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What's the proper way to talk to tall monsters? I want to avoid this situation

>Well well well look who it is

>>43989289
You've got all the help you need

I let the dogs out

If you're cornered by a big scary monster, just shout that you need an adult and one will come and rescue you.

>>43294226
wolfs are too spicy for anon

>mamono bullies shove you into a locker without your clothes, covered in lipstick marks and with their panties stuffed in your mouth

>>43201482

>>43143579
Stop trying to get away then

>>43086932
Stop being so tsun

doge

>>43025117
There's no way I'd allow myself to be captured, especially by a stupid Hellhound!
Do you think it's working?

>>42881902
>"I-it's not like want to corner you or anything..."

>>42842670
Good thing monsters like that aren't my type at all, I sure wouldn't be following one around like a lost puppy the moment they showed any attention to me haha

Can't let you do that Star Anon!

>>42482071
The classic kabedon or any other manner of assertive moves

I cried wolf but the townsfolk won't believe me anymore

>>42406384
Getting cornered by big dogs is very appealing prospect

You're not going anywhere

>>42132291
Okay but I hope you like dogs

>>42002590
Sorry, anon, there's no choice in the matter but don't worry exposure therapy will do wonders.

>>41953161
sure, they can wait

>>41839921
I'm sure they make good soldiers on duty but someone really needs to call the MPs when they come out to the bars off duty. I can't walk five feet in one without this happening