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Cleaning must be taken seriously.

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I prefer hurtcore.

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>>33199093
>Automa-san, what are you doing?
>Preparing to clean up some messes operator.
>And the Cannon?
>.....Its for big messes.

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>>33199093
What possesses an Amazon to become a maid, is it camouflage to ambush their prey or are they true deviants of their society?

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I just want a goat to keep me drunk forever, and a sheep to help me sleep. And a cow to plow.

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>>33199112
They're power bottoms.

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>>33199101
Fpbp.

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>>33199112
That's a fake amazon. She is lacking in the tattoo department

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>>33193342
>flip accent
Oh god, just don't let her speak in English.
Although flip folklore monster girls need more love.

What creatures from your native folklore would you like to see turned into monster girls?

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>>33199110
Wouldn't cannons dirty the house with dust and rubble instead?

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>>33199101
What's that? It better not be Manticores being ryona'd.

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>>33199169
That's why it is saved for big messes.
The kind that exist outside the house.

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>>33199169
Guess you have to update her software.

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>>33199169
Her judgment processor must be faulty. Maybe if your came insider her that could debug the program? Just a thought...

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>>33199157
Maybe it's actually the Kiki maid that broke into their village in the last thread. Maybe she decided to stay.

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>>33199112
I vaguely remember a classical hero (I thought it was Hercules, but I can't find confirmation) that did something bad and as penance he had to go serve Amazons for several years. That could be this with genders inverted.

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>>33199187
>siege automaton maid confronts mailwoman from the front yard
>"Identify yourself or be vaporised. You have ten seconds to comply."
>cannons' energy feeds are cycling up
>"I-I'm just the mailwoman."
>"Nine. Eight. Seven."
>mailwoman runs off
>it's been awhile since you've gotten any mail...

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Would you marry a Dark Mage with zero physical condition?

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I just can't resist succs

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>>33199197
That looks like a weirdly shortstacked ghost.
Is she low on ectoplasm?

>>33199256
>"Do not worry master, most of it is merely ads and bills you have on autopay."
>Hear a clicking noise as her optics zoom in on a letter.
>"Also a notification from the city to cease harassing civil servants."

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Here in Texas we're getting colder weather than we've seen in decades. If the power goes out and we don't make it, just let it be known I still love ice queens!

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>>33199258
okay but she has to overpower me or save my life.

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>>33199209
I don't think so. She wouldn't shave her feathers off

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>>33199198
I thought electronics don't go well together with liquids

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>>33199169
You don’t have a dirty house if you don’t have a house anymore

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>>33199265
You've been charmed anon. You should stay away from them

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>>33199295
Of course you guys get it but us in PA and Maryland have been stuck in perpetual slushy 32 degree temps with no hard snow in years and dreary cloudiness.

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>>33199295
Gonna suck to be you guys when it hits 15 or whatever you're getting.
Its going to be 1 for me tomorrow and god knows what the canuks are gettign

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>>33199323
But where am I supposed to sleep then???

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>>33199265
Succs are perfect, if only one monster could be real they would be the best one.

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Fyi: Don't pluck the whiskers off a cheetah girl.

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*KNOCK KNOCK*
Oh hey Anon, you really alone on Valentine's Day again? I guess I am too haha... well whaddya say, I can hang out with you if you want. I just happened to pick up the new Kung-Fu Kakuen movie on Blu-Ray, and I figured you might want to watch it too, so might as well watch it together right?

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>>33199354
On your automaton

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>>33199356
Can't go wrong with succ

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>>33199362
Blu-ray? Is that still a thing? Don't we all hsve htpcs and torrent now to our 4bay NAS drive?

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>>33199362
I would if you had smaller hands

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>>33199405
Yeah, not into furry. That is like Felicia like furry.

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>>33199377
I need cute, wholesome romance with a succ.

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>>33199419
>Ey Human, I know you found the love of your life but I'm hungry

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>>33199361
What happens if I do anyways?

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>>33199436
Remember that one time on duke nukem 3d when you were at the stripclub?

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>>33199435
Do you want to get a burger at a restaurant or something?

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>>33199436
Game Wardens arrest you

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>>33199382
>she didn't think she'd make it this far
>she doesn't even know what a blu-ray is, she just bought the funny plastic movie box thingy the guy at the store showed her
>anon usually takes care of setting it all up for when they watched the previous 3 installments
>anon doesn't even have a blu-ray player

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>>33199464
That would be nice but what about feeding the kot?

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>>33199435
I'd like that sort of self assured sentiment from a dark slime

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>>33199345
If only it were 15 degrees. 11 degrees is what the temperature is currently, forecast to be 8 degrees by morning and even colder the next night.

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>>33199405
>>33199417

>not wanting big paws all over

how does it feel to be this incorrect?

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>>33199490
I don't mind the paws but you shouldn't pierce your snake

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Warm as fuck in maryland and pa and we are much more north than you guys.

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>>33199490
I like fingerlocking.

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>>33199490
Not into furry.

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>>33199490
No matter which mg my heart flutters to the idea of big manticore paws claiming my body has me crawling back.

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>>33199490
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* uwu how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing

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>>33199467
Under what charges? I'm sure the cheetah didn't mind

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>>33199507
gulf stream baby

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>>33199311
Maybe it's just special gloves and pantyhose that hide her feathers.

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>>33199507
It’s going to get 50 this week in Florida I’m not sure if I’ll survive

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>>33199469
Jinko panicking about messing up before anon pulls her in for a hug!

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>>33199469
Look at those thick eyebrows, adorable

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>>33199256
>>33199278
But I need the Saturday mail, that’s where all the good coupons are!

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>8-10 inches of snow coming soon
Ice Queen assassin is making sure I can't run away

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>>33199612
Don't worry. Your automaton maid can use her internet connection to scour the net for all relevant coupons.

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>>33199265
>The Succs have him in their clutches
Don't worry anon, paladins are en route to your position, stay strong

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>>33199620
Uhh lady? Sign outside the door says pants ARE REQUIRED to get service at this restaurant. If you want to order your McJubjub with cheese combo meal I'm going to have to ask you to come back with clothes on.

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Some of y'all better be grateful you have central heating. My dinky little air conditioner can barely keep one room warm when the temperature drops. I need a hot monster to cuddle through the winter.

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>>33199664
I hope that food isn't actually jubjub meat

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>>33199258
Regular vigorous bed exercise + mana infusion and soon she will be arm wrestling and running marathons with amazons.

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>>33199112
>>33199157
I’m thought it’s supposed to be a golem?

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>>33199697
No it's just a name based on how it's ingredients. It's a sandwich practically drowing in the McDanuki's secret sauce, hence the name. It's not the most popular menu item, but sometimes really depraved mamono will buy it just to get messy so that their husband/target will feel obliged to clean them up

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>>33199646
No need, I already have one with me.

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I sleep sometimes with a 16 ft Retic in the winter. It's a labor of love. In the winter she wont crawl off into another room.

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What are the potential difficulties of having a big, meaty tail?
>need to get car seats custom made with holes in the back of the driver and passenger seats so they can slip their tails into the back seat

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>>33199664
She can ice magic a pair of pants any time, she's more comfortable with a big tshirt and no pants

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>>33199697
It’s named for the secret sauce

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>>33199805
why do you need a car, and they would have specialized seats already

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>>33199842
>why do you need a car
For getting around?

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>>33199842
The fuck is the matter with you?

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>>33199805
Sometimes they worry whether their husband loves them or if it's just for their tail.

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>>33199840
So is it jubjub cunny juice

>>33199747
Or is it tanuki cunny juice?

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So? Just pull off the tail every time you need to use a car.

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>>33199805
Have to buy multiple extra tickets to live events because the tail takes up 2-3 additional seats

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>>33199865
But their tail is just a wonderful part of their even more wonderful selves.

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>WONDERLAND SHOGGOTH
Because sanity is for the weak.

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>>33199874
A lizard girl wrote this.

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>>33199882
Are you a scalie?

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>>33199871
Anon if we told you it wouldn't be secret sauce now would it. I only get paid to be the cashier here, so they don't let me in on trade secrets like that.
>>33199827
Ok then, it should be easy for her to do that then I can take her order. Why didn't she just do that from the start?

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>>33199278
Maybe she's normally short so she's actually too high on ectoplasm.

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>>33199896
What the fuck gave you that impression?

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>>33199256
It's time to get the owls.

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>>33199904
So she's filling out instead of up?

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>>33199258
Do you have to carry her around all the time?

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>>33199890
What's her gimmick? Besides her kaleidoscope patterned ooze.

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>>33199915
>furry shit spammed last thread
>this thread is is one guy accusing everyone of being a furry
It really makes you think, doesn't it?

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>>33199265
>A succubus may take a form of a beautiful young girl but closer inspection may reveal deformities of her body, such as bird-like claws or serpentine tails. Folklore also describes the act of sexually penetrating a succubus as akin to entering a cavern of ice, and there are reports of succubi forcing men to perform cunnilingus on their vulvas, which drip with urine and other fluids.

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>>33199947
nuance is ever lacking.

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>>33199928
All the time.

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>>33199915
Well?

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>>33199112
That's not an amazon

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>>33199295
>>33199344
>>33199507
Sometimes I forget this thread is like 90% americans

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>>33200003
Yeah, well. You're welcome.

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>>33199902
>Ok then, it should be easy for her to do that then I can take her order. Why didn't she just do that from the start?
She's the queen, if her majesty wants to go to McJub's with no pants then no one should need pants! Maybe the employees are the weird ones for wearing pants

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>>33199362
>>33199405
>>33199490
I love big cats.

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>>33199516
The forbidden knowledge of Eros.

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>>33199436
That would be abuse!

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>>33200035
A couple of those really don't look very comfortable.

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how do you feel about feral women?

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>>33200003
Most of the thread has shit taste so it fits.

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>>33200028
Built for big litters

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>>33200059
Moé

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>>33200059
I want to help civilize them, but still mate like animals in bed.

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Consider this: anal sex with a Familiar.

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>>33200059
Prefer feral children in all honesty so they can be groomed and remain unregistered.

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>>33199942
A shog with jubjub levels of horniness

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>>33200059
Top tier. I want an ushi that can barely speak in anything but grunts and growls.

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>>33200090

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>>33200056
It's the emotions you pour into the handholding that matters

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>>33200099
i hope she uses enough lube, i'm fragile back there

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>>33200059
Vampire wife is a noble girl with perfect manners and etiquette but goes feral when she starts feeding on me. Does she count?

The same thing happens to my other wife but she's not as noble, and it's not about the blood entirely

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>>33200120
Anon... you're the one who's suppose to go inside her

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>>33200059
I replayced chrono trigger recently, ayala reminded me how much I like that kind of stuff.

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>>33200112
that would make communication very... difficult

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A comic.

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>that anon who hates MG hands

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>>33200169
What is there to communicate? All I need to know is 'food' and 'come' and I'll be fine. Anything else can be conveyed with a grunt and a gesture.
>tfw no feral ushi to growl at you until you come close, only to forcefully cuddle you and start roughly petting your head with her massive claws

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back to square one

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>>33199827
Then do it now, ma'am. It's the required dress code here.

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>>33200112
>speak in anything but grunts and growls.

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Faggot really is trolling with that comic, who wants to bet it's the furry spammer.

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Touching comic.

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>>33200207
my favorite fox!

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>>33200207
I like MG hands. Just look at how holdable these succ hands are.

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>>33199876
Can't the other moviegoers just sit on her tail?

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>>33200237
I don't want a smelly zombie, I want a smelly ushi. One I have to drag into the river to clean every day. Until she likes it

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>>33199902
>inb4 it's was just regular sauce with a fancy name all along

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>>33200285
Anon, only her husband and daughters should ever sit on a monsters tail.

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Hands are fine if they aren't furry, slimy or scaly.

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>>33199874
It's a tail, not a buttplug.

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>33200338
You have a containment board now.

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>>33200291
>Smelly ushi
Bury my nose in her hair and live under her ass. The dream!

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>>33200308
tl;dr no fun allowed

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Fuck. I just ate banilla icecream and wrapped up in bed but I forgot to masturbate all day. Now what am I gonna do?

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>>33199890
What if you were never sane in the first place?

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>>33200217
What is there to communicate?
>A greatly detailed description of what she is going to do to you while you're tied up and gagged.
>Loving words of compliments of how you managed to stay conscious throughout the whole ordeal while she cuddles you in aftercare
There's a lot

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>>33200308
You don't deserve a nice MG.

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>>33199915
Don't reply to the baiter.

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>>33200430
There is no way for one to find out on his own.

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>>33199964
How long before she fully recharges or at least till she can move again?

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>>33200440
>closet fursuiter

Leave furry.

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>>33200364
That's the bushy ushi hair that I spend hours combing to get all the knots out while she rests her gigantic head in my lap. She falls asleep every time.

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Gentlemen.
Jinko idols

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>>33200059
She needs to be made to take a shower and tied up so she can get her shots.

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Haughty old hags who get instant loss'd by young human boy dick.

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>>33200492
I'd rather ocelomeh idols.

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>>33200438
>implying I dont know what she's about to do to me by the tone of her purr
>implying I can't tell how proud of me she is by her tail thumps and the nigh inaudible whimpers and hums she makes when she's done with me
Step up, Anon. If you and your waifu still need words to communicate, you don't love each other enough.

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>>33200518
Ah, but the Ocelomeh don't have the powerful muscles or the same strength in their voice that a jinko does.
A kuudere singing can be quite the thing.

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>>33200535
But tsun ocelomehs are cuter.

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>>33199688
Brown tummies get the raspberry.

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>>33200518
>ocelomeh idols

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>>33200117
Why is Momiji Canadian?

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>>33200549
The tsun idol is good but that cold, warrior queen voice on a jinko just can't be beat.
Especially when they're doing the choreographed dances and get sweat glistening on their muscles.

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>>33200569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

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>>33199805
>have a golden retriever kobold waifu
>she’s not bad but your daughterus always seem to knock stuff off the living room table when they play

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>>33200467
Only an Alp would hate on something that half of MGE have, begone THOT.

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>>33200464
two more creampies

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>>33200063
How big?

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>>33200618
BEEEG

No less than triplets

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1018 is a decent age, right?

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>>33200633
>tfw you will never get to watch your wife happily stroke her gravid stomach
>she will never give you a knowing look that tells you this litter is far from the last

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>>33200660
No, far too young for my tastes

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>>33200660
For tengu, thats probably her prime

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>>33200665
>Failed pregnancy due to genetic mismatch

Sounds like fun bro.

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Whats the most evil thing a mind flayer could put in the brain?

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>>33200702
Your real life. What if I'm married to a mindflayer and this whole life of mine is her doing?

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>>33200702
evading paying danukis

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>>33200702
Modern liberalism.

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>>33200702
making you like pepsi instead of coke

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>>33200730
But Anon
They're the same thing

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>>33200306
Then just bring your daughters and sit on her tail as well so none of the tickets are wasted.

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>>33200750
>Little wurms holding onto their mom's tail as she slithers about

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>>33200352
It's not a containment board.

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>>33200742
Dems fightin’ words where I come from anon.

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>>33200742
Nah, pepsi has a fuckton more sugar in it

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>>33200785
>>33200791
The truth hurts but that doesn't make it any less accurate.

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>>33200769
>Yeti on the left rubbing Yuki-onna's head with her paw
Does she think that will turn her snow magic into heat magic?

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>>33200420

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>>33200817
still don't like pepsi

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>>33200492
I'd rather a bunny comedian.

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>>33200505
Shota dick too strong.

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>>33200817
they honestly taste different dispite being the same product
Its like how you buy pepperoni pizza from one place, and it tatse different from a differnt chain dispite it still being a pepperoni pizza

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>>33200552
Ocelomeh will always remind me of Kemono Friends.

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>>33200890
>not eating homemade food with less unhealthy crap in it

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>>33200915
ywn impregnate all the frens

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>>33200915
she will always make you sad?

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>>33200551
That'd tickle

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>>33200702
Yurishit.

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>>33200935
Excuse me for not knowing how to make a stuffed crust meat feast pizza

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>>33200742
>>33200785
>>33200791
They're both junk foods.

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>>33200890
This is scary accurate and I hate that I never thought of that before.

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>>33200966
Doesnt matter to me, really
that is how mindflayers turn other women into their kind, and i find that a turn on, so fuck you, i guess

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would your evil waifu mind if you bring snacks to her minions during a meeting? just to show some appreciation

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>>33200827
She's just consoling her since she's the one who accidentally froze him.

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>>33200987
What if they just fuck without letting you join in?

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>>33200935
Listen anon, when you have seven crazy Hellhound daughterus sometimes you can’t make a full three course meal

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>>33200999
She's gonna be pissed about how all of them are distracted eating and not paying any attention to her.

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>>33201021
It's mge
Im gettin mah threesome

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>>33200999
Seeing as her minions are just a bunch of gobbos probably not paying attention to her grand plan in the first place, I doubt I'd be that much of an interruption. Plus, it gives my wife time to step out of the room and lament how a regal and mighty evil overlord wound up with a gaggle of silly little minions who couldn't carry out world domination if their lives depended on it.

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>>33201038
Anon, two mindflayers will really mess with your brain

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>>33201027
Thats the way of the coward, my guy.
if you have a big family, you gotta learn to go beyond
have seven kids? learn to cook for a family of 9
takeout should not be a choice

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Dumb question but when certain guys get alp'd by let's say a lilim or something can they transform the newly made alp into another mamono like an oomukade or something? Or does it not work that way

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>>33201038
Honestly, it'd probably be pretty hot having your wife guide you through corrupting some adamant Order paladin woman while she teases her at the same time.

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>>33201051
think of it as part of the threesome
whay if you were aware of who flayed what by how the memory was altered? that would be intresting

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>>33200999
Depends on how you bring the snacks. If you quietly enter and wordlessly set a tray of lovingly prepared food down in front of her, she would probably give you a small hug or something from her chair before you left. If you burst through the door in a "Fillin' the villan" apron and shoved a warm plate of cookies at her while yelling about how much you loved her, she would be more than a little embarrassed. Her revenge will be proportional to how much her subordinates tease her about the incident.

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>>33201068
I believe alping works similar to regular monsterization: if a certain species' mana is dominant, they turn into that species. Otherwise they become a vanilla succ, or in this case a vanilla alp.

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>>33200505
Isn't that any guy under the 105?

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>>33200999
>not making lunch for your minions during your evil waifus meetings
It’s like you want them to either rebel or be really ineffective. You gotta show appreciation for the working girls in your waifus army. And yes that means making special gifts for the generals at her side.

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>>33201106
>making lunch for your minions during your evil waifus meetings
But the evil waifu hogs all the those goodies. because she's evil!

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>Getting cold outside for winter.
Its times like this I would bring in strays

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>>33199620
I'm really glad I took the work from home job that paid less.

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>>33201115
Then you give her the lions share and give the sub-standard (Literally just has a sticker saying substandard) meals to the minions

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>>33201070
Ome of my biggest fetishes.

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>Get captured by evil witch
>She wants to create the largest orc army ever
>But so far all she has is her h’orc and a p’orc nieces
>All great evils had to start somewhere she thinks to herself
>Currently on army breeding duty along with the orc sisters
>Still makes me breed them even after they got knocked up
>Doesn’t listen to me that I can’t get them more pregnant and insists I do so
>Don’t really argue cause milky breasts and sex are nice
>Just wondering how I should temper her expectations cause the orcs got twins at best

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>>33200947
I love frens, they're the cutest.

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Damnit, I can't help but impregnate my maids while they're working. They'll never get any work done with their pregnant bellies getting in the way and slowing them down.

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>>33201145
Convince the orcs to listen to you. Then have them pin dark mage and breed her.

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>>33200505
Too weak to wife in that case.
Boys need actual STRONG monsters.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, try visiting the giant ant hive.
Its nice and warm under ground, even if the guard in her coat outside doesn't look it.

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>>33201145
Could make more soldiers if the witch herself joined us in the breeding pens

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201216
>B-but, you ragdolled and impregnated us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201145
Who cares your pregnant wife is cute looking, and what's the worst the witch could do to you? I imagine you could just fill a vial full of semen and chuck it at her and she'll be heart pupiling and prime for breeding too

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no anprim kakuen gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201216
Nonsense. All monsters are worthy of wifing and impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201120
Which stray monster girl would you take in during a cold winter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201248
Yes.
If they're cold and hungry, they're getting a warm bed and hot meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201260
Anon, you're going to wind up with a heart-pupiling harem wanting to repay your kindness by giving birth to your daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201248
>Snowstorm rolls in
>Your house backs up to a forest, never really venture inside of it
>See a feral Jinko come out of the woods looking half froze to death
>Run outside and carry her in
>Make her a warm meal and run her a hot bath
>She's apprehensive and can't speak but still pretty delirious so she goes along with it
>Eventually comes to, clean with a warm blanket over her laying on the sofa
>Breaks my coffee table and bolts out the backdoor hissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201286
And that is A-OK in my book.
So long as I help them.

Granted, it would be easier if I was a retired adventurer or something with a bigger house and more cash but I'll make due.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201306
what a rude jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201260
>Local anon with heart of gold is letting cold lonely hungry monsters into his home during these cold days
>On other news wild snow jinkos have gone missing, along with werewolves and white horns perhaps there’s a poacher on the loose? More at 6

[Anonymous No.]

P'Orc for breakfast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201306
Then she gets stuck in the snow again. You should give her a thorough dicking after warming her up this time to make sure she doesn't run away again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201328
Cunnilingual is the fucking best and nothing will convince me other wise.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Goblins so terrible at cards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201369
No idea, but they should take the hint and stop playing strip poker

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201383
pretty sure that's the only one they play

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry guys, she's recovering in the next room with a well-tested medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201488
Thanks doc

[Anonymous No.]

This weird lady is asking me if I want to learn magic.

I thought the only magic was either from our god or the elementalists but she doesn't look like she practices either of those disciplines

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201517
go with the nice lady, she'll make ya a man and make felt nice

[Anonymous No.]

How would a mofucore react to dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201517
If you can resist than dont go with her. She needs to perfect her special magic first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201488
i see that the doctor stopped being a coward and did the deed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201572
“A scratching post! For me? Yippee!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201369
Because it 'accidentally' leads to alternative payment methods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201572
Fuse to it like an anglerfish and stay attached until she grows into a juvenile Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>33200935
I like to think this picture is the 'after' image of pic related after 6 months of hair-brushing, horn-polishing, and long, sweaty struggle-cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201083
>Fillin' The Villain

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201328
Mmm, I love bacon for breakfast!

[Anonymous No.]

>original mofucore was a super fluffy version of a regular manticore that was an ambush hunter disguised as a bush
>mofucores turned into miniature pets with resemblance to manticores
>finally they just became the baby stage of a manticore's life cycle
How did that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33200999
I'm her only minion, and she insists on my eating healthier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201368
how about warm fluffy cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201776
Since when were P'Orcs fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201791
fluffy, soft stomachs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33200935
I made homemade food today, though

I don't know how healthy fried chicken curry with fried eggs and white rice is, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33200999
I don't have an evil waifu, but as a proud McDanuki's employee I can say that we have a company bulk discount if you choose to bring them snacks. All your favorites, like the Big Nuki, Sabbath Delight, and Quarter P'Orcer are all eligible for the discount. Don't really like to shill but I'm pretty much at my boss's mercy, I'm only 1 strike away from an after hours disciplinary rape, so please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Goblins are so amazing at striping male heroes and raping them, I want a story where a band of male heroes enter a cave and end up joining the other victims and experience the fate of being the filthy goblins' play things forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201791
P'Orcs from colder climates.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn end up thought of as a grandfatherly oji-san by sabbath lolis and spoil them with cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33199157
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

What benefits do dark elves have over their vanilla counterparts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202142
they cannot cuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202142
delicious brown skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202156
Brown is boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>33199295
same brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>33199362
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202171
gray is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201723
Science

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201723
General stupidness and fuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33200966
Look again, that mindflayer has her husband with her. This is a ménage à trois.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201791
Because wooly pigs are a thing
https://youtu.be/ZlfVsPSUH_w

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for the black harpy hooker I'm gonna hire off the streets. She's gonna have to deal with a hairy, 250lb man flopping around on top of her for 15 minutes and then using her as a body pillow for an hour before flopping around on top of her again, repeating until I pass out from exhaustion. And if that's not bad enough, she's gonna have to deal with me constantly wanting to molest her knife ears, shove my fingers in her mouth, and my wanting to tongue wrestle with her.

Definitely gonna have to give her a big tip. No girl, human or mamono, should have to put up with this for any amount of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn watch your town be subjugated by Apophis's serpent guard
>ywn be rounded up along with any other single men
>ywn get claimed one by one and ruthlessly milked and squeezed while she coils around you until your whole body is limp from exhaustion

[Anonymous No.]

>>33199362
Finally, the BEEG cat in color. I'll treasure this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202612
Jokes on you I'll find a good hiding spot then if I get found do whatever I can do be as unclaimable as possible. If one of the snakes truly wants to get my seed she's going to have to work for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202588
go work out, you wouldn't have problems with shagging monsters from the streets

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202612
You're damn right I won't!

[Anonymous No.]

The sabbath built a VR-game arcade place next to the lobby, what game do you want to play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202744
I want to go home and play games with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202680
Can't. I'm spending all my money on this black haired beauty. It's the only way I can get her in my bed. Can't afford a gym membership, a bike, or healthy foods. It's all going to her for sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202781
lmao-ing at you non-single folks while I get to enjoy freedom cuz i'm single, i get to play at the sabbath acrade, go to the comic book store to read authentic leanen sidhe doujins, and eat at the ushi-oni's cafe every evening

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202809
>go to the comic book store to read authentic leanen sidhe doujins,
I never knew what my life was missing but now I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202786
then spend less on sex and spend more on something more important like your well-being. Plus monsters would like you more if you take good care of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202834
Can't. I'm addicted to cumming inside her. I'm hopeless...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202853
Get a black-hapry-shaped onahole until you're in shape and ready for the real thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202877
No can do. I'm stuck in a vicious cycle of fucking this black harpy over and over. I need the real thing. Don't worry about me. Worry about her having to put up with my fat, hairy ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202786
Spend less money on food and more on harpy

[Anonymous No.]

Cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202909
And why is that, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Real euro hours. Remember that heart is a muscle and therefore BEEG girls who are fit and MUSCULAR, can love You more.
Any tips on commissioning art for someone new to it? I wanna a BEEG, MUSCULAR Griffon, cause there's none on the interwebs, but there's no way any drawfag will do it on his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202955
Bug is beeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202909
I would impregnate this elf loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202970
Imagine being wrapped in all those BEEG, MUSCULAR, arms like thick steel wires wrapped in soft warm silk, as they cuddle You into her WELL TONNED ABS and supple bossom, so that You can feel her BEEG heart beating in the rhythm of "I love You my husband" by Ushi-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

*outbreeds every other monster girl species by a factor of ten*

Nothing personnel, echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203018
How quaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203035
Ant girls have her beat

[Anonymous No.]

Will your hypothetical post-portal waifu respect the inviolability of the external hard drive with all the unsightly porn, questionable hobby materials and otherwise sensible/awkward personal data stored from your bachelor years?
How much disk space will you need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
My porn folder is just 46GB

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
Dang I can't seem to recall the password oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
No, she'd delight in going through ALL of it with me and seeing what I liked, and sharing what she likes, and maybe getting some ideas of what we'd like to try together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203056
Lucky, free soul. Picrelated, and if this is a lot to you you should have seen MAIN · LEWDS

[Anonymous No.]

>The furry pics never got deleted last thread
Oh
OH no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203097
>filename
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203097
I kneel before your coomer talents

[Anonymous No.]

How about a "good lilim"
that keeps to her own land and doesn't bother people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
luckily, I was always a vanilla lolidomfag, so nothing would actually change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203123
Okay?
I'm sure there's one that do that but it seems kind of boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202666
playing hard to get will only make them more giddy to mindbreak you into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203101
Some did, also his posts were deleted and he got scared and started posting some shit about religion and politics to bait people.
>>33203056
>>33203048
I only got 4GB tomboy/fit/BEEG girl folder. I hope it'll inspire her to get even BEEGER.
Real question is - would Your wife like Your taste in vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203143
Would a Dragon enjoy playing Crusader Kings 2? Maybe, maybe not. Would she enjoy playing Thief? Yes!
But I would make her learn vidya through Spyro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202729
Are those... cuts and knife scars..?
pls don't abuse sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203123
There is no "good" or evil lilims
There is only "sexy" and "dangerously sexy"
Besides, it probably wouldn't take much for a lilim to go "evil" in the pursuit of a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202171
That grey skin would show very good contrast with a certain white liquid. barb makes the best brown girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202744
Beat saber of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203161
What constitudes as "evil" in this case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202898
Why not marry her instead? She probably doesn't have any customers except you anyways

[Anonymous No.]

To a Dark Mage, all Vampires look like lawnchairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
I literally have zero porn on my pc. I have lewd/tasteful nudity but no straight up oorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203097
450k files... the hell did you store in there? An erotica novel but with each word in a separate word file?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203192
I think that was the joke Anon. They are married and soulbound but she's yanking his tail to get more shiny things to collect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202729
This is what pharaohs want. Is this acceptable to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203183
hunting down who/what caught her intrest while ruthlessly corrupting everything in her path
think druella but without restraint

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
i only have around 10gb but all of that would be useless if i had a fishwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
literally the only images I save are those of my wife.
they're all in the downloads folder and I don't save references.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203238
The only reason this is not acceptable is that she is not dicked hard enough to be an ahegaoing mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203228
She'd get more shiny things if she permanently lives in anon's house as a wife though

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203247
Not if you waterproof your devices. That way you can use them even under the sea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203311
But how do you USE them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203216
LOTSA doujinshis. Alternate versions, textless versions. Doujinshis inside doujinshis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203327
Long and rough

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203311
The only thing I wanna use underwater is methods to pleasure this fish with myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203157
Probably bind marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202909
Worst girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203018
Yeah, right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203206
Dark mage zooming through the sky riding her vampire like a ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203496

But anon, NO ONE wants to breed those

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203496
>Anon will accept getting ASSMAGGOTS
I don't want to know you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203585
What if you shove the ovipositors back into them.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Magus Anon, good update.

Next chapter when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203496
>>33203607
Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.]

Best MG Go!
I think it's gotta be the Troll; Shes got a butt for boobs and feet that can crush the jizz'em out of ya'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203607
Not if I shove them into her pussy instead where they belong before they can unload into me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203635
Mindflayer's the best, she beats the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203635
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203655
But you will never figure out where to stick it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203624
those monsters are from MGQ, when you lose to them, the fill your ass with maggots and pland to keep doing repeatedly while they take over the land
They are (with one execption) the only monsters in the entire game that are killed as opposed to sealed, and for good reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203667
>with one execption
Who else was killed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203659
try harder! pick and share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203614
Why is mageanon so dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203665
Anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203749
He seems to do alright for himself. I'm sure he'll get his dragonwife, in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203673
The leader of the "lady village" that dissolves and eats people they deem weak, during the fight she consumes her sealed daughter under this mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203761
What is it about Tentacles Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203814
Stick it in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203825
No, Why do you like them.... asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203843
A lot more places to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203635
All of them provided they are BEEG

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203778
I want these types of games to also have Win fuck scenes too, rather than just having them on Lose events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203857
The Flatter the Better IMO

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203778
How paradox is doing? I only played like 1/3 of the first part that was translated at the time
Are all 3 parts out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203893
IIRC part isn't out yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203884
Flat is okay, as long as they are still BEEG. Real women have muscles and are over 6ft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33204035
I think I can hop on this ride with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33204061
One of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203857
those are some monster tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203774
It's not happening but what the little shit deserves is for the time to run out and to get claimed by the Demon in the adventurer school. She went above and beyond to save his ass and Demons are high up his list anyway so he should just settle the fuck down

[Anonymous No.]

We should get more art of kejourou doing hair styling
Ramlethal counts as on topic right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere, pervert kiki
>Can't trust you to clean your dick properly
>Insists on bathing with you so that she can
>Apparently her definition of clean is lather, rinse, and spit shine
>Only her spit is acceptable
>Must be applied directly with her mouth for no less than 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl is the most dickslappable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33206813
Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>33206813
Nacho?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjY5b6wdm8Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>33205981
Mandatory throat swabbing.

[Anonymous No.]

A good daughteru will not take advantage of her dad after her mother has mind broken him so hard he can barely walk.
A good daughteru will instead help nurse her father back so that he can be mind broken again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33207435

Dumb lizzards

[Anonymous No.]

>>33207631
Wouldn't a good daughteru have been helping mom do the mind breaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33207631
Wouldn't a good daughteru try to keep her mom from mind breaking her dad in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33207742
No, that's what a bad daughteru would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33207435
I wanna defeat a black knight lizard and call her dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208152
She can regrow her limbs! It's just a fleshwound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203018

Mirko's bunnybutt is a blessing

[Anonymous No.]

If you're cold, they're cold, let them in

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208305
>Anon getting really annoyed at a lizard girl that just refuses to accept defeat
>"Your tail fell off!"
>"I've had worse"
>"Liar"
>"Come on you pansy"
I'd love to have sex with a lizard girl who keeps saying she was never defeated but her body has gone full mere'd mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201615
How would you pee or have sex, then?

[Anonymous No.]

Tfw no huge and buff kuudere arch amazoness that really loves snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33205095
>JK Kejourou dying her hair to rebel against her mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208497
>I'd love to have sex with a lizard girl who keeps saying she was never defeated but her body has gone full mere'd mode
That sounds really hot some some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33207656
sauce? cant find it on saucenao

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208635
What would alternative hairstyles for Kejourous look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208681
Have you tried Low similarity results have been hidden. Click here to display them...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208713
yes, the only result redirects me to an anthology in Japanese, i cant find the author either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208841
Have you tried googling the title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
>26 gigs of monstergirl porn
>she's an even bigger haremfag than I am
I'm pretty sure it's just going to give her ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208902
the name of the comic is in Japanese, google ain't gonna help me find it in English my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208681
Just look up COMIC Kairakuten 2020-12 and you'll find it on nhentai

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208964
yep, i know where it is, not in English tho.
am i being bamboozled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208957
Googling the image itself found it right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209068
can't you just give me the name? I honestly can't find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209228
I googled using the link of the full imaging instead of using the drop-down menu, since that only uses the thumbnail.
And you're not gonna get the full version anyway, since it's only on Fakku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209228
I found it in Japanese easy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>reverse rape fan
>traditional male-on-female (it's awright if it's MGE) rape enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209372
MGE rape is only okay if they marry each other in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209279
fuck fakku

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209228
Here you go precious
https://nhentai.net/g/335030/

[Anonymous No.]

>good boy! just sit there and take it now, hehehe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202171
I want grey, grey with TAN LINES

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209610
Good ole Pen15 club

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xqxMR22ORg

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209690
I hope KC makes a new bear girl and that she's BEEG, there's only 6 BEEG mamono and that's way not enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209808
BEEG is beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209598
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209610
She get's an eyepoke for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209808
I still think the average cyclops should be at least twice the size of a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210219
BEEG and MUSCULAR is best but only to the point You can still pleasure her and make her feel smoll, special and weak in Your arms.
Anything more than 3 meters is giantess and looses it's appeal, unless You're into being squished under a foot or You're that spammer fag trying to shit our threads up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33206813
Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210333
12-16 feet is the optimal height range.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33209439
I just download the translated version on Pantsu.
those parasites from f*aku aparently own the exclusive rights to translate and distribute that particular anthology. saucenao/google search was useless to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210514
Fuck off /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210590
Pantsu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210679
*sukebei nyaa
i really need some coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210590
>he doesn't know fakku ripping site

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210774
sukebei nyaa?

[Anonymous No.]

anon if you keep staring at me like that in class I'm not going to be able to focus on classwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210791
No, it's nhentai-like gallery site but only for fakku rips

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210793
The only education she needs is one about my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210847
B-but my grades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210791
Here's a hint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210856
Her grades are directly proportional to how well she services my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210933
Doesn't chaika only have download links? I obviously mean nexus as fakku ripping site

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210933
Those weren't translated, though. I just went to sukebei anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33204914
>he thinks anon can possibly lose when he has the raw power of the magic seesaw
best invention

[Anonymous No.]

>get legitimately raped by a hellhound
>go get checked out at the hospital for any sexually-transmitted infections or diseases
>get a bill for the checkout unless I declare consent with that hellhound
>call the cops because I was raped
>they warn me not to call unless it's a real emergency or else theyll arrest me
>sue my rapist so she can get sentenced to an abortion
>I get sentenced to marriage with my rapist for "denying love" and I must live and stay with her until I "admit that I love my rapist"
This whole system is biased for monsters, it's like they think what they do is what's best for us, I swear to god. I just want to be alone and continue my quest to find a genie lamp or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Should Yukari Yakumo be a nurarihyon or a kitsune-tsuki in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211142
Magic seesaw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33208681
It’s on Fakku

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203749
Because he posts here

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211143
Ke, I remembered when my old lady claimed me. I had done what you did lad and got the same sentence. My advice - drink water whenever you can.
You reminded me of my youth. I'll go kiss my old lady now. Good luck young buck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211143
So you finally find it and can wish to be able to do anything to all those girls. What do you wish for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33210590
Anyway, there is no point in keeping it a "secret" since fakku already spams it with DMCAs anyway
Here is fakku ripping site "hentainexus dot com"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211258
So >>33210933 is wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

KFC or Popeye's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211284
Yes, chaika panda mostly have dl links of jap raws and fan translations that get deleted from panda. It doesn't have translated fakku stuff because nobody uploads it on panda anyway
Hentainexus is nothing but fakku ripped stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>Party leader Paladin thinks he's got it all figured out
>"Okay, so when we get to the minotaur guarding the gate she's gonna go straight for the barbarian since he's the biggest here. She'll want to test her strength and try to get a sturdy husband, but with the three rings of strength the wizard and I crafted there's no way she'll overpower him. The staircase leading beyond the gate is guarded by a group of low-level imps and pixies but the wizard will fuel me with extra mana so I can protect us with greater warding at all times. Wizard, you're a huge source of mana so the foul Succubi in the final observatory will be immediately drawn to you not knowing that you have divine spells prepared, you can immobilize them all and we'll mop up. Stick to the plan and we all get out of here safe."
>Guardian Minotaur is actually a dedicated anti-mage and rushes the wizard on sight. Grapples him, silences him, makes away with her new magical house husband before the rest of the group can react.
>Imps and pixies have a thing for big, burly guys and the barbarian can't resist a charm spell to save his life. He gets snagged and left.
>Paladin is left to face the Succs alone and they all have major corruption fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33204127
Calling your red oni "Sugar tits" in public!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm one strike away from a disciplinary raping by my boss, should I quit before some bullshit happens?

[Anonymous No.]

If a Monster wants to get in bed with me, she has to beat all three Shenmue games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211447
Good end. You love to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211143
I hope you realize that even genies rape too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211484
rape your boss and then quit for maximum pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211484
You're clearly doing a shit job, take your rapings like a man and learn from your mistakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211538
My first wish is for the Genie to sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG-DBHAheW0

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211484
Kidnap and sell your boss into slavery to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211558
Is it really my fault that a Hellhound and Cheshire just decided to start fighting and broke a window? Is it my fault that the boss called me as I left the house and told me to pick up some supplies we were out of before work and she still counted me late? That's 2 out of 3 strikes before mandatory raping as written in the store manual.

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>>33211592
>kidnap nuki boss
>need to find another nuki to sell her to to buy her as a slave
>only one I know is her sister so I call her
>awkward meeting at boss's house where I sell her to her sister then use the same money to buy your boss as a slave
>something makes me think this is a setup

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>>33204127
>red oni fears nothing
>or so she keeps telling herself
>she marches right up to anon
>the ground is shaking a bit from her heavy footsteps
>she takes his hand into hers
>smooth, she managed to keep a straight fa-
>anon interlocks his fingers with hers
>the ground is shaking again just from the nervous trembling of her knees as her face blushes a darker red

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211685
>Sell boss to her sister
>Sister immediately marks the price up by like $10

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211484
Preemptively rape her first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211796
>Hey, we agreed you'd mark me up by AT LEAST 20%!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211143
>>33211538
Rape the hellhound back.
Rape the hospital staff.
Rape the cops.
Rape the lawyers and court.
Rape the lawmakers.
Rape the genie too, finally.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a monster girl wife I can complain about really mundane shit that happened at work with.
Who the fuck complains about me giving them FREE shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211938
No, the genie you make tender love with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211964
Then hope you won't complain when I dump a bathtub full of rocks on your lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211992
It would have been tender love if she didn't rape him. That's on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211999
If you're willing to spend that much money and effort to do that, I'd just be impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

Are birthday onis expensive to hire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203614
Probably about a week from now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211964
get a maid, either kiki or shog, demon works too
everything has a price, free shit can still be shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212092
Shoggoth sounds nice. Just being able to complain about everything and her just patting your head while just being happy the two of you are spending time together.

[Anonymous No.]

All she wants is for you to come inside to try her soft, gingerbread cookies. And maybe some passionate kissing.

Would you really deny her such little favor?

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>>33211552
>anon takes boss in the breakroom
>afterwards she's smug, excited that he took the initiative and she didn't have to rape him first
>excitedly thinking about their marriage and where the honeymoon is going to be
>"Oh here boss, wanted to give you this, I quit, see ya never"
>hands her some documents then casually leaves the store and disappears
Truly a fate worse than death for a smug boss who was going to abuse her position to get what she wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>33202588
>black harpy hooker
I don't like this meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212320
>dense anon gets saved from the bitter cold by white horn
>takes him to her place, makes warm cookies
>they start eating them next to the warm fire
>she leans over, eyes closed, lips puckered ready for a kiss
>anon doesn't know what to do so he grabs a cookie and puts it in her slightly opened mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212342
You'll like it when you're walking home from a bad day at work, and she corner's you on a dark street and offers to give you the best blowjob of your life for a measly $5. She'll suck the cum out of your dick with such ease and vigor it'd put a vacuum cleaner to shame. And on top of all that, she'll swallow it like a champ.

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>>33212387
Gonna make this lewd.
>She bits the cookie in half
>She puts the dry half aside
>Then proceeds to take the wet half of the cookie in her mouth and place it anon's mouth
It bit of a strange way of swapping spit, but she just wants to make the moment less awkward and more lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212396
>best blowjob of your life for a measly $5
Don't want the herps, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212517
momono herpes just makes you hornyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212517
You're not getting the herps. You're getting the harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33205981
Yandere Kiki that demands Master chew his food at least 30 times and takes it upon herself to chew it for him to make sure it's done properly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212606
So mamono mana turns otherwise harmful STDs into just lewd diseases?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212633
Disgusting, but erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212640
Mamono mana would just cure/make you immune to most normal disease. There are mamono related illnesses but they are all about making you more horny than usual.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Monsters.27_Illnesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
>~70gigs of images and video
I know there are some questionable pieces in my spank bank, but I'm sure she wouldn't mind and keep it for ideas. Most of it is kosher, but there is the occasional /d/ or /hc/ level images / video here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

Men are built for harpy pussy and they can't deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212778
You mean cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212784
Harpies don't shit out their pussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212784
no way scaliefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212778
Men are designed for wing hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212778
Men are built for succubi pussy. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212807
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212778
*cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212778
Can I set up a bird feeder for harpies?
Or do they not like reverse glory holes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212807
puffy bird hugs only

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212888
what the fuck is a reverse glory hole and why would you need that to feed harpies???

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212926
Basically instead of you sucking dicks in a bathroom stall. You keep your dick in the hole, and girls line up to suck you off. In this case, harpies. You're basically their little bird feeder since your dick juice is their food

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212970
Are you absolutely sure you know what you are talking about? Pornhub gave me VERY different results. would not recommend following my example if you value your heterosexuality

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212970
Reminds me of that fue succubus helper hentai

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213043
god I remember that, the loli scene from that was top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213043
>fue succubus helper hentai
The what now?
Got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213009
Yea, I served as bird feed at a black harpy aerie for a few months. Whenever a single guy makes the mistake of entering black harpy territory alone, he's kidnapped and mans the reverse glory hole where all the young, single girls go to suckle on your dick before going out thieving for the day. You post doesn't end until one of the single harpies takes you to her nest with her. It's how I met my black harpy wife. After some of her cousins drained by nuts, she took her turn, jabbed me with a manticore spike, and sucked me off for two hours straight before dragging me off to her nest.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, when Kiki asks me what I want for lunch I'm going to look her in the eye and say 'your grool'. Wish me luck bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213087
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213108
Mastah was served gruel to his satisfaction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213116
No, I don't. That's why I asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213087
You already have both the artist and the title, how lazy are you?
https://nhentai.net/g/239990/

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213135
Just like from the old country!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213179
So it's a doujin, not a hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213179
Hm, the artist didn't come up when I searched for Fue. Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213195
It's a manga, not a doujin. Fue had some anime but it wasn't succubus one

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213420
Which one was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213459
Fella Hame Lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213135
>>33213187
>Master was disappointed even though it was the best oatmeal he's ever had
>Still told Kiki 'Good job, it's exactly what I wanted'
I've heard of dense masters but how often do we get dense Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213525
Would a dense Kiki count as a defective Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211447
As a lilim once said: "The smarter the paladin thinks he is, the more exciting he is to corrupt"

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>>33211645
Yes it is. In the first scenario, you should've acted fast and used a water spray on the chesh. Maybe also spray the hellhound some water if you are feeling bold. In the second scenario, you should've picked up the supplies through mamonozon online. I bet that your coworkers had a frantic time trying to do work with one less manpower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213525
Dense Kiki? She simply knows best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213544
I would assume Ero Slang 101 is a required course at the Meido Academy. I can just imagine a class full of Kikis blushing rubbing their legs back and forth embarrassed as the teacher Kiki says "Now repeat after me class: 'Cock Sleeve'"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211796
>Walk away and retire with the money you gain by selling your boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211964
dunno anon... giving shit to random people at work seems very gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213611
>she knows pussy juice is not part of a balanced diet, mastah should have asked for that as a snack

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212916
Bat wing hugs are comfy too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213609
I guess but what's odd is that the other cashier also showed up late for the 3rd time in a row but she didn't get in trouble. On top of that, we weren't even out of napkins. I think she's trying to make me quit

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>>33212320
Because I don't know what she put into the cookies. There's a lot of dangerous concoctions in the mamono realm and you can never be too careful. What if she laced the cookies with humpty jelly claiming that it's "just honey". That would be very bad for me

[Anonymous No.]

>"So I'm an abyssal pedophile spider, so what?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33212506
Playing the pocky game but with a cookie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33211143
Have you tried hitting her with a crowbar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213772
anon it's rude to hit your wife with a crowbar without asking if it's ok first

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213772
>>33213786
Now I'm thinking of a guy dropping an entire bar full of bartender Tengus on a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213728
she killed millions...

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGvVOun_7kU
Post MG-approved music

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckZcVFLU24

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213854
>>33213934

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213854
https://youtu.be/bWcASV2sey0

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213959
Yeah, hi Lazlo, did you know Pigeons are good fucking?
Don't mind Rats neither
Devil Bugs...
Beelzebubs...
There's all kinds of actions in the streets if you know where to look, ehehehe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKEqU2itOiw

[Anonymous No.]

>>33201046
Playing Overlord as a kid and TWW as a manchild really made me appreciate the flexibility that goblins can have in any evil army. Besides can you imagine how terrifying a swarm of vampire goblins would be, even if they have trouble reaching your neck? You would have constant little bite marks on your ankles

[Anonymous No.]

>>33214080
TWW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33213854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eAqh_gXIe4

[Anonymous No.]

>>33214097
Total War Warhammer. Unlike Overlord It's still popular so I want to avoid derailing the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>33214112
Is that a Pokemon trainer?

[Anonymous No.]

Is something wrong if my eyes bleed when I look into my wife's eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33214115
Eh it's fine anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33214130
Nah just a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33214132
Did blood really came out or were you just seeing red/pink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203048
>It's just nice mg art
>Most of which is sfw and the nsfw is vanilla
Probably admire my taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>33203749
>>33204914
>These threads always talk about wanting a specific species if not a specific personality type from those species
>WTF why is there an mge story about a man going for a specific species!?
Dummy