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Comfy fish families.

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>> No.21999879

>>21999855
giving wolfus the stretchy meat!

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>>21999879
Stretchy meat?

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Otohime-san got a wonderful present for her 17th birthday.

>> No.21999918

>>21999890
I want to visit Wendi's BBQ restaurant in Winterstown and enjoy a dry rubbed and smoked meat from Wendidad

>> No.21999930

>>21999916
I thought her 17th was last year. And the year before.

>> No.21999935

>>21999918
i also wouldn't mind a wendi rubbing my meat

>> No.21999960

>>21999845
>redhead
Oh no the other sea bishops are gonna bully her in school!

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>>21999935

>> No.21999975

How do you resist your cool wine aunt when she wants to fuck you and your alone with her at home?

>> No.21999981

>>21999975
you don't

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>>21999975
>wine aunt

>> No.21999997

Hellhounds are boring.
She's angry, she rapes.
She's happy, she rapes for fun
She's sad, she rapes to feel better.
Its cold out, rape to heat you up
Its hot out, rape because she can't resist anymore.
Shes bored, rape for excittment
She has the chance to do anything she wants, rape of course.
First date, rape to claim the man.
Wedding, rape to celebrate.
Relationship in trouble? Rape to make sure your know you belong to her.
Kids out? Rape because she has you to herself.
Kids home, rape you to show pups how to treat a man.
Its all rape all the time.

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>>21999997

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>>21999845
Why haven’t you guys taken the genie pill?
>you can make Aladdin/Shantae jokes all the time
>infinite cosmic power makes them a high level monster, they also don’t care about you beating them in combat
>actually confirmed immortality without merrows being involved
>thicc and brown
>looks human, but could easily have a snek, horse, spider, or fox butt.
>lewd and cheerful

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>>21999960
>implying

>> No.22000065

>https://i.imgur.com/bVTtWVT.png
have sex with fairies!

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>>22000065
I'd rather have sex with pixies.

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>>22000048
>looks human, but could easily have a snek, horse, spider, or fox butt.
But can she have a fish butt?

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>>22000048
They have the right body type, but do can they become slimey and sticky like a pslime?

>> No.22000118

>>22000080
pixies are great too but stuffing them in your pants may result in a pixie ruining the crotch of your pants

>> No.22000125

>>22000048
is shantae popular in japan? the mge genie literally looks like a white haired shamtae

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>>21999997
Very nice 2bh

>> No.22000129
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Any kind anons willing to share their favorite ogres, Oni, and other big girls?
Trying to rebuild my.collection after I lost it.

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>> No.22000163

>>22000103
Yes
>>22000112
Yes

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>>22000129

>> No.22000195
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What's her favorite game?

>> No.22000213
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>>22000125
Yes.

>> No.22000214

>>22000195
Guilty Gear

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>>22000129

>> No.22000236
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Love kejourous.

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>>22000048
>>22000131
I just watched the new Aladdin. It was shit and made me appreciate the old cartoon even more. Also now I want a genie gf.

>> No.22000246

Besides Dark Mages, Lamia, Kejourous, and unagis. What species are most likely to become dark pharmomancers? how do i get a dark pharmomancer gf?

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>>22000129

>> No.22000257

>>22000043
Dominance needs to be reasserted.

>> No.22000258
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>>22000246
Bicorn.

>> No.22000265
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>>22000257
What does that entail?

>> No.22000273

>>22000246
Doctor Shog

>> No.22000275

>>22000195
binding of isaac

>> No.22000283
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>>22000273

>> No.22000286

>>22000265
Ruff sex

>> No.22000289

>>22000195
Monster Hunter

>> No.22000290
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what was her plan?

>> No.22000291
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>>22000129

>> No.22000309

>>22000291
>Bring your daughter to work day.

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>>22000129

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>>22000129

>> No.22000354
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Hug the slug.

>> No.22000355

>>22000290
>you'll never gaslight a Russian jinko soldier into thinking a cardboard box is alive

>> No.22000366

>>22000320
What a cute Bunbun! Thick fluffy thighs!

>> No.22000374
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>>22000366
They make great pillows.

>> No.22000377

>>22000112
Too thin

>> No.22000381

>>22000290
Snake has good taste in girls

>> No.22000391

>>22000354
Fuck slugs. Shoot as much cum inside them, all over them, and everything in between.

>> No.22000397

>>22000354
I would ask her where is her house.

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>>22000377

>> No.22000416

>>22000409
First wish well used!

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>> No.22000439

>>22000377
Nah that's the lowest she can go before being to thin. However I would definitely have her alternate between giga milf and nubile D.

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>>22000397
You build her a house.

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>>22000112
The peak genie modifications are
>kraken tentacles
>slimy like purple slime

>> No.22000470
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Fuck flowers.

>> No.22000474

>>22000467
what if I like just the way as she is, her original form

>> No.22000482

>>22000416
Genie meat is worth it

>> No.22000497

>>22000474
You are indeed a man of culture. However some changes in the bedroom do tend to be fun once and a while.

>> No.22000499
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>>22000474
That's fine too.

>> No.22000540

I wonder what it's like to cum inside a Genie?

>> No.22000543

>>22000112
>tfw no mischievous gyaru genie in your phone

>> No.22000551
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>>22000540
Magical.

>> No.22000583

>>22000290
beep beep

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>>22000583

>> No.22000620
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Graped genie.

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>> No.22000653

>>22000620
Likely wouldn’t happen, strong monsters need multiple bites because grapes aren’t built to deal with anyone but pharaohs. So the chances of a genie getting graped is unlikely to say the least.

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>>22000653
Is that a challenge?

>> No.22000702

What monster would make the best yandere? What would make the worst one?

>> No.22000707
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>>22000702
Unicorn
Bicorn

>> No.22000716

>>22000689
I dunno if I like grapesneks. Its like I half-like them, probably because they remind me of demons, but at the same time Im not into lamias that much.

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>>22000716

>> No.22000747 [SPOILER] 
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Don't open.

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>Young lady, where are your parents?

>> No.22000777

>>22000253
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.22000783

>>22000724
Its not even the snake part, its more like their behavior, biting seems scary. Also I fucking hate sand.

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>>22000777
Is this better?

>> No.22000787 [DELETED] 

>>22000777
Don't fucking reply to him you subhuman, just let mods deal with the faggot

>> No.22000789

>>22000747
I would gladly open her, if you know what I mean

>> No.22000793 [DELETED] 

>>22000786
Kill yourself you dumb cunt.

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>>22000783
>Also I fucking hate sand.

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>>21999997
Not our fault you have a one-track mind.

>> No.22000805
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Wife horse.

>> No.22000814

>>22000775
They're playing the yes/no game together. For some reason, mommy always says 'yes'.

>> No.22000825

>>22000702
Fairy best yandere

>> No.22000835
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>>21999845
Always remember that monster girls love you /jp/

>> No.22000851

>>22000354
That depends. Are they hermaphroditic like normal slugs are?

>> No.22000855

>>22000835
How can monster girls love me if they aren't even real?

>> No.22000858

>>22000855
Sometimes I think even I'm not real.

>> No.22000860

>>22000855
They're real in your mind

>> No.22000872
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>>22000855
They just do.

>> No.22000884

>>22000855
Ask any shog and they'll tell you nothing is real and all we know and ever will know is but an afternoon dreaming of a snoozing amoebic equivalent of a reality we can't even comprehend.
Aren't and are seem kind of trivial at that point so why not just roll with it while we can?

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>>22000129

>> No.22000893

>>22000851
Anon, please. From Giant Slug's profile:
>Since the rise of the current Demon Lord, only females have been confirmed, but it seems they were hermaphrodites in the past. Perhaps as a vestige, it seems that rarely, when they spot a human woman, they'll shower her in mucus without much thought and make her all sticky.

>> No.22000900

>be adventurer in a dungeon
>spot a conspicuous chest
>there's no dust on it
>have a cheeky idea
>"Woe is me, for I have found no treasure and the rent is due!"
>the chest shifts a little
>"Ha, I saw that!"
>immediately the chest opens, revealing a pouting mimic
>"No fair!" she shouts
>"Better luck next time," i say as i turn to leave the fruitless dungeon
>suddenly i get tackled from behind
>she left her chest to jump me!
>"No fai-"
>get interrupted by mimic's kiss
at least i don't have to adventure anymore

>> No.22000901

>>22000858
My waifu should stop schlicking to fantasies about me all day and get a life

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>>22000129

>> No.22000915

>>22000129
>>22000168
>>22000228
>>22000253
>>22000291
>>22000319
>>22000351
>>22000885
>>22000911
Giantess faggots fuck off.

>> No.22000923

>>22000747
I want to lick her senko pops!

>> No.22000927
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Would 30 year old wizards be appropriate husbands to Balrogs?

>> No.22000929

>>22000927
What if I hold my virginity up to 50?

>> No.22000933
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>>22000915
Nah

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>>22000129

>> No.22000939

>>22000933
You're not welcome here, go to /d/.

>> No.22000940

>>22000929
Truly a arch-mage worthy of a harem of elemental monsters!

>> No.22000947

>>22000915
Only one of those is even close to giantess

>> No.22000954

>>22000927
All I'mma say is you better farm up some fire resistance gear before tango dancing with a Balrog.

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>>22000939
Make me.

>> No.22000956

>>22000915
Some of that your right on, but mostly your wrong. I would say only double the size of an adult Male is to much and getting into giants territory .only about 2 or 3 are like that in your list.

>> No.22000957

>>22000939
>one person replies to a bunch of people and tries to assume the majority role
interesting

>> No.22000958

>>22000957
>implying giantess shit has ever been welcome
Newniggers need to be gassed I swear.

>> No.22000959

>>22000915
How is that giantess?

>> No.22000962 [DELETED] 

>>22000959
this >>22000253 isn't giantess shit to you? Fucking kill yourself

>> No.22000970

>>22000958
Yeah but most of that isn't giantess, cretin.

>> No.22000971

The only giantesses I like are Trolls and Blue Oni!

No one likes Blue Oni!

>> No.22000974

Have i glitched or have we had the exact same argument with the subject changed for the last two weeks?

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>> No.22000977

>>22000955
That's a bit much. Keep it under 10 feet please.

>>22000959
Some of it is clearly giantess. He also included shit that's been considered acceptable though which weakens his position.

>> No.22000980

>>22000893
Good, I don't want to get harpooned or love darted or whatever the fuck you want to call it to facilitate mating.

>> No.22000982

>>22000971
I do
I see them as wine drinkers that are more reserved then the reds

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>>22000962
And this is?

>> No.22000986

>>22000980
Nah mge don't do that. At worst your just gonna see some yuri and get a second wife.

>> No.22000987

>>22000933
You're completely welcome here by every single one of us but the guy splurging out.
Post more.

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>>22000129

>> No.22000989

>>22000970
So you’re just gonna ignore what’s being posted now? Fuck you and fuck off.

>> No.22000991 [DELETED] 

>>22000933
>>22000987
Eat shit samefaggot.

>> No.22000993

>>22000974
No?

>> No.22000997

>>22000989
you have no power over me

>> No.22001000

>>22000997
Go somewhere else you autistic child.

>> No.22001004

>>22000976
Stop. That's very clearly over the line. If your that same dude ironic shitposting to piss off one dude is still shitposting.

>> No.22001007

http://www.4chan.org/feedback
Reminder to let mods know that they're fucking incompetent.

>> No.22001009

>>22000974
Yeah pretty much
All were missing is the "move these threads to /trash" guy

>> No.22001010

>>22000958
>giangess has never been welcom
Half true. We've always been okay tall girl types so long as it isn't shit like house sized crap, vore, snuff, destruction, etc. Basically all of the /d/ type size stuff.

>> No.22001018

>>22001000
What did I just say?

>> No.22001017

>>22000974
It's basically one or 2 guys, who might be /refugees/ who think they can terraform this place or something, splurging over this and that because they personally dislike it.

>> No.22001019

>>22001010
>Half true
Wrong, faggot. Ten feet at most was the max.

>> No.22001021

>>22000974
two possibilities
>it's the anon that keeps overreacting to everything, even when he's obviously getting baited
>it's the anon that manufactures controversies to try and make us go to /trash/

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>>22000129

>> No.22001026

>>22001009
Might help if we had a clear set of rules. Ie no futa, no furry, no girls over X feet... shit like that. Heck I wouldnt even mind a no yuri and alp rule even though I like both.

>> No.22001027

>>22001017
>Only one or two people don't like giantess spam
That's how you spot a newfaggot that hasn't been here for more than a year.

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9 Feet Tall Titania!

>> No.22001031

>>22000991
>samefag
If posting non-mge images were possible I'd screen cap your post just to prove you wrong.

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>>22000129
>>22001027
>Giantess spam
Only a couple of giantess images have been posted.

>> No.22001034

>>22001026
this
i'm tired of the constant autistic screeching

>> No.22001038

>>22001027
You are right, but he’s not wrong about the fact that these two exist and routinely ruin the thread with their autism.

>> No.22001039

>>22001031
>implying anyone's gonna believe your MSpaint screencaps.

>> No.22001041

>>22001029
10'1" titania.

>> No.22001043

>>22001041
>>>/d/

>> No.22001044
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>>22001026
>no yuri
Does that mean no liliraune?
>>22001031
>using screen caps when InspectElement exists
The only way you'd convince him is by physically dragging him to your house to see your computer screen, and even then they'd still accuse you of faking it.

>> No.22001045 [DELETED] 

>>22001032
Stop trying to play dumb you retarded nigger.

>> No.22001048

>>22001039
I'm phone posting from a burrito blanket, anon. I don't even think android has any image editors that could do that shit effectively.

>> No.22001053 [DELETED] 

>>22001048
>I'm phone posting
So everything you say means absolutely nothing. Kill yourself you giantess spamming faggot.

>> No.22001054
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>>22001043

>> No.22001057

>>22001044
>No liliraune
Not unless there's some man meat in that leafy sandwich

>> No.22001059
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>>22000129

>> No.22001060

>>22001044
>InspectElement
I actually forgot that even existed.

>> No.22001067

>>22001043
304.7cm titania?

>> No.22001072

>>22001044
>no liliraune
I am sad about it as well, but it might have to be done.

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>>22000129

>> No.22001079
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>>22000835
Actual scan when?

>> No.22001082

>>22001041
>>22001067
>hehehe gottem.
>if they accept that then all giantess is acceptable.
Your not helping the argument.

>> No.22001085

>>22001079
Never because if I post it then the splurg will have access to it and I'd rather deny you all just to deny him than let him have it.

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>>22000129

>> No.22001092
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>>22000971
I like big Trolls but I can only imagine them being one or two heads taller than me

>> No.22001095

>>22001023
Feminine tomboy is a patrician choice

>> No.22001097

>>22001082
It was more tongue in cheek meme posts but it does bring up a good point on how the fuck would you know there exact height and if it broke the 10' rule.
Best you can do is say "no bigger than a single story house" and call it good enough because that's close enough to the cutoff height without having to pull out protractors and graphs.

>> No.22001100

>>22001044
>Does that mean no liliraune?
newfag

>> No.22001107
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>>22000129

>> No.22001108

>>22001097
>c-come on guys let's just make a compromise so I have an excuse to post giantess but you stop calling me mean names!
Die

>> No.22001110

>>22001085
Based

>> No.22001113

>>22000798
I must find the rest of these.

>> No.22001115

>>22001097
Fair, but 10 feet isn't that hard to visualize. However saying both 10 or to the roof of a single story house wouldn't hurt.

>> No.22001118

>>22001085
>>22001110
Embarrassing samefaggotry.

>> No.22001124

>>22001097
the rule is essentially unenforceable if the suspected giantess cannot be measured. for example, if there is no background and she's by herself. in those cases, anyone who calls it giantess is a fucking moron

>> No.22001133

>>22001124
Then giantess shit can go to /d/ and stay there.

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>>22000129

>> No.22001140

>>22001124
If some one posts that then who the fuck cares. Just assume no background or comparable features means under 10feet. If poster says to the contrary then he is breaking the rule and gets booted.

>> No.22001147

>>22001140
>Obvious giantess posting is okay if there's nothing in the background
God you fucking newfaggot vermin need to go back to where you came from.

>> No.22001150

>>22001139
>So? Whaddya think of my special brew? Pretty strong huh?

>> No.22001154

>>22001133
yes, but the point i'm trying to make is this
>thick oni/minotaur/whatever =/= giantess
example
>>22000911 cannot be considered giantess and should never have been called out as such

>> No.22001160

>>22001147
If some one post a girl standing on a solid colour background how are supposed to know of it's a giantess or not.

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>>22000129

>> No.22001166

>>22001154
>cannot be considered giantess
>despite the body and perspective obviously alluding to it
Fucking dumb faggot.

>> No.22001167

>no oni, onee-chan

>> No.22001172

>>22001160
see >>22001166
if the perspective of the image is obviously making it out to be giantess shit it goes to /d/.

>> No.22001185

>>22001166
>>22001172
What if the picture is from the perspective of a manlet?

>> No.22001186

>>22001162
Fuck off.
>>>/d/

>> No.22001195
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22001195

>>22000129

>> No.22001202
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>>22000129
Big girls who can pin you down just by laying on you and smothering you with their fat tits as they powderize your pelvis are the best

>> No.22001203

>>22001166
>muh assumptions precede your logic
have it your way. it's not like you can stop people from posting onis anyway
stay mad

>> No.22001212

>Just wanted Oni art and possibly some other bigger than average guy monster girls
>turns into an argument over how tall counts as giantess
Thanks to all the anons for the art, but I almost wish I hadn't asked just for bringing this shit into a good thread.

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>>22000129

>> No.22001221

>>22001212
People posted clear giantess and you said nothing. You should have told them not to if you didn't want this to happen.

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>>22000747
Lolibaba is still best.

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>>22000129

>> No.22001243

>>22001221
>>22001212
>Oh no, the exact thing I didn't want to happen, happened!

>> No.22001247

>>22001166
>obviously alluding
oxymoron

>> No.22001249

Can an Oni be a wine aunt? What if she tells you to call her onee-chan?

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>>22000129

>> No.22001254

>>22001219
I want to make this oni the mother of my children

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>>22001085
>I have something the thread wants but I'm not gonna post it out of spite for one guy
Choke on a cock and die.

>> No.22001261

>>22001212
Don't let the new nigger(s) who think they have authority discourage you from loving big girls anon.

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>>22001232
Authentic is even better.

>> No.22001265

>>22001261
Huh?

>> No.22001267

>>22001221
I had to leave for work after the first 2 replies anon. I can't watch the thread all day no matter how much I would rather be doing that. I just got back to find more replies and an argument about how tall is /d/ shit.

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>>22000129

>> No.22001277

>>22001264
Nah, I personally prefer lolibaba, mostly just because I don't like the personality of young kids irl.

>> No.22001278

>>22001261
>Giantess newfag trying to call anyone a newfag
fucking lol

>> No.22001279

>>22001264
Nah. I’m just not a fan of “childish” mentalities no matter what.

>> No.22001283

>>22001267
Then maybe next time specify something like double the height of the guy. You brought this argument on yourself for be lazy.

>> No.22001284

>>22001259
i wonder what made anubis so mad

>> No.22001285

>>22001277
>>22001279
Nahmind

>> No.22001288

>>22001284
Sphinx-chan is slacking.
Again.
Like she does every damn day while Anubis has to work her tail off.

>> No.22001295

>>22001283
You going to write him a ticket officer? Or maybe just let him off this time?

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>> No.22001303

So it's just the usual 2 splurgs losing there shit over this while everyone else basically doesn't give a shit so long as it avoids distinctly /d/ flavored shit, yeah?
Why not just ignore the splurgs then and get back to posting like regular and just avoid the thread crashing shitshow of giving them attention?

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>>22000129

>> No.22001312

>>22001303
>everyone else basically doesn't give a shit
I'd say "is actively avoiding both sets of retards."

>> No.22001315

>>22001303
>>22001085
At least spell sperg right.

>> No.22001318

>>22000987
>>22001017
>>22001085
>>22001303
You're not very subtle, giantess faggot.

>> No.22001321

>>22001303
yup, every thread
guess i'll have to make a filter at this point

>> No.22001324

>>22001295
I am just pointing out that people should have learned how easy it is to trigger this thread and thus be very mindful to keep that in mind when posting request. That is if he is actually sorry about what has happened.

>> No.22001325
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22001325

A-N-U-B-I-S
What do I win?

>> No.22001336

>>22001321
The 'Fuck off' guy was easy to filter, but not the guy who antagonizes him.

>> No.22001338

>>22001284
If I'm not mistaken, the guy asked if she'd cheat on her husband, and she had an angry reaction

>> No.22001340

>>22001336
filter out "splurg"

>> No.22001341
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>>22000129

>> No.22001346

>>22001341
This is the best Oni.

>> No.22001350

>>22001284
>Q: Are Anubi sincerely dedicated to their husbands, or do they start affairs with other men?
>A: This isn't even a question. IT'S AN INSULT.

>> No.22001363

>>22001338
>>22001350
i'd be pissed too. toss that guy to the manticores, they'll sort him out

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>>22001299
>nyaha~

>> No.22001374

>>22001336
>>22000000

>> No.22001378

>>22001365
Team dog vs team cat

>> No.22001380

>>22001374
OH NO NO NO NO BUT ONLY ONE GUY ON /JP/ EVER SAYS FUCK OFF NOOOOOOO

>> No.22001384

>>22001380
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

>> No.22001387

Reminder that onee-chan loves you.

>> No.22001396
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>>22001387
This is my onee chan!

>> No.22001397

>>22001384
I'd prefer if you left.

>> No.22001399

>>22001380
Fuck off.

>> No.22001416

>>22001387
No she doesn't

>> No.22001430

>>22001396
>little boy meets a baphomet
>still calls her onee-chan 30 years later

>> No.22001440

>>22001430
Cause she keeps him still a boy?

>> No.22001442

>>22001416
Saying things like that make Titania-nee cry.

>> No.22001447

>>22001442
I'm unlovable

>> No.22001456

getting forced to marry a loving cockatrice

>> No.22001460

>walk into a sabbath branch
>proclaim my love for oppai
how quickly am i destroyed?

>> No.22001462

>>22001456
Cant beat the cock

>> No.22001468

>>22001447
Your nee-chan doesn't think so.

>> No.22001472
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>>22001462
Nope, not the cock.

>> No.22001476 [SPOILER] 
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>>22001460
Depends on what branch you're dealing with.

>> No.22001477

>>22001460
>You're honest
Ignored or asked to leave, depending.
>You're lying
Familiar-piled.

>> No.22001485

What is your waifu's breast size anon?

>> No.22001488

>>22001324
So we need to give special consideration and privileges to the retards, how about we just ignore them and post like we used to.

>> No.22001491

>>22001485
B-C cup.

>> No.22001495
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>>22001456
>>22001472
>>22001462

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>>22001277
>>22001279
Monstergirl lolis would have 2D loli personalities, though.

>> No.22001504

>>22001485
B for one.
O for the other.

>> No.22001507

>>22001485
Huge.

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>>22001477

>> No.22001513

>>22001277
What's your lolibaba waifu?

>> No.22001520

>>22001472
that's a cute chicken

>> No.22001528

>>22001485
My waifu has large C cups to small D cups, depending on how much they're played with.
My daughteru has barely-there little loli lumps, with big puffy nipples.

>> No.22001531
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>>22001485
Just right.

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>>22001363
Not even a manticore would touch him.

>> No.22001546

>>22001456
Anon was so nervous at the altar. You could say the poor guy was... petrified.

>> No.22001548

>>22001485
At least J-cup

>> No.22001566

>>22001476
So how would marune and her sabbath react? Or that oppai girl in momonikas?

>>22001485
It changes on the mood but C-D like hours, wisps and genies to what ever apophis have.

>> No.22001569
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>>22001546
>That's MY line

>> No.22001573

>>22001440
Nope, he keeps at it despite having aged

>> No.22001581
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>>22001573
How does she take it?

>> No.22001590
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>> No.22001591

>>22001485
huge_breasts

>> No.22001598

Lava Golems are fucking hot.

>> No.22001601

What happens when you find your centaur daughteru has been figging herself?

>> No.22001604

>>22001485
DFC for life!

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>>22001591

>> No.22001607

>>22000129
Given that male dwarves are still a thing (even if growing rarer and rarer), what would the child of a dorf and an oni be like? The size of a human, but twice and frightening and drunk as her parents?

>> No.22001614
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>>22001607
Now that's terrifying.

>> No.22001617

>>22001581
Eventually resigned to it after a period of frustration, but still gets embarrassed when he calls her that when they're not alone.

>> No.22001622

>>22001601
I don't care for Centaurs, but figging is super hot.

>> No.22001650

>>22001485
C

>> No.22001682

>>22001607
And as strong as an oni.

>> No.22001687

>>22001614
Big bodyguard girls are for being used as dakis!

>> No.22001717

>>22001614
I need an oni that big to squish me beneath her

>> No.22001726

>>22001717
I want to squish the boobs of an oni that big!

>> No.22001727

>>22001614
(Flustered Oni Noises)

>> No.22001728

>>22001687
She's not cuddling, she's just protecting you really tightly at night.

>> No.22001743

>>22001728
I would be hugging her back.
>tfw no stoic bodyguard oni gf

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Do you remember the Monster Girl Academy rules?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-_YDvVCGHs

>> No.22001776

>>22001590
I want to impregnate both the android and the automaton

>> No.22001778

>>22001755
What are the rules on being taken into servitude by your vampire classmate?

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>>22001727

>> No.22001802

Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck is the big deal with giantess I mean it easily leads into far more degenerate fetishes but its not that bad isolated from them

>> No.22001805

Don't you fucking reply.

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>>22001802
This thread is far too autistic to accept giantess monster girls.

>> No.22001839

>>22001776
Breed the bot

>> No.22001844

>>22001802
slippery slope fallacy

>> No.22001847 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.22001850

>>22001813
It's mostly one faggot sperging out like he always does.

>>22001802
We're mostly into BEEG girls, but with actual giants it gets weird.

>> No.22001853

>>22001485
D cups
Full of justice

>> No.22001855
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>>22001755
No, I need a refresher.

>> No.22001856

>>22001850
>It's mostly one faggot sperging out like he always does.
It is most definitely not, you fucking retard.

>> No.22001860

>>22001850
>Only one person dislikes giantess shit

>> No.22001863

>>22001850
>it's just one goy! i'm definitely not shitposting! for real!

>> No.22001867

>>22001850
Fuck off already you irredeemable nigger.

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>>22001850
>every post that doesn't express the same opinion as me is made by the same person
Take your pills grandpa.

>> No.22001872 [DELETED] 

>>22001850
Eat shit and die, fucko.

>> No.22001881

>>22001868
Not liking is not equal to sperging out, you moron. Do you not really notice the sudden quality posts we're suddenly having?

>> No.22001883

I want to drown in a giant loli's cunny juice.

>> No.22001885

>>22001805
>implying the autists could ever resist bait of any kind
you expect too much of them

>> No.22001890

>>22001881
Are you sure you're replying to the right post?

>> No.22001892

I'm disappointed I missed the genie posting but arrived just in time for this

>> No.22001896

>>22001844
Only a fallacy if it can't be properly reasoned. Saying a slippery slope exists is not a fallacy in itself. As proven by the fag community.

>> No.22001901

>>22001890
What makes you think otherwise?

>> No.22001907

>>22001901
Is it not calling out the shitposter like the rest?

>> No.22001908

>>22001868
Did you intend to just say that you're aligned with the person freaking out and shitposting?

>> No.22001911

>>22001892
at this point, the thread police are as bad as the baitposters themselves. i want them all to leave

>> No.22001921

>>22001911
I want mods to move these garbage threads to /trash/.

>> No.22001922

>>22001911
>pls let me shitpost in peace u guys

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>>22001921
Right on time.

>> No.22001932

Post characters you would like to see monsterized. Also post species they would monsterize into.

>> No.22001934

>>22001911
>thread police
As if we had an actual one. It's just one fucking autismo always going on a tantrum because that is the only way he could get a (You). 'Thread police' at least implies he knows about the settings, this fucko we're having doesn't even know what tentacle forest does

>> No.22001938

>>22001929
Maybe he would stop if people didn't give him free (you)s.

>> No.22001939

>>22001934
The one about the forest probably was someone trying to fit in

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>> No.22001942

>>22001911
>thread police
That has too positive of a connotation.
He/they are more like a "thread vigilante" than anything else.

>> No.22001944

>>22001934
>>22001942
>t. giantess spammer
You are so transparent it's not even funny. Jesus fucking christ you're a nigger.

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>>22001932
Deutschland from Azur Lane as a mershark.

>> No.22001950

>>22001934
>this fucko we're having doesn't even know what tentacle forest does
Nice revisionism, the tentacle forest shit has been disliked from the start.

>> No.22001953

>>22001944
ok kid

>> No.22001958

>>22001934
>>22001942
If he wasn't as autistic about it all (especially that tentacle forest retardation he did) I would support him on this. Giantess or double the size of a manlet doesn't belong here.

>> No.22001965

>>22001958
>double the size of a manlet
That's like 8 feet

>> No.22001968

>>22001965
Not him but the usual manlet is between 5-6

>> No.22001969

>>22001934
>>22001942
There's definitely an overly sensitive retard going around, but that does not in any way condone spamming giantess shit or other forms of shitposting. Don't for a second think one overly sensitive guy means the rest of the thread agrees with you.

>> No.22001970

>>22001950
I know that's not true because I remember people arguing about it constantly. That means it was controversial, not disliked as whole. You can't just keep saying that anyone who disagrees with you on something is an outsider.

>> No.22001971

>>22001950
Not liking and sperging out without not even knowing what it is NOT the same thing, this retard legit thought tentacle forest would fuck MGs with their tentacles just because it had 'tentacle' in its name

>> No.22001974

>>22001969
Are you forgetting the fact that this started with him falsely labeling a large number of images as giantess?

>> No.22001982

>>22001950
You can dislike something without freaking out over it. You can just ignore it. I fucking loathe loli shit. I hate it. But I never ever tell loli posters to fuck off, because they don't harm the thread in any way. Try to be more like me.

>> No.22001985

>>22001969
>agrees with you
Calling out a thread idiot makes me a giantess lover, I see.
Well I've never posted big girls myself because I'm actually more of a loli guy but to be honest I'd have pic of MGs than some retard with an attitude

>> No.22001986

>>22001974
No it fucking didn't, it was the actual giantess spam, and then that one guy who brings up old shitposting hours later. You are completely glossing over the actual problem.

>> No.22001995
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>>22001932
Meiti

>> No.22001996

>>22001982
this
filters exist for a reason

>> No.22001999

>>22001985
If you're going to call out idiots you've go to call them out on both sides or you're a hypocrite and an enabler, even if it's unintentional

>> No.22002003
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22002003

Reminder that if your waifu can't give you a regular hug and a wing hug at the same time she is bottom tier

>> No.22002004

>>22001932
What would Hex Maniac monsterize into

>> No.22002005

>>22001986
Bro what
Look at this post >>22000915

>> No.22002009

>>22001999
Well Giantess spammer who kinda condones to voreshit is also an idiot. Happy now?

>> No.22002011

>>22001999
I hope you're joking because this kind of thinking is part of the shit plaguing modern interaction

>> No.22002012

>>22002004
Wisp

>> No.22002016

>>22002005
I know anon, its there. Are you saying the post was what made the giantess spammer magically just appear and start up? Really?

>> No.22002023

>>22002012
Too easy, not fun

>> No.22002026
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22002026

>>22001986
This is giantess now?

>> No.22002030

>>22002023
Too bad, you're getting a big titty wisp GF

>> No.22002032

>>22001932
Noodle as a kakuen

>> No.22002035

>>22002016
We aren't talking about the same poster(s)
You're talking about the giantess spammer and I'm talking about people being accused of being the giantess spammer

>> No.22002038
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22002038

Do you want your automatons more cyborg looking or full robot?

>> No.22002039

>>22002035
Why? You're not focusing on the right issue.

>> No.22002042

post your waifu that never gets mentioned on the thread
bonus points if she gets no art

>> No.22002044
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22002044

>>22001932
sword reimu as a griffon

>> No.22002046

>>22002039
Don't ever tell me what to focus on

>> No.22002047

>>22001932
Kai'Sa as some sort of chaos girl

>> No.22002052

>>22002038
I really really like cyborg girls, especially if the robot parts aren't just human limbs painted a different color

>> No.22002053

>>22002042
can it be an OC

>> No.22002055

>>22002046
That is not an answer, why are you deflecting?

>> No.22002057

>>22002053
no, because that's not underappreciated, just unknown

>> No.22002060
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>>22002032
Does it count in reverse?

>> No.22002064

>>22002032
or an automaton

>> No.22002065

>>22002055
>Why?
because I defend anyone who I feel is being wrongly accused

>> No.22002066

>>22002060
Whoops, >>22001932

>> No.22002068

>>22002053
It depends anon, on a scale from 1/coldsteel how donut steel is she?

>> No.22002074

>>22002065
Ok thanks. I just don't get why you don't also get mad at other forms of blatant thread ruining.

>> No.22002083

What is the best game to play with Sabbath lolis?

>> No.22002088

>>22002068
edgy sonic oc levels of donut steel. i change my mind, i'm not gonna post her

>> No.22002092

>>22002074
I do. But I don't lump both kinds of complaint into the same post. I make separate posts for it.

>> No.22002093

>>22002083
mario kart

>> No.22002099

>>22002083
The one where everyone's naked and you chase a bunch of giggling Familiars around with a raging erection.

>> No.22002100

>>22002083
Spin The Bottle

>> No.22002102

>>22002083
Hide the zucchini

>> No.22002105

>>22002083
Anal invaders!

>> No.22002110
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>>22002099
Tag, that's perfect!

>> No.22002111

>>22002099
that's really digusting. i like it

>> No.22002116

>>22002099
But what happens of you catch them?

>> No.22002117
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>>22001059
Does anybody have the greentext that prompted this image? I remember seeing it here a while ago

>> No.22002126

>>22002116
Each one you catch gets a load in her hole of choice while the others watch and cheer, and then the caught one is 'out'. Then the process repeats!

>> No.22002131

>>22002117
There wasn't really one, it seems.

>> No.22002138

>>22002026
Fuck off back to /trash/ shoggocks

>> No.22002141
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Tails.

>> No.22002148
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>>22002141
>Pathetic

>> No.22002150

>>22002126
I can see this as a game show. How many Familiars can anon catch before he gets tired?

>> No.22002151

>>22002141
Braaaap

>> No.22002155
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22002155

>>22002138

>> No.22002156
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>>22001995
I agree with the overwatch girls

>> No.22002163

>>22001802
because these days 4 chan is one of the most thin skinned popular websites out there

>> No.22002177

>>22002099
It pains me that I am not carrying a giggling familiar tucked under each arm.

>> No.22002180

>>22002150
>every male contestant leaves with at least one Familiar wife
>if he catches them all he wins the big mystery prize

>> No.22002190

>>22002180
>big mystery prize
is it a familiar

>> No.22002191

>>22002099
>>22002150
But what's the incentive for the Familiars to run away from a possible onii-chan/daddy?

>> No.22002199
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>> No.22002205
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22002205

>>22002199
Lanklets

>> No.22002208

>>22002190
No, it's a nice house to putt all your Familiars in! Or a boat for your Familiars! Or something else!

>>22002191
Familiars are very playful anon, only the most desperate ones would get caught on purpose. Soon enough though the vast majority of episodes would devolve into "how many Familiars can anon fuck in a 30 minute window?" but that's ok too.

>> No.22002215

>>22002131
I'm not >>22002117 but I vaguely remember reading a story about an oni bartender letting a dude stay at her place with this picture in the thread, it wasn't recently.

>> No.22002216

>>22002191
They might get pounded harder.

>> No.22002226

>>22002191
Maybe they're given plenty of caffeine and sugar before filming so they're too jittery to sit still?

>> No.22002241

>>22002215
I thought so too, but the first times that picture and >>22001059 were posted they don't appear to be linked to a greentext, at least not directly.

>> No.22002247
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22002247

>> No.22002261

Micro bikinis are the perfect maid uniform

>> No.22002265

>>22002226
>Familiars with caffeine
I don't think that's a very safe combination...

>> No.22002287

>>22002241
The earliest instance of this picture in warosu has a response that mentions the greentext, the original post is most likely lost. Pastebin with it better still be out there.

>> No.22002289
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>>22002265
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.22002299
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>> No.22002312

>>22002289
High frequency vibrating familiar pussy.

>> No.22002330
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22002330

>>22002312
How is that a bad thing?

>> No.22002361

>>22001965
Nah the shortest manlet that doesn't suffer dwarfism is like 5 feet

>> No.22002374

>>22002117
https://pastebin.com/4t9YMEMT/

>> No.22002382

>>22002374
Fookin nice thank you kindly anon

>> No.22002398

>>22002374
Bless you, Anon

>> No.22002434
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>>22002374
Splendid.

>> No.22002512
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22002512

>> No.22002516

>>22002047
She looks like what I assume a shog carrier would. Or maybe night gaunt.
>>22001995
>>22002156
What would they all turn into though?

>> No.22002521

>>22002289
Those are some great tits for a loli.

>> No.22002531

>>22002155
I repeat, fuck off back to /trash/

>> No.22002538

>>22002531
Bark into the night as you like.

>> No.22002540
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22002540

>>22002531
Onis aren't allowed now?

>> No.22002550

>>22002538
>>22002540
Positive hes baiting you retards.

>> No.22002555

>>22002110
I want to play sex tag with a bottom-heavy loli Hellhound, none of this other stuff memers get sidetracked with again though. Just a smug tomboyish lolihound wearing pasties, and a lot of maledom and anal when I catch her.

>> No.22002589
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>> No.22002596

>>22002299
Wrong board? Unless someone wants to fuck her Hedgemon form.

>> No.22002603

>>22002589
If I flip her skirt would she emote?

>> No.22002634
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>>22002596
You just know they're out there.

>> No.22002654
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>>22001513
Smug rata

>> No.22002655

>>22002589
>those claws
yeees

>> No.22002668

>>22002261
Surely you mean sling bikinis

>> No.22002674
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>>22002655
Handholding would be mighty awkward.

>> No.22002675

Loli monsters are at their peak when they're wearing semi-transparent white school swimsuits!

>> No.22002684
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22002684

Every monster girl is better with twintails.

>> No.22002698

>>22002684
Boats are lame

>> No.22002720

>new monstergirl horror game announced
>everyone assumes it's a lighthearted story about a man getting chased by zombie girls
>it isn't
>the story is about a rogue Order scientist releasing a virus that transforms monstergirls back into regular monsters
>the main character is a monstergirl trying to protect her family after most of the city gets infected
>the good end shows them narrowly escaping as the Lilim decide they have no choice but to nuke the entire city
>the bad end shows her ripping her husband to shreds after getting infected herself

Monstergirls who play it get awfully clingy afterward, crying about how they'll never turn on you.

>> No.22002758
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22002758

Evil monstergirls with french accents

>> No.22002766

>>22002758
That reminds me of Mistral, which also makes me think; how many lizardmen and salamanders have Raiden as husbando?

>> No.22002823

>>22002720
what would a papillion revert into?

>> No.22002826

>>22002698
that's a lie

>> No.22002872

Kikimora maid whose hobby is cosplaying as a maid

>>22002668
>>22002261
Micro sling bikinis that let certain parts peek out?

>> No.22002875

>>22001378
What would a Cheshire dog be like?

>> No.22002881

>>22002872
would she cosplay as a shog if you asked her to?

>> No.22002888

>>22002875
orally fixated

>> No.22002890
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22002890

>>22002875
That's basically what trickster foxes are.

>> No.22002892 [SPOILER] 
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22002892

>>22002875
Almost certainly based upon this.

>> No.22002899

>>22002826
What's the appeal? Genuinely.

>> No.22002915

>>22002881
She'd be absolutely furious on the inside, but would say yes through gritted teeth. Maids have to make sacrifices for their masters after all.

She'd be super deadpan when we're having shog roleplay cosplay sex though. I'll be sure to say how much I love shogs too

>> No.22002919
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>>22002758
Ice Queen with Widowmaker's voice

>> No.22002930
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22002930

>>22002919
Vampire with Widowmaker's voice

>> No.22002938

>>22002915
damn, that is some next-level bullying

>> No.22002945

>>22002899
they're just cute girls and some of them even look like foxes

>> No.22002946

>>22002823
Evil Mothra in steroids

>> No.22002948

>>22002938
Which is exactly what kikis are maid for

>> No.22002955

i want greila to prescribe me medication that i must take a dose of daily

>> No.22002956

>>22002634
Those hairbuns. How, she makes?

>> No.22002959

Pharaoh with Pharah's voice. Wait-

>> No.22002965
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>>22002899
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_anthropomorphism

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>>22002955
do you really want that, anon

>> No.22002977

>>22002972
Thanks doc.

>> No.22002978
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>>22002955
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

>> No.22002987

>>22002972
Monoeyes are terrible.

>> No.22002989

>>22002890
Poor innocent village boys making a journey to the isolated Fox Shrine, to ask for something wholesome like for his families crops to do well this year.

Such Foxes will grant such a request, but for a price.

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22002991

>>22002977
You're welcome.

>> No.22003002

>>22002989
I'd rather take a trip to the Fox Village in Zipangu and get hit on by the oldest GMILF CC there is.

>> No.22003008

>>22002972
doc, i need the whole dose, give it to me

>> No.22003009
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>>22003002
You have to get to her first.

>> No.22003012
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>>22002987
They really are. That's why you bully them relentlessly. With your dick.

>> No.22003018

>>22003009
The young ones with one or two tails are easy enough to fend off. It's when you get to six or seen that it really becomes a challenge. Still, my love for old hag monsters is unstoppable.

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>> No.22003030

>>22003008
it's a shit animation, i made, for testing out the animation feature on the drawing program i use
https://imgur.com/KK049EB

>> No.22003037

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to get too mad at werebat lolis playing outside, they're just enjoying the last few days of summer.

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>>22003037
How do bats spend their winters anyway?

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22003046

I want a jabberwock to hit me with her pink breath.

>> No.22003045

>>22003039
NEET mode in the wild.
Bundle up like everyone else if civilized...although that won't stop them from snuggling up to preserve heat.

>> No.22003052

>>22003037
Who

>> No.22003053

>>22003029
how do i click on the captcha

>> No.22003054

>>22003046
i want jabber and an undead dragon to breathe on a town

>> No.22003057
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>>22003030
Is this an approved method of treatment?

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22003064

>>22003052

>> No.22003072

>>22003064
>no cute bat to hide in my shadow
Das it mane

>> No.22003073

>>22003053
With your lips. Alternatively, with your dick.

>> No.22003076

>>22002991
Thank you for working so hard Greilia!

>> No.22003079
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22003079

>>22003064
Ahem

>> No.22003083

>>22003057
yes it's in their field manual

>> No.22003084

>>22003064
>>22003079
Werebatgirl in the Court of Owls!

>> No.22003086

>>22003057
of coarse, sometimes the daily dose even comes in green and purple pills, it helps recover a lot of folks!

>> No.22003089

>>22003079
>Werebat, mothchan, and owlet mage hanging out at night.
Cute!

>> No.22003090

>>22001942
>police
>positive
Fuck the police.

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taters

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>>22003079

>> No.22003099
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>>22003090
I will.

>> No.22003107

>>22003099
that clothing looks like it is begging for a cum shot right on top.

>> No.22003112

>>22003091
Potatocunny is best cunny.

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>>22001946
Megucas without a doubt would be a species that closely matches their witch form or, at least in the case of Madoka and Homura, a species that is closely related to their current status. Also, if anyone has any monster girl megucas then please post them
>Madoka
Not entirely sure DESU, likely some sort of angelic species given the fact that she's a literal goddess
>Homura
Either a skeleton or a demon
>Mami
Living doll
>Sayaka
Mermaid
>Kyouko
Salamander, ignis could work too but I feel that a salamander fits better

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22003127

>>22003116
Anon I think you replied to the wrong post.

>> No.22003145

>>22003079
Owls are amazing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt3X8MJgJWo

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>>22003091
>>22003112
Carrots>potatoes

>> No.22003151

>>22003147
bunbun's baby bun!

>> No.22003152

How much have the waifufags here spent on commissions? I've been told a lot of commission art comes from here.

>> No.22003153

>>22003099
So how's that work when she apprehends a suspect? Handcuffing a guy and having him ride back to the station seems iffy.

>> No.22003165

>>22003152
I've spent a few hundred.

>> No.22003166

>>22003152
non because i am to much of a pussy to commission art of my slime carrier waifu.

>> No.22003168

>>22003152
If i remember right, gazerfag is in the four digit range

>> No.22003174

>>22003152
Zero because I can't motivate myself to get over the reference sheet hump.
Especially since there'd have to be a loli portion.

>> No.22003179

>>22003127
oh fuck I did, was trying to reply to the post that they were replying to

>> No.22003182

>>22003152
Once I pay for the next two I have queued up I'll be atjust over $6000.

>> No.22003185

>>22003182
god speed

>> No.22003192
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>>22003168
>>22003182
>Somewhere, a tanuki wonders if she's in the wrong line of work

>> No.22003193

>>22003182
Jesus fuck.

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Dragons talking shit about poor Alduin Chan. In which Alduin Chan is mocked and called "Aldu-Wiener"

>https://youtu.be/IdwvkY8na0s

>> No.22003198

>>22003182
Wuv
True wuv

>> No.22003199

>>22003152
$xxxx on a single piece has been confirmed to have occured here at least once.

>> No.22003202

>>22003193
That's over three years anon. There are a couple here who have spent way more than that.

>> No.22003205

>>22003199
Holy shit, which one?

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>>22003195
Dont care about the video, but i want alduin as my wine aunt.

>> No.22003211
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>>22003116
>>22001932
Accidentally responded to the wrong post initially, my bad. Deleted the original one and actually replying to the right post this time.
Megucas without a doubt would be a species that closely matches their witch form or, at least in the case of Madoka and Homura, a species that is closely related to their current status. Also, if anyone has any monster girl megucas then please post them
>Madoka
Not entirely sure, likely some sort of angelic species given the fact that she's a literal goddess
>Homura
Either a skeleton or a demon
>Mami
Living doll
>Sayaka
Mermaid
>Kyouko
Salamander, ignis could work too but I feel that a salamander fits better

>> No.22003213

>>22003199
I hope that was like a five minute animation or something.

>> No.22003218

>>22003152
Gazerfag has probably spent tens of thousands at this point.

>> No.22003220

>>22003202
Still man, that's nuts. Which girls?

>> No.22003224

>>22003213
i fucking wish there was a good, lengthy animation of an mge girl.

>> No.22003227

>>22003166
Just say she has the power to excrete Jello.

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>>22003220
These ones.

>> No.22003235

>>22003182
How many commissions make up that 6000

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>>22003152
Gazerfag
>Over 1000 images in the gazer gallery
>He's responsible for over 80% of them
>Average commission price for a colored, shaded pinup is $50
>Price comes out to about $40,000
Even if some of them are slight variations or duplicates, he's also commissioned numerous animations which can be upwards of $150>, and add the fact that many of those artworks are from more expensive, top-tier artists, I'd say $40,000 is roughly how much he's spent. I might be severely low-balling it. Gazerfag is a massive autist but also a fucking legend.

>> No.22003248

>>22003227
?

>> No.22003251

>>22003084
>It’s literally a courtroom full of owls
>The werebat is just there because her -owl aunt had jury duty and couldn’t find a sitter in time.

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>>22003248

>> No.22003254

>>22003235
48 commissions and 57 other requests (via patreon and stuff). Average cost is $70.80.

>> No.22003264

>>22003236
>He's responsible for over 80% of them
Try 98%

>> No.22003270

>>22003254
Your autism is delightful KDF.

>> No.22003278

Where the fuck is my monster to heal me back after making a stupid mistake and hurting myself? Rolled ankle is no joke

>> No.22003281

>>22003278
Tell mistake

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>>22003236
>>22003264
>nips think Gazer is really popular with gaijins
>turns out it's all commissions

>> No.22003284

>>22003220
Not him but that's only $166.66~ a month.
It's as sustainable as having a Netflix, prime, and console subscription plus monthly game expenditure and/or upkeep. IE your basic console gaming requirements.
That's cheaper than a smoking or drinking habit.

>> No.22003285

>>22003236
>tfw likely over $100k spent on waifus in this thread
Wow.

>> No.22003292

>>22003285
i'd do it too if i had money to throw at it

>> No.22003300

>>22003248
Yes. It's more normal that way.

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>>22003252
how does that help me not be a pussy when getting a slime carrier commission? I dont know who to even trust or how to get into contact with any artists.

>>22003300
I dont think many artists would care about the fact they are doing a Pslime/slime carrier.

>> No.22003311

>>22003282
It's not really a surprise, he also solicits them.

>> No.22003312

>>22003278
Walk it off nancy boy or I'll get the hellhound in here to make you run another 10 laps.

>> No.22003315

>>22003305
You've just got to research artists well anon. Also, keep in mind that you probably aren't NEARLY the most autistic person an artist has had to deal with.

>> No.22003316

>>22003305
The hardest part is finding an artist you like.Then you just contact them, tell them what you want and give them money.

>> No.22003322

>>22003305
A lot of artists are pretty patient, especially considering that you're paying them, sometimes commissions are their living.

>> No.22003324

>>22003264
That's why I said over 80%. I don't know the exact number of one's that are not his.

>nips think Gazer is really popular with gaijins
Not just them, but even English-speaking people who are new to the fandom and don't know about him. I've shown MGE to several people for the first time, and they're always like "wow! Gazer seems really popular!" And then I tell them that it's just one guy.

I don't think there's anything wrong with excessive waifu commissioning, but I just wonder how many artists have dived into monster girls, MGE in particular, saw gazer has the most fanart, and when they draw her, they think it's a popular character that will get them some attention, but then are bit dejected afterwards when not many people like or favorite the art. I think it could give the impression that monster girls and MGE aren't popular, and then they stop drawing that sort of material. I'm probably thinking too autistically, but the thought has crossed my mind numerous times.

>>22003285
I've personally spent $400 on comic commissions of MGE girls. Ironically, none of them involving my waifu. I just can't bring myself to soil my waifu's image with my sick, perverted mind. She's pure to me. But I have no issue sullying the image of other girls with porn.

>> No.22003325

gonna huff a familiar's puffball

>> No.22003328

>>22003195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjjZacZSWT4

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There's something strange about this demon.

>> No.22003332

>>22003324
Second part meant for >>22003282

>> No.22003334

>>22003300
>"its more normal that way."
I don't know why but I'm fucking dying laughing at midnight you ass while my brain tries to actually parse and compare the the "normalcy" of the scenarios of explaining to an artist what a slime carrier is and just flatout saying she has the power to excrete jello out of her vagina and asshole.

>> No.22003335

>>22003325
Anon no, that's lewd.

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>>22003334
What flavor?

>> No.22003344

>>22003315
>>22003316
>>22003322
These. Artists are essentially whores and plenty have been around enough to have seen it all in one form or another. Unless they specifically put it in their "things I won't do" section of their commission guide they don't care so long as they get paid and you at least act like you aren't psychotic and even if you do act fucked in the head your moneys still good.

>> No.22003347

>all this talk of commissions
despite being a drawfag myself, i've only drawn my waifu once. i guess i'm lazy or something

>> No.22003353

>>22003342
coochie

>> No.22003355

>>22003099
>you got a loicence fer dat virginity lad?

>> No.22003356

>>22003342
Salty penny flavor.

>> No.22003361

>>22003324
Honestly, I wish I could go as hard into commissions as Gazerfag. I'd give some love to species that rarely get off-profile art, or even any art in general. MGE fanart really lacks diversity, in my opinion.

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>>22003344
>Artists are essentially whores
Don't be mean to the sidhes.

>> No.22003364

>>22003347
If I were a drawfag I don't think I'd be able to draw my waifu or daughteru. I'm too much of a perfectionist especially when they're concerned. Even writing about them is super tough.

>> No.22003365

What DOES Hellhound ab sweat taste like?

>> No.22003367

>>22003347
I've noticed that with a lot of artists. Their own OC's they'll do just a few times on their own and that's it but they'll turn out a thousand more if its comissioned.
It's like creative strain ADHD.

>> No.22003369

>>22003365
Cayenne pepper.

>> No.22003371

>>22003361
this
a lotta girls out there deserve more love. maybe i'll draw some of them myself

>> No.22003378

>>22003367
There are this kind, and then there are the kind who never draw anything but which is a god damn shame because some of them are really great artists.

>> No.22003379

>>22003361
>I wish I could go as hard into commissions as Gazerfag
I don't think I'd go as hard as he does. But I too wish I could commission more. And when I commission something, I do my best to make sure that it's something that's never been done before. For example, I wouldn't commission a pinup of a hellhound giving head even though I'd like to see more of it. That's been done before. I heavily prioritize positions and characters that don't have art already.

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>>22003315
>>22003316
>>22003322
>>22003344
Well i recently took the dive and got physical copies. You anons have convinced me to go even further. Think i will just get a pin up of my shorty camillia look a like slime carrier waifu.

>>22003334
I mean it cant be that weird. I dont think. Maybe.

>>22003342
Like love! Turns out love is quite tangy!

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>>22003365
Cinnamon.

>> No.22003384

>>22003361
Personally I just want like 3 animations and 20 lewds and 10 or less cute pics.

>> No.22003387

>>22003367
Maybe it's for the best? I'm an uncreative fuck who doesn't know anything about being a drawfag, but I imagine that drawing your own OC all the time gets tiring after awhile, even if you really like them. Plus, taking commissions seems like a good way to get you to do things that you normally wouldn't think to do and expand your artistic capabilities.

>> No.22003389

>>22003365
Like regular sweat that's just a bit hotter

>> No.22003390

>>22003379
What if what came before needs higher quality?

>> No.22003391

>>22003382
forgot to ask, but what are some good people to get commissions from?

>> No.22003393

>>22003363
They do almost anything ranging into anything that they're asked to do for money and they usually don't care about their clientele because money is always good regardless of the source. They're just a variant of whore but then again so is your basic wageslave by that logic so take this revelation and new point of view how you will.
how much for a sidhe to self-insert herself into comission of a "questionable" nature a la dutchko. Little bastards seem to be addicted to drawing so I'd have to imagine its fairly low.

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>> No.22003395

>>22003390
If it's a poor sketch, then yeah, I don't mind considering that. But if it's something that can be salvaged, I'll take it to an edit thread on the various boards for lineart and color

>> No.22003401

>>22003394
Pofu-ing moths to collect their scales!

>> No.22003408

>>22003382
I'm not saying its THAT weird, at least not here and in the community at large and probably the artists as they're exposed to such things, I was just having this mental image/issue of what's less weird IE more normal: explaining to an artist exactly what a slime is and then what a slime carrier is OR explaining to an artist you want your OC donut steel drawn who's power is that she excretes jello out of ALL her orifices and that you wish this power to be shown in the drawing itself.
Imagine sitting in a room with a person that hasn't been exposed to any of this and trying to explain either of those things and on a scale from 1-get the fuck away from me which was the most uncomfortable for them.

>> No.22003416

>>22003335
She'll have to endure my depravity

>> No.22003419

>>22003408
Well, would you rather have the power to barf up gelatin or have a slime live inside your gut?

>> No.22003421

>>22003387
True enough. Never said it was a bad thing just something I noticed a lot. You'd think creative types with the actual skillsets needed to make their inner visions happen would be more spontaneous(?) and not need outside prompts as often as most seem to. Then again math whizzes don't while their time away fucking around with their equations when it's not required so maybe it's just the norm.

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It's time to go adventuring again. You can class out as whatever but you get two party members to go with you. Go to random.org and get different numbers between 1 and 6. Alternatively, go with whatever first two numbers you happen to mouse over.

3
1
2
6
5
4

https://pastebin.com/gRqu1LRZ - How does your party do?

>> No.22003431

>>22003408
Politeness will get you a long way. Being up-front with your concerns might not hurt either, the worst they can say is no.

>> No.22003433

>>22003419
Slime but I actively know and readily accept I'm not a normal individual by a far margin in a lot of areas and ways.
This shits normal for us but imagine an outsider that's never been exposed to or considered any of this just flatout being leveled with and detailed in on all of this by an otherwise straight faced stranger.
My brain just has some weird dissonance at the gap between it all.

>> No.22003442

>>22003433
If you've got the stomach for wading through shit in certain communities, you'll find plenty of good suuuper open-minded artists.

>> No.22003451

>>22003099
Corrupt police are alright but a cop that takes her job seriously would be much more fun to tease

>> No.22003453

>>22003442
oh, I know, anon. Trust me I know it well. I guess my brain just never actually stopped to think about the gap between this and normie style living and thoughscape till now.

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>>22003408
>>22003433
oh yeah i get it. Still i dont know why, but i cant see slime carriers as being that odd.

>>22003431
Probably the guy you meant to respond to, but yeah i understand that.

>> No.22003457

>>22003428
>minotaur and troll
swole gang reporting in

>> No.22003459

>>22003453
Welcome to enlightenment anon.

>> No.22003460

>>22003428
>Rabbit
>Troll

Guess I'm the physical unit for this group.

>> No.22003461

>>22003428
The Black Harpy Rogue sounds cool, hopefully she doesn't bully the rabbit messenger too much.

>> No.22003464

>>22003428
>Black Harpy
>Minotaur
Pretty well rounded so far.

>> No.22003475

>>22003428

>Slime witch
>Rabbit messenger

Fffffffffuck, this is rough. No healer, no physical fighter, spellcaster is unreliable. Need a paladin because they're both cute and need to be protected.

>> No.22003481

>>22003382
Don't forget I once read some story on /fit/ or somewhere about a guy who had some illness that prevented him from having a normal job so he started drawing extremely degenerate fetish porn for rich furries online and made bank, more than he would have working a normal jobapparently doing it was soul-crushing. Point is that a lot of artists will do anything online thats relatively tame so long as you're paying them for what you want. The story was an anecdote and any post after this that interprets it as an actual discussion piece is a shitposter and should be publicly flensed

>> No.22003505

A oni would definitely take advantage of drunk men but wha about satyros? They don't seem as uncouth as their fellow drunkards

>> No.22003508

>>22003505

Oni - Get him drunk then seduce him
Satyros - Seduce him then get him drunk

>> No.22003513

>>22003505
Cool wine aunts always get their pray drunk first. No matter how classy they seem.
I wonder if you can get drunk off of satyros pussy juice.

>> No.22003519

>>22003505

I think they'll both go for a drunk guy but the difference lays in how they get a guy drunk. The Oni will literally force a man to drink. The Satyros will use her suave personality to tempt him to drink.

>> No.22003527

>>22003508
Why not just seduce him by getting him drunk?

>> No.22003533

>>22003457

This seems like a recipe for trouble. You get a very long lazy big sis and you get a gentle-tease big sis. It's too much. It's crossing the streams. They are guaranteed to develop a rivalry like two alpha pack leaders meeting.

>> No.22003541

>>22003527

Because they're playgirls. The Satyros is a classy predator. She uses no force. Her personality alone is seductive enough.

>> No.22003545

>>22003527
Anon is wrong as stayros pretty much need to get em drunk first. No one is gonna want their old hag CC asses otherwise.

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Drunken CCs in large 'Girls Night Out' groups are trouble.

>> No.22003566

>>22003553
Girls nights at bars must just be warnings to guys not to come in lest they get dragged off to a shag room by one.

>> No.22003594

>>22003566
Well, girls night out is a warning to guys not to come in lest they have to deal with all the flavors of annoying that come with that IRL. No joke it's a legit heads up and a warning not a "welcome, boys. We guaranteeably have ladies this night." Sign.

>> No.22003596

>>21999845
How is a man supposed to tell his parents that he married and impregnated a fish?

>> No.22003613

i wanna touch a minotaur's horns and tell her she's a precious fuckin cutie

>> No.22003617

>>22003596
your jokes shit and so are you.

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Fairies are qt

>> No.22003628

>>22003613
I want to tease a minotaur about her huge milky tits and inverted nipples, then bully her even more when I find out her nipples are incredibly sensitive.

>> No.22003633

>>22003624
I'd befriend my Titania-nee's fairies and watch them do silly, cute things.

>> No.22003642

>>22003633
Do Titanias birth only titanias or do they also birth fairies? If they can birth fairies is it possible for them to just plop it out never knowing the fairie was in there? Or are they birthed in clutches of 4 or 5?

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>>22003624
Airhead fairies are the best fairies.

>> No.22003656

>>22003642
If they were able to birth fairies, it'd definitely be in batches.

>> No.22003659

>>22003628
>inverted nipples
you know what to do, anon

>> No.22003664

>>22003659
Lick, suck, and nibble until my big brown cow is a big twitching mess?

>> No.22003669

>>22003656
Yeah I agree, but then I am wondering how she breast feeds them all. Do they all take turns sucking on titty or is it more of a milk shower?

>> No.22003672

>>22003648
Post more airhead lewd fairies

>> No.22003680

>>22003648
Airhead fairies are best when you fuck them in super lewd and degrading positions.

>> No.22003722

>>22003664
yes
until they ain't inverted no more

>> No.22003726
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>go out drinking by yourself one night and get blackout drunk
>wake up the next morning with a hangover and four big oni squeezed onto your twin-sized bed, still asleep
>your laying on top of one while two more cling to your arms and the fourth one lays on top of you
>you're surprised you haven't been smothered to death in your sleep by their huge, pillowy breasts and that your pelvis still feels intact, though you're not sure how long it will stay that way once they wake up
Do you wait until they wake up, or hope they're too passed out to notice you trying to wiggle free.

>> No.22003732

>>22003726
I would just give in, get hard and prepare for a pelvic pounding the likes of which never to be matched.

>> No.22003739
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>>22003726
Tell your loli wife that this is an insulting prank.

>> No.22003756

>>22003726
>having a great time
>but when they wake up i have to tell them that only one can be my waifu
i imagine shit goes south real quick after that point

>> No.22003770

>>22003756
>telling a group of monsters that only one can win
I don't think I have it in me to break a monster's heart like that. Just about any monster that want's me can have me.

>> No.22003786

>>22003770
i'd feel bad too, but there isn't a man in existence that could handle 4 oni waifus

>> No.22003793
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Does your waifu have any tattoos?

>> No.22003798

>>22003786
I'd be that man. All it takes is several glasses of holst-grade mamono milk every day for an adamantium pelvic bone.

>> No.22003813

>>22003793
a magic womb tattoo that gets more elaborate and lewd with each daughter she births.

>> No.22003816

>>22003793
Of course! Womb tats are the best fucking thing ever and God bless for including so much variation with other tats and ink. Also post more womb that designs.

>> No.22003820

>>22000128
>9’10”
Lordy...

>> No.22003823

>>22003813
I have to imagine lilith has one like that. Would be majestic to see due to having so many daughters.

>> No.22003828

what changes would your waifu encourage you to make? i think mine would encourage me to put more effort into my hair and wardrobe

>> No.22003835

>>22003828
Probably start working out. I already have the height, so being buff too would make her shortstack heart beat like crazy.

>> No.22003852

>>22003828
Exactly the same as >>22003835 for the same reasons. Although Its not just her and we would both want it. Eventually goal will be to manhandle her even easier.

>> No.22003859

>>22003793
You bet
https://i.imgur.com/NaJULSL.gif
She also has one just above her ass.

>> No.22003866

>>22003859
Is it a womb that above her ass or does it look different?

>> No.22003874

>>22003828
Probably just be healthier. I shoot from the hip and gut as far as exercise and food decisions go and my body just maintains itself naturally. I'm 95% sure once I get older it won't magically maintain its muscle and process all the crap I shove into it like it has been and I'll just go from meh to heart disease 101 in no time flat if I don't pick up better habits.

>> No.22003884

>>22003866
It's different.
It has more of a heart and such "pointing down" between her ass cheeks.

>> No.22003902

>>22003884
Neat. I was wondering as it just seemed weird to have the ovaries shown for an ass tat. At least to me.
Also may I ask are you the tentacle potion lich guy? If so you got great taste.

>> No.22003913

>tfw no granny dragon wife

>> No.22003914

>>22003902
>Also may I ask are you the tentacle potion lich guy?
Yupp. I like that about liches where you can do stuff like that and I like the to think that Liches are quite kinky.
>If so you got great taste.
Why thank you. I'm actually considering commissioning a short comic with a lich but I'm not 100% of what I want in it.

>> No.22003924

>>22003914
Having the for science excuse is wonderful ain't it.
Hope you share it as well if you do get that comic.

>> No.22003925

>>22003793
She has a really bright pink pleasure rune engraved on her womb. Really visible when she wears her low rise panties along with tufts of her fluffy pubic hair

>> No.22003944
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The Kikimora says:

>Przestańcie być rasistami wobec Słowian i mieszkańców Europy Wschodniej !!!

>> No.22003947

>>22003944
Slavic Kikis need to have womb tattoos too

>> No.22003968

>>22003947
All girls should have womb tattoos. Order girls should even have them initially as a purity seal only for them to be corrupted.

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>>22003220
Ones that don't get posted here because of spergs.

>> No.22003975

>>22003969
Now assuming sith/furryfag. Now it's all making sense.

>> No.22003979

>>22003793
Womb tattoos are ok but I can’t see all of my harem having one only one of them would at maximum

>> No.22003981
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>when you pull out the good sake

>> No.22003986
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>>22003981
Onis tend to be great

>> No.22003987

>>22003981
>When the good sake is just your cum
>When she still finds it the most delicious
>when she says she knows.

>> No.22003991

I want to put an onahole between my Kiki's thighs and have sex with that instead

>> No.22003992
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>>22003975
Nah, they're all pretty normal. The only prolific waifu furryfag is TankTopFag and he gets a pass because he canonically hooked up with Polt in the latest EMG.

>> No.22003998

>>22003992
Why would they get sperged at then if posted here?

>> No.22004007
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>>22003998
Because of who commissioned them.

>> No.22004011

>>22004007
I am confused. Is that khornette? Neat.

>> No.22004038
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I really wish I had an office lady blue oni wife.

>> No.22004039

>>22003986
>gets pouty when you touch her horns
how can big girls be so cute?

>> No.22004054

>>22003152
I've spent easily over $1000 on monster girls but some of those were before I was set on going through with commissioning my harem.
$860 is the total for the wives so far, hopefully getting another either this week or next.

>> No.22004119

>>22003152
A few hundred I would guess.

>> No.22004129

>>22004038
Office lady wife is pretty good. I want a dark elf one

>> No.22004146
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Wikifag here, I'm done with the cosplay infested hellhole that was instagram. Got 187 images in total. That's all.

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Fellow Floridians, be sure to stay safe during the storm! And please don't be dumb and go swimming during it, or while there's thunderstorms in the area.

>> No.22004181

>>22004146
>cosplay infested hellhole
That's something no man should have to go through.

>> No.22004190

>>22004180
>no womb tat
surprising. still got a great tummy though.

>> No.22004194

>>22004190
She's thought about getting one, but then she wouldn't be able to drink for a day or two after getting it

>> No.22004223

>>22004194
What's the worst that could happen? She loses a day masturbating due to over sensitivity? That ain't bad and all her friends probably have one.

>> No.22004389

Giving my tsundere dark shrine maiden wife a womb tat!

>> No.22004422

>>22003793
I don't like tattoos or piercings so I wouldn't want anything visible but I would like to have the inside of her mouth and tongue engraved with pleasure runes to the point her mouth is as sensitive as that of a Ghoul's.

>> No.22004454
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Wood Elves experiencing culture shock when visiting a Human city!

>> No.22004461

>>22004454
Wood elves don't bathe or wipe!

>> No.22004498

>>22004454
I want to introduce an innocent wood elf to the Sabbath

>> No.22004501

>>22004454
Introducing a Wood Elf to the magic of Pie

>> No.22004539
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>>22003648
Chipapaa?

>> No.22004545

>>22004498
>innocent
>wood elf
Good jokes mate.

>> No.22004561

>>22004501
I'm sure they know about pie. There's Trolls in them there woods, so pie should be abundant.

>> No.22004564

>>22004561
I bet Troll-san is making pumpkin pies this month!

>> No.22004577

>>22004564
So much Pumpkin spice stuff gets all the monster girls in a tizzy

>> No.22004584

>>22004564
>>22004577
Do you kids believe in the Great Pumpkin?

>> No.22004673

>>22004545
High elves are the innocent ones

Perfect wives too

>> No.22004828

>>22004673
Rebuilding the elven race!
Impregnate them all!

>> No.22004857
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22004857

>> No.22004879
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>>22004146
You are a true hero.

>> No.22004900
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>>22004673
Dark Elves, on the other hand.

>> No.22004913

>>22003285
that's why you spend it on really good artists

>> No.22004915
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>>22004900
What about them?

>> No.22004925
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Elves need to be punished

>> No.22004939
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>> No.22004948
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>>22003596
Tell them you got a nice catch.

>> No.22004961

>>22003596
How is a man supposed to tell his parents that he married his own biological daughteru?

>> No.22004974
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>>22004828

>> No.22005001
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Dark mages.

>> No.22005019

>>22005001
What of them

>> No.22005041

>>22004857
Why do russians like MGE so much.

>> No.22005044
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>>22005019
They're the cutest!

>> No.22005062

>>22004181
>>22004879
Thanks, anons.

>> No.22005065
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>>22005041
You tell me.

>> No.22005095
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>>22005062
You're welcome.

>> No.22005130

>>22004961
Very carefully.

>> No.22005144

>>22005065
I can't read it

>> No.22005159

>>22004961
>>22000000

>> No.22005196
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>>22003944
Twoja stara

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>>22005144
>Q:Tell me: why do I have a boner for you?
>A:Because I'm too FUCKY?

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>>22003944
>>22005196

>> No.22005287
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Take care of these two will ya?

>> No.22005294

>>22005287
They don't look trustworthy.

>> No.22005304

>>22001776
>>22001839
Was it ever said if Automatons and/or Golems can bear their master's children? I have no interest in women that cannot give me lots of kids.

>> No.22005306

>>22005294
Little girls can't ever be up to no good

>> No.22005349
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>>22005304
>>MGs like Automatons and Living Armor all can have babies. In case of Automatons it's not like they were built with that kind of functions at the first place, but more like they have self-updated their bodies after getting semen from her husband

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>>22005306

>> No.22005399

>>22004223
A couple might, but then we couldn't do anything for a day or two. And just think of how much she couldn't drink while it's healing!

>> No.22005422 [SPOILER] 
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>>22005306
Is this not the face of innocence?

>> No.22005442
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I dearly hope MGs do ASMR videos. I'd listen to hours of Jinko chuffing and bellypatting ASMR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI

>> No.22005454

>>22005306
Implying they are actual little girls. It's the perfect disguise for old hags to trick innocent men into sex.

>> No.22005476

>>22005442
There's a lich ASMR, but it's pretty terrible.

>> No.22005494
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>> No.22005527

>>22005454
That's horrible. I want lolis, not loli babas

>> No.22005530

>>22005476
There's an entire cyoa lewd asmr with multiple. MGE girls including a shoggoth from what I can remember but it's only slightly better than the Lich at parts.

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>Having a chuckle there mate?

>> No.22005571
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>>22005539
You call that a Sahu? THIS is a Sahu!

>> No.22005592
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>>22005571
But that''s a frog.

>> No.22005597

>>22004915
Shy dark elf who is into femdom!

>> No.22005606
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>>22005592
You win this round. I see you've played Sahu-froggy before.

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>>22005044
>you will never help your childhood friend in becoming a dark mage

>> No.22005620
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>>22005597
Gyaru elf!

>> No.22005622

>>22005608
>you will never help your childhood friend in becoming a mother.

>> No.22005636

>>22005571
She almost made me read bnha

Almost

>> No.22005647

>>22005636
I just fap to pictures of Mina and Midnight.

>> No.22005656
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Consider the following: SURRENDER

>> No.22005659

>>22005349
I just reread the Living Armor entry. I don't see how that's supposed to work because she has a ghostly body that she permits her husband to phase through to put on her armor body, or something like that. Does her putting on her armor body become off limits during pregnancy or something? The other gear one Cursed Sword makes sense because she at least still has a solid body and I imagine she'd make a good mama bear type of mother, ready to strike anyone who wrongs her kids.

>> No.22005670

>>22005659
I want to have Cursed Knife daughters with a Cursed Sword

>> No.22005679

>>22005622
>you will never help a loli dark mage in becoming your wife

>> No.22005687
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>>22005636
>>22005647
>look up porn on panda
>majority of doujins are of genderbent mc and his rival
Seriously
wtf mate

>> No.22005695

>>22003828
Eat shit and die.

>> No.22005696

>>22005620
Confessing to her would be really difficult

>> No.22005698

>>22005622
>boy helps his magic nerd childhood friend in becoming a dark mage
>none of them really understand what it entails
Incoming awkward sex

>> No.22005700

>>22005670
Forging an armory of cursed blades!

>> No.22005707
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>>22005656
Yes, that is valid but have you considered the floor is wet and your horse's hooves have no purchase?

>> No.22005712

>>22005707
Kuudere lolis are the best.

>> No.22005713

>>22005700
Unlimited Wife Works!

>> No.22005714

>>22003874
I feel like in parts of wonderland bad food and a sedentary lifestyle wont make you fat

>> No.22005722

>>22005687
La blue girl was the first hentai I ever saw
Also the only one where it had a good English dub


So what was everyone's in this thread first?

>> No.22005724

>>22005695
>>22000000

>> No.22005731

>>22005722
Discipline. Surely it helped me develop my fondness for sexually aggressive women that eventually led me to Monster Girls.

>> No.22005743

>>22005707
Kelpie MG when?

>> No.22005746

>>22005724
>replying

>> No.22005754

>>22005713
The "I have created over a thousand blades" part sounds kinda... dicey. Making them all isn't the problem. The problem is accommodations for so many monster girls.

>> No.22005762

>>22005754
*monster daughters

>> No.22005773

>>22005754
Hand them out to pig herders and blacksmith's apprentices to help them become "heroes".

>> No.22005780

I did a thing. Maybe you'll like it.
https://pastebin.com/Ezb9kyZy

>> No.22005783
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>>22005773
>pig herders

>> No.22005786

>>22005780
I can imagine her dressed up as a nurse.

>> No.22005803
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>> No.22005820

>>22005773
>"Dad, why are we going into Order territory? Why are you dressing up like
a merchant? Are you sure we have to stay in disguise as our weapon forms?"
>"Yes, you do. And for the other things, well, you'll thank me in a little bit. Just don't forget to visit your mom and I once in a while, alright? It's gonna get lonely around the house..."

>> No.22005832

>>22005803
Looked like s pokemon from the thumbnail

>> No.22005842
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>>22005786
Would they join Greilia's Sabbath?

>> No.22005845

>>22005722
Some h ova about a taxi driver raping his customers. Found it on a shitty normalfag porn site when I first got Internet at home.

>> No.22005858
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Easiest way to anger your waifu?
>Kissing mershark on the nose stunning her then getting away before she can react

>> No.22005862

>>22005803
Oni-Goblin?
>>22005858
In Soviet Russia, you bite shark!

>> No.22005869

>>22005842
These girls look like little super villains.

>> No.22005870
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76626750

>> No.22005872

>>22005845
>taxi driver raping his customers
Sound like a bad business model

>> No.22005876

>>22005870
I must hire this retainer!

>> No.22005879

>>22005858
Pretend throwing a ball for your canine waifu.

>> No.22005881

>>22005870
Gather up your retainers and become a daimyo!

>> No.22005904

>>22005858
Try feeding her broccoli

>> No.22005906

>>22005858
>putting things on the top shelf
That or
>being lovey-dovey with her in public

>> No.22005909

>>22005869
Maybe they are. There are plenty of kid's cartoons that show child heroes going up against child villains and in the end the latter's parents ground them for trying to conquer the world, or something like that.

>> No.22005914

Marune voiced by Kikuko Inoue

>> No.22005917

>>22005909
What?

>> No.22005923

>>22005917
Talking fictional Monster Girl cartoons.

>> No.22005929
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>>22005869
Rude.

>> No.22005933
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>>22005906
>>being lovey-dovey with her in public
Imagine taking your hellhound waifu to a restaurant to celebrate your anniversary and making sure to tell the staff causing a big scene and when they're finished you yell about how much you love her so everyone can hear

>> No.22005951

>>22005923
You mean you didn't watch cartoons when you were a kid? You know, stuff like the ones where local kid(s) and bullies do stuff unbeknownst to the grown ups that involve super powers they somehow acquired.

>> No.22005957

>>22005933
I would take my lich mistress to a restaurant. Gonna impress her!

>> No.22005959

>>22005872
Thinking about it that would be a perfect way for a monster girl to nab a man.
Remember, never get in a cab alone with a manticore.

>> No.22005981

>>22005858
Stop molesting my loli Night Gaunt wife.

>> No.22005989
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>>22005539
cute fish

>> No.22006003

>>22005870
being raped by a raiju is pretty up there in my list

>> No.22006031
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>>22006003
>raped

>> No.22006054

>>22006003
>hora!

>> No.22006058
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Does /mgt/ hate older women?

>> No.22006071

>>22006058
I don't. I prefer it that way.

>> No.22006077

>>22006058
No. I really want an older ushi wife

>> No.22006096

>>22006058
>with a child
No, but I am good with Christmas cakes.

>> No.22006112

>>22006096
Not even okayadon?

>> No.22006148

>>22006058
I like cakes, I don't like women who are already milfs because of other men, unless it's oyakodon

>> No.22006175
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BUNNY C___Y

>> No.22006189
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Since as far as I know the guy doing the translations hasn't updated their pastebin yet, I figured I would make a pastebin of translations that were posted on the 4chan thread while KC was doing the question and answer session last week. Just in case and to help tide us over. Apologies if somebody else already did this.

https://pastebin.com/759bVXgm

And here's the pastebin of fuller translations I mentioned at the start:

https://pastebin.com/QQfHLdUv

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>MGs know the concept of sperms and eggs and how they work because they have researched very throughly on the matter

>> No.22006197

>>22006189
Thanks doc.

>> No.22006213
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22006213

I want to ____ a lilim!

>> No.22006217

>>22006213
worship!

>> No.22006223

i want close-ups of automaton's milking apparatus!

>> No.22006225

>>22006189
SUMMON THE DARK GODS

>> No.22006230

>>22006213
Suplex.

>> No.22006233

>>22006223
A proper Automaton would let you examine it all you want without even questioning it. Fiddling with it too much might cause her to enter reproductive mode, discretion is advised.

>> No.22006239

>>22006189
>Madhatters could also just pull a string and undress in an instant, though.
Hot

>> No.22006243

>>22005722
Does Overfiend count? Because that.

>> No.22006249

>>22006191
Just imagine it, monster girls invented microscopes centuries before humans would have, but only because they wanted to figure out how sperm and eggs work.

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>>22006223

>> No.22006261
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>>22006239
And if you damage the clothes then no problem, they can just regrow them like they do their hats.

>> No.22006269

>>22006213
Lewd

>> No.22006285

>>22005858
Why would I want to do that?
It’s not fun for anyone involved when she gets legitimately angry. Like things get blown up.

>> No.22006292
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Are you man enough?

>> No.22006297

>>22006292
To cuddle? Sure.

>> No.22006303

>>22006189
Yeah about that...I really shouldn't have started translating in the opening week of WOW Classic
But I'm updating tinsy bit right now, so just wait a few minutes

>> No.22006320
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>>22006303
Wonderful.

>> No.22006322

>>22006189
>Very few MGs are shotacons because they don't really care about male's age or appearance and stuffs like that
So what matter's is the the character of the guy and everything else doesn't really matter so much. Good to know.

>It looks like all the MG red light district works similarly like the one in 'Dae Ryua' (the stripper club island). If you pick a girl, you get a waifu
It'd be interesting if there was aristocratic city with a deeper red light district full of "unwanted" monster girls who due to being of very ignoble birth have been unable to finding themselves a husband and so any man who ventures there will be immediately swarmed by monster girls looking for a husband but he must be aware that choosing any of them will harm his status.

>> No.22006337

>>22006213
Shit on!

>> No.22006347

>>22006297
Oh you'll cuddle. Eventually.

>> No.22006364

>>22005858
Other than me getting hurt, I'm not sure. I guess maybe pointing out that nymphomancy isn't really a useful field of study and that she's wasting her talents, but she'd probably giggle and say I'm being silly. They have a different mindset from us after all.

>> No.22006368

>>22006223
>>22006250
You okay with synthetic milk?

>> No.22006369

>browsing galleries and find that lava golem has a ass focused piece
nice

>> No.22006381

>>22006322
>monster girls who due to being of very ignoble birth have been unable to finding themselves a husband

That's not how monster girl society works though. Monsters are free to compete for men with monsters of higher rank, and its understood higher rank monsters are not to use their position to impede them.

Its mostly an individual responsibility thing though, i.e. finding a man is a personal quest for most monsters and they choose how, where and when to go about it. Exceptions include cases where a monster will catch a man for a friend who hasn't found one yet.

>> No.22006384

>>22006368
i've never had it before so it'll be neat to try!

>> No.22006389

>/mcg/ is dipping into monster girl mods again
Uh oh.

>> No.22006406

>>22004857
What are we going to learn about today, Tsurara sensei?

>> No.22006407

Learning to golf with monster girls!

>> No.22006408

>>22006381
>>22006322
There is also a parade at the end of the year to help monsters that still weren't chosen.
> also there's this parade that happenes once a year in the stripper island where unmarried MGs go on a parade so men can just take any of them, and it clearly states every single men participated in the parade became husbands.

>> No.22006422

>>22006408
>tfw you didn’t read the fine print on the flyer

>> No.22006425

>>22006381
>That's not how monster girl society works though.
I was thinking of more of a mixed society that has maybe a SLIGHT human majority.

>> No.22006428

>>22006408
Surely that means there are girls who have been to the parade for several years in a row and haven't ever found a man?
I bet they'd be pretty depressed...
Not that I would be able to help them, I have a waifu already, but its just a thought.

>> No.22006446

Im going to mix beer with wine in front of satyros!

>> No.22006462

>>22006446
I'm going to drink an orange juice.

>> No.22006463

>>22006322
>Monsters aren't shotacons
>Because they don't care about age
Doesn't that mean that despite what KC just said, the lack of interest in the age gap thing means /ss/ happens a lot more than we thought?

>> No.22006471

>>22006425
Well it would work itself out eventually. Women would monsterize and/or more monsters would enter from other regions.

>> No.22006472

>>22006462
I'm going to sip on a can of monster and tell her about proper video games from the 90s!

>> No.22006477
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>>22006406
Career management.

>> No.22006487
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>>22006292
When it comes to my ancient ushi wife I wouldn't have much of a choice. Not like I would say no anyway. She is much more controlled than younger ushis so it would be very relaxing and comfortable though

>> No.22006488

>>22006463
Indeed, basically the point isn't that shota husbands aren't common, rather its that most monsters aren't going to exclude someone from their interest based on such things as age or looks.

>> No.22006495

>>22006462
Dont forget to pour it in a champagne glass.

>> No.22006505

>>22006472
>Ahh, Star Control 2... now THAT was a...
And then anon was rape

>> No.22006519

>>22006406
That's not the teacher, that's your classmate
>Hi, can I copy your homework...?

>> No.22006532

>>22006505
My wife might have something to say about that. I'm going to be just standing there continuing my explanation on why Doom 2 is still better than any modern FPS though.

>> No.22006533

>>22006519
>homework features drawing of her ass
Oh no!

>> No.22006543

>>22006519
She's a lazy delinquent then, she can do her own homework! Ms. White Horn won't be happy with her but that's no business of mine

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>> No.22006562

>>22006533
>drawing of her ass
>it's 2 ice cubes with the caption "ice butt flat butt"

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>>22006562
Lightweight.

>> No.22006569

>>22006532
You clearly haven't played Dusk if you think that.

>> No.22006570

>>22006505
Wait a second
>drinking monster in front of a monster.
>>22006543
Its not cheating its cooperation

>> No.22006572

>>22006562
>Cheshire makes dozens of copies and plasters them all over the school

>> No.22006576

>>22006261
I wonder if hatterfags wife has a womb tat.

>> No.22006591

>>22006569
I forgot about Dusk, and its really, really good too.
Doom 2 is still my favorite though.

>> No.22006597

>>22006570
>Its not cheating its cooperation

Tsurara delinquent's clever wordplay strikes again! If she put half the effort into studying as she does in finding ways out of it then she'd get good grades.

>> No.22006598

>>22006591
Have you played amid evil? I also think superhot is really good but I don’t think it’s really a “shooter”.

>> No.22006600
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>> No.22006602

>>22006422
>tfw you weren't able to read the flyer because you were just another one of the kindergartners on a field trip and then you're told that the monster girl you befriended was now your wife, a concept you didn't fully understand.

>> No.22006616

>>22006598
No, because magic artifact weapons rarely translate well into shooters. Every video I've seen praises the gunplay but it looks generic to me.

>> No.22006622

>>22006616
https://youtu.be/_3hb2uvXVv0

>> No.22006629

>>22006567
They grow them THICK up north.
And I love it

>> No.22006634

>>22006602
>kids field trip to Red Light District Island
No wonder humans need monsters, they’re too stupid to live otherwise.

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>>22006629
Yep.

>> No.22006644

>>22006622
Other than the lightning glove things this only proves my point. That staff thing is basically just a shotgun.

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>>22006634
>implying that such a thing won't become commonplace once monstergirls are able to have incubus children

>> No.22006666

>>22003152
I think with the pictures i got of my buddies wives and my wife, somewhere around 1,800?

>> No.22006670

>>22006629
insulation for the winter, that's why northern wolves and Siberian tigers are so fat

>> No.22006681

>>22003152
I've only spent a couple of hundred so far, but I'm relatively new to this.

>> No.22006691

>>22006407
>getting a ball in the hole
>few strokes as possible

Somewhere out there, someone is trying to stifle a gigglefest.

>> No.22006692

>>22006670
Gonna put my face into squishy Siberian jinko midriff

>> No.22006718

>>22006303
>a few minutes

>> No.22006740

>>22006718
https://pastebin.com/QQfHLdUv
Sorry! Took me a bit longer than expected
I don't know whether or not I'll update tomorrow but I'll make sure I do one in a couple of days

>> No.22006756
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>>22006740
Danke. Apologies for getting impatient.

>> No.22006776
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>>22005620

>> No.22006783

>>22006740
>Guns excavated are like modern weapons.
>ywn take your waifu our to shoot your MA-15
based KC.

>> No.22006793

>>22006776
Would be her high school slave

>> No.22006808
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>> No.22006812

>>22006808
orc fucker

>> No.22006826

>>22006808
No mercy for hat lilim.

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>>22006783
He didn't say "like" modern weapons, just "close".

>> No.22006860
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>>22006812
Fake news

>> No.22006862

>>22006860
Fake lim.

>> No.22006869

>>22006843
oh well then. Light and Electric/Lightning Elementals are still neat!

>> No.22006877

>>22006783
>civilization was a lot like ours before the chief god went genocidal
>modern weapons are one of the few things left over
>technology in the new world will probably follow a completely different route due to monster influence and resemble nothing close to ours
It's kind of neat to think about. For example, teleportation magic while teleportation platforms are currently difficult to make in MGE's future they will probably be a lot more common place due to the increase in monsters. Modern transport methods will likely never have any reason to be invented.
Architecture will likely be much different too, since their world is vastly bigger and they have the option of pocket dimensions. There won't be any reason for modern high rises and office blocks.

I'd love to see what that world would look like.

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>>22006812
Did someone say orc?

>> No.22006881

>>22006843
>Tomboy succubus with a gun
I want.
This is starting to make me want a harem after all.

>> No.22006884

>>22006843
The ones excavated were like modern weapons, there obviously wouldn't be enough to hand out and making ammo for them would be a pain so the one in that picture is probably something a gremlin has made.

>> No.22006912
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>>22006880
ORC

>> No.22006914

>>22003152
My fiance gives them to me for free

>> No.22006916
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22006916

What would happen if someone mixed up apophis, girtablilu, oomukade, and manticore venoms, and injected it all into himself?

>> No.22006923

>>22006914
flow kelp dude? I like her art. Is she still open for commissions?

>> No.22006930
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>>22006877
>Human civilization nearly gets to our level
>Chief God goes REEEE THAT'S NOT ALLOWED and sends monsters to destroy it
If anyone still supports the Order after this, then they're beyond saving.

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>>22006912

>> No.22006954

>>22006912
You may not like it, but this is the ideal female body.

>> No.22006955

Also based willsaga BTFOing all manwhores by saying one night stands aren't a thing in all of MGE.

>> No.22006966

>>22006955
I think that kinda sucks, myself.
Being able to try a couple different species before committing sounds like fun, and you'll only wonder what you're missing if you don't get to try it.

>> No.22006970

So Joker Trumparts are a thing but I wonder if these variants exist for other wonderland mg

>> No.22006977

>>22006955
Jokes on you. He never said anything about two night stands.

>> No.22006978

>>22006955
Goes against things KC has actually put into books though and always says his books overrule Q&As, it's likely just will getting ahead of himself.

>> No.22006986

>>22006966
Yeah the thing is, Nip weebs are very strict -to the point of downright autism- on the matter of virginity and all that. KC and Will cannot really let 'used goods' roam free if they want to pander to the general otakus there

>> No.22006987

>>22006923
Yeah buddy, always! You want me to grab her attention for you?

>> No.22006988
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>>22006954
Says you.

>> No.22006994

>>22006986
It's just will. KC says "rarely" it doesn't result in a marriage. It's just the case of the one writing fan fiction turned official work who's saying it always does.

>> No.22006997

>>22006987
if you could. I like her art and it would be great if i could get her to do my first pslime commission.

>> No.22007009

>>22006994
Ok

>> No.22007012

>>22006986
I know -because I saw an actual interview- that one VN company got a lot of complaints from weebs because MC used a condom in the first sex with a girl. They felt like 'the condom' took the virignity, not the MC. So the company had to include patch for erasing condom in that scene and all that. Nip otakus are like that, and it's steadily getting worse over the years

>> No.22007020

>>22006634
Person is charge of trip takes a wrong turn or was just given bad directions and they all end up there. Simple. The real problem is the awkward meetings with the parents when everyone gets back. The school has to explain to the parents why these monster girls claim to be their kids' wives, the parents have to explain marriage to their kids, and the monster girls have to introduce themselves to the parents as their new daughter-in-laws.

>> No.22007024

>>22007012
That's retarded, and actually makes both this place and /monster/ look sane when it comes to "purity"

>> No.22007038

>>22007012
wew. I just care whether she took a dick or not. Even certain tentacles i dont view as a "breach" of purity.

>> No.22007041 [DELETED] 

>>22006954
>>22006988
Can't be called the ideal female body if they ain't pregnant.

>> No.22007046

>>22006986
>Nip weebs

>> No.22007050

>>22007012
I can see their point though

>> No.22007057

>>22007024
I'm not sure, /monster/ seen masturbation as cuck shit for a while.

>> No.22007071

>>22007024
>>22007038
It comes bit later in the chat session so I didn't translate that yet but even in QnA session there was one guy asking if Harpies lay unfertile eggs and what would happen to their hymens if they did. Virginfags (literally translated from 処女充) are like that, they're on the point where they're obsessing over the hymen, not the actual virginity itself

>> No.22007079

>>22006997
Alright she oughta be in her and reply soon friend I got her attention.

>> No.22007082

>>22007024
Member the whole nagi thing years back?

>> No.22007085

>>22007079
Thanks dude!

>> No.22007112

>>22007038
Glad to see some sanity around here.
>>22007071
Japan have a term for that huh?

>> No.22007130

>>22006966
This isnt real life

>> No.22007146

Big strong tsundere dragons!

>> No.22007149
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>>22006988
That mershark isn't even close to the orc, the only way to make her compete is to look more like this.

>> No.22007156

>>22006966
Still can, the nice thing about MGE is that KC's given his blessing to do any sort of "alternate world with similar rules" you like as long as it doesn't include straight up ntr or guro. If you want MGE but with that then head canoning it is perfectly fine.
More people need to take that approach rather than getting down about a small detail here and there.

>> No.22007163

>>22006966
Do you honestly think any monster will let a prime man slip through her fingers?

>> No.22007176

>>22007112
Actually it was 処女厨 but whatever, yeah they have a term for it

>> No.22007178

>>22007085

Hey I heard you’re interested in a commission, do you have an email I can reach you by or discord?

>> No.22007192
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>>22007149
Tentacles>legs.

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>>22007046
Fine, otaku.

>> No.22007215

>>22006986
>>22007012
>Monster girl otakus get upset at a VN because male MC mentions using an onahole once

>> No.22007237
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>radical faction
>no skateboards, tilted caps and neon clothing
Oh come on.

>> No.22007241

>>22007178
Do you mind if i give you my email and then discord through that? I dont really want to share it here.

>> No.22007243

>>22007237
Tilting caps is illegal. The last time someone tried doing something with a cap, >>22006808 happened.

>> No.22007256

>>22007085
This was her my man >>22007178

>> No.22007267

>>22007256
I know i had to get my glasses. >>22007241 was me asking. Email is Snistra20@gmail.com

>> No.22007278

>>22007267
Oops my bad!

>> No.22007290

>>22007278
No problem mate.

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>> No.22007299

>>22000195
Dank Souls
>left handed controller buttons
High level shit.

>> No.22007321

>>22007237
Cute blueberry.

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>>22007299

>> No.22007343
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>>22007323
And all is now right in the world.
Also I really want to Play games with that Banshee and these two.

>> No.22007344

>>22007323
Based.

>> No.22007350

>>22005724
We’ll never have to type “fuck off” again. We can just keep referring to the one benchmarked post.

>> No.22007363

>>22007350
You do realize that link is gonna stop working eventually?

>> No.22007371

>>22006096
Reminder that CC implys age 26 and above, not necessarily 40s and 50s

>> No.22007384

>>22006368
Only if it’s blue.

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>> No.22007391

>>22006058
I don't hate them, but I'm no spring chicken myself. I'm 29, so a girl in her twenties is ideal.

>> No.22007419

>>22007323
I think a Banshee deserves to wear a very tight and colorful Magical Girl uniform.

>> No.22007429

>>22007419
With twintails.

>> No.22007440
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I want to see a satyros reaction to normal drunk.
Like someone up on rum and can bearly form sentences>.

>> No.22007441

>>22007363
It will forever work in our hearts.

>> No.22007443

>>22007391
According to trannies if you dont want to fuck something you must hate it.

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>>22007391
>spring chicken

>> No.22007450

>>22007443
You’ve got it backwards. They think if you hate something, that means you want to fuck it.

>> No.22007453

>>22007323
I want to play wow classic with a monster girl.

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>>22007440
>bearly

>> No.22007472

>>22007450
>>22007443
There are characters that I hate but want to fuck

>> No.22007490

>>22007450
Literally MGE
>humans are taught to hate monsters, but secretly want to fuck them.

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>>22007470
I want to impregnate a bear

>> No.22007500

>>22007446
>wearing this in yeti country but greasing yourself up as well

>> No.22007519
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>Are you lost, child?

>> No.22007525

>>22007519
>Lost?
Have you considered Hare Krishna?

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>>22007525
The only god I follow is Poseidon.

>> No.22007578

>>22007453
why would you introduce her to such garbage

>> No.22007581 [DELETED] 

>>22003053
well now you can avoid those pesky captchas, shills, bots...

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>> No.22007600

>>22007581
what nigger bot shill shit is this?

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>>22007581
>A cheshire's new best friend

>> No.22007610

Fuck bears. Just what would take for them to become sex crazed lunatics?

>> No.22007617

>>22007610
Lathering the hunny in hunny.

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>>22007610
They can't beat the snug though.

>> No.22007640

>>22007519
I heard I could have sex with a Demon priestess here.
Congratulations! You're now my new wife.

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>>22007640

>> No.22007653

>>22007645
>Succucore
Fine, I'll take it.

>> No.22007674

Consider Slimes.

>> No.22007682
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Little girls with big horns

>> No.22007688

>>22007674
I consider my wife Slime all the time. I consider her dangerous and excitable.

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>>22007674
What about them?

>> No.22007699

>>22007682
Little girls make my ween the big ween.

>> No.22007710

I thought of a situation and i want to know what you guys would do in said situation.
You and your waifu have visited her family once again and staying at their place for a little while to hang out. During your time there, you get very sleepy and get guided, by your waifu, to her old bedroom where she slept in nearly everyday. You take a nice nap on the bed until you are partially awaken by a female figure on top of you taking your clothes off and doing lewd things to you, this figure felt familiar but you still couldn't fully identify her, however you assumed it was your waifu because she's the only person allowed to have any sexual activity with you. after getting blown by her, she straddles on top of you and rides you. but here's where things get strange: she felt smaller and a lot lighter. after you cum inside her a couple times while being half-sleep, you go back to sleep after feeling a kiss on your lips. you wake up and realized you had sex while half-asleep. but at the same time, you were sure that whoever was having sex with you might not have been your waifu! also you just remembered your waifu has a much younger sister.
what do you think happened? how does it make you feel? what would you do afterwards?

>> No.22007711
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>>22007694
Consider the possibilities!
>>22007688
>dangerous
You're Dark Slime guy.

>> No.22007715

>>22006058
Throw the daughter in too and we might have an agreement.

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>>22007699

>> No.22007725

>>22007710
Where is my waifu in all of this? I'm a daughteru dicker so my loli fetish is already spoken for.

>> No.22007738
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>>22007711
I suppose that's true.

>> No.22007743

>>22007710
Does it count as oyakodon if I marry them both?

>> No.22007749

>>22007725
you don't know where your waifu was at the time, you were half-asleep and felt something familiar but different raping you

>> No.22007752

>>22007749
No thanks.

>> No.22007761

>>22007752
yeah, i'd be upset that some monster, that's not my waifu, raped me

>> No.22007771
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>>22007738
That slime has a nice hat.

>> No.22007786

>>22007645
that's pretty hot

>> No.22007799
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22007799

>>22007710
But my waifu has no family.

>> No.22007806
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22007806

>>22007771
Any sorceress worth her salt needs a stylish wizard hat. Dark Slimes are extra stylish.

>> No.22007815

>>22007799
you are going to make a bigger family and make little dopplings with her, right?

>> No.22007819

>First commission placed
Oddly excited. Can't wait to see how it turns out!

>> No.22007825

>>22007806
What a clearly trustworthy light mage.

>> No.22007832
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22007832

Does a dryad's hair change color in autumn?

>> No.22007842

>>22007682
>there's something odd about the new exchange student

>> No.22007860

>>22007832
yes, and she changes her racial ethnicity to evergreen fir tree when winter arrives

>> No.22007862

>>22007819
Congrats! What's it going to be?

>> No.22007869

>>22007842
She seems fine to me.

>> No.22007885

>>22007862
Slime carrier line art. Just something simple so i have a vision of my waifu.

>> No.22007892
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22007892

Pat the shorties.

>> No.22007907

>>22007610
Bears are just Yetis with less boundaries and more rape

>> No.22007919
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22007919

>>22007885
Cool.

>> No.22007963
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22007963

>> No.22007975
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>>22007842
I don't see anything wrong.

>> No.22007987

>>22007919
Yeah! I will probably share it here.

>> No.22007991
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22007991

>>22007907
You mean more bulk.

>> No.22008015
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22008015

Worship Pharaoh.

>> No.22008024

>>22007806
Why are witches so hot

>> No.22008025

>>21999845
This pic makes me both happy and depressed.

>> No.22008028

>>22008015
I'd rather grape the pharaoh

>> No.22008032

>>22007525
That’s a myth. A MYTH MYTH!
Yeth?

>> No.22008033
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22008033

>>22008024
Magic.

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22008037

>>22007525
>>22008032

>> No.22008045
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22008045

What does the list say?

>> No.22008048

>>22008045
>Me
>Me and another girl
>Me and another two girls

No idea

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>>22008048
We clearly need a translator.

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>> No.22008061
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>>22008059
What happened to her horn?

>> No.22008090
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22008090

>>22008028
NO

>> No.22008093

>>22008045
I would go full Jaffar on a Genie and use her for all my most degenerate fetishes.

>> No.22008110

>>22007710
I don’t do the half-asleep thing for some reason. It’s like a light switch for me.

>> No.22008111

i want a mouse girl squire to go on adventures with me

>> No.22008112
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22008112

How do these panties work?

>> No.22008114

>>22008111
A whole party of monstergirl adventurers would be great really.

>> No.22008117

>>22008110
really? who did you have sex with, then?

>> No.22008122

>>22008112
thigh gap lamia. Her panties are tied in the back like a bow.

>> No.22008123

>>22008061
Who knows

>> No.22008127

>>22008117
No one. ;_;

>> No.22008129

>>22008127
sorry, anon. have sex with your waifu to fell better!

>> No.22008134
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22008134

>>22008127

>> No.22008147
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>>22008111

>> No.22008160

>>22008147
She's very smug for someone with dumb pants.

>> No.22008163

what's your waifu's favorite drink

>> No.22008166

>>22008163
My blood, also wine

>> No.22008181

>>22008163
whatever has high levels of zinc

>> No.22008183

>>22008147
i will train her until she can take on a salamander and win

>> No.22008186

>>22008147
Why do I get the feeling she would appreciate Jimi Hendrix?

>> No.22008191

>>22008181
BIG LAUNDRY

>> No.22008202
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22008202

>>22008163
Milk.

>> No.22008209

>>22008134
She's not daring enough to even fantasize about someone better that me, what a loser.

>> No.22008223

>>22008209
You know how some people have hero fantasies where they save a girl and she falls in love with them? It’s the same thing but the roles reversed.

>> No.22008229

>>22007710
I think nothing of it because my wife also has and regularly uses a loli form.

>> No.22008254

>>22008223
I don't see what you mean.

>> No.22008262

>>22008112
I want a yandere goddess GF.

>> No.22008267

>>22008163
coconut water

>> No.22008282
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22008282

>>22008202
Does she molest the Apsara dancers?

>> No.22008296

>>22008202
I want to bathe with a pregnant pharaoh in her milk.

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>>22008282
No they're more than willing to give her what she wants.
>>22008296
Oh yes.

>> No.22008312

>>22007991
>it'll be fall soon
>bear girls will start getting chub for the winter so their husbands can cuddle with their extra soft, extra warm bodies while they're sleepy all the time
Gonna molest my pudgy little teddy bear in her sleep so she has good dreams about the two of us.

>> No.22008314

>>22008090
Pharaoh is only good as a submissive sex slave to you and your apophis wife

>> No.22008326

>>22008314
They're both good as submissive sex slaves to me

>> No.22008331

>>22008314
Bad taste

>>22008326
Really bad taste

>> No.22008333

>>22008326
I can dig it, but I still like to have apophis above pharaoh in the pecking order, even if they both are slaves

>> No.22008388

I will say though. It is a bit shocking how little lewd art there is of both apophises and pharaohs considering their relative popularity; lewd art that's good anyways.

>> No.22008399

>>22008333
I prefer to give aphophi a one-way airlift to an Ice Kingdom, then ruling the desert in peace with my Khepri wives.
The last thing I need is bickering neighbors.

>> No.22008445

>>22008326
Really good taste. Khepris will rise.

>> No.22008446

>>22008314
I like a normal pharaoh over a graped pharaoh

>> No.22008449

>>22008399
Anon she's not THAT heavy!

>> No.22008467

Would you guys rather have one waifu or a harem of mg

>> No.22008481

>>22008467
Just one. I think more than one MG would be a bit too much to handle, although I am interested in a couple of species other than the wife and it is nice to think of hypothetical scenarios now and then.

>> No.22008488

>>22008467
One regular wife and one daughter wife.

>> No.22008496

>>22008163
Her own milk.
>>22008467
I'd prefer just one but I know what I'd want if I had to have a harem for some reason.

>> No.22008499

>>22008467
I have a harem but really respect people with just one waifu.

>> No.22008504

>>22008467
I have been saying one for a long time but the more new girls and designs appear the more tempted I am to go the harem route.

>> No.22008571

>>22008467
Harem. There are several monsters that hit me right in the fetish.

>> No.22008577

>>22008449
Fatty needs a forklift.

>> No.22008579

>>22008467
One would always make me happy, though a small harem of two or three monster girls also sounds heavenly. Any more than three and I feel like I wouldn’t be able to give them the equal amounts of love and happiness they deserve.

>> No.22008581

>>22008467
Harem cause I can't say no to a girl and break her heart.

>> No.22008586

>>22008579
Two is bigamy three is harem

>> No.22008590

>>22008467
One is the preferred outcome in pretty much every case.

>> No.22008611

I'm assuming a Pharaoh's god voice doesn't work on an apophis. That would make things too easy.
>"Hey, slut! I'm here to steal your kingdom!"
>「VIPER NO SWIPING」
>apophis snaps her fingers and says "Oh man," before slithering away

>> No.22008618

>>22008611
She probably just wears earmuffs.

>> No.22008622

>>22008467
Undead harem of shut-ins.

>> No.22008623

>>22008611
Now I'm imagining a loli Pharaoh going on cute adventures with her similarly-aged slave boy who only wears rain boots.

>> No.22008624

>>22008579
When I think of my ideal harem it’s 4

>> No.22008626

Fine, I DO want to fuck Pharaoh and Apophis at the same time. There, you happy?

>> No.22008636

>>22008467
Probably one but I still think out other harem members

>> No.22008649

pharaoh and apophis should be friends

>> No.22008711

>>22008649
Pharaoh and Apophis should both be pregnant

>> No.22008721

>Get stuck at work one day
>The hours tick by and you finally have a moment to call your Kikimora maid to tell her you're still at work
>Just as you pick your phone up, you hear "Master, dinner has gotten cold." from behind you
>You spin around and she's right there
>Your coworkers' expressions tell you they didn't see her come in either
>Showing no concern for time and place, she continues
>"No matter, I can prepare more. I will not, however, be denied my daily payment."
>She drops to her knees, pulls your dick out, and puts it in her mouth in such a quick and fluid motion that you don't have time to react

>> No.22008733

>>22008586
>>22008624
Agreed having one to three just feels right to me. It’s not too big to handle and still keeps variety, especially since I like many different species of monster girls.

>> No.22008738

>>22008649
They should be friendly rivals, and compete extra hard in the bedroom.

>> No.22008744

>>22008721
I thought this was gonna turn into a kiki version of senko.

>> No.22008805

wolfus are best fus

>> No.22008848

>We try to describe Order as not some simple evil group, so I'm very glad to see readers picking up the good side of the Order...!
How can they say this when it's literally been confirmed that the Chief God destroyed a past human civilization for being too advanced.

>> No.22008853

>>22008805
imagine hearing a wolf girl speak engrish after learning that wolves went extinct in zipangu

>> No.22008866

>>22008805
Please.
That's waifus

>> No.22008869

>>22008805
*snekfus

>> No.22008874

>>22008848
Because KC follows the typical pattern of good artists knowing fuck all about writing a decent setting.

>> No.22008877

>>22008874
But Willsaga was the one who said that.

>> No.22008879

>>22008869
No that's a martial art.

>> No.22008887

>>22008848
They probably had it coming. I know better than to doubt the winged ladies with burning swords.

>> No.22008891

>>22008805
>>22008869
Vampyrfus*

>> No.22008896

>>22008848
Just because the figurehead is a dick doesn't mean all the adherents follow suit.

>> No.22008904

>>22008848
The vast majority of the order don't know that, it's mostly only hinted at via artefacts and such. Keep in mind the chief god didn't kill humans directly but used monsters under the old system to do it.
Even a lot of the higher ups are probably good people at heart mislead by the teachings passed down through generations and the brain washing of a god who is proven to exist.

>> No.22008908

>>22008896
>>22008904
Ah, I understand now.

>> No.22008911

>>22008467
What happens if you get a harem of lazy neet lims?

>> No.22008912

>>22008623
>"Please, Pharaoh-chan, at least let me wear some underwear."
>"No."

>> No.22008915

What does a cute Wolfu have over a fucking hot Hellhound?

>> No.22008917

>>22008848
I thought its said somewhere that most order people will tend to join team monster as most are nice people. It's mostly just goddess inspired propaganda that keeps the order hating. What's the goddess fully monsterize it will surely stop.

>> No.22008918

>>22008915
Sisters.

>> No.22008923

>>22008887
>Humans become too advanced
>Monsters are barely a threat anymore due to new technology
>Humans aren't worshiping Chief God as fervently as they should
>Opens her console command and spawn millions of high level monsters
>They drive a path of destruction making humans go back to the middle ages
>Have to pray to Chief God again to make heroes to save them from the monsters
Illias is that you?

>> No.22008931

>>22008915
Werewolves infectious bites and scratches are underutilized.

>> No.22008959

>>22008931
Not having those sounds like a good thing though.

>> No.22008965

>>22008915
Wolfus are better if you're not into femdom or switching. They can come in packs. They can be as big and curvy as hellhounds. They can have more different types of skin colors than black.

https://exhentai.org/g/1456125/3821c42be2/

>> No.22008966

>>22008915
she asks me if i'm okay unlike hellhound who stains her clothes with my cum

>> No.22008974

>>22008923
The old chief god was a Chad though that used his big dick to slap down the upstart race and probably rape the old sun god that made genies and pharoahs. Nu chief god is a bitch who fucked up and got slapped by her own hero and a jumped up succ.

>> No.22008976

>>22008959
Oh

>> No.22008991

>>22008467
Any other day I would have said just one, but the idea of having multiple people around the house sounds nice right now. Even with a perfect wife, I feel it could still get lonely. I wouldn’t seek another wife out, but if it happened I think I would be fine with it as long as we genuinely and truly loved each other.

>> No.22009011

>>22008965
Hroz girls are perfect

>> No.22009031

>>22008966
2 problems. First is not wanting to be fucked and milked so hard you stain your waifu clothes
Second is your hellhound wearing clothes?

>> No.22009054

I wanna be fucked by a fit hyperactive Hellhound!

>> No.22009059

>>22009054
I wanna be fucked by a hyperactive loli Hellhound!

>> No.22009072

>>22008915
If you can't become the alpha of the pack do you just end up as a living dildo?

>> No.22009074

>>22009059
But is she fit?

>> No.22009078

>>22009074
She's not un-fit.

>> No.22009086

>>22009072
Don't forget semen dispenser and emotional support pillow. Whether this is for the whole pack depends on the alpha.

>> No.22009092

>>22009072
It's probably like the Hellhound case where you're their precious mate.
So you're gonna get coddled.

>> No.22009116

>>22009031
i'm not a sex-addict, that's why i get raped a lot and everytime she rapes me, i start liking it midway through like a bitch in an erotic manga or anime, and yeah, my hellhound wears clothes, she's not a cavewoman

>> No.22009182

Do loli monsters get horny from sitting on onii-chan's lap?

>> No.22009205

>>22009182
They're already horny. That's to make YOU horny.

>> No.22009227

>>22009182
I bet they would. One thought of only a few layers of thin fabric separating his dick from her coochie and she'll be dripping for him.

>> No.22009262

>>22009182
I'm sure my daughteru would from time to time, basically like this >>22009227 anon says. She'd get all hot and squirmy, and once I start getting hard and she starts licking my face it's only a matter of time until I put it in her.

>> No.22009267

>>22009182
If they're on your lap and your dick isn't already inside them, you're doing a bad job as an onii-chan

>> No.22009305

>>22009267
You can't dick her every time anon, if you only give her lap dickings sometimes it makes them more special.

>> No.22009374

Haremfags, would you have your harem members get matching tattoos?

>> No.22009379

>>22009305
>You can't dick her every time anon
Actually, you can, and you should.

>> No.22009380

>>22009374
No, I don’t think tattoos look good and wouldn’t want them to get any.

>> No.22009389

>>22009305
Does it count if I'd brand them all in the same spot before giving them dick for the first time?

>> No.22009391

>>22009374
No, each womb tattoo is unique.

>> No.22009392

>>22009374
Only if they want
Different tats for different women is better as it makes each girl unique

>> No.22009394

>>22009374
>5 p'orcs
All of them get Master's Bacon. Or maybe I'd give each one a different type of meat, like porkchop, ham, etc.

>> No.22009411

>>22009374
Sorta. A witch and familiar would each have half a tattoo mirrored on their stomachs that is generally hidden unless they're doing a fusion. It starts glowing while they begin a transformation.
Naturally it's all flashy while they're combined.

>> No.22009418

>>22009411
That's pretty neat anon, I like it.

>> No.22009422

>>22009374
I only have two waifus and they're too proud to be marked. They "mark" me almost every day though.

>> No.22009428

>>22009374
General waifu fags what kind of tattoos would your waifu or waifu have?

>> No.22009432

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that loli Kakuens prefer to rest on your shoulders when you go out.
It gives them a better position to look from.

>> No.22009435

i wish greila was here, my tooth is giving me hell

>> No.22009436

>>22009374
No. My two girls and I would have matching collars though!

>> No.22009446

>>22009374
i'm not sure if i am in a harem. one time i visited a a sick bed-ridden baphomet, to help her recover as part of a community service, and her mother told me she was not a part of a sabbath branch. i was like "okay, then". i noticed a tattoo on her womb during my time with this demon goat child. after recovering her, i've been raped by children with the same womb tattoo ever since and i don't full understand my own situation. what's weirder is they're all saying the same foreign and distorted words before raping me. i can't remember it tho

>> No.22009456

>>22009432
Page 10, the thread is already dead

>> No.22009603

>>22009456
We're still two threads from being archived though.

>> No.22009609

Which loli monster has the best feet?

>> No.22009612

>>22009446
>RPing

>> No.22009624

https://twitter.com/ThatNav/status/1169352181444677632

>> No.22009634

>>22009624
Better than I expected

>> No.22009651

>>22009624
shortstack titania-nee will be a little sad she can't reach high enough to give me headpats

>> No.22009652

>>22009374
They would all have a pleasure crest somewhere on their body. The Lich has one on her lower back, the Wisp gets a classic womb sigil, and the Banshee has one on her tongue.

>> No.22009665

>>22009624
Princess of the Fairy Kingdom!

>> No.22009675

>>22009652
>the Banshee has one on her tongue.
Excellent taste.

>> No.22009687

>>22009665
Is it the MEGA milk fairy kingdom?

>> No.22009695

>>22009651
Can't she float?

>> No.22009701

>>22009428
My girls might have teeny-tiny pleasure runes at the backs of their throats. My daughteru also might get super intense and intricate temporary runes on her nipples and clit.

>> No.22009710

>>22009695
Yes, but her big tits and round ass makes it very tiring.

>> No.22009728

>>22009687
Fairy milk is great for restoring health and increasing nature damage resistance!

>> No.22009751

i can't stand kids, they are stupid and slow as fuck i don't have time for them. how do you convince your waifu not to have kids if she wants them?

>> No.22009754

Is an angel's power in her halo or wings?

>> No.22009760

>>22009624
I want to drink some butterfly milk

>> No.22009766

>>22009751
Monstergirl kids are different anon. They're much more independent and emotionally in-tune. Plus, you can fuck them if you want!

>> No.22009791

>>22009766
Monster girl daughterus are not for fucking. At least not at first. I'm waiting for my piglets to grow up big and meaty like their breeding sow mother.

>> No.22009794

>>22009754
Her ass.

>> No.22009800

>>22009794
So if you buttfuck an angel, she loses all her power?

>> No.22009803

When is the best age to start fucking your daughterus then?

>> No.22009808

>>22009803
Meant for >>22009791

>> No.22009817

>>22009794
>>22009800
>Implying it's not a trick by the angel to keep her virginity thus staying pure with all her powers
>Implying it's not all the funnier when she falls anyways

>> No.22009818

>>22009803
when they're 18 and not a asshole shitty young teenager, a psychopathic pre-teen, or a bratty ignorant kid. but that's just me.

>> No.22009823

>>22009803
5 is prime starting age. Anyone who says different is a liar.

>> No.22009824

>>22009808
When she starts to resemble your waifu. If your waifu is already loli, then wait until she's chronologically 16.

>> No.22009833

>>22009803
The age at when holsts begin developing breasts,
>There are individual differences, but they generally start to budge around Kindergarten age, so they'll already be oppai-loli during elementary-school.

>> No.22009841

>>22009823
>>22009833
Based.

>> No.22009866

>>22009833
>ywn be shota anon with holst childhood friend
>she will never rub her burgeoning chest against you all the time for no reason
Growing up with her would be heaven and torture.

>> No.22009878

>>22009866
If you deny her enough times, she'll force herself on you, just to rub you all over with her chest even though she doesn't understand why.

>> No.22009888

>>22009878
Oh man that sounds terrible. I hope she doesn't randomly take off her bra and force me to suck on her overfill tits.

>> No.22009893

>>22009888
>kindergarden Holst complaining that her bra is uncomfortable
>she just takes it off in the middle of class

>> No.22009912

>>22009893
>haku-sensei says nothing as she understands hosts plight
>also to see if she can get a early match.
>easily spots you fidgeting near holst-chan
Mamano kindergarten is tough.

>> No.22009919

>>22007885
Congrats man I know she'll do it well! The first waifu commission is always the best, when she finishes yours I'm finally getting one of Irina.

>> No.22009931

>>22009912
We used to have many discussions of MG kindergarten.

>> No.22009932

>>22009866
>>22009878
>Anon and holst childhood friends
>One day at recess mino is bullying her over her boob size while playing keep away with her backpack
>Anon stands up to her taking the backpack from the mino bully and shoving her to the ground
>Tells her if she wants to pick on holst she'll have to go through him
>Mino is more surprised than angry over anon standing up her and finds it kinda hot
>Recess ends and they head inside while holst hugs anon tighter than ever
>When he finally pries her off he notices her shirt is all wet

>> No.22009941

>>22009919
Yeah I can't wait and the artist was really nice to. Explained the basics of commissioning and everything! Definitely gunna cherish it!
Also sorry if the sounds insulting, but who? I am not to good with names.

>> No.22009962

>>22009932
I would have figured minos and takus would start developing breasts as well even if they aren't as big.
Still great green text!

>> No.22009977

>>22009941
Ah, I'm an old write fag LLLUUU. Irina was a Hellhound mobster I wrote for Big City Beat back when I was even worse at writing. Got together with my drawfag fiance a few years back by autistically asking for a commission of Irina. Backed out, she's drawn me some flow kelp and now I know exactly what I want for my Donut Steel OC

>> No.22009998

>>22009919
Stupid question, but how do people go about finding artists to do commisions? Sometimes I'll see a good artist but it's either hard to find where they take requests or it's through some indirect process.

>> No.22010002

>>22009977
Ah cool! The guys who wrote that hellhound door kicker one? I loved that! I should also thank you for getting her to help me then! Hope yours comes out great and can't wait to see it (if you decide to share of course)!

>> No.22010004

>>22009998
Find art you like, follow the artists and try to see where they post or can be contacted. Usually it's a deviantart, Twitter, or pivix. Also pure fucking chance.

>> No.22010013

>>22010002
Oh shit someone remembers old greentexts. I've been trying to find the drive for something new. I'll absolutely post it. I'd say I want to see yours but she shows me all the commissions she does so I'll know it's finished before you do! She doesn't really lurk the thread unless she has free time but I do so I can always pass along the word for commissions.

>> No.22010025

is there a monster girl manga or series i can get into? i need something to satisfy my needs for large-scale monster girl content

>> No.22010031

>>22010025
Elf can't on a diet is pretty good if you like chub. If you aren't too deep in the MGE sauce, I still occasionally enjoy EMG.

>> No.22010033

>>22010025
Check out a quest on fiction.live called Crusaders : Tales of the Monster Girl Wars. Actually pretty entertaining.

>> No.22010037

>>22010013
Of course I remembered! It was a great read! Hope you can find the drive as I really like your stuff and more writefags coming back is always great. Good to hear about sharing your own as well. More OCs of species is a great thing and can very much flesh out the world.

>> No.22010054

>>22010037
Ahh don't get sweet on me but yeah I plan on it life is just busy. I might do a one shot this weekend or maybe update blind love. I have kept writing though, I run a quest on /qst/ that's over 200k words in length now.

>> No.22010067

>>22010031
does it have other species than elves? i can't watch a series about a single species and i've already read and watched the entirety of EMG, it was the reason i got into monster girls before i discovered MGE at my uni library

>> No.22010075

>>22010067
Elf, Dark Elf, dangerously cheesy Wolf girl, Oni, Cyclops, P'orc, Mermaid, Alraune, Scylla, Satyr, and Medusa so far.

>> No.22010080

>>22010067
>>22010075
Oh, and Slime.

>> No.22010086

>>22010067
note that it's very clearly a fat fetish manga

>> No.22010091

>>22010054
Good to hear! Might also go check it out as well. Never really been on quest cause it always seems dead.

>>22010067
>mge at uni library
Neat, but also how? Sounds like a fun story.

>> No.22010095

>>22010086
It's not /d/ tier lard rolls, though. Just some pudge on certain characters.

>> No.22010101

>>22010091
Oh its really fucking dead. /tg/ splitting killed both boards.

>> No.22010104

>>22010095
Sir, all fat is /d/. And my point is that it's the clear focus of the media in question.

>> No.22010110

Would you still love your waifu if she was missing a limb or two anon?

>> No.22010114

>>22005041
Same reason we do I presume

>> No.22010118

>>22010067
>uni library
i bought volume 2 on my 18th birthday and brought it to me in high school to show my friends. some of them teased me because they found out i have a female-on-male rape/assualt fetish, which the book kinda fueled said fetish, and 2 years later, i still hated it ever since. how do i get rid of a fetish?

>> No.22010120

>>22010110
Yes.

>> No.22010122

>>22010118
Don't let normies shame you anon, you've got to embrace your degeneracy. Just do you man.

>> No.22010125

>>22010110
Yes because that means she can get a bionic claw

>> No.22010127

>>22010110
Of course I would anon, I'd love her even if she was missing all four. I'm sure there'd be plenty of sweet sciencey magic prosthetics out there, plus I've got a lowkey amputee fetish.

>> No.22010129

>>22010118
>how do I get rid of my patrician tastes.
You don't anon. Embrace them.

>> No.22010137

>>22010101
Ah yeah then I might just read it. Prolly not comment as I got no patience for slow threads.

>> No.22010147

>>22010137
I can just pass you the full document if you just want to read it. Shall I send it to your email?

>> No.22010154

>>22010147
sure. that would be great.

>> No.22010162

>>22010110
If Katawa Shoujo taught me anything, being disabled doesn't make a person any less loveable. If anything it may even make them more attractive in some ways.

>> No.22010174

>>22010154
Sent!

>> No.22010175

>>22010122
>>22010129
do you think the anons on this thread like as much female-on-male monster porn as vanilla lovey-dovey monster porn? if so, do you think we need more of the female-on-male monster porn?

>> No.22010183

>>22010175
>anons on this thread like as much female-on-male monster porn as vanilla lovey-dovey monster porn
Seriously, how new are you?

>> No.22010189

>>22010183
i don't notice shit around these threads as much as an average joe, sorry if it seemed like i don't know much about this thread, i actually do

>> No.22010190

>>22010174
Same!

>> No.22010192

>>22010127
https://imgur.com/zR6IQpN

>> No.22010201

>>22010192
Why?

>> No.22010205

>>22010127
>spoiler
You’re gonna flip your shit when you can see what a slime can do with her limbs

>> No.22010233

>>22009428
She thought of getting a womb tattoo but thought it would seem gaudy. She also wouldn't take my suggestion of a sweet magic rune trailing along her inner thigh.

>> No.22010240

>>22010192
What the fuck is wrong with KDF?

>> No.22010275

>>22010183
I don't know, man. I usually prefer to be the one on top, and lovey-dovey stuff rev my engine too. That being said, I wouldn't be against a shortstack monster trying to "proactively date" me.

>> No.22010297

>>22010192
Cute and sexy girls! KDF is so lucky to have them

>> No.22010304

>>22010297
You're nice anon, I like you.

>> No.22010361

nakoruru as an ochimusha!

>> No.22010366

I wanna fuck an orange slime with tickling habits!

>> No.22010387

>>22010366
That is grounds for immediate demotion to D-class.

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