/jp/ - Otaku Culture

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MGC THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME!
The MGC mayoral elections have begun! Please cast your vote for who will run the city for the next 4 years

https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkqW8Mn7

polls will be open for, as requested, roughly 48 hours

>>48813072
I can just simply sidestep her and she would just slam her ass against the wall. Even if she keeps doing that she'll grow tired eventually, at which point she'll grow desperate and surrender.
Only then will i give her the pleasure of being teased by my fingers and tongue.

It's a worm world, and you're just living in it.

IT IS ALWAYS KOTURDAY

I want to huff hatter ass

>>48813139
Looks like it might be a close race between the Zombie Mayor and the Maid party.

Ultrakots?

I wonder if foxes can slap their tails together kinda like clapping their hands. I bet it'd make a really satisfying sound, like "paff paff ~"

FUCK MONSTER GIRLS

>>48813166
>liches are gonna summon another hoard to ensure she wins again

>>48813186
Nah.

>>48813139
Come on faggots, you want a lovely meido to make delicious dinner for you after a long day at work, dont you? You can molest her at any time too

>>48813230
the MGC maid academy has no means to to supply such a vast number of maids, it's clearly just a scheme for more funding from the city

>>48813166
Sad. I voted for Miss 'Nubis because of her common sense proposals.
Miss 'Nubis will expand the light rail system and increase bus service throughout the city!
Gyarus should all be voting for her to increase their salaryman hunting grounds!
AND she has promised beautification of the city! I'm sick of these ugly-ass modernist buildings. We need to return to traditional architectural values!

>>48813193
fuck off furfag

>>48813273
If you wanted to see those you only had to ask, tsun tsun anon.

>>48813254
>the MGC maid academy has no means to to supply such a vast number of maids
Yes they do, no master can resist fucking his maid. they're the only group looking to help more single monsters find good men and raise families

>Mick shitting himself again
Let me guess, his writefag shitpost entry got filtered out

>>48813139
Maid party is in the lead! Can't wait to get my state mandated maid!
Fuck it, gonna roll for state mandated maid
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Living Doll
I swear I've seen this somewhere before...

>>48813139
I voted for bee, you can't blame me for any of this

>Meido bullshit
Nothing that stupid party is for has anything to do with running a city!
Monster Girl City is RIFE with corruption and incompetence!
PLEASE. PLEASE LET ME FIX IT!
The Anubis Party just wants to make the civil services function and get rid of all the mysterious snake pits, scorpion pits, web-filled alleyways and other hazards that previous administrations allowed to build up across the greater metropolitan area! You can still hire and/or fuck your maids! Or summon more undead!
Just... stop... letting... sandworms... replace roads... with FUCKING DIRT PILES AND CHASMS! IT IS WILDLY UNSAFE.

>>48813379
Nobody liked my cat party post... It didn't even get into the strawpoll.

>>48813379
The maids will clean the roads dirt, filth, dead leaves and worms
Their win is inevitable. It's time for the great sweep

>>48813139
I guess I shouldn't expect Ms. Mino to gain advantage now, so I hope she'll form a coalition with Maid Party. Mino maids are an underexplored niche.

>>48813139
You forgot my cat party post anon.

>>48813414
I think they're pretty a-maze-ing

>>48813151
I think anal sex with monsters is the most fun recreational activity that they have in their culture

Business lady.
A queen who hears her people's voice.
A sweet, sweet royal.
A queen who wants you to 'bee' the best version of yourself.
Vote for Queen Bee and get yourself the house and job of your sweet dreams.
Did you know that Anubis and the maid party encourage slavery?
But not Queen Bee. Of course she doesn't.

12 hours 12 minutes to the end of the contest?

>>48813414
Have faith, friend, the votes from the Hell districts haven't been counted yet.

>>48813526
There was an extension >>48782233, may need confirmation it was legit.

>>48813586
None of these are cats, anon.

>>48813509
This is a damnable lie! Anubis does not have slavery and she considers it anathema to getting work done well! The slave mentality reduces creativity, effort, and mana quality for affected boys, especially cute ones.

>>48813590
ur a cat

>>48813602
I wish I was so lucky.

>>48813401
Cats aren't allowed to run for public office anymore

>>48813379
Maids aren't corrut, so you can trust them!
Except the dark angels. They're pretty corrupt.

>>48813604
This reminds me; how do you think mamono would react to Adam Poots' masterpiece Kingdom Death: Monster?
https://kingdomdeath.com/
On the one hand, insanely grindy, complex coop boardgame.
On the other hand, really weird fetish shit.

>>48813592
But does she like honey? Don't think so

>>48813693
I mean, yes, she likes honey. That's a pretty common thing to enjoy.

>>48813379
It's not over for your campaign promises or your political goals even if you don't win the election.
You can still collaborate with the maid party. I'm sure they would want to hear from the competent Anubi for advice about civic architecture and other related topics.

>>48813706
The cat burglar! Err...

>>48813633
And for good reason, I say. Remember the "litterbox incident"? I'm amazed there are still people unironically supporting the KOT party.

>>48813604
Oh wow i've never seen a kit like this. That looks awesome.

>>48813139
I like to think Miss Mino is just a female version of president Dwayne Camacho.

>>48813604
Is it... is it articulated?
Hand it over. That thing. Your snek tail.

>>48813794
It's too fragile to jam into your butthole for purposes of milking your prostate.
Er, I heard.

>>48813724
>the "litterbox incident"
I'm having a memory inside a trauma...I must burn brain cells right now

>40 votes so far
Huh not bad
>tie between maids and zombies
Come on kikis, I believe in you

>>48813184
This is 100x more useful for meditation than some "one hand clapping" shit.

>>48813336
You expect too much from the shitheel to even put forth that much effort.

B-but foxes are trustworthy!

Save the village by fucking a voluptuous frog dripping breast milk

>>48814020
How does that help the village?

>>48814025
why are you talking to the AI guy?

>>48814036
My mistake. I knew there was something strange on that pic but couldn't notice

Save the village by marrying the old fox
Please
Every valentines day she howls and wails and its less than 2 weeks away please save us

>>48813414
Which one is better? Dominant mino maid or submissive mino maid?
On the one hand, buff mino manhandling you and picking you up whenever she has to clean.
On the other hand big strong monster getting bossed around by a smaller weaker human.

>>48814096
Second because it's my fetish

>>48813937
The master teaches that the Path of the Brush is the quickest way to reach enlightenment.

>>48814025
https://exhentai.org/g/3210181/49954b7451/

>>48814096
First because it's my fetish

>>48814050
give me any good reason why i should.

>>48814273
she'll save the village or something

>>48814292
But she is too young

>>48814292
ah, so shes just a bog-standard local fertility deity. sorry, but that too boring for me.

Do not so much as even look at the fertility foxes unless you want to be drowned in a tidal wave of minimofu

>>48814332
Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>48814337
You dont understand anon
Its like an amorphous mass of mofu
They climb up your leg

>>48814344
i fear no mofu.
let them come.

>>48814314
if you're feeling adventurous they're still looking for sacrifices to calm the volcano

I've heard of herbivore men but this is ridiculous.

>>48814372
But I don't have a brain cloud!

>>48814417
No, this is hot

>>48814417
Average Hellhound relationship

I had a dream about a hellhound. She was exceptionally evil, aggressive, blatantly lewd, and clingy.

>>48814465
Mistletoe is toxic to dogs, so enjoy holding your wife's hair while she's tossing her cookies!

>>48814518
i don't think you're supposed to eat it

>>48814528
Try telling that to her!

>>48814417
That's so fucked up, we live in a society

Billie Jean is not my lover

>>48814702
i'd never lose to hypnosis

>>48814702
Why is she doing the johnny bravo?

Hello this the MGC Electoral Commission with your 6th hour election report;

it is neck and neck between between the Maid Party and incumbent Mayor Zombie, the Maid Party is holding out a small lead with their promise of supplying a maid to every household in the city clearly resonating with voters, despite concerns of the capabilities of the local Maid Academy to meet such a task, however Mayor zombie still holds a close second despite her non-existent campaign pledges...

the race for third place is dominated by former Mayor Anubis and Queen Bee, both campaigning on public investments and housing, it remains to be seen if either will be able to challenge the current leads

finally with only 4% of the vote it would appear the shift towards the right and strong anti-monster talk in the OPP has turned away voters, concerns raised in recent years over the increasing ascendancy of the OPP Far-Right within the party appeared to come to fruition when the OPP's opening campaign talked of an "awaking human consciousness" and no longer "wallowing under the yolk of monstrous oppression"

Polls close in 42 hours, with citizens encouraged to vote if they haven't already done so;


https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkqW8Mn7

>>48814778
Ooof, that fox's tails are pathetic.

>>48814778

>>48814755
If queen bee loses I'm going to become a radical wasp anarchist.

>>48814783
>seeing every beastgirl as a fox
Is this what end-stage foxoplasmosis looks like?

>See this? Two bars
>Your dragon slaying bloodline now has a dragon branch
>You've brought more dragons into the world than you've slain
>Which isn't saying much. You don't even have a Draconewt to your name
>What a disgrace to your family name you've become

>>48814816
i just wanted to be a baker

>>48814816
"Listen, lady, I'm a farmer. When raided the village, I had a pitchfork! It's a tool! Not a Stupid Human Spear."

>>48814702
She dances in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite. She never stops smug, the gremlin. She is dancing, dancing. She says that he will never die...

>>48814816
>Your dragon slaying bloodline now has a dragon branch
This is a delicious origin story of a dragon slaying dragon though.

>>48814778
>>48814791
breasts not big enough

>>48813139
Explain what policies Mayor zombie will implement to deal with the rising amount of wurm holes on the roads

>>48814857
Better?

>>48814830
And yet there will be one there always who is a true dancer and can you guess who that might be?

>>48814862
I would instantly lose to this cat. That's not saying much because I'd instantloss to a lot of monsters, but still.

>>48813139
Voted for the Tea party so they can lower the cost of living and hopefully I as a single male won't have an automatic 50% sale tax on everything I buy and 20% increase on rent for my single room apartment

>>48814862
That's a different cat though...

>>48814902
So? You wanted bigger boobs, and I got you a big-boobed kitty! TAKE YOUR NEW WIFE AND GO.

>>48814050
I'm waiting for her to become an undead fox first. Shouldn't be long now.

>>48814096
dom mino maid or mom dino maid?

>>48814916
I WANTED BIG BOOBED RIN

For some reason I can’t shake the mental image of a girl monsterizing while having sex with her boyfriend when the portals open only to get joined by her single mother who’s also monsterizing.

>>48814755
Looks like the Anubis party is catching up. I would swear to give them my vote if they promise to put double the ammount of Anubi guards with semitransparent clothes on every project they oversee.

>>48814888
Didn't you know anon? The Tea party actually promised to increase the cost of living, not decrease.

>>48814992
Excuse me what, but Ms hatter said she would solve the cost of living crisis in the single headline I read before going to the poll.
There's no way an honest politician like her would lie? Right?

>>48815075
correct. they are scared of 8th party candidates stealing votes away from the maid or zombie major parties.

Their technique is making housing so unaffordable that you simply have to move in with the weird aunties with an open room
Its theirs
Its their room

I want to cum inside a human woman.

>>48815161
Mods! MODS!

>>48815161
Here you go

>>48815161
i wanna rape a wyrm girl, just grab one and just forcefully love her

>>48815172

>>48815161
Here.

woman are icky, can give u diease, and lie
monsters are niether and u can have a family

>>48815161
>cum inside a human woman
>woops! its a fox
>cum inside another human woman
>woops! its a dark mage
>cum inside another human woman
>woops! its a succ
>cum inside another woman
>woops! its a...
you gotta get it right eventually

>>48815212
What if they gave you never ending ejaculation syndrome.

>>48815214
The trick is get yourself an extremist wife and pick out a human woman to corrupt together as a fun little family project. Your incubus semen can be the catalyst for her transformation.

>>48815223
that wont happen, stop spreading anti monster girl propaganda

>>48815228
Next you'll tell me irritable testicle syndrome isn't real either.

>>48815236
the monster girl doc is lying to u, to get ur semen

>>48815240
Doctors can't lie! They took the HIPAAcratic oath!

>>48815246
U went to a back alley mucust toad witch docotor didnt u?

>>48815270
I needed my Daily Dose!

>>48815294
of what? mucus?

>>48815298
You young folks! You don't know about our people's shared history!
BEHOLD! Your DAILY DOSE:
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/118351

to be a monster girl rancher
imagine just sleeping in the fields and being surrounded by the herd of ur choice

>>48815388
Green grass, blue skies

>>48815388
>You sleeping in a field
>Surrounded by a herd of ushis!

I cast "YOU SUCK!" on the succubus

>>48815409
that would be nice and warm when its kinda cold out

>>48815302

>>48815479
Cute cow

Gerrymandered electoral districts will ruin this election. Mark my words.
Yeah, I'm talking to you, the salamander drawing the boundaries. I'm onto you!

>>48815454
For sure. Ushis would NEVER let you get cold.

>>48815539
Gerry did nothing wrong. She was just doing her job.

>>48815578
I want to see a winter ushi. Maximum fluff.

>>48815578
I like the big spider. Not just that her spider part is big (it is), but especially that her top half is bigger than a normal human. Look at her. She's so beeg and full of love.

Remember game angel?

Raping monstergirls isn't fun. They all give up too easily, and don't even try to pretend they don't enjoy it.

>>48815598
Nobody cares, mick

>>48815599
tell a cupid ur probelm
she will help greatly

>>48815590
HARD agree! Pun intended.
>>48815594
For sure! I would a smol spooder, but there's so much charming about a beeeeeg spooder, especially if she would make me feel like her little shota.

>>48815641
She could lick you with her spoodercow tongue and cover your whole face. Give you a cow lick. Just utterly drench you in her love when she cuddles you into her bosom and invisibles you in green ushi lovemeat.

>>48815599
in theory, the only monster you could rape would be a manticore since they're trying to save themselves til their tail acclimates them to your shape
but then you have to figure out some way to rape a manticore to begin with

>>48815599
This is why I let monstergirls rape me, so that they know how it feels when someone takes all the fun outta rape

>>48814755
it's getting really close now

>>48815718
Will a coalition form?

>>48815718
>just *sniff* Bee yourself...

>>48815718
I will always represent the Bee party. Honey for Bee, and Honey for me.

Don't blame me, I voted bee.

>>48814816
>post-nut clarity kicks in as the Dragon big spoons and wing-wraps Anon
>your once exalted family name will now be pronounced 'Dragon's-Layer'
>roll over onto your belly on her hoard of coins
>the loose coins giggle and flow until ther e is a golden mouth underneath Anon eagerly slurping at the combined dragon-goo&cum
>she isnt even rich with a hoard of real gold
>angrily Anon drags his rehardened dragon-weapon free
>rolls the grinning dragon onto her belly and lifts her tail, she won't get pregnant this time if you establish dominance with anal
>its all one reptile cloaca
>grab her by the horns and pound the dragonussy hard
>the 'Mighty Majestic Dragon' is ahegao'ing and mewling as a "punish me harder, daddy" Sub
>Anon realises he can never show his face in the village again

Baphomets are better off as mature women.

>>48815214
>hfw when Anon's Bicorn waifu keeps selecting more 'human women' and giggling
>the threat that when Anon has reached his agreed mana-quota he's going to punishment-fuck her senseless

If you are being raped, please put up at least a little struggle. It's not good for aggressive species like hellhounds or manticores to get what they want without a fight. Think about their mental health!

>>48815854
imma battle fuck one and roll

>>48815854
Either I win the sex fight or I die

>>48815854
My motivation for exercising is to put a good fight when the portals open.

>>48815854
if i play dead the monster will lose interest and go away

>>48815908
>Gets dragged to a lich instead
>"FIX HIM FIX HIM FIX HIM FIX HIM"
Gonna get raped extra hard for putting her through that emotional distress

>>48815854
I would just recline back and enjoy the ride. It's her fault for making me wait

>>48815837
Baphos have the mature woman form, they just don't like to show it to anyone.
I've heard it's like that of the Krampus, just sexier.

>tfw you wake up in some lichs massive manison basement
>u kicked the bucket a couple of years before the portal opens
>u were unforunate enough to die in a war
>She liked ur name and revived u
>now u gotta work for ur new unlife, as her bodyguard

>>48815918
>Lich sighs
>Jabs you in the ribs with a stick
>You flinch
>"Abra kadaver. You can leave your donation on the way out."

>>48815989
how's the dental plan?

>>48816009
ur undead
teeth aint rotting

>>48816021
i'm getting all the zombies together and we're unionizing

>>48816026
> try this
>all they do is hug you, lick you, and kiss you

You are now imaging the heat coming off a hellhound's breath and tongue as she licks your face.

>>48816031
The horde is strong together

>>48816031
Good, the union is very well organized.

>>48815854
If she hasn't triggered by instinctual fight-or-flight response at that point, she's not trying hard enough. At least growl at me to set the mood, sheesh.

who should wurm vote for

>>48816074
wurm should commit election fraud and vote for everyone!

>>48816072
I want to have sex with these creatures

>>48815214
>'The Anon' is the top-rated show on MGCTV
>Every season a newly arrived Anon with no set preference is dropped into a mansion harem as a 'Welcome to MGC'
>sad lonely fangirls go wild voting for their species girls for a vicarious win
>this year there's an added twist:
>a Hossfucker Anon is selected
>the 2 main contestants are two hoss sisters - one Unicorn, one Bicorn
>one has to seduce Anon into fucking the whole harem, while her sister desperately tries to cockblock them all
>Tanuki producer handrubbing at the ratings almost ignites a fire on her desk

>the undead horde has a normal wurm just chilling there
>doin her best
>is cute
>a bit creepy looking
>is large
>quite pale since she doesnt see the sunlight alot
>loves hugging the zombie girls, and caring for them
>the other undeads find her cute so dont call her out being alive

>>48816111
But what about Miss Nightmare? She's best hoss.

>>48816120
It's unfair how best she is.

>>48816139
True; she's just so dreamy!

>>48816116
You must decorate and armed this wurm with bones

>>48816072
>lift both skirts
>grab each tail just below the spade
>insert A into B and B into A
>double-dildo them both until they are collapsing
>pull tails out
>tailA into mouthB, etc
>then take turns on each succ-ussy

>"Hey there, meat!"

>>48816147
I want to bully a dreamhurs with sleep puns.

>>48816164
So witchdoctor wurm girl?

>>48816185
You'll lose because you'll snooze.

>>48816190
Yeah, with a thick accent from Lousiana and a dark skin

>>48816197
omg if she can make gumbo, jambalaya, and so on I would wife in a HEARTBEAT.

Why do brats like to do this.

>>48816200
fuck off fr*g

>>48816116
>Not waaaaaarm because reptile
>Close enough to undead

>>48816207
What? No.
Have you had Louisiana cooking? That shit is AWESOME. Also, I just like wurms in general. They're big, and cute, and nice.

>>48816202
divergent hunting strategies

>>48816120
>Dreamhoss is dropped in as a mid-season but tries to stay in the harem mob
>is actually a hidden spice-up for TeamBlack
>Tanuki schedules late-night extra episodes
>now HossAnon is unknowingly broadcasting his wetdreams of both 'win' scenarios - all the various mamonos, and both end-options
>harem contestants are also getting Hossdreams that they are going to win scenarios
>ratings and midnight viewer schlicking mana off the charts
>Tanuki schlicking in her office on a carpet of MGCbuxx

>>48816212
Wurmy can find an underground hot spring to get warm, she'd be happy to let her friends use it too.

Enough about wurmy. I want to know about wurmX and wurmZ

>>48816202
I would be powerless to resist a loli brat mamono doing this to me

>>48816256
Your clearance level is nowhere near high enough to learn about wurmX, nevermind wurmZ

>>48816256
>wurmZ
She has spiky blonde hair and does a lot of screaming.

If KC is so great why is there no KC2?

>>48816282
I'd want to be invited to a Sabbath.
Though I'd prefer a baphomet wife I'd be okay with any other loli too.

>>48816202
I'm sure that young lady only stumbled and fell forwards by mere coincidence. Surelly she did not meant to sexually harass anon.

>>48816270
>Your clearance level is nowhere near high enough
dont be like that, just give me a little peek i wont tell

>>48816072
I love mesugakis.

>>48816270
Can't I at least see wurmQ?

>>48816295
O RLY?

>>48816381
I feel like that loli is in fact much older than she looks.
I'd still fall for her though.

witchdocotr wurm
she asks the undead to rise so nicely they just get up from their graves and are very well mannered
She is very nice but creepy looking

>>48816417
Nice, but creepy looking is 1000% what I want. Also being gently squeezed by beeeg mamono.
Also, beignets.

>>48816425
now should she be a nervous wreck or quiet and seeming brooding but shes not thinking

>>48816434
Oooooh, insanely tough question. My heart says the latter, though. Just a chill lady with some Resting Brood Face.

This wurm is kinda scary looking, but cute.

Just need to put a gumbo pot in front of her and we're golden!

>"Died and gone to Hell, huh?"
>"I just know you hate it here <3"
>"Most mortals do..."
>"But maybe make your eternity a little less hellish <3"
>"So what do you say, can I claim your soul?"

>>48816480
it's shit

Miss Hellwan has only WAN purpose.

>>48816488
I don't know. I kinda like the lava in fur and on body effect.

>>48816492
Silly anon, that's not where you cook hot dogs on a hot dog. They go in her ______. And after 10 minutes you put them in ________ for some seasoning. Meanwhile you toast the buns on her abs.

>>48816500
Ugh, no. Flames give 'em a good char and now I want hot dogs cooked over an open flame. DAMN YOU, WINTER!

Hellhounds are not naturally black skinned. They actually have a very pale, light gray skin color. It's just they get a bit darker after a lava bath. And after some time, they start to go light gray again until they've had their next bath.
So in other words, the more pale your hellhound is the dirtier she is.

>>48816516
>He doesn't grill in the dead of winter
Snow and low temperatures have never stopped me. Hell just a couple weeks ago when it -10F (-23C for you communists), I was out there grilling.

>>48816528
I'll love my heckpupper no matter how much she is stinkmaxxing.

>>48816516
>Winter stops him from grilling
Weak. No sally awaits you in Grilhalla.

>>48816532
I don't! It's cold! I need a nice, safe hellwan to cook hotdogs on! Or, and hear me out: breakfast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ogVT5mpg6c

More variety needed.

Is goat milk good?

Doggos have taken over koturday

>>48816592
it's a little tangy

>>48814816
>9 months later
>Boy pops out
Dragon-0
Me-1

>>48816586
>bitches about lack of variety
>posts the most generic and basic kemonomimi girls
literal brain damage

>>48816606
every action he takes he undermines himself
he's very consistent

EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

>>48816660
The guy with the gold has his priorities right.

Gonna wear armor 24/7 so the manticores can't spine me

remember the good times

>>48816701
No(i wwas never there to begin with)

>>48816692
-your class have changed to dragonbait!-

>>48816701
spider and the fly kind of shit

>>48816692
>Slides a spine between the gaps of your armor
>Watches as you crumple to the floor
>Takes her smelly panties off and shoves them in your helmet
>And a few extra spines and a tuft of her mofu
>Gets a book and reads it for an hour while you cook in your own metal prison

>>48816692
>not just wearing armor for the looks and to get hot crab ladies red and boiled looking at ur oversized left side of ur jousting armor
ngmi

we need more gremlins

>>48816692
>lvl 1 slime slips inside
>"feeling comfy in here?~~"

>>48816731
Gremsex

>>48816731
Start making some then.

>>48816731
We need more Monster musume.

>>48816731
i miss nav's old style
now everything is just lolis with freakishly big tits

>>48816692
>ya know what that [conductive] tag means, right big boy~?

>>48816731
why does she need such a big wrench?

>"I do not breathe farts, human, I breathe a mixture of corrosive gases. Stop calling me fartbreath."

>>48816793
sure brapmouth
now let me get pass ya to go to oldwurmburg

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bruh

>>48816790
To fix you(You are a big mistake)

>>48815727
i voted for bees
i should've voted strategically for anubis because they're pretty much the same but less sweet and more dog

>>48816885
goofy ahh cat.

i want to convince her to wear her old clothes

>>48816885
If I had to rate this cat, I would rate it over teh 9000!!!111!

>>48816849
Thanks

>>48816759
It's okay, I have a grounding rod. Those weasels cannot do anything to me!

>I can see my house from here
>It's gonna be OUR house now

>>48816849
dem jubs
also that basilisk is interesting

>>48816949

>>48816946
>grounding rod
kek

I hate to say it, but she might be winning this election. Say goodbye to your dream of sweet homely maids.

>Go up to dragon
>Ask if she has any wurm cousins
>Gets mad
What did I do wrong? I thought monsters love helping a sister out

>>48816974
I hope she bans bald pussies

>>48816974
>>48816993
! !

>>48816849
Rare boggleboe spotted.

>>48816984
>I thought monsters love helping a sister out
She'll help you alright
By throwing you into the Wurm Pit

>>48816999
Literally another human.

>>48816984
> this is like the 40th time this happened
> like we are going onto to the cousins sisters and their cousins

>>48817009
some kind of land selkie

>>48816849
Them's some big lava golems.

What is this expression trying to convey?

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>48817064
i'm not good at reading snakes

>>48817064
Imminent danger of being sent to the shadow realm

>>48816692
>>48816719
w-why are there so many?!?

>>48817064
amusement as anon goes on a rant about how monarchy is wrong and pharaoh should switch to democracy

>>48816984
>ask a wurm out
>she refers u to her neet haughty dragon cousin who lives in the city
>shes a noble
>ur dirty serf that wanted to ask out a wurm girl but she was already seeing someone
>U put on ur best rags, have a nice snapdragon bouquet in hand
> U appear in front of the gates, shaking a bit since this is ur first time in the big city od dragonia

>>48817092
>"on your knees, commoner"
>anon drops to his knees and starts frantically eating her out before she can react
>"w-wait that's n-not what I meant, aaaaah~"

>be ferryman
>scorpion girl asks me to help her cross the river
>refuse her because she will sting me
>she promises she won't sting me
>...
>reluctantly agree to ferry her across the river
>she fucking stings me halfway across
>angrily tell her she lied to me
>she says it was in her nature

Never trust scorpions.

>>48817161
>not wearing armor
its ur fault

what would happen if a dragon gives birth twins but one is a wurm and the other is a normal dragon

>>48817189
Cat, meet basket.

go shog yourself.

>>48817218
but they don't sell any shogloaf around here

>>48817218
Instructions unclear, shagging a shog.

>>48817218
getting mogged by shog

>>48817227
you need to ask the shogkeeper to look for it in the back.

>>48817090
many whelps, handle it
and if you can't handle it? that's a fifty DKP minus

>Succubus driving the fuck-u-bus
I'm sorry.

wurm and dragon twin

>>48817218
ok

>tfw ywn be the oversized and retarded henchman of some lolibaba monster girl like a lich, wight, dark mage, or a malef

>>48817337
Or baketanuki.

>>48816974
Nothing about Anubis's plans rules out sweet homely maids! The only things she's going to take on are:
>Traffic congestion
>Lack of housing
>Lack of classical architectural elements in major city attractions
Pretty sure the last one is just pyramids, but she's being a lot more circumspect about it than you'd expect.

>>48816604
That boy still has dragon blood running through his veins.

Seventh wurm of a seventh wurm

>>48817385
Yes and now he has a choice to make. Does he bring honor to his human family by slaying dragons to save humanity?
Or does he bring honor to his dragon heritage by slaying dragons to prove he is the strongest?

>>48816904
Sometimes, wearing more is less.

So where were the spiders?
While the flies tried to drain my balls.

>>48817218

>>48816275
WURMY
WURMY
ROCKS FOR WURMY
WURMY ROCK Z

>>48817429
Probably drinking 40s and laughing as a bunch of Beels try to drain the air out of all Anon's basketballs.

>>48817447
What you're seeing now is my normal state
>Wurm grins, her scales lighting up in gold
This is a super wurm, and this
>BOOM
this is what is known as a super wurm that has ascended past a super wurm - you can just call this a super wurm 2

>>48817492
We're rich

>>48817470
Cute; would a wurm who can go super worm.

>german buff cheshire wants you to be her muskelkater.

>>48817483
Do a loli.

>>48817483
>>48817507
Nah, just stop making stuff to post here out of AI Slop. Unironically, your prompts to whatever AI you're using are closer to the kind of content I want than this. AI art lacks SOVL. But you can still have it, Anon. Post from your heart. Not your AI.

>>48817470
its would actually go like this
>This is a super wurm
>This is a superduper wurm
>There's little zappy zaps see?
>And this is to go even further beyond
>AHHHHHHHHH
>This is a superdetuper wurm

>>48817525
Every tier of that better make her EVEN CUTER.

>>48817483
Night Gaunts are good girls. I would gladly be her wings.

Warm girls.

>>48817532
What DOESN'T make a wurm cuter? She could use a rock as a hair tie and it would still make her cuter.

>>48817563
A runny nose

>>48817600
thats adorable

>>48817600
the rockpox...

You've been tasked with giving a bath to your hellpup daughteru. How do you complete this task without getting clawed?

>>48817633
Promise her a trip to the park if she behaves

>>48817633
get some help from her big sister, of course.

>>48813139
Maid Party is sending canvassers door to door for more votes, it's snowy and cold so yeti maids are making the rounds

Any new monster girl stuff come out?

>>48817639
Imagine making babies with your Hellwan onee-san

>>48813139
Demon party not running??

>>48817774
Due to a typo, the Lemon Party got registered to run, and that did NOT go well on internet searches.

>>48817792
Alright senior citizen cheshire back to bed.

Covid-19?
More like CORvid-19. 19 of these buggers swarming on your location from all sides!

>>48817804
Sadly, no. But I would be SO into having a senior citizen cheshire to make these jokes with.

>>48817792
This is a rigged election! The city will be hearing from the demon party's lawyers! Their many, many lawyers!