/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45189099
>curve

I think my monster neighbor is broken. She keeps making this face when I do yard work

>>42221566
Monsters really need to stop drooling all the time

>>41791370
I need a villain on one arm and heroine on the other competing on who has the most powerful love

On August 27 2022 there will be a series of high-profile manabomb detonations in a multitude of cities including New York, San Francisco, London, Berlin, Moscow, Tokyo, Melbourne, and Beijing. These detonations will be the prelude to a global invasion of the earth by mamono forces. I have received this information in the form of a vision after ingesting some funny looking berries outside my house and therefore it is of the utmost credibility.

Finally.

>>37166099
Same, I realize her taking Lescatie was realistically the best option for all involved but she still rubs me the wrong way

>>36678334
Druella's dumb!

>>36538112
I want to be an insecure lilim's stress outlet!

Why's she looking so smug?

>>35957188
>dragon commander awkwardly waits outside the bathroom while Anon screams inside
thank you for the chuckle anon

>ywn be the personal stress-relief hubby to a fierce big-shot mamono.
>comforting her with a big hug and a mug of hot chocolate, right in front of all her subordinates
>telling her you know she's doing the best she can at her job, even though you aren't quite sure what her job is
>whisper "I love you so much," just loud enough for her minions to hear

I do love Lims very much
Would be nice to be the personal stress relief to a big shot Lim

>>34695602
That's cute
>monster with an accent you've never heard before trying to offer fine horses and an expertly crafted lance
>day after another monster does the same but with an axe instead
They should just go for the eternal "I don't know what he likes" gift. Alcohol

I want a demon to look at me like this.
There's just something so enticing and arousing about a girl when she's drooling from lust and giving you the "I want to fuck, now!" eyes.

>At the bank
>Have to sign some bullshit to set up a new savings account
>After about 5 pages in you just stop reading them altogether
>When you're finished you look up to the demon bank teller
>She gives you this look
>Looks through papers you just signed and notice one of them was a marriage contract

>>21241336
Man, imagine being this retarded. I'll help you out though.

See this: /597093/97c3196ac3/
You need to decode it to see what's in the link. You can do this by downloading a simple HTML parser. Depending on the program, you may or may not need to include the entire link. The process usually takes no more than a few seconds, and it'll spit out a new, modified data set you attach to the end of the link. From there, it's as easy as one, two, three. Paste the link into your browser (Hint: it only works on the Internet Explorer), fill out the captcha, press CTRL+W, and delete yourself from existence.