/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I could probably steal that for ya, if you slide some 'cheddar' my way...

>>38586620
RAT-THINGS
RAT-THINGS
WE’RE THE RAT-THINGS
WE PREY-HUNT AT NIGHT, WE SNEAK-STALK AT NIGHT
WE’RE THE RAT-THINGS
I’M THE WARLORD WHO MAKE-MAKES ALL OF THE TENET-RULES
LET’S SEE WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE-MISCHIEF WE CAN GET OURSELVES INTO, YES-YES!

>Treasure you say?

>>34975994
>A Large Mouse is in a school currently going to teach some students a little history lesson.

>"Alright boys and girls. Your current teacher is not around today so I'm gonna be your substitute. Sit down and listen boys and girls. For I got a Story, slash, history lesson for you all."
>she *ahems*
>"Once upon a time, long long ago, Men and Dwarfs lived together beneath the roof of one great city. Some said it was the oldest and greatest city in the world and had existed before the time of the longbeards and manlings, build by older and wiser hands in the dawn of the world. The city lay both above and below the earth, in keeping with the nature of the populace that dwelt there. The Dwarfs ruled in their great halls of stone below ground and wrestled the fruits of the rock free with their day-long toil, while the manlings reaped the fields of swaying corn that surrounded the city with a patchwork blanket of gold. The sun smiled, men laughed, and everyone was happy.
>One day the men of the city decided that they should give praise to their gods for their good fortunes. They planned a temple such as the world had never seen before. In the central square a colossal hall would be built and topped with a single, cloud-piercing tower. A tower so tall it would touch the very heart of the heavens. After much planning, and with the help of the longbeards, they set about their monumental task.
Weeks became months and months became years and still the manlings built. Men grew old and grey working on that great temple, their sons continuing their work through summer sun and winter rain. At last, after many generations, work began on the great spire itself. Years passed and the tower reached such a height that the manlings found it ever more difficult to take the stone up to the top. Eventually the work slowed to a crawl and finishing the tower seemed impossible. Then one came among the men of the city who offered his help in their great scheme. He asked a single boon of them in return and claimed that if they would grant him this, he would complete the tower in a single night. The manlings said to themselves. "What have we to lose?" and offered to make a bargain with the grey-clad stranger. All he wished was to add his own dedication to the gods onto the temple structure. The manlings agreed and the bargain was struck. At dusk the stranger entered the unfinished temple and bade the manlings to return at midnight. Clouds swept over the moons, cloaking the temple in darkness as the manlings left. All over the city, men watched and waited as the hours slipped past until, near midnight, by ones and twos, they gathered again in the temple square. The wind blew and the clouds parted as they gazed up at the temple. It rose like an unbroken lance against the sky, pure and white. At its very peak a great horned bell hung gleaming coldly in the moonlight. The stranger's dedication to the gods was there but of the stranger himself, there was no sign.
>The manlings rejoiced that their father's fathers work was done. They surged forward to enter the temple. Then, at the stroke of midnight, the great bell began to toll, once.... twice.... thrice. Slow, heavy waves of sound rolled across the city. Four... five... six times the bell rang, like the torpid pulse of a bronze giant. Seven... eight... nine, the rolling of the bell grew louder with each ring, and the manlings staggered back from the temple steps clutching their ears. Ten... eleven... twelve... thirteen. At the thirteenth stroke, lightning split the skies and thunder echoes through the night. High above, the dark circle of Morrslieb was lit by a bright flash and all fell ominously silent. The manlings fled to their beds, frightened and puzzled by the portents they had seen. Next morning they arose to find that the darkness had come to their city. Brooding storm clouds reared above the rooftops and such rain fell as had never been seen before. Black, like ash, the rain fell and puddled in the streets, slicking the cobbles with darkly iridescent colours."

Mice could be planning a raid on your pantry RIGHT NOW and you would have no idea.

>>23880870
>Get your Dragon friend to play the part of the final boss.
>She's great with the whole 'foolish adventurers' speech and attacking really slowly so they're able to avoid her attacks.
>After she plays dead, you flash each other hi-5's when the junior adventurers aren't looking.
Cute.

>>23268945
>Large Mouse
>Holstaur
>Ryu

Seems the Tanuki was working for bonus pay, trying to put a virile young man like me on an island with dragon. At the very least, the Ryu should be able to keep the weather good. I should work hard to keep her happy, to make sure it stays that way.

I've always wanted to become a more outdoorsy person, so maybe the Large Mouse can teach me a thing or two—and the Holstaur can comfort me when I inevitably fall flat on my face. Honestly, though I think I'll spend a lot of time with the Mouse, even if she's a bit too hyper.

As for the Tanuki...maybe if I cuddle the tail hard enough she'll give me some extra dosh.

>>22441139
What is the 10% that doesn't?

I have a plan. It involves you!

>>21368948

>>20888081
>busty dropout looking to score!
They're not just looking for an easy lay anon they're gonna want you to take them home, force you to have have sex with them every night, cuddle with you every morning, they'll even start cooking breakfast for you, and before you know it they'll make you to call them your wives. You know what they say anon when you give mouse a cookie

>Yeah, I could steal that for ya.
>But my services don't come cheap, buddy.

>>20189629
No!

>So, you're lookin' for a Thief are ya? I'd be willin' to offer my services, fer a price.

>>17755813
>Nothing better than seeing a wiggling mouse girl that got stuck cause her hips are too wide and ass too fat to get out.
Nothing wrong with that.

>>17193761
>"Mama and Papa are great thieves! And they're making new members every week!"
>"Don't you mean 'recruiting' new members?"
>"Nope!"

>>17109946
Any landlord will do, as long as I don't arrive home to find a bunch of Mouse Girls lying about on my couch, watching my TV and eating my snacks.

Some kind of Cat Girl then I guess.

>>16946449
The "Giant" part of their just refers to the fact that they aren't as tiny as actual mice, and are more in line with typical loli heights.

>>16932076
Shortstack monarch mouse minister.

>>16930940
I'd be okay with a Large Mouse only if she's a shortstack.

What are lvl. 1 ezpz monstergirls in the MGE?

>>16697534
Milk the Giant Mouse?

>>16665649
Reminder that RIGHT NOW! The dreaded Cheese Bandits are plotting the cheese heist of the century!

>>16655676
No?