/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42479346
Their animal parts are actually attached to them physically. A Selkie's seal costume is just that, a costume. I'm here to fuck monster girls not girls that are sometimes monsters.

>>42479366
can I lick them to that end?

>>42479373
Yup, i want to have a little fluffy white ball jumping around as a daughter with a selkie. The costume thing made from.hunted demon beast is lame.

If I were in MGE, I’d desperately beg to become an incubus right away. Wife or no wife. Just make it happen asap. I don’t know if it’s diabetes, OAB, or an enlarged prostate, but if I never have to pee again, I’m happy.

>>42479399
I would also volunteer for incubization right away, so that my wife has more fun with me when I find her.

>>42479373
the possibility of them manipulating other furs could be cool

>>42479403
Oh no! Eye contact with the scary bat cat!

>>42479429
>dum batcat
>scary

Here's my plan:
>find submissive Gremlin
>pick her up
>kiss her

>>42479429
I bet she can't even fly with those fat tits and tails

>>42479420
R u sure?

>>42479366
plant and animal monsters. most anons would be druids instead of wizards.

>>42479440
I still have yet to see even a slim Manticore fly.

>>42479445
most anons fate is becoming Tom the nekomancer

>>42479446
They can, they just haven't figured it out yet.

>>42479399
>>42479403
I just want the specialness of a waifu(s) turning me into one.

>>42479464
would you even notice?

>>42479366
Always trust foxes.

>>42479470
when pants stop fitting me, because my dick is too large - that's when I know

For me it's brown cunny

>>42479500
These foxes are not obeying the dress code.

>>42479524
for me? it's crown bunny

>>42479534
where the crown tho
i want a regal rabbit

>>42479390
this is the kind of thing that starts very long, very stupid twitter fights in MGE-world

>>42479550
observe these ears, don't they look regal?

>>42479551
What would social media even be like a monstergirl world? I'm assuming it's like 50% nudes and 50% monster girls making long threads about how male consent is a myth

>>42479564
since no one needs to seek affirmation online, because people have happy life and loving people around them - they serve as a platform to get in touch with old friends only

>>42479550

>>42478909
me
>>42479365
if i ever finish writing it yeah

>>42479597
The holy hand grenade?

>that one hellhound that loves romcom and moe and wants to be a delicate flower who falls in love
>her nature takes over more often than she realizes
>doesn't acknowledge that and continues to live in her own romcom fantasy with (You), despite those sudden outburtst of her predatory nature

Never leave home without proper defenses

>>42479190
true. i am pro making cringy shitfic out of it though

>>42479619
Is she trying to reenact her favorite romance vn? Doesn't she know the kiss scene happens at the end of the route not when asking the guy out?

legality of mace in a post DotR society?

>>42479633
Classification moved from "self-defense" to "Adult toys" since it serves as pretty good foreplay for some of the more rapey girls

>>42479627
she molested and kissed (You) plenty of times already when the WAN took over
but joshi that's mostly in control chooses not to remember this and pretends you both are still yet to share your first kissu

>>42479625
Edgelord AND lowercase nigger? You do deserve sympathy alright.

>>42479625
If i wasn't a lazy bastard i could give you some

>>42479659
i do try
>>42479661
c'mon anon, do your part. put a little more misery in the world

>>42479659
'lowercase nigger' is a thing?

Bogey

>>42479668
I will maybe try this weekend. Too drunk for tonight. It's sleepy time.

>>42479734
It's 5 PM you lazy euro! Stay up! Post about trolls!

>>42479470
I think so, you’d stop feeling any sort of bodily discomfort and the like as you change, you would feel better if anything both physically and mentally.

>>42479820
No, it's past 11 pm. Trolls are cute and she should be in my bed with me to generate some heat.

>>42479610
Is this ongoing or one shot in progress? If it's available to read, give link nao. Otherwise, you have a potential reader who wants you to get back to work.

>>42479619
I want to provoke hellhound nature by scritching her ears and calling her over when I'm within face licking distance

>>42479857
yes sir o7 i'll be back in the literature mines before midnight

>>42479820
She seems like a very nice lady.

>>42479732
why do you keep posting a dogshit quality still from a gif?

I blame Lamiae for my bondage fetish. Also spiders. Also kraken...

This is what peak fertility looks like.

>>42479399
Where does it say that incubi never have to pee?

>How do you do, fellow kids?

>>42480128
And how will you mark your territory if not?

>>42479500
>nude beach
aw hell no
im doing a 180 and leaving

>>42480178
>turn around
>It's just more beach
Another poor soul ensnared in the fox's trickery

how i wish for a wife that can cook good food but all humans can make is slop

>>42480188
im just going to sit past the sign and let them swim

Could you escape the fox city of eternal night an unmarried man?
Probably not but they keep seeing if anyone can since it's the highest rated show in the fox city of eternal night.

Do you have the willpower to resist the Pharaoh's god voice anon?

>>42480274
No.

phocks

>>42480273
I'm gonna speedrun 100% of boobies touched in the fox sauna

>>42480289
But you have to, so you can save the Human Girl Princess and save the kingdom from monsters!

>>42480304
secks

>>42480266
Anon, if you do not comply with the dress code the enforcer foxes will have to get involved.

>>42480265
your wife loves to cook and bake. she likes to show off her goods on social media and you happen to be in almost every photo.

>>42480273
i'd just fall asleep, daw somethign workout then eat something canned h2pnaor some mres

>>42480304
Someone shot a needle through her ear!

>>42480128
[spoiler[Well I'm at the least assuming it will cure whatever is ailing my bladder. A monstergirl would have to stop her rape attempt so I can I take three separate trips to the bathroom over the course of ten minutes because my bladder insists I have to pee.[/spoiler]

>>42480273
dunno, imma just going to hit a log in a hil until my hands gives up. outrun a train and keeping running

>>42480274
It might be near-impossible to resist, but you have to hear her voice for it to work. Just put in really good earplugs.

>>42480398
It's for your own safety. Whatever you do, do NOT pull that pin and arm the fox.

>>42480304

>>42479966
bögey

>>42480464
hate these dumb dolls

I'm going to spread the hag heresy to the Sabbath and no one will stop me!

>>42479366
>The archives are all down

Should we be worried?

>>42480626
Hoping to hear from Wikifag soon.

Mamono cops can hogtie and straitjacket me all they want, they don’t know shit, I know for a FACT that there’s ninja succubi stalking me and whispering “jerk off faggot lol” to me at night

>>42480626
there must just be a outage or something, another site i use something not MGE related is down as well

>>42480661
you just need to draw her out
try jerking off to ninja porn

>>42480666
That's what I thought but the Mega being gone as well has me concerned.

>>42480661
jerk her off

>>42480676
Cute hopper

>>42480690
Breeding thighs.

>>42480697
You wouldn't breed a loli, would you?

Which monster would bully me the most for intentionally walking into this attack? Asking for a friend.

CHUBBY MONSTERS UOOOOOOH

>>42480753
the softer the better

>>42480464
based bogey boaster

>>42480729
I like the 'invitation to attack' technique slightly more.
seeing a lim and being like "I can take her" is neat

>>42480773
oh fuck look at that bit of chub sticking out

Hey guys, Magus here. Less than a week left for submissions, so get writing if you want to enter. I haven't seen anything yet, so if you've submitted, make sure anubis.moe can scrape it.

In the meantime, I've added an extra segment to the Voso ending. Just some fluff for the wedding scene, featuring a bunch of characters from past arcs.

>>42480800
there was someone in the last thread that submitted

Foxes

>>42480839
how many pregnancies would it take to de-smug her?

>>42480857
9999.
good luck anon.
but once you get to that point she'll be smug for another reason

>>42480800
Fingers crossed that Anubis picks mine up without too much trouble. Aiming to have mine uploaded by this weekend. I'll just put you in the foreword, and hope that double counts as an entry.

You wouldn't fall for vulpine trickery, would you?

>>42480716
>You wouldn't breed a loli, would you?
Figuratively speaking, a lot

>>42480886
I am not very smart

Gonna slap an amazon's ass and ask her when dinner is going to be ready

>>42480826
Just went back and saw this, last thread lasted longer than I thought.

Blueberry butt

what're you supposed to do with the extra rope?

>>42480899
dinner is ALWAYS ready

>>42480981
show her how to tie cool knots, just like in boys scouts

>>42480895
I'm sick and tired of foxes abusing their mofu privileges, I want to find the most shy and meekest fox in the continent. I want her to not realize her own charm or the desirability of her fluff. I want her not to realize how much joy she can bring with it and ask in genuine doubt and insecurity if she is doing okay as you run your fingers all over her. I want her.

>>42480982
That was fast I didn't even see her in the kitchen. What'd she make me?

>>42481022
RAPE!

>>42481003
ironically you're better off with a older mofu, they'll doubt you want to pet their gray mofu when there is younger and fluffier mofus for you to pet

>>42480899
Your wife has no way of knowing how fast the chef is at the restaurant she took you to, you know.

>>42481030
That's silly you can't eat rape for dinner it's not food!

>>42480800
>the maranth talking about the tournament
lol reminds me
i dunno if you intended it at the time when you wrote the tournie, but even back then it read like anon wanted that v

How do I convince a griffon to quit her job guarding treasure and elope with me?

>>42481121
Easy solution: become the treasure she guards.

>>42481121
Be her treasure.

>>42480800
Nice, thanks Magus! Really rounded it all out.
I really liked Voso's family dynamic and the "family business". I hope you'll consider writing see a more traditional demon story in the future.

the average cat's fastest reaction time is 20 milliseconds faster than the average snake's fastest reaction timing.
If you were to pit a battle between a were-cat and a lamia, the were-cat has a slight advantage

Is the image gallery not working for anyone else?

>>42481121
Steal the treasure
She will now follow you to the ends of the earth.

>>42480895
Are you sure it's free? That seems like an awful lot of mofu to just be giving away.

>>42481201
Ah yes, it would seem that way, but careful observation will reveal it is actually a cleverly designed trap set up by a fox to catch a husbad,
Stay safe out there, Anon, and remember: no sex before marriage

>>42481153
It's not all about speed. Once a lamia gets a hold of something, it's usually gg.

>>42481214
Good thing I'm not a Husbad.

can some anon rank different mgs? im new and want a good idea of what is generally considered best.

>>42481161
It's down for some reason, hopefully just temporary.

>>42481192
>wind god girl starts playing

>>42481218
to an extent. a lot of birds and cats have pretty good matchups against snake though. much better at zoning.
poor noodles have it rough

>>42481201
Don't be shy anon, there's plenty more where that came from...

>tfw trapped in the mofu so long, you start sending Civil War style letters to your fox wife

Dead little girl erotic

https://twitter.com/bobobo_boi/status/1618234531626221568?s=20&t=A_EXGfcxdMh3hb8d64j-QQ
double draph standing paizuri

>>42481265
>Grab a fistful of tail
>Get yanked into the box
Mofu mimics are scary.

>>42481283
Very erotic

>>42481161
Imgbox galleries are fine. The webpage with the links is just down right now.

>>42481273
>message in a bottle drops out of a foxes tail
>it's written as if it was from 200 years ago
the lost soul wanders the mofu forests eternal.
maybe i should write a note and throw a bottle back in

>>42481342
Hey! That Gremlin's not supposed to be here!

>>42481349
>see fox eating a burger
>a hand suddenly shoots out of her mofu
>she giggles and puts some fries in the hand
>the hand slowly sinks back into the mofu
>start to have seconds thoughts about dating your fox neighbor

The true internal conflict is wanting to submit to a powerful hag knowing full well you would submit to nearly any hag.
Old kots, old foxes, I simply don't have the strength to resist them.

What monster would be most likely to make one of those shitty phonk edits of (You)

>>42481457
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>42479366
Good to know an Order-leaning nation and a demon realm have decided to make peace (or ceasefire) to stop unnecessary hostilities. No further crusades, no rampant monsterizations. DIPLOMACY WINS.

>>42479366

how to defeat cheshire?

>>42481626
did you try putting a pickle behind her?

>>42481626
Tell her you love her in a sad tone while hugging her tight and watch all the smug drain away instantly

Use good equipment

>>42481434
>go into MGE with the intent to marry a powerful old pre transformation kitsune that can command the elements with nothing but a single thought
>instead get a sweet old fox that has just enough magic to bake the best sweets you've ever had.

>>42481672
What does she put in those sweets...

>>42481457
gazers have too much free time they probably would

>>42481626
Danuki shops sell demonic catnip. Each use is guaranteed to pacify one catgirl. She'll be really clingy afterwards though.

>>42474555
i liked it.
the pace from working together to love confession felt a little rushed to my sensibilities but if my main complaint is i wanted more you did pretty good.
as a sidenote the long term dynamic of a married couple serving a married couple feels weird but that could easily be a me problem.
would certainly read your next story

>>42481632
Cute

>>42481503
Are Order nations still Order nations if they tolerate and make treaties with Demon Realms?

>>42481693
love.

>>42481141
I actually have plans for a post-wife life that continues on the main story that Involves something like that

>>42481756
Then I have no choice but to put some buns in her oven

>>42481765
>anon tells old fox he is gonna put buns in her oven
>she blushes but nods
>turns around and starts undressing
>turn back to see anon putting cinnamon buns into her kitchen oven
heh, tricking old foxes is too easy

>>42481365
She's completely fine, she's just not supposed to go past that door.

Ever since the world modernized, foxes have had to adapt to the new environment
It is saddening to see the focus shift almost entirely onto their tails instead of their significant magical prowess, but it's understandable since you probably aren't going to follow that glowing blue orb into Rape Alley.
I'm sad foxfire and other fox magic shenanigans are mostly ignored in favor of constant mofuposting

>>42481765
sorry i heard something about making buns

>>42481764
Sweet, man. His little mission in the Voso ending was top-tier. Can't wait to see more.
Now that I think of it, I don't recall another story with anything like it.

>>42481787
I can't bake to save my life anon.
And soon she won't be able to bake anymore either with her belly in the way

>>42481626
hug her tight, then when she isn't suspecting it, pull out a big dildo and push it up her kitty butthole and she'll be stunned
that's when you let go of her and run away while she's got a dildo lodged up her rectum

>>42481874
>"golly anon, i didnt know you liked dildos that big in your mouth!"
cheshire teleportation: 1
anon: 0

>>42481283
>>42481301
Undead loli anal

>>42479366

>>42481626
not reacting at all and taking a potion that only makes you visible and your presence known only to her but unable to be touched by her, making her believe that you doesnt exist and you are just part of her lonely mind

With Alice, the monster is inside (since she's a weirdo and a creep)

>>42481927
ah god fucking damnit anon you made her depressed.
now ms flayer has to fix her and the DL is pissed. what do you have to say for yourself?

>>42479366
Is the links temporarily or permanent?

>>42481954
>it was just a prank bro

>>42481121
apply mouth directly to nipple

>>42481979
well, they're intended to be "permanent". some kind of outage has hit a bunch of different sites, today- idk when to expect these to be back.

>>42481954
i'll react to her now, and prank her while shes in the comfy room and say how ya doing

>>42479366

What method of seduction would you be utterly powerless to resist?
For me, it’d probably be that Wild Pheromone thing from the grimoire, I don’t think I could resist that

>>42482071
that plus old woman flirting

>>42482071
https://youtu.be/wdfHTQMxOo0

>>42482071
most of them provided i could successfully identify it as flirting

>>42482071
the usual succ seduction

>>42482071
I'd be a sucker for puppy dog eyes and her asking to be my wife. If I said no and she started crying, I'd instantly cave and pamper her until she stops. I don't like seeing monsters sad.

When will they make phones big enough for monsters with bigger hands to actually use?

>When you reach a high enough rank in a kingdom that they make you a diplomat.
>You are then sent to be a diplomat to a neighboring monster kingdom.
Something tells me the promise of a 'reward fitting my labors' really means they're just marrying me off as some part of deal.

>>42482190
jokes on them, I'm married to my job

>>42482103
This dragon is made for mating pressing.

>>42482071
Tall hag monster at a bar wearing a dress with a lot of cleavage putting her arm around me as she offers to buy me a drink, and then subsequently calling me "hon" or "boya~" in between sips.

>>42481626
headpats

>>42482237
I too love going to Hag Nights at bars

>>42482278
you mean every night?

>>42482278
the best way to pick one up is just to go in, find the one you want, pay her tab and grab her

>>42482071
The classic kabedon or any other manner of assertive moves

Tired of being stalked by fluffy-tailed rapists? Just call Annie's Professional Fox Removal Surface!

>>42482300
haha thats crazy, no one would drink every night right?

>>42482332
they're high traffic hunting grounds

>>42482213
All dragons are made for mating pressing.

>>42482278
who gets cheap drinks, the hags or the guys?

>>42482351
Yeah but that dragon previously posted is specifically weak to mating presses!

>>42482278
luv kots

>>42482278
big fat cat ass would absolutely destroy me

>>42482071
Classic demon stuff.

>>42482278
I'd start to feel bad about my hag regulars if I ran a bar. A shame I can't help them

>>42482387
kots luv you too

>>42481818
Got to be the change you want to see. Foxes might have the perfect set of trickster powers, but it takes more effort to represent one as such, or that of a local guardian or country-ruining calamity, than it is the cute wife with unreasonably fluffy tails.

>>42479366
Having to follow rules and caveats with your lovely fox partner. But the moment you and her are in the bedroom? No rules!

>>42482422
You have to go back, /gig/ger.

it might be the year of the bun, but be careful, there are evil buns out there

>>42482411
ah but you would get to play matchmaker with your regulars
>shy guy that talks about how tedious it is just to live and a hag that wants nothing more than to pamper a guy
>baker that runs a shop and a fox that wants someone to cook with
>powerful ancient kitsune thats bored and a up and coming mage that needs a tutor.
if you do good enough you might even get the attention of eros herself!

>>42482360
guys
its called hag night cause hags swarm the bars to pick up drunk guys

>>42482476
that's a really cute idea

>>42482487
>leyline womb tattoo
That's it this cat is getting bred if it's the last thing I do

>>42482504
>falling for kot tricks
Well, can't blame you

>>42482543
If that's what they call a trick then I'm glad to be tricked!

if hellhound was a vocaloid what would she sound like?

>>42482566
shit.
fuck vocaloids

>>42481232
Hellhound, baphomet, Cheshire, manticore, and I think gazer?
The bottom of the popularity pile is sith, alp, matango. There are lots of other unpopular girls but they aren't really hated, just ignored and it's worth remembering that Alps are the least popular by a mile because they only hold the niche of imagining yourself as a woman.
Everything aside from these is mostly glossed over but I might have missed a few. There are just too many girls for the thread to have interest in all of them but dedicated fans exist like the gazer guy

>>42482570
why dont you think about ms. bogey hugging you and maybe you'll calm down

>>42482572
alps are hot in a i-want-to-fuck-them way. don't think they're as unpopular as you're making them out to be

>>42482573
I HATE ms bogey!

>>42482559
wonder whats going on in there

>>42482583
i think they either need to make 307 kittens or they've made 307 kittens so far

>>42482583
Just some wholesome kot hag bonding, anon!

>>42482580
ms bogey knows that you're just feeling a little upset, and you both know that you don't mean it. let it out, it's okay.

>>42482583
A special one on one magic show

>>42480886
the full pic is amazing. God tier kitsune booba

Will Ms. Krampus bring me a winegote if i'm good this year?

>>42481919
>nails that long
I'm going to have to feed and bathe her myself with those talons.

>>42482580
then you get ms bogie

>>42482593
Big fat cat

>>42482625
Gotta hit the gym first

>>42482668
now that is a Cat with a capital C

>>42482662
I hate clowns!

>>42482662
I bet she rubs them together, then gives people static shocks.

>>42482681
What da cat doin'?

>>42482668
Full of aether.

Too much fructose will give a Fruit Bat a big belly.

>>42482700
Aether is stored in the breasts

>Enter ramen shop with fox
>Wait a second, this isn't a ramen shop, this is her house!
>This isn't the counter, this is her kitchen!
>This isn't ramen, this is.... okay wait no, that's actually ramen, homemade too.
Fact: More than four hundred Anons are tricked by foxes every day
Fact: Fox population is exploding and there are more foxes than ever on the prowl
Fact: It CAN happen to you
Stay vigilant, stay safe, carry a protective charm that dispels illusions at all times.
>Message brought to you by the Center for Fox Control (CFC)

>>42482693
probably cat stuff

>>42482716
Damn cats

Can't trust em

Magic cats especially

>>42482693
It would appear that she is planning on giving that shota the time of his life.

>>42482668
if it cat looked like this and approached, i'm telling her not to rape me because this is provoking me and i might let her breed me

>>42482713
Fox tricks are easy to avoid once you learn to be on guard for them. It's the vampire tricks you have to watch out for.

>>42482728
Nah man. Totally innocent

>>42482711
then she must be strong, those are some large...sources of aether

>>42482693
grooming a little boy.

>>42482071
Power word "boya~"

>>42482750
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/54lees.jpg
And I don't care what she looks like ingame. Alternate_breast_size is the best tag

>>42482758
Totally innocent. Get your mind out of the gutter

>>42482668
now where can i find these cats?

>>42482765
I don't know, I only have pictures of them in the wild

>>42482713
Good thing I live in America where there are no crafty inari!

>>42482763
>Get your mind out of the gutter
there's no reason for a cat to look sex'd up around children, especially young boys

>>42482763
Hey, anon. Magic is a strong thing so just because she doesn't have em in-game doesn't mean she can't ever have em!

>>42482782
it's a cat thing. you wouldn't understand

>>42482777
just go fishing and get a cart to sell in the market

>>42479572
I like to think it's a mix of the idealized wild west era of the internet before things like censorship, smartphones, or mass social media but also with modern aspects but monsterized. Like being stalked and courted for years because you posted one image on monbook that happened to catch the eye of a lonely apophis browsing the internet

>>42482789
if I was a young boy with a cat woman that looks like >>42482777, we're fucking. She'd love to. *This* is a cat thing, you wouldn't understand.

>>42482777
how to lure them into the house? maybe some tuba?

>>42482802
You just gotta be a giga-chad

>>42482802
pretty easy, grilling some fish

aisha clanclan

>>42482781
watch out for those wily coyotegirls

>>42482809
can i practice with smaller kots? need to level up my chad skills from 0

>>42482758
kot hag masturbating furiously while her sweet little shota takes a nap on her chest!

>>42482838
She's a queen. I want her, alongside Felicia from Darkstalkers!

>>42482758
>think she is gonna sex the shota
>she actually is grooming him by licking his hair tidy
>while heavily breathing of course

We need another Cat Kingdom where all girls are dark-skin, middle-aged cat women and all men are automatically turned into shotas when they enter the kingdom.

>>42482781
>he doesnt know
american foxes just hide their tails and/or disguise as another kind of monster.
you should be fine, the fox's lack of self restraint means that most american foxes are just fat due to the abundance of food. but they do like to disguise that as well
>go to bar with lilim friend for dinner
>normally you two sit at a booth but you suggest the front counter this time
>hear suspicious creaking when you two sit down
>"i-its nothing. i swear!"
>cowgirl bar maid slides you a dispel illusion scroll
>use it
>the truth is revealed, she's just a fat fox trying to trick a poor anon into having sex with her
>as she is trying to justify the disguise you can only think about how many more things make sense now.

>>42482884
>chubby american foxes
i'm gripping my mouse so hard the casing is starting to warp

>>42482884
>fat fox tries to stammer out excuses
>begin groping the chub
time to give this fox some rigorous exercise

>>42482884
marry her and make her pregnant and even fatter

>>42482947
>sexo with me? no way!

>>42482961
dumb fox can't tell me what to do

>>42482970
sexo with big fat pregnant fox wife...

This is the result of mamono mana going beyond the exosphere

>>42482979
large wife

>>42482970
Out-skilled.

I would be powerless against small loli monsters

>>42483033

>>42482884
imma fuck her harf and fast, she got the padding for a reason

What and how are malls like in MGC?

>>42483033
small loli monsters are powerless against me.
they are built for being pampered but i dont want to sex them.
they would be helplessly addicted to me but seethe that i wont just fuck them.

>>42483060
Non-Euclidean and empty. Courtesy of a Nightmare's dream-crafting at work while you sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D__6hwqjZAs

>>42483047

big lolis

>>42479564
>single monstergirls posting nudes and hitting on guys
>bicorns and smoke hobos hitting on single monstergirls
>exhibitionists showing their husbands off

If you're dating a Lich and she invites you over to your house, watch out for loud gong/bell noises, motorcycles, or Limp Bizkit played full blast.
That's her father and he wants to see what sort of badass is dating his precious princess.

>>42483090
>tfw the punk dating her princess is already fucking dead and she stole him from the morgue she was working at

>>42483090
>instead of going for some edgy badboy like a normal girl would do to "rebel" against her family, Lich Daughter goes for a goody two-shoes Paladin boy that treats her like a fair maiden

>>42483090
i wonder how would fathers of liches react if she raised her bf from the local morgue

>>42483075
The are adults

Just small

>Try to kys myself
>Before I die a fucking phoenix smashes through whatever is inbetween us in a fiery blaze
I guess phoenixes are kinda cool

remember anons, the universe is actively conspiring against you, you can't ignore your nice sheep coworker forever

>>42483139
I wouldn't last a week getting tempted by a sheep. That's why I lock my office door and buy all my linens from reputable sellers.

>>42483139
But sheep arent real

If there was a potion that let you switch bodies with your waifu for one day, would you try it?
Or would you let your curiosity go unanswered?

>>42483173
Fuck off.

>>42483139
there's not enough shearing material out there...

>>42483139
why would i ignore her? i would make out with her in the copy room all day

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42483173
Futa potion

>Getting snu-snued by a holst because you're so dense and/or socially awkward to the point you can't ask her out despite her numerous implicit and explicit hints she wants you

>>42483173
>>42483275
Keep it in the /trash/ like I’ve been doing with the monster transformation potions, that have some damn self control not everyone here wants to hear it.

>>42483173
>body swap potion
>when i could just cut to the chase and drink a potion of eternal mofu
in the end, all will be fluff and fluff will be all.

Let's talk about holsts instead

>>42483298
Mm yum potions

>>42483312
no talk about sheep

>>42483296
the cow is done asking. it's you who's getting touched now

>>42482765
It just happens.

>>42483312
I still got that one holst nun pic that I might make a green text about, since I feel like getting back into vanilla stuff again.

>>42483312
>>42483328
a chimera of farm animals
>holst horns & boobs
>sheep fluff
>p'orc (closest to a pig?) weight
>chicken wings & legs

>>42483338
how could you do this doctor anon, those poor innocent monsters only wanted love

>>42483330
I'd be happy with just one cow like that, but if you gave me two, three, or maybe even five, I'd be heaven.
Ideal height is same height as me to just a head shorter (not counting horns).

>>42483338
there's porc at the farm?

>>42483348
i didnt touch those monsters, i used a human female as the base and shoved mana from all four into her at once.

>>42483354
H'orcs have nightmares about ending up on a farm

>>42483338
>Holsts
Yes
>Sheeps
Maybe
>P'orcs
Good for stink and cleaning up the bodies of your victims. (I kid)
>Chickens
Nah

P'orcs are good as a single species harem, living how they're ancestors lived, in a stronghold, away from the prying eyes of the ratas.

>>42483090
mmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with him

>>42483296
That's going to be me. Thankfully I'm into aggressive more aggressive types so it won't take long

>>42483391
Maybe mino is more your style.

>>42483362
I bet it's the same shameful sexual fantasy as Hakus, seeing themselves - proud monsters turned into mere farm animals, no longer valued for their bravery and leadership/intelligence and knowledge but only by how much milk they can produce, while residing in the state of constant mindless bliss.
>>42483351
cows are social animals, display your first and keep your doors open and soon more will congregate around you

>>42483394
Interesting, but I don't want to take the chance of attracting in a tall cow or one that's too old.

I will make regular human women seethe by being in a happy marriage with a monster!

>>42483362
>sleeping peacefully with your wife
>she starts muttering in her sleep and it wakes you up
>"n-no. i dont... wanna be pork."
>idea, but you have to act fast
>go grab a slice of cake from the kitchen and put it on her nightstand
>get back in bed
>"s-stop it... im fit! i cant be gropeable... i dont wanna be pampered"
>she will awake in 3
>2
>1
>"im a warrior!" as she wakes up
>first thing she sees is the cake
>the following scream is loud enough to shatter glass and wake up anyone in a 10 mile radius, good thing you live in the middle of nowhere and have plastic windows.

>Go buy a mana marker from the local sabbath
>Baphomet reverse mating presses you the moment the marker is turned on

>>42483418
>get a mana marker from an eros church to get your true heart's desire
>it comes out as 6 different monster markers (monogamous)
>upon spotting it, your dark mage neighbor runs into her lab and fires up the chimaera equipment
your indecision has earned you a custom wife

>>42483434
>custom wife
hope she has built in wifi

>>42483393
Minos are definitely high up on the list of monsters I'd frustrate to crazy levels with density

>>42483458
throwing some scout automaton parts in the vat would probably work
chimaeracraft isn't an exact science

>>42483513
>"chimeracraft isn't an exact science"
>said the dark mage as she dove into the vat since she couldnt find a suitable body for the chimera other than her own.

>>42483413
she's gonna wake up all the piggies!

>>42483434
Eros church mana marks have a side effect of attracting pink haired girls of the desired species to you.

How to set off a P'Orc WAAAGH?

How do you know the difference between a regular Jubjub and an Eros cultists Jubjub?

>>42483666
Molest the subby high orc and and deny her horde sex

>>42483666
Squeeze the chieftain's belly fat.

>>42483670
tricky question, but the answer is quite simple - Eros Jubjub will be wearing the standard Issue MK<3 Beret

>>42483418
>>42483434
>Get mana marker
>Only ridiculously rare 1 in a million species
Will you get your lilim or phoenix?
What are some other very rare monsters?

>>42483709
The rarest of them all
Fox of comparable age

>>42483688
A trained combat veteran, and part of the famous "Lovebirds" unit.

>>42483718
Those don't exist, anon. Everyone knows foxes go directly from lolis to hags with nothing in between.

>>42483753
not if they have a relativity anchor!
childhood friend fox best fox.

>>42483709
batcat that's not a dork (pic unrel, that's definitely a dork)
>>42483718
that's a triple S rare instead
>>42483741
>78 mamono captors
>60 order boys
>52 monogamous marriages
>8 harems
mission accomplished
>>42483666
ask politely

>>42483768
Kaia is the biggest dork there is.

>>42483718
But I want a loli hag fox

>>42483709
>a monster of chaos, as in the abyssal gods sealed beneath the ocean and not just an abyssal monster
>dragon wight
>non-autistic anubis
>TES lore expert hakutaku

>>42483772
she is, but that's cute and adorkable

Can you choose what monster the mana marker is tuned to or is it entirely subconscious or mamono mana just knows what would suit you best?

>>42483822
>TES lore expert hakutaku
What about Bionicle lore expert Hakutaku?

>>42483838
Whichever you like. You'll like the results anyway.

>>42483822
>Accodentally open the drowned and dreaming city of R'lyeh
>Sleepy Cthulhu girl grabs you and goes back to sleep
Imagine becoming part of some old god mythos because you stumbled upon a sleeping god and got snatched to serve as a body pillow

>>42483827
Honestly probably the exact Manticore experience you'd get from the MGE one. Sure they both act smug and scary at first but the second they think you might be in real danger that mask is going fucking flying off.

>>42483838
I want the "Mystery Mana Marker" with no idea what's gonna get attracted.

>>42483850
>astral project into the outer realms too far
>wind up in a bedroom where a band is playing around a huge bed
>a dormouse is sleeping on it
>her blanket's falling off, so you tuck her back in
>she stirs a bit, and for a moment you feel yourself cease to exist
>the moment passes as she slips back into her usual deep slumber, but now with a small smile on her face
>go back to your mortal body where you belong
>from that day onward, the world seems to be just a bit nicer

>>42483855
I hope for nothing else. I have a saved game right before the mountain just so I can replay the romance once in a while.
If it was up to me I'd make a separate VN just for her, she's a benchmark for other flying mollies.

>>42480800
I don't think I'm going to make it.
But on the plus side this finally got me off of my ass and actually start writing something. I just need to keep this up now.

>>42483961
Ouch, sharp ears!

I am going to walk to the local sabbath headquarters and proclaim my love for older mature women!

I wish to do dirty, dirty things with a thicc, big titty choco wock. That is all.

>>42484229
shoveling coal?

>>42482841
Just paint a tunnel on a rock and go inside, she can't follow you there.

Can you play "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" on a cello?

>>42484431
no
but im sure someone can

I generally do NOT advise playing mana marker gacha

>>42484552
let fate guide you. She's a perfectly good wife.

>>42484552
What's the matter? Not feeling lucky?

>>42484552
Leanan Sidhe is cute and your fated wife.

>>42484552
Somehow the marker always points to the species of the current top single donor to the witch convent.

SEX.

>>42484552
>Local Cheshire who sold you the marker tampered with it
Uh-oh

>>42484559
Gobbos are adorable but I'm more into big fat hags
>>42484572
Knowing my luck it can only end in misery

I will NEVER join the Sabbath unless they can show me a Redcap with breasts AT LEAST the size of her head.