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Miss Whitehorn is here to keep you warm.

So instead of talking about this retarded, meaningless drama, we could be discussing whitehorns and their impeccable fashion sense.

There's 2' of snow outside. It's freezing. It's dark. And there's a whitehorn on your doorstep asking you if she can come in and stay the night until the store blows over. She gives you pleading eyes.

Do you accept or not?
Deer can rape.

>>44881395
I'm voting for the fashionable deer

>>42266618
Whitehorn

You will kiss the deer.
You will brush her fur.
You will hold her hands.
You will be happy.

Eat Miss Whitehorn's cookies.

She baked them herself and with her own milk that they say has a hint of maple flavor to it.

>>41875546
Fuck the deer, anon.

>>40665102
Deer are pretty cool and fashionable!

>>40665104
Harems should only be for those men who could love them all equally.

I would never be able to love them all equally. I'd end up with a favorite, and that wouldn't be fair to the others. So one wife it is for me. She'll get 100% of my love and devotion.

>Master the art of edging
>Never lose to monster girls unless you want to
Why haven't you been perfecting the art of edging, anon?

Do NOT attempt on HIGH LEVEL monster girls unless you've learned defensive magics.

>>37606180
It will warm you up.

>>37537265
is a deer ok

>>37294686
Druella will hear of this, anon.

>>36958347
>another girl in December
There's no reason that it's going to be season appropriate, but a new snowy girl would be nice.

>>36452174
I want to be forcefully employed as the reindeer milk farm's manager and sole employee

>>35286364
I still wish KC would say whether it's possible for a Bicorn to give birth to a Unicorn.
>>35286189
>>35286289
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>>35286374
I'm not sure if that was said at any point, but i believe (could be just headcanon) that Unicorns can instinctively tell the difference between a nice virgin boy who wants a wife that he will forever be faithful to and a potential manwhore who's a virgin only because he didn't have an opportunity to score before. If a Unicorn goes for the latter regardless, that's on her.
>>35286527
You're goddamn right.

>>31231324
Obviously

>>25765040
Based

I have this headcanon about pregnancy in centaur-types. You know that "which way would a centaur get pregnant?" pic, it only makes sense that she carries the baby in the horse belly regardless which pussy you fucked, since it will be size of a foal when it's born. I think that once DL wins and monsters can give birth to Incubi, the Centaur girls will still come from the horse belly, but Incubi boys will be carried in the mother's human belly, in both cases regardless of which hole the father came in. As soon as pregnancy is visible, the parents will know if they will get a boy or a girl.

>>25001743
>it seems they would be just fine even in an almost half-naked state, but because their body will naturally flush more intensely in response to the cold, they wear thick clothes out of concern to prevent this so that they won't assault men.

Oh well, I guess the coat most come off than...