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Men exist to be bred by cats. Dissenters will be relocated for “reeducation”

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Monsters make the best cops because they are specially evolved to hunt human men

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>>40064375
Silly Anon, it isn’t a stat, it’s a status ailment that builds up like poison, only much more insidious because it makes it so you get one-shot and auto-married by cats.

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>>39989308
>were cat
My name isn’t Tom. My name isn’t Tom. My name isn’t Tom. My name isn’t Tom. My name isn’t Tom.

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You make sure to at least struggle a little, right? It’s not fun if you just roll over and let it happen

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Reminder: you are legally obligated to fuck the cat
Failure to do so can lead to detainment and incarceration

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Now remember everyone,
>Anon belongs to…

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Hope you have all your documents in order.
Or else.

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>>37638257
I really doubt anyone in the Monster Police will enforce that law. Hell given how they usually get their husbands they already flaunt it.

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>>37151413
Just marry one of them already. The monster police can't all be married at this point, right?

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>>32511667
>unironically dress their children as literal sex monsters

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>>22659033
Need more haughty big cats

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>"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say can, and will, be used against you in the bedroom. You have the right to a loving wife. If you do not have one, I will be provided to you by the court. Do you understand your rights as I have explained them to you, handsome?"

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>'you're under arrest, but the jail is full so I'm taking you home with me'

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