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Why are dark elves so stacked?

Dark elves>light elves

>>39771359
who needs education when you can neet it up with a hag? by the way, hows your aunt?

>>39645591
>delivering pizza to hagville
>ever house is answered by a barely clothed hag who just "happens" to be in a string bikini or open robe
>keep trying to get you to bring the pizza inside cause "they need a strong young man to carry those pizzas"
>each tip comes with their phone number and lipstick kiss mark
>always have to watch the bushes as the neighbor hags might try to ambush you
truly a dangerous job

>>38517664
>when monsters call them mama
now thats the ticket. I want more monsters who do

>>38418780
Mamono so BEEG and Thicc you gonna get lost! Mentally as well.

How do I avoid getting cat fished by fake hags, loli momsters taking megamorphosis potions to appear older?

>>37626405
>considers you a horny little boy
>all the while she flaunts her body like its the most natural thing
>does the whole "Getting hard for an old woman like me?" line when you pop a boner
>blows in your ear asking if you like to check if she is still fertile

>>37384463
>>37384438
I just like elves. I thought /tg/ didn't like them anyway

>>36492293
recluse 21 year old and there is nothing wrong with liking meaty monster milfs with nice plump lips

How do dark elves deal with the reality that their tight leathers won’t soon fit them like before they met their husband