/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

Licking feline MG's fur is definitely going to make her giddy.

>>22541532
She's going to ____ you back

>>22541545
Hello yes, can i get beeg cheshire paws on my dick, k thx

>>22541532
i'd do that to an ocelomeh

>>22541613
Hmm hmm hmm

>>22541643
I'd do it to a sleeping Jinko and deal with her reaction when she wakes up halfway through.

>>22541545
Fat fucking cat.

BIG FAT _AT TATS

>>22541512
Creampie the maids.

>10 minutes into ear rubs and chill
>whip out penis

>>22541754
Duh, that's what they're made of.

Is it wrong that my interest in monstergirls is almost entirely non-sexual? I only save cute images.

>>22541765
Did you fail penis inspection day?

>>22541759
Must be hard to pick up your shog when she falls over. Keeps slipping through your hands.

I love Hellhounds!

>>22541872
I want to give a huge hellhound a bunch of fertility boosters so she gets knocked up with an entire litter.

>>22541872
Why is she sitting on a lumpy pillow like that?

>>22541872
I love liches!

>>22541872
I love krakens!

Maybe it would get old after a while, but girlfriend that tries to feel you up whenever she has a chance sounds hot.

Got another comm of my Dark Mage wife, this time from Reddgeist. Bunnysuits are the best!

Stripping a Shog maid out of her dress and then fucking her naked body

>>22542051
her dress is her body!

>>22541669
KC needs to make another doujin

Also, Chesh is basically guaranteed a spot in the vidya.

>>22542076
Part of her body she can change, so she can show her bare torso, or even make it into a butler uniform if you're into that.

Remember: Your yeti waifu loves you.

>>22542127
Show her bare body without a dress. Then fuck her silly.

>>22542127
i want her to try imitating an alraune so i can step into the shog bud and fuck her silly

It's absolutely criminal that I don't have a facefull of succubus ass right now

>>22542192
cute bow

>>22542180
>Shoggoth imitating other species
What are other good picks? Kraken? Hellhound? Kejourou?

>>22542035
They really are

>>22542205
Lamia.

>bribing your shut in daughteru with a new video game so that she hangs out with that nice neighbor boy

>>22542035
Nice. Reddgeists stuff is always great.

>>22542151
Ayaya.

>>22541723
https://twitter.com/zliva_art/status/1203059115385335812

is it possible to evict a mimic from her chest and take over her pocket dimension?

>>22542252
Pretty sure it's just a room. Also, it probably collapses if you pull her out of the chest you monster

If your not mongamous you don't really love your waifu.

>>22542270
i must achieve maximum comfy, no matter the cost

>>22541761
Man I hate these normalfag memes

>>22542284
t. shirohebi

>>22542305
>"I saw how you stared at that cashier slut back there, Anon, don't even try to deny that you were undressing her with your eyes"

>young danuki tries to offer you a loan but it's monopoly money
what would you do?

Bundled Lims

>>22542339
I only take my loans in cunny juice.

>>22542345
How bulliable.

>>22542339
wow her with my own fat stack
i got normal monopoly AND batman monopoly, i'm practically rolling in it

>>22542345
>exposed ears
rookie mistake

>>22542345
Now this is a dumb lim.

>>22542337
>Bicorn Shirohebi bigamy

>>22542284
only one fat tail i my life

>place mana marker on random critter
>mamono go to capture the "man", only to be disappointed
>rinse and repeat
how long until they catch on?

>>22542387
Most monster girls are smarter than the average human, so my guess is not long.

I'm going to perfect the art of internalizing my mana and become power made flesh.

>>22542404
is this a fancy way of saying nofap?

>>22542404
>Blocks your path

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be careful when telling your wife to work it.
She may go too far and get uncomfortably buff.

The flesh is weak
Go for Automaton
She won't let you down

>>22542429
>uncomfortably
No way.

>>22542435
i wonder what her robobabies are like

>>22542416
No, it means I'm going to casually messatsu a bitch.

>>22542442
No. Open source Nvidia drivers are bad in Linux, so I'd rather pick AMD.

>>22542387
>Jinko finishing her session at the gym senses a mana marker
>One for her kind only
>Is already 29 and doesn't want to become a sabbath witch like her aunt
>Hurries off towards it parkouring through the streets and leaping chainlink fences like nothing
>Even leapfrogs through high speed traffic
>Finally reaches source of mana marker but can only see a stray cat
>It's not even a cat girl in cat form trying to trick some single guy into adopting her, just a normal cat
>Kicks trashcan so hard it crumples like an aluminium can
>Suddenly gets idea
>Picks up cat and smells it
>Major scent on it is of a guy
>Must've spent some time around this girl to get a mana marker on her
>Follows the scent to a home
>Your home
>You hear doorbell ring late into the night and wonder who it is
>Probably landlord doing one of her surprise inspections
>When you answer it you see a stray cat sitting on your doorstep
>You were about to close the door when you realize it's the cat you put the marker on
>Probably followed you home thinking you're it's new owner
>Take a step outside to pick her up only to get blindsided by a jinko
>Pinned against the cold ground as she tears your clothes off and begins jerking you off
>Can't even scream for help as she quickly muffles your mouth with hers
>Rides you in the bushes for the rest of the night with the only warmth you're getting is from her
>When it's finally morning you're still stuck under her while she sleepily mutters "Husband" under her breath
>You now have a jinko waifu and a pet cat

>>22542435

>>22542435
But her hubby is flesh!

>>22542435
I want to bully an automaton by forcing her to download free copies of minecraft, and install taskbars and pointer replacements

>>22542474
his schemes... foiled

>>22542474
You'd think he would have put different markers on other stray cats as well. Now that would make an interesting situation

>>22542454
>linux
no monster could love you

>>22542501
he most likely did, only stopping when the jinko captured him

>>22542481
Then I shall be willingly converted from my weak flesh to titanium and all other sorts of alloys

>>22542439
>Kiki goes HUGE tier.
>Suddenly realizes that none of her dresses fit.
>You catch her sewing and adjusting her uniforms while in the buff.

>>22542502
I'm sure there are even monsters that would use FreeBSD as their main OS.

>>22542521
This Kiki deserves praise and kiss on a cheek for working so hard.

>have dragon and griffon wives
>together they make a necklace made of shed scales and feathers as a symbol of marridge

>>22542546
I want to fall asleep on a 9 tailed cc mofu

Man I have no clue which monster to waifu I'd take any of them at this point

>>22542556
What do you value the most in a girl?

>>22542551
Makes me wonder how dragons or griffons would react to seeing something like dragon scale armor or hats ordained with griffon feathers

>>22542556
Hope you like ants
Because thats how you get ants

how does your waifu take care of you when you're sick?

>>22542561
Ambition and black sclera checks the most important boxes.

>>22542571
Did you consider a demon?

>>22542579
It tends to be a tug of war between one and an apophis.

>>22542565
>Lich studies your symptoms and concocts a potion to help relieve you of them
>watches the side effects take place, most notable being the raging erection you have
>she totally didn’t expect that
>Dragon notices you coughing and sneezing not to mention that hoarse voice
>thinks you’re dying and flies you around best healers in the land demanding that they save you
>when the doctor just says you’re sick she blushes over her overreaction and takes you home to cuddle

>>22542561
Her being cute and weird

>>22542565
Nursing, in both ways.

___ Titanias

>>22542625
Hug
Fug
Snug
Bug

>>22542625
Ignore

>>22542625
Milky

haughty frost dragon imouto that acts all dignified and proper in winter but turns into a complete NEET during summer

>>22542625
defenestrate

>>22542151
>TFW no Yeti to keep me warm during the cold Canadian winter
>TFW no Yeti to eat poutine with

>>22542625
cheer up

>>22542653
>tfw no pudgy NEET dragon imouto to tease about how she just stays inside playing vidya and watching those zipangu cartoons that strangely have a lot of brother/sister romances

>>22542658
Thank goodness your CC Yeti neighbor offered to let you stay the night at her place for the night, after your heaters mysteriously stopped working.

Now you can just lie back and have some of that hot chocolate she made.

>>22542685
She starts singing "Baby it's Cold Outside"

>>22542694
oh no!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9VQ6f3jzEw

i ate salt and vinegar lays potato chips, wiped the ends of mouth with and smelled my fingers and the smell was how i imagine what my waifu's cunny smelled like and it oddly smelled fittingly despite me never smelled a pussy before

>>22542706
okay incel

>>22542670

>>22542706
ok kid

>>22542719
in MGE, sparda would be a demon and both dante and vergil would be a cambion incubi

>>22542719
>incel
Go back to tumblr

I need a rootin' tootin' cowgirl posse

>>22542706
gross

>>22542741
but i can't speak yee-haw to attract cow girls!

Oh no! She's doing her evil laugh!

>>22541512
>shog goes full battle maid mode
What kind of thing would make her do something like that?

Would monster girls take pity on incels or only go after chads?

Sleeping with a warm wolfu who's full of your cum by the fire!

I want to be friends with a dudebro alp
I want to deny an alp who has feelings for me
I want to bully her about it
I want to accidentally fall into her and kiss her
I want it to lead to sex
I want to deny any of it happened and go on with our "platonic" relationship
I want every sexual encounter with her to be "accidental" from that moment forward
I want it to eventually develop into a situation where we just understand each other's needs and don't speak of it outside the moment of the act

>>22542775
Yes and yes. Depends on the monster girl.

Some monster girls will only want manly chads
Some monster girls will only want pathetic incels

>>22542780
Hah! gayyyyyyy!

>>22542780
Alps shouldn't have hips and thighs like that, it's not fair!

>>22542775

>>22542775
They take pity only on people who don't use words incel and chad unironically

>>22542787

entire thread is big gay

>>22542787
I want to shove an alp when she calls me gay for creampieing her tight, slutty pussy.
I want to shove my dick in her mouth when she won't stop bullying me for it to teach her a lesson. Can't talk shit when you've got a mouthful of dick.

>>22542787
>>22542797

>You will never crash-land on the Elf Planet.

>>22542704
How does a medusa comb her hair, if her hair turns into snakes? Or does she have snakes growing from her skull AND hair, or are the snakes made out of hair and if you comb one snake it's able to turn back into hair and move to another clump of hair to become a snake? If you give a medusa a haircut, do you decapitate her snakes? Do they bleed? Do they remain as snake heads or do they turn into hair? If her snakes are just magical hair, and you shave her bald does she lose the snakes, or does a medusa always have, for instance 9 snakes, and once her hair is long enough, 9 snakes will reform? Can the snakes braid themselves? Can you put them in a pony tail? Will they be uncomfortable? Is they completely beyond her control?

These are questions I need answered, wandering scholar, do your fucking job you lazy cunt stop fucking the fairy and ask these hard hitting questions.

>>22542810
This is why I really prefer either both snakes and hair, or just snakes. Strands of hair that just combine into a snake halfway down are dumb.

>>22542810
Sounds like you just need some hands on experience

>>22542821
What girl would respect my intellect

>>22542799
Show her who's really gay by putting a baby in her. That'll show her.

>>22542832
A wurm

>>22542653
We're out of frost dragons.
Is frost wyverns okay?

>>22542787
SENOR CHANG

>>22542820
Do her snakes shed? Do you need to clean them? Do they need to breathe or do they take oxygen from her?

>>22542822
>cut to Anon getting kissed by a medusa while her snakes give him snek kisses

>>22542838
>Take a legiana home
>You didn't know she was a Shrieking Lagiana
>But now your neighbours know

>>22542834
>>22542799
>Alp frequently bullies anon calling him gay because she knows he'll shove his dick in her to shut her up

>>22542838
Begone, wyvern, before I call big sis Nergi.

>>22542474
What a noob. Gotta wash your bait cats and scent it with different people.

>>22542838
If no one wants her, I'll take her. She cute.

>>22542847
>Anon knows she's just trying to rile him up, but enjoys the hatesex too much to stop her
I mean, who wouldn't want to push an alp down and prone bone her until she can't think straight?

>>22542854
The little slut could never think straight. That’s what got her in this situation.

>>22542719
>incel
I think people have been too lax with moderation and reports these days, I've seen unrelated reaction pictures and all this niggerspeak on /jp/ that shouldn't be allowed. You are all responsible to call this shit out, report and let meido do his job

>>22542873
>complains about language
>uses word niggerspeak
Reported

>>22542873
If you're going to get autistic about reporting, then you should be aware that racism is technically against the rules.

>>22542794
This screams of lonely bapho begging for anyone to show up on her doorstep and confess their love to her

>>22541532
>>22541545
>>22541613
>>22541669
Can't you lads just scratch behind a cat's ears for nothing in return and be content like the rest of us?

>>22542847
i would probably just shove her into a locker littered with my scent. smelling it would make her so horny.

>>22542893
But then she'll just masturbate the whole time and get filled with her scent, giving you a raging erection everytime you open it.

>>22542908
Yeah, but at least she will be dazed and unable to taunt me as i fuck a baby into her and make her a 10/10 bombshell.

>>22542886
I want to take Ropurotto for long walks on a leash followed by vigorously taking her from behind while calling her a good girl. Afterwards there will be belly rubs.

>>22542915
Is she naked on the leash?

>>22542879
What else you call this troglodyte behavior?

>>22542923
She can keep her panties till after the walk.

>>22542923
I didn't think what she wears would be considered clothes.

You slowly feel your skin converting to slime. It's not painful, quite the opposite in fact

>>22542915
Ok, but can the leash be attached to her nipples and/or clit?

>>22542933
Imagine the stinky smell

Fuck Cazadores

>>22542985
>Corrupt wasp girls
Wasps are intimidating

>>22542985
I'm gonna fuck a sandworm instead and live the rest of my life deep inside her body

>>22542985
I'd rather take a battle cattle.

You get the opportunity to hypnotize Shirokuto, what do you do to her?

>>22543023
I rather roam the wastes with my apex predator GF. You think she's bad now, wait until I figure out how to rig a Red Glare to her shoulders that she can activate via scavenged bits of power armour

>>22543042
That doesn't work very well on monsters but I'd touch the goat legs a little bit.

>>22543042
>Shove my face in her cunny
>Take a big sniff
>Lick it a few times
>Lick the inside of her mouth
>Insert my penis into her cunny while licking the inside of her mouth
>Hopefully shoot my cummies in her cunny before she wakes up

>>22543050
Then I shall fuck a Deathclaw

>>22543068
Not this one, this one's mine. Get your own deathclaw with a shoulder mounted rocked launcher.

>>22543042
Take pictures of her in an unbelievably frilly pink dress and then post them all over the internet!

>>22543052
Monsters only resist hypnosis if they’re in love with someone who’s not the hypnotist.

>>22543042
Make her employ a permanent adult form spell

>>22543074
I see your Red Glare deathclaw and raise you my Rawr with dual shoulder mounted YCS 186. She likes to snipe at long range before closing in and tearing em with her claws.

>Centaur types all end up consistently being the best girls
>They also have the most variety between them so there's something for everyone

How did this happen?

>>22543093
Horse/front pussy > regular pussy

>>22543093
But the only good one is White Horns.

>>22543093
You ain't lived until you've shoved your arm, up to your shoulder, into a centaur's horse pussy. Feeling the contractions as your centaur waifu quivers from your appendage violating every inch of her pussy is pure bliss. But even better is dancing your fingers around her cervix and slipping them into her womb ever so gently.

>>22543088
I see your Rawr with dual shoulder mounted YCS 186, and I raise you my albino deathclaw waifu in full power armour frame, just without hands and helmet and an added fatman MIRV to her other shoulder for mid range to complement Red Glare's mid to long range, with an XXXL Ranger's coat to keep her comfy and together we compliment your waifu's YCS 186 and share locations full of fat loot and supplies and wish you a good day because any one with a deathclaw waifu is a patrician wanderer.

>>22543093
>t. Anon stuck in dreamland with a nightmare
It's okay anon, it's not real. The horses are borderline bestiality as they always have been

>>22543145
Neigh

actually, spider maids

>>22543145
>The horses are borderline bestiality as they always have been
Actually I take that back, I forgot they had frontpussy too. It's a-ok so long as you don't fuck the horse anon

>>22542913
>not 12/10 bombshell
You gotta pump up those numbers, Anon. Remember that an Alp can surpass a normal succ in sexiness.

>>22543093
To be honest, I really don't like the nightmare's profile pic. What they do is pretty nice, but nothing about the picture we got is very sexy. I think it's one of the girls KC needs to go back and redo when he has time.

>>22543203
He's never said he's going to ever redo profiles. The newer profiles came from the release of the Seven Seas version because he lost the hi-res version for printing. So he redid a few. The best you are going to get is if he includes a member of a specific species in a new project like his game.

>>22543155
>It's a-ok so long as you don't fuck the horse anon
It's a-ok to fuck the horse too, actually

>>22543190
>Additionally, there are also Alps that awaken to the joy of being a woman through this process. In that case, their body changes, rapidly growing voluptuous to invite men and their heart changes to be like that of a woman, resulting in an Alp that's even more feminine than a real woman and even more lewd and lustful than a Succubus.
I dunno anon, when referring to femininity he says "woman", but when he refers to lust and lewdness, he says "succubus"

I think it's more accurate to assume that when he mentions woman he means human woman, as human women may not be peak feminine the way monstergirls can be. That's not to say a succ can't out do an Alp in terms of femininity or even sexiness.

All it conclusively states is that Alps are bigger sluts. Which is scientifically proven to be fact, trannies are huge sluts just look at every male to female dounjin what's the first thing a 'guy' does? He gets gangbagned

>>22543190
True. I aint stopping until she is a 20/10.

>>22543225
Always struck me as odd how centaurs bypassed the purity filters It's basically fucking an animal from the hip down. No one really seems to care about Satyros or Kobold either except for he who shall not be named, who cares a little too much

RATA TAT TAT!

>>22543252
>Always struck me as odd how centaurs bypassed the purity filters It's basically fucking an animal from the hip down
They bypassed the purity filters the same way evey girl that isn't literally cosplay-tier did

>>22543245
>20/10
>all she needs to do is give you a warm, loving smile and you'll cream your pants
>regular succs seething with jealousy

>>22543155
>don't fuck the horse
look at this man and laugh

>>22543148
Spiders aren't allowed in the thread. They scare the /a/ faggots.

Sweater puppies!

>>22543284
>>>/f/uck
>>>/sp/iders

>>22543263
and it all started with her being forced into a locker.

>>22543259
>>22543271
Zettai Ryouiki is sacred. Holy and not to be profaned. It is the Golden Ratio and anything that violates it is blasphemous and heathen.

I see no reason to differentiate between a furry heretic, a kobold styled heretic or a centaur heretic.

The inner upper thigh is inviolable and to do so is to incur the wrath of all that is holy and just. You heretics may laugh at me, but you hate me because I speak the truth.

>>22543291
I would, gladly.

>>22543284
but spiders are fun

>>22543301
Do you think spiders clean up their cobwebs and spin new ones regularly?

Spider daughters!

>>22543301
She's cute but hell, seeing her in motion would still be unnerving.

>>22543284
Nah. Being Caccooned in a spiders web and injected with her lewd venom is great. Especially if she then starts teasing your cock.

>>22543306
Yes, webs dry out eventually so they have to replace them sometime

>>22543323
>caught in spider’s web
>she completely wraps you up save for your face and crotch
>injects you with her venom forcing you to endure teasing and edging for hours on end
>she takes delight in seeing your desperate expression and watching the way you close your eyes and buck your hips just as you’re about to cum
>finally after an eternity of foreplay she lets you cum
>directly inside her
>didn’t even both thinking of repercussions as you thrust the rest of the way inside and paint her womb white
>pass out due to pleasure and wake up untied in web hammock with spider cooking your breakfast
>at breakfast she asks you for your parents address so she can invite them to the wedding

>>22543321
The fear boner is half the fun
>sitting in the library reading a book, having a good time, not noticing the impossibly thin webbing all around you
>suddenly, two huge spider legs slowly drop down in your peripheral vision and your sight is suddenly consumed by eight glimmering eyes an upside down smile and fangs
>Your heart clenches and sputters and starts thundering like something is pounding on his, your system suddenly awash in adrenaline, every step of this process felt through her webbing, though you're sure she could pretty much hear the screaming rush of blood, you can her it in your ears after all
>She blushes as her body begins to respond to your fear, getting immeasurably aroused, venom beginning to leak from her fangs as you sit there, doing everything in your willpower to resist the urge to run screaming because she is very very nice and you like her alot and you've never seen her hurt a fly, despite picking them gently out of her web and releasing them outside and you'd hate to hurt her feelings
>The smell of her venom begins to make you light headed and a bead drips onto your hand and sinks in, joining the rest of your blood as it rushes somewhere completely else
>"ehehe, s-sorry," she wipes her lips, hand coming back smeared in venom, "I uh... I really got you good..." She trails off as she stares into the tent in your pants

>>22543353
I think I would get over it quick. Especially when I see her big with my babies.

Big Musclehound abs!

>>22543426
I prefer lean and fit more desu

Down, down to Goblin Town!

>>22543434
dwarf town is better

>>22543353
sounds perfect to me

You've encountered a random monster girl on the road, and you've got 5 seconds to shove your fingers in one of her holes.

Which do you choose?
Quick! There's no time for questions!

>>22543535
The mouth! It's open!

>>22543426
I want to feel safe and protected in the strong arms of my firefighter Hellhound wife!

>>22543541
Good choice! Confuse her and don't give her the chance to respond with questions of her own

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1203238276112343041
New tweet from KC

>>22543535
The okay sign she was holding under her hip! Maybe next time, nerd.

>>22543573
Just talking about the battle system and how favorability is affected by choices. Sort of like SMT encounters except replace recruitment with rape.

>>22543573
>Hugbox RPG with no bad end
I doubt it would translate well to gameplay

>>22543573
Goodness, I was beginning to think he was dead

>>22543597
What? He was clearly pointing out how normally favourability goes up or down, and gave an example of how in his game you can be "Rough" which will make her think you're manly, or "gentlemanly" which will make her think you're cute. You get the V either way, translate the comments too.

>>22543573
Good to hear from him.

>>22543598
The game probably ends with (You) marrying a monstergirl and live happily ever after.

>>22543434
I wanna be king of Goblintown!

>>22543385
This is superb. And how I pretty much imagine how spider girls normally act without a full moon.
The full moon is when the hunter/predator instincts kick in.

>>22543839
>The one time it really counts, like a confession or something and anon finds himself not scared at all
And this is how you get the eternal deredere spider

>>22543385
Arachne are good girls. Very useful as loving wives and clothing makers.

Moldovan Shog Maid. As in Shog with Moldovan accent. So very very mysterious. No one knows why she picked up that accent.

>>22543906
I have no clue how that sounds.

>>22543830
The Goblins still need a Goblin King after David Bowie passed away.

>>22543598
Sup /tg/.
It's simple, the entire thing is a harem builder and losing just means you settle down the amount of wives you had at that point.

>>22543891
And as backpacks

>>22544131
I'm pretty sure losing means you should be able to just ask again and get the desired result and continue onwards

Okay hear me out everybody.
Step 1: Get a doppelganger girl.
Step 2: Go to a graveyard.
Step 3: Doppelganger meets a ghost girl and transforms mimics her.
Step 4: Ghost girl posses the mimic version of herself.
Step 5: Fuck it, then proceed to fuck every ghost in the cemetery.

>>22544181
They aren't changelings or shape shifters. Doppelgangers take the form of an unrequited love and take their place.

Its all fun and games till Sally-chan learns you love huge breasts.

bullying salamanders and lizardmen by refusing to fight them no matter what!

>>22544206
What's she gonna do, develop a fighting style that focuses on her big fat tits?

>>22544244
No.
First she's going to acquire them.
Then she's going to try to fight without adapting to them.

Fairies!

>>22544315
Prim and proper courtesan mofu ara araing over a young and spritely mofu.

>there is a mouse or a rat in my house at night
Fuck, this would be so much nicer if it were a monstergirl.

>>22544356
Same,and these little shits are smart as hell not stepping into traps,their squeaks are driving me nuuts

>>22543155
>not downing a tentacle potion and fucking both pussies at once

>>22544356
>>22544359
>ttw I don’t have mice
>tfw I only have house centipedes
I don’t like oomukades

>>22544228
>old retired warrior sweeping his forest hut's terrace
>had more than enough fights in his lifetime, swore to never pick up a sword again and live the rest of his days in peace
>some young salamander comes to him
>"I know who you are! The entire land knows of you and your adventures, your sword skills are said to be on level of gods! Let us see if my sword can bring you down!"
>"You wish to strike down an unarmed old man? How horrid."
>"Wha...? No! I just wanted to best you in combat!"
>throws down his broom on the ground
>"Fine, I surrender. I hope you are satisfied, young lady."

>>22544315
I want to breed a sexy, silver-haired grandmomster. Gonna make her feel two hundred years younger.

>>22544369
At least you don't have cockroaches.

>>22544359
What do you use for the traps? Mice don't really care about cheese much, but they go crazy over peanut butter.

>>22544398
i'm sure she is anything but satisfied

>>22544263

why is monster girl generator number 1 in trending on twitter

>>22544469
>Titania sees her little brother

>>22544463
Obviously. Maybe she'd be less pissed if she went all out on the old guy and he effortlessly beat her ass with his broom.

>>22544492
Titania loves her little brother!

>>22544496
What does she do if I don't untie her?

>>22544469
>>22544492
I long for a Titania big sister waifu who greets me everyday from work like a puppy.

Confess your sins.

>>22544629
I want to knock up all the nuns at the Hathor church.

I wish I had a floofsnake to keep me warm.

>>22544637
Me too.

>>22544629
I joined some little goat girl's cult because she promised me classic rock CDs

>>22544700

>>22544490
What? Where?

>any way you want it by journey starts playing

>>22544741
I wanna seduce my Satyros aunt by singing that song at karaoke night!

>>22544700
Well, did you get the cds? And do they carry vinyl?

Number one cause of lolifucking: Sexy lolis and their thirst

>>22544755
I want to organize a Ropurotto Sabbath pet show where onii-chans show of their pet/wives like a dog show.

>>22544760
This has KDF written all over it.

>>22544755
>Number one cause of lolifucking:
being a pedo

>>22544756
Whoops, meant to quote >>22544741

>>22544767
I'm not KDF, didn't mention latex once, and submissive pet lolis is the whole point to Ropu's Sabbath.

>>22544770
No man can resist the cunny anon. Not the cunny.

>>22544775
you're right my fellow pedo, and this is absolutely normal thing to want to fuck a child

>>22544780
That sounds a lot like denial to me bud.

>>22544774
I didn't mean to imply that, just that you'd almost definitely see him there.

>>22544760
That sounds pretty fun. That’d likely be something that they have for their Black Mass on occasion.
It’s just as well, since Kuroferuru’s Sabbath probably does the reverse.

>>22544741
only oldfags will get the reference.

>>22541512

>>22544869
>no one has ever heard of Journey and their 2nd most popular song!

Turtles.

>>22544753
..Oh right, I kinda forgot about the CDs.
I guess I got something even better.

>>22544902
I want to brutally rape one.

>tfw you will never rub your waifu's ears, brush her fluffy tail, eat her pussy, eat her ass, massage her big meaty paws, cuddle with her, cook her favorite food, lick her abs, suck on her titties, lose your virginity to her, have wild sex with her, hold her hand, french kiss her, impregnate her, and have a big happy family with her

FUCK

I wanna cuddle with a big strong Hellhound!

Spooder.

>>22544909
Complete version.

>>22544921

>>22544922
>Chips in the bed
Eww

>>22544786
I said there's nothing wrong with fucking kids you normie

>>22543985
If the portals opened I would use necromancy to revive David Bowie, among others

>>22544650
i want a echidna so i can make use of my dungeon designer autism

>>22544887
well considering the age shift that 4chan experienced the past 4 years that isn't impossible, but the song by itself wasn't the reference.

>>22545051
>It turns out, I was the newfag all along

>>22545065
then anon was a zombie

You should marry this Kitsune anon and have lots of kitsune children!

>>22545103

>>22545117
I’ll take number four.

>>22544959
>"Sweetie, come to bed. I want to make more daughters."
>"Can't. Building traps for the new room we just excavated. Also, cancel my subscription to Trap Enthusiasts Monthly. It's just a bunch of fucking pictures of Alps."

>>22544760
Think of all the puppi cunni!

>>22545085
And then a skeleton jumped out of the closet and raped the zombie anon!

>>22545135
>not just leaving the trap-making to your Gremlin and Cheshire daughters

>>22544131
>expecting a game to be a game makes you /tg/
okay

>>22545153

>>22543598
>Wants bad ends

>>22545193
You get that it's not real life, right?

Vanilla or chocolate?

>>22545200
Both.

>No hugely buff and busty Bengal jinko to introduce herself as my wife to my friends.
Life is hard.

>>22545103
>nobody said that's a human cosplaying as a kitsune

I bet half of you are going to be tricked by human women pretending to be MGs in order to bag a man in a post MG world.

>>22545117
How will anon survive this mofu assault?

>>22545162
There's plenty of games where losing doesn't give a bad end.
>>22545195
Another reason it doesn't need bad ends, doesn't need them just because real life has them. Way to shoot your own argument down.

>>22545241
>Another reason it doesn't need bad ends, doesn't need them just because real life has them. Way to shoot your own argument down.
No, I mean that it's not real life, so it's okay to have bad things happen. It won't affect you.Wanting a failure state in a game doesn't mean that you want a bad end in life. It just means that you want a fucking game.

>>22545223
A Kitsune-bi would quickly fix that

>>22545241
>There's plenty of games where losing doesn't give a bad end.
But losing is intrinsically a bad end.

>>22545193
Don't want to play KC's version of bethesda gameplay
>Fuck me.
>Fuck me!
>Fuck me?
>Sarcastic Fuck me.

>>22545301
Yeah, at that point it's like one of those VNs with no choices

>>22545135
Traps,cursed items,daugheru ambush,mimics,SO MUCH PLANING TO DO

>>22545333
Mimics are a random drop from your wife.

>>22545301
Sounds like 4 good options to me. I'll go with:
>Fuck me?

>>22544760
I don't like petplay or a lot of the sabbaths for that matter, it's good enough for a man to normally dominate and gently breed lewd monstergirl lolis.

>>22545301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYRyjzRuvvA

>>22545352
Why does that guy remind me of todd?

>>22545301
HATE ORDER

I want to marry that cute onee-san Elf in Winterstown who’s father is really chubby and happy all the time!

>>22545352
>Bitch won't take anal
Now see, a monster girl prostitute would you let you stick it anywhere, anyway you want.

>>22545342
>Jubjub Elphelt
She's gonna shoot me with a potent aphrodisiac round before handing me marriage papers isn't she

A Phantom having a crush on you must be weird because when she wants to confess you suddenly find yourself in this huge elaborate fantasy scenario.

ded

>Monster girl crime boss is a sleepy, loli dormouse
I wanna believe that dormice are the most dangerous, evil monster girls out there.

>>22541761
I need a source on this one.

what are some advanced techniques for fucking based on the different species of monsters?

>>22545301
That's just how most JRPGs operate.

>>22545601
>Shortstack monster mob boss names "Miss Big"

>>22542442
Is dyeing their skin purple the lamia’s version of gyaru?

Are you prepared for winter anons?

>>22545746
Always

Portals open:

What is the worst:

>places you could be
>things you could be doing
>people you could be with

>>22545301
>I should go.

>>22545746
I'm currently in Spring with flowers in full bloom and green everywhere grasping the heat of summer

>>22545504
Brings a whole new meaning to “why do I hear boss music?”

>>22545761
work
asleep
people you know who wouldnt approve

>>22544398
I'd rather he defend himself with the broom and win. That's got to get a salamanders blood boiling.

>>22545746
Are these people the Wendis pass as they march, or are they camping out and the other monsters are walking by?

>>22545792
Oh really?

>>22545792
I want to explore the Troll cave, if you know what I mean

>>22545840
I dont

>>22545840
Don’t! That’s the most roughest, toughest, bar in town! The owner’s a big scary troll who ran her own gang back in the day and now runs a bar for all the toughest gang members to come and drink at!

>>22545746
not yet, need to stock up on alcohol.

>>22545605
nvm, found it.

>>22545988
Post it.

>>22545840

>>22545998
not the retard anon, but here you go, it took me 30 seconds with google image search

https://mangadex.org/chapter/731553/1

Steamy Bunyips

Reminder that Mimics are basically all powerful and omnipresent.

>>22546007

>>22545976
i'd marry this shroom

>>22546043
Ew

>>22546048
Rude.