Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

It's slime time.

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[Anonymous No.]

Underrated slime, even if I still prefer Shogs.

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>>40244204

She looks like she's covered in poop

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Summer begins tomorrow! Tell me what type of bikini your wife uses.

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>>40244164
Damn, look at them massive titties

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>>40244236
Whatever she feels like, gosh.

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>>40244227
Industrial waste, to be exact

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>>40244164
SLIME’D

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>>40244236
the wurm would most likely wear something like a normal two piece, the wock would be more daring like a slingshot, and I dont know what the bogie would wear

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today I will think about sharks in pirate outfits.

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>>40244164

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>>40244204
I am going with Spacegodzilla onee-san!

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>>40244407
>Who's that pokemon?

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>>40244530
I can see the titty pixels, I'm calling officer D. Elf

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>>40244530
RPG update fucking when?!

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>>40244548
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>MG high is about to hold a martial arts tournament
>The winner's prize is a date with anon
Intense battles awaits. Will anon's childhood's friend, a mere rata, be able to win it?

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>>40244548
When kc's patreon and ci-en earnings start dwindling.

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Any self-respecting natural-born succubus has already planned out her first night and wedding by the time she reaches puberty. A 100+ year old succubus has planned out her first night and prepared her bedroom to a level that would impress even the most autistic of anubises.

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>>40244655
I'd much rather be in the tournament fighting for some danuki business owner who wants to remodel some terrain and other company wants in on the deal

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Any self-respecting natural-born succubus has already planned out her first night and wedding by the time she reaches puberty. A 100+ year old succubus has planned out her first night and prepared her bedroom to a level that would impress even the most autistic of anubises.

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>>40244236
One wears sling bikini the other eye patch but if it was up to them they'd go nude. They're both gyaru.

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>>40244236

>bikini

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>>40244435
a fine choice

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All monsters will be replaced with cheshire cats, sorry no take backs, you don't have a choice.

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Around echidnas never relax

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>>40244836
If I wanted a girl who never let me relax, I'd stick to humans.

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>>40244655
>day of the tournament comes
>rata is the only girl to show up
>declared winner by default
>it took everything she had
>sending fake love notes
>blackmailing boys into going on a dates
>making fake schedule change emails
>selling off her collection of boy locker room pics
>leading boys into rape alleys for the delinquent girls
>making shadey deals with mofukuza kids
>but it was worth it
>never get between a squirrel and her nut

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>>40244832
Make her really buff and I can live with that.

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>>40244880
Why does this fox maid exist to suffer

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>be me
>young lad
>no friends
>no gf
>live alone
>work boring office job
>out of shape
>decide to get a gym membership
>first day at the gym
>nothing but chads and Stacy’s as far as the eye can see
>feel totally out of place
>no idea what I’m doing
>walk around awkwardly for a while
>see my reflection in the mirror
>I don’t belong here
>start to leave
>”Hey handsome, are you new? I don’t think I’ve seen you around before”
>turn around and see the most beautiful woman in my life
>tall, long hair, very muscular, scales, and her tail is on fire
>”h-hello. I’m anon. I just joined yesterday.”
>she smiles and sticks out her hand
>”Sally. Nice to meet you, anon!”
>VERY firm handshake. Feel my bones being crushed
>”have you ever been to a gym before?”
>”n-no”
>she wraps her arm around me
>”we’ll you’re in luck! By the time im done with you, you won’t even recognize yourself! Now then, let’s get started!”
>she coaches me on basic exercises
>actually enjoy being around her
>workout ends
>”great job today, anon! You worked really hard. I’m proud of you.”
>big goofy smile erupts on my face
>nobody has ever told me they were proud of me before
>she hands me a piece of paper
>”here is my number. If you ever want to work out again, just give me a call. See ya around!”

I think I’m gonna make it bros

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>>40244880
>mental breakdown in 5
>4
>3...

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>>40244623
A red-haired chesh is 120% likely to prank you.

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Hey guys, you wanna see some heresy?

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>>40244623
>>40244955
How can Anon be expected to defend himself from such a creature?

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>>40244856
>Martial arts? Honorable fight? Sorry I'll pass, besides, Anon belongs to Ratatussy now.

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>>40244895
hers is a hard lot

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>>40244880
Looks like Fox loses again.

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>>40244958
ogey

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>>40244407
That smile is BUILT FOR SEX(O)

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>>40244407
MYSTERY KOT

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>>40245086
and it looks someone is trying to be me.... lovely

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So, everybody understands that 4chan is just the cheshire hunting grounds, right?

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>>40245147
as well as for the bogie and the ocansional monke passing through, /biz/ is where tanukis sugar mamas hang out looking for those who fell into debt

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>>40245147
Yes, if I fall asleep at my desk, a soft, round cat ass will cushion my head.

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I wanna stick my head between massive milky titties

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>>40244164

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>Jiiiiii~

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I need more chounyuu MGs

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Repent, ye /mgt/! It is not too late to save your souls from the wiles and temptations of the lecherous mamono hordes! Render yourself unto the first angel you see; prostrate yourself before her and become her totally platonic companion! Only then shall your unclean souls be cleansed in the light of the Chief God!

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>>40245314
Show your feet!

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>>40245257
You could just ask instead of staring at me like that.

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>>40245337

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>>40245314
Sounds like a plan.

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>>40244236
She wears nothing to the beach, or much any place except during the fall and winter

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>>40245363
That's a no then?

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>>40245314
my brains hurts after seeing so many words

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>>40245403
Just go hug the glowing lady with wings, anon. Do everything she asks. And I do mean everything.

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>>40245427
but I dont know her, shes a stranger. I'll stay near the village I live in and go talk to that troll that makes me something funny in my chest

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>>40245314

No such thing as angels, just overgrown harpies who lie about things like divine providence to justify their lackadaisical behavior and overweight fat asses! Stupid lying harpies, thinking I'm that dumb

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>>40244856
Now that's a twist I could never have seen coming, even though it makes sense.
I'll never again underestimate a squirrel.

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>What's wrong Anon? Does this tea from the Mist Continent not agree with you?

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>>40245314
Look lady at this point it's first come first serve. If I managed to knock up a demon before the first angel could get to me, that's on you.

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>monsters come in shiny variants
Where's my blue-flame hellhound and one-shade-darker sahuagin?

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>>40245444
Yeah, it keeps telling me that kikis are terrible maids and I know that isn't true.

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Show boobs.

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>>40244899
This is kind of posts we'd get if monster girls were real, along with less wholesome stories and a bunch of posts about rape.

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>>40245147
I have enough tom level, I will be the one catching the Cheshire

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>>40245482
Fine. Here's an angel opening her robe

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>>40245488
In canon mge, rape is rare so no.

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>>40245392
>letting other men see your wifes genitals

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>>40244899
cute

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>>40245506
>rape is rare
I'd post a picture of a hellhound with a shit eating grin if I had one.

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Where my bicorn chads at?

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>>40245515
Maybe it's a private beach

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>>40245559
they're one of the few species who do it. Also if you don't like rape (like me), they will not attack you if i remember well KC lore

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Gyarus are love and life.

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>>40245579
>He doesn't want to be raped
Are you gay?

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>>40245589
I just want consensual sek with kot

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>>40245515
Why not?

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>>40245601
To bad you get sneked

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>>40245579
There are 31 species classified as "Ferocious", all of which are on-sight rapists such as ushi-onis, wurms and ghouls.
Most other monsters would also rape under the right circumstances.

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>>40245633
31 / 240 seems an ok ratio

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>>40245633
Wurms are just too dumb to understand (or spell) consent.

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>>40245579

>if you don't like rape they will not attack you

You can't rape the willing

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>>40245647
Wurms can't rape you if you rape them first.

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>>40245656
But I really hate this concept, Don't they avoid people who will hate it?

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>>40244236
None, because she is virtually always wearing one

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ded

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FFT

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>>40245735
>tfw ywn wake up and be the yakumos servant boy

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>>40245682
I think it means they will be as rough as need be and the species allow. If your thing is to be pinned to the floor, get bitchslapped as you struggle, get a big stingy red handprint to your cheek, while she rides you, it will happen, provided it is one of the most dom species. If not, then she will just not feel like pinning you down and will just flirt with you until you make the first move, you get the desire of she just taking you or you consensually have sex with her.

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>>40245656
If you're truly willing to be raped you'd say no and try to resist. Never submit on the first date.

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>>40245633
Didnt Dragonia retconned that a bit for Wurms? If they find you in danger or scared, they will just drag you to a pub until you calm down. In such a situation, sex will presumably take a more consensual tone.

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>>40245836
I don't think it retconned it, it just said that the circumstances are different there, like how you can find ryus who don't work at a shrine or jabberwocks who don't live in Wonderland. If you meet a wurm outside of Dragonia then you are still getting your pelvis pulverized.

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>>40244623
is this game good?

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Ya know anons? Oomukade is nor even in my top.10 or waifu list. But my heart goes doki doki at the thought of making a Yan Oomukade be happy like that

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>>40244836
I will relax in her coils

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>>40245957
>>40245957

It is so good completely forgetable MGs like Werecat entered into waifulists and became a thread fav for a while.

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>>40245967
Making bugs happy is always good.

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>>40245967
Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive.

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>>40246002
Taking the yan out of the dere

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>>40244236
The traditional outfit of flatties, the microbikini.

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>>40245257
Hello qt

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>>40244236
Competition swimsuits.

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Newfag question
Is there a translated collection of the works "officially sponsorized" by Kencou Cross like harem of collar and fallen maidens? i want to read some semi-official stuff but i'm unsure where to start

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Lets play a game, you get isekaid to MGE. You are given temporary housing and interviewed by a Rata. The Rata will publish an article about you showcasing if you told her your tastes, greatest accomplishments, etc. to put you in the best light possible. Write the article, an anon below will then reply with what happens to you next, like which MGs come to get you, etc.

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>>40246200
If there is, go to exhentai and type "mamono zukan", it will show most of the stuff.

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>>40246235
I have seen some in there but it seems to be just untranslated scans

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>>40246223
> greatest accomplishments,
I like to think of myself as a blank slate.

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How do you imagine MGE Dokuro Chan would be like?
>And how do I propose to her

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>>40246330
why

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>>40246340
Because mamono silver + dokuro = win.

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>>40246223
I am a historian, not a working one but i technically classify as one since i finished my studies
I like reading stuff wrote by old people and looking and rusted stuff, i own an extensive collection of helmets from the WW1 era and a few rusted up bayonets
Favourite meal is frankfurters cooked on a pan with microwaved mashed potatoes

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I love my wifey

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>>40246312
Prime Vanilla Succubus material right here

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>>40246355
I love your dedication to your wifey

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>>40246355
She's drooling, she must be really hungry.

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>>40246616
More thirsty than hungry.

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i dont like the whole turning you into some other creature part of monster girls in mge
i do like the part where in her entire physiology she just cant help it but love you with every inch of her being and devoting herself to (You)

monsters for this feel?

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When a normal MG marries, she is taking a shower after sex and finds out she married a musclefag and mamonomana is working its magic:

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>>40246666
Shirohebi, Shoggoth, in a devilish way Demon

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>>40246679
>Shoggoth
>A physical change will occur among those who continue to receive their service. There is not any apparent change in appearance, but, for example, if cut with a sword, it will pass through their body without damaging them; as if they had become a slime.

idk bro

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>>40246666
Read again, most changes only happen so they dont impede sex, ie a morbidly obese anon will juat become very chubby so the fat doesnt get in the way of sex. The only aesthetic change I think most MGs engage in is giving you massive balls and dick. A small minority of MGs that do further changes exist, these were likely introduced by KC for the anons with specific fetishes (like being shotas) or that want to chadify after marrying. MGs not giving a shit about looks is a very well established fact of MGE.

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>>40246694
That sounds pretty rad to me. You become eldritch, just like your wonderful wife.

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>>40245314
There is something wrong with my valkyrie
Everytime i kill a monster she calls me a monster why?

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>>40246694
Who doesn't want to be a T-1000?

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>>40246694
seems nice. you don't notice it unless you take grievous injury and i'm pretty clumsy.

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What monster will cure my overgrown 20-inch penis?

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Kikimora seems incredibly based to me
cept for the part where she makes you an incubus that i dont like

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>>40246779
hey anon, what's an incubus?

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>>40246779
Anon...

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not him but isnt an incubus just a male succubus
able to cum a billion times and live longer and shit

though i can sympathize with the sentiment of staying human all along

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>>40246802
it some settings. in this one it's just the humans original state, much like heroes.
unless you also consider heroes a different species

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Real talk, I think tentacles should be paired with Alp and Sith as worst species imo.

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>>40246850
its not that bad, humpty is way lower than tentacles

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>>40246850
nah

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>>40246850
I'd certainly put alp posters as some of the worst in these threads.

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>>40246885
yeah, honestly think they are just falseflaggers faggers

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>>40246929
they sure post like it

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>>40246923
Why is this fox in particular so aggressive?

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>>40246850
Why? They're good girls.

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>>40246941
baby rabies

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>>40246957
Go on...

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>>40246957
oh lawd she cummin

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>>40246966
a terrible affliction present in over 50% of wild foxes. there is no cure but that are treatments that can be effective for around 9 months at a time or so

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I want a spider lady to wrap me up in her web and use me against my will, only to realize that my arms have broken through the webs and pulled her closer to me.

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>>40246954
Actually, re-reading Tentacle's entry, they're not as bad as I thought, it's the tentacle plants that shouldn't have been a thing just like the theriomorphosis potion.

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>>40247048
tentacle brains are pretty neat.
tentacle forest itself is a strange place and man marionettes are kind of weird.

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>>40247003
Does it affect fox hags?

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>>40246330
That's an old 9bscure ting

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>>40247086
wha ya tink?

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>>40244164
>"Pick up that can over there. Now put it in the trash can."

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>>40247108
Nah, seems kinda gey. How bout you pick it up?

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>>40247108
I throw the can at her, she can't catch me.

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>>40247127
she's been training her whole life for this moment.

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Monsters with very pink skin are unnatural

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>>40247251

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>>40247251
Pink hair is the better state.

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>>40245567
I love my wife and her dozen friends

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>>40247095
I don't know, why do you think I'm asking?

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>>40246616
why yes shes hungry for hubby peenis weenis of course :))

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>>40246363
I'd rather a baphomet.
So this is a problem...
I'll accept an alice who forgets how awful and boring i am every day, even the lilim one if I have to

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>>40247304
Cuckquean is such an underused fetish.

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I have no funny or creative message. I just feel like posting a Hat.

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>>40247395
hat is good

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Do not speak to monsters that you dont know.

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>>40243053
Thank you, wikiman

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>>40247395
That hat has a very pretty woman attached to it.

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>>40244164
I fear it might be late to bring this up. But what do you think would the monstergirl's reaction be on that recent animated henati trailer for that femporn doujin where an office lady is isekai'd in a fantasy Europe setting and is saved but raped by some bishie yandere assassin? Would post an image to give a clue but don't want to cause a shitstorm. I bring this up though because everyone was amazed that a femporn hentai doujin gets a high quality animated trailer that is downright professional and high production. Basically look up "The Man Who saved me in my Isekai Trip is a Killer."

So what might the general monstergirl public's reactions or thoughts on it and especially its high quality trailer?

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>>40247448
but the only way to know them is to talk to them
whats the worst that can happen?

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Hellhound and Amazoness are THE MOST anti-3d MG there is and you cant convince me otherwise.

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>>40244164
>Beings of another galaxy want to conquer the Earth Don't try to speak with them...

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>>40244164
Damn, wifeslime has stopped messing around.

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>>40247481
MGs do not like the sight of death and murder, nor do they like murderers

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>>40247448
but she said she has some cool guns and melee weapons and can teach me how to render tho! I just need to come to her house

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>>40247048
The tentacle forest is based.

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>>40247304
I don't like my bicorn's friends.

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>>40247888
they fuck monsters though, i don't want my wife near those tentacles, only i can fuck my wife

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>>40247655
there is a disturbing lack of kissing pics for what mge is

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Mindflayers defeated and mindbroken by pure thoughts.

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>>40248035
mindflayers getting lost in anon's vast and empty head

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>>40247955
Thats fair. I don't particularly mind. Plus getting Man marionetted seems like its just a tentacle potion, but you get to keep your human body. With how KC's setting usually works.

Of course its not like you have to visit or even like it its optional.

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do doragons make good childhood friends?

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>>40244164
Repent.

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>>40248094
Why does the middle one look retarded?

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here she comes oh shit

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>>40248108
Girls are the cutest when they look retarded

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>>40248091
That's really cute

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>>40248108
cause she's a cutie

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>>40247655
who is the most pro-2d monster?

[Anonymous No.]

Do I get tax breaks for breeding endangered monsters?

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>>40248091
Dragons are great for being just friends with

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Anons, decision time. Next story involves BIG; should the protagonist be (you) or some random character?

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>>40248035
they see nothing but the big bouncy boobs, milk, and massive posteriors of fat old hags

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>>40248163
Evidently yes, although I didn't know it when I married my wife.
Which made the tanuki tax expert we spoke with make this really...weird face

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>>40248163
her tits are barely contained

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>>40248319
Just the way I like them

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>>40248175
Yes

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>>40247304

That's awful, don't cheat on your wife

>But she likes it!

It's still wrong

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>>40248419
Don't bully the Bicorns with your monogamy. She worked very hard setting up that date with your Salamander co-worker.

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>>40248419
It goes past the point of
>but she likes it
and into
>she will actively try to get you into situations in which other girls fuck you

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>>40248419
literally bicorn abuse.

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>>40245776
Monsokyo is a silly place.

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Tea party with Alice!

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>>40248146
The Witch + Familiar magical girl fusion mentioned in WG3.
Straight up anime hijinks.

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>>40244164

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Working at a monstergirl strip club and being friends with all the girls!

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>>40247503
>>40247846
this is how you end up in some random monstergirl basement

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>>40246223
I killed a man in cold blood. We were friends competing with heavy stakes on the line. It got personal. Things get past a point where anyone can walk away sometimes. Soon both of us were 'all-in' under zero-sum terms. So we went from competing to, eventually, trying to destroy each other. It's an agonizing moment when you recognize that's what's become of your friendship. Literally felt like I'd gotten stabbed when it dawned on me.

Neither of us could budge on certain matters. We tried to bury the hatchet, but one of us would try to kill the other eventually. He tried first, via set-up...but it honestly doesn't matter. They bungled due to luck afaict. I can't really blame him for anything but winning or losing.

After that it became harder and harder to not get slightly angry about it. I didn't have the leisure to get angry enough to deviate from my plans, as I immediately dropped off as much as possible. But he never turned into an evil caricature of my friend, whom I was trying to kill. The years of friendship didn't evaporate or become twisted into a mockery. They were real and remained so. Except now a few permanent inches out of reach, achingly visible reminders everywhere.

There was a point where we met by accident. It was populated, upscale. We talked amicably, it was like old times. You look someone in the eyes and you can tell. We'd saved each other's lives before this. I helped him out when his old lady got sick, with no one else to lean on. Ages of going out of our way to help each other out. Years of stuff like this, just sitting in the air. Like you can almost touch it. But still, nonetheless, we were going back to trying to kill each other. Not there, but once circumstance allowed for it. That fact was in our eyes too. A strange frozen mote you can feel, staring out from behind your eyes. Then you see the same look in his, both of you plotting.

I thought it was a real shame at the time, even ignoring the real worry of people set after me. Some of his dudes nearly got me thrice. I was VERY lucky, honestly. Weak as this sounds, I don't know if being on the short end was what gave me the luck/fortitude to pull through. I wonder about it at night.

Unlike him, I didn't call in favors or drag others into it. Always used to chide him about that, during better times. I'd be a miser eating ramen and Kroger vegetables while he'd burn his stuff and favors away like a sailor. He was always surprisingly connected too, to be such an anti-social type. He could bleed a favor into a full hand, if you gave him an inch. He was always so goddamn cool on that front. Never less than three steps ahead when someone was out of pocket. He was a real cut above the crowd where that was concerned, myself included. Almost a joy to watch, really.

Otoh, my connections and leverage were more technical than murderous. Maybe if I didn't drop out of my normal schedule and locations... He was almost as paranoid as I, but I wonder why he never switched up his base of operations. Very sloppy of him, unnaturally so.

I stayed on the move, but damned it that doesn't eat away at your nerves and sanity. Making sure you've a solid exit and grab bag wherever you're sleeping is a miserable habit. That and the associated miscellanea of such a lifestyle galls at you, indirectly -- if you must live so, then you can't afford to go against the inclination. You rehearse movements for when doors open. You focus on blind spots, the direction of specific sounds, clothing of groups of people...

We both went insane, in our own ways. He was more profligate than ever, cringingly flashy and reckless in public. Yet the final time I tried to kill him put it all in perspective.

Living as I was, I took the chances, personally, when they appeared. My attempt with the knife wasn't decisive, and for the record he can run faster than I. It was impulsive of me, a random meeting in a shady acre of town spurred my attempt. Afterwards, I stalked his turf and planned. The last time I saw him, he was laying on the floor with his stupid plaid blanket, from way back when. Packs of his goddamn cheap imitation brand cola. Like old times. Still a scrabbling peasant at home, no matter how much the operation raked in. Same as back in the day. It's a painful needle in my flesh, he WASN'T a different person. Neither of us could say anything at the end.

I made it quick for him. Didn't look painful. It was either him or me, and neither of us could stop anymore. I got away with it, btw. To be fair, he would have gotten away with it too, and had an easier time covering his tracks than I.

I was going to shitpost about monstergirls, but this came out instead. This is truth, not pasta. Next month is the anniversary of his death. I picked a time near the 4th of July, due to the high rates of accidental death and gunfire.

Back to lurking, responses are unneeded. Just talk about portals and shit like that. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248495
love bogey

[Anonymous No.]

Made a thing, I know my hair drawing is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>40248511
Didn't read lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248432
Shes just trying to get you the women you deserve? why are you snubbing her like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248211
Obviously me, beeg girls is where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

We need more Mist Continent monsters, I want to see monsters based on the four heavenly beasts as well as lore about the land of the four fiends. I bet the "four fiends" are the heavenly beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248554
>Pubic hair
You might have the skill but you got good taste and heart anon

[Anonymous No.]

>"And that is Evresta Emerald Scale, holder of the Verdant Heartstone, Dutchess of Koltrass, the Terror of the Darkwood, and the largest funder of magical items this side of the Onyx Peaks"
>'Oh? And who is her husband?'
>"He is....Anon, of 'IT'"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248627
Thanks, I will continue trying to get better and rely less on tracing, still learning the technical aspects of the program I am using

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248600
Dragons are too cocky. Pixiu when?
>A hybrid Chinese mythical creature resembling a winged lion, the Pixiu is one of the most beloved symbols of wealth in Chinese Feng Shui practices. According to legend, the Pixiu only eats gold, silver, and jewels, and has no rectum, thus whatever wealth it ingests will never be expelled. Feng Shui practitioners further differentiate between the male and female Pixiu, with the female Pixiu said to be capable of deflecting misfortune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248638
You know it’s really rude to call a dragon “it”

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248651
>"Whats IT?"
>'Don't know, it sounds like it has something to do with this weird form of magic known as 'Compu-Tar'
>"Oooooh, so even her husband had to be exotic? Fancy."
>Meanwhile Anon is trying to explain to the lizardman underling the purpose of a surge protector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248554
Good effort pays off. The tongue is especially vivid. Keep trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248638
>noble wife wants you to have as many titles as her
>so she made you some
>"Here is Anon, Lord of Snuggles, The Great Love Bug, Opener of Pickle Jars, Master of Foot Rubs..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40244164
Lewd hebi comm
https://imgur.com/a/JG6ZWqZ

[Anonymous No.]

>Daughteru is looking up porn of her own species
>Finds you and mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248663
>Underling thinks lightning must be common in the land of IT
>She tell the dragon
>The dragon hires a raiju bodyguard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248675
>Mover of Furniture, Lifter of Great Weights, High Driver
The problem will become if she starts repeating titles or has to start making up Silly ones
>"I want to give him the title of lord of the dance but I think that may annoy some of the actual dancers out there. That and he said its a bit 'cliche'"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248678
That's a mighty fine hebi their fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248684
>"With this, he shall be safe from all electricity!"
>"Huh? What do you mean she can't go in that room? Whats this 'grounding bracelet'? Does it stop flight? Raijus cannot fly my dear husband so there is no need for that item!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248678
>Sharing lewd pictures of your waifu hebi with anyone
I’m pretty sure that is grounds for blue fire punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248428

But I don't want anyone else, I just want her! All she is doing is hurting me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248680
>It's A-Me: Honey Dipper's Revenge part 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248687
well those servants know better then to laugh at the more silly titles
there is nothing wrong with "Lovey Dovey Hubby"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248699
>All she is doing is hurting me
You’re mistaken anon the real hurting happens when she brings home her mino gym buddy while you’re wearing that red shirt she bought you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40247236

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248680
Well shit, Im going to be quite the acclaimed actor in hag porn as specifically in the troll, wurm, jabberwock, and bogie scenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248663
>Dragons jealous of anons using compewters
Inb4 KC bans dragons having sex in/on computers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248711
>Brusher of the royal Feline
>Walker of Dogs
>Feeder of Fish
>"Why don't we give him the title of 'Keeper of the Royal Menagerie'? That sounds more impressive, no?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248696
So the same level of punishment as leaving the toilet seat up?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, be sure to enjoy all the silly titles your noble monster girl wife gives you to ensure you're up to royal standard.
Even if they're just overly elaborate ways to say "He makes good pasta."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248730
>most people think Anon is just some house husband
>Feline is a Lion, Dog is the biggest Wolf you've ever seen and the Fish are actually sharks
>Turns out Anon is more of a Steve Irwin type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248693
>"Brass plates? No darling, that's a plebeian metal. Only gold, silver, and platinum where you're concerned, my treasure~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248724
>tfw you will never have rough pleather and fabric ripping sex in the back of your car with a dragon
>tfw you will never have sloppy sex with a dragon while shitposting posting a jumble of letters and numbers from her ass pressing the keys
What’s next? No mile high club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248730
>"No! I must fill out my love's titles so that floozy vampire doesn't one up me with the amount she comes up with!"
>meanwhile said vampire is coming up with more titles as her hubby writes it down for the next ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248133
Please put the gun down

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248558
Do bicorns think these women are better or worse than she is?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with an Ushi wife that leaves her webs everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248782
get stuck in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248786
I'm trying to avoid that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248794
but she went to all the trouble of setting them up for you, you wouldn't want to disappoint her right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248643
We could use a Kirin/Qilin. A Mist Continent centaur girl would be really cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248782
Tell her that her webs are starting to stink up the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248764
>Gremlin waifu finally makes Tron rig so you can fuck at the speed of neon
>KC bans computer sex
Not in a Tron airplane.
>tfw you will never ejaculate neon at 3.2 m/s

[Anonymous No.]

Someone wanted me to draw a taco cat in a box

[Anonymous No.]

Post more muscle ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248688
thanks fren, there's too few hebis/lamias in leotards like outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248801
Tenghuang have two distinct descriptions. Fox with dragon's wings and horn. The other is as a horse. Riding one is said to gainsay high status longevity and good repute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248782
Ejaculate on them to signal mating readiness. That's why she puts them everywhere, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248833
How about big, but soft ladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248675
>Fetcher of Sandwiches
>Acclaimed Tail Grasper
>Custodian of Liquidated Assets

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248826
cute box kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248861
>Wanting stinky cum webs around you house
If you want a devil bug harem just say so

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248826
>Spotkot tries to sell you a taco made from the inky void between dimension
>Hahaha no thanks I just ate!
>Spotkot turns into a Tezcatlipoca after anon walks away
>Tezcatlipoca seething that anon didn't eat her taco
Didn't ask for this but it is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248882
They have a better system for showing when they're ready to mate than leaving webs. Ushis should use the superior Devil Bug method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248851
Is there any possibility for a new slime girl from Mist Continent, since there's a slime native to Zipangu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248920
Only KC knows. There is a chance. Didn't he say he was done with Wonderland, but then did Wonderworm later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248897
silly spotkot is going to have to up her game if she wants to bag Anon. Can't just expect the taco approach to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248091
No, they want to steal your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248678
hebihebi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248915
ms ushi has practiced her dance many times in that hopes that anon may one day acknowledge it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248941
That's why you make sure to slay them when they are small and easy to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248937
>Spotkot decides to use the ancient seduction technique
>She liberally applies butter to her taco and butt
>Certain that victory will be hers she approaches her wily prey
>"Ch-ch-chupar..."
>Oh no! She can't say it!
>Spotkot loses her nerve and jumps behind a tree
>[Sobbing and taco binge eating noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40246002
I wanna give them all apples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248497
>hag pays for a private dance
>starts talking about how lonely and miserable she is and how much her job sucks
>sometimes they start crying
Every time. I'm putting my heart and soul into throwing it back for them, and these ingrates would rather cry into their hands than try and touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248981
I'm not sure why, but I feel like this kot has ill intentions towards (you)

[Anonymous No.]

My new company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40247300
>Hellhound with pink hair
Is that the Legendary Super Wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248988
The traditional Ushi dance or the traditional Bug frottage dance?
>"It's not rape if everyone humps him at the same time."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249019
>start defense law firm for mamono
>hire a metric fuckton of mamono interns fresh out of law school
>sic them on any human witnesses that may testify against your clients
>no monster would snitch on a sister
>prosecution always forced to rely on hearsay with no witness for their client
>win every case
>only downside is all the hiring and firing you do makes filing taxes a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248782
Flamethrower. Haven't you ever watched movies?

[Anonymous No.]

So is any relationship with an elf technically grooming?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you cut the junglekot off from her taco supply

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248937
I want to take a tour of the rapekot cities. See the sites, take some pictures, get hit in the face with a realm silver macuahuitl. The normal touristy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249019
>"We sell insurance coverage."
>"Do you want to know what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?"
>"5 o clock? It's blintz rating time. Time for me to rate some fine blintzes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249083
She supplies you with her taco and forces you to make more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249019
Very good company
They helped me write a will recently, and even though the Ushi got the paper wet with tears, it was extremely solid and well written

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249080
>implying that being a aural hygiene technician for elves is grooming
Look at this faggot and lau- hold on. It looks like it technically is grooming. So yes.

[Anonymous No.]

There’s been a distinct lack of Monoeyes in this thread lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think all Hebi husbands eventually get blue fired?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249019
They saved my village from a dragon, and threw in the dragon rape for free! She's still raping me in monthly installments to this very day! Thanks Pally, Ushi & Oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248638
>>40248675
>>40248687
>>40248878
>>40248730
Meanwhile, Pharaohs be like:

>All Hail The Great Queen, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great Queen of Nehekhara, Queen of Queens, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Mother of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Stewardess of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lioness of the Infinite Desert, Empress of the Shifting Sands, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultana of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Godesses, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Mistress of the Never-Ending Horizon, Mistress of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche Queen, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Godessess, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deaconess of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Princess of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False Godess's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lady, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion mistess, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249019
>5:00:01 PM
>Oni is already pouring a drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249149
this foreplay is getting too lengthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249151
>pm
You sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249135
i take it as an inevitability

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249158
A blue oni has enough restraint to only drink when off work hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249068
>be hotshot Order attorney
>face mamono law firm in court
>you get a Cheshire lap dance under the table during their opening argument
>push the Cheshire ass off and prepare to make your opening argument
>can't find your paperwork
>tfw the opposing Cheshire pulls it out of her ass and hands it to you
>the papers are slightly damp

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249165
5am is an off work hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249005
>imagine being this heartless
god damn, I can already hear the rape correction from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249190
Yeah but it's also hangover o'clock

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249149
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249149
>read apophis titles
>they are the same as the pharaohs but with "dark" or "evil" or "purple" adjectives
desert must be boring if they are just making up titles

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249019
A tractor trailer hit my palatial tin shack and carried away my piano for half a mile's distance
I thought that my piano was unmovable, due to the rebar and washing machine but this company proved me wrong and moved my piano back into my tin roofed mansion
Thanks Pally Ushi and Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249102
She can do her worst. She is on a strict diet so no more tacos in the immediate future

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248995
>Go up to that tree
>Knock on it then say this
>quieros que te mame la toto ? Gatita? la chepa, el sapo tuya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249083
Mole surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248091
A Dragon raised in a Human village will probably grow to see them as her treasure, eventually becoming a full-fledged guardian.

Just be prepared for her chuuni teenage years, where she dresses up like a superhero and says things like "No villain can overcome the power of friendship and love!" dragging Anon along as her sidekick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40248163
Yes, but be careful about saying that a certain region in the Mist Continent is it's own independent nation. This conflicts with the "One Mist Continent" policy.

[Anonymous No.]

>at the beach
>monstergirl looms over me as I'm dozing off
>gives this look
>defenses already broken
help

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249283
The "You shouldn't rest when there are enemies nearby, try finding a secure location first" hint Isn't just there for fun, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249232
I bet it's some skin-tight power ranger outfit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249283
too bad, get ready for pelvis shattering sex at the beach with the hellhound that looked at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249227
>he offers to give her a toad
L-lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249303
B-but I hate sand.
Can we at least take this somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249283
>>40249303
>out doing basic chores
>lock eyes with monstergirl
>she blushes and smiles at you
Be honest, you've already lost at this point and she's becoming part of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249225
>I told you, you fat cat
>no more tacos until you lose some weight
>throws a matate at you
>GRIND THE FUCKING CORN BEFORE I FUCKING GRIND YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249303
>no hellhound to cart me off to her tent setup saying that I might get sunburned
>no offer of her to lay on top of me so that I won't get burned as the cool sea breeze makes it not unbearable heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249323
Thankfully, my special ability is that I can perfectly avoid any eye contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249340
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249301
>and after many kids
>it doesnt fit at all
>>40249304
in some places in means pussy as well as cake or bizcocho

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249315
Hellwans are pretty protective of their husbands, if you say that to her she might take you off to her tent or a small structure with a roof and floor so no sunburn and sand yes that means you're already her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249323
>make direct eye contact with monstergirl for more than two seconds
>you are now married

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249323
Oh, no. The slightest hint of genuine affection. My only weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249283
just be a sleep runner

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249303
>that tummy
I accept your offer, dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Why have you not answered my calls and DMs!? Will you notice me now anon?'

[Anonymous No.]

go bye bye, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249367
I accept for her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249465
I wish to fondle the cat tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249372
>portals open
>massive increase of hospital visits as monsters rush with their anons after said anons get insta-ko from flirting or affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249283
Here ya go anon! You are gonna be married to sharky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249283
>get covered in doplhin fuids
>wake up in a coll cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249479
>big manatee girl wobbles out of the ocean and flops on top of Anon, crushing him

[Anonymous No.]

>migrate to MGC because the economy everywhere else is shit
>don't want to whore yourself out to hags for easy money, try an office job and it just so happens they were looking for someone with your skills
>get assigned a very assertive Anubis as your mentor
>she's very nice, always knows what you need help with before you can finish the sentence
>sometimes knows even before you ask for help
>one day walking to the cafeteria
>suddenly pulled aside into a closet
>"anon, I've noticed you never look people in the face"
>"you know, it doesn't build confidence and you'll have an accident if you keep staring at the floor while walking"
>"my eyes are up here anon. If I didn't know you I'd think you are a pervert hehe"
>"you're not going anywhere until you can maintain eye contact with me, let's say 30 seconds for a start"
>"what's that weird smile for? something funny about my face?"
>"yeah that's it, we'll be meeting every day here from now on. Once we're done you will be able to stare down even those hounds from sales department"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249473
The real challenge is dodging all the insta losses during the quest for wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249492
sounds like a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249473
The matchmakers and Eros girls would be worked overtime to the bone from all of the suspicious men spurning monstergirl advances, thinking the worst.

Good think they love their jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249492
lovely, waking up get covered in something heavy and warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249506
off by a letter

[Anonymous No.]

If monsters have powerful magic, they should use it to make "forever theaters" where they "broadcast" magical holograms of magically pre-recorded plays and various acting programs, essentially recreating live TV but it's in the form of a public theaters and each room is a "TV channel" that you access to through the lobby.
I would go to the sabbath theater room to catch my favorite sabbath dramas as well as the men's theater to watch programs that appeal to devoted, subservient, traditional, conservative house-husbands like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249506
>Next assignment is Anon
>Quick professional check reveals he is a shut-in who wouldn't trust monsters for one reason or another
>Proceeds to obtain a copy of his housekey and hands it over to an aggressive monster alongside a physical description and address.
>Doing the goddesses work, all day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249598
can you break it down for me,
also been thinking about kangaroo and jerboa girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40246223
>The Rata will publish an article about you showcasing if you told her your tastes, greatest accomplishments

True story, I got a self identifying incel on a literal incel forum out of the friendzone and a girlfriend, using my vast experience in being girlfriendless so he wouldn't end up bitter and alone like me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Question, can a Dragon Zombie mamono talk properly? I keep reading about her and seeing more art but to be honest her whole design just makes it look like she's gone full retard to the point she just wants to breed with you and protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249749
>she's gone full retard to the point she just wants to breed with you and protect you.
Perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249749
like a normal zombie, except with dragon strength, you gotta fuck her into wighthood

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249465
>"B-But, where's the gold?"
>Ocelomeh finishes up, then tosses a few gold coins on his body before walking away.
They never did specify how you get the gold.

[Anonymous No.]

oooooohhh ass of bird oooooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249819
I"m OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249819
>you gotta fuck her into wighthood
wait a minute, you can fuck Dragon Zombies to wighthood? wouldn't it be better if she just used her rotten breath on human girls to turn them into wights instead? I read about that in her Encyclopedia entry.
>>40249940
I read this a little too quickly and I thought you said "bird of ass"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40249982
thought that this pic had the viewer collared at first, didn't realize that was one of their wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250020
i figure if theyre zombies they should be able to evolve into the next stage, and rot breath only turns them in to low level undead

[Anonymous No.]

There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250121
Is this the continuation of this? is there more to this besides these two pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250020
The book doesn't say you can but it doesn't say you can't, and if you asked KC he'd probably say "sure, whatever".

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250188
sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40246675
if mamonomana gives my wife this body then fuck it I'm okay with being shota'd

[Anonymous No.]

Someone please post pic of that Foreman Anubis yelling through a traffic cone, please?

[Anonymous No.]

I love hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250271
>Local Onis in your area want to become MOMS, click [here] to find out more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250360
I'm clicking but nothing is happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250360
ANON LET ME CLICK TO FIND OUT MORE
I NEED THE ONIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250271
>>40250373
I'm slowly getting addicted to Oni.
Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250387
Meaty Oni are just too powerful to resist, anon
This is what the Big Mofu doesn't want you to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>40250397
I submit to soft Oni.

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>>40250420
Look at this monument of fertility and perfection

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>>40250428
TFW no baby-crazy Oni wife.

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>>40250428
SLAB BULKHEAD

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>>40250480
I swear this stupid cat lives rent free in my head.

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>>40249706
Nice matchmaking skills
A Cupid for you!

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>>40248511
Cursed sword

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>>40245366
vampires aren't regal and this is definite proof of that
just look at that dumb, messy dork. who in their right mind would ever get dominated by that?

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>>40250559
But anon...
Dorks are the best. Especially hags.

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>>40250667
yes, but they're the best for bullying. and most content with vampires involves little to none dorkpire bullying

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>>40250667
There is a strong correlation between how dorky and how powerful a monster girl is.
Just look at Druella and most dragons for that matter.

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>>40250887
Smells like a forced meme.
What is supposed to be "dorky" about Druella?

[Anonymous No.]

Do not consort with vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

I was inna woods for 5 days. It sucked, rained for three days and nights. But there was a fox. I tried talking to it but it ran off.
I just got no luck

[Anonymous No.]

>childhood friend who Alps for (you)

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>>40250373
beautiful.

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Does a vampire really need to wear a dress? Why not go a bit more adventurous?

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ded
>>40253282
edgy, bet she says the most embarrassing things

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>>40251055
Stinky NEET

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>>40253282
It contrasts with the Dhampir. Do you expect the Dhampir to face off against her mother in a frilly dress?

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>>40253320
>tfw it was bring your son to work day and all your mothers coworkers cant stop making passes at you

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>>40250348
Sorry she's late, she had to do anubis stuff. Like looking at pyramids for 4 consecutive hours.

[Anonymous No.]

you
tonight

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>>40253408
moon rabbit thinks she can take me.... how dum.

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>>40253320
Just pick them up.

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>>40253402
>has a folder of pyraminds
>she schlicks to it and has them ordered by stone, size, age, grain, squarness, crudeness, and if its has the shiny stones on it

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>>40253402
>"Overwatch says stop kicking it!"

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>>40251711
>>40252492
Must be pretty humiliating to be born as a natural monster and have smaller boobs than a human male turned monster.

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>>40244164

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>>40249506
>tfw no genki Cupid who is excited to come home and tell you about all the new couples she made today for Eros

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>>40253533
>them puffy sleeves
is she trying to look like her sister?

[Anonymous No.]

Ignoring the ensuing hangover, it would be fun to get really wasted and hit on a Jinko, if only I can remember it afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go into the most lawless, criminal filled nightclub of MGC, and do all the drugs and drink oni milk and pass out and see who takes me home

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a good boy who doesn't drink or do drugs, and who stays out of bad parts of town. All to make my angel momster happy.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna go to that new bunny place that opened up in little mofu and see that new breed of fox

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>>40249068
A loss in court for an MG is still a win. She would have to serve as a maid or something for the guy sueing

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>>40244164

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>>40253764
that rgb gamer pussy

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>>40253764
this must be one of those 'glowies' you guys always talk about!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40253533
A hollow knight is challenging the grim troupe!

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>>40253533
>You don't frighten us, you and all your silly English kunnniggets

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>>40244164

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>>40254035
Surely this is not necessary during the summer months

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>>40253706
>Hellhound gets caught stealing
>gets told by the judge to become Anons maid to pay off the damages or go to jail
>Hellhound has a terrible time trying not to show how excited she is
>funny thing is she didn’t even break into Anons house

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>>40254050
She's getting bigger, or is this a different snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40254214
same snek different artist

[Anonymous No.]

SNEK

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>>40254050
>those flaps on her cheeks
Is she ones of those sneks who can open her mouth wide enough to swallow an entire deer?

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>>40254304
don't get the vorefags going

[Anonymous No.]

>>40254304
It's so she can give you a full-face kiss

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[Anonymous No.]

Remember that time KC lost a bet with Setouchi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40254403
I hope centaurs wouldn't laugh at my manlet ass for not being able to get on them without a stepstool

[Anonymous No.]

>>40254479
qrd?

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>>40254479
looks like a good artist is enough to salvage the garbage setouchi's school of monster girl design
>just mash random monster bits and tentacles together
>and then add woman's torso on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>40254479
I'd pet her dogs

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>>40254850
>petting her dogs
>she can only pout as all your attention is playing with her dogs instead of being seduced by her
well at least you are showing your good father material

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>>40254896

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>>40254913
>snake hair betraying a tsundere Medusa by showing her true feelings
That is probably my favorite MG trope.

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>>40254913
Boa constrictor Medusa is the biggest, thickest Medusa type around
I'm surprised she's so thin

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>>40254714

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>>40251055
Flandre is SO HOT. A huge pervert like her greedily needs someone to fuck!

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>>40255045

[Anonymous No.]

How will you, a poor dome farmer on Regulus IV fare against the local solar protectorate's heckhound marines when they figure out you haven't been paying your space taxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40255089
I'll release my piggies for a WAAGH.

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>>40254989
My favorite trope is normally over sexual MGs like Lilims and succubi turning into flustering messes when their husbands are overly affectionate towards them, especially in public.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you consider Dragon Zombies a nice choice for protectionfags?

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[Anonymous No.]

What a nice night.

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>>40244164

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>>40255277
That fox is actually a robot.

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>>40255210
Mom jeans makes any MG hotter and I don’t know why.

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>>40255197
nothing about them seems about protecting. They might protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40255210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHaufA26B8

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>>40255310
Why is her brain exposed?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40255491
Brown tomboys really do bring out the best in any species

[Anonymous No.]

>>40255502
how would a tomboy holstaur bind her chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40255610
No one should ever bind their breasts
That's among the stupidest things you could do to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40244236
O-Ring Bikini for Paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

You know how in Pokemon meeting eyes with a trainer triggers a battle?
The same thing happens with monster girls, except instead of battle it's seduction and/or rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40255502
Brown tomboy Kejourou must be really cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40255712
>I can avoid rape if I avoid eye contact
All those years of training about to pay off

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>>40255502
The only ways to improve a brown tomboy is with tan lines and slight abs.

>>40255719
Would she have her hair in one long ponytail like this? https://imgbox.com/fH7hZABU

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>>40255743
Eye contact with boobs also counts. As well as walking into her boobs because you weren't paying attention.

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>>40255502

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>>40255774
Looking at a monster's ass, breasts, thighs and in some cases legs equates to telling her "I think I love you"
You'd be very lucky to leave out of that predicament with your virginity intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40255743
t. walked into mofu

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>>40255277
I need more monstergirl art with nice backgrounds.

[Anonymous No.]

I love jinkos.

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>>40255610
considering the fantasy roots of MGE, i'm still confused why no "bra of holding" exists in official material.
>Inspired by the Bag of Holding, this piece of underwear appears to be a sports bra for an A-cup size from the outside. But on the inside, it's space is extremely large (though not limitless), which allows particularly well-endowed monstergirls to do various activities without the sheer size of their chest getting in their way.
now you can have big-titty mino doing various tomboy activities without the big titty getting in the way but still being available when needed (take the bra off for sexy time)

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>>40255970
Demon realm city with a heavy wisp influence. All of those within are affected by a constant wave of erotic jealousy.
https://files.catbox.moe/9nqaz7.png

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>>40255979
Boy do I have the place for you

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>>40256021
thanks
im just passing through

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>>40256006
Because how will she "accidentally" shove anon into her breasts at every opportunity if they aren't out at all times

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>>40256021
>they have slant eyes
r-racist...

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>>40256046
you can say that the bra is just too tight so it's only on when there's serious work to be done, or that it's magically taxing, or needs a non-magical recharge and a small battery life that takes "wardrobe malfunction" to the literal meaning
i really need to learn to draw so i could express all my ideas in a better way than just describing them

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>>40255970

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>>40254479
So how does fucking her work? Do you have to straddle one of the wolf heads to bone her? Do they growl at you if you try to grab her ass?

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>>40256021
It's nice seeing monster girls not look exactly like the default.

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>>40255962
imagine spending a whole day trapped in those tails

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>>40256184
>The Hime-cut School Council President Monsterized And Now Is A Buxom Ushi-Oni That Wants To Fuck Me?
Agree anon, it's refreshing. I like it when KC shows off some alt outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>You are about to get outfoxxed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40256238

[Anonymous No.]

SOLDJARS OF FORTUNE

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>>40256266
It's like pottery, it rhymes

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>>40256266
the absolute state of jargirls

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>>40256264
me in the tails

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>>40256264
>>40256301
>Tails snap down and around like a fluffy Venus fly trap
Anon never stood a chance

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>>40256324
Ahh, perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40256266
>>40256279
They had to mobilize after Anon escalated the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40256389
Realistically this is every monstergirl's dream

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>>40255773
>Would she have her hair in one long ponytail like this? https://imgbox.com/fH7hZABU
Ponytail is the best option, yeah.
>>40256064
They're just holding back.

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>>40256412
wet dream

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>>40247481
The ones that aren't looking for violent psycho chads exclusively lust after sadistic psycho bishies, so they'd love it.

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>>40247481
Huh?

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>>40247481
I tried getting into shoujo manga once and the guys in those tend to be kind of rapey.

Women confuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40256671
Women want to be dominated but like to say they want to lead in the relationship.
It's not that complicated once you realize society is engaged in one big grand lie about it.

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>>40256671
>>40256687
Basically just a genderflip on mommyfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40256695
Hello, I am here for my tentacle massage
>8' 2" crouching
holy moly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40256748
shes a big girl

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>>40256760
>>40256760
>>40256760
>>40256760

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>>40256764
is this why wights have spectral claws? to hide their man hands?

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>>40244856
To this day she's the only MGE girl that makes my heart go doki doki. Stupid squirrel, making my heart beat a million miles an hour and my cheeks flush and taking my breath away. Fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

game didn't update today either

[Anonymous No.]

>>40256266
I took them to +10 because funny.

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>>40244655
>MG High holding a martial arts tournament
>prize is a date with me
>Imp from the nearby middle school decides to participate
>Nobody questions her, most of the participants don't register her as a threat
>Everyone else is training seriously, she's hanging out with me, reading wuxia and xianxia novels and martial arts RPG rulebooks and larping the over-the-top moves
>Day before, tell her I hope she wins
>Arch Imp powers activate
>Her LARP techniques come true
>Student council president angel tries to disqualify her due to not actually being from the school
>Meanwhile, she's off with me on our date
>"Anon, I'm tired of being an enlightened master! Can I be your jade beauty?"

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>>40256877
I would strongly recommend you avoid her, there's probably 70 aunts from other sects waiting to challenge you now

[Anonymous No.]

>best friend Alps
>first thing she, formerly he, does is capture you and force you to sniff her worn panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>40255719
That’s just a Pyrow with long hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40256926
Musky smelly fragrant Alp woman pheromones

[Anonymous No.]

>>40256926
gross

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>>40254714
That particular monster isn't really his fault though. That's what Scylla in greek mythology is supposed to look like. KC just tends to remove extra heads from monsters when he turns them into girls, like chimera. Greek mythology seems to have a bad habit of slapping more and more random animal parts onto a monster the more powerful it is. Like the biggest baddest monster that I can remember is Typhon, and that fucker has 100 dragon/snake heads, is literally covered in wings, and has snake coils instead of legs. I guess he is slightly at fault since it might be hard to fuck her, but his design looks spot on to what she should be.

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>>40256950
Prehensile hair!

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>>40255502
>tomboys
You mean gyarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257071
no, he was talking about tomboys. see pic in >>40255491 that he's replying to

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257095
No, gyarus bring out the best in any species.

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>>40256782
Ah, the famous flufferpillar, the only frostproof worm.

[Anonymous No.]

Any monster is instantly improved by making them a tomboy.
You cannot dispute this.

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta say gyaru Minotaur would be cool, if only for the novelty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257178
Don't forget a nice tan too.

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>>40257197

[Anonymous No.]

The childhood friend literally trumps all other traits a monster could possibly ever have.
A childhood friend is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257229
Unsealing the evil childhood friend fox

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>>40257227
That's more like a Holst.

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>>40257273
Closest I have. Gyaru cow is also welcome tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Your demon boss is being smug at you!

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>>40257227
>>40257273
>Slams you against your locker
>"Who are you calling a Holstaur, nerd?
>"Y-yeah, my grandma was one, b-but I'm a minotaur!"
>"I'll prove it to you! I'm sure my milk isn't as tasty as a Holst's, o-open your mouth..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257229
>I want to look at anon but I can't

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd lizard time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257287
Nothing against gyaru Holsts, I just like beefier girls like Minos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257330
>I'm going to need my back blown out ASAP. So, if you could do that, that'd be greaaaat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257330
>I'll give him lots of overtime work so he'd stay late
>then there would only be two of us left in the office
>ufufu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257371
>mandatory overtime
Dumb demon must be a fresh transfer from USA branch, here in Europe I'll walk out exactly at 5 PM and not a minute later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257330
I quit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257330
Your competitor gave me a better offer, here are my papers.

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>>40257257
There could be an epic story behind that. >long ago before man and monster could live together in peace, ther is a young Anon and a fox
>they would play together in the woods
>one day the other humans find out
>they follow the young fox home
>they attack her and she is forced to kill them
>Anon finds out and is horrified
>In her grief the fox lashes out
>she starts attacking human villages as revenge for taking her happy life away from her
>Anon feels responsible
>he begins to train in magic and goes on an adventure to stop his former friend
>in the end she is sealed away and Anon goes into hiding
>centuries pass
>the new demon lord rises
>man and monster now live in peace
>A man in robes walks up the steps to an abandoned shrine
>his magic has kept him alive just so he could finally see this day come
>the guilt has eaten away at him ever since that day
>every day he daydreams of a world where he stood by her side
>every night he sees the face she made when he ran away from her when they were kids
>Anon has finally decided to end his torture
>he wonders how she is now
>would she still be angry?
>would she be able to move on now that the world finally has peace?
>it doesn't really matter to him now though, his mind is set
>today he is going to to release the evil he imprisoned so long ago
>today he is going to see his friend again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257613
Sounds like a nice, sad story with a happy end.

[Anonymous No.]

MGs that could literally beat you up with their boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257330
Take a look at that contract again, ma'am. It's been completely revised magically, as per a provision you left in for your own use. And don't bother trying to readjust it, my associates made sure to remove that clause. Now I'm a free man with a nice research postion, and you've signed yourself over to the Sabbath. Maybe if you're nice I'll consider being your onii-chan!

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>>40257340
All I want is to court and marry the most obsessive, love-starved turbo-yan white snek in existence, then start showing alienation and distrust, voice suspicion about what she does when I'm not around, ignore everything clearly showing she couldn't be more loyal, begin to call her a cheating slut and finally abandon like a sack of rotten potatoes, leaving equally as heartbroken as confused, is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257226
Caramel flavored monster are mighty fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257330
If I get sexually harassed, i'll report her to the labor union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257642
hobgoblins seem like they work up a lot of momentum when they go for a club swing, so even if you dodge the club you might still get smacked by heaving chest.

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>>40257613
>in the prior era, a lone hero set off on a quest to free his land from four powerful elemental fiends
>while he stopped their corruption of the land and their merciless hordes, they summoned an entity of pure darkness and void to consume the hero
>the Chief God took pity, and in an act of mercy, sealed the hero and the darkness away, until one the day he may be able to overcome it
>centuries pass, and Lilith becomes the new Demon Lord
>the fiends, once horrific, grotesque, and evil, are now a Succubus, Nereid, Pyrow, and Alraune, and their resentment toward the hero turned to lust in that wake
>a party of fallen heroes and heroines found the wind seal, and freed the now-Succubus fiend
>she guided the party along to free her former comrades, ultimately coming to the seal placed by the Chief God
>with the four fiends' might, they summoned their dark master from beyond the seal
>only to find that it has taken the form of a delicate-looking dark-haired girl, and by the number written over her womb in dark energy, she and the hero have been fucking furiously since Lilith's ascension
>the fiends embrace the couple, and the harem beautify the land into a verdant demon realm

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>>40257642
>El Anónimo is backing Leche Violenta into a corner, this Holstaur doesn't have many options gentlemen, it's almost over-
>OH MY GOD SHE KNOCKED HIM OUT
>Anónimo is on the mat, a SINGLE TETAZO took him out
>Unbelievable performance by La Leche tonight, I see her Minotaur trainer and her are already dragging their new husband to the locker rooms

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>>40257726
>Anon gets dragged to the locker rooms
>they open the door to find several hags trying to put on school swimsuits several sizes too small.
>"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door"

[Anonymous No.]

I want a story of good old acidental demon release
like a woman getting a man to say words that release her binds or or some shit, then she reveals shes a demon/dragon/something and his new wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40254269
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257811
MORE

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>>40257762
>They are not Ocelomehs but they are cougars all the same! GIVE A BIG HAND FOR "LAS VIEJITAS CALENTITAS"
>And in the opposite corner, THE MGC MIDDLE SCHOOL JUNIOR WRESTLING TEAM!
>A SHOWDOWN FOR THE AGES!

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>>40257825
I'll consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257811
>Man is black haired
>His 4 daughters have white hair like her mom's
>Not a single one with cool black stripes
>Not even a grey haired daughter
Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257895
Daughters being clones of the mother has always been my least favorite thing.

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ded

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>>40257949
I quite enjoy it

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>>40257811
My heart is gonna burst out of my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40257949
>>40258090
I may not be attractive, but I still want something about my daughters show they're mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Reproduction/breeding quota

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258181
LOVE

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>>40258379
Okay yeah that's fair.
I do like my daughters to look pretty similar to their mother, but maybe they'll have one or two little details that they inherit from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258379
>all of your daughters turn out to be nerds

[Anonymous No.]

was messing around with colors and layers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258444
One of the most worrisome endings for a rapey monster. She loves her kids, but she's concerned they can't hunt down a man for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258379
>>40258444
>>40258553
>hellhound wife asks anon why their daughter is behaving like anubis.

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>>40258583
>>40258444
>playing strategy vidya with a monster friend
>decide to meet up one day since you like each other
>expecting a schedule dog or something
>a nerdhound shows up
>

[Anonymous No.]

gyaru troll hag in a tight lepoard print dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258444
>>40258553
>>40258583
>>40258615
Honestly that's a pretty good hook for a story. Nerdhound has a good friend anon she has a crush on, but can't quite express herself. That is until her instincts, suppressed for so long, kick in...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40258678
What if they have loving consensual sex in the missionary position with handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258579
White!

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>>40257257
>while walking up these horrible steps you cant help but remember...
>...
>it all started one day when you were coming home from school
>the shy kid from across the street was cornered by some succubus bullies
>as you approached they didnt seem to notice you, but you saw the horrible state your neighbor was in.
>you had some heavy books to take home today, all it took was one swing of your bag and the two ran off.
>now with your attention focused on her, you could see just how scared she was. tail between the legs and ears folded back. did she think you were there to hurt her as well?
>once you made it clear that that was not that case and you just wanted to make sure she was ok, she stuck to you like glue.
>you two were inseparable ever since
>hell, it was more common to see one of you alone
>it also didnt take long for bullies to leave her alone. you had more tricks up your sleeve to deal with them.
>as time went on the roles fliped, her kitsune magic developed putting her in a stronger position. but you didnt mind, she still loved you just as much.
>much to nobody's surprise: it didnt take long after high school for you two to marry.
>now that her magic was developed she herself became a fighter. but there was one strange thing: she knew way more healing and defensive spells than offense.
>upon asking her she responded "i cant be killed if im always in peak condition!"
>you tried to come up with a argument... but it was a pretty solid idea.
>...
>your head emptied for a moment as you worked up the courage to think about what happened next, even the voices from all the dark magic you know vanished...
>all you could hear was the sound of you walking up the stone steps. about halfway to where she lies
>...
>that fateful day.
>some order knights raided your home town without warning.
>you were too weak, they tried to take you to "cleanse" your mana.
>but suddenly you found yourself in a tree on the edge of town, looking down it seems like everyone else was moved to safety to.
>except your wife... oh no. she was going to fight them herself
>you wanted to call out to stop her so she didnt get hurt, but she paralyzed you. that damn fox.
>you could only watch as she almost single handedly stopped the invasion...
>all her healing and defensive spells paid off. every single wound, every drop of blood. every cut, puncture, and burn healed as soon as it was inflicted.
>but only almost did she emerge victorious. she herself got paralyzed by a order mage.
>with the noise of battle gone, you could hear the mage talking to one of the grunts
>>"m-master. why are you leaving HER of all things alive? didnt you see what she did"
>>"yes didnt YOU see? look at her, she should have died several times over and yet here she is in perfect condition."
>>"well we cant just leave her here, when your paralysis spell wears off she will just start killing again."
>>"the spell will last a month. unlike most other monsters we can just seal the foxes away. you know the location specially prepared for if this happened. isolated from society, only one path to the shrine, and most importantly: hidden."
>>"right away master. do you want any guards left behind?"
>>"no, i'll finish checking the town for survivors. everybody needs to go with incase she can somehow break that spell. we also will not be claiming this territory. its too far in"
>once the order mage is gone, the paralysis spell your wife put on you wears off
>seems like everyone else was put much further into mamano territory. so why did she leave you so close?
>while investigating the battle scene you see a scrap of cloth. its from her.
>you can... feel where she is...
>...
>the memory is too painful. the grass on the sides of the path is already scorched, you need to stop thinking about that.
>but you look down at your own arm. that piece of cloth is now the cuff on the left sleeve of your robes.
>the moment you stiched it on it became a promise: you will free your wife no matter the cost...
>...
one out of two, a went a bit overboard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258789
two out of two.
>you found the shrine once, long ago. you saw her.
>she was a unconscious statue, you also saw the seal.
>no matter what you tried, the seal wouldnt break.
>looking at the head of her statue again a thought became engraved in your mind: stronger.
>magically, you were weak. even a child fox could beat you in a magic competition.
>so you began training. old foxes mistook your mana as a invitation at first, but when they got close they could read what really happened.
>they would leave you some knowledge of ancient kitsune magic, each piece stronger than the last.
>once day you went back to the shrine, ready to break the seal... it reacted, but not enough, you had to be stronger still.
>the only option was dark magic.
>yes, otherworldly voices invaded your mind. but even the voices learned to fear and respect you.
>yes, you got the attention of a few eldritch monsters. but once they knew your goal you only became stronger yet.
>and was all of this worth it? yes. the knowledge that one day she would be back in your arms was too great.
>...
>well. here you are. the top of the shrine for the final time. the seal can barely hold in your presence.
>all it should take is one poke and...
>the seal shattered. she fell from the podium she was on but you were there to catch her.
>the effects of age instantly hit her, eight extra tails came into existence behind her.
>you transferred own power transferred to her, so that she wouldnt be nothing compared to you...
>but the moment her mana came into contact with you all the ailments from the dark magic vanished.
>you were wondering how other dark mages didnt have to deal with it...
>LATER
>for the first time in 1000 years... you have shed tears.
>not tears of sadness like when you first lost her. but joy.
>for one thousand years did this drawer remain closed.
>for one thousand years did its contents remain undisturbed.
>for one thousand years did you dream of the day you could hold it with purpose again...
>her tail brush. 1000 years in a statue will make fur horribly stuff.
>on the bed and with that familiar innocent smile on her face, you can tell she is just as excited.
>while brushing her tail...s. you cant help but think
>the order is still out there, causing others to feel the pain you have felt.
>you cannot stand for this.
>so you've decided that if the order doesnt want to live with monsters...
>then you will force roughly 50% of the order to BE monsters.
>but that can wait a few weeks. you have an addiction to satisfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258789
>>hell, it was more common to see one of you alone
Did you mean uncommon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258870
FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

i fucked a bath towel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258928

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258928
>>40258985
Imagine marrying and having lots of daughters with the blanket/towel you've had since like childhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259001
I still have my Spider-man 2 bedsheet and pillowcase
If I show them to a monster do you think she would say it's cool

[Anonymous No.]

Wight twins with huge butts taking turns sitting on my face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258789
>>40258808
Feel good story, ty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259071
Cheshire twins with huge butts and they each have a tattoo of the other's butt on their own butt and the butt tattoos also have butt tattoos on them.

[Anonymous No.]

When does a Tanuki's tail become too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259194
BIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

hatter with such a caboose that you can have a whole tea seat on it with the legs to match

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258463
>Jabber mouths with thick luscious dick sucking lips
Please I need more, toothy maws are lame and you can’t kiss them while she’s being a big fattie stuffing her face

[Anonymous No.]

>yandere bicorn stalking anon
>she has an onlyfans filled with nothing but creepshots of him from different angles

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259259
and lets not forget the fact they can have different lip stick colors
Imagine having a wock artist gf that paints on you while having sex using nothing but her lips to kiss you and the photo afterwards is hung up on the wall

[Anonymous No.]

I actually really like kelpie. Partly because theyre cute, partly because seals are my favorite animal, and partly beacuse im a contrarian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259284
*selkie, but a kelpie monster could be cool for the centaurfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259262
>Anon is always facing the camera and has a funny face
>NO matter where the bicorn tries to hide her presence

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters holding their milky bras

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl to smell my hair and complement my conditioner/shampoo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259406
horny brat

[Anonymous No.]

Cow wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40258379
You just have to destroy your wife extra hard. That will show her genes who's boss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259439
What does a heart in the mouth mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259471
it's when their heart rises out of their chest to exit their mouth. it's typically an indication of extreme attraction/affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259450
I don't want to overdo it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259247
This is the minimum. Need to be at least Rata size to attract my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon opens kissing booth
>first monster buys all the tickets (around 5 hours worth)
hugs sold separately

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259515
I'd find some way to ite myself up and make a molesting booth, where a monster for 5 mins can do whatever she wants with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259515
I would never do such a thing

[Anonymous No.]

Anything you want to say before the thread gets archived?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
There's no way it could have been six million danukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
I love Jinkos
(also homolive duplicate threads are gonna get deleted, so the thread isn't ending yet)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
i want to be some rich tanukis prize fighter/lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
I will be single to the grave by choice because I cannot stand women.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259071
Alice twins with petite but round butts and perpetually drippy cunnies taking turns sitting on my face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
I love Alps
I think they're really cool
I think they're the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
maybe we all got soul marriages in a past life but the chief god fucked with it and now we are all separated from our waifus and this is why we end up here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
I have become less and less of a haremfag over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
I hae become more and more of a haremfag over time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259634
Good, embrace monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

One girl is where its at.

Maybe two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259687
yeah but khepri

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259687
only if both of them are sandworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259687
It's 2, maybe 3. More than 3 is a waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
i dont belonghere

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259687
If a girl saw something good in me and managed to make me into a worthwhile human being, she deserves me all to herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259687
i like the idea of 2 but i dont like how it would probably feel in pracitce

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259739
Terrible with normal women, fantastic with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
Auntsters are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259687
Getting him drunk in the bath is already going to far, but then to put your tail on his head, these damn foxes have no morals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259785
She's just using her tail to cushion him in case he leans back against the rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259687
Two is peak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259817
my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259806
i am familiar with fox cushions

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259828
Double hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259687
I like when they're already pre-established as inseparable friends but they low-key compete for your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
my harem consists of my adoptive wurm momster, my jabber auntie, and my bogie teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259919
>they compete
>but both want you to give the other babies to play with

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259749
Maybe, but would they even be ok with it? Even if they are, there'd still be a part of me that doesn't feel ok with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259950
Monstergirls are more than okay with a lot, as long as they have their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259935
I listened to an erotic audio like that. Listener has 2 catgirl roommates who want to go through pregnancy together and want to get knocked up/start a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259969
start a 3 way relationship*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259969
thats kinda cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259782
Indeed they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259969
I know that one. The english asmr scene is bleak for monster girl lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259958
Theyd be ok with it, but I'd want to make them as happy as they make me.

[Anonymous No.]

The bigger the slime, the better

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259995
the best would either be a jinko, troll, wight, or wurm monster imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259969
damn fertile cats flaunting their fecundity

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259540
I want to fuck a porc and a horc and make them my wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260025
I wanna join Jinko aunt for her workout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40254555
Short guys are made for horsegirls and centaurs. Majority of horse jockies are 4'10-5'7 because you don't want a giant fuck weighing the horse down in a race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260025
The Danuki auntster is really strong in my book
https://imgbox.com/t8XZrzUA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260180
very good, she'll make sure that you can live in luxury

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260180
damn
those are some juicy honkers

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no monster sugar mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260265
>tfw no monster

[Anonymous No.]

Thread crossover
>>>/k/54128782

[Anonymous No.]

what to do if your doggo refuses to be petted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260460
grab tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260460
Pet the cat that desires to be petted.
In time, the doggo will become jealous and demand pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260180
>"how is my favorite boy doing today?"
>"you got fired. thats a shame, surely you have some backup cash."
>...
>"NOTHING?!?!?! THEY PAID YOU THAT LITTLE? hmph. looks like i need to spoil you."
>"i will NOT take no for a answer. you will never work a day again in your life, now come here."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260531
whoops meant to >>40260205

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260531
>>40260544
now that would be the life

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260746
clearly a squid

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna fuck a skinwalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259632
>tfw there's a Houri waiting patiently for me

[Anonymous No.]

Who deserves Anon? The CC neighbor or the childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261004
>You sure ask weird questions, gyaru from my high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261004
The CC childhood friend.
I'm 35.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261004
The answer is always childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261021
>denying her that long
you'll probably get her pregnant with your first kiss with how pent up she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261004
>implying the friend hasn't marked the hell out of him to the point mamono cross the street when Anon comes towards them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261004
I guess the CC? It wouldn't feel right doing anything like that with such a good friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>40260531
Auntsters will always be superior, who can pleasure you better than someone that knows you since you were born?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261004
Either the childhood friend or the mesugaki JC who lives across the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261004
probably the childhood friend. at least shes around his age.

[Anonymous No.]

It is time to foxpost.

[Anonymous No.]

A mare's rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261105
lewd or wholesome foxposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261112
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261112
hag bushes erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261004
The CC wins by a landslide, not even a fair contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261112
I hate this artist so goddamn much you don't even understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261110
I have a pretty specific pair of mamono I'd wife, but damn if horse pussy wasn't tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261112
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261146
>retired bapho neighbor trying on her old armor for you
she is getting pregnant whether she wants to or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261129
have some wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261004
Depends on whether or not the friend has been actively trying to get anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261112
Any lewd teen foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261212
Got you my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261224
I want to pinch the black tips of her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>40259283
>Pass out
>Have dream about cuddling with wock teasing her for stuffing her face by grabbing her pudgy belly
>Angrily turns away and ignores anything I say
>Begin kissing and making out with her tentacles
>Loudly and sloppily kissing each of them till spit strings between our mouths
>Guiding both of them below the blanket
>One loudly slurping on my dick
>Other working on my balls
>Angry wock attempts to drag her tentacles away only for them to pull back
>Has to begrudgingly let them do what they want
>Cum inside tentacle mouth pussy
>Notice wock got a tiny bit chubbier
>Grab her belly again
>Wake up
>Realize I came in my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261224
She looks great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261258
>>Realize I came in my sleep
the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261258
lovely, I always love when i get to play with pudge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261145
For what in particular? There's a lot of him to hate, but the Swamp Witch is still kino

[Anonymous No.]

Need hags/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261336
cant go wrong with elves

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261353
>>40261401
She looks like she gives good hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261353
>>40261422
Soft hags are the best

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261436
There should only be soft hags
If your hag can't also be your bed, then she isn't a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261461
this right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261461
Soft hag cat for filling up with a litter of kittens

[Anonymous No.]

Hags are cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

Soft girls you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261112
>lewd or wholesome
the ideal lies somewhere between the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261510
>gote hour starting
oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261258
im jealous.
all of my dreams are either incoherent or deliver me ideas for my own worldbuilding, if not both.
they are never horny, much less with chubby monsters... i'll never get to see a fat fox with my own dream eyes

[Anonymous No.]

What does it mean when the fox had darker ear fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261530
ITS GOTE and sheep POWERHOUR

[Anonymous No.]

Farm animal hour?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261557
hell ya brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261581
my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261581
all farm animals are welcomed
all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261461
>>40261472
>>40261486
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.]

There's something strange about this fox, but I can't put my finger on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261614
I really want to try dragon milk. I bet it's really nutritious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261637
her hair and tail color dont match, this fox is broken.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261656
>>40261614
>go up to sleeping dragon hag
>remove her top
>get bucket
>start milking her
>get stolen dragon milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261682
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261656
it is but it is for intermediate milk drinkers
beginners get heartburn

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261690
>infiltrate dragon's hoard in the middle of the night to steal her breast milk
Devious

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261682
why is this goat so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261721
Baby rabies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261721
She desperately wants, well, wants and NEEDS to breed with her beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261699
so what would be for advanced milk drinkers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261757
Ushi milk
Hellwan milk
Lim milk
Alice milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261757
lilim, wight, vampire, bapho, greenworm, alice, ushi milk
you gotta lvl up your milk experience to get to those though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261757
well there's snake milking which is more about collecting venom. my apophis is quite loathe to part with her venom, especially when there's a perfectly good anon right there instead of some stupid plastic cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261773
I'm going to drink Lilim milk directly from the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261773
>>40261783
What makes Alice an advanced milk producer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261773
>>40261783
what about oni milk? hatter milk, bogie milk or winegote milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261799
they are very rare
unless a chesh played a milky trick on one you would have to impregnate an alice many many times to get that sweet milk
it is quite tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261773
>>40261783
ushi milk is that strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>40261757
there's some gimmick ones like fairy and gargoyle