/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nerdwan.

Don't let the hags find me

>>46790511
OK. I let the lolibabas know.

>>46790496
The future is now, old wan.

>>46790557
Do you really think this is a W if you look at the youngest generations?

>>46790457
>"Borrow" stamp
>Apply to Jiangshi talisman

>>46790576
Skibbidi rizz fanum tax ohio gyatt

>>46790663
>no cables going out of the monitor
Chesh deluding herself in her padded cell.

>>46790663
That's not how cheshires sounds like.

Give me your spunkiest kikimoras!

>>46790994

>>46791068
pads

>>46791073
Right, but her ass is very real.

Maybe...
Maybe I can trust foxes
Surely it can't be all that bad?

>>46790994

>>46791132
Need ojou Shog too.

>>46791101
Good anon

>>46791221
image all the smug and haughty bickering

wan but bun

the mofu tax is due

>>46791416
Lizards and dragons were a mistake.

>>46786246
You've heard of places to eat at in MGC, but what about the local entertainment and attractions?
>club иссушать, the roaring, neon-soaked hip nightclub just outside of the UMamono campus, home to hardcore ravers from all over the city. Hit the bottle, or hit the floor to show off your dance moves against usually fiends or beastwomen. Rumors speak of easy access to pharmaceuticals from the slavic mob, and a secret portal to Pandemonium in the basement.
>The luxurious MGC Architecture Boat Tour, where the expert Hakutaku guides bring to life vivid stories of the beautiful cityscape while participants sample fine wine and cheeses. Unmarried male participants are often mistaken by vampires, demons, dragons & elves as servers if they are dressed too casually.
>Botanical Gardens spanning acres in a beautiful arboretum layout, home to everything ranging from sunflowers to alarunes, tentacles and everything inbetween. Personal guided tours offered to males by the dryad groundskeepers, or elementals in their natural environment. Staff insist you help yourself to the fruit.
>Eerily quiet Neumonstein Castle can only be entered on dark & rainy nights. Filled with Gargoyle statues, posessed armor & weapons, golems, dolls & other 'spiritually active' objects. Rumors claim that the original family still "inhabit" the grounds hundreds of years later.
>Mon Chai Market, a densely concentrated commercial/residential zone at the heart of Chinatown with food & trinket stalls all along the roads too packed with kitsune, jiangshi and kakuen to drive through. Visit local favorites like the Lucky Mommy club, traditional bathhouses or game parlors. Gweilo must take care to avoid the Nyakuza and Triads.

Cheshire bully even more smug since being impregnated!

>>46791646
>magical contraceptive?
>nyahahahaha!
>I can't believe you actually fell for that!

Why does a cat moo?

>>46791696
Too much milk

>>46791614
To be fair I would also prefer to encounter a bear than a human out in the woods
Encounters with wild animals are rare and precious

>>46790520
Oppai lolibaba supremacy

>>46791416
Why pay it? the mofu itself is hoarding all the taxes
Wake up people!

>>46792036
That's just a shortstack

>>46792068
Shortstack is the term that got forced here post 2012 elections, it's the normalfag version of oppai loli and I really don't like or use it

>>46792078
it's become a distinct subclass

>>46792078
Shortstack and oppai loli aren't the same anon.

>>46792078
The difference is that shortstacks have adult proportions despite their smaller stature, while oppai lolis have the proportions of children except for their breasts.

>>46792064
Damn tanukis, too cheap to pay for a bra making me be their dedicated boob holder! I'm doing very important IT work here of sleeping until someone actually has a problem beyond restarting their computer!

>>46792064
They keep sending billions to undead regions and orcish wastelands

>>46792078
>version of oppai loli
Oppai loli is a diffrent thing anon

>>46792064
I'm starting to wonder if she made up that whole story about the masturbation machines. Doesn't seem like something the order would do.

Sweaty danuki hag who spends all her time watching stocks tick up and down so she doesn't wash
https://files.catbox.moe/g2hc64.jpg

>>46792146
>masturbation machines
We call em Automatons here, racist.

>>46792078
Retard.

>>46792175
>no bush
>tummy close to obese fupa
cringe

I'm joining the Order so I can become better bait for monsters!

Without order, there's chaos and chaos is for nig-

>>46792192
I'm joining the order for the sweet Alp pussy.

>>46792186
still would

>>46791639
this is good stuff anon

cats are a liquid

>>46792314
I've seen them flow downhill

>>46792314
They're made for squishing

Dark matters are just essentially giant open air disco balls for monstergirls.

>>46792322
>bobblehead anatomy

This is the final boss. How do you defeat her?

It'd be nice to share a common interest with a lilim. Like... just chatting with her about gardening or building sheds or something.

>>46792322
I want to buttfuck the military lilim.
Or write her a secret love note. Either one works

>>46792560
The Lim Shed

>>46792540
You can just do that following these simple steps.
>send a letter to the mamono lord coomisioning her for a daughter.
>Specify what kind of interest you want to have in common with the lim
And that's it. After the DL reviews your commision, she will go to a place related to that hobby, get impregnated there, and then you will have your gardener, biologist, etc lim. Production and shipping process takes around 3 months

>>46792560
You can buttfuck her if you ask her to be your partner during sports day

>>46792314
Cats...

>>46792322
How did she know I'm weak to girl in military uniforms and short skirts?

>>46791639
>Unmarried male participants are often mistaken by vampires, demons, dragons & elves as servers if they are dressed too casually.
Rape
Gweilo must take care to avoid the Nyakuza and Triads.
Rape

>>46792575
https://youtu.be/XeIR7P82aPU

>>46792102
>Ryu and Apophis realizing they can just get a man to hold their boobs instead of buying expensive ornaments to do the same job

>>46791101
once they're tied up, maybe

>>46792607
I think non scribbly lines is already a pretty big milestone.

>>46792620
Imagine how painful it would be to try to restrain a lamia or similar mamano. Even if she was letting you do it it'd probably take an hour the first few times

>>46792513
blue archive anatomy

>>46792722
I wish I could get into BA but I have a pre existing gambling addiction. so have to stay faaar away from gacha.

>>46792722
It's good an anon puts it into terms the thread can understand.

>>46792722
If that were true she's be thicker, more stacked while also wearing a skimpy outfit

A being of pure evil

>>46792795
thick lims

>>46792692
I wanted to be a little mean with that one. Here's another better suited for you.
https://youtu.be/RgCgoYouwkQ

>5-2
>the blood traps are BEHIND the power station you're supposed to keep enemies out of
hahahaha fuck you

>>46792836

>>46792844
He just posted on the wrong board. Move along.

movin

You can trust her, fox's honor

Molest maids

>>46792913
True

>>46792762
My problem with phone games is that if I wanted to play a game I'd just play an actual game on my computer. Also with gacha games it always feels like if you don't do every event and sink a specific amount of time into grinding each day you'll just fall behind

>>46792913
Gladly

Going to ask an ancient evil oni for help with moving furniture and building materials at my house.

>>46791068
>>46791132
Weak to anilingus

>>46792930
>it always feels like if you don't do every event and sink a specific amount of time into grinding each day you'll just fall behind
This is the point.

>>46792064
>sniffffff

>>46793009
You're stuffing your face into her chest, right anon?

>>46793000
Very true

>>46793014
No. I'm stuffing my nose into her mouth!

That sweet, delicious breath that has a tinge of alcohol on it

>look up from my book out of the blue at my kiki maid wiping a picture frame with a towelette
>"Kiki."
>her floopy ears twitch as she looks back at me
>"...You would never take advantage of me, would you?"
>"..."
>she slowly starts smiling slyly at me and just returns to cleaning
I-I'm scared of her you guys...

>>46792930
>grinding
Like rpg grinding ?

>>46793014
Don't feed the retard please
>>46793029
Kill yourself and stop vandalizing every Danuki post

>>46793037
just drink your tea anon

>>46793037
A good Kiki doesn't violate her mastah's trust

>>46793050
I only serve to enhance the discussion of danukis by contemplating the smells and intricacies of their breaths.

>>46793072
Fuck off you pest

>>46793073
No

>>46793073
Would you rather I discuss some other monster girl's breath, such as kikimoras or shirohebis?

>>46793095
>cheating on danuki
I knew you didn't really care for her.

I'm pulling a rata into bed unprompted and using her soft tail as a blanket/body pillow. No sex, I just need something nice and soft.

>>46793066
Maybe she's a bad kiki

>>46793037
Cute kiki teasing her master

>>46793095
How many times you got banned and still keep doing this shit? For what purpose?

>"You're a fool to challenge us, human. No mortal can defeat a hydra"
>one of her monster heads interrupts
>"What the hell is wrong with you? We finally meet a man and the first thing you do is try to chase him away?"
>"But-"
>another head joins in
>"She's right, you're not in charge just because you're the center head. We don't want to fight him"
>she looks at her other heads, who both nod in agreement
>"...Fine. Human, would you like to go on a date with us?"

>>46793100
I do care for her. I'm just a man whore. If I had my way, I'd probably marry 20 different monster girls.

>>46793072
>enhance the discussion of danukis
You literally killed all Danuki discussion for months and then you tried to force that shit on other monsters and that got you banned, stop being a fucking retard

I would sniff Shog.

>>46793104
A bad kiki push her master to rape her and act smug about it

I would also love to sniff kikimora breath, almost as I would danuki.

The drawback to Kiki breath is that the scent will be muted due to her exceptionally excellent hygiene, so less unique smells. However the benefit is a lack of bad breath.

>>46793134
I would worship shog

>>46793126
Nope. We are fighting first. The loser has to pay for the winner.

I wish to be looked at like an insane person by zipangu tour guides/shop owners when I try to explain that I wish to find oni strongholds so I can take videos of near accurate shogunate rulers not seen since the meiji era, and not because I have a fetish for giant, melon-sized crimson red sweaty tits

Foxes in suits hit different

>>46793126
I love monsters bickering with themselves

>>46793252
Naive tourist wanders into monster territory and emerges unraped much to the shock of everyone

>>46793272
>He too pule, to innocento fo leipu.
-Red Shogun

That man is destined for other monsters. Maybe a smart cow or phantom or something.

>>46793252
If you want to hit on oni girls the local yakitori bar would be a better spot than a highly guarded fortress.

>>46793368
What stats are those leopard pattern bikini giving her?
I bet she can't win over me without them.

>>46793380
Catch and release

>>46793368
Yeah but if I go the incredibly stupid fortress route I could be captured as a spy and turned into a prisoner-husband, yakitori bar I'd actually have to talk, and there's much less adventure/political intrigue that way

>>46793384
+Arousal
+Lust
+Eroticism
+++Love
Or so she claims
>>46793402
Think of it more as an rpg where going to the bar leads you on a long subquest that ends in an oni wife

>>46793384
>What stats are those leopard pattern bikini giving her?
+1stealth +2 bartering -2 speech

>>46793429
>+++Love
Fuck! I've geared against charm so hard I got like zero res against love!

>>46793444
The meta is broken because there is no item that provides defence against love. Good thing it's such a rare status.

>Kikimora has a new dress
>It looks just like her old one, but with a pleat or something going down the front of the apron
>Once the company you had over leaves, you realize it wasn't a pleat
>She modified her standard uniform to have a removable 4 inch wide slit in the front, giving you a direct view of her pussy

vampires

>>46793493
But what if I'm weak to vampire ass?

>>46793368
I want to sniff this oni's sweaty red armpits

>>46793456
Yeah, good thing, not like the devs would patch in an entire subclass/faction that would dress in pink and encourage monsters to start using that stat. I'm fine so long as the oni doesn't suddenly gain bubblegum pink hair from cursed items in-between me using the bars bathroom real quick.

>>46793493
Made to steal a young boy from the streets and raise him into her perfectly obedient butler/husband.

>>46793522
Oh you mean the Eros ribbon she’s probably tying her hair in a ponytail with because her initial plan didn’t work? Hope you like getting wooed anon.

>>46793514
I'd rather sniff Kiki armpits after she's been cleaning in the house in her long maid gown in the summer.

>>46793511
That's okay, vampire ass is weak to human dick.

>>46793493
Honestly this just reminds me of that one scene from leprechaun

>>46793493

>>46793483
Bad kiki! She's getting the chastity belt for 3 days

>>46793554
Vampire cube.

>>46793557
She's not horny. She just needs to pee. Take the belt off

>>46793525
Raising a husband sounds easier than it actually is
>Young anon enters her room without her permission and organizes all of her hidden doujins and h-games alphabetically along with all of the clothes she left strewn all over the floor

>>46793566
Don't fall for this trap anon

>>46793581
I don't think it's a trap, and I don't want her to soil herself

>>46793566
That's why I don't like art with chastity belts, specially after treating so many urinary diseases

>>46793549
Is it also weak to human tongue?

>>46793611
Wait, we have a medic in the thread?

>>46793616
Probably plenty considering how many professionals lurk this board

>>46793622
>/jp/
>professionals

>>46793511

>>46793614
Takes quintuple damage, actually.
If you do it just right, a vampire becomes physically incapable of opposing you for the rest of her life.

>>46793637
Well all of us third worlders that couldn't afford to become neets had to work and study to avoid dying of starvation, being a neet is not a choice but a privilege

>>46793687
Sounds great. Gonna start with this >>46793662
one. And then her big booty kiki maid.

>>46793662
Remilia's body is so delicious

>>46793493
Reminder that this vampire wears pads.

>>46793252
>Anon attempts to sneak into the stronghold
>the guards noticed him miles away, but decide to play along
>becomes increasingly difficult as he clumsily stumbles through the yard
>the captain desperately trying to hold in her laughter as he walks right into an equipment rack next to her
>"Must've been the wind."

>>46793549
>vampire final boss
>Vampire uses ass attack
>Anon blocks using his dick
>Double Instant loss
Man, this game is unbalanced as hell.

>>46793741
>"Oh my demon-lord, the gaijin even brought a comically large empty box with him! It doesn't even fit the scenery at all!"

>traditional Russian Kiki that loves to play American folk music on the fiddle

>>46793714
You are going to make her super smug with comments like that.

>>46793637
How did you think people were able to afford commissions?
Drawings are expensive, anon.

>>46793814
I am a man that liked to speak the truth

>>46793855
One of the guys I commissioned something for I caught using a.i. which was weird cause I know he can draw. Didn't try to make a public spectacle about though it , just sent him a private message saying that I was disappointed.

Monsters cannot hope to defeat human battle mechas. There is nothing they can do about a 100 meter tall humanoid soldier of steel powered by internal nuclear reactors walking right over their armies and unleashing payloads of missiles and plasma lances.

>>46793917
The Kaiju Wurms are released in response.

>>46793917
>laughs in elder sandworm

>>46793867
You need to take care around such powerful beings.

Sometimes I like to google the name of a MG which sounds like it would be a KC original with the results narrowed to before the profile release to see whether the name really is a KC original. Today I tried Holstaur and there was a single result and it was something else.
https://1997677ha.akazunoma.com/
Good lord, what kind of obscure aberration buried in the sands of time did I stumble on?

>>46793917
>gremlin pulls the plug

>>46793795
>Russo-Appalachian Kiki and mastah when that dumb tourist they warned "not to go wanderin in them woods" is screaming while getting raped by that feral shogg that emerged out of an antediluvian ruin built by inhuman hands in the woods
https://youtu.be/J6UG1Jlwiow?si=rdRer0BhhMpeGI--

>>46793662
Is that her tag dream outfit?

I'd be fine with marrying a dhampir, honestly. They're nice and civil young ladies who can act politely around the rest of my family!

>>46793978
I'd be fine marrying a vampire even if she embarrasses me in front of my family by acting like a teenage edgelord despite being older than four generations of them

>>46793978
>civil
What about a dhampir that's a civil war nerd?

>>46793974
That is the most painful hiatus in the story of Touhou fanworks, that and burning Meiling

>>46794001
>painful hiatus
Ah Shot I was just about to try to catch up after forgetting about it for years.

>>46794042
Source?

>>46794042
why are you posting ugly western trash on /jp/?

You should know why.

>>46794051
https://yomic.itch.io/wholesome-monster-girl-academia

>>46794042
isn't that the catholic monster school vn and anon was making (that make tumblrites seethe)

>>46794078
>lv1 shog

>>46791132
Is it proper for a mere maid to be this smug?

>>46794079
she's going to grow up to be a proper maid! just like her auntie kiki!

>>46794085
Do not let her out of containment.

>>46794079

>>46794084
she comes from a long line of prestigious maids

>>46794085
>kiki seethes at this

>>46794084
she's actually the heiress of multiple generations worth of wealth and now she's coming for you family's fortune too

>>46794104
>pure innocent shoglet and bitter old kiki

>>46794071
The one at the far left isn't a dude is it?

>>46794143
No

My waifu is real and she can be found in the astral plane of existence. We're all gonna make it.

>>46791132
Does a kikis hat contain her smugness?

>Conspiracy by danukis to build giant rockets, fill them with naked images of themselves and then explode it over the capitals of various order nations?
>They're spraying danuki pheromones into the atmosphere using air trails?
>The real druella got laid years ago and they've just replaced her with an identical sister so people can make fun of druella being a virgin still?
>Of course I don't believe that!

>Beings of another galaxy want to conquer the Earth
>Don't try to speak with them...

>>46794235
I thought I would be safe from mamono bananano in space...

>>46792322

>>46794235
Documentaries have likely been made about earth by advanced alien civilizations millions of years ago.

>>46794261
>dork lim
Draw a REAL monster girl like Kiki next time

Good art though. It's been interesting to see how you've progressed from being dogshit at art to actually quite good in a relatively short time.

>"Why aint'cha afraid of me, human? Don't you know I'm the Ogre of the swamp? I'm a big scary monster, an' I could crush a little guy like you easily if I wanted... So why you so keen on comin' so close to me?"

>>46794305
I guess I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>46794305
I'm here to rescue a princess from a swamp

>>46794305
Yeah I could take an ogre in a fight

And more

>>46794099
>>46794108
Surely, she could do better than me right? What's her plan?

>>46794261
I like lims

>>46794291

>lilims being slandered at every second in the thread
>usually smug anons flocking to anything even remotely resembling a lilim

>>46794261
Where’s the fucking finished rewrite Mansley?

>>46794407
I forgor the plot

>>46794261
Lilims are good, unfortunately, Lizard girls are better.
For real tho, that's some good art.

Living in hagville isn't easy
I have to import my microwave meals

>POV: You didn't level grind enough before challenging the final boss

>>46794442
>Anon makes a fortune smuggling instant ramen and other "contraband" across hagville borders
>Knows that one of these days, his luck will dry up and his next run will be his last
It's a dangerous game, but somone has to do it

>>46794371
she decided to grace such a worthless cretin such as yourself with her presence and you clearly can't keep care of yourself and that would be such of a terrible waste of your family's sizable assets

I'll just tell a monster she doesn't need me.

Someone, PLEASE, impregnates her

>>46794451
I shudder to think of the punishment for such criminals

>>46794261
>>46794419
Damn man you draw real good art, but why do you have to waste it on futafaggotry?

>>46794456
How do you impregnate an invisible girl?

>>46794261
>>46794458
Do you draw them anatomically correct?

>>46794458
He wants to. Simple as that.

>>46794463
Effort.

>>46794458
I see nothing of the sort posted here

>>46794463
spray and pray

>>46794458
He wants to?
And as long as he doesn't post it here, you're the fag who brings up futa.

>>46794395
what schemes does this little gremlin get up to?

Death to all futafags

>>46794395
Unironically better than every lim you've drawn.

Kiki is the superior girl in every aspect
>better meido
>better waifu
>better dom
>better sub
>prettier
>classier
>low key sluttier too

Cu sith

>>46794475
It’s because Losenis doesn’t post it in here for good reason. If people are bringing it up they’re just trying to start shit since his Twitter has nothing to do with here.

>>46794520
Don't tell that to Lilims or they'll keep trying to imitate Kikis.

>>46794515
Futanari is only acceptable when it's futa on female. Especially when said female feels like she's superior to the futa and then gets corrected!

>>46794535
Does he draw the other kind?

Futanari is only acceptable with a 12 gauge to the head.

>>46794532
>lamia
>saliva strands
This triggers the vorefag part of my brain

It's a full moon night.

>>46794537
What?

>>46794547
Futa on male doesn't appeal to me and I don't think monster girls should ever do it.

>>46794544
Actually it's a waxing crescent

>>46794544
I just went to the balcony to fact-check, but it looks like the moon is on the other side of my building.

>>46794548
Never seen it made by him.

Futanari is only acc-HHHAAAAAAACCCKKKKK *hangs self from the ceiling fan using https://www.etsy.com/listing/723509808/shibari-rope-bamboo-baby-true-trans*

>>46794458
It's mandatory for artists to eventually draw degenerate shit and that's alright so long as they don't constantly spam it or forget to draw nothing but that

>>46794548
That's just homosexual

>>46794552
Nope it's clearly a full moon and she's not in control nor responsible for her actions

>>46794562
And it's KC approved!
No. Do not reply to this post, it's not worth it.

>>46794395
Kiki that goes kekeke

Yesterday:
>breathfags
Today:
>futafags
Any guess what we'll get tomorrow?
Vore? Alps? Furfag via siths? Fatfaggotry? Salamanders? Giantess?

>>46794560
>It's mandatory for artists to eventually draw degenerate shit
Funny how latenight never got this message, retard-kun.

Futa is an abomination, tentacles are fine

It's always a good time to post siths.
Did you know the main difference between hellhounds and cu sith is that only one is a very good girl?

>>46794566
It's my choice, not yours. I choose to get baited and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>46794593
>Alps?
What's wrong with this? It's literally a woman

>>46794560
The Spacejin rule

>>46794520
>t. seething Kiki

>>46794601
I'd take a cu sith over 80% of the mamono in MGE. They're decent but not preferred.

>>46794615
Stay mad, you pale, bland, pasty succ

>>46794609
He lists Salamanders as well because he's gay

>>46794520

>>46794627
Pale and pasty are redundant together.

>>46794640
nefarious

I also like kikimoras.

>>46794535
Yeah yeah fag whatever helps you cope, you'll ACK yourself eventually

>>46794669
What motivates you to post here.

>>46794669
>ACK yourself
Go back to /pol/

>>46794640
Kikis need to post blatant propaganda to make people think they are good.
Meanwhile we all know shogs are the best maids.

>>46794640
Very cute kiki.
Can I shamelessly beg you to draw a hatter? She is a very good girl with a very good hat. The best hat, even better than dhampirs.

>>46794640
Seething kiki needs correction

>>46794620
That you like them at all puts them in the top 20 of girls as far as the thread matters, kek.

>>46794669
Must be a slow day on /monster/, or slower than normal days.

>>46794673
High orcs l love these chocolate babes
>46794683
Leave you assblasted futatranny

>>46794702
That place self cannibalized itself when the chinaman made his own site, I think.

>>46794696
Kikis don't get correction. They're the ones to correct!

>>46794692
It's fine that not everyone can appreciate the finer things in life.

>>46794640
I like to imagine a Kiki actually putting a lim in her place when they meet face to face instead of just online

>>46794702
Even at high times that place doesn't even get 1 post per hour. No wonder they have started to infest the other MGE places.

>>46794710
MGR? I know he took it over but after that I don't really know what happened.

>>46794726
>I know he took it over but after that I don't really know what happened.
From what I can gather /monster/ took a big hit between losing mge posters to there and everyone else to nuking a bunch of non mge threads.

>>46794735
Nah, the chinese baphofag taking over the MGE wiki discord was the real final nail in the coffin for /monster/.

Do not trust cats, they are sadistic hunters who delight in playing with their prey before going in for the final blow

>>46794741
Kinda weird how the chinaman is taking over everything and everyone seems to just go along with it.

>>46794548
But futa on female is appealing and monster girl should do it right?

>>46794741
>>46794751
How long before he lets the power get to his head and turns into a reddit-tier mod?

>>46794726
>>46794702
/mgt/ always had a far higher poster count and activity, even at /monster/'s peak. However /monster/ used to have far superior content generation, both art and stories, but that hasn't been the case in years. Now the only thing worth visiting /monster/ for is the draw thread, and even that has gotten lackluster. /mgt/ is really the only place for semi-active discussion of MGE.

>>46794759
Come for the mge, stay for the gacha posters.

>>46794601
Cu Sith are solidly in "Okay but forgettable/Prefer not to think about" tier. They're at least not Matango, who just gets mogged on in every way shape or form by Myconid and Mad Hatter.

>>46794759
As it was pointed out years and years ago, monster girls as a genre is dying.It peaked with old MGE, MM and MGQ. But right now?
MGE is quite stagnate after KC put everything on hold for the game for a few years. the paywall isn't helping as it kills 99% of the hype. The only two new girls that are even talked about are melf and Pyrow.
MM is still going but any interest and hype is gone.
MGQ is... MGQ. Paradox is kind of in a weird state. I just can't get into or the thread to tell you much about it.

>>46794770
Why discuss monster girls when we can post about "Generic Fox Girl #734?"

>>46794673
>>46794683
>>46794702
How come one anon says a mean thing to futafag and you all get up in arms about it?

>>46794789
I just don't like when people use /pol/ terms outside of /pol/. It's just extremely annoying when they can't fucking stay in their containment board.

Rope.

>>46794782
Monster girl genre isn't dying. It's just stagnant. EMG getting an anime gave it an artificial bump, but once that ended we returned to the mean. Interspecies reviewers and similar titles also gave temporary bumps in popularity. MGE is slowly falling off, but the monster girl genre is just fine. It just doesn't attract many newcomers since it's anti fag and anti cuckold

>>46794782
>KC put everything on hold for the game for a few years. the paywall isn't helping as it kills 99% of the hype.
Do you remember that he not only put the game on hold without admitting it but also said he would bring back the q and a and just never did.

which mg is the perfect combination of cute and sexy?

>>46794683
See, I'm old enough that ACK just makes me think of the newspaper comic Cathy.
And that's why I require an ancient mamono--I just can't relate to these Zoomers.

>>46794810
Cait sith when she tries to climb the curtains while wiggling her ass at me.

>>46794810
See here>>46794520

>>46794810
Regular succ.

>>46794810
We all know the answer to this.

>>46794810
Whatever that Succubus teacher was on in Demi-chan. The gap moe between dressing like a Slav and being a literal sex demon was great.

>>46794640
>secretly put up a camera to see what your kiki does while you're at work
>6 and a half hours of her slouched at the computer shit posting on 4mon and whiteknighting about kikis

>>46794822
Holy shit, what a fatty. Needs Papillon correction immediately

>>46794669
>ACK yourself
You mean like tripping over?

>>46794826
I loved demi chan but it was this kind of weird combination of nothing and the manga never got translated.

>>46794830
That would be so cute.

>>46794795
>I just don't like when people use /pol/ terms outside of /pol/. It's just extremely annoying when they can't fucking stay in their containment board.
Agreed, but still futafags are a cancer that don't belong here

>>46794806
I'm still mad since I asked a question last Q&A and now that question remains un-answered. It's been fucking years and I just want some closure at this point.

>>46794840
Literally nobody was talking about futafaggotry with Losenis until some assmad clown brought it up to derail or bait engagement. Shut up and move on.

>>46794893
It is a well known fact that centaur knights will, after a long campaign, offer their hand in marriage to men at arms, other knights, or even peasant militia that caught their eye.

>>46794850
You'd wonder who he's talking to that seemingly nobody has reminded him of this.

How would a raiju maid work?

>>46794937
lots of caution:wet floor signs

>>46794937
Like a normal maid except she'll charge your phone for you.

>>46794893
>>46794897
How can I please a girl with my penis if I can shove my arm down to my shoulder inside her holes

>>46794948
Centaur pussy has horse grip.

>>46794937
She dusts by walking around the room. You must wash her afterward.

>>46794944
I dont think giving a raiju your phone is a smart idea. People remember the electricity but forget they are very bold monsters.

>>46795031
That just means she'll charge your phone and put her nudes on it.

>>46795048
Or power outages are caused by her wildly masturbating to your photos.
Or you end up with wierd notepads detailing the long lists of acts shes fantasizing.
Or she just screws with your calender and alarms so every day is maid day.
All of which are just fronts to get you to hatefuck her.

I'm going to subject a Cheshire to a 9 hour anal sex marathon. We'll see how smug she is after that.

I'm going to go adventuring with a shortstack dragon mage and no one is going to stop me.

>>46795114
She's gonna be super tired after pegging you for NINE hours.

>>46795114
Famous last words of anon pegged to death in comedic fashion

>>46795002
How dangerous is washing raiju anyway?
Seems like a easy way to get caught in feedback loops.

I just want to be happy
I'll take your oldest fox

>>46795173
Imagine bathing with a toaster, but without modern GFCI or circuit breakers and the toaster is horny.

>>46795197
best i can do is a brown cat

Whatever you do anon, DON'T fall in love with your 10/10 guardian Angel and marry her, the Heavens forbid it, your relationship with her has to remain strictly platonic, okay?

>>46795197
Sure! Wait. Where'd she go? She was around here somewhere...

Post your MEANEST and TOUGHEST looking monsters

>>46795266

>>46795252
Mickshit ruined them for this thread spamming his soulless gookslop so don't worry I won't, I no longer care for angels

>>46795290
Tiny, but fierce.

Maybe I just don't deserve a monster
Not even a fox

>>46795319
it's possible

>>46794948
The clit is at the bottom of the entrance of her pussy, so just slap grind against it with your shaft and slap your balls against it with every thrust and she’ll cum before you even do.

>>46795266
k

>>46795290
They look like they'd instantly lose to a strong squeeze

>>46795346
they have all that extra padding to cushion the blow

>>46795344
Lmao what they say to make her so mad?

>>46795393
>the best offense is a strong defense

>>46795344
Cursed Sword thinks its funny telling people to kill themselves until a human poster she told to "kys" actually goes and does it irl.

>>46795412
ms wisp always gets the last laugh, that card

>>46794835
It was fun for what it was but it also felt kind of directionless. It at least didn't suffer the weird shit of Centaur no Nayami or the listless storytelling of MonMusu.

>play minecraft with monsters
>grief anubis' pyramid
>she tells me "kys"
>get b&
Apparently this isn't a good method to get an autismo anubis

how do i know if i have a toxic mg?

>>46795514
give her a lick

>>46795480
Rookie mistake. You don't grief an anubis' pyramid, you "help" her.
>The pyramid was looking a little uniform, so I added some pink wool in the shape of a heart to the faces, what do you think?
>The corridors inside got a little confusing, can you help me dig a straight path to the sarcophagus?
>I think we should put two sphinxes at the entrance!
That's how you end up in a 3am call with her giving you exacting instructions on how to perfect egyptian architecture in minecraft

does mge still attracts newcomer to the fanbase?

>>46795543
What do you mean by fanbase or newcomers?

>>46795576
dont worry about it

Making an MG pass out with a goofy smile on her face

>>46794751
He's irrelevant to this thread so no-one who matters gives a shit.

>>46794741
QRD?

>Playing Anon’s Quest III
>Need venison to get past the werewolves
>Luckily took bow and arrow from hunter’s cabin that is only accessible on Fridays during 3:24 PM
>Find deer
>Equip bow
>Click on arrow from inventory and click “use” on the deer
>Character chucks the arrow instead of shooting it with the bow
>Didn’t even get anywhere close to the deer
>Landed in the swamp
>Probably soft locked now but haven’t saved for almost an hour because I forgot
>Try to find the arrow
>Meet the Frog Queen
>”Dearest hunter, is this your arrow?”
>Yes
>”Well it sank my favorite lily pad and as punishment you must take me as your wife”
>Graphic of Anon and Frog Queen being wed is shown
>LOOKS LIKE ANON’S QUEST ENDED RIBBITINGLY
I fucking hate this game

I need a desert fox

>>46791132
I can't get this maid out of my head. I NEED to correct her

>>46795713
I read her book

>>46795706
>RIBBITINGLY
Good wordplay. I give it 7 out of 10 cheshires.

>>46795713
Best I can do is a dessert fox.

>>46795732
Liches don’t want you to know this but potion effect stack, I just drank 30 virility enhancement potions and knocked up my zombie waifu with triplets

>>46794751
I thought that was Puuyo

>>46795706
>Ribbitingly
A ribbiting end to Anon's fair quest. One could almost hop for joy as he took his new, amphibious wife to bed. I guess, for now, the villain will have to croak their last alone.

Undead

An agent of absolute chaos that cannot be trusted, beholden to no whims or code but her own.
You should follow her down that dark alley.

>Have twin Kikimora maids
>They're both a little airheaded
>Your parents come over one day
>Your maids greet them at the door with their blowjob masks still on
>Die a lot inside