/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35985335
good thing boss is always there to bail them out. he can't stand to see them hur-I mean it be a pain to get new minions

>>35893226
got some short stacks for delivery for an Anon! I GOT SOME SHORT STACKS FOR A MR. ANON

>>33201046
Playing Overlord as a kid and TWW as a manchild really made me appreciate the flexibility that goblins can have in any evil army. Besides can you imagine how terrifying a swarm of vampire goblins would be, even if they have trouble reaching your neck? You would have constant little bite marks on your ankles

>>28755335
>I like this goblin but would not bring her for any diplomatic negotiations.
>Hero and his goblin tagalong on diplomatic missions
>When in an audience with the High Queen of the Dwarfs the gob blurts out "How do you not crush your husband with such a big ass? Nyahahaha", which earns her enough grudges to fill a library
>Shortly before meeting with the elven queen, the hero makes it clear to his goblin companion that he doesn't want a repeat of what happened last time. And that she should compliment her majesty to make a good impression
>Hero and goblin step into the throneroom to make their introductions
>"You have the fattest tits I've ever seen on an unmarried woman"
Monsters having trouble with behaviour issues make them even more endearing in my eyes

Adventuring with monstergirls
Forming partys with monstergirls
Exploring dungeons with monstergirls
Marrying your party.