/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>45401942
>>45401945
"I have been asked to say a few words to the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City 34, concerning recent successes in containing members of the Order backed resistance "Freedom Fighters". Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as your Mediator and Representative from The Royal Demon Realm if I didn't pass along the message I have received from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday from the Royal Demon Realm. The capture of the Rebellion leader Edwin Sabillo is an event of major significance, make no mistake. And while it's true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years, the manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all rebellion members that Mr. Sabillo's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to that new found hero Tristan Spade. This might cause other resistance members to think twice before harbouring Mr. Spade. It might cause them to question his allegiance; even prompt some to turn him out, or turn him over to our cause. However, we cannot count on such developments. Tristan Spade's reputation is such that other desperate renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general chaos and terror. This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from my superiors from the Royal Demon Realm. Especially from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the brave and dedicated Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34. But this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on your part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Tristan Spade is or was, a literal nobody according to records and our intelligence agencies. That is until the Order discovered him to have hero blood in him and hero potential and abilities AND hero level charisma to rally renegades into an Order sponsored Rebellion! But, I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that--an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him? Well...I will leave the upbraiding for another time, to the extent it proves necessary. Now is the moment to redeem yourselves. If you, the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34 are to prove yourselves an indispensable augmentation to the Monstergirl Military Forces. You all will have to earn the privilege. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, is total disbanding, not sexy punishment and disciplinary action - in union with all the other unworthy branches of the failed legions. Do not allow to come to that and happen to you. I have done my best to convince and mediate to my superiors back at the Royal Demon Realm that you are the finest that Monstergirl City State number 34 has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument, but without concrete evidence to back it up, my words sound increasingly hollow even to me. The burden of proof is on you. As is the consequence of failure. I'll just leave it at that."

>>44827684
The solution to any monsters getting slightly weird is not anal! Stop going after innocent monster butts!

>>43732794
You did post this before. But why did you use exhentai!? FUCK EXHENTAI AND I FUCKING HATE HOW PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO "USE" IT!

PLEASE ANON IF YOU'RE POSTING THOSE AGAIN NEXT THREAD DO NOT USE EXHENTAI! YOU SHOULD'VE JUST STUCK WITH HENTAI2READ LINKS! ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD DELETE YOUR POST AND REPOST IT WITH LINKS THST ARE NOT EXHENTAI!!!

Yes I just did write in allcaps because I do get legit furious when people give me exhentai links. I HATE exhentai and how you need to go out of your way to configure your web browser cookies and settings just to access stupid Japanese porn comics.

>>42679249
t.

>>41760769
expect dark matter mail bomb soon

>>41240624
>steal her treasure
>"ehh, whatever. it's just gold and gems, who cares"
>steal her doujin collection
>pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkmanLIAdXI
If monsters somehow get access to the internet before the portals and discover certain sorts of individuals they'd disturbed enough to immediately call for an invasion as soon as possible.

>>39123619
angy

>>37370252
I want to be a street preacher ranting about how males are the superior sex and all monstergirls will inevitably lose to cock, with some kind of forcefield that prevents me from being harmed or raped. I want to see who would get the most angry- hellhounds, amazons, ocelomehs, whatever. Just say anything to get them foaming at the mouth.

>>37339755
>WHAT?!?

>>37159828
The 'lilims gorging on ice cream while they sob' trope is one of my favorite things to come out of these threads

>>37002455
angy lim

>>36839839
>>36839866
Go cry your way back to mommy demon lord's castle and drown your sorrows in twelve pints of ice cream already. Damn lims

>>36490994
Lims aren't real.

>>36361449
Fuck you
You're right but fuck you

>>36000397
>>36000403

>>35826473

>>35515521
In your smugness, you forgot to write the subject

I want to take a recording of a lilim's speech and make dank meme mockery out of it

>>35322356
>>35322325
Don't listen to him anon. Lims are chuuni neets who spend all day brooding on mommy's dime. Nothing to worry about!

>>35096697
>t. desperate single lim
You're not gonna find love sitting in your palace eating ice cream and bitching on 4monster, lady.

How did you manage to piss off the lim, anon?

>>34900496
me too
I'd be filled with such joy, to be her personal plaything

Alright, anon, you done goofed now. You made the ultimate shitpost and angered a lilim.
What did you post?