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>>45555750

THERE IS LOVE
BURNING TO FIND YOU
WILL YOU
FIGHT WITH ME?

>>45194852
Star Soldier Salamander!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i_vLePTvFM
>massive alien fleet has descended upon the world
>our defences are overrun
>only hope now rests with one warrior and her H-ART fighter
>she will have to push back the alien force and strike at the heart of their fleet
>and confront the darkness within
May Victory be Yours!
any similarities to Mamono Magi season 2 is completely coincidental

>>44100437
No, you're getting a sword to the face

You think Salamanders give good quests?

Post Salamanders and ignore the homosexuals who don't belong.

>>43561129
Well at least I wouldn't have to worry about her afterwards. It's not like a sneak attack counts as beating her in a fight, right?
right?

>challenge salamander to a fight
>she refuses because you are too weak
>call her a cocktarice and make clucking noises at her
>get instalossed by her

Okay, Anon. You declared that you will marry the strongest girl and mamono organized a tournament to determine who shall be the bride.
The last two standing are:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Who shall win? Or will you take them both?

Okay, Anon. You declared that you will marry the strongest girl and mamono organized a tournament organized to determine who shall be the bride.
The last two standing are:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Who shall win? Or will you take them both?

>Anon puts all his points into pyromancy spells
>First random encounter out of town is a salamander
RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEIRbsGDyR8

>I've seen cockatrices with more guts than you

Hoe would salamander react if you went Wimp Lo on her?
>I am cumming, making me the victor!

>>38184053
>wooing a salamander by rubbing and licking her abs

>>37397733
You want to headbutt your attacker in desperation, as your final act before going down? That type of desperate fight?

>>37326530
At least your bed is always warm and comfy at night.

Blowjobs from salamanders must be great. They're fire elemental girls, so their bodies will be abnormally warm compared to a human. That in turn means their mouths would be much warmer (tongue, cheeks, spit, and breath) and pleasing to the penis. Same is likely true of their vaginas and anuses.

>paladin puts all his remaining power into one final attack against salamander
>there is no way she could survive that
>he falls to his knees from exhaustion and relief
>the dust clears and she is still standing there
>she is giving him a creepy smirk
>"You just made me cum." she says

>>36649562
Being defeated and not getting knocked up.

>>34767689
>>34767725
Salamander tails come pre-grilled. It's ready for eatin' as soon as it comes off

>>34593174
But what else am I supposed to burn? Fire is very fun!

How to obtain salamander wife without any effort?
How to keep salamander wife by doing nothing?

>>34263099
>Walking down the sidewalk
>"FIGHT ME" from the other side of the road
>Getting out of your car at work
>"FIGHT ME" as she crawls out of a nearby trunk
>Going to your fridge for a midnight snack
>"FIGHT ME" right as you open the door
>Entering the bathroom, lock the door behind you, triple check the closet and behind teh shower curtain
>"I SAID FIGHT ME" She was hiding inside the toilet somehow
They can be very determined