/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44391497
Anon ten minutes later.

>>43156640
>anon is passed out on his favorite bar stool
>meanwhile it is a free for all as all the monsters fight for the right to take him home
>like always, they don't see the oni bartender take him and let him sleep it off in her bed

need drink

big girls require a big heart

If your mamono has horns and you HAVEN'T sucked on them at least once then you are doing a disservice to your wife.

>oni knocking back hard liquor while I'm just sitting here sipping on chuhai and spacing them out with water
I hope they don't think poorly of me.

Big claws are fine, I mean, they're mean to be inhuman right? so unatural propotions shoudln't be a problem.
I mean, pleanty of fictional man/woman beasts have those kind of limbs, woudn't be outladish for a dragon to have THE CLAWS as you know, she's a dragon

Need to relax

>>27759726

>"I must be drunk, because you two look like you're 10 feet tall"

>go to the bar for a drink
>it's not until much later that you realize you've been getting smashed with a couple of oni for the last few hours
>you may or may not have drunkenly told them stuff like "where you live" and "how lonely you are"
I feel like this is a dangerous situation

>>22126791

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>>21600750
It's no use
I get affected too much off of one stiff drink.

Reminder that the succubi traits inherited by all monsters mean they can tell if you're a slut for their kind just by you being near them.

>>21160072
Extremely lucky human boy.

>>20968070
>>20968077
>when you enter a bar and half the patrons turn to look
>a good dozen MGs staring into you since fresh meat just walked in
Monster bars are dangerous.

>>20828803
>>20828818
That one's an Ogre I'm pretty sure.
The Oni are on the OTHER side of the bar.

>>20797734
Big enough to smother me with her body if she wanted to.

>>20145089
LN has some BIG onis.

>tfw you will never wake up after a long night of drinking to find yourself squished between two strongfat oni whose big bodies are really putting a strain on your bedframe
>they will never tell you they had an amazing night with you and hope they can have many, many more
It really hurts sometimes, ya know

>>19636204
That's fine. 10'+ just gets silly.

>>19624901
Can I enlist twice?