/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40487462
Save me before its too la-

>>38469857
disappointed master

>>38160927
> Back in var I seem many bad thing, master
> I learn many bad thing
> Ze commandant, zhe tell us how to break a man, using nothing but hips
> If hips injure, use hand
> If hand injure, use mouth
> Ze prisoners she demonstrate on... keep on edge for hours...
> Zey weep, zey cry, we... laugh at them
> *sniff*
> Looking back, I am so shame
> Why I not tell you zis before master?
> I... I learn bad thing. I fear you to think I *become* bad thing

>>33448255
I would actually be terrified if the Order captured my wife. I'd probably get myself killed trying to rescue her, before they killed her.

Telling Kiki the house isn't getting cleaned well enough and I'm getting a new maid!

>>32921994
>tfw will be dead before I meet my waifu in full dive

>tfw no loyal, loving monster waifu

Is it villainous or respectful to human culture for MGs to watch Saving Private Ryan?

>>22465097
>>22465096
All you had to do was let her play out a sexual power fantasy on her birthday anon, that's it, one fucking job.

Now look at what you've done.

>>19197944

Pls rember, Happy Meido.

>Camera pans in.
>"Ladies, this is a kiki."
>"This kiki was not fortunate enough, or simply didn't have the guts to seduce her master."
>"Thanks to hear hesitant, or even poor actions, she was not able to claim her master in time."
>"Because of that, her master slowly succumed to dimentia, not even able to recognize his family and freinds."
>"She used to wake up early and greet him with a warm smile on her face in his room, to see a warmer one come back."
>"Now, she wakes up every day hoping that her unfortunate master didn't run off or get himself hurt while she slept."
>Camera form changes to an interview "I will never forget the last day I saw my master happy. I wished him goodnight after a long day of work, and only the weekend to look forward too, and I finally built up the strength and courage to tell my master how I felt. Then the next morning, he started talking about 'spies and conspirators'. His conditions only worsened, and he was never the same since."
>Camera pans out, showing a professional kikimora in a suit, make-up, and sitting on a lone chair, with the greenscreen in the background playing the interview.
>"This is what happens to maids who don't seduce their masters on time. Without the love and support to help bring them further, cruel things like diseases and worse can get to him. Now don't be submissive, be seductive. win your master's heart. Remember to show him how much he means to you, and what you mean to him."
>Camera fades out and PSA ends.

Remember to clarify to your maid if you bring another girl home, that she is a friend, work partner, boss, neighbor, etc.
Remember not to give your poor meido an anxiety attack.

>>17863173
>Implying it's a bad thing.

>Remember to tell your meido if you'll be home late or if you have to stay over at someone's place for a business trip.
>Don't make her worried sick.

>Reminder to never forget your meido's birthday
>Reminder never to bring another girl home when you have a well and perfect meido there for you.

>>17833702
Forgot the pic

>>17818535
>Master refuses the drink out of suspicion
>it was just his favorite drink crafted with love and care

Now look what you've done.

Meidos are OLEV

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>>17655568
Indeed they are, and they need your protection and love.

>>17655588
The one in the back looks so blissful
>tfw you won't have a cow let you sleep on her lap while she strokes your hair and watch your fav shows, and sometimes take turns betwenn whose show to watch next.

Why is she crying, /jp/?

>>16428752

>>15596086
>Your kikimora overhears the words "Old Maid"
>Now she's crying in her room

Why would you say such a horrible thing latenight?!

>>15294042
How would a kiki take care of her crippled master?