/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46630839
>miss lich even reads the effects
>yes anon, (dramatic music) I am you're secret lover (pan camera to male lead's face)

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>>45827731
I wonder how a lich would handle running a restaurant. I feel like they would be surprisingly good at it what with the autistic obsession they take with things they're interested in and the desire to "experiment" with different dishes and ingredients
>Anon, put those dishes down. You get a fifteen minute break. Come to the supply closet with me immediately
>Yes chef

>>45690638
I bet it's Lich-San who is just throwing ghosts at people's houses just to see what happens

>>44985573
Of course not.

A lich walks into a morgue and says Hello, everybody.
What kind of undead uses healing spells? A wight mage!

>>41342054
stop picking on my womanlet lich waifu, she's very cute and does her best!

>>40626757
You can do it Anon!
Or else you will be victim of the smug

>>39926490
>implying
Anon this is a patented feature with Liches. You'd probably have the shyer, more dorky Liches thinking your wife is really brave or lewd by walking around without a phylactery!

>>39926500
Damn!

When the experiment is a success

>lich lets Anon use condoms
>he doesn't know that she has found a way to give her pussy juices the ability to dissolve condoms

>A lich that acts and talks like Skeletor

It's comforting to see Anons who love monsters that aren't very bright. If you have a waifu whose intellect vastly outmatches yours, she looks at you with the same love.

>>34975994

I am gonna tell a lich that I need a necromancer to raise my dick

>A lich that acts and talks like Skeletor

>>31489772
>Lich has to babysit her nephew
>Doesn't know how to deal with kids at all
>Realizes that kids love magic tricks
>Magic use and excitement takes its toll
>Parents come home to find both of them passed out on the couch
A lich in general would make for a good older female mentor. Until her nephew gets older and they start using magic to blow stuff up in the woods

How do you make a lich smile?

>>28246428
Fashionable undead!

>>26151080
Be nice to nerds

I love liches!

If you dislike Hatch now, wait till you see his hentai comic with monster boys .

>>22527826
Imagine the blowjob

>>22121398
>"It's been quite some time since we last met and my assistant insists that I need to be more sociable so, how have you been?"
>"Raaaaa~"
>"I don't understand. Have you been getting enough sunlight. You have quite a pronounced pallor. I warned you about that 400 years ago."
>"Raaaaa~?"
>"Still as stubborn as ever, I see."
>"Raaaaa~!"