Monster Girl Thread

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house husband thread?

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>>42066147
hmmmm, im trying to wean off milk and just drink milk

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THIS THE TITCOW THREAD?

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>>42066162
Your proposition is acceptable.

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cows r here to stay

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Why is it lewder to want a holstaur to bully me vs a mintoaur.

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BIG

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Something seems off about these cows. Can't quite put my finger on what.

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it is weird

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>>42066206
Busty girl bullying you feels less genuinely intimidating than a muscular girl bullying you. It makes sense as long as you disregard fearboner.

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old snek are crazy

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>>42066162
>>42066214
>>42066147
Turning haughty powerful monsters into dairy cows is the best.
Even better when they swallow their pride and ask you to milk them.

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>>42066258
and a ching chong to you too, ma'am.

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>>42066158
I want to be the house husband for a house wife

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I wish minotaurs lactated naturally like holstaurs do

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Hello /mgg/, been a while. I've got not one but two new fics for you. First one's about an army doctor falling for a Salamander.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43485441

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>>42066301
inducing it in her yourself is also pretty rewarding

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>>42066301
Be a man and impregnate a mino.

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Has anyone attempted a story about one of those ancient era monsters who were around before the current Demon Lord took over? Where they are now, rather. If we could transport a human from that era out of time and into MGE, it could lead to some rather spicy situations.

I don't mind searching to see if someone has, but if anyone knows their fics, it's you lot.

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>>42066310
Second is from a greentext I did a while back about a haglover correcting, and marrying, a Baph.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43622137

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>>42066268
Especially when they consider their new situation an improvement and don't want to go back to their old ways.
>>42066301
Too powerful, there's no way a man could resist milkiness and muscles in one.

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You know that thing with actual cats where people come home and there is just a cat they have never seen before just kinda hanging out around or even inside their home?
I like to imagine that happens with the monster version too.

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>>42066301
punch her in the tits

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>>42066332
>come back home
>end up seeing this wock and asking you to call her auntie wock
>She just lazes around, cooking before you get home but nor much else
>wears croptops and booty shorts most of the time
>Cant help but tease you a bit
>Sometimes she gets a little handsy

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Magic cat playing with her body!

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>>42066258
>tfw no mommywife hebi that has a cute Zipangese accent that comes out when she gets excited

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>>42066332
sounds like the usual hebi shenanigans

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>>42066413
I don't trust this cat.
Short hair with large breasts usually means nymphomaniac.

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>>42066434

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>>42066413
God I love Alternate_Breast_Size

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>>42065592
doromes are so pure i cannot refuse one

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>>42066413
great, now she is gonna drain me for mana cause she used it all up

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>>42066401
Who wants an old hag like that?

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>>42066413
i like the elf

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>>42066474
i would

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>>42066472
>>42066446

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>>42066147
Remember, don't be afraid to use violence when encountering a dragon. They like it when you play rough.

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>>42066332
>open the front door to take out the trash
>a stray werecat you've never met slips in past you before you even realize what's happening
>she hangs up her coat, takes off her shoes and starts making small talk
>walks straight to your couch and makes herself comfortable
>you start to protest, but she ignores you and starts stretching suggestively, with a swish in her tail and a smug look on her face
>by the time you shut the door, all of her clothes seem to have either disappeared or malfunctioned
>underneath her top she has a tattoo that reminds you of a nurarihyon's
>she beckons you over and starts calling you pet names without even a nervous twitch of her ears

Stupid sexy smug cats. At least when a dog girl follows you home she has the decency to make puppy eyes at you until you let her in.

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Dark Elf steppies, but she speaks in Kerillian's Scottish accent.

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>>42066532
what's she going to do, paint a picture of us being a happy family together?

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>>42066482
Elves are good too. Especially ones that have massive crushes on you.

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>>42066532
Will she look at me funny if I ask her to make her skin even darker?

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>>42066562
That's a giraffe!

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Do these monster girls have dicks?

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>>42066532
if its a dark elf she should have a canadian accent. Or Quebecois accent.

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>>42066583
Get out reeeeee fag faggot reeeeee

Pst, there's a thread on /d/ for that

Also KC begrudgingly said the Sabbath might have a cock potion, because the nip fanbase is OBSESSED with futa fics and alps it seems.

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>>42066582
Not yet. She has to grow up first

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>>42066601
Stay on /d/ then, redditspacer.

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>>42066601
Oh they really do? lol you guys are gay!

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How do I know which monster girl is the best for me?

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>>42066608
Well until then she's going to stay nice and small.

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>>42066601
What, he can tell faggot westerners to fuck off but can't do the same to faggot Japs?

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>>42066620
It's not gay if she loves you and just wants to peg her onii Chan a bit

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>>42066652
it's a wonderland thing, not sabbath

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>>42066658
At the risk of causing a shitstorm, is that true or just memes? You can never be too sure with those Q&A tweets.

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>>42066147

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>>42066677
nah, guess i lied

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>>42066268
Very based.

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>>42066647
Guess not. Man, remember when MGU sent him beheaded baphos, and edited the blush off his art? Good times.

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>>42066706
The blush thing is pretty based

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roll for a monster.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Barely an hour after moving into your new place, your new mamono neighbor comes by to introduce herself, welcome you to the neighborhood and give you a container full of freshly baked cookies, still warm from the oven. For some reason or another she is very insistent that you eat one right away, making strange faces and shaking a little bit as you go to take a bite.

What kind of cookies did she make? Are they any good? What happens after you eat one?

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Fear not human, for unlike the rude and typically evil dragons of the west, the celestial dragongirl from the east is a force of good! She will care for you and nurture you and protect your home and soul from evil influences, and bring rain to support your crops. When you die, she will even personally usher your soul to Heaven so you can serve the Jade Emperor. Also, she has a pretty big and soft butt.

You should date her instead of those nasty western dragons!

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>>42066753
>>>/vg/

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>>42066753
these are sufficient thighs

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>>42066747
>vampire
>no thanks, ma'am, I'm trying to watch my iron intake

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>>42066747
>Satyros
I'm about to get drugged.

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>>42066753
But I don't want peace, I want a girlfriend that I can burn and destroy things with. I want chaos.

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>>42066753
>nopan
I don't trust this dragon.

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>>42066775
i like the 'suddenly zombie outbreak' aspect of dragonzombie breath

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>>42066747
>roll Jub
How the fuck did she manage to make cookies?

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>>42066784
Maybe she swiped them from jabberwock's lunchbox and just added her own touch.

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>>42066784
Well, she made the egg herself. Then she added the flour, sugar and "water", and put the whole thing in the oven. It's more one big misshapen cookie than cookies, but she tried her best. At least she took it out before it got too burnt.

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>>42066747
>pyrow
>gives me a plate of bright red, spicy cinnamon cookies
>they're pretty good but a bit overcooked, very dry and crumbly
>have to try not to hurt her feelings by coughing and running for a drink

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>>42066810
>she made the egg herself
This is all a ploy by the humpty eggs isn't it? The jubjub was just a middleman. We've been bamboozled into eating worst girl slime.

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>>42066747
>dark mage
the likelihood of her cookies being spiked with some kind of potion or even being enchanted is extremely high but I am eating them nonetheless

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>>42066747
>Siren
>Butter pecan
>Something tells me she had help
>Yes, no. Yes-no. She's a siren, right? Cmon, if she wants to subdue me, she should use her voice!

I don't even like idol stuff!

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I'm going into the wurm pit with a chastity cage, so I can safely pet all the wurms!

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>>42066747
I rolled a goblin.

>What kind of cookies did she make?
Poison cookies. A classic goblin recipe.
>Are they any good?
They're kinda bad. The flavor of poison overshadowed everything else.
>What happens after you eat one?
2 minutes later, I crumble to the floor while holding my stomach and screaming for help. 8 minutes later, medics arrive and try to flush my insides, but it's too late. 10 minutes later, I am declared dead of cardiac arrest.

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>>42066747
>Shirohebi
>Plain chocolate cookies
>Delicious, albeit with a light taste of iron
>Pass out and wake up in her basement, chained to a pipe

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>>42066845
anon, just pet the wurms in the wurm pit, they'll just follow you out since they can dig through anything

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>>42066325
good goat

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>tfw you're the party healer

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>>42066861
I see no downside to this.

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>>42066158
I wanna be lilim's househusband in her spirit realm.
Would that be realmhusband, dimensionhusband or pockethusband?

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>>42066810
Aww, that's sweet. It's the thought that counts.

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>>42066884
>ywn be the healer for a bunch of gamer rage monstergirls; they want to go pro in Overwatch
>ywn fail to convince them to stop playing a shit game

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There’s no escape, boya
But go ahead and try to run, they prefer it when you squirm beneath their feet

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Who would win in a yandere off? Shiro or Oomukade?

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>>42066928
anon

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>>42066837
There are some weird new age bakeries where people pray or play music at their food to enhance its flavor. Maybe she sang at the dough before baking it.

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>>42066918
old women are too prideful, they havent been touched since they were born eons ago, and most have been lazy since they are strong and dont need to train. so they have weak stamina and will have hair triggers, sounds perfect to show these two the power of youth

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>>42066775
>>42066783
You can't just go around senselessly destroying things, you'll throw off the world's feng shui doing that, and then you'll leave the heavens above no choice but to rain down punishment with thunder on you.

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>>42066747
>Bicorn
>Full of raging mushroom and other drugs
>She also conveniently happens to have the keys to the house of every single woman in the neighborhood

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>42066963
You are welcome to try, boya.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3003576

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>>42066969
I'll team up with a monkey, the Jade Fagperor won't fuck with me.

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>>42066747
>will-o-the-wisp
I'm not eating it.

I politely decline and make up some story about how I'm meeting a black harpy tonight, and that I can't stay and chat.

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so your teacher found out you cheated on your finals but there is a way out.... you have to sleep with her and her aunt

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Alright anons.

What's something you do for your monsterfu that she likes, something that makes her smile? (No lewd please, only Wholesome)

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>>42066474
Sign me up

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>>42067011
on film that will publicly available, your face will be blurred out

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>>42067017
Brushing and braiding her hair. It's part of the bedtime ritual.

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>>42067028
Imagine that absolute unit in pink shorty shorts that say juicy.

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>>42067028
Dog buns

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>>42067034
Who's your monsterfu?

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>>42067039
>has a fucking tiny crop top

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>>42067046
Shopping at Walmanomart no less with her hungry skeleton husband.

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>>42067045
A thick holstaur housewife.

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>>42067028
shes a ______ house
shes mighty mighty

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Six-armed hebi, that's all I'm going to say.

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>>42067057
>holst with braids
Now that is wholesome and traditional. Very nice. Need more stuff like this.

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>>42067017
when we wrestle and tussle for a bit then going off to mess with the more serious royal dark mage of the dragonia and get her out her room to chase me and her down

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>>42067061
Damn right

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>>42067081
anon, damn. u slow

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>>42067087
I know full well. I just don't feel like continuing the lyrics.

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>>42066747
>Apsara
The cookies are just a side for the copious amounts of milk she brings, the "strange face" was a genuine smile and the shaking was dancing, and once she leaves I'm checking the internet to figure out if I can swap out water for milk for the rest of my life, while also trying not to masturbate to someone I just met today.

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>>42067064
I adore braids but a bun is a close second. The idea was that her hair is absurdly long and needs special care.

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would you date an angle named lucy?

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>>42067139
Sure, peculiar name though. Reminds me of something...

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>>42067139
Only if she's acute

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>>42067150
>>42067150
dont worry about it, shes one of gods favorite angel daughters
>>42067158
she a cute

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>>42067162
She's not going to trick me into jumping out in front of a train with her so we can both "die romantically" is she?

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>>42067173
no no, she might want some help with a plan of hers...... tho

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>>42067181
Fair enough I'm sure it's nothing bad, I'll date her.

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>>42067187
>anon obliovious to the fact hes dating MGE lucifer, just in hiding among the angels
>Unwittingly foiling her plans to take over heaven like divine intervention

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>>42067199
I can fix her.

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>>42067139
I'd consider it if she has nice tits.
>>42067199
But I don't want to stop her.

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Sometimes

I feel tired

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>>42067226
I'm always tired.

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>>42066747
>Ghoul
Some are half eaten and all of them are covered in saliva. I decline and see her out.

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How do you think each monster would sound when they speak? For some reason I headcanon black harpies as speaking with a southern drawl and arachne having a soft French accent.

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>>42067290
i think that wurms have a real heavy accented welsh accent while dragons in dragonia have psoh british ones

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>>42066747
>mershark
Not sure how she's baking cookies underwater. They are fish shaped, though...no surprise there.

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>>42066747
>blue oni
she made some hella fire 10/10 matcha-chocolate cookies that are popular in her home country, i'd probably get bubbly-guts from how much sugar I'd consumed from eating a bunch of them.

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>>42067314
Give it a sniff before you take a bite. It might be a rusty dubloon or a sand dollar.

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>>42066810
it's gonna get bread-like from the added yeast :^)

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>>42067199
What does she plan to do when she takes over heaven, anyway?

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>>42067316
Blue oni is best oni. Matcha-chocolate sounds great.

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Damn smug ghost

Needs correction

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>>42067319
>plate full of cookies is just a plate full of doubloons
We call that a "dowry," I think...

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>>42067348
why is her hair-color not jet-black?

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>>42066677
I'm going to kiss jabberwock tentacles and no one can stop me!

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I want to play phasmophobia with her, and watch her get scared.

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>>42067310
I thought wurms would be unintelligible chavs.

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>>42067348
a litttle prayer to eros here, a littel death there, and im off to make the dead create life anew

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>>42067290
Foxes have asian-like accents and speak terrible engrish if they're not speaking zipangese.

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>>42067348
I'm calling the Ghostbusters

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>>42067372
welsh =chav

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>>42067348
Just wave a cross at her and she'll be rebuked.

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>>42067374
I find engrish unironically super-cute. Couldn't tell you why.

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>>42066747
>Alp
I'm not home right now nor will I ever be

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WIFE.

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>you WILL fuck the bugs and you WILL be happy

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>>42067355
Racist

Next you'll ask why she's not white

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>>42067447
She looks like she would hold hands

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>>42066310
>>42066325
Read them both, good stuff anon

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>>42067415

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>>42067469
Yes

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I really want KC to post Kangaroo girl profile. Very high chance she becomes one of, if not my favorite girl, as long as she doesn't need to be defeated or fight at her level to marry her.

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>>42067481
Hng. There's something about trying really hard to communicate sincerely in a rough second language.

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I want to go to Lescatie.

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>>42067527
seems tourist friendly

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>>42067527
>she kept all the elites that made old Lescatie a shithole in power

Druella didn't go far enough desu.

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>>42067469
I like spiders almost as much as I like cows. Luckily, I don't always have to choose.

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I want to be with shog

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>>42066747
>Danuki
God damn it. I fell for the nuki scout tactic. How was I supposed to know all nuki made cookies counted as sales products whether or not they're in the scouts? Now I have to move in with her and "work" off my debt. A month later another guy moves in and my wife's sister across the street pulls the same trick on him. Apparently this is a commonly used tactic for young danuki to get an easy husband. Rich mom buys a neighborhood, sells nice houses for cheap to men, daughter goes in with cookies, and now she gets grandkids.

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synergistic builds

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>>42067592
How do you know you aren't already shog?

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>>42067610
>he still falls for the old bake sale usury scam
Everybody knows the real racket these days is in nuki fungible tokens.

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Snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnek

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Something seems off about my local church

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>>42067717
probably need a handyman to fix that window

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>>42067717
black halos just means the angels are very old

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>Highly intelligent and prideful monsters
>Cant stop creating their worst enemies
Explain

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>>42067737
life with no bumps in it is boring and boring kills the brain

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>>42066747
>Atlach-Nacha
I'm not sure if i could've rolled worse than that or if this is the worst one of them all

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>>42067737
>>42067737
snorting lines of garlic and waking up with a hangover and the taste of blood in your mouth while resting next to some filthy naked peasant after a night of bad decisions is pretty relatable

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>>42067737
I'd be a vampires loyal bodyguard and protect her from dhampirs as an excuse to be a dhampir's rival

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>>42067494
I like the idea that she's just extremely competitive. Like instead of trying to fight you, she'll fight other kangaroos over who gets to marry you. Sex with her is a contest of endurance. If you cum first she acts all proud and brags about how she's such a great wife. If she cums first she acts all pouty and keeps requesting rematches until one of you passes out or she wins. If you cum at the same time she acts very sweet and clingy because you're a perfect partner for her. If you take more than one as a wife they'll be constantly having contests like who can get pregnant first, or who can get Anon to ahegao the fastest. But they usually get carried away and forget they are rivals half way through. It always ends up in a sweaty cuddle pile with two happy kangaroos and a very tired Anon.

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It saddens me that they're not real and I'm going to die painfully and violently in the coming wars.

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>>42067821
! !

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>>42067774
>tfw the first time you went to club and do some weird powder with some monsters, you wake up in some old vampires whose was just high

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>>42067684
>hear about nuki coin
>apparently the price is going to skyrocket
>buy one while it's cheap
>only like 2 dollars
>gonna get so rich
>one year later it's worth thousands
>go to cash out
>can't
>apparently you can't trade it for money
>you can get a wife though
>bigger the price the bigger the nuki
>paid for loli, now you get a big meaty hag
>no refunds

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>>42067737
Horny is a terrifying force

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>>42067660
Because shog is a secondary sentience

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>>42067847
cant you just pay for multiple lolis instead?

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>>42066310
Cute story, good work anon!

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host-less parasite slimes as pets are the latest trend for human male heroes
get yourself a cute little parasite slime from a local slime farm!

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>>42067847
Going to need a thick meaty hag wife before I submit my next quarterly report.

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>Get stuck at work late
>Have to go home during the MGC night life
>As a single man
>Get 3/4th of the way home before you hear the nya~ from the shadows
Anon never stood a chance.

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>>42067566
Not really, the king was a puppet, Francisca wasn't even in line to inherit and was basically ignored, most of the heroes (who now hold great deal of influence) had more than a few issues with the ruling class and would have probably started a civil war and the priesthood either ran away or is being rape-corrected, besides, everything worked out fine and she is the de facto ruler anyway.

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>>42067922
This is why I'd stay in the country. You don't have to watch your back for strangers trying to drag you into a designated raping alley. Just be careful of the barn cat childhood friends and cows going crazy

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Don't get caught out after curfew anons.

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>>42067922
>hear the nya~ from the shadows
I IMMEDIATELY TAKE A 90 DEGREE TURN AND SPRINT FULL SPEED INTO THE SHADOWS

GIVE ME MY FUCKING PROMISED CATGIRL

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>>42067017
Me holding my Wendigo wife in my big loving hands while we touch each other’s heads lovingly.

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>>42068000
It looks like officer wan is the one in trouble there and not the anon judging by that face she's making

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>>42068000
Or what? I'm a free man, they can't do anything to me.
All those stories about how monsters become cops because they like it when he resists is just a myth, right? Right?

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>>42068031
to protect and serve

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>>42066147
>Single young human boys calling random monstergirl in the streets "Mommy" challenge (Impossible? Is it possible to leave untouched?)
>Rowdy human teen boys in tracksuits and hoodies
>heckle local single monstergirls as they pass by
>parkour away and laugh as the enraged monsters chase after them and exhaust themselves

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>>42068040
I want to pin down an awoo officer and forcefully scritch her behind the ears and rub her belly.

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>>42068040
kikicop cleaning up the streets

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>>42068044
>>parkour away and laugh as the enraged monsters chase after them and exhaust themselves
That's the perfect time to strike.

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>>42068031
>mouth off to officer cat thinking you're going to be "detained" by her
>she's actually married
>wind up handcuffed and pepper sprayed on the dragon commissioner's desk

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>songs made by monstergirls
>also nostalgia bait for some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ziqtyseR3M

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>>42068026
Just wait till she makes you give her a cavity search.

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>>42068000
Oh shit, did that dirty lim sign the human man curfew law? Curse this autocratic system, we'd vote her out so laws like this don't get passed and let monsters control our way of life even further.

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I follow the way of water now

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>>42068099
And this is a type of song you'd hear blaring in radio stations in Order-leaning territory or Anti-monstergirl states.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGewwjlRtsw

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>>42068108
It's only for single men, I won't have to worry about the curfew after I finish with Officer Hellwan so it's alright. Voting is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068099
>tfw no monstergirl gf to sing you sickeningly sweet lovey dovey songs that make you blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>42066325
>tfw no tall, busty baph mother-wife to cook me dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>42067797
I like the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

No matter how tough and scary looking your monster wife is, you must offer her a cute accessory she can wear everyday.
>Big muscled mino with scars and a mean gaze
>She's always wearing the pink choke collar with a heart cow bell you offered her

[Anonymous No.]

the most intimidating minotaur will become docile and eager once you start milking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068243
The most passive, docile holstaur will become violent and aggressive if you neglect to milk her

[Anonymous No.]

>Big empress villian dragon
>Has enough destructive power to be nicknamed "The heaven scorcher"
>Laid waste to cities throughout several millenia
>The encounter manual states "pray you're not in firing range, and said range is wide"
>Currently sitting in the back of a bar, drinking Wine
Evil can take a day off, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068232
I want to put a little pink bow at the base of a big scary hellhound's ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068280
I roll to hug, then seduce

[Anonymous No.]

It is the 21st century. For more than a hundred years the Chief God has slumped immobile under the Burrito Blanket of Heaven. She is the Master of Mankind by the will of the Church, and master of a million edgelords by the might of her inexhaustible secretaries. She is a NEET seething with power from the Dark Age of Murderfaggotry. She is the Cope Queen of the Order for whom a thousand heroes are sacrificed every day, so that she may never truly lose.

Yet even in her decrepit state, the Chief God continues her eternal vigilance. Mighty merchant fleets cross the mamono-infested miasma of Poseidon’s sea, the only route to Zipangu, their way lit by /tg/, the holy manifestation of the Chief God’s will. Vast armies lose battles in her name in uncounted villages. Greatest amongst her soldiers are the Chosen Heroes, the Corruption Bait, divine-blessed super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the isekai’d anons and countless peasant mobs, the ever vigilant Valkyries and the pure priestesses (who totally aren’t part of a dark cult) to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from monsters, love, prosperity - and worse.

To be a paladinfag in such times is to be one amongst untold dozens. It is to live in the most dysfunctional and corrupt regimes imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been invented already, thanks to the gremlins. Forget the promise of guro and ‘humanity fuck yeah’, for in the fluffy bright present there is only wife. There is no peace amongst the husbands, only an eternity of cum and snu snu, and the schlicking of thirsting gods.

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>>42068305
>She is the Master of Mankind by the will of the Church
Actually she's cringe
also tl;dr

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the best voice for a lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068325
Megumin, but she sounds depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068325
hers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068305
>No peace amongst the husbands
Who says, fluffy tails and coiling tails give husbands peace and comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068385
I now know how to defeat manticores

[Anonymous No.]

Do mamonos are ok with mechanical augmentics on mens ? If I cut my arm to get a stronger metallic one will i be ignored by all mamonos ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068397
yes, fucking gremlins brah

[Anonymous No.]

>>42067922
Darktide make learn how to dodge jumping cc enemies. It's easy, just dash on the side and bash it with a rusty pipe

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068397
Winry x Edward intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068416
>>42068408
How deep is too much then ?

[Anonymous No.]

I will fuck the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42066147
Be beware of the rice hebis.
They will lure unexpected men inside the tall rice fields and never to be seen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068439
I don't want to worship a god I cannot fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>Even been raped by a cat before?
>Do... do you mean robbed?
>....just drop your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL FUCK THE GODS! MY MORTAL, HUMAN PENIS SHALL PIERCE THE DIVINE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068454
Ronin who fall on hard times sometimes turn to such banditry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068454
I bet she doesn't even know how to use those swords. I'll take my chances defending myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068439
Shog wants to know your location, she is on her way now

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068454
>Proceed grab her by the ear
>Molest the ears
>Stab her
>Rape the cat
No.

[Anonymous No.]

TOGETHER WE WILL FUCK THE VERY GODS

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, Yetis are weak to surprise hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068498
haha

same

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068509
>Anon's resistances
>Physical: 100
>Fire: 100
>Earth: 100
>Water: 100
>Lightning: 100
>Holy: 150
>Dark: 100
>Physical affection: -600

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068454
Not so fast, you're HER aren't you? The user of Two-Tail style!
Show me your technique! Duel me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068523
me except also hag resistance -1000

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068498
>Is this where the hot cocoa is stored?

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>>42068484
That snake has the look of a monster whose mind is currently running wild with ideas for sex positions, possibilities and all kinds of lewd scenarios.
It will be a long night for Anon, unless that Pharaoh's guards rescue him in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068523
>Shortstack: -200

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068539
I can't imagine how angry I would be if I got "rescued" from that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068523
Thankfully monsters won't find out about my weakness to black sclera or red glowing eyes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Demons or angels?

[Anonymous No.]

TOM
O
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068655
demons are more fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068523
>lilims: -1000000000000000000000000

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068655
Angels are more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068655
Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068484
On no, the great serpent has “devoured” me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068671
Tom level are not debuff unlike what other said. It just locks you in the kot route and give you heavy buff on kot. I increase my TOM everyday so if portals open i will be able to transcend my state and levitate at high speed to nearest unmarried Kot who would like me to tame her. Furry cat not included, bat cat included

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>>42068681

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>>42068722
I wish to join the serpent queen as family

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068448
I wonder what Fallen God's pussy is like. I bet it's wetter than jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>Leave Anon-yama to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068681
>>42068737
The fact that at any moment a Lilim could just decide you're her soul mate and swoop down on you is unacceptable, the demon lord needs to get off her husband's cock and reign in her daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068764
Well stop complaining and do something about it. How about you go and pick up some random lilim calling her your wife now and see how she likes it

[Anonymous No.]

People are always terrified of dragons and lilims and what not because they are obviously high level monsters, right?
But what if I told you that the basic cat next door has enough power to level the world three times over?
Of course, there is no way to prove this outside of her actually doing so, but always remember, just because a monster is a "basic" monster, doesn't mean they aren't powerful enough to be an endgame superboss.

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>>42068305
Ok, this is amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the villain of the week, say something nice to her before she starts destroying the coastline until the heroes show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068764
>The fact that at any moment a Lilim could just decide you're her soul mate and swoop down on you is unacceptable
What is unacceptable is that a lilim hasn't yet done so to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068756
A pillow-biter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068783
Destroying the coastline? She seems quite crabby.

[Anonymous No.]

An Angel who's been eyeing you up at the chapel for weeks now and talking to you every chance she gets flies up to you after mass one day and says
>"Nephilim, in my womb. Now."
and grabs your arm and gives you this look.

What do

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068787
It's not her who'll be needing to bite a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068792
Well then if god demands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068764
Just being extraordinarily average so one won't notice you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068825
what if average is what she wants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068792
Do as she says. Put a Nephilim in her womb

[Anonymous No.]

Quick!
What is a hags weakness?
Need answers fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068873
Saying something like "Is your mother home, young lady?" when you knock on their door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068873
jogging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068816
>>42068833
Good goyim. Have fun being a slave to angels you stupid idiots, you will never know what true freedom is like, you're all just dumb mindless puppets to the church. You'll never know true happiness abiding by the demands of angels and obeying their orders to put nephilim into their tummies, retards. You'll only know true happiness by disobeying and ushering in utter anarchy and chaos.
STUPID CHURCH SHEEPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068909
what if i give the chief god a kiss, what then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068909
Wonder who could be behind this post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068909
Fuck you kike, let us be at calm in our thread and go annoy someone on /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

The elves at the north pole are free, you can take them home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068964
No, i will only take snow rata who check who have been nice this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068964
I want to see that stomach bulge with my helf babies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068929
Nice monster girl, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068596
She would be proud of that too.
>>42068873
Wine.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don’t bully ants they’re just trying to do their jobs

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068783
she has very nice claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069223

i never bully any kind of bugs, actually i consider myself a friend of many of them. i'm still waiting for a cricket monstergirl by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069225
... please

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069319
Would they use their legs to make sound/music like actual crickets, which for it to be a true monster girl I guess maybe the music they produce from their legs could entrance men into summiting to them and feel at ease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069377

the entrance thing is too harpy/siren like. the sound should activate some weird thing in the body/brain and give the male listener a turbo-boner, letting the mg easily prey on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069415
That works more better, since yeah the harpies already have that whole entrance thing going for them don’t they, so need to make it somewhat different so the cricket girls standout than just a bug version of a harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

never seen anyone use entrance as a verb before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069461

i tought it was fairly common (at least it is in ero stuff)

[Anonymous No.]

You should eat pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069489
I've at least never come across it. Entrancing or entranced sure, but to entrance is unfortunately a synonym with entrance which is a lot more common to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069500
>to entrance is unfortunately a synonym with entrance
I think you mean homonym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069513
oh no. Still not fucking the cow, me think enough good already/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069497
>"excuse me lady, please get off my face before I call the police"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068305
I geniunly keked

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068305
>, for in the fluffy bright present there is only wife. There is no peace amongst the husbands, only an eternity of cum and snu snu
lame, I just want to be a cool paladin in a knightly brotherhood. Women are lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069319
I have a particular kind of anger against spiders after seeing "that" episode of xxxholic. It will never be enough for spider bullshit in this life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069645
>Women are lame.
Well, sounds like you're going to become one, so may want to reconsider that opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069658

Spiders are maybe the most useful among insects, they prey on a ton of bugs harmful for humans, crops, cattle. Spiders are men's best friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069667
>show up to monster world
>hang out with all the cute monsters
>plan to get monster wife even
>constant background smell of cum
Possible a lot of public sex too if the game is any indication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069742
This scares the brainwashed westoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069754
Forgive my cultural insensitivity.
It is known as the cummies in certain cultures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069687
That's what spiders want you to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069687

That's true; some spiders even keep your house tidy! and look adorable in sunhats!

[Anonymous No.]

>new tiktok challenge
>jump on an ushi-oni's back and pull her eyepatch off

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069687
Spiders aren't insects. Unfortunately, it doesn't sound as impressive to say they're the most useful among arachnids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069687
domesticated ushis

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069844

there's no need to be racist

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, Toms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069857
bullying domesticated ushis until they snap and go feral

[Anonymous No.]

Wererabbit handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069834

> Be you, walking down the street with a friend.
> Spot an Ushi-Oni emerging from a McMau's holding a soda.
> Remember the new Tiktok challenge.
> Get your friend to start recording.

> As you get up to her, you realize that you don't have the, like, 6 foot vertical you need to actually jump on her back.
> So you just try to climb her while she looks on, confused.
> She sees your friend recording you, which is even more confusing.
> "What are you doing? You could get--"
> Finally clamber up onto her back.
> "Not appropriate, dude."
> She takes a sip of her soda while side-eying you.
> "Get down before you get hurt."
> You make a wild grab for her seal!
> It slides off her eye easily enough, but it catches on her horns.

> She immediately locks eyes with your friend recording you.
> And marches right up to him.
> "Take your idiot before I hurt him."
> She's not bucking or attacking you or anything.
> Fucking boring.
> Ushi-Oni are supposed to be sexually insatiable with these off.
> You friend just keeps recording.
> What a bro!
> The Ushi grabs at you from behind, and you get knocked off.
> You land on the pavement with a thud, and directly on your elbows and knees.
> Gonna just lie here and nurse your injuries a bit.

> Ushi-Oni then reaches down...
> Grabs your friend...
> Hoists him over her shoulder...
> And walks away.


> When you finally make it home, you discover they've been posting sexy tiktoks this whole time.
tfw no content for your tiktok AND no spussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42069860
Having a cat wife would be really awkward because my dad is named Tom. It'd be a major turn off to be having sex just for her to start yelling my dad's name.
Wait. Dad named Tom. Born autistic. Is my mom a cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068873
>O-oneesan, I'm scared, I lost my mommy, could you help me?

[Anonymous No.]

Ideas for pics, lads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070197
Pregnant lizard womn dreaming about training her daughter
hakutaku about to beat somewone with a book
Gremlin drinking red bull
sinister weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070223
>Pregnant lizard womn dreaming about training her daughter
Seconding this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070223
>hakutaku about to beat someone with a book
she is gonna beat you with the book cause of that fuck up anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070197
Wendigo and her incubus husband touching foreheads wholesomely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070197
Dark elf putting her hand on anon's shoulder from behind with a yandere-ish look and saying hello my n'wah

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070197
Anon shooting a rata hiding in his closet

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070223
>Pregnant lizard womn dreaming about training her daughter
Please this one
bonus points if her dream daughter's also wearing a pointy hat and swinging a flming sword o rscythe or something

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103652214
maou are silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42066147

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070197
Jinko wearing a bunny suit to remain relevant during year of the rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of cows, I just want to be a zombie farmer. Taking care of my zombie herd, making sure that my big titty zombies are always happy and wearing properly their cow print bikinis and making a honest living selling the kefir, yogurt and cheese that they produce.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070463
>as Farmer anon does his daily routine, many eyes are gathered around me
>Watching with eyes green with envy and jealously
>those brainless undead get to feel his big manly hands on their teats
>And even get to cuddle him
>While the viewers are just good customers of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>42066147

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what do you when you wake up in the undead town of sorrows, where there are only banshees and banshees mixed with other monsters
Go check out the library
Wander in the club
sleep near the park
Go into the massive building in the square?
Follow the whipsers you hear coming from an alleyway, they are saying your name. Desire dripping from every word spoken
OR go to sleep and pretend this is all a bad dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070463
>exchanging zombies at night filling each one of them with your seed
Hot, also easy to replenish your herd with all the zombie pregnancy.
But what if they start to turn into wights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070629
I want to see what the bouncer at that club is like.
>>42070630
>But what if they start to turn into wights?
They still have to get milked and they'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070630
They just keep acting like zombies and blend with the herd

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070629
>bunch of wailing banshee trail after anon after sensing his terminal illness
>he has but merely 80 years to live
i'm not sure if they understand or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070649
weeping ogres
>>42070652
>some are holst banshees, one a wailing wurm, and another is a mourning fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070674
>weeping ogres
Sounds great, gotta hit on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070629
>the whole town has a dark color palatee, purples, dark reds and the like
>And you are wearing neon colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070496
Imagine what would happen if you fall asleep on the fieñds one day

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to brush your teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070715
>Anon is covered in zombie cows that want to be warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070223
>sinister weresheep
Nurse Weresheep is still at large

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070652
>and he just turned 21

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42066147
Milk drinker

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070629
im going to the crying plain

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure your kittens grow big and strong by drinking their momma cat's milk! (you can join in too)

[Anonymous No.]

Touch ice girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070629
>also known as goth gf central

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070725
I'm more into zombie goats, also tastier cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>42070970
they are the same, expect the horns

[Anonymous No.]

A monster girl, but she's a clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071000
have you heard of :BOGIE

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: you are a man trapped in a woman's body

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071000
gonna get pranked for forgetting her

[Anonymous No.]

why do men act like they can getaway from a monster's pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

Be ready for a Bogie to visit you when you have to stay in a hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn’t there a story awhile ago that featured a hero of the order that was obsessed with romance and love and fell in love with a Lilim princess that was next door to his nation, that rather than killing her like other heroes do he made the Lilim his bride and from his loving energy he somehow turned the Lilim into a more Angelic looking being instead of a Succubus look, and he also changed the Lilim’s nation from lustful to more lovey dovey in nature.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42066333
>punch a Minotaur in the tits
>milk sprays out everywhere
>she was one of the rare masochist subs Minos that like being punched more than punching
>milking her like a punching bag is added to your daily farmer anon routine or gently milking the holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071037
>tfw your mom gets you one for your birthday and shes you teacher from grade school that you had a crush on

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071024

[Anonymous No.]

I must confess that milk from an undead monster sounds disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

Just was doing some reading about the animals that would live in mamono realms and thankfully my dog won’t be turned into some weird furry thing he would just get bigger and that’s it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071273
Rotted clotted curdled cream!
A taste straight from the vilest dream!
Chewy crunchy undead tits!
A taste just like a petri dish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071273
in mge, they are more of a different form of life that actually undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42066434
>not nyamphomaniac
chesh is displeased with you

[Anonymous No.]

pat the bunny
it's safe

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071273
You don't like yogurt or cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071338
Lich make some delicious Bleu d'Auvergne and Saint nectaire

[Anonymous No.]

>>42066147
You wouldn't leave a hebi unloved would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071397
What if I say that to a hebi first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071338
>womanlets with big tits and blowjob handles
just being near them would make me diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071397
knowing me, either i dont believe her or just would be dense and think she just wants to be my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071427
5 seconds later you’re in her basement do to your denseness and ignoring her feelings towards you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071407
She will make sure that you twill never feel alone again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071458
>Anon thinks she rented an escape room, and somehow breaks out
>Learns its her house, He is so happy and brings his stuff over cause he lived in a dingy apartment

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071458
If she really cared she wouldn't lock me in the basement. It's cold and musty and all around uncomfortable. The spare bedroom isn't THAT hard to make secure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071427
Knowing an unmarried hebi's though pattern
Friendship=marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071474
>dense anon is actually a talented harry houdini wannabe
Yansnek needs to do her homework and watch Saw if she wants to keep anon down

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071545
>dense anon doesnt get shes trying to keep him away from those trifling whores but thinks shes just trying to help him train to be an escape artist, his dream
>He makes streams where he escapes lots of traps set by his shirohebi gf

[Anonymous No.]

Elf sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071338
Imagine a herd of those

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow I think these girls are too old to be in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071734
>>42071776
>>42071789
You may speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071789
>tfw you got invited to a party filled with upper-class older monsters and you dressed in the only suit you can find

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071806
Sorry, but I've taken a vow of silence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071817
Reminds me of those old 4chan prompts like
>would you agree to fuck a piece of furniture naked, while a bunch of rich people watched and laughed if you got paid x millions of dollars for it
In this case it would be a bunch of rich old hags pressuring you into getting naked and letting them watch you fuck an onahole for shitton of cas. instead of laughing they would all be furiously masturbating and offering increasingly absurd amounts of money to fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071859
>onahole
most likely the kiki maid thats way older and very short when compared to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071859
Why are foxes like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071859
made me think about the fact that you get hired as an escort for the rich old hags to ogle at and get with

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071870
>the moment when haughty hags realize they are paying for maid getting the dick while they can only watch
That's what happens when you are born into money, rather than actually earning it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071900
or they are into watching a young strong man pounding an older woman into retardtion before its their turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071849
Even the monster nuns take this as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have an idea for a romanitc date with a Jiangshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42068764
this is just lim propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42071938
sadly there is actually a pretty good explanation floating around that explains male romance movies don't exist and that all romance movies are usually a man doing things for a woman while putting up with her constant bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42072039
Women enjoy movies about one person dying slowly, men enjoy movies about lots of people dying quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain to me why a cold blooded lizard gal is hanging around the top of the mountain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42072113

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember not to get close to a fox's tails. Even one tail if it's large enough. You may fall in, never to be heard from again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42072215
Fox tails are old and busted. Tanuki tails are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42072247
S K U N K
K
U
N
K

[Anonymous No.]

>>42072247
Skunks are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42072280
until they spray you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42072290
They spray you with odorless (for you) 3DPD repellent pheromones to make sure you become theirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42072297
No, my free will. Where will I get my cute magical girl defender of justice and the light now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42072356
You already have one. Didn't she JUST blast you with pheromones?

[Anonymous No.]

>shirohebi entry states several times that they try to win over men through vanilla methods only and would never consider rape
>threadcanon shirohebi is a yandere rape monster

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>>42072466
...and?

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>>42066325
UOOOOH
Pretty cute and funny

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>>42072466
I want a hebi to cook me dinner, take me on a date, try to romance me, and then rape the shit out of me.

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>>42072466
>Due to this nature, they never attempt to forcibly rape men. However, they never give up on a man once they’ve fallen in love either. No matter where the man runs to, they’ll chase him to the ends of the earth.
>In most cases, they are so persistent that a man can never escape.
Still pretty yandere, just not with outright rape.

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>>42072486
>after a very romantic and lovey dovey night with hebi, anon thinks he's safe and it's one of those nice hebis
>until he's about to leave and she suddenly coils around him VERY tightly
>yep, all that romantic crap was just the foreplay

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>>42072405
Sniff sniff

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>>42072466
Consent was given, but it's pretty hard to refuse when you've been wined and dined, she's coiled around you and you've got a pair of blood-red eyes staring you down three inches from your face.

Even if she's not a mean hebi who will squish you until you give in, you wouldn't want to break her heart and make her cry, would you?

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>>42072173
she knew some chump like you would come along shortly to be her hot water bottle

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>>42072466
Sometimes people just want monsters to fill different roles. Same reason why there are people who are into successfully taming a hellhound or how I'm into the idea of dominant kikis.

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>>42072466
Yeah, but her whole thing is that she’s a sweet ‘normal’ wife up until she gets paranoid about your infidelity. So like a human girl.

Oomukade is more the yandere rape monster who skips the calm step, but anons are scared of bugs.

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>>42072000
I’m going go uninstall Victoria 2 from Victoria’s PC and install Victoria 3 in its place!

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>>42066147

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>>42072591
So is paradox worth playing or nah?

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What does a ryu do if all her shirohebis get taken by anons? Who will cook her dinner, make her bed, wash the clothes, sweep the floor, etc.?

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>>42072655
Nothing better to play if you like femdom monster girls and part 3 will be out before kcs first update.

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>Got arrested for wearing a condom over my cock cage

I was trying to piss off as many monsters as possible, but what about muh rights?!

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>>42072655

If you loved quest, yes. At easy level it's pretty much "click enter to win", so it's not like you have to be into rpgs.

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I like vanilla seduction by lewd brats.

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>>42072700
Undead brats are the best

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>>42072693
>so it's not like you have to be into rpgs.
I like RPGs but god damn last time I tried to play that game it still felt like it wasn't better than chrono trigger and that game is like 27 years old.
Heard the job system was interesting but never got far enough into it to find out.
Standard RPG gameplay just really feels like the video game way of just saying [insert game mechanic here]

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>>42072708
Jrpgs haven't changed since inception.

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>>42072708

job system is indeed quite good, better than many big-budget jrpg; but in the long run isnt worth to exp much and it's better to recruit new mgs than develop your own favs.

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>>42072655
You can collect monsters like pokemon. Each girl has a special skill and a set of races they can use on top of normal jobs. Characters are pretty highly customizable, but stats tend to point you in a certain direction. You can make mermaid merchants, octo maids, panty thief harpies, ninja foxes, bunny girl gamblers and more. It's pretty fun. Sex scenes can be shit because /d/ fetishes but there's plenty of vanilla girls too. Also you can have the sex scenes happen on demand if you get your relationship up with them enough. I liked it.

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>>42072707
Imagine zombie mesugaki

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>>42072767
There was a guy years ago that did a zombie mesugaki OC

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>>42072709
How are you supposed to reject your adoptive momster? She saved you from the streets and cared for you all this time, you better invite her to prom.

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>>42068764
>>42068681
>Lilim has her sights on you
>As in cyberstalking
>All your shitposting habits are laid bare
>Those times you samefagged
>Hell, every time you went to a porn board
>Especially the porn boards
>Now she has you at her mercy
>She shouts "cope, seethe, dilate" at the top of her lungs as she rides you cowgirl

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Romance the lonely baphos

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>>42068764
>Instructions unclear
>Made more lilims

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>>42072798
What worries me is if she knows my history on /d/. Some things are better left in fantasy, like giantess vore.

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>>42072039
Wait are you forgetting avatar a bastard sold his entire race for some xenos blue pussy. Yes I'm seething

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>>42072798
If she really know what I like, I'm safe. Can't till the same for her tho

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>>42072801
I thought the cuck people running that site had a melty and filtered kissing, but not ultra degenerate fetishes they hadn't heard of lol.

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Join the Sabbath

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>>42069645
You know, I bet monster girls let their humans do a paladin brotherhood larp.

[Anonymous No.]

so who's in your adventuring party?

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>>42072848
I would if they all acted like the MILFs they actually were.

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>>42072874
A lot of them

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>>42072874
Me and me alone, my adventure are all in my head while I lay in my bed waiting for tomorrow in hope that i will wake up else where.

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>>42072841
The characters still go along with it. Yeah, you can do fetish stuff too.

I mean, I understand why they don't want lewd because it'll just turn into a porn site, but it's inevitable. That's all anyone ever wants.

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>>42072901
>all the advancements in vr and ai are instantly used for lewd unless someone comes in with the bonk hammer

Honestly, we'd lose faster than the Order if monstergirls were to invade Earth.

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>>42072910
Not sure, all the degenerates will not be happy.

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>>42072910
is it even losing?

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>>42072918
Some degenerates will be happy. Just not the cucks, gurofags, and bad endfags

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>>42072918
Furries win the most though.
And wisp has to be like fifty different fetishes

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>>42071859
You have no idea how immensely turned out a Danuki would get if you start whoring yourself out to them for money

[Anonymous No.]

>There's no time to explain, get on my back!

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>>42072918
My shoggoth fantasies say otherwise

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>>42072963
Oh no, I have a very specific thing for centaur girls who trick gullible anons like me into riding their backs without even a mention as to where we're going.

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kot

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>>42072591
The shorstack imp girl near the end of Part 2 was the best scene in the whole series. Don't @ me.

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>>42070724
>If you don't brush you'll get cavities
>I don't really care about that
>Then I won't kiss you
>....

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>>42069754
I love that imp so much!

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I think my echidna forgot to put points in the housewife role

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>>42072601
I think a Kiki that acts like normal 99% of the time but will be extremely dominant in the bedroom would be really nice. Especially if she is very tall and hag-like.

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>>42073035
Sweetie sweetie loves imps lotsies

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>>42072601
I feel those ultra subservient monsters like shogs, kikis, and demons would pick up on your sub desires even without you saying so and would progressively get more and more dominant.

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>>42073038
Well you'll just have to help her then won't you

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>>42072993
fluffy ear, need to put dick in it

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>>42073071
Of course,i would feel terrible if a MG did all he housework even if it was a kiki

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>>42073038
>>42073071
I hope she likes endless variations of chili con carne, curry, and tilapia with rice.

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>>42073122
>Tilapia
Most blandest fish i ever tasted,would not recommend

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>>42073137
It's cheap tho

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>>42072466
I also thought hebis prefer being romantic than lustful. Instead of raping her future husband she would most likely shower him witth love and admiration. This would slowly but surely will break anons willpower and making him fall hopelessly in love with her just like herself.

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>>42070924
Ice girls are nice girls

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>>42073137
It's sort of the point vs. something actually good like salmon. You cook it in bulk to fuel your body for the week between workouts, and drown it in hot sauce to offset the fact you're sick of tilapia.

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>>42073156
That's all well and good until she goes whacko, because I was in a picture with my mom.

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>>42072991
Only good for paizuri

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>>42072466
Yeah everybody knows purple snek is the superior crazy snek

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>>42073225
Ms. Apophis isn't crazy! She's just been sealed away for a bit long and doesn't know today's etiquette

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>>42073159
Breed ice girls and make an ice kingdom

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Which rapey monster is the most likely to back down because she feels bad for you?

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>>42073248
We have more in common than I thought.

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>>42073263
Demon

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>>42073248
Would make dozens of heirs with,i am a simp for snake ladies

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>>42073289
hag radars are truly fearsome

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>>42073284
MGE Demons are the type of girl that goads you into signing a contract heavily tilted in her favor, but would feel awful actually screwing you over and goes out of her way to make you happy because she cares.

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>>42073295
remember that any time you are near old hags, they know that their ticket from the lonely feeling has arrived

[Anonymous No.]

i went to church but no matter what, i kept for getting what was preached but i end up feeling a bit better as well lighter

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>>42066268
>use a mirrored shield to reflect the basilisk's gaze back at her
>she collapses and starts lactating uncontrollably
Basilisk hunting is a dangerous job but the milk always sells for a high price.

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>>42073424
Anon, I don't think that's quite the right church

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>>42073446
>Perseus's basilisk farm

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>no one to play darktide with
I need a kiki, a rata and a cheshs to play with during winter...

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>>42073454
but they have crosses, stained glass windoes, and pews

[Anonymous No.]

Good Amazoness wife remembers to call her husband cute and pretty.

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>>42073495
And slap his ass from time to time

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>>42073490
Next you'll tell me they have a confessional that has few holes where they normally aren't

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>>42073454
u sure?

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>>42073495
I would insist that I am not either of those things and that she choose a different adjective

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>>42073515
I don't think that nun is aiming to bolster your faith

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>>42073495
I would protest the use of those in public and melt to them in private.

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>>42073523
Something more along the lines of "handsome" or you got something else in mind?

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>>42073546
>>42073523
gonna end up being called doll like, adorable and smol

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>>42073546
Something less embarrassing is preferable

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>>42073529
but she is, my faith in god for making such nuns exist
>>42073512
no but it is a one way mirror

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>>42073489
nobody wants to play as it is. Even idealized monster waifu won't touch that trainwreck.

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>>42073489
>Chesh plays psyker, still salty about the nerfs from the beta
>Kiki plays ogryn with the slav voice, always the first to get downed
>Rata swaps between zealot and vet and will take any opportunity to recite obscure facts about the Horus Heresy books
>all three will accidentally friendly fire each other all the time

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>>42073454
y tho? is it because they look weird? Thats rude, they are afflicted with something

[Anonymous No.]

jinkos have a roar with a frequency so high, it can paralyze their human prey entirely, making it easier for them to brutally rape them while the human man is petrified from something they are biologically incapable of withstanding

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>>42073571
I have some fun with it... more than with lol anyway.
>>42073591
>Chesh screaming I gonna coom everytime she has peril of the warp
>kiki vet larping as ruskie
>rata playing knife zealot, zooming around, being useless, and speaking about recent news related to vidya
>Me, ogryn protecting the lil uns

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>>42073495
>tfw even when you're 30, she'll still carry you around whenever she can get away with it

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>>42073626
easy fix, just never come near them and if one is about to roar, pop a hole in your ear drums

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>>42073626
I imagine a werebat would be more likely to do something like that desu.

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>>42073648
>>42073626
Tigers IRL could possibly do it, but to correct Anon, their roars have a frequency much *lower* than what a human is capable of hearing and it could rattle you frozen from feeling the loud boom of a tiger's roar going through your body

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harpy (nucelar power)

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>>42073648
>I imagine a werebat would be more likely to do something like that desu

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful when you stay in hotels in MGC. The folding bed in my room was secretly a mimic and an Ittan-momen waiting to ambush someone

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>>42073260
An ice kingdom with a disproportionately high population of ice queens and tsurara-onna.

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>>42073739
imma sleep on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

A Lich keeps trying to break into my house every night. Sometimes, she just stands there and stares at me through my windows for an hour straight and when I close the curtains she just reopens them with magic. How do I make her leave me alone?

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>>42073810
Go outside and talk to her, dummy. Maybe she has something important to ask you?

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>>42073629
Older boys are more delicate.

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>>42073810
invite her out tp dinner

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>>42073812
I don't think she has good intentions. One time she slipped a piece of paper under my door she wrote a message on. It said "I am going to violate you".

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>>42073760
>leaving yourself exposed to monster attacks

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>>42073248
>

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They say there is treasure to be found in the hagville depths...

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, the "I'm too tired" excuse always works on any potential monster rapist! provided she doesn't have horny venom or something.

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>>42073853
This is how they lure people into visiting hagville, promises of wealth and fame. By the time you've walked into main street, it's too late to escape.

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>>42073853
there is treasure, the older monsters

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>>42073853
>They say there is treasure to be found in the hagville depths...
The treasure are the married ones daughters

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>>42066147

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>>42073828
No, Yazan! Yamete!

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>>42073828
Oh that's just an Undead figure of speech, it means she wants to help "violate" your mortal coil and experience the happiness of being Undead! Imagine living your life without fear of dying and getting to see your children and their children live long, happy lives with you supporting their every step!

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Fatpire.

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>>42073947
AI

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>>42073956
Please don't bully the automaton artists.

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[Anonymous No.]

what do i do with this dragon?

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>>42074012
Have you tried the mating press

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>>42073853
Yes..the treasure is the elusive dire hags...

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>>42074033
dunno she makes me food

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>Hellwan is shy
>While She Rapes you she meets your eyes for a few seconds and begins stuttering nervously, doesn't break her concentration from amazon pounding you on your back but still she's a nervous wreck and asking silly questions.
>W-want to get Hamburgers after this, spaghet spilling out of her pockets.

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im going into the Inn of hagville to sleep in

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>>42074144
their inns are so nice, each room has a complimentary hag for you

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>>42074155
and sometimes the hag in question is tall enough to sleep on

[Anonymous No.]

It's public nudity day, wearing clothes is banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42074144
monster motels frequently utilize callback beds to spawntrap you

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>>42074053
I know of a man who went in search of the Ur-Hag. The ara-est ara from when the brightest Gremlin progenitors were learning to make bronze.
I've yet to see him since he left on his quest to the deepest depths of hagville, and I can't tell if I wish him luck on his journey or I hope that he gets snagged by a zombie along the way.

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>>42074163
>softer than the fanciest beds
>can hug you tight so you're never cold
>has on demand milk access in case you want a midnight snack
>can sing a lullaby or massage your head to help you go to sleep
Good thing you can take your hag bed home, can't live without them now

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My jub jub seems to be broken. She's actually able to have discussions instead of screaming about sex all the time

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>>42074179
> comes in many flavors, some withe better pillows
>Some that play with you while you sleep
>one that even make your dick is warm by placing inside her dick warming hole

[Anonymous No.]

I want to talk about little monster children with tight cunnies that are 100% compatible with adult human cock.

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>>42074211
>one that even make your dick is warm by placing inside her dick warming hole
how thoughtful of them, I'll be sure to tip the innkeeper

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>>42074208
houri + jubjub flu = ?

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>use the restroom stall
>there's a big hole in the wall
>a succubus' hand comes out and gives me a handjob
>i cum
>i thank the hand
>it gives me a thumbs-up before returning into the hole
i love restroom-stall handjob succubi, they're such underrated heroines of monster society

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>>42066147

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>>42074281
>>42074281
remember angels are ambush hunters