/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Try to have any sort of discussion with kot
>She just points at you and says "Tom."
Every fucking time, I swear.

You, make kittens.

You will fuck the cat
You do not have a choice in the matter.

>>43933051
It will take more than soft ears and a fuzzy tail to break me.

Special Forces monsters breaking into you home because you won't come outside and specify male deliverymen for all your food delivery services.

>>43090844
>Get a nice mask
>Buy clothes pins in bulk
>Head off to Kitty City
>Proceed to paralyze every kot you come across so you may rob the city blind
Every Kot shudders in fear when walking past a dark alley, after all, they never know if The Deactivator lurks in the shadows
But none of them ever suspected their mild mannered neighbor Anon is behind the largest crime spree since the 'nip prohibition days

>>42523852
The Kotstapo isn't real.
There is no secret police of kots monitoring you
There are no Kotstapo agents that will break into your home and drag you off to Tom reeducation camps in the middle of the night

>Get stuck at work late
>Have to go home during the MGC night life
>As a single man
>Get 3/4th of the way home before you hear the nya~ from the shadows
Anon never stood a chance.

Theoretically speaking, as a pure hypothetical, how does a unmarried Anon escape from the heart of the cat kingdom with his virginity intact?
Purely for argumentative purposes, of course.

This thread has once again been annexed by the cats
Please do not resist.
Or do, some of them enjoy it

>>39510289
Yes. No guarantee you will stay alone though