/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If an older fox affectionately calls you 'kit', it's too late.

>>46226072
ohoho...

>>46117842
It's a crime how the really good original convo/greentxts for this scenario get dumbed down into single non-leading sentences months later

>>46009203
foxes over a certain age tend naturally towards the role of mischievous, pent-up motherwife

>>45966938
even the smallest, most innocuous touch on a hag marks you as hers for life. don't like it? shouldn't have bumped into the 400 year old virgin in the street then, nerd!

>>45857293
Hags will experience a moment of insecurity about their relationship and decide to remedy it by 'making him addicted to my body and scent forever'.
Damn older women...

>>45599760
Good boy.

I've found myself more interested in hags but I don't know how we would get along. What would we even talk about? What would I have in common with a wrinkly 900-year-old fox?

>>45351482
the type of hag to just decide you're theirs after passing you on the street and not give you any choice in the matter

>hags when you try and tell them that humans become adults at 18 and you are NOT a little kid anymore

>bump into an older fox at the supermarket
>'age' bar pops up in the corner of your vision

>>45143638
Oh, that's a lucky coincidence! Hags also very much want to own and take care of (you).

>>45082727
you're right... I'm sorry to any h- uh, nice older ladies I've offended...

>>45056615
all men are little boys to hags.

>>44975430
Well-tread as they are, overwrought as they are, constantly posted and talked about and rehashed over and over again, there really is nothing better than a nice fox hag.

>>44956765
>became close friends with a human man and woman
>encourage their romance, watch on happily as they get married
>use your centuries-accumulated wealth of connections and resources to ensure good jobs and an extremely fortunate life for them
>be the first person they tell about their first pregnancy
>be named the child's godmother
>when the boy is born, dote over him like a generous aunt
>be there while he grows up
>babysit him while his parents are away
>spoil him with gifts and presents
>be there for him when he's upset
>be there for his first word
>be there for his first day of school
>be there for every soccer game
>be there for his middle school graduation
>be there for his high school graduation
>be there when he gets his first girlfriend
>gently take him by the wrist, smile, and ask him if he thinks you're going to let all that preparation go to waste?

>>44942879
I'm sure one of the mofukaza's, uh, 'lobbyists' will be able to convince you to change your mind.

>>44922700
>Oh? Of course you won't~

Please talk to older women. They get lonely, and appreciate the company of a young man.

>>44905571
Nothing more intimidating than a MG approaching you on the street, giving you an appraising look, and saying 'you look like you're about breeding age'

>>44866045
K6BD?

>>44831176
Foxes are very nice. They're soft and warm and love you very much, and they can make you feel very good.

How can I ingratiate myself to an old fox? I see this pretty lady at the shrine sometimes, and I want to give her a present and maybe ask her out on a date, but I don't know what to get her...

I give in, the CC's finally broke me. I want to motorboat huge hag titties so bad