Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

You've done it, Anon!

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Familiars are the best of the loli monsters.

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I shameless boyslut, but only for hellhounds.

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A new thread! Finally, I am free from the fluffy grasp of those damned foxes!

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What's the deal with all these loli cheshires hanging around with baphomets anyway?

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>>34976084
That's what you think.

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>>34974526
Roleplay night with your Medusa wife and you dress as Kratos and put her into a headlock while you bang her and screaming "AREEEESS!!!!" and "Zeus! Your Son Has Returned. I Bring The Destruction Of Olympus!"

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>>34976110
at least be perseus

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Cock slap the wonderland lizards!

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>>34976022
Need more imp

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consider the following:
xenomorph-themed jabberwock

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/31612037

Weresheep thing! It has shearing! And sex! Baa!

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>>34976207
>xenomorph-themed jabberwock
So she's so fat she gets stuck in the vents?

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>>34976242
>Yeah, I guess you're right. What the hell was I thinking?

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>>34976087
You fucking what?

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>>34976138
Cock slap the loli jabberwock

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Cheshire has got be the monster i hate the most from all the trolling they do.

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Need Loli hellhound to keep my lap warm.

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>>34976263
I just don't get why there are so many cheshires in the sabbath. Aren't they supposed to be a wonderland thing?

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>>34976320
>However, it's not as if it can affect any given monster. Because the mana works in a peculiar way to exhibit the effect, unless a monster intentionally accepts it, it won't be effective. In other words, if the monster being dealt with was the wife of the man who ate it to begin with, or if the monster had intended to attack the man, or if the monster felt ready for sex. That is, it's only effective on monsters that are prepared to receive a man's mana, and it's completely ineffective on others such as those who have their heart set on someone else, those who have a husband, and those with no interest in that particular man whatsoever.

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>>34976249
lmao

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>>34976320
>>34975878
Monsters don't mind being raped as long as you take responsibility.

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>>34976343
Make a unsuspecting monster your wife they will be so bamboozled.

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>>34976368

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>>34976374

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>>34976382

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Fact: Onis and Green Orcs are the best life partners.

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>>34976351
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>>34976415
did you really need to?

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>>34976426
Its nice posts

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>>34976424
I was under the impression it wasn't easy being green

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>>34976371
Ebony monsters are the best

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>>34976424
Somehow i like them most, despite being more humanlike they look less like “human woman in shitty cosplay” like most monsters so they are automatically better than most.

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>>34976343
Even rape-rape?

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Which monster girl would be the best rapper?

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>>34976482
Does she look like she's maybe had enough?
Yes.
Am I going to be the one to tell her to slow down?
No.

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>>34976486
As long as it's not a pump-n-dump or some Joseph Fritzl shit it's probably fine.

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>>34976496
I don't know but shoggoth makes the best barbershop quartet

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>>34976424
I want some strong love from a strong monster.

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>>34975994
Touch fluffy tail.

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>>34976524
Is that a skunk?

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>>34976508
>Irish folksinger Dullahan

https://youtu.be/1g7XO7gICAo

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>>34976496
Hellhound or Kakuen.
Serious answer: it seems harpy types are generally more likely to be good with music, so I'm just betting on some kind of bird.

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>>34976535
Maybe it's just a cat with paint on her.

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>>34976482
Lich-san no! What will the Undead Kingdom University think?!

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>>34976503
>Your boss tells you to slow it down for the Lich girl
>Keep giving her more when the boss isn't looking
If you're caught just make the excuse you're building relationships

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>>34976482
I am going to challenge this lich to a drinking contest.

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>>34976482
An undead liver is a strong liver

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Which monster gives the best massages?

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>>34976645
I don't know, but I personally want to get a massage from a Troll.

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I wonder how monsters will view other monsters who got raped rather than having raped.

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>>34976645
Pharaoh, but good luck trying to get one from them.

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I wanna be a shota, where do I go to get that done

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>>34976645
Lava golems are probably up there, they'd make it nice and warm.

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>>34976547
Punk birb

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>>34976645
Kikis

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Her smugness and autism: gone.

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>>34976715
Get potions.

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>>34976754
You're a mean one, mr. Grinch

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>>34976704
How? It's not like they have that much experience.

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>>34976771
Where do I go?

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Can you use a laser pointer on a cheshire to make them follow the light and mess with them

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>>34976787
You should support your local potion seller.

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>>34976812
What would she be teaching me if I were to enroll into her class?

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>>34976810
There are two sellers, a danuki and a dark mage. Which would most likely have them in stock

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>>34976812
I one-up you

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>>34976812
I would end up with a boner and would glady stand when she asks me to

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>>34976820
there's a high correlation with human anatomy and physical education

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>>34976824
There's no way to get a good deal from the danuki, and the dark mage will probably capture you if you tell her why you're there. Just find a way into the dark mage's shop after it closes and rummage around till you find one.

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>>34976780
They research and master the art of massaging so they can teach their servants to do it properly. God voice alone might be enough to relax the body and relieve tension, so you can imagine how good it can get if you combine that with world-class massaging techniques from royal mana-infused hands.

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>>34976845
Okay, I will try to rob the dark mage by luring her out with a shota tied on a stick

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>>34976645
big constrictor lamia

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Raccoons hate him! Learn how this Anon gets anything he wants at Nukimart for free with this one simple trick.

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>>34975757
I find the tier lists pointless.
I prefer the OC Lilims over the canon ones
Helltaker would of been better with porn scenes
Hellhounds are more generic than succubi at this rate

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Is it possible to trap a danuki in debt?

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>>34976918
Yeah to the hellhound bit. They are the basic bitch taste

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>>34976535
imagine the smell.

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Here's how you get everything for free at Nukimart:
1) tie up tanuki
2) steal Nukimart goods
3) steal tanuki

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>>34976918
>I prefer the OC Lilims over the canon ones
I can sort of relate. I find the individuals in world guides and OCs over profiles any day.

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>>34976955
preferring a character to a template is pretty normal

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Lets play a game. You have been charged with watching over an injured monster girl. However, she really wants to go off despite her injuery and get into all sorts of trouble.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
If that wasn't enough, she, like many other monster girls, has a special magic granted gift. (If the gift is overpowered by concept like being a god, it is weakened to levels just beneath a Lilim, unless you get a Lilim then I guess nothing changes or she has a specialization.)
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
How does it go?

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>>34976979
no its not, hes a maverick

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>>34976995
A walking shroom with the ability to know what is in the floor. I can take care of her easy

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>>34976926
Put prices for affectionate acts

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>>34976918
If we're talking overall generic-ness I'd have to disagree with you on hellhounds being more generic than succubi. While hellhounds are very popular in the MGE setting you don't really see too many examples of them outside of it, meanwhile most fantasy settings have some form of succubi in them and usually having the same look in every one of those settings, making them more generic. Fox girls and cat girls are even more generic than succubi, but they are so common in settings and similar in designs they are barely worth noting. They're practically a fantasy constant.

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I want budding undead noble breasts in my mouth.

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>>34977046
I don't know if generic necessarily means bad. I like some constants.

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>>34976995
>Demon with Dough Mimicry
Squishy

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>>34975994
Feel like pressing your luck?

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>>34976995
>Raiju
>Creating physical constructs from pain she experiences
Painkillers so she can't make anything using the pain from her injuries + chastity belt so no electricity is charged, then monitor her until the injuries heal

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>>34977111
I have no luck. Could even argue I have negative or bad luck.

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>>34976995
>Whitehorn with mesmerization
I can't do anything

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>>34976227
I got distracted and didn't start reading it right away when this was posted, just wanna say it was a nice read.

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>>34976995
Lava golem with the ability to make the unatural food. I am boned

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>>34977163
thanks guy, almost did the same thing. Reading now.

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>>34976995
>Holstaur
>Field Manipulation
guess she’s outstanding in her field ba-dum-tss

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>"meet me in the room marked 'torture chamber'"

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My wife and daughter rapes me.

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>>34977280
that's heartwarming

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I got my dick stuck in a stone wall, send help please before any monster girls get it

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>>34975994
Disguised foxes are everywhere.

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What would you guys say is the least popular region/theme? I wanna say underwater stuff but I don't see many winterposters either.

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>>34976995
>Vampire Mindflayer
Fuck.

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>>34976242
But that's what makes it hot

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>>34977377
I'm not sold on living underwater. Maybe if it's a kraken.

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>>34976995
>jianshi
>tentcale fighter
I am a zipangese doujin, aren't I?

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I will steal all the danukis money then burn it

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How high is the turnover rate of the service industry in mg land? I mean any single employer is bound to be snatched up quickly

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We got the cat detector, fat dectector but no hag detector

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I want to dive in.

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>>34977448
Theft and defamation of currency are both serious crimes anon I hope you enjoying being raided by the Danuki Rape Squad

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>>34977517
I'll anwser the door with a bathrobe on

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>>34977500
I want to dive into a fat monstergirl belly.

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>>34976995
>Nurarihyon
>Essence removal

Should I be afraid lads?

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>>34977568
Just means you're getting wrung dry.

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What ARE you gonna do with her tail, /jp/?

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>>34977602
Lick it

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Remember to be careful when walking around Grem-san's shop.
You may come across an automaton in a very embarrassing state of....disassembled.

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>>34977602
MOLEST

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>>34977602
I hope assisted shedding services pay well

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>>34977602
Play with your tail tip

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>>34977602
I'm going to cover every last inch of tail in e-stim patches, set each pair to random intervals, and see if I survive the thrashing. This is something I must do to overcome myself.

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>>34977602
Sleep in those coils

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What is best pillow. Breast, ass, lap, or tummy?

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>>34976087
Dammit Becky, it's like you want onii-chan to alp.

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>>34977878
Lap>Middle>Breasts>Ass

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>>34977878
Tummy, but only fat tummy

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Thick thighs ____ _____

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>>34977989
save lives

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>>34977989
Are my demise

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I want a lilim to fuck me so hard that afterwards I will cum just from thinking about her.

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>>34977989
Lock lads

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>>34977989
mangle minds

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>>34977989
Snap my spine

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I am a drooling tard, which monster girl would best

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>>34978275
Slime

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>>34977989
I feel like the world became a better place after elins and elin-tier proportions reached the zeitgeist.

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>>34978348
What? Explain, am tard

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>>34978418
thighs are wonderful

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>>34978275
>>34978418
please stop this weird rp

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>>34978430
Thanks, they really are great

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Come and get some earthling

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to visit the humble lizardman village and take in the sites.
Believe it or not, their sprawling, cave villages can be quite comfy and with nice dueling sites, restaurants, or heated areas for them to relax in.

They may not be as elaborate as Dwarven Holds but they're interesting to see regardless.

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>>34978705
I like cool places, so I would go live in the deepest part alll alone with a book to draw what little I see

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>>34977377
built in snacks

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draphs are for loving

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>>34979037
Draphs are for making into a barn of loving wives.

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Quick question what’s the best way to get back at my brothers for selling me into slavery to the pharaoh?

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One day, we will understand the meaning of ! !

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any ayy poon drinkers in the chat rn?

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>>34977602
fellate the tip of it

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>>>34974965
>Snjørting powdered Jøtunn milk

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>>34979055
Sell him into slavery to the Ice Queen

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I will hold hands with my wife, fingers interlocking

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>>34979055
You get back at them by showing them forgiveness once you are the most powerful man in the kingdom.

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>>34976227
Pretty good Amoeba

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>>34979063
Those are some big kiki tits.

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>>34976995
>Image is a Banshee
>Got a banshee
I'm satisfied

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>>34976841
Cute toenails

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>>34979063
Maybe they're supposed to be primitive arrows pointing to her holes?

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What's with the gachaspam? A quarter of images in the thread are gacha related

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>>34976995
>hornet
>chi generation
Well she's going to be a handful to nurse back to help. This might be a bad thing but I am considering getting her addicted to Alraune nectar to make her more docile. If she wants to spend all of her time cuddling with me and drinking nectar she won't go out and get herself killed doing a DBZ LARP.

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>>34979168
Based

>Force them to leave the youngest brother behind as randsom
>Apophis gets to him within a week

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>>34979365
He's a strange man. He does that.

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>>34979405
>based
go back

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>>34976995
>Nekomata
>Popularity Inducement
If she uses that on me in ANY populated location, I am a dead man.

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>>34976995
>Soldier Beetle
>Vigorous activity
Aren't they supposed to be calm? I now have the most stubborn , hyperactive soldier beetle in existence.

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>>34979449
fag

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>>34976995
>kaimatachi
>life and death connection
Im gonna have 3 basically immortal weasels who will feel my death with their whole being
fuck man, i hope they can grant me immortality so I can spare them the trouble of losing me.

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How can I convince the kikis in my house that I didn’t hire them and that i don't need maid, they seem to be very persistent in their claims of me being their master?

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>>34976995
>kobold
>electric augmentation
would it be weird to ask her to shock my prostate with a car battery

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>>34979125
Good idea the ice queen and her subjects are quite bored being on royal ice maker duty
>>34979168
Lame. Let me guess they’ll have a brother who looks similar to me and turns out to be my biological brother from my father’s harem and they’ll willingly subject themselves to slavery to save him, I’d rather go back to throne duty than forgive them

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>>34976754
>Her

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>>34979628
Wont you be potentially be putting people into power that your not on good terms with?

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>>34979727
As what, consort of the living ice maker herself and her servants? There’s no way they’d betray me again and sell me and the pharaoh out to an apophis

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>>34979055
>>34979125
>>34979405
>Anon and his brothers hate each other
>everyone including their wives think the opposite
>since they accidentally played matchmaker and got each other a happy marriage

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>when monster waifu finds the cumjar

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What kind of praise or compliments would you give your waifu that would make her bashful or embarrassed?
>"Your mofu is far grander than anything a fox could hope to have!"

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>>34979933
u cute i hug

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>pull out of jubjub for a split second for a moment of respite
>she immediately notices the microsecond the heat leaves her body
>"PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME-"

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Is it true that one can easily defeat an ushi-oni just by flipping her spider butt like a tractor tire and pinning her human half down for some rough cuddling?

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>>34977989
get tied.

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>>34979921
>Gives you a pre laminated photo album instead.

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>>34980228
>no ropes actually on her thighs
mediocre

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>>34980299
Apologies for inadequate thigh bondage.

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>>34980317
Forgiven.

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What nickname does your p'orcer harem call you?

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>"Aruji-dono, I find it very frustrating to see you masturbating in private when I specifically told you I am more than happy to bear you the heirs you need. This will be the last time I 'advise' you on the matter as your humble servant."

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>>34980618
I just want to ask her on a date but she keeps calling me master and talks about heirs and stuff

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>>34979449
Lol where do you think you are faggot?

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Can you beat your wife in a dance-off?

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>>34980666
Not Reddit.

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>>34980618
Kunoichi can be scary.

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>>34980228
I care about neither bondage or foxes, so I initially glossed over this image, so thanks for the other anon pointing it out.

What the absolute fuck is this trash? Nothing around her thighs, nothing between her thighs, nothing around her ass, nothing between her tits. Boring basic ass pose, there's literally nothing stopping her from standing up straight.

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>>34980682
I don't know. We'd both look like goons and be complete garbage, but we'd have fun with each other doing it.

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>>34980568
>Ranger!

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>>34980691
I've never seen a r*ddit user used 'based'

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>>34980682
>beat your wife
ywn have a weird masochist wife that wants you to do the 'donkeypunch'

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>>34976385
>>34976382
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>>34976368
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>>34976351
Super cute. Thank You to whoever made this.

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>>34980618
So why the fuck isn't he? He has a ready and willing woman soon-to-be-wife to bear him at least attempt to many sons to continue the family name.

I question his sexuality.

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HUFF THE FLUFF
NUZZLE THE NOSE
PET THE EARS
CUDDLE THAT CAT

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>>34976995
>cursed sword
>supernatural content
I can believe, that my wife is an edgy Shonen Manga protagonist!

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>>34981304
Gee, Manticores aren't that scary after all!

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>>34980909
It's a Reddit word. Go back.

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>>34981314
They act really scary but they love you like every mamono does. They're also weak to all the stuff cats are weak too, but be prepared for retribution when you stop.

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>>34976995
>alp
>Aquatic manipulation
Give aquaman (lady) a person to talk to about her repressed sexualty.

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Appreciate goblins

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>>34976995
>Sea Bishop
>Adaptive Appearance
Seems like I'm gonna have a fun time trying to stop her from transforming and trying to convert everyone to worshiping Poseidon.
But on the positive side, now she can leg lock me.

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>>34980178
Why is the pink bird angerly chirping at me?

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>>34980909
They're the ones always spamming it everywhere.
>Based!
>Cringe!
Being posted as replies without any other content in the post since they're so used to upvoting and downvoting.

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>>34981436
Because she's an angry bird. They're always angry.

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Training with a BEEG oni!

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Today is the day of the Holy Trinity! Explain it!

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>>34981632
me, my wife and a bed

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>>34981632
>my lich wife
>my lich wife's vampire best friend
>the cc wight my lich wife learned necromancy from

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do things that are technically cannon but not thread approved things to a Cheshire.

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>>34981632
Holstaur oneesan
Minotaur childhood friend
Hakutaku sensei

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>>34981632
The fallen goddess:
>The mother who is in pandemonium
>The daughters who came for the sins of humans
>And the lewd spirit that surrounds us while we fuck

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>>34976374
MG Beorn sure is cute.
Which is not a sentence I ever expected to see, yet here we are.

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>>34976995
>Evil Empowerment Pharaoh
I'm instantly a slave, I guess?

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>>34981632
>me
>childhood friend minotaur who's twice my size
>breakfast in bed

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>>34981632
Me, your mother, and your virgin self in the room over with the funko pops.

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>>34981632
>Sneed
>feed
>seed

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>>34982560
Chuck's would be way more popular in MGC.

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>>34981632
Yeti, Bogey, and Weresheep, the holy trinity of cuddling

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>>34982771
But you also need a bunyip to make it the proper quadrinity of cuddling.

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>>34976995
>Dark Mage
>Obsession empowerment
hmm

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give me lewd latenights.

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>>34976995
>Greenworm
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Our%C3%A1kinetic_Combat

So she's a Greenworm with a tail.
It can't be that bad, honestly. It's not like she's going to tie me up with said tail and try to become a Papillon right? Because while it would probably help with the recovery process the metamorphosis would probably take a bit longer.

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>>34983048

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>>34975994
>A Large Mouse is in a school currently going to teach some students a little history lesson.

>"Alright boys and girls. Your current teacher is not around today so I'm gonna be your substitute. Sit down and listen boys and girls. For I got a Story, slash, history lesson for you all."
>she *ahems*
>"Once upon a time, long long ago, Men and Dwarfs lived together beneath the roof of one great city. Some said it was the oldest and greatest city in the world and had existed before the time of the longbeards and manlings, build by older and wiser hands in the dawn of the world. The city lay both above and below the earth, in keeping with the nature of the populace that dwelt there. The Dwarfs ruled in their great halls of stone below ground and wrestled the fruits of the rock free with their day-long toil, while the manlings reaped the fields of swaying corn that surrounded the city with a patchwork blanket of gold. The sun smiled, men laughed, and everyone was happy.
One day the men of the city decided that they should give praise to their gods for their good fortunes. They planned a temple such as the world had never seen before. In the central square a colossal hall would be built and topped with a single, cloud-piercing tower. A tower so tall it would touch the very heart of the heavens. After much planning, and with the help of the longbeards, they set about their monumental task.
Weeks became months and months became years and still the manlings built. Men grew old and grey working on that great temple, their sons continuing their work through summer sun and winter rain. At last, after many generations, work began on the great spire itself. Years passed and the tower reached such a height that the manlings found it ever more difficult to take the stone up to the top. Eventually the work slowed to a crawl and finishing the tower seemed impossible. Then one came among the men of the city who offered his help in their great scheme. He asked a single boon of them in return and claimed that if they would grant him this, he would complete the tower in a single night. The manlings said to themselves. "What have we to lose?" and offered to make a bargain with the grey-clad stranger. All he wished was to add his own dedication to the gods onto the temple structure. The manlings agreed and the bargain was struck. At dusk the stranger entered the unfinished temple and bade the manlings to return at midnight. Clouds swept over the moons, cloaking the temple in darkness as the manlings left. All over the city, men watched and waited as the hours slipped past until, near midnight, by ones and twos, they gathered again in the temple square. The wind blew and the clouds parted as they gazed up at the temple. It rose like an unbroken lance against the sky, pure and white. At its very peak a great horned bell hung gleaming coldly in the moonlight. The stranger's dedication to the gods was there but of the stranger himself, there was no sign.
The manlings rejoiced that their father's fathers work was done. They surged forward to enter the temple. Then, at the stroke of midnight, the great bell began to toll, once.... twice.... thrice. Slow, heavy waves of sound rolled across the city. Four... five... six times the bell rang, like the torpid pulse of a bronze giant. Seven... eight... nine, the rolling of the bell grew louder with each ring, and the manlings staggered back from the temple steps clutching their ears. Ten... eleven... twelve... thirteen. At the thirteenth stroke, lightning split the skies and thunder echoes through the night. High above, the dark circle of Morrslieb was lit by a bright flash and all fell ominously silent. The manlings fled to their beds, frightened and puzzled by the portents they had seen. Next morning they arose to find that the darkness had come to their city. Brooding storm clouds reared above the rooftops and such rain fell as had never been seen before. Black, like ash, the rain fell and puddled in the streets, slicking the cobbles with darkly iridescent colours."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994
>A Large Mouse is in a school currently going to teach some students a little history lesson.

>"Alright boys and girls. Your current teacher is not around today so I'm gonna be your substitute. Sit down and listen boys and girls. For I got a Story, slash, history lesson for you all."
>she *ahems*
>"Once upon a time, long long ago, Men and Dwarfs lived together beneath the roof of one great city. Some said it was the oldest and greatest city in the world and had existed before the time of the longbeards and manlings, build by older and wiser hands in the dawn of the world. The city lay both above and below the earth, in keeping with the nature of the populace that dwelt there. The Dwarfs ruled in their great halls of stone below ground and wrestled the fruits of the rock free with their day-long toil, while the manlings reaped the fields of swaying corn that surrounded the city with a patchwork blanket of gold. The sun smiled, men laughed, and everyone was happy.
>One day the men of the city decided that they should give praise to their gods for their good fortunes. They planned a temple such as the world had never seen before. In the central square a colossal hall would be built and topped with a single, cloud-piercing tower. A tower so tall it would touch the very heart of the heavens. After much planning, and with the help of the longbeards, they set about their monumental task.
Weeks became months and months became years and still the manlings built. Men grew old and grey working on that great temple, their sons continuing their work through summer sun and winter rain. At last, after many generations, work began on the great spire itself. Years passed and the tower reached such a height that the manlings found it ever more difficult to take the stone up to the top. Eventually the work slowed to a crawl and finishing the tower seemed impossible. Then one came among the men of the city who offered his help in their great scheme. He asked a single boon of them in return and claimed that if they would grant him this, he would complete the tower in a single night. The manlings said to themselves. "What have we to lose?" and offered to make a bargain with the grey-clad stranger. All he wished was to add his own dedication to the gods onto the temple structure. The manlings agreed and the bargain was struck. At dusk the stranger entered the unfinished temple and bade the manlings to return at midnight. Clouds swept over the moons, cloaking the temple in darkness as the manlings left. All over the city, men watched and waited as the hours slipped past until, near midnight, by ones and twos, they gathered again in the temple square. The wind blew and the clouds parted as they gazed up at the temple. It rose like an unbroken lance against the sky, pure and white. At its very peak a great horned bell hung gleaming coldly in the moonlight. The stranger's dedication to the gods was there but of the stranger himself, there was no sign.
>The manlings rejoiced that their father's fathers work was done. They surged forward to enter the temple. Then, at the stroke of midnight, the great bell began to toll, once.... twice.... thrice. Slow, heavy waves of sound rolled across the city. Four... five... six times the bell rang, like the torpid pulse of a bronze giant. Seven... eight... nine, the rolling of the bell grew louder with each ring, and the manlings staggered back from the temple steps clutching their ears. Ten... eleven... twelve... thirteen. At the thirteenth stroke, lightning split the skies and thunder echoes through the night. High above, the dark circle of Morrslieb was lit by a bright flash and all fell ominously silent. The manlings fled to their beds, frightened and puzzled by the portents they had seen. Next morning they arose to find that the darkness had come to their city. Brooding storm clouds reared above the rooftops and such rain fell as had never been seen before. Black, like ash, the rain fell and puddled in the streets, slicking the cobbles with darkly iridescent colours."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34976995
>Creeping Coin
>Control Negation
The only person around to mind control me is her so I don't think this changes anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983183
>At first some of the manlings didn't worry, they waited for the rain to stop so that they might resume their work. But the rain did not stop, the winds blew stronger and lightning shook the high tower. Days stretched into weeks and still the rain did not stop. Each night the bell tolled thirteen times and each morning the darkness lay across the city. The manlings became fearful and prayed to their gods. Still the rains did not stop and the black clouds hung like a shroud over the fields of flattened corn. The Manlings went to the Dwarfs and beseeched their help. The longbeards were unconcerned -- what matter a little rain on the surface? In the bosom of the earth all was warm and dry. Now the manlings huddled in their dwelling, fear gnawing at their hearts. They sent some of their number to faraway places to seek help but none of them returned. Some went to the temple to pray and sacrifice their dwindling food to the gods but they found the temple door closed to them. The rain grew heavier. Dark hailstones fell from the sky and crushed the sodden crops. The great bell tolled a death knell over the terrified city.
>Soon great stones cleft the heavens, rushing down like dark meteors to smash the homes of the manlings. Many sickened and then became hornier coomers from no apparent cause, and the newborn babies of the manlings were corrupted with mysterious energies. Making the boys want to love vermin girls and turning the girls into vermin. Skulking vermin looted what little stored corn there was left and the manlings were forced to bargain with the rats. The manling elders went to see the Dwarfs again and this time demanded their help. They wanted to bring their folk below ground to safety, they wanted food. The longbeards grew angry, and told the manlings that the lower workings were flooded and their food had also been maurauded by rat girls. There remained barely enough food and shelter for them and their kinsmen. They cast the manlings out of their halls and closed their doors once more.
>In the ruins of the city above, each day became more messier than the last. The manlings despaired and called for succor from the dark gods, whispered the names of forgotten Pagan Gods and all the other Old Gods in the hope of salvation. But none came -- instead the vermin returned, bigger and bolder AND hornier than ever. Their slinking, furred shapes infested the broken city, fucking the fallen human men and pulling down the weak human women to corrupt into more man-sized rodents. Each midnight the bell tolled thirteen times on high, seeming now brazen and triumphant. The manlings lived as hunted creatures in their own city as great rat packs roamed the streets in search of them.
>At last the desperate manlings took up such weapons as they had and beat upon the Dwarfs door, threatening that if they did not emerge they would drag them out by their beards. No reply came from within. The manlings took up beams and battered down the doors to reveal the tunnels below, dark and empty. Steeling themselves, the pitiful remnants of the city's once proud populace descended. In the ancient hall of kingship they found the Dwarfs, now naught but corrupted horny monstergirls in the form of more childish littler girls, with whatever male dwarves left become fuck toys to their changed dwarven brethren and or the rat girls. And there they saw by the dying light of their torches the myriad eyes about them, glittering like liquid midnight as the rats closed in for the kill. The manlings stood back to back and fought for their lives, but against such implacable ferocity and countless numbers of the verminous horde, their weapons were useless. The tide of monstergirl rats flowed over them one by one, dragging them down to be loved and fucked, the yellow chisel-teeth sinking into their soft-flesh, giving the manlings hickies. The dark tufted feminine mass drowning their pitiful screams with their girly chittering.....

>the rat girl teacher placed down her documents
>"And that there is the story of ratgirls like founded a boring human and dwarf city and made it into our Capital. Please do an essay regarding the topic just discussed. I will expect your papers in an hour."

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to not reply to not give warhammerfag (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983216
Anyone who dumps that much text and doesn't use pastebin doesn't deserve a reply anyway unless it's translation work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983098
I would get a flyswatter if you ask me

[Anonymous No.]

How 2 milk wild ushi?

[Anonymous No.]

Ghouls are like jubjubs. Except, instead of dick in pussy, it's dick in mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983289
horse tranquilizers

[Anonymous No.]

wow, that's a lot of words
too bad I'm not reading them you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983331
Smart move. It's reheated pasta from February https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/22919422/#22919979

[Anonymous No.]

Fuckin
How about we make some greens and stories we can actually talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983298
Ghouls in particular always turned me off. They look like they have the bubonic plague and it just makes me want to get as far away from them as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983418
>pet Manticore head
>kiss Manticore on the nose
>Manticore flustered and embarrassed
>MISSION COMPLETE

[Anonymous No.]

lets play a game of luck
roll your momster girl and see if they can be a good parent.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983418
I'm no author, so please excuse my sub-average writing skills.
>Anon was only a little boy when he was abandoned by his mother. Being a human female, she was inexcplicably cruel and felt no love for him.
>Luckily, the infant Anon was found by an OL CC succubus and she raised him.
>Anon loves his momster lots and she loves him.
>Eventually, when Anon grew up, his momster decided it was time he became a man and so they got married.
>They had lots of children and lived happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dragonium
>dragonium, magical ore
i dont think they'd make good parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
Holy shit my momster is the introduction to the encyclopedia
I'm going to kick the wandering scholar's nuts in

[Anonymous No.]

>You IDIOT!
>You weren't supposed to cum inside me for another 31.9 seconds!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>Wilmarina
But she's the worst character in that book.

[Anonymous No.]

I have been cursed to die alone and unloved, only a kiss from a succubus knight can break this curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983628
too bad she is now your mom.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife have any funny distinguishing verbal tics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>rolled lilim
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>Red Oni
Maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983590
Hot, someone draw this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>cupid
I love me mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>magic gems
I think rocks can't raise kids

[Anonymous No.]

Allright, how would You handle that:
>Your mom is Your preffered species of mamono
>but she's biological mom, not a momster, so You can't get with her
>Your sisters are free to pursue relationship as they see fit, so they are not into incest at all
>same for cousins, aunts and so on
How would You use the fact that You're a son of Your preffered mamono type, to Your advantage in wife hunting for that species member.
imagine making Your relatives kyaaa when You say "I wanna marry a pretty X girl like mommy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>titania
I am the prince of a fairy kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983894
Ask mom If she has some old single friends of her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pamper BEEG buff girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983894
Just go out and try and meet people who are not my family?
It's really not that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983418
mine are always ignored though

[Anonymous No.]

>>34977382
>She flays you to make you stop resisting before biting you
hot

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a norm in Monstergirl lands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984132
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981443
This is true. It's so low effort you might as well say nothing at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984132
KC confirmed there's no shotacon monster girls. Some might end up with a shota because they love him but because of who he is but not because he's a shota, physical appearance doesn't matter and if he had the same personality he could be a fat old man for all she cares.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there miniature Kobold breeds? If Fairies are fuckable, then a mini-sized Kobold wouldn't be that hard to stick it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34979063
Double factorial

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to isekai you all!

[Anonymous No.]

Dhampirs are the most noble of all monster girls. Vampires must be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984353
>Dhampirs are the most chuuni of all monster girls.
FTFY, but I agree with that last part

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, you guys are right! Mamono Mana does turn teh ancient evils good and lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983048
The lewdest I can remember
https://imgbox.com/KlzkjWhy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984259
>Some might end up with a shota because they love him but because of who he is but not because he's a shota

But anon. Now you made some of us wonder and imagine a sight of the stronger monstergirls happy with their shota boyfriend/husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: You're a degenerate human man who likes being treated like a child by a monstergirl
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiOyza1cqCk

...Unless, there are monstergirls who are more than willing to treat their husbands like this because power of love huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a kejourou, with drill hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984590
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981632
Pears
Size difference
Maledom

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to tell my vampire wife to drink more water!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984688
that's a WIDE snek

[Anonymous No.]

I like her wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983418
Will new translations do?

https://pastebin.com/C9dRUNjN
>Ancient Waterways of the Spirits
>Streams flow throughout the town of Mira, and spread out into a number of waterways
>Did you know Mira is also known for having just as many waterways as the first song island, Al Mar?

>Mira’s waterways, which spread out in many directions like this, are called the “Ancient Waterways of the Spirits”
>When you go down a waterway in a boat like this, you’ll sometimes see gondolas abandoned in the waterway, see?
>In Mira, anyone is free to board a gondola parked in the waterway like that, it’s also common to leave the boat as is when you get off.
>Ufufu, is it weird for us to reuse the boats like this? It’s true that in Al Mar, each song maiden has her own individual gondola and guides guests around by handling the boat herself, but Mira’s song maidens “ask” the gondola to go down the waterway for them
>Fufu, your face says “I have no idea what you’re talking about”
>When riding a gondola in Mira, you can call upon the spirits and borrow the power of Undines and Sylphs, allowing you to momentarily control the flow of water around and around as you wish, or you can have the wind blow and push the boat like whoosh~, and when night falls, you can call out to the pure spirits to light the path ahead
>Oh, of course, it’s not like we leave everything up to the spirits, we’re good at handling the gondolas by ourselves too, you know?
>We also invite song maidens from Al Mar to the “Spirit Houses” so they can teach us to properly guide our guests
>However, to Mira’s song maidens, the gondolas are a place to call upon the spirits and talk with them, so that’s why we don’t manage the boats, and don’t really feel like we own them
>Eh? It’d be a real pain if someone took the gondola while you were browsing a store?
>Ufufu, it’s okay, no song maiden would take a gondola with luggage in it, and if there are no gondolas nearby, you can ask a nearby spirit and they will bring you one that no one is using
>And, of course, if there’s no luggage or people on board, anyone is free to ride a gondola, even if they aren’t a song maiden.
>Mira’s waterways flow slowly, so even someone not used to gondolas can easily go a short distance Sometimes they’re even used in place of bridges to get to the opposite side, so you can also use them casually
>However, I don’t think it would be a good idea for someone other than us song maidens or elementalists to ride an empty gondola and call out to the spirits...

>Well, while it may be fine to call out to the spirits and have a fun conversation... If you ask for guidance or to borrow their power, they may demand “compensation”, and if it’s a mischievous Sylph, the boat may arbitrarily take you to a deserted area, and you would be earnestly violated on a gondola with no escape...
>Ufufu, well in any case, you can get along well with spirits, they aren’t so bad after all...
>Of course, if there’s compensation from the beginning... For example, if you make a promise to be a spirit’s lover, they’ll earnestly grant you their power, so if you think about it, they could never be bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984590
>one of her massive drills wind around your body so you can't escape
>another one milks your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984751
https://pastebin.com/dNPqK4kY
>Spirit Fields
>Please take a look to your right~ Over there, you can see a traditional Miran landscape, a spirit field
>Ufufu, it’s just, when I’m guiding people around in a boat like this, I can’t help but want to say that
>Many of the households in Mira have a paddy field that draws water from a stream near the house, look, the water is spread out and shiny like a mirror, right?
>It’s a little difficult to tell because the sun is still out, but pure spirits are still lightly flying around the paddy fields.
>It’s much easier to see at night, you can clearly see the pure spirits faintly glowing in gentle pink, yellow-green, azure, and yellow colors, as if they were dancing, and the pure spirit’s light is reflected on the flooded fields, making everyone’s fields so sparkly and beautiful...!
>I want you to properly see it at night too, so I’m going to keep you company until night falls

>Mira has long had very good harvests and has been able to grow a variety of crops due to the spirits visiting these paddy fields.
>The spirits are vital to Mira’s fields, and the reason these paddy fields shine like a mirror and remain clean and clear is because they have received an Undine’s blessings.
>In a similar fashion, the other spirits also help out... Oh, I just saw one, look at that “waterwheel” over there
>In Mira’s streams, there are many waterwheels like this made from wood collected in the forests, and they spin around making a delightful sound.
>That’s where Sylphs often go for walks, and when they turn the waterwheels, clean water flows into everyone’s fields That’s why when you go sightseeing, the course that follows along the waterwheels is called “The Sylph’s Path”
>Of course, the fertile soil that forms the foundation of the fields is thanks to the Gnomes, and when the rain has been falling for days and the fields have gotten too soggy, Ignis shine warm weather on the fields, making them even more cheerful than usual.

>Many of the spirit fields of each family are fields that have received the mana of monsterized elementals, and the most popular crops are “Melting Vegetables” (WG2-p.48) and “Melty Fruit”, which is a subspecies of melting vegetable.
>But lately, with the help of dark elemental mana, there are also fields popping up that grow monster realm crops with more lewd effects to serve in special night-only menus at bars
>I too was thinking it would be wonderful to cooperate with a dark elemental to make a prisoner fruit orchard... Ufufu, in that case, I’ll have to prepare lots and lots of mana for the dark elementals, ufufu May I ask for your cooperation

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984688
Don't overfeed your sneks, it's bad for their health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981632
Hags
Mombods
Old highschool unifrom that don't fit right

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984776
I dunnno, looks like it did wonders for her 'health'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984751
>>However, I don’t think it would be a good idea for someone other than us song maidens or elementalists to ride an empty gondola and call out to the spirits...
I'm going to do it anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981632
Sex in the cowgirl position
Sex in the missonary position with leg locks
Sex in the shower!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984688
She looks like she was blessed quite a lot by Harthor

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984766
Thanks man. Translations are always awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981551
Is she lifting my house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984751
I wouldn't mind being at the whimsy of a dark sylph

[Anonymous No.]

My cock is the cock that pierces the heavens
>t. zinpangu doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

This is a good way to get raped by a Succ isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

What is the most depraved fantasy you guys have about your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983894
I'd like to say I wouldn't but I would probably marry female pharaoh relatives

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984294
>Her breasts get larger as his art skills get better
Kek, you love to see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
the most /d/ thing imaginable. handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
Putting her clothes that are not for her age, highschool uniform, and handholding

[Anonymous No.]

How do monster girls cope with the borgars lost along the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
Not thread appropriate regarding mine.
It does involve the term 'broodmother' being more literally applied to both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984294
uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34984766
>growing fruit in a paddy field
Don't know if that's how it works but I guess cranberries run on that logic so it all works out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
Sneak into the pharaohs palace, find out she's not there, shrug and fuck my apophis on the pharaohs bed and go home.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna do it, lads. I'm poking my manticore with one of her own spines. She's gonna see what it feels like. Don't try and stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985213
Does it even do anything to women? Most of the effects seem male focused, so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
oral but she's in full dragon form

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985240
I'm about to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985074
Nigga, that's the ONE succ you don't want to get raped by. She broadcasts the rape LIVE in her special night concerts and makes her belly transparent so everyone can see you pathetically shooting her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985180
I doubt the 3 second rule is observed by hungry monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
I want mine to wear a nice dress suit with pants, and to hold me close while she leads me in a dance...

[Anonymous No.]

>Buttfuck your Kikimora maid every night
>Call for her again tonight
>She enters your room, sees the lube on the nightstand and just pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs
>She takes her glasses off, lets her hair down, and utters one word, "No"
>She marches over to you, forces you down onto the bed with strength you didn't know she had, tears your pants off like they were tissue paper and climbs on top of you
>"You will continue your bloodline, Master, one way or the other"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
There's some not thread appropriate ones but this is the one I'll admit here
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Doppelganger_Potion

[Anonymous No.]

I know Bogeys are about softness, but they're related to Onis, so it's not out of the question there's one with hard biceps, thighs, and abs. One like that would really make me feel safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
One that's certainly not safe to share here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
I just like to think of her wrapping her wings around us and licking my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
mostly not thread appropriate, so getting properly mindbroken and turned into her plaything

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985405
They're soft on the outside but they do have layers. They're like onions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

Loli or milf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985594
Why not a milf loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985592
Makes me think of living in a village with all the dragons type monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
I have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope there are no brave people here. You wouldn't want to be glued to Valkyri's hips for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985592

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985673
I wouldn't want a mgq girl anyway

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89983807

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985592
Which order am I supposed to read this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985943
Both sides simultaneously

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985943
Usually left side first with those

[Anonymous No.]

>>34986027
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985943
You have two eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
Hardcore shibari and whipping

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985264
Oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

Is life in MGC a mature and visceral experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34986194
It's like Liberty City with sex instead of violence

[Anonymous No.]

DESPERATE virgin JK mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34986194
>get arrested for being a virgin
>refuse offers for a lawyer and argue in your own defence
>lose
Which monster wins the right to anons virginity, his prosecutor, the judge, or the another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985943
Your choice, looks like they are shouting at each other at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>What the hell is going on with your equipment?
>It was never meant to do this in the first place.
Anon are you sure you're up for whatever experiment Gremlin and Lich are cooking up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34986487
sure, what's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34986487
Reminds me of that one game you play as a knight in full armor but the first hit you take the armor is destroyed and you are forced to clear the rest of the stage on underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
Her having sex with an animal (horse or bull) eating its shit straight from the ass, then making out with my other wife, licking whatever was left over off her face, who then both suck my dick together, then they force a kiss with me, forcing me to smell their shit breath mouths. Then for being a bad hubby and not enjoying the stink, they force me to drink a vial of a shrinking potion. They make-out with tiny me intertwined with their tongues, and one of them swallows me whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34986499
>I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely, I remain uncomfortable with the...
>Anon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional. We have assured the Administrator that nothing will go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34986487
Anon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34986487
I was born ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
I want to be kidnapped by a Shirohebi I've never met before and locked in her rape dungeon until I'm broken and love her back. Yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

>>34986547
Where are the alien monster girls? KC needs to step up his game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

>>34980765
>there's literally nothing stopping her from standing up straight.
besides her immense thirst, you mean
it is kind of a shitty (or incomplete) ropejob but she's trying her best to present

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981211
I get that there's a tentacle monster or something IN LoL, but it doesn't stop me from hating all these otherwise-nice POV Ahri pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981632
consciousness
the physical body
the presence of being

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
you want this link, ftfy
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
anyway
>Griffon
Yes, I think so. Probably a little overprotective, doesn't want to let me leave, that kind of thing- but no slouch parent, either. All the mountain-yak meat I can eat, yessir

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>Wendigo
Wendimom would keep me fed better than my grandma and make sure I'm bundled up when I go outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985264
Imagine your succ wife raping you live in front of her millions of fans while teasing you and getting you to say all sorts of embarrassing things. Final moments of the 'concert' are her holding you tight before grabbing you by the chin, forcing you to look her in the eye, and saying "I love you, anon. Do you love me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985074
What's a good way to rape a succ?

[Anonymous No.]

If you marry the white goat, you have to marry the black goat as well
Don't worry about marrying Bapho-chan. She's mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987222
I'm an only-one kinda guy, so I guess that means I'm marrying the sleep goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987250
excuse me that goat is mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985187
>Dragon
>Wight
>judging from the hands, Ice Queen and Pharaoh
>Echidna
He's gonna get milked for days isn't he

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987025
and I'll look down and whisper "no"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987394
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987394
Thot status: Patrolled

[Anonymous No.]

>>34979055
Let Pharoah's waifu reverse-ntr rape you
>is he the earliest anon? - after Liliths ofc

[Anonymous No.]

Can any of you dual-wield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34985106
Probably not on par with everyone else's fantasies, but I have two wives and will give one for each of them. With my first wife, I want her to level drain me in the amazon position until I lose consciousness, then wake up with my face buried in her cleavage. Don't know what to do after that, maybe some cuddling and having a snack to replenish our energy. With the second wife, I would really enjoy having her feed me something while being blindfolded and tied to a chair, that sort of yandere stuff. I trust her enough not to feed me something bad and to be extra gentle through the whole thing, but her possessive personality would really make the whole experience exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981632
The unholy Trinity

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981632
small, big, and BEEG

[Anonymous No.]

manticores will drain and dump you on the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987637
Will I at least get dumped on a pile of newspapers or cardboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987589
>>34987616
I don't want to sound like a broken record, but if I was to get hitched with Kamaitachi, I'd like BEEG, BEEG, and BEEG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34981632

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987666
Best place to look for those kinds of weasel trios are on the Muscle Mountain, s8n.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987588
Both of those sound wonderful anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Are brown Jinkos ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987833
No.
They're excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987833
>brown Jinkos
Yes. Very much Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987833
Indian tigers are fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987588
May have gotten the position name wrong for the first scenario. Hopefully I can learn them before portals open so I don't request the wrong thing.
>>34987714
I know they are pretty tame, but that's all I really want outside of standard 2 wife married life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987855
>indian jinkos on Facebook
>SIR YUO ARE VERY HANSOM
>SHOW PEEN AND BOLS PLS
>I AWAIT YOUR REPLY SIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987833
All brown girls are an instant s tier in my book

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>Holstaurus
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987616
big, bigger and biggerer

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987394
Based. Hag cows don't deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
> dark slime
Help pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987905
Hags deserve all the love. They are the most fertile monster girls after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987833
>>34987855
>Indian Jinko Neighour
>Neighbour me made too much curry, have some.
>Neighbour you can keep the tuppers they are good tuppers will serve you well
>Neighbour you call Uber Eats too much is no good come jinko house i have food.
>Neighour eat one more chapati come one more and then cardamom cake.
>Neighour your favourite nut is Almond? Oh, you so smart I always knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>Hel
I'm pretty sure I'm well off with a goddess for a mother. I wonder who would be more interested in marrying me: divine or undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>melting vegetable
I don’t make it past infancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>Sea slime
I am at sea and I am salty about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988094
Marry an archangel, don't waste your seed on dead wombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>>34986920
>Automaton
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>valkirye
Warrior mommy milks will make me one strong boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987527
It's a lot harder than using a shield, but you feel pretty cool when you win against someone. The only people you end up winning against is usually another person trying some anime bullshit and beating them with experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988241
Desperate feathery wings typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994
No escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988411
Why escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifu's theme song anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
Whatever song you hear when you experience instant loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
probably this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btys5pB4LrE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC452qNLXFg

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
That one tuba song that kinda goes 'hoomp de doomp de doomp de doopity doomp de doomp de doomp de doopity'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU&ab_channel=merlotjemerlotje
guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93ATlvVV1w4

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988780
Anon-kyun I see a hole the advertisers would not be happy about

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983564
>Dark Angel
Single Mom Adoption Scenario: Inevitably Megamorphs themselves through some means in order to maximize my desire for her now proper mombod.
Married Mom Scenario: Teaches her kid how to treat a woman "right".

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994
What would be the MGC equivalent of threads like this?
>>34977697

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eyUVVcgc8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987250
>>34987275
Excuse me sirs, but Runya is mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988780
Try tongue but hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i7qZxICwgQ
I'm pretty sure we all who this is

[Anonymous No.]

If portals were to open and all the plants/animals near your home got corrupted by monster mana, what are some of the first monsters you would see? Do you think any of them would try to make a move on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWdA1DKfbwo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
>Live in an apartment with next to no wild life nearby.
Unless the park that has s shit ton of flowers I live right next to is gonna be full of Alraune all of a sudden, probably not much.

[Anonymous No.]

Making a loli Demon's long, delicate knife ears twitch by groping and lewding her from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
>Common
Soldier beetles, dryads, alraunes, harpies, giant ants, honey bees, hornets, vamp mosquitoes, greenworm.
>Uncommon
White horn, wererabbit, sahuagin, lamia, mothman, papillon, owl harpy.
>What's going to try to attack me
There's been a giant fly that's been bashing itself on my windows trying to get in for the past couple weeks, so probably a Beelzebub. I hope I can summon my waifu and form a covenant with her before it can break in and raid my fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
Buffalo girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
I would have a harem of moths after my lamp. This is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
either nutria rats or magnolias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
Oh fug, the bear girls and h'orcers are coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

say something nice about lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
lots of petite brown-scaled lizard girls, some black racer and rat snake lamias, some alraunes, a colony or two of honeybee girls, the stray cats all become cait siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
lots of moths, various birbs and cats
I am fine with any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989908
They're easy to avoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989908
they are the most beautiful mamono
I want one to be my mommy

[Anonymous No.]

Run as administrator

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want mge style monsters to be depicted more in movies and videogames or do you prefer varied approaches to the concept in stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990258
Drag and drops into Recycle Bin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990264
Don't want em in anything, where they'll be ruined for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990280
>I'm sorry Mastah, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990303
it aint that bad, Wrm.EXE just makes your computer into a beacon for all wurms in the area. It has caused a lot of damage to all the businesses unfortunate enough to get the virus

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990303
Oh god, THE SHOGS GONE ROGUE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989908
If you like how one of them looks, you'll like them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Travel to Wonderland
>Hire a jabberwock prostitute that specializes in /d/egerate fetish fulfillment
>Spend the entire night you hired her for cuddling with her
>Occasionally give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her and that she's beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990368
Man those mouth tentacle things are absolutely horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990384
Horrifyingly erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990391
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990341
shoggy can't do no harm, Shoogy knows what best

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990396
now add some lips with different colored lipstick on each one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990303
I just want a non-yandere shog for ones. Just one that actually respects her master boundaries and didn't corrupt their games to make all the NPCs look like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990396
One tentacle is making-out with you. The other tentacle is giving you a rimjob. Her main mouth is giving you a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990399
>Shoogy
This makes me think of a Shoggoth with a case of the 'tism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990391
the sort of monster you make two doppelgangers of yourself to plow and still end up easily outmatched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990446
You need five dicks to fill every hole of hers simultaneously. Hope you have bought the extra strength potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
>absolutely surrounded on all sides by harpies
I'm okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990368
>>34990391
need a Mamawock

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988411
I want to walk the dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
fuck ton of animals from the zoo and exotic plants
>I am BONED

[Anonymous No.]

>all those posts in these threads about dragons having their suitors stolen by their servants
Heh. It just happens to dragons, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEl5rAWvKjI

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990486
>>34990486
How would wock milk taste like and would be like viagra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
Coyotes. An entire pack to eat me alive like a stray cat. I also might get hugged by some tsundere saguaro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989908
Her comedy special isnt the worst thing to come out of Netflix

[Anonymous No.]

>>34989147
I have a bird's nest right on top of my roof above my roof. I hear the talons of those birds scraping away as they move about. I'm gonna get spawn camped by harpies, hopefully black harpies. Also have racoons that like to tear into my trash bags outside. If I'm super lucky, I'll pounce on her before the harpies get me. Even rarer is seeing deer in the neighborhood. Perhaps I might be able to court a whitehorn. Of course there're lots of bugs. Spooders, lots of ants around here, etc. I hate bugs. Bad end would be getting raped by one of them. Even worse end is if one of the neighbor's dogs goes cu sith on me. Even worse worse end is if my cats go cait sith on me. I did see a lot of earthworms in the garden today, and worms are cool, but I don't live in a desert, so unfortunately I won't be united with my sandworm waifu in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990508
I don't think anything will be worse than Cuties unless the S*bb*th become a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990264
No, it's good where it is. I don't want hollywood corrupting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990546
Can’t be worse than Hollywood’s intended Power Puff Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990546
Hollywood corruption >>> mamano corruption
The portals must never open lest our wickedness infects them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990264
Against all expectations mge will become mainstream in 7 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990568
It can always be worse. It's like a fractal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990576
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990546
So you prefer as it is now sparatic instances of mosntergirls that are unrelated stylistically to mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990623
Honestly yes. Everyone gets to play in their own sandbox and no one has to homogenize or compromise for the sake of mass market appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990546
Mge evolution

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990508
>Amy Schumer Lim
Cursed.
>>34990496
Why does she have a statue of herself taking a dump in the background?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990666
no, s8n

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990663
Understandable

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990666
>>34990676
>>34990686
am I schizo or are the numbers telling me something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990707
You're schizo

[Anonymous No.]

I am gonna get my kiki something nice, what should it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990807
Ass worship coupons

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990807
The ultra duster 9000, if you get her a roomba she will cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990828
where can I get it? Can I get at the local danuki mart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990807
A roomba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990856
Yes for a small fee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990871
I asked my kiki, and she told me that I shouldn't deal with danukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990861

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990916
You will turn on the roomba.
You will let master have his way with you.
You will do nothing and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990949
get outta here World Danuki Forum memeber

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990807
A Shog to help split the workload. Just imagine how pleased she'd be to have a new friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to thank your friendly neighborhood necromancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990976
nothing like a necromancer to raise everyone’s spirits :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34976227
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990976
will giving her my first born be a good way to thank her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990973
I can only find jars of black goo with yellow orbs floating on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNfJugClbFM&ab_channel=YoungPilgrimMusic

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991025
>mom found the shog jar

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to deal with a dragon is to ask her what real age and push her to tell you. She will go away after you ask the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990666
This post made me think more of Pokemon and Digimon before I read the posts it was replying to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991138
>the shog jar found mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYG0tKyz0lo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991210
>Mom now is the shog jar

[Anonymous No.]

I want a shog momster extra thicc please

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991184
Rude. You are supposed to apologize for upsetting such a proud and majestic creature when a dragon gets upset.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Shogposting is weak.
Bring in the P-Shog Jub Jub Mama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991294
It aint my fault her age is more than my entire village combined and is equal to how long she has been single. But I acn change that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991313
The wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991313
It really ought to be her humpty twin sister instead of a shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991339
>Jub-Jub hatches fine but there were two in the egg, their twin becomes a helpful P-humpty due to the lack of nutrients to form a proper body.
Yeah I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shoggoth
>Not Yog-Sothoth-chan

[Anonymous No.]

Who here wishes to be molested by your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990976
Where can I find my friendly neighborhood neck romancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991416
Go to that old mansion with the bat sign on it and say you are here for the butler job

[Anonymous No.]

>>34975994

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991416
Check by stagnant pools of water, they usually lay their eggs there.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a need for mombod monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34987527
>Implying a cursed sword wouldn't immediately get jealous if you look at other weapons, cursed or not.

[Anonymous No.]

Harpy talons, for the thinking man's handjob

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, shogs are the best maids! What other maid can feel pleasure from their master just randomly licking things in the house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991531
Free foreskin removal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991559
Good thing they're very dexterous. Right...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991531
Wing claws would probably feel good with all the mana-infused feathers, but the cleanup is going to take a while once it's done. I guess if you enjoy watching a harpy clean your cum from her feathers for an hour or two it isn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990817
Why does Kiki need coupons to worship your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991594
Yeah, as long they aint with the nuki mafia and you got a debt to oay

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991557
If shogs are so good, why aren't they real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991557
lap pillow, ear cleaning and brain scrubbing all in one convenient package

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, nothing gets a salamander more fired up than the fact that you have a theme when you start fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991557
I want the S H O G MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991514
They'll learn to get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991692
Do you mean just making sounds like "dun dun dundundun" with your mouth? I can see that going either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991697
+1

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991708
Nah, you need to take a specific feat that plays a music everyone but you can when fighting.
Something that gets the blood pumping.

Alternatively, take levels in bard and get a ghostly instrument to play it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991664
Shogs will be real in 25 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991557
Shogs are very good.
Shogs are soft, squishy and cute.
Shogs can also be unbearably sexy.
Shogs can do anything.
Surrender everything to shogs.
Forfeit your humanity to shogs.
Live in pleasurable bliss and ignorance inside shogs.
You will never escape shogs.
Forever shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a momster to hug me tight as I sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991818
Nah, I will go with the old dire kiki that lives in the shack all alone in the forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991313
>your wife is shog
>your harem is shog
>your bed is shog
>your house is shog
>your neighbors are shog
I prefer queen shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991842
>Tall, buff as an oni, and with a savage air about her.
>Still a master of maidly skills.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing more insulting to a monstergirl than wanting to wear a condom while fucking her. That's saying that you think she's unworthy of making children with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991906
It's worth doing just for the reactions. Especially when they go in heat, like it's a just prank haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991857
We need to go further. Make her an Ushi-Kiki as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991906
you use a condom for butt stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991906
it's a protective ward to keep the monsters at bay

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991921
A kiki-ushi hybrid?
An ushi with feathers instead of fluff and masterfully maidly skills that bely her boundless rape-love for master?

Terrifying but adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if a Danuki that gets bullied by the other Danukis since she has no money asks you to take her in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34990976
What if she's flat and not undead herself yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991945
There's no way a nun who isn't a dark preist dresses like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991947
>GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
>"Uh Dr. Prism, why did you combine an Ushi with a Kiki?"
>BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING!
>"Well I guess it's kind of nice..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988679
Is she fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991945
>claims it's holy protection
>she's already poked a hole in it
>when she inevitably gets pregnant, she claims it's a divine miracle and a sign that you should make more babies together

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991982
I want to be the altar boy of a very handsy dark priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991947
Underestimate her at your own peril.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991945
How do I get nunwife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992035
Be a preacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992008
I kinda want an sheltered, airheaded nun with unique ideas about what constitutes sex and celebrates her not so immaculate conception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992031
Nothing like seeing her curtsey to you while she is on the ceiling when you get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991965
Write up a contract that heavily favors me and give her the attic room. If portals open I plan on studying to become an elementalist, so it would be nice to have some passive income by having a nuki that pays rent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34988605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwiX4X61gNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992057

[Anonymous No.]

Platypus
Monster
Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992043
The only thing that'll get you is Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992181
>you will never be a preacher with a harem of alp altar boys
What is the point of living.

[Anonymous No.]

>fairy brood recently woke up near my place
>have to constantly hear "hey hey mister! ever wanted to use a flying onahole?" buzzing around me
>keep hearing fairies tap my window at night, demanding to be let in to play

Help me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992249
Spray them with the garden hose and they'll leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34991986
No. Maybe a bit clumsy, but not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992129
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992249
Hypothetically, what is an acceptable amount of fairies to have stuffed in your pants at any given time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992326
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smoke some demon hash to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992345
Good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>34983048
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992345
Wake up on a worm mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992377
Take that shit to >>/d/ you filthy degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992385
Hehe squishy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992377
now draw him holding her tail. You know, as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how would it to be raised in wonderland and how your common sense would be twisted

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>>34992259
Do you at least play her song while walking behind her?

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>>34983265
Why? They're cute girls, they aren't pests.

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>>34992377
Damn, you freak. You had to get two hands to rub her hand. Keep that in the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992444
Spanking

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>>34992418

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>>34992694
I'll doko wherever I please, lady. Maybe you should get your hodonkohungabangaloos out of my line of sight, ever think about that?

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>>34992694
At the subtitles

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>>34992694
point blank black sclera really revs my engine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992694
Your lovely face and eyes, the reason I fell for ya

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>>34992694
Well, if she thinks getting up in my face and asking questions is going to intimidate me... she's correct.

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>>34992694
And a Tokyo Hiroshima to you, young lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992694
Imma gonna boop your nose

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>>34992577
I'm posting handholding and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that monsters can't handrape you if you tie them behind her back.

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>>34992854
tried it on a wight, works great

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>>34992854
Oh god, everything is rape. Back in my day, rape was just getting fucked. Now ya cant get touched by a monster girl without her askin ya for permission

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992694
You fool! You got close to intimidate me, but you're now within range of my ultimate attack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992854
Could just hug them close. That works too

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>>34975994
Impregnate foxes.

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>>34992694
What is she saying to me?

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>>34992979
What ya looking at?

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>>34992911
Anta no mimi wa watashi momo desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34992911
They're sharp. They'll cut you.

[Anonymous No.]

>page ten after only 600 posts.
/jp/ is a fast board!

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>>34975994

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>>34992921
>hug a yeti from behind
>hold her arms down so she can't hug back

[Anonymous No.]

>>34993068
Alps are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>34993074
Thats yeti edging

[Anonymous No.]

>>34993089
I want an oblivious alp roommate to bully sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would enjoy borgar the most?

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>>34991919 >>34991934 >>34991945
>responding to recycled shitposts
It's not even new you retards. He does this every few threads

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>>34992377
>cold cup on table without a coaster
Goddamn animal

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>>34993142
I would honesty be nude in front of one all day just to see what she does

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, how do i get a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk goats and onis step aside, slimes are the new best alcohol monster

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>>34993231
Go to monster lands and masturbate publicly. 100% guarantee that one will approach you and give you an assist. Even more effective is if you maintain eye contact with them as they walk by. The married monsters will ignore you, but the single ones will absolutely make a move on you

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>>34993231
Pull down pants and show erect peen

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>>34990916
why kiki so mean?

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>>34993231
Kidnap one. If she's single, congratulations. If she's married, return her and blame it on Uber.

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>When you catch your bapho wife munching on the grass in the backyard

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>>34993234
I'm very interested.

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>>34990916
I want a maid like this.

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>>34993310
>If she's married,
Ask her to pull out her excel spreadsheet of single sisters, cousins, aunts, and friends along with their sizes, hobbies, and fetishes.

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>>34993194
Wedding dresses made by and for monstergirls are indistinguishable from what uncorrupted humans would consider to be a wedding dress themed stripper outfit.

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>>34992219
>you will never have a harem of alps
This is the real pain.

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>>34992954
What would a monster do if you told her you wanted to knock her up while she's currently pregnant? Would she just write it off as silly human boy talk, or would she slyly say "You're free to try~"?

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>>34993492
But your earlier daughter might ended up being born retarded because of all the bludgeoning.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead.
The terror that is shortstack unicorns