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When she gives you that look...

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>> No.36487373

>>36487357
She's just idling
What's her idle animation?
Watch her idle animation!

>> No.36487403
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36487403

>>36487357
Elder monsters asserting dominance

>> No.36487408
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36487408

Automaton maid is cute!

>> No.36487425

>>36487408
>discover alien megastructure
>enter
>servant robots skittering about, eager to please the new master
I haven't seen this episode of Space Outlaw Anon before.

>> No.36487429

>>36487408
>is very friendly
>works hard
>responsible for at least one heart attack

>> No.36487454

>>36487429
>constantly hear her scuttling through the vents at night

>> No.36487468
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36487468

Do you like it yet?

>> No.36487472
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36487472

>human. meat. COME HERE. NOW.

>> No.36487589
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36487589

Dragon pocky best pocky

>> No.36487667

Meanwhile in monstergirl 4chan:

>Be author
>Make a romance story with comedy in it
>Prolong a story where all the protagonist needs to do is open his small dinky fucking eyes and realize a girl loves him, instead, they add more love interests who have "Character" to them, when it's just the same generic shit all the other shows like have done

>Good fucking Lord! Zipangu loves axing the interesting shit made by people who have actual minds, instead they promote brain dead stories made for NEETs and their self insert bullshit, fucking hell.

>> No.36487676
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36487676

KNEEL!

>> No.36487758

>>36487676
what a nice snake

>> No.36487774

>>36487676
>overly dramatic pharaoh needs to rehearse all her encounters

>> No.36487775

>>36487676
I will nickname her Zod

>> No.36487791
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36487791

>trips and falls into hag

>> No.36487796

>>36487775
She's doing a pose from One Piece though

>> No.36487814

>>36487796
True, but I think getting compared to hancock would offend her

>> No.36487860

>>36487814
But surely she's going to act as lovey-dovey as her

>> No.36488054

>>36487791
>gets stuck in the chest until she goes home back and bath. Because she genuinely didn’t notice (You)

>> No.36488073

>>36487791
>she has now a bf cause I fell asleep in between her tits

>> No.36488098

>>36487791
oh nooo, her purity is ruined, guess it's marriage time

>> No.36488183

>>36487791
>fall on nipple and suck

>> No.36488216
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36488216

Happy Cirno day, MGT!

>> No.36488317

>>36488183
fermented hag milk!

>> No.36488320

>>36487676
Can I beg for mercy?

>> No.36488346

>>36488216
happy cirno day, anon!

>> No.36488406

do one-eyed monster girls look better with or without noses?

>> No.36488485
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36488485

What species was this again?

>> No.36488491

>>36488485
Witch.

>> No.36488509

>>36488485
if I see this witch, I m running the fuck away

>> No.36488511

I have to ask....

Is there a monster girl version of the pointing soijaks?

>> No.36488517

>>36488485
The Immense identity fuckery of that ending
>>36488509
She's married, its all good

>> No.36488657
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36488657

>gf asks you how she looks in a bunny suit
>literally couldn't tell that's what she was wearing

>> No.36488687

>>36488406
If there's no nose, how can I kiss theirs?

>> No.36488724
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36488724

>>36488406
Noses are fine if the eye is not drawn fucking gigantic compared to the rest of her face, otherwise it's fine to skip it if you can't make it look good. I prefer to imagine them with noses because I wouldn't want a Cyclops wife to be a mouthbreather.

>> No.36488758
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36488758

You’ve angered your vampire boss, what do you do?

>> No.36488765

>>36488758
uhhhh ask for a raise?

>> No.36488769

>>36488758
all I said that her way of running the business is ancient and archaic

>> No.36488772

>>36488758
Pocket garlic and then hide in her coffin

>> No.36488773

>>36488758
Break out the UV flashlight

>> No.36488788

>>36488485
>wut species?
Obviously a Shapeshifter.
Do not trust.

>> No.36488847
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>> No.36488875

>>36488765
>...ask for a raise.
*You better achieve a raise, fast.

>> No.36488900

>>36488758
At any rate it can't be helped

>> No.36488906
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36488906

This is the ideal body type

>> No.36488998
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>>36488847

>> No.36489004
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>>36488906
No, this is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.36489010
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36489010

>>36488788
>>36488788
Philosophical question.
>Anon meets a [unspecified-species] Mamono
> becomes Anon's F/FWB/Waifu
> after a while, you begin to suspect she's a Doppeller
Wut du?
>try to trick her into changing
>try to catch her out letting her facade slip
>say 'is there any secrets you want to share..?'
>[shrug] you're happy, she's happy, better not to ask, better not to know
>drop hints you'd be interesting in 'spicing things up' with maybe her 'roleplaying' other species
Can you still get it up with the sneaking suspicion you're actually likely to be putting your dick in some Eldritch Horror's seventh nostril??

>> No.36489022

>>36488758
Tell her I could burn the place down.

>> No.36489081

>>36489010
Just say, "it's okey honey, I know, don't worry about it". She will either confirm or deny any assumptions you have made if you are patient enough for her to open up to you

>> No.36489230

>>36488906
I agree, A little pudge is good

>> No.36489313
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36489313

>>36489004
SNUG.

>> No.36489408

>>36487408
Just use the door, please.

>> No.36489486
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>>36489313
It's understated how snuggly they are.

>> No.36489516
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>>36487357

>> No.36489546
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>> No.36489592

Which monsters will ask you politely if they can rape you but will do it regardless of what you say?

>> No.36489608

>>36489592
you've asked this before, is it your fetish or something?

>> No.36489614
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36489614

Dumb dog, with those big droopy ears. I bet you she can't hear shit.

>> No.36489660

>>36488906
This is the same jabber that's always hanging out with that gazer, right? Are the guy and said gazer friends/ married too?

>> No.36489671
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36489671

>>36489592
>ask politely during the day
>web you up and rape you as soon as the sun sets

>> No.36489693
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>>36487357
Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.36489735

>>36487357
>When she gives you that look...
does she know my dark secret?

>> No.36489750
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36489750

>>36489660
On Twitter, Jabberwock is @jabberfag and Gazer is @apm_ax. There's not much of Gazer with her husband but there is some art floating around pun intended.

>> No.36489788

>>36489750
Ahh, thanks.

>> No.36489825
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36489825

Betray your country. Commit high treason. Give over national secrets and let your nation become a new demon realm all because a lilim asked politely.

>> No.36489844
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>> No.36489848

>>36489825
Only if she agrees to marry me

>> No.36489862

>>36489825
Never; she'll have to rape it out of me.

>> No.36489884
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36489884

>>36487357

>> No.36489959

>>36489884
put it in your mouth
do it

>> No.36490023
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>>36487373

>> No.36490044
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36490044

>>36487403
Worship the lolibaba mistress

>> No.36490143
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36490143

>>36490044

>> No.36490147

>>36489735
And that is?

>> No.36490225

>>36490044
>>36490143
I respect no loli, they are children to me

>> No.36490315

>>36490225
We know, you feel the need to tell us any time anyone posts one.

>> No.36490407
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36490407

Hags you called FAT strip (You) naked and are sitting on you. Soon enough Ryu reporters will arrive at the scene.
How do you solve this conundrum?

>> No.36490429

>>36490407
give 'em a goddamn show

>> No.36490468

>>36490407
YOU CAN HUMILIATE ME ALL YOU WANT, THAT WONT MAKE YOU THINNER YOU HEAVYWEIGHTS. REPORTER RYU, LET EVERYBODY KNOW, THESE HAGS CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH THEY ARE F

>> No.36490493

>>36490407
I always did want to be in a porno

>> No.36490543

>>36490407
this is why I lift, I surely can lift them off me....

>> No.36490667
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36490667

>>36489750
No way you can not be in awe of Gazerfag's dedication.

>> No.36490686
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36490686

>>36490225
I respect the lolis that are children

>> No.36490715

>>36490225
So nanoka?

>> No.36490718

>>36490468
Congrats on starring on your first porn movie

>> No.36490744
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>>36487357

>> No.36490749
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36490749

>>36490429
>>36490493
Anons no! You can’t ruin your modeling career like that!

>> No.36490780

>>36490749
wouldn't it actually grow from that?

>> No.36490814

>>36490749
Is this the full pic or a crop? SauceNAO is giving me nothing.

>> No.36490832

>>36490749
Being a regular on HAGGED doesn't seem so bad to me.

>> No.36490850

>>36490667
I respect every waifufag, even the horridly degenerate ones

>> No.36490864

>>36490814
It’s all I got when I saved it. No idea if there even is a full pic.

>> No.36490881

>>36490814
It's cropped.

>> No.36490898

>>36490832
titles like "little red riding hood and the old dirty wolf" the candleboy, and many more

>> No.36490933
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>>36490898
So like, wolf girls have a fetish for boys wearing red hoods, snake girls for bunny ears, angel girls for naked etc.?

>> No.36490994
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>> No.36490995

>>36490933
I'd imagine so

>> No.36491035

>>36488517
>>36488485
>ending
what this from? I am very interested

>> No.36491073

>>36491035
Second fallen maidens gasdsx2me

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>>36490994
Lims aren't real.

>> No.36491222
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36491222

>>36487425
>>36487408
need creepy cyborg wife

>> No.36491293

>>36491222
I didn't realize Blame! was so erotic

>> No.36491336
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36491336

Reminder that refusing to fuck angels is a literal sin

>> No.36491346

>>36491336
but I am in wonderland, there are no actual angels here

>> No.36491360
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36491360

>>36491293
it is subtlely erotic
https://youtu.be/jZxNr0DrmAU

>> No.36491573

>>36488758
Get killed, and beg her to do it with the least amount of pain possible

>> No.36491584
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36491584

A new chapter of Berserk is out. Cute elf lady made pumpkin pie for everyone.

https://mangadex.org/chapter/662a4e07-2029-4f83-861a-8fb4e09ebb43/1

>> No.36491587

>>36490143
Thighs to worship

>> No.36491594
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36491594

I was told people here like the !Egyptian schedule dog. Here's a pic that was published today

>> No.36491612

>>36491584
>new chapter of Berserk is out
>>36491584
How is thst possible?

>> No.36491629

>>36491612
Miura was working on this when he died. They published it now. There's a naked boy riding on a naked mermaid. Happy times. This is the end.

>> No.36491658

>>36490749
The size on that hand... Is that a Troll?

>> No.36491683
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>>36487357

>> No.36491712

>>36491683
why does sister amelia have such fluffy hands?

>> No.36491786

>>36491584
>final manuscript
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.36491818

>>36491712
it's a birth condition, stop asking about it you're being rude

>> No.36491845

>>36491818
I don't want to be rude but why the chain and choker on her neck, is it to show penance?

>> No.36491875

>>36491845
no, she just lost the crucifix that was at the end of the chain

>> No.36491922

>>36491845
Yes, the choker is common practice among the sect she originally hails from. And before you ask, all foreigners have those head protusions and ears shaped like that.

>> No.36491976

>>36491922
...I don't think that's right. I'm going to go talk to the priest.

>> No.36491996

>>36491629
>This is the end.
My heart
It hurts

>> No.36492005
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36492005

>>36491922
>>36491976
I wouldn't be surprised, just look at sister Teresa

>> No.36492013
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36492013

>>36491996
Let the wise owl of the woods cheer you up

>> No.36492031

>>36491976
>For doubting our holy sister Amelia you must commit penance.
>The two of you will be locked in a soundproofed room until you work out your issues

>> No.36492049

>>36491875
It must have been a massive crucifix.

>> No.36492085

>>36491336
Seriously, all the CG needed to do was to figure out how to undo limiters via positive affection and it would just be a non-stop arms war of sex between both sides.

>> No.36492112

>>36492013
We must create art, little owl. We must express these feels.

>> No.36492113

>>36490994
now draw viccy buying wonder bread

>> No.36492130

>Upsides to looting a hibernating dragon’s hoard:
>Treasure
>the dragon probably won’t wake up for another few years
>Downsides to looting a hibernating dragon’s hoard
>She might reflexively grab you and use you as a daki
>the dragon probably won’t wake up for another few years

>> No.36492137

>>36492031
That's fine. I'm sure we can resolve things through peaceful debate.

>> No.36492150

>>36492130
>not stealing the dragon as well
you are a stupid thief

>> No.36492152

>>36492113
Pay me

>> No.36492213
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>>36492130
>caring about the gold when there's a perfectly good dragon right there
It's like you don't even want dragonborn babies.

>> No.36492293
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36492293

Interview time! Anon can you explain why you're still a virgin? And why is your taste in porn so weird?

>> No.36492299

>>36492293
For my own reasons.

>> No.36492305

>>36492293
I'm afraid of commitment and there's nothing weird about my tastes.

>> No.36492306

>>36492293
What does Aya's sweat taste like?

>> No.36492317

>>36492293
1. How did you get into my house
2. I’m calling the cops

>> No.36492340
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>>36492293
recluse 21 year old and there is nothing wrong with liking meaty monster milfs with nice plump lips

>> No.36492358

>>36492213
I’m gonna go flirt with Alduin to see what happens

>> No.36492366
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>>36492293
Because I'm socially awkward and afraid of rejection.
I enjoy weird porn like vore and bestiality because I satisfy my sexual desires through masturbation. However I've been masturbating for years and years, and as a result, I need to wank it to more extreme content to get the same amount of enjoyment as I did when I first started.

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366

>> No.36492396

>>36492382
Ms. Succ can help by sucking my wiener and unfucking my mind.

>> No.36492416

>>36492293
because I spent my life being the boring guy that is not fun to hang around on happy days but the one people like to talk to when they are feeling like shit and need someone to console them.

>> No.36492429
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>>36492306
It tastes like obnoxious journalist

>> No.36492432

>>36492137
o ye of too much faith

>> No.36492441
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>>36492293
>why you're still a virgin?
>why is your taste in porn so weird?
Why not?

>> No.36492450

>>36492441
Sends-Mixed-Messages is a very desirable young woman

>> No.36492457

>>36492293
Because I'm unattractive and liking muscular ladies is not that weird.

>> No.36492461

>>36492293
Crippling anxiety, got sucked into a bunch of degenerate shit early.

>> No.36492486

>>36492293
I am not a virgin and other lies you can tell

>> No.36492492
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>>36492457
this

>> No.36492506
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>>36492293
because you're not real.

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>> No.36492515

>>36492293
I'm not, and I've been paying for my recklessness ever since. As for my tastes, well...don't we all just want someone who gives a fuck about us, warts and all?

>> No.36492517
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>>36491200
They are very much real, now lay down and let them sit on your face

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>>36492514

>> No.36492537

>>36492506
Imagine being Aya's boyfriend. You'd have to deal with her constant terrible schemes, and a long list of people coming to complain about her fake news.

>> No.36492547

>>36492450
Pick up a stick and slowly, carefully now, agitate the hell out of this snake.

>> No.36492586
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>>36492514
>>36492533
I'll be damned, Anon did deliver!

>> No.36492588

>>36492514
>>36492533
Source?

>> No.36492600
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>>36492293
I don't like whores and 3D is PD. I don't watch porn.

>> No.36492649

>>36492586
>>36492588

And this is far from the complete thing. It is a commission from Captain in progress

https://twitter.com/ivancyxic

>> No.36492813

>>36492547
aw hell no

>> No.36492826

>>36492450
>young
doubt

>> No.36492827

>>36492514
>>36492533

Bro it is nice, but if it is still in progress, do you think you could make her shorter? She is way too big.

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>>36492827
>She is way too big.

>> No.36492851

>>36492827
Jinkos are supposed to be big.

>> No.36492865

>>36492827
>She is way too big
just say you are gay and go, we understand

>> No.36492886

>>36489010
The problem of suspecting but not knowing for sure
>Anon goes into town on his own for something
>meets a hot [different species] Mamono- girl
>shes flirting, getting almost rapey, pretty irresistable...
Ohshit, is it your actual waifu?
>is this some kind of loyalty test?
>is it some kinky roleplay game?
Say yes or say nope, either way there's a big chance you're about to fuck things up

>> No.36492888

36492827
>too big
unlike your 1 inch wonder

>> No.36492893
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36492893

Why's she looking so smug?

>> No.36492923
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>>36492005
Some of these priestesses are too breedable. Probably already deep in the monsterization process.

>> No.36492930

>>36490814
Looks like guda and scathach from fgo

>> No.36492931
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36492931

>>36492827
>>>>too big

>> No.36492937

>>36492517
>now lay down and let them sit on your face
How long will the mindbreak last?

>> No.36492953 [SPOILER] 
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>>36492923
for real, its like they are holy succs or something

>> No.36492959

>>36492937
You will start enjoying it religiously soon enough if that’s what you are asking
But she won’t be lifting her ass any soon.

>> No.36493009

>>36492953
You know it. Succs hiding their monster features is probably second nature to them.

>> No.36493029

>>36492959
Divine lilim ass too OP.

>> No.36493049

>>36493029
>divine

>> No.36493050

>>36492893
She is playing 8th dimensional chess and has already cornered (you) and set you up with your future wife. Feel free to struggle, she likes it

>> No.36493062

I need a BEEG yeti to carry me around in her big paws like her teddy bear

>> No.36493063
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>>36493049
>He thinks the Order has the holy beings.
How are the lilim not goddesses? How are they not divine, huh?

>> No.36493067

>>36492851
>Jinkos are supposed to be big.

Proof?

>> No.36493080

>>36493063
because they are dorks

>> No.36493129
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>>36493067

>> No.36493135
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>>36493067
KC outright calls them massive.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/374868243971719168?s=19
And it only makes sense that tiger girls are larger than regular cat girls.

>> No.36493185
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36493185

>>36493129
Carole Baskin won't stop me from training and fucking my tiger wife

>> No.36493192

>>36493009
Succs are very good at hiding their monster parts because order boys are their main prey

>> No.36493232

>>36493192
Evolution is crazy

>> No.36493239
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36493239

>>36487357

>> No.36493250

Hags won't leave me alone, saying I'm just a kid and need to be protected. It's getting to the point where they won't let me go to the bathroom alone. Any advice ?

>> No.36493262

>>36493250
just ignore them

>> No.36493266 [SPOILER] 
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36493266

>>36493250

>> No.36493281

>>36493250
Find a girlfriend in your preferred age bracket.

>> No.36493310

>>36493250
fuck 'em to show how much of a man you are

>> No.36493311

>>36493262
Well, when I ignore them they get really frustrated and try to not let me get out of the house as a punishment

>> No.36493328

>>36493250
Just hug them, close your eyes, pretend to doze off and say the four forbidden words I love you granny

>> No.36493334

>>36493311
don't you own your home?

>> No.36493358

>>36493334
Children aren’t allowed to own homes

>> No.36493361

>>36493334
They kind of administrated it

>> No.36493424

>>36493361
>administrated
so you don't have the deed or true ownership? was it free?

>> No.36493438

>>36492923
open bobs show vagene

>> No.36493455

>>36493358
I am not a child, I am just shy of 21

>> No.36493477

>>36491360
danger-sexy, just like monster girls, awsome!

>> No.36493489

>>36492923
>Travel to Zipangu to do some sightseeing.
>Realize when you get there all the hotels are filled up or way too expensive.
>You ask around town and learn that a small shrine to a fertility goddess might take guests.
>It's a good walk away from town and taken care of by only a single shrine maiden.
>She agrees to take you in and shows you the shrine before preparing a bed for you.
>She assaults you that night, calling you youkai bait and saying this is payment for staying here and to keep you safe.
>Spend the rest of your visit seeing what Zipangu has to offer and dealing with the most sexually repressed shrine maiden in the world.

>> No.36493506

>>36493424
let's say it is MY proprerty but under "friendly" forceful protection

>> No.36493519

>>36493506
don't tell me... you pay with your body

>> No.36493549
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36493549

>>36492827
Not only will I not make them shorter, I had a princess carrying scene added

>> No.36493552

>>36493549
nice

>> No.36493554

>>36493519
Well the word " pay " is wrong. Let's say "robbed"

>> No.36493557

>>36493549
You are a hero.

>> No.36493576

>>36493549

Sorry, her not *them*

>> No.36493583

>>36493554
I sold my body for my protection, the hags come in every night and fuck me without mercy

>> No.36493599

>>36493583
what do you need to be protected from ?

>> No.36493603

>>36493583
>>36493554
Oh that's a far more simple situation than it seems, all you have to do is propose. Best of luck.

>> No.36493617

>>36493599
I live near a sabbath recruitment center

>> No.36493620

>>36493549
NOOOOOOOOO
STOP THAT YOU ARE MAKING HUMAN BOYS BELIEVE HAGS ARE BETTER THAN SABBATH

>> No.36493635

>>36493620
seething loli hands typed this

>> No.36493638

>>36493617
Oooooooh, I understand now.

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>>36493549
God bless you.

>> No.36493665

>>36493603
but I like being taken by old nasty monsters and being used as their sexual relief

>> No.36493666

>>36493620
>>36493635
>le hag
>le
loli
it's just a normal looking jinko you retards

>> No.36493675

>>36493665
oh that won't change at all, if anything it'll get "worse" but you'll probably have an easier time leaving the house.

>> No.36493693

>>36493666
I didn't say it was a loli (nor a hag for the matter), just accused anon of being one

>> No.36493695

>>36493666
thanks, satan for the reality check

>> No.36493696

>being princess carried in a position your dick is lodged between her BEEG tits
>Every step she makes you involuntarily pump her chest. By the time she gets (You) to bed you have come and now she has the excuse to force you to bath together.
>After bath she tries to carry you back, dick gets lodged in chest
>Rinse and repeat
It's a vicious cycle, which is why you should just join the Sabbath instead.

>> No.36493700

>>36493693
don't ever respond to one of my posts again

>> No.36493714

Sabbath propaganda is everywhere
Go look at pictures of big tiddy instead

>> No.36493717

>>36493696
>500 cunni munei has been deposited in your account

>> No.36493733

>>36493700
hehe :)

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>>36493666
You either operate on false dichotomy or you are against my preferred body type.
>>36493696
Sounds good, what were you saying about Sabbath again?

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36493766

>>36493549
baste tiger fucker

>> No.36493779

>>36493717
What can I buy with said cunny money?

>> No.36493791
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>>36493696
oh no?!

>> No.36493801

>>36492923
The laziest, but loving monster-miko-to-be wife.

>> No.36493809

>>36493779
what do you think?

>> No.36493813

>>36493809
Cookies?

>> No.36493824

>>36492533

I don't know if this was intentional, but I really liked the fact that the kiss looks like she is biting him near, it looks like she is literally eating him.

>> No.36493856
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36493856

Hags that got really emotional they finally have found love

>> No.36493858

>>36493620

Hey, I think that shorstack oppai muscular loli Jinkos that are 1/4 of your side but can still beat the crap out of you and anyone that threatens you and protects you is very nice too. I acquired that taste by reading the Panty Raiders Jinko chapter when the Russian guy gets beaten up and about to be raped by a mantlet Jinko.

>> No.36493911

>>36493858
>Oppai loli
>Shortstack
Pleonasm much

>> No.36493996

>>36493858
>>36493911
Shortstacks are oppai, but not loli. Oppai shortstack is indeed a pleonasm.

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>>36492514
>>36492533

Btw guys, I also commissioned a while ago from Yananon this story

https://pastebin.com/RLvKBnD8

I just commissioned from him another similar story, this time featuring Alto-Eris. If you liked Leia's story, you should love this one.

>> No.36494008

>>36493813
>he doesn't know

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>>36493549
Anon, I can respect you, and I do it so much that I attempted to make a drawing of her even bigger before remembering I dont know how to draw

>> No.36494024
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36494024

hey, is the shrine maiden looking kinda off today

>> No.36494026

>>36493666
Satan of truth?

>> No.36494032

>>36494024
Man, I wish someone would sell me some high quality news papers.

>> No.36494039

>>36493549
So where are the babies.

>> No.36494042

>>36494032
>>>>>>high quailty
lmao

>> No.36494045

>>36494008
I don't know what else you could buy with those, since it makes no sense for Sabbath's onii-chans to be charged for access to cunny.

>> No.36494059

>>36494016
>When you just couldn't shut up and made your already huge Jinko wife get into bodybuilding while fucking her into making her bigger

>> No.36494060

>>36494045
its for getting higher positions in the sabbath

>> No.36494062

>>36491594
! !

>> No.36494069

>>36494045
you can redeem them for outfits to put on your familiar

>> No.36494084

>>36494062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWNnGrSOPo

>> No.36494088
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36494088

such mysterious creatures

>> No.36494105

>>36494088
she just wants you to check her tonsils

>> No.36494180

>>36491996
;_;

>> No.36494207

don't ever cosplay as a male alice in wonderland

>> No.36494240
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>>36494207
The ground is down, the sky is up, and Alice is meant to be alone.

>> No.36494398

>>36493801
These zipangu mikos will have better excuses to just chill at home when they are turned into broodmothers.

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>>36487357

>> No.36494463
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36494463

>>36487357

>> No.36494483
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36494483

Never tell dragon cultists you are a virgin.
You WILL wake up bound and gagged on an altar as "tribute"

>> No.36494492

>>36494483
I just did, now what?

>> No.36494516

>>36494492
Please pack yourself into a box for easy transport to the ritual site

>> No.36494529

>>36494516
can't I doll myself up for my date?

>> No.36494544

>>36494529
you could but be aware they might tear your clothes open

>> No.36494571

>>36494544
I'm sure that the dragon can be reasoned with and I can get to know her

>> No.36494621
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36494621

please

>> No.36494628

>>36494571
I'm sure you can, afterwards.

>> No.36494743

>>36494483
#notalldragoncults
we make sure we find the best fit for dragons, then bind them on sacrificial altars

>> No.36494779

>>36494483
No, I am pure and unsullied and much too young for them. I have a whole life before me. I will not be some dragons boytoy

>> No.36494825

>>36492293
>why you're still a virgin?
I jumped straight from awkward teen into a decade+ of mental illness fueled reclusion
>why is your taste in porn so weird?
hey hey hey, these days I'm clean- but yeah. that was a dark time of my life and chasing the porn high took me to some unsavory places.
Anyway.... have any single friends, Ms. Tengu? Trying to get out of my shell, you understand..

>> No.36494845

>>36492517
i don't want lim to sit on my face
I want them to sit on my dick

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>>36487357

>> No.36494862

>>36492514
>>36492533
>>36493549
I'm not a huge Jinko fan, but you draw her really well- and I do appreciate that particular scale of Bigness, so bravo

>> No.36494873

>>36494853
got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.
I'm hot for teacher

>> No.36494909

>>36494873
That's not a hakutaku, anon, please

>> No.36494910

I'm so hungry I can eat a horse

>> No.36494917

>>36494909
other monsters can be teachers

>> No.36494921

>>36494917
well, they shouldn't

>> No.36494928

>>36494921
>t.haku fearing her job is about to get snatched

>> No.36494949

>>36494928
please stop accusing me of being a Hakutaku, it's 5th time this week.

>> No.36494959

>>36494949
it's the*, pardon me.

>> No.36494962

Do they sell mge figures?

>> No.36494969

>>36494949
>>36494959
watevr u say haq taco

>> No.36494972

>>36494959
a non-haku would not have corrected herself

>> No.36495005

what monsters other than hakutaku, would be good teachers?

>> No.36495038
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36495038

>when the holst milk finally kicks in

>> No.36495065
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36495065

>>36495005
Lich for hard science, Demon for humanities.

>> No.36495072
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>> No.36495074

>>36494969
>>36494972
please, I just don't like leaving my mistakes unfixed...
>>36495005
I appreciate your wording. I'd say Liches.

>> No.36495096

>>36494862

I did not draw her, only commission her, I draw worse than a kid. He is the one that draw her, so all credits go to him:

https://twitter.com/ivancyxic

>> No.36495127 [DELETED] 

>>36494007
>It was already cramped enough being inside of one of these changing rooms alone, but having a dragon twice your size in here was a completely different ordeal.
>Leia's insides are irresistibly tight, perhaps in part due to her muscular build
>She forces his head against her glistening wet abdominal muscles.

Why do you have to have all your commissioned girls looking like giant muscle walls? At least I hope the new one will look normal given she is not muscular in the image you linked.

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>> No.36495200

>>36495072
Why does she look tired?

>> No.36495229

>>36495178
Man, that sushi sure is uppity.

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>>36495200
Anyone would be tired if they had to micromanage Anon's mess of a life

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36495264

>>36495243
But she gets nightly toe bean massages!

>> No.36495378

Reminder that wind and fire come from the Goddesses of the sky. But Vulcan is your Goddess, and she lives in the Earth.

>> No.36495431

if you could star in your porno, what monsters and what would be the theme

>> No.36495456

>>36495431
I don't want people I don't know getting off to me...

>> No.36495484
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>>36495431
>vamp HAG drains anon DRY of BLOOD and CUM until he's fucking DEAD

>> No.36495489

>>36495431
Hellhound and Manticore gangbang in the locker room.

>> No.36495532

>>36495484
God i wish

>> No.36495549

>>36495532
>>>36495484
>and then a lich revives him AND THEY DO IT ALL AGAIN

>> No.36495552

>>36495431
hmm, maybe a journey to the west one? With a Kakuen for Sun Wukong, High Orc for Zhu Bajie, a Hakutaku for Sanzang... I don't know who could be Sha Wujing, maybe a Dorome or Gnome? Or it could be me and the movie is just the part of the tale where Sanzang's party subdue him.

>> No.36495562

Your Anubis wife just handed you a spreadsheet of all the times in the month you have refused sex, which are.... 2, which are a lot by mamono standards. You barely remember them but she did and handed them to you in a very detailed chart with a long explanation of why they were not valid reasons. She hands you the schedule for today with a huge activity called "PUNISHMENT" in red letters that lasts from tonight until next next day. Can you escape? How fucked up are you?

>> No.36495568

>>36495431
young anon in wonderland

>> No.36495581
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36495581

>>36495562
>can you escape?
what a question

>> No.36495621

>>36495552
Ms.Hakutaku trying to post while stealthily making herself the protagonist, go back to your school hag!

>> No.36495622
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36495622

>>36495431
Ultraman parody with a dragon girl and a model city.

>> No.36495663

>>36495431
I wake uo in an old seemingly abandoned mansion but erotic traps are abound and many monsters lurk in its depth, will I fall or will I be able to leave

>> No.36495666

>>36495431
"Poor Little White Boy"

>> No.36495696

>>36495431
Thirst in the HolstBarn 2: Double the Thirst

>> No.36495715

>>36495666
but which monsters, satan?

>> No.36495718
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36495718

I wish a genie would sit on my face

>> No.36495720

>>36495431
>Dragon's and everything that they can do to you
It is never released. It is locked away in the hoard because dragon wife doesn't want to share

>> No.36495724

>>36495431
Little slut submits to a huge bodybuilder monster girl and her pussy.

>> No.36495728

>>36495715
anon, I think Satan is the one typing what she wants

>> No.36495756

>>36495456
>not wanting to be known

>> No.36495758

>>36495431
Ero horror where a shoggoth pursues me through a city over the course of a week, eventually finding where I live and forcing me to flee and live on the streets/dingy motels. From start to finish she starts by replacing mundane things around the city such as a dinner plate in a restaurant or a fire hydrant until it culminates into replacing a whole street that I get tricked into walking on until it sinks like quicksand.

>> No.36495797

>>36495456
don't worry, they will pixelate your face

>> No.36495810

>>36495797
>>36495756
after careful thought I posted the journey to the west reply >>36495552

>> No.36495849

>>36495756
There are things that are better kept for your wife's eyes only.

>> No.36495909

>>36492514

Can you imagine how fucking hot it must be to have your Jinko wife drink the doppelganger potion and get sandwiched by 5 huge Jinkos? Or how safe you must feel walking around while being escorted by 5 Jinkos.

>> No.36495925
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36495925

>"Anon, as much as I'd like to suck your soul out through your dick, could you please bring up your grades first?"

>> No.36495980
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36495980

how do I mere a proud dragon? I really want a dragon maid

>> No.36495989

>>36495980
wrestle her into submission

>> No.36496001

>>36495989
Anon we all know this doesn't work on dragons unlike all the toher monsters. There is a reason they are all prideful incels that die virgins that end up as zombies.

>> No.36496017

>>36496001
>can't even wrestle a mere dragon

>> No.36496056
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>>36493080
fuck the shut up

>> No.36496062

>>36495925
seems like the teacher doesn't want to put extra any effort...

>> No.36496107
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36496107

>>36496056
Look at this creature and tell me it is not a megadweeb

>> No.36496121

>>36496062
Please anon, she just wants you to try to pass third grade this year.

>> No.36496153

>>36496121
I already graduated, thank you. I'm just saying that she's not providing enough stimulus to make her student eager to achieve said grades.

>> No.36496178

>>36495925
im sorry, your body is too alluring, I cannot focus on anything, even now I close my eyes to not turn into a animal

>> No.36496247
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>>36496153
You're being sent to detention with miss minotaur. She'll give you all the 'stimulus' you need and then some.

>> No.36496257

>>36496247
>detention
but I am not a school boy anymore

>> No.36496260

>>36496247
but I am a teacher...

>> No.36496317

>>36496260
The principal believes you are the reason your students are underperforming, so Ms. Minotaur has been assigned to help you reevaluate your methods and attitude.

>> No.36496360

MG developed game where you have to fill out a personality forum that pings the phone of every nearby compatible monster girl before you can play.

>> No.36496366

>>36495925
uh.... tits?

>> No.36496379

>>36496317
b-but my class is right after Ms.Succubus's gym class! of course they are tired! this is so unfair...

>> No.36496390

>>36496360
like pokemon's mystery dungeon but with a catch? I like it, it would need some kind of truth rune or spell in order to get the ideal results though

>> No.36496406

>>36496390
Put it in the EULA that nobody ever reads.

>> No.36496448

>>36496360
Fuck telemetry, stick to completely offline games.
>>36496379
Mrs. Lich has classes after Ms. Succubus as well, yet she achieves satisfactory average of grades for her students and doesn't need to make excuses.

>> No.36496456
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36496456

Just an inncocent jub peacefully sitting by herself.

>> No.36496457

>>36496448
Hey that's not fair, that zombie can't even get tired! She probably spikes the room with magic or something!

>> No.36496466

What do you do if you have ideas to write but are afraid of failure, aside from sudoku?

>> No.36496468

>Dragon is a computer nerd
>Her hoard is just a pile of flash drives with all sorts of digital shit on them

>> No.36496478

is it that obvious?

>> No.36496481

>>36496468
Gonna walk in with a magnet.

>> No.36496503

>>36496457
You better learn some magic too, Mr. Anon, or it's up to Ms. Minotaur to teach you how to motivate your students.
>>36496466
Just write without intending to show it to anyone. If it's good, great, you can share it with others. If it's shit, you don't have to show it to anyone and you had some practice so you get better.

>> No.36496513
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36496513

>>36496456
Jub gonna get some. Right now.

>> No.36496514

>>36496456
>jubjub .4 seconds before rape- 2021, decolorized

>> No.36496515

which mg would you bully because you were peer pressured to by frat bro paladins?

>> No.36496522

>>36496448
I should have followed my Hakutaku's mentor guidance and went into research instead...
>>36496457
please anon, while one is categorically correct (and the other is very likely) , we shouldn't call Ms.Lich a zombie, it's a bit insulting, and she's allowed to use magic in class as long as it pertains to the school's objectives
>>36496503
That's something a bit unreasonable to ask, we're teachers, not mages

>> No.36496527

>>36496515
the salamander, of course, fights dont start themselves

>> No.36496538
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36496538

>>36496466
As long as you don't have dumb shit like monsterboys or ntr in your writing these threads won't jump down your throat. I don't think we get enough writing to be too picky

>> No.36496539

>>36496515
None of them, because the Paladins are determined to not let (you) fall into monster hands.
Their struggles may or may not be futile as their insistence on keeping you safe just paints a bigger target on your back

>> No.36496573

>>36496522
>it's a bit insulting,
Hey that creepy woman started it when she called me a "warmie", whatever that means.

>> No.36496588

>>36496466
fail faster. Make use of your ideas with the set intention of failing sooner rather than later, present your failure and enjoy the good parts that ended up in your manuscript

>> No.36496607

so sad to hear that Druella is suffering from lichma

>> No.36496619

36496607
get better biat, cringe chesh

>> No.36496620

>>36496607
Who is Hokma?

>> No.36496633

>>36496573
oh I'm sure she didn't mean it in a bad way. And when you think about it humans are to Liches in a similar way that Ignis are to humans.

>> No.36496636
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36496636

>>36496607
It's spelled "ligma", you dumbass.

>> No.36496669

>>36496636
Ligma balls Ms. Haku LMAOOOOOO

>> No.36496702
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36496702

Why wouldn't anyone not want fat cheshire ass in their face at a moments notice

>> No.36496714

>>36496702
me, I want jabber mouths on mine

>> No.36496723

>>36496702
because cats hatred of bath water makes them really bad at cleaning themselves

>> No.36496725
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36496725

"please dont... move... want... your mouth..."

>> No.36496727

>>36496669
careful, anon, that's how I got married to my hakutaku.

>> No.36496739

>>36496466
Years ago I wrote something that pissed someone off enough that she basically stalked me,
Then i deleted everything and disappeared onljne.

>> No.36496740

>>36496702
Cheshires that teleport their ass in your face are old hat. Consider Cheshire that teleports to have her face in your crotch and really wants to be teabagged by you.

>> No.36496747

>>36496633
Yeah but it still feels rude, sometimes I feel her smug aura looking at me because of her class having high grades.

>> No.36496760

>>36496747
just bang her

>> No.36496783

>>36496747
well, maybe you should talk it out with her? she seems pretty amicable with all the others, maybe it's a personal thing?

>> No.36496787

>>36496760
Never

>> No.36496792

>>36496787
why not?

>> No.36496793

>>36496760
That means she wins, anon. I can't let that happen.

>>36496783
Eh, she probably just doesn't like me.

>> No.36496796

>>36496725
Wish this guy wasn't such a weirdo about people translating his stuff. His lamia content is 11/10

>> No.36496822

>>36496792
https://youtu.be/uYX3vJnD2-E

>> No.36496864
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36496864

I want her to shove my face between her breasts while she envelops me with her cape.

>> No.36496905

>>36496725
gosh i want a monster waifu that shuts me up with deep kisses

>> No.36496919

If a monster girl won't let you pee in her, does she even love you?

>> No.36496920

>>36496456
Post the Automaton one you coward.

>> No.36496939

>>36496740
>Cheshire prankster offers you a chair
>Think she'll pull it out when you try to sit in it
>She won't leave you alone till you fall for it so you turn around and sit down
>Fail to notice cheshire paws pantsing you as you sit down right into her face
>Jerks you off while licking your balls with her rough tongue
>Blow the hardest load in your life when she starts rimming you

>> No.36496947

>>36496905
>try to explain your favorite franchise to your Wurm waifu
>every time she gets a headache she tackles you and kisses you for a while until she feels better

>> No.36496995
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36496995

>>36496513
No one came to save Wendi

>> No.36497004

>>36496995
The wendi saved herself, they are creatures that do not need rescue

>> No.36497014
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36497014

How do I counter edgy lilims?

>> No.36497017

>>36496995
he'll come back, they always come back

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>>36497004

>> No.36497043

>>36497014
make fun of her, hard to be edgy while being mocked

>> No.36497054

>>36497014
just don't be edgy and make her feel embarrassed

>> No.36497065
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36497065

>>36497014
giant robots
bitches loves giant robots

>> No.36497068

>>36497014
be as lovey-dovey as possible

>> No.36497072

>>36497065
no. they love big ass cannons

>> No.36497106

>>36497014
Join her in her edginess and try to guide her chunni tendencies into something she can laugh about instead of something she cant back down from, either that or introduce her to cardboard crack and make her addicted to TCGs

>> No.36497119

>>36497106
CCGs are a better choice

>> No.36497120

>>36497014
Make fun of her weird pseudo-Nazi outfit and then tell her that not even enslaving men and establishing government-issued husbands will not land her a man

>> No.36497140
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36497140

>>36496725
I want to have my mouth molested so much.
I just hope that mamono mana can turn dental crowns into real teeth, would really suck if a really intense kissing sension ended up dislodging your teeth.

>> No.36497144
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36497144

Do MG magazines recommend being funny?

>> No.36497156

>>36497140
i dunno man for some reason that pic gives me Junji Ito vibes

>> No.36497157

>tfw firefox updated and now I can post images

Noice.

>> No.36497169

>>36497157
?

>> No.36497174
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>>36487357

>> No.36497183
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>>36497140
I just want a lamia to ruin me with kisses. That's all.

>> No.36497185
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36497185

>>36497156
Have this then

>> No.36497189

>>36497157
Glad I wasn't the only one getting weird image ip range bans.

>> No.36497192

>>36497140
either that or a natural tooth will grow back in its place, pushing the crown out. I wish you the best of luck

>> No.36497195

>>36497157
holy shit it works

>> No.36497196
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>>36497156
>Junji Ito

>> No.36497198

>>36497140
That comic was already a 10, but then her mouth unhinged and it became a 20

Through mamonobama all things are possible.

>> No.36497201

>>36497196
my dick is going in that mouth

>> No.36497202
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36497202

>>36497014
Call the police?

>> No.36497250
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36497250

I have seen my fate and I know what must be done, I must become strong enough to pin an ushi down

>> No.36497253

>>36497250
get to lifting

>> No.36497255
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36497255

>>36495431
Hunted In The Woods- Wights Gone Wild Edition
(Decensored)

>> No.36497257
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36497257

>>36497157
Testing with a bat drop.

>> No.36497273

>>36497255
Who would censor it in the first place, even paywalling tanukis aren't that cruel

>> No.36497280

>>36497273
The Censored version has all the naughty bits still visible!
The decensored version has the clawplay, and blood.

>> No.36497281

>>36497280
ow

>> No.36497294

Gonna make raspberry pancakes and bacon for the wife.
Its gonna be great.

>> No.36497296
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>>36497202
i like a girl with some horsepower

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>>36497280
>The decensored version has the clawplay, and blood.
Damn these Tanukis are good at getting my money.

>> No.36497316

>>36497300
The general consensus is that the best part of the film was when the wight finally ran her man down, then started laying into him with her claws, mixing brutal foreplay with undressing him in the roughest way possible! The raw hunger in the scene, the man at her mercy, with her mercy having been discarded 20 miles ago at the entrance to the forest!
My personal favorite scene was when she leglocked him, tearing up his back with her claws while he came inside.

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>> No.36497341

>>36495431
the young boy on the molester train- extra violation edition

>> No.36497348

>>36497316
>tearing up his back with her claws
God I wish that was me

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36497358

>>36497157
are foxes truly free?

>> No.36497373
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>>36487357

>> No.36497380
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36497380

>>36497358
The foxes are free!

>> No.36497383

>>36497373
somewhat disappointed her bowtie isn't her neck tongue all twisted up

>> No.36497402

>>36497380
are they? are any of us? what does it mean to be free? can I be truly free while still attached to my unending desires for a hakutaku wife?

>> No.36497410
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36497410

>>36497157
>>36497195
>>36497358
>>36497380
HOLY CRAP AM I BACK TOO?

>> No.36497420
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36497420

>>36497410
UNLIMITED FOX POWERRRRR

>> No.36497429

>>36497410
>>36497420
isn't she not a fox?

>> No.36497433

>>36496739
surely it wasn't that bad bollalp

>> No.36497450

>>36495431
I'd be a summoner tricked by an imp into summoning a growing harem of demons, succs, imps, and devils to reverse bukkake me "to prepare me for conquering a Khepri temple", with a final orgy scene at that Khepri temple, where the summoned girls switch from domming me to submitting to me and help me rape each and every cute desert bug docile.

>> No.36497452
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36497452

>>36497429
Yeah they are all jackals. Original Tamamo rode with being a fox, Cat claims to be a cat, Vitch insists she is a bunny.
Desperate single yokais go great lengths to increase the likelihood of getting a husband.

>> No.36497475

>>36497452
identity crisis are kind of cute

>> No.36497653

>>36497452
>>36497475
I think its less an identity crises and more the original riding off something 'cuter' while the two simply hate the original and want to distance themselves.
One is also insane.

>> No.36497678

>>36497653
how foolish, jackals are cute.

>> No.36497692

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the best way to a monsters heart is through her stomach.
Win her heart with your signature dish.

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>>36497157
I assumed it was because of my modem by reset when my power went out a couple of days ago.

>> No.36497808

>>36497705
Nope, probably cause Hiromoot only blocked a specific user agent that got changed with the firefox update so get ready for this to get reverted at the worst case scenario.

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>>36487357

>> No.36497855
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>>36497692
but then she keeps raiding my fridge

>> No.36497868

>>36497849
silly kiki, that's not your cleaning clothes

>> No.36497876

>>36497849
dapper hat

>> No.36497891
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36497891

>>36497692
>With your signature dish
Hope dragons like ramen

>> No.36497910

>>36497692
I can't cook, would it be cliche to give an apple to a hakutaku?

>> No.36497951

>Want to show off your cooking skills to your lamia waifu
>Spend all day roasting a large turkey
>Take special care and prepare a wonderful meal alongside it
>Make it the centerpiece on the dining table, expertly decorated
>Leave to go grab the sides
>Come back and the turkey is gone
>Notice a small bulge in your lamia waifu's tail
>She looks as innocent as could be
>She swallowed the entire fucking turkey whole

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>> No.36497989
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>>36497876
Dapper hat?

>> No.36498003
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36498003

Deer pussy?

>> No.36498026

>>36498003
Deer lord...

>> No.36498035

>>36495431
Couple's POV Fox Mating
>cowgirl, missionary, prone, creampie encouragement/begging, doggystyle, groping, tail pulling, leglocking, taillocking, magick stamina refreshing
>Released in two editions, one in male POV one in mamano POV
The 'Reluctant' Kikimora
>CNC, femsub, forced swallowing, no talking, whimpers/moans/gasps, doggystyle, against-the-wall, partially-clothed female, induced lactation, breastfeeding
A Maid's Revenge
>Yandere, bondage (male), cowgirl position, implied impregnation, verbal abuse, drugs, post-orgasm torture

>> No.36498045

>>36498003
I knew I was at my nadir when I was balls deep in deer

>> No.36498054

>>36497855
More big wendies please

>> No.36498058

Should you trust a monster girl with four ears?

>> No.36498066

>>36498035
>taillocking
what is this

>> No.36498090

>>36498066
it's a doggystyle thing, if that helps you visualize
no escape from the mofu

>> No.36498098

>>36498090
like the tails wrap around the guy so he can't get away?

>> No.36498137

>>36495431
Order Knights Fallen Fate
>tags: defeat, corruption, rape, tied up, gagged, spread legs, defloration, multiple creampies, mindbreak
doppleganger wife is a bit of a freak ngl

>> No.36498157

>>36498098
that's a good baseline but a strong tail could potentially force you to keep thrusting and such

>> No.36498171

>>36495431
Mamono Porno:
Handholding Sluts - Doin it in the street
Daddy's Waifu-Daughterfu Double Headpatting
and
Saddling the Centaur II - Packframe pleasures
>some pretty sicko shit

>> No.36498193

>>36497849
Based

>> No.36498201
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36498201

>>36498066
>>36498098
>>36498157

>> No.36498222
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36498222

>>36495431
Death By Snu Snu Volume 9. Large Wan Special Edition.

>> No.36498265
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>>36495431
>BACKDOOR BLOODBAGS 5: SALEM'S CASTING COUCH
>tags: anal, drained dry, blood play, harem, aftercare, hand holding, neck kissing
I like vampires a little bit

>> No.36498281
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36498281

>>36495431
Real Life Vore | Terror-sex from the Desolate Sands

Sandworm obviously.

>> No.36498308

>>36495431
Art of Kobolds

>> No.36498333

>>36495431
maybe like 10 or 12 episodes of me being raped by my manticore wife dressed in various outfits (police, nurse, nun, plumber, pizza delivery, etc) poorly acted out with very stilted dialogue and funky music.

>> No.36498512

>>36495431
Sabbath Stories
Anon gets kidnapped by loli's and is forced to treat them as little sisters and give many headpats.

>> No.36498542
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36498542

>>36498512
Fools!
They'd get pet so hard they won't know what pat them.

>> No.36498638
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36498638

>School year starts again
>Thread quality among every board slowly increases
Curious. I can't complain though as I'm busy with uni

>> No.36498645

>>36498333
>wife half-asses her lines because she just wants to hurry up and get to the good part
>"Yeah, you're, like, under arrest or something…"
>"Uh this is Hot Girl Hospital, remember? You're a nurse."
>"Oh, right right."

>> No.36498649

>>36497202
>Oi, new guy, you gonna buy me a drink after this?

>> No.36498666

>>36498638
Most curious indeed. I wish you the best of luck, fellow uni sufferer. personally I'm waiting for my entrance exams since I "dropped out" of my previous one

>> No.36498674

>>36498666
Thanks Satan. U too

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36498714

>>36492533
>>36492514
>>36493549

Bicep kissing is an excelent foreplay with your Jinko wife, my wife loves it.

>> No.36498718

>>36498645
you missed a great opportunity to adlib into sensual cardiac arrest

>> No.36498721
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>>36498638
>>36498666
I miss uni. Work life sucks. Maybe I should just go full Christopher Knight, walk into the woods and disappear because a Dryad found me.

>> No.36498749

>>36498714
That's not a bicep.

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>>36498721
>I miss uni.
I sure don't.
Granted, my previous job was hell on earth but now that I'm somewhere I enjoy you couldn't pay me enough to go back.

>> No.36498905

>>36498201
I want CC Trolls drawn by Regura

>> No.36499010
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Now that I'm free to post without changing browsers, I have an announcement to make.

FUCK WIGHTS

>> No.36499082
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Does anyone know if Ms. T. Anuki’s hellhound repellent works saw some one star reviews claiming it attracts hellhounds but those reviews got taken down for trolling

>> No.36499117

>>36498638
i'd love a lich waifu to talk human anatomy and pathophysiology with
and occasionally go grave robbing with for corpses to dissect and study

>> No.36499121

>>36499082
Do Tanukis ever get pissed of at someone confusing them for a squirrel?

>> No.36499183

>>36499121
>Mistake tanuki for a rata
>Get called racist and have to pay reparations
>AKA you have to let her sit on your face

>> No.36499206

>>36499183
>Get called racist
What would "racisms" be like in MGC?

>> No.36499207

>>36499183
Oh no!

>> No.36499250

>>36498542
Warning: Headpats can easily turn into "Hold my ears like you're riding a motorbike".

>> No.36499265
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>>36499250
I'm definitely not into ear-pulling.

>> No.36499278

>>36499183
Wear the long leather coat and peaked-cap, make the Tanuki kneel while you spit and call her a "trash-panda".
>'ohvey, I'm getting all meshugga' meme roleplay commences...

>> No.36499310

>>36499278
This also works as an answer to >>36495431 ofc

>> No.36499387

>>36494962
There is Wilmarina's, but probably long sold out and she's not pre-painted or how do you call it.

>> No.36499394

>>36495431
>"Nah, fuck YOU, leatherwoman."

>> No.36499417

>>36497014
Get her pregnant so her uniform won't fit anymore.

>> No.36499511

>squad of shortstack goblin minions always trying to do good for Da Boss, but keep causing trouble that he inevitably has to bail them out of
>he still appreciates the sentiment, though

>> No.36499538

>>36496725
>>36497140
Source?

>> No.36499640

Are there dinosaur monster girls? Or is that different?

>> No.36499671

>>36499640
theyre just big lizard girls

>> No.36499719
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I want a monster to wring me dry using only her fat tits.

>> No.36499724

I want a thicc holstaur with beachball sized udders to give me a titjob while her minotaur sister sits on my face. Is this really too much to ask?

>> No.36499785

I need some loving hags in my life

>> No.36499865

>>36499538
Google image search young man

>> No.36500019
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>>36499640
There are!

>> No.36500070

>>36500019
Why did that manga stop? Was it not selling well?
"My Girlfriend is a t-rex" was amazing.

>> No.36500074

>ywn have to help your holstaur classmate when she starts uncontrollably leaking milk

>> No.36500101

>>36500074
Puberty in mixed monster schools must be hell.

>> No.36500108

>>36500070
These things happen.

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>>36500070
From what I've heard the artist just didn't enjoy drawing it because he wanted to make her an actual t-rex and the editor wouldn't let him.

>> No.36500221

>>36500136
Bless the editor for containing him for at least awhile then.

>> No.36500282

>>36498714
>>36498749
Triceps can get kissed too.

>> No.36500290
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>You and I both know you're a slut for the mofu
>So just give in and surrender your heart to me boy, so I don't have to play games
>but if you do wanna play, do go right ahead. But I never. Ever. EVER. Lose.

>> No.36500313

>>36500282
I misread that as Triceratops.

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>>36499640
I'm counting Cockatrice as an honorary dinogirl until KC adds one like he planned.
>>36500313
Extra horny.

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>>36497475
>Jinko raised by a Pork returns the favour by adopting the smaller porks who insist they are Jinkos

>> No.36500522

>>36500502
>jinko raised by a pork
That's gotta be one thicc tiger.

>> No.36500556

>>36500522
A strongfat tiger.

Who wants babies

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>witches are cosplay tier mgs

>> No.36500637

>>36495431
tentacle reverse rape fest, extra mindbreak edition, featuring all the monsters with tentacles brutally molesting and raping me for 24 hours

>> No.36500671

>>36500556
>"Hey, human. See those little piglets playing over there?"
>"Y-Yeah."
>"You're gonna help me give them lots of little sisters."

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>>36498171
>Saddling the Centaur II - Packframe pleasures
Greentext time
>the Demon Lord and his Army were defeated when that hero Anon-guy impregnated the Angel into super-power-blast mode and she nuked the DL
>the Human Army takes his followers as prisoners and distributes the spoils
>be Pfc Anon, arriving late to the Waifu auction yard
>there's only a few lots left
>Lot 73: Three Centaurs, all sisters that won't be seperated, what am I bid, Gents..?
>not the species Anon wanted, but the lightbulb goes on
>no other serious bidders, gets them cheap
>pays 5 Gold of his army-pay, signs their papers, gets handed 3 halter-ropes
>walks them back towards town
>the 'leader' the blonde with the dappled-grey hide speaks,
>"Umm, if you wanted to, if you were tired perhaps, you could maybe ride one of us to town...?"
>the other two, the black and the auburn, gasp at her brazenness, but Anon just keeps walking
>Anon goes to the Tavern, heads towards the door with the 3 following
>Anon stops, ties their leadropes to the rail outside
>a lot of disgruntled murmuring, Anon ignores it, goes inside
>Anon comes back out, takes up the ropes
>heads down the street to the saddlery store
>leads them inside, and the dapple-grey-blonde walks straight over to the decorated 'wildwest' saddles like she's picking out rings in a jewellery store
>ignore her, keeps leading them down the back
>buys three packsaddles from the guy, waits while the Saddler fits them on and tightens the girths
>leads them back out into the street
>they're all a lot more hesitant now, ashamed to be seen like this in public
>the chestnut-auburn, the quiet one, tries to see the bright-side
>"Well, at least we'll be carrying Anon Master's stuff, that's almost like carrying him, right...?"
>the other two say nothing
>"Not my stuff, the guy at the Tavern's paying 4 Gold for a delivery of seed-bags to the next town."
>the dapple finds her voice
>"So, you're treating us like....like horses!"
>Anon pronounces the next words very clearly
>"No, Ladies, like Whore-ses. Time to shake it and make Anon-daddy some of that gold."

>> No.36500792

>>36495431
the holy sacrifice - full brutal cut
a holy saint saved a town by giving himself up to the monster horde so they could do whatever they want to him

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>>36500792
now he'll do nothing but bake sweets for monsters all eternity!

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>>36495431
First half of the movie is vanilla group sex between anon and multiple fox girls. Second half of the movie the fox girls are already too excited to stop, it turns out they're kumihos and becomes into a reverse gangrape with rough bloodplay, biting and such. Post-credits scene shows the girls cuddling him back to health.

>> No.36500998

>>36495715
Late but Pharaohs, Aphophis' and Anubutts

>> No.36501253

>>36500671
>"Do I also have to wear the tiger print?"
>No, says the Jinko
>Yes, say the little porks tugging at your shirt

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>dragon buys wedding dress in anticipation of finding a man
>it's been collecting dust in the back of her wardrobe for the last 3 centuries

>> No.36501469

Wikifag here. Don't expect an update for a while. Lost some fingernails.

>> No.36501559

>>36501469
>Lost some fingernails.
I don't know how the fuck that happens, but that shit sucks, best of luck to you.

>> No.36501597

>>36501427
>she keeps buying different wedding dresses that catch her fancy
>each more elegant and revealing than the last
>she keep hoarding them, a pile of promised tomorrows she cant bring herself to wear twice.
>when the man of her dreams finally proposes to her she shows him her secret horde
>she will have a weeding night with each dress, and that is not negotiable

>> No.36501656

>>36501427
Can she still fit in it though?

>> No.36501661

>>36501597
I kind of want her to fall in love with a male tailor that made some (or all) of the wedding dresses.

>> No.36501666

>>36501656
lol, no

>> No.36501864

>>36501427
>dragon assigned a guy to show around
>keeps calling him weak and vulnerable
>overly pushy
>doesnt let him do anything
>whatever he can do, she can do better
>very haughty and prideful, cant stop bragging her head off
>gets angry quickly and keeps intimidating the guy
>at the end of the day, she tries to confess in her usual tsundere way
>guy takes it in stride and laughs it off casually as a joke
>dragon pride cant let her admit she's serious
>goes home alone again, proceeds to act tsun as she sobs into her pillow again
meanwhile the guy hits the pub to try forget his bad day, gets in a drinking challenge and wakes up next morning with a killer hangover and a blacked out salamander in his bed

>> No.36501873

>>36501427
>>36501597
Big romance. Good.
>>36501469
Big hurt. Bad!

>> No.36501886

>>36501469
Suck an onion, it will help with the discomfort

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she's doing it again...

>> No.36502040

>>36502023
Playing with the mayo jar?

>> No.36502272

>>36502023
how do I fix my coomer kiki?

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>>36502272

>> No.36502343

>>36502300
christ what did you do to drive her to such desperation?!

>> No.36502392

>>36502343
got ripped and never wore a shirt when I am at home as well as blue ovarying her anytime I could

>> No.36502408

>>36502343
Rubbed my cock on all her brooms and brushes.

>> No.36502416

>>36502343
I used her first name

>> No.36502516

>>36500709
Six months later
>the once quiet little chestnut-auburn- haired Cent is standing boldly on a streetcorner outside the vegetable market
>asking every passing merchant if he's "Got any 'heavy loads' you need handled, any place, any time, special prices just for you, handsome..."
>shy Anon stops, goes into the flowershop on the corner
>comes out with a bundle of roses, asks how much for carriage to his house across town
>"It's two coppers per pound per mile, and that bundle only weighs about a pound, so special price, it'll only cost you one silver... and for you, handsome, I'll even do express delivery."
>Anon corrects her quietly
>"No, I weigh at least 90 pounds, and you can take it as slow as you like."
>her big brown eyes start to get wet as he takes her hand to lift himself up onto the pack-saddle, then Anon doesn't let go of her hand...

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36502541

Has anyone noticed that a lot of monstergirl settings also have human women that can compete on even footing with the monstergirls. There's Nara from Monstergirl Dreams, Mrs. Smith from Monster Musume, Relia from Violated Hero, Sister June and Rem from Quest Failed and even the various human girls from Monstergirl Encyclopedia before they were monsterized. What causes that? Is it because they must compete with monstergirls?

>> No.36502596

What drives a person to post /tg/ pasta?

>> No.36502645

>>36502272
Howfix?
>grab your Kiki maido roughly
>drag her into the bedroom
>tie her fluffy wrists and scaly ankles firmly to the bedposts
>lift her skirts and tear off her bloomers, cut them off if you can't rip them
>then grab her favourite wooden handled broomstick...
Start sweeping the floor with it in long slow strokes, then when you've picked up and neatly folded her shredded bloomers and placed them in the bin, go into the bathroom leaving the door open, and vigorously scrub the bathtub for at least twenty minutes.

>> No.36502678

>>36502596
autism

>> No.36502743

Why ball gag an annoying Kobold, when you can give her a nice tasty flavored chew toy to occupy her time instead?

>> No.36502756

>>36502541
>...that can compete on even footing...
[Insert Thor 'but is it really' image here]
Smithu is just BasilExposition in black drag.
>unless Crabman's twist ending is going to be the old "ohnoes she's really the worst monster of them all" for mindfucking Kimihito (and us) all this time

>> No.36502775

>>36502743
Because teethmarks on her "chew-toy" makes it really painful to piss afterwards.

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>>36487357

>> No.36502806

>>36502645
>step back out of the bathroom
>wipe the sweat off your brow
>"damn, I could use a rest"
>[kiki screams externally]

>> No.36502854

I want to do card tricks with a lich and tell her it's magic.

>> No.36502901

Spiny Greenworms that can prick you like Manticores!

>> No.36502939
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>>36502901
Gonna stick fruits and leafy greens on her spines, and since she's got stubby little not-arms she won't be able to get them off.

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>> No.36503011

>>36502806
>go out to the kitchen, clatter around in the cupboards and drawers to make yourself a glass of refreshing fruit punch
>wash up all the dishes and utensils you used before taking a sip
[Kiki bucking on the bed like its an earthquake, drooling from both ends]
>walk back thru the beddroom, sipping in satisfaction at the delicious cool flavorsome drink you made for yourself
>go back to the kitchen to get yourself a coaster so you can put it down on the bedside table

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>> No.36503024
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>make the mistake of streaming with a camera
>there’s some Cheshire in your chat who absolutely will not stop posting COCKA whenever you so much as stretch

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>> No.36503121

>>36498201
that is an EXCELLENT example

>> No.36503133
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Do your part to save the species
Breed a dragon, gods know they need help

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>> No.36503144

>>36500994
APPROVED

>> No.36503169

>>36503142
I don't understand, are they hungry? Did he only bring one pack lunch, and they don't want to share?

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>>36503133
Only if they have FAT tails.

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>>36503169
KanColle TTK got caught cheating with Azur Lane sluts.

>> No.36503205

>>36502901
Going to give that little green pincushion a big hug

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92640650

>> No.36503298
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I wanna join the slime sabbath.

>> No.36503402
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36503402

What kind of monstergirl would she be?
Hard mode: nothing Zipangese

>> No.36503430

>>36502516
At least he used a packframe, you wouldn't really want to go bareback with her after she's carried all those other guys' loads all day.

>> No.36503437

>>36503402
had to look her up
>gachashit
I dunno, some kind of trash golem?

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>>36503437
Trash golems deserve love too.

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>> No.36503540
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I want to hug the spoder lim

>> No.36503569
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>>36503540
That sounds dangerous.

>> No.36503614

>>36503540
So what’s her “thing?”

>> No.36503645

>>36503540
>wings
They fly now?

>> No.36503662

I met a viper today. I told it to go to sleep because it's getting colder these days, but it just hissed at me.
Damn hissy sneks.

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>>36503645
Any monster can fly with the right parts.

>> No.36503695
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>>36503662

>> No.36503712
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>> No.36503718

>>36503712
Yes dear, that's a line.

>> No.36503746

>>36503695
Everyone thinks the mini-apophis is harmless until they get bitten.

>> No.36503756
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The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.36503760

>>36503712
Ma'am we wear helmets here.

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36503800

Which one of you heartless bastards made her cry?

>> No.36503822

>>36503800
told her a megatall skyscraper is pointless and well outside our budget and planning permission

>> No.36503828

>>36503800
I told her they were giving out Surviving Mars for free on Steam... two days ago.

>> No.36503834

>>36503800
I sold the royal lego collection. It was a pretty quick deal, too. I think the buyer's name was A. Pophis or something like that.

>> No.36503841

>>36503822
>Pharaohs aren't actually big fans of vanity projects
>it's just the court Anubis's are REALLY pushy

>> No.36503850

>>36503834
>I sold the royal lego collection
a crime worthy of straight up public execution

>> No.36503873

>>36503800
all I did was workout

>> No.36503900
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>>36503834
>>36503850
She loved those legos, anon

>> No.36503934
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36503934

>>36503900
>Hello Miss Anubis, do I have a deal for you!

>> No.36503964
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36503964

How much cum can I pour into a factory standard automaton’s synth womb before reaching maximal volume?

>> No.36503979

>>36503934
There will be no deals, only breaking and entering

>> No.36504048 [SPOILER] 
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>my japes are too strong for you, traveler
>you need a cat that has weaker tricks

>> No.36504067
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Don't make her cry Anon

>> No.36504068
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>>36504048
Well okay then.

>> No.36504073

>>36504048
no, you are too weak for me

>> No.36504091

>>36504048
someone been bulkin in wonderland and forgot to cut

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>>36504048
That's a beeg kot

>> No.36504106

>>36504048
PLEASE JAPERCAT, I NEED YOUR STRONGEST JAPES

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>>36504067
How though? You stub your toe and the waterworks start. They cry over anything.

>> No.36504119

>>36504048
I have now have need for chesh milk

>> No.36504136

>>36504108
just spill spoiled milk, they cant do cry over it

>> No.36504147

>>36504136
their eyes will water from the stench

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Imagine the hugs

>> No.36504365
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>Bouya...

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>> No.36504517

>>36504067
Gonna make her cry tears of joy every day for the rest of her unlife.

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Dimwitted, accidentally lewd girls are extremely underrated.

>> No.36504560

>>36504461
I want to get pinned against a wall by a centaur's big butt while having sex.

>> No.36504615

>>36504560
I love that centaur schoolgirl doujin where she does that to the boy in the hospital

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>>36504522
Why is she so perfect bros?

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Is eating fruit really all that cool?

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>>36504537

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Ratas are shy, skittish girls. Ever wondered what to do to court one if you yourself are shy?

Simple. Rub Nutella (or Nutella equivalent) on your genitals. Be sure to apply it liberally. Rata's are sluts for anything hazelnut. She'll go down on you without even thinking, just pure instinct. The smell of hazelnut mixed with your masculine smell will drive her crazy. From there, all you have to do is nut in her mouth. From that point on you'll officially be a couple.

>> No.36504979

>>36504951
peanut butter on my balls, let the rat lick it

>> No.36505000

>>36504979
That might attract dogs instead. Stick with the hazelnut-cocoa spread

>> No.36505019

>>36504979
>>36505000
>imanige doing this when you can just tell the gal you love her

>> No.36505027

>>36505019
See >>36504951
>Ever wondered what to do to court one if you yourself are shy?

>> No.36505046

>>36505027
then don't be shy lmao, I can't think of being shy lol

>> No.36505071

>>36505046
That's not how it works.

>> No.36505093

>there are human boys
>in this thread
>that think they can masturbate without the assistance of a monsters

>> No.36505104

>>36505093
and?

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>>36503695
Yfw your online pet-shop purchase arrives and you discover she's taken her profile pic next to a 5foot wide giant novelty tea-cup...

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>> No.36505136

>>36505110
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4766622

>> No.36505163

>>36505093
That's generally how masturbation is done, yes.

>> No.36505164

>>36505093
there are no boys in the internet, don't be silly

>> No.36505166

Does anybody else think it's weird how a significant amount of the post activity in these threads is open roleplay prompts and people pretending to be monstergirls at eachother?

>> No.36505182

>>36505166
>Does anybody else think
No

>> No.36505191

>>36505166
Prompts are awful.

>> No.36505203

>>36505136
That Waggy is saggy.

>> No.36505205

>>36505166
eh, as long as it keeps the thread alive (not that this matters now since we're unbumpable)

>> No.36505210

>>36505093
What about masturbation requires a monster?

>> No.36505213

>>36505093
And none of them can stop me

>> No.36505219

>>36505166
It's based when we do it.

>> No.36505226

>>36505166
I like the concept of a 4monster of sorts

>> No.36505282

>>36505205
Must be new thread time.
>hilarious that the crap and fagmonster threads have been up for weeks and are still up in the single pages

>> No.36505336

>>36504951
Squirrel-proof your pole by coating it in vaseline.

>> No.36505355

I don't think that 4monster would be a paralel to 4channel. Just because women are now as horny as men doesn't mean men stop being horny, right?
I find the idea of girls being as horny as men, while retaining the usual ordeal of male and female roles super hot.

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>>36505136

>> No.36505443

>>36505226
You like all the dudes in this thread roleplaying internet sex with eachother?
It's okay to have a public monstergirl ERP session every few hours until the thread dies as long as they use meme arrows?

>> No.36505454

JUST FUCK THE SQUIRREL DAMMIT!

>> No.36505463

>>36505110
Why they turn all genshins into fish?

>> No.36505465

>>36505443
Are you done?

>> No.36505508

>>36505443
If you don't like it you can always go back to the monsterboy thread.

>> No.36505510

>>36505443
I guess I'll stop writing stories since it's gay internet erp I guess.
Make sure to tell the drawfags to stop making that art that fags on the internet get off to, so they can avoid being gay as well.

>> No.36505541

>>36505443
Seething again nobody likes warhammer?

>> No.36505756

>>36505465
>>36505508
>>36505510
>>36505541
Posting horned up monstergirl pictures and going back and forth in-character asking random anons to describe how they would fuck your pussy isn't the same thing as writefagging and drawfagging and pretending that there isn't a problem is real tranny shit

>> No.36505761

>>36505454
No, she tried blackmailing me and that is unforgivable

>> No.36505768

>>36505166
Yeah. In the past months there's been a lot less greentexts and other stuff describing situations with monster girls from an outside perspective and a lot more cringe like that one post that was something like:
>oh you can't breathe under my FAT ASS?
>better get to licking then, boy

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>>36505454

>> No.36505792

either I dreamt of something very similar happening right now or something similar went down

>> No.36505821

>>36505792
time is cyclical, it happened before and it will happen again

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>>36505454
no

>> No.36505913

I usually dont dream at all, and when I do I usually dont remember what happened, but for some reason today I "woke up" said outloud, hey this is a dream, then a wall of blue fire with the face of a fox lady filled my dream and then I woke up for real, what does that mean?

>> No.36505934

>>36505913
it means you should never consider collecting coins, clearly.

>> No.36505976

>>36505913
You have but mere seconds till you're stolen to the MGE world forever.

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>>36505913
It means they're coming for you.

>> No.36506233

>>36505913
Wake up bro
This is still a dream

>> No.36506245

I just want my cute imouto-assistant imp!

>> No.36506329

>>36496538
>Monsterboys and NTR being taboo
Roger that.

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>Wake up
>Take a shower
>Jinko wife realizes I don’t smell like her
>Have hot sweaty sex with her
>Have to go the rest of the day sweaty and smelling like big kot
How do I end this vicious cycle?

>> No.36506372

>>36506339
Add her sweat to a bottle of cologne and spray yourself with it.

>> No.36506379

>>36506339
just have her leave kiss or lick marks all over your face. you wont be sweaty and everyone will know you are taken

>> No.36506394

>>36506339
shower together

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>>36506423

>> No.36506447

>>36506423
im gonna slap her right on the vulva

>> No.36506457

>>36506423
she should know better
doing meme poses means no sex for a week

>> No.36506478

>>36506339
Shower together. There is a small probability her smell gets on you

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>>36506423
They're learning
They created these poses to beckon us sexually as efficiently as possible
Truly monstrous

>> No.36506488

>>36506457
this kills the cheshire

>> No.36506494

>>36506339
don't be a bitch and be the one who rubs yourself into her

>> No.36506504

>>36506487
I feel like I should still be able to see some fold there. Her tail isn't blocking enough.

>> No.36506529

>>36506504
smol pusee

>> No.36506542

>>36506423
does she want a colonoscopy?

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>>36487357

>> No.36506586

>>36506575
oh no, she has two right hands

>> No.36506604

>>36506339
How du?
>Just tell her you want to do some kinky couples stuff tonight.
>you want to watch while she pisses in your sneakers
>who knows, it's kinda intimate, and hey you might actually like watching her do weird stuff, but that's not the point
>dont wash them, let them dry naturally
>after you shower, get dressed, but them on
Problem solved
>bonus: Jinko scentmarking footprints repels Tanukis everywhere you walk

>> No.36506615

>>36506423
and then she farted

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