/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46342550
Careful, Anon. Those are dangerous statements to make.

>>45559550
SHE'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

>>44948785
Careful what you say, Anon.

>>44174554
I dunno, I want to post Anons losing to the Sabbath.

>>44147948
>"There he is. The nice man that helped all our mamas and papas meet up!"
>"But I heard he's still single!"

>>44107241
It's a long list, but to begin Baphos, Familiar, Any Cat (yes including Cait Sith and Cheshire), Anything in the Demonic family, Angels are fine too, Harpie family, Fae, Foxes, Rata, maybe some of the Abyssals. Very few monsters are actually unlikable.

>>43767853
Darn goats with their loud rock and roll music at all hours of the night, I am gonna go over there and ask them to keep the music down.

>>37881207
But that one is true!

Guess who's going to be tonight's 'sacrifice', anon.

>>37271925
>your religion is little girls

>>37171285
I'm gonna mail a manabomb to the sabbath HQ! It won't even just turn them into big-chested oppai lolis- it'll make them taller and more mature, too! And the best part? It'll be PERMANENT!
And then I'll mail another to one of their masses! And plant another at a school! They'll call me the Hagbomber and I will eradicate loli bodies from the face of this earth or get raped trying!

>>37038284
Thursday's the weekly Sabbath Seethe Synod, where the flatties bitch and moan about not having a man.

>>36736730
Plenty.

Never venture alone into the Flat Forest...

>>36038475
>>36045245
Flattie forest

POV: you just wanted classic rock cds

Someone gimme an idea for a story. Something not entirely smut, but if it ends in fuck that's fine.

>>34774359
No one escapes!

>>34260274
Try to figure out some quick magic so I'm not completely inept when the Sabbath arrives to take me home.

A reminder that you can not run from the Sabbath. If you are desired as an onii-chan, you will be made one.

>>24671634
No, I don't like dogs and I have already given myself to the Sabbath.Also call me a puritan, but I believe lovemaking should be a private affair.

>>24086358
>>What species of monster girl do you see yourself most likely getting raped by?
I plan on handing myself to the Sabbath in hopes of learning magic, so hopefully a Familiar if I don't have a choice. I would want to work and impress a Baphomet though.
>>What species of monster girl do you think your family would want you to marry?
My family would probably see me marrying a cat girl. I doubt they would approve of me going for the Sabbath, but I swear I want to learn magic and I'm not doing it for the lolies.
>>Are there any girls "native" to your area that you wouldn't mind marrying?
Cats are worldwide right? Not much for me to look into in Midwest USA.
>>Is your waifu or most preferred girl likely to be found in your area?
I would have to seek them out, but I doubt the Sabbath would have any problem setting up shop here.
>>Suppose you took no steps to secure your most preferred girl, what're the chances you'd come across her where you live now?
Even without pre-planning I know to look out for odd pamphlets and little girls. Close my eyes and let magic show me the way.

>>23197693
Corona-chan.

...I mean it's less bullying and more like not opening your door for her but you get what I mean.

Alternatively you can bully the Sabbath but you'd likely die.

>>22603001