/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45075627
Fluffy
Wings

>be window washer in MGC
>it's dangerous, sure
>but dangling precariously over 30 story buildings isn't the worst of it
>every floor we stop in a gaggle of monster OLs presses against the window to drool over us
>some make lewd remarks while others just press their breasts against the window near my crotch
>kikimora cleaning staff try to follow the crew home every time
>lost 2 coworkers to harpy marriage-from-above attacks this month
>I've stayed single so far only by the grace of my squeegee blade
>but I caught the eye of the griffon nesting atop 69 Druella Av. last week and I fear this might be it for me
please pour one out for a fallen wagie anons

>>43861106
>>43861117
Gimme da griffon champ

>>43135478
You take that back immediately.

>>42481121
Steal the treasure
She will now follow you to the ends of the earth.

>>42345342
>>42353975
Yes, we need more.

>>41961050
>open your door to head to work one day
>pic related is looming over you
>tells you she heard you like big girls
>get fired from your job due to absence a week later

>pov: your library book is overdue