/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42479436
>anon encounters a gremlin driving a giant war machine
>laughing maniacally, she says that he won't stand a chance once her super weapon is ready to fire
>in about 60 seconds
>while she's counting down, he just walks over and picks her up out of the driver's seat

>>42183320
Gremlins aren't very strong. I'll just wrestle her into submission and tie her up until the cops arrive.

>GREMTECH IS THE GREATEST TECHNOLOGY IN THE WORLD
>Never mind the fact that Anon can build anything she can, but better, using nothing but junkyard scrap, some duct tape, and an old car battery he fished out of the ocean
>Every time they are tested in direct competition, the super sleek scifi gremtech falls apart long before Anon's mad max style contraptions
How can grems ever recover?

why is she mad?

>>34446645
Are you sure you would want gremlins to make the motorcycles? Because if the grems made the motorcycles, at least 86% of it would be dedicated to molesting the rider

>>34342206
>"Sounds great but I'm horny now"
>get up and carry her off to bed
>she struggles but without her gadgets she isn't very strong
>you'll pay for it later but it'll be worth it

>>33616032
>oh look what handsome anons
>see them posting watch them cum
>how I HATE those lonely losers, how they make my stomach turn
>I’ve got a little machine that’ll really screw em’ now
>it’s a nasty kind of gadget, from a special kind of gal
I’m too lazy to do the rest of the song