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Year of breeding mere lizards

>>45406494
No.
Be defeated by a lizardwoman and get taken as a trophy husband

>>44874235
I don't care, take it elsewhere.

>>42070223
>Pregnant lizard womn dreaming about training her daughter
Seconding this

>>39644973

>>38183876
Firemouse and lizards can accept weaker men as long as they actually are serious about pursuing them, then they can accept them and offer to train them so they can become stronger. Even then there was that thing about Hinezumi that a good way a weak man can woo one is giving her a good massage.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35773039

Lizardman thing! It should be a bit more palatable than the last one. I hope you guys like it. Merry Christmas.

How many dudes in the modern day would have any desire to actually learn how to fight in melee? It seems like there would be a lot of frustrated lizards and salamanders.

>>34587608
>years of comfy living and giving birth to two daughters have made anon's lizard wife softer in all the right places
>daughters are having trouble believing their mom is the same woman as the hard looking warrior with dad in the old photos
>lizard wife demands anon spar with her in front of them to restore her wounded pride
>she's slightly out of shape (which even her daughters know not to point out directly) so anon has the upper hand
>however knows he can't beat her and wound her pride more in front of their daughters and that she would hate it even more if he let her win
>calls it a draw after deciding they've put on enough of a show for the kids
>lizard starts leaning on him from the "exertion" so he walks his wife back in the house while the daughters start trying to recreate their parent's moves in the backyard
>lizard wife leans in and says "You know when I think about them growing up to be as strong as we were I don't really mind what they think"
>anon responds with "Hey honey, I thought you were plenty strong" and "you looked pretty cool out there"
>Lizard wife begins breathing heavily and dragging anon towards the bedroom while muttering something about "a third"
Thinking of lizardgirls in a new way

>>23088750
>tfw no big monster to protect you in a dangerous world

>>22282238
Keep dreaming Anon.

>>21213401
I'd say a little of column A a little of column B. Look how he hijacked the big booby talk.

>>21074664
Gap moe? Brusque tomboy or jovial warrior personality paired with a bombshell body usually associated with ara ara~ MILFs, or aloof vampire types.

>>21074676
Cynical, jaded, curses like a sailor, and still puts out like a slut for his beefy tank wife?

>>21030402
So I would get sizequeen Salamanders with Mark of Pride +Long Nail + Quickslash + Unbreakable Strength?
What would I get with Gathering Swarm + Wayward Compass?

>>21016270
You are my brother in boobage.

The big titty empire welcomes all!

Should we stat talking about tits again?

>>20735028
Would it help him get a wife?
>>20735036
I do say, it's a little known fact.

>>20554771
>live in giant phallic towers
>you must be able to levitate up their tunnels to speak with them
>you can take anything from them and even usurp them if you defeat them (sexually)
Checks out. I'll go with a Salamander in a crab shell house though.

>>20489909
Only one way to find out.

Reminder that the big boob kingdom is the breast kingdom.

>>20318171
Rude.