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Cute dragon girls?

>>19096878
>It looks like you’re searching for “Big booty Maid French outfit tits”. Do you want some help with that?
>you appreciate her helpfulness, but not saying it aloud as you ride the train back home from work

>>19096878
How can kikimoras even compete!

>>19096885
ok

>>19096878
Can Shoggies help me code? Because I REALLY can use some help right now

>>19096885
No. Very Cute dragon girls.

>>19096768
>Visit porn.com on your Shogware computer
>Every single thing is exactly what gets you going, it's the perfect porn site only you can access
>Even better is knowing that your maid will reenact any video you rate highly later that night

>>19096888
That’s why you wear earbuds in public. She can whisper all kinds of lewd things directly into your ears.

>>19096892
Whats up? I might be able to help?

>>19096901
>Needing to wear earphones
Please. She could just morph your collar into a pair so you don't even need to bring any. Oh. You were aware she was also your shirt, right?

>>19096895
The computer comes with a special USB onahole attachment made just for you.

>>19096895
I wonder what it looks like when Shoggy does a slow striptease for Master. Since it’s all just her, it would take some good acting on her part to make it look like she’s taking clothes off.

>>19096895
>After clicking on a video, you notice the man is entirely missing from each and every video.
>The girl is acting like she’s really having sex with a man and cum is appearing, but there is just a black void where the man is supposed to be
>Notice a button next to the player
>”Add to queue?”
>Must be a playlist feature.
>Add a dozen or so videos that look good that you’ll want to save for later
>Get home to your shog
>”Hello master! I’m so glad you’re home. I see you added some movies to the queue. Shall we get started?”
>Reenact every single video you added to the queue, in order.
>Load the website the next day.
>POV and multiple angle views are now available for the videos and the void is replaced with you

>>19096922
Even more convenient! Aren’t modern innovations great?

>>19096922
Just how far could Shoggy go? Could she make a pair of glasses give you a heads-up display and augment your vision?

>>19096944
Depending upon how comfortable with it you are, she could just augment your eyes directly.

>>19096901
I need to create some certain websites for my school assignment but I have never used php or css or js or whatever shits that are required for web developing before.
Now I am going through php basics but fuck this is frustrating. How can people even use this shit? This is the most degenerate piece of language I have ever laid my eyes on.

>>19096944
Someone did a greentext a while ago about a Shog replacing your contact lenses, so I'd imagine something like that could be done.

>>19096940
That’s one dang convenient meido. She’s savvy too, sounds like a Shog born here on earth who knows a bit how the world works.

>>19096956
Dropdown boxes.

>>19096954
I don’t mind it at all, but I do want to make sure that I’m seeing Shoggy with my own eyes. She’s too beautiful to see any way other than her pure true self.

>>19096959
Definitely. One feature I’d really like is Shoggify. Always able to know exactly what song you want next and find new songs you’ll like. Plus, the option to have your waifu cover the song is amazing. Even the advertisements are more bearable.
>”Want a break from the ads? Cum in your maid now to listen ad-free for the next 30 minutes!”

>>19096990
If I'm traveling I hope she's got a convenient way to make that payment handy...

>>19096994
All Shogphones have the ability to morph into onahole mode at their master’s request.

>>19096990
I prefer Pandora(‘s box). Opening the app makes me black out and my memory go blank for an hour, but when I come to I feel so refreshed and clean inside and out!

>>19097023
Sounds like a great app for bedtime.

Now I’m imagining Shog in a Steve Jobs turtleneck with cute glasses advertising all the features of Shogphone to you. While Shog also sits next to you and exclaims “Wow masta! Are you gonna get one?”
It’s all her anyway. She’s a cute actor in such scenarios.

>>19096958
>Replacing contacts
Small time. A real Shoggoth will replace your eyes.

>We can rebuild her, we have the technology.

>>19097048
Problem: will I be seeing what's real, what's REALLY real, or what Shog wants me to see?

>>19097061
Cyber arachne are probably embarrassed that their legs aren't real.
Automatons probably call them posers

>>19097043
>”We’d like to thank you all for coming to our unveiling keynote presentation!”
>”One more thing...”
>”Everyone look under your chair! One of you will be lucky enough to get a Shogphone, for free, today, with a complementary infinite universe plan.”
>You look under your chair
>It’s the new Shogphone
>”We found our winner! Give him a hand ladies! Good night!”
>Entire amphitheater of shoggs clap for you as you turn it on
>After a second, it boots on with a cheery “Hi master!”

>>19097070
That depends. Could you see infrared and ultraviolet before? She kinda forgot what the base level ability of humans were so she picked some neat abilities she saw other animals on Earth had. Take a look at how pretty the flowers are now!

Infinite keks.

>>19097074
Cute!!!
Gonna kiss my Shogphone’s screen to see how it reacts!

>>19097091
You ruined it.

You ruined it and I'm leaving.

>>19097015
>Onahole
Not convenient enough. Have her morph into a condom that applies itself and then milks you. You wouldn't even need to unzip your pants.

>>19097092
That's how you unlock it.

http://cowfee-bold.tumblr.com/post/174223927132/shoggoths

How do you get past the safe mode filter without signing up?

>>19096944
Wouldn't she just fill your vision with shog ass and shog boobs?

>>19097100
If your wearing your shoggoth pants and undies, like you probably are, then it can simply collect through that. Plus, no embarrassing wet spot wince it absorbs instantly!

>>19097107
You don't.

>>19097107
You can't because tumblr is trash. Great shogs though.

>>19097043
>wake up in bed next to your Shoggoth meido/waifu
>go into the bathroom and brush your teeth your Shogbrush while your waifu makes you some Shogfee in your favorite mug
>get dressed for work, go downstairs drink your Shogfee, kiss your waifu goodbye
>drive your new Shoggoghini to work, as your Shoggcedes-Benz is in the shop
>check your Shoggphone for messages and check your fantasy baseball team
>work until three and go home listening to that catchy song by Shoggy and the Blowfish “Dick the Meido”
>get home to your meido preparing dinner
>you pull her in for a kiss and try to get frisky while she tells you to wait for tonight
>go into your home office, get on your Shogbook and start listening to Shoggtunes while you send some emails out to your family and friends inviting them to your waifus birthday party next week
>yoir meido then tells you that dinner is ready
>go eat some Shogloaf and potatoes and broccoli
>help your meido clean up the table, ask how her day was
>remind her that people will be coming over next week for her birthday
>can’t have a mixup like last time when she almost sent your sister in law to the abyss
>go watch some Shogflix while cuddling with your meido
>get frisky on the couch
>after two rounds you two retire to the bedroom where you go another eight rounds
>just as your about to go to sleep you hear you meido softly laughing and telling you that you’ll make a great father
>fall asleep while hearing your meido/waifus soothing voice speak Eldritch to you

>>19097107
You get an anon who bit the bullet to grab the images.
https://i.imgur.com/EoikteK.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/5sQUw89.jpg

>Encounter a cute fairy
>She speaks with an intolerable working class British accent
Oh no, what do I do with her

>>19097107
http://data.tumblr.com/f5c3594a533a4a9286e5ec2e7b4c15b5/tumblr_p96d7mTV4i1vgf8opo1_raw.jpg

http://data.tumblr.com/f65ea8bae90cef2fdba2be5f354e7561/tumblr_p96d7mTV4i1vgf8opo2_r1_raw.jpg

>>19097130
kill

>>19097124
Gosh.

>>19097124
Some may find this comical, some may even think it horrifying, but to me this is total perfection.
Shog life is the good life.

>>19097130
Marry her.
t. working class britbong

>>19097128
>>19097134
Danke. Have this Aryan mermaid as a token of my gratitude.

>>19097124
>>19097142
I'm too much of a modest guy for this level of Shog life. A cozy two story house, simple yet dependable Shogmobile...I don't need much.

>>19097124
Imagine how perfect everything in this scenario would work out for you. It’d be like you’re surrounded by an aura of good luck and blessings and lewd love.

>>19097143
How do you not laugh at your own silly accent

>accidentally gave the mermaid spammer something
fuck

>>19097130
See if she can lead you to a group of freshly monsterized chav girls.

>>19097148
Wait is that Ro as a mermaid? Perfect.

>>19097157
By laughing at silly accents further north and the welsh.

>>19097115
The wet spot may not be embarrassing, but the ahegao you make when you jizz in your pants certainly would be.

I want to introduce a Lich to speedrunning games.

She could probably practice nonstop for weeks.

>>19097183
Imagine all the alps in monster girl speed running communities.

>>19097183
>>19097189
Delete this.

>>19097124
I hope meido is good at riding on top.

https://solonelyreviews.blogspot.com/p/dimension-of-monster-girls-morgaaaan.html

>Call me heavy and I'll turn back to my Dragon form on top of you!

>>19097202
"Top" is a concept that doesn't matter much with slimes, and even less so with shogs. Still, like everything else, she'd be good in the sack.

>>19097245

>>19097245
Can't hear you, your fat thighs are covering my ears.

>>19097245
>>19097254
Why are dragons so good and lusty?

>>19097091
>make her as un-sexy as possible
he has failed

>>19097061
Cyborg girls are the best and cutest

>>19097091
?

Don't go near the water.

>>19097300
Is it racist to sing Waltzing Matilda to your Bunyip daughterus as a lullaby?

>>19097252
I bet a Shog really getting into it would do all sorts of cool stuff, like while you’re making out a bunch of hands and arms spawn from her puddle beneath you and rub and caress you all over, or when you’re about to cum on her face in a handjob she spawns two more heads so you can bukkake them all at once as they look up tongue out and eager.

>>19097300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyw0xeOwVd0

>>19097300
Gonna play with her ears

>>19097300
I want to go to mge Australia to flirt with the dangerous monsters

>>19097300
Fuck you, cunt, I'm goin' swimmim'.

I want a buff bunyip to snuggle!

[Maid in training]

>>19097481
I want to write that on the hotpants of an indentured servant from a species one wouldn't expect to be a maid.

>>19097538
Dragon maid!
Vampire maid!
Wight maid!

>>19097161
>trashy drunk Cheshires that make onis look high class

>>19097549
In hot pants and a tank top, armed with nothing but a feather duster!

>>19097622
>Trashy clothes
At least let them wear a fancy maid uniform!

>>19097636
They can have proper clothes when they're proper maids. Until that, they're only good as eye candy.

>>19097611
>you will never be assualted by some drunk, trashy Cheshire sisters at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert and taken back to their trailer for the “afterparty”
Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t mind getting raped by some trailer trash CC MG in a tube top and daisy dukes.

>>19097681
Is there any difference between a red and blue oni when they're drunk?

>>19097713
I'd imagine since Blue Onis seem to hold themselves back more that they'd be more intense when they're drunk.

>>19097713
Blue oni would give you the choice between willing snusnu and rape snu snu. They're also softer for the post coital cuddling.

>>19097719
Fun Fact: Scientists have observed there are 4 major archetypical responses to getting drunk:
>”Earnest Hemingway” - No significant change
>”Marry Poppins” - Extroverted individuals become more outgoing and happy
>”Nutty Professor” - Introverted individuals become more willing to take risks and become social
>”Mr. Hyde” - Individuals become more reckless and impulsive
Which one are you and which one is your waifu Oni lovers?

>>19097751
Why limit it to Onis? Why not everyone's waifus?
Because I can tell you my Demonfu gets really cuddly when she's drunk.

>>19097751
>Hyde
What if one of the onis is called Samantha?

>>19097681
>two cheshire sisters with messy, poorly-dyed hair and crooked tails corner you outside the men's room
>some shitty sex pistols cover band is moaning in the background
>they're both wearing dirty sweatsuits, covered in trashy tattoos and reek of gin
>their English is barely comprehensible past their snaggle-teeth, trying to talk around their cigarettes
>suddenly they start getting grabby and trying to slip their hands under your clothes
>"Yew wanna fook mate? Ey! Yew wanna fook?"
>they start licking your neck and grinding you, blowing smoke in your face and tugging on your belt
Shit, I think I'm feeling it too, mate.

>>19097762
She can't keep getting away with this!

Tell the teacher what you have learned recently

>>19097656
Then let it be proper eye candy. A frilly bra and panties, those frilly maid-style cloth cuffs on her wrists and thighs, high heels.

>>19097790
I learned that it's futile to resist, I have become a full-on waifufag. Gonna start commissioning stuff soon.

>>19097790
I learned about teacher's fetishes, panty colors and how much she masturbates.

>>19097790
The arc length of a given vector equation can be defined as the definite integral of the magnitude of the derivative of the vector equation from the start of the arc to the end of the arc.

>>19097800
That's step two. Conveniently, they will also optionally be wearing those under their actual maid clothes.

>>19097790
Fruit jerky is a thing
Theres only so much granola one should eat per week.
"May you live in interesting times"is just a fancy way of saying "I hope you step on a lego"
Blue cheese dressing and BBQ sauce make a great mix to go on pork

>>19097790
How PID systems work.

Imagine a missile launched to hit a target. The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error

So I'm gonna send in my dick throne animation commission, but I was wondering.

Womb tattoo: Y/N?

>>19097920
Y

>>19097920
Y Y Y Y

>>19097336
>quote from man with crushed pelvis

>>19097920
Sure.

>>19097920
>Womb tattoo: Y/N?
1000% yes

>>19097790
Lymphomas can sometimes ignore most treatments and keep on progressing.

>>19097920
Womb tattoos are a must.
https://twitter.com/BeLu133/status/988668541510402049

>Finally sent Melon a commission email
>Check timestamp
>Already passed mailing period
>Still hasn't responded a few hours later
I shouldn't have dawdled.

>>19097920
Y Y
Y Y
Y
Y

>>19097922
>>19097923
>>19097930
>>19097932
>>19097964
Looks like the yes has it.

>>19097964
I was thinking of using https://i.imgur.com/mSitPTp.png as a reference.

>>19097928
Think of the aftercare. It's worth.

>>19097975
Oh, and I only really know of dynamo-x who dose porn animation commission. Do you have any other recommendation or should I just go with him?

Bullying ancient evil shortstacks!

>>19097975
>https://i.imgur.com/mSitPTp.png
Pretty good. Simpler tattoos are better, especially when they are interactive.

>>19097975
If it's going to be animated why not have the tattoo light up as she goes up and down her throne

>>19098014
That heart should turn white when it's full.

>>19098011
>"How can this be...? My empire once spanned continents! I nearly conquered the world! But that damnable seal has reduced my regal form to this... this! Tiny thing!"
>"I suppose I should be a little grateful I still have my tails and my generous bosom, but my long slender legs! My perfect hourglass figure! This stout body cannot rule an empire! I'll have to make the fool who unsealed me find me a mage to restore me to my proper propor- wait what are you doing?"
>"Put me down you foolish mortal! I am destined to become the Queen of the Rising Sun Empire! Put me do- oh sweet merciful Izanami is that your penis? What do you mean that's when it's soft?"
>"Wait wait wait don't put me down! Don't put me down it won't fit! You'll ruin me! Please n-yaaaaaaahn~!"
And that's how an ancient evil was defeated for good.

>>19098070
Gonna molest her tails

>>19098098
While you're using her like an onahole?
She's going to pout so hard once you finish emptying your balls into her anon. You'd better take responsibility.

>>19097988
From experience I'd say only commission him if you're patient and willing to wait a couple of months.
He does great work and I love what I got from him but he's got a backlog of commissions and a busy schedule irl.

I'd gladly wait the same amount of time again for an animation personally.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c0ca56a8e03e4c57c05fd250e1762dc/tumblr_p8rtpp9UGB1tvxyrjo3_r1_1280.gif
Seeing stuff like that really makes me want to get a salamander from him when I have the funds.

Is there anything better than elf okayodon?

>>19098107
I will, even if I left her looking a little bloated from all the seed

>>19098113
An Elf harem made entirely of Octuplets.

>>19098113
Lich okayodon

>>19098014
>>19098027
I'm considering getting a variation for $50 extra that's basically a "Broken phylactery" version.
Glowing womb tattoo, ahegao, all that good stuff.

>>19098118
Her body would process your spirit energy way to fast for that to happen anon. At most she'd be cum-drunk for a few hours.
Then she'd get upset that all the energy she got from you went to making her tails fluffier and her womb more fertile instead of making her tall again.

>>19098111
>From experience I'd say only commission him if you're patient and willing to wait a couple of months.
are we talking 2 months or something like 4?

>>19098113
Thicc Elf onee-san.

>>19098132
Well, I'm certain that'll happen if we keep trying.

>>19098139
>Thicc Elf onee-san
Looks like a momster but could also be both.

>>19098133
I waited 4 / almost 5 since I caught him right before his life became hectic and when he hadn't got his own apartment yet so his situation is probably a lot better now.
I've waited longer for an artist before, sometimes it's better to wait for an artist you really want something from than get something quick from an option your heart isn't in.

>>19098113
Elf twins

>>19098121
How do it make it up to them when you accidentally call one by another's name?

>>19098126
Undead okayodons are weird, it's hard to truly enjoy the age difference when they're both technically 300+ years old.

>>19098166
Fair enough. I'm gonna send in the commission and see what he says, I commissioned him before, but that was just a single pic, and that was done fairly quick.

Also, I've decided to have a broken phylactery version.

How do you feel about momsters that encourage girls to fuck their sons?

>>19098183
Indifferent.

>>19098183
That borders on cuckqueaning, especially if the momster in question is single.

>>19098139
Making older monster girls wear the outfits of their youth is what life is meant for.

>>19098183
Pretty interesting if she gets in on the action too, otherwise she'd just be a sort of awkward wingman.
>Bicorn momster who insists you have a full harem by the time you graduate high school

>>19098178
Going all in? Nice. Hopefully all goes well, Liches are great.

>>19098175
>Undead okayodons are weird
It's fine.

The last of my waifu commissions from Sookmo finished! It's a really nice set, I like how it sort of progresses through her day, and I was thinking how it would be really nice to be her secretary!

>>19098233
>That borders on cuckqueaning
No it's not. She's just being a good mom.

>>19098233
Here I assume the father is healthy and giving it to her every night.

>>19098257
You've got a really cute waifu anon.

>>19098257
>be her secretary
Is she not the secretary?

>>19098233
Yeah anon. And if you're not a daughteru dicker you are a cuck.

>>19097091
She almost looks like Hexxus from Ferngully. Would fap if she had Tim Curry's voice.

>>19098257
Lovely picture, though I think her top leg looks small compared to her bottom one.

>>19098183
What about momsters that subtly acknowledge and approve of you being her young daughter's husbando?

>Bumming around the house after hand surgery, typing and general tasks are shit.

I need a maid

>>19098316
Hi Glenn.

>>19098313
They're the best. Especially if they give you sex advice as their daughter is embarrassed.

>>19098308
I'll probably regret this but https://imgur.com/a/5bVD3Fw here you go anon.

I just need your signature and it's all yours.

>>19098183
>Anon is driving back from a meeting with one of his coworkers, a Dhampir, in the car
>Gets a frantic call from his Apophis mother, it's largely incoherent but he hears "help me" enough times to worry him
>He apologizes to his coworker and gets on the highway
>15 minutes and 2 speed cameras later, he's at his mother's home
>He bursts through the door expecting the worst only to find her setting the table for dinner
>Anon's coworker follows him inside just as his mother greets him
>"Ara, and who's this? You didn't tell me you had such a cute girlfriend."
>Her acting is terrible, she bugged your car again
>Start to tell her that this wasn't funny, but she interrupts you
>While you're both here, come take a seat and have a meal. No buts, come sit."
>Your coworker obviously feels awkward, but sits down nonetheless
>"What'll you have, dear? Water? Wine? Something stronger?"
>Your coworkers says water is okay
>"Wine it is!"
>Your mother leaves the room and immediately returns with a glass of red wine, almost like she had it prepared already
>Your coworker takes a sip and then a few moments later, she starts getting noticeably uncomfortable
>"I see you're feeling it already. Is my venom a little too strong for you, dear?"
>By the time she finishes her sentence, there's already a naked Dhampir writhing around on the table
>Your mother wraps you up before you can do anything and sinks her fangs into your neck
>You're only able to get out "Mom, what the fu-" before it turns into a moan
>She uncoils herself and gives you a push towards the Dhampir who is now shamelessly masturbating on the dining room table
>"Go get her, Anon" are the words of encouragement your mother leaves you with as she slithers out the front door
>"I'll be back in a few hours, I'm meeting the girls for a movie! Have fun you two!"

How would healsluts MG be like?

>>19098347
>I just need your signature and it's all yours.
Won't fool me, demon!

>>19098347
>Glowing cujine
It'll take more than that to get my signature, Fucksmith.

>>19097790
I've learned that autoresolve may as well not work.

>>19098388
>MGs
>Healing

There's only two of those that do that work because they're easily the most qualified to do so. All the other healers are human men.

I would love being the healer for a party of buff/strongfat monster girls

>>19098501
I want the opposite

>>19098524
Being the tank for a party of chubby monster girls?

>>19098489
>Human men being healers
There's only two types of those: jaded healers that make you beg or potential alps.

>>19098561
Well, I can certainly say Im the former

>>19098531
Not that anon but YES!

>>19098589
>Anon getting fawned over by pudgy/shortstack spellcasters and DPS

Well, at least you know what you want.

https://i.imgur.com/V27Jgoor.jpg

One of two materclaws got finished, and I must say I'm really happy with this, I like the way he draws the wife. Hopefully I'll be able to post the second one before the weekend is over !

>>19098624
Those daughterus look like they're ready to pounce, cute.

>>19098489
>Man-thing! Time to raperape.

>>19098561
What about a gentle giant of a healer with a soothing, velvety voice that takes the hurt away? Can I do that?

>>19098624
Nice, cow mouse remains cute

>>19098669
Yes, you can be the alp.

>>19098673
Oh, come on. There's nothing alp about being a soap opera doctor.

>>19098624
Nice mice!

>>19098680
Sorry guy, it's cheesy porn doctor or alp.

>>19098607
>P'Orc battlemage
>Holstaur mage
>Troll healer
That's my dream party

>>19098724
Sounds nice, lots of soft girls who probably want to spoil you

>>19098705
Cheesy porn doctor can work. As long as I get to wear a white tuxedo mask costume.

What's the best way to have sex with your waifu, and why is it the reverse missionary position?

>>19098758
cowgirl while tied to the bed.

>>19098758
>Reverse missionary
Isn't that just cowgirl?

>>19098782
No it's amazon you fucking nigger.

>>19098758
Lotus.

>>19098758
Reverse mating press by gentle MGs.

>>19098784
Got a link to what it looks like? I can't be bothered to remember fucking positions

>>19098758
The best way is not a specific position. It's an attitude, and angry sex is best.

>>19098784
>>19098790
But that positions is shit.

What monster would you have hatesex with? Which monster would be the best candidate for that honor of being so hated by me that I choose to rape her and her only?

>>19098782
>>19098791
https://www.kinkly.com/definition/14542/reverse-missionary-position

>>19098810
>Kinkly explains Reverse Missionary Position
To get into this position, the penetrative partner lies down with a pillow under their lower back if needed. The receptive partner straddles the penetrative partner then leans forward so they’re lying down, face-to-face. This keeps the receptive partner’s back rounded forward instead of arched. Partners can take turns doing the work here, making this a very equitable position.

>>19098807
Smugcaps

>>19098791
You have the internet at your fingertips you retard.

>>19098810
>Woman on top
So cowgirl?

>>19098751
>I'm Doctor Dick

>>19098814
Congratulations for being able to read and figuring out how to copy/paste

>>19098823
I was thinking Fuxedo Mask, MD but sure.

>>19098816
Perfect. Just right

>>19098832
!Caps are perfect for rough sex. They can dish it out as well as they can take it, and might even enjoy a little ryona.

>>19098822
I guess the key difference is the girl is lying down on top face to face.

>>19098842
>White Redcap is annoyingly clingy and air-headed
>Violent Redcap is crass, smug and shit talks hero Anon at any chance she gets
Perfect little rapebaits

>>19098823
>>19098829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Jxo9czqeU

>>19098848
Why didn't you say so earlier?

>>19098489
Do you really need to post a shitty /tg/ monster every thread.

>>19098871
It's cute so it's okay.

>>19098893
It's pretty shit. Literally nobody likes Skaven.

>>19098857
Fighting your waifu before sex is the wisest of tastes. I would probably dick a Redcap just enough to leave them a constantly horny Pinkcap.

I like Oni's.

>>19098931
I know it's a quirk of non MGE character design, but I can't help but imagine that Blue Oni's skull decoration being the actual skull of their Grandmother on their father's side who constantly shouts at them to get a husband already.

>>19098807
Vamp Mosquitoes

Their bite remains itchy until she heals it for you. She'll probably make you marry her first too.

>>19098900
Not even skaven like skaven.

>>19099023
>Get taken by skaven and get a harem
>They're all tsun to each other and competing for the man thing

>>19098871
Do you really need to bitch every time someone posts a non-rule breaking monster girl you don't like?

>>19099029
Imagine a complex web of intrigue, complete with betrayal, murder, bribery, and politics; all for deciding who gets your D that month.

>>19099049
People love to bitch about something they don't like. I think it counts as a fetish.

>>19099052
>Murder
>Implying it really isn't just getting a girl to ahego so much that she can't even think about standing

It would be a shitshow though, an adorable one

>>19098900
Yeah, i'd much rather have one or more of the three flavours of WH elf.

>>19099057
They might not necessarily be murdering each other.

I want to send my MG daughteru to school wilt her holes stuffed full of egg vibrators!

>>19098758
That's not how you spell "doggystyle." And you can easily adapt it for facefucking too, by taking position at her front instead.

>>19099062
Maybe.
Would be funny to see Rat Ogre-chan tying up some of the other girls

>>19098758
The best way is whichever position she likes most.

>>19099063
(｢･ω･)｢がおー

>>19099063
>Gao!~

>>19099057
>>19099052
>>19099068

Sounds like my kind of harem, though I think I'd make time to dick all of them equally. I want to see what kind of fetishy curses the shamans come up with.

>>19099063
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!

>>19099063
Jesus Christ, a lion!

>>19099049
Implying it isn't because only faggots like Ace, Shoggocks, and Psychofox deal with Skaven

>>19099100
>Local Anon raped by Lion girl because he can't get back to his car in time
>The two are now happily married

Another good end bought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

>>19099121
Bet the safari nuki was involved in that one, too.

>>19099130
Hey the brochure told me there is no unauthorized breeding in Monster Girl Park.

>>19099055
Yeah
It's important to remember that they can't actually stop you from posting things

>>19099117
Hate them not the girls anon, skaven are just more aggressive bustier mice! They only want and deserve a little love

>>19099121
I want to mess with the Ratatoskr news station's teleprompter

>>19099098
>Shaman gets mad at Rat Orge-chan for making fun of her smaller breasts before tossing her out of the room
>'Fine fine, if she wants to be a cow, then she be be a cow!'
>Hits the rat ogre with a spell that make her chest start leaking milk constantly along with being thrice as sensitive along with making her chest go up a few cup sizes

>>19099136
Yeah, but if you looked at the paperwork a little closer you'd see that there's a clause stating the act of attending Monster Girl Park is informed consent and breeding with consent isn't unauthorized.

>>19099150
Silly shaman, that'd only make her hubby want to play with the rat-ogre's tits even more! A better idea would be to hit herself with that curse, twice! That or temporarily lolify that rat ogre while she's in heat and then throw her at their husband.

>>19099145
>In other news: Anon is both strong and cool and every monstergirl should marry h-
>Who wrote this crap?

>>19099169
Hey, if she hit herself twice then SHE would be the cow and a single grope of her breast would get her ahegoing!

>>19099182
If it means her husband enjoys toying with her breasts more than the ogre's I don't see how that's a problem

>>19099117
Letting other people ruin things for you is one of the most spineless and weak things ever

>Just a normal day at the Aquarium

>>19099197
It's going to be a problem because her huge breasts are going to be staining her robes and making it tough to do her job

>>19099208
What is she doing?

>>19099241
Pressing her boobs against the glass

>>19099250
But why?

>>19099241
Napping, obviously

>>19099208
>the merrow exhibit is just them reading erotic fanfiction

>>19099264
Why not?

Ok anons. Name your top 3 favorite monstergirls and your top 5 thread appropriate fetishes!

>>19099405
Top 3 Girls:
>Sandworm
>Jabberwock
>Apophis

Top 5 Fetishes:
>@#$&^%
>Tongue
>Big tits
>Deepthroat
>Impregnation

>>19099405
>Monstergirls
Kobold (waifu and daughteru)
Kikimora
Wendigo

>Fetishes
Latex
Bondage
Oral play
Petplay
Chastity

>>19099449
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post

>>19099405
Cheshire
Holst
Jinko

Pregnancy
Lactation
Expansion (Breast/Rear)
Fat/weight gain
Cum inflation

>>19099459
He said thread appropriate, retard.

>>19099459
Fuck off to /d/

>>19099405
Favorite girls:
Night Gaunt
Atlach-Nacha
Alice

Fetishes:
Loli
Latex
Blowjobs
Anal
Fucking Night Gaunt wife in all 3 holes while trasformed.

>>19099459
A man of culture.

>>19099459
IF KDF can restrain his autism so can you, fatfag.

>>19099405
>top 3
That's a bit of a tough one, I can barely contain it to 10 but I'll go with the first ones that come to mind.
>monster girls
Wight, Lich, Salaamander
>fetishes
Rough sex, threesomes, intimacy, [redacted], [redacted], impregnation and rape.

>>19099405
>Troll
>Holstaur
>Kunoichi

>Big butts
>Spats
>Buttjobs
>Facesitting
>Shortstacks

>>19099434
Huff the fluff!

>>19098624
>https://i.imgur.com/V27Jgoor.jpg
FAT RAT IS FOR HEAD PAT.
GIVE HEAD PAT FOR FAT RAT.[/spoiler
FAT RAT MEETS FAT CAT
FAT CAT EATS FAT RAT
FAT CAT MEETS BIG FAT BAT
BIG FAT BAT MEETS BIG FAT RAT
LEWD THE BIG FAT RAT
LEWD THE BIG FAT CAT
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

I apologize.

What'd be a hellhound's or ushi's idea of a date?

>>19099405
>Lilim
>Hellhound
>Greenworm/Papillon

>impregnation
>soft femdom
>childhood friends
>handholding
>pillow talk/post coital cuddling

>>19099504

>>19099478
Holst facesitting sounds like it could be fun

>>19099405
>hellhound
>kikimora
>uh.....I guess I'd take a bunyip

>creampie
>threesomes
>gentle femdom
>loving missionary
>reverse cowgirl

>>19099503
Imagine a Hellhound raised by an Anubis:
>6:30 - Meet Anon at Porkers for beer and wings.
>7:30 - Invite Anon back to house.
>7:45 - Rip his pants off as soon as he enters the threshold.
>8pm to 4am - Ride that son of a bitch like a stolen motorcycle until he knocks me up with triplets! (Them mom will finally get off my back)

>>19099405
Out of order
>Manticore
>Hellhound
>Gazer
Mershark and Apophis are also tied for third

>Mayadere
>Sharpteeth
>Anal
>Deep kissing
>Just...holding one another and never letting go

>>19099502
I would enjoy cuddle cat and fat rat together

>>19099405
>Dragon
>Kiki
>Salamander

>Extreme vanilla
>Deep kisses
>Thighs
>Sporty girls
>Facesitting

Something like this.

>>19099405
>hellhound
>jinko
>manticore & griffon

>femdom
>paizuri
>cunnilingus
>ear-play
>scratching & biting

>>19099405
Gazer
Mershark
Apophis

Femdom
Stockings
Facesitting
Masochism
Feet

>>19099405
>Mad Hatter
>Dark Mage
>Demon

>Expansion
>casual sex (like nonchalant constant handjobs etc)
>wish fulfillment/granting
>lactation
>facesitting

>>19099405
>Holst
>Wyvern
>Anubis

>Lactation
>Paizuri
>Light femdom
>Denial/edging
>Tailplay

>>19099546
>Stockings
>Feet
>Two of his top three cannot facilitate either
Must be rough, anon.

>>19099546
>Mershark
>Apophis
>Feet
Hold on a second

>>19099405
Anubis
Yuki-Onna/Zombie/Kejourou

Thighs, handholding, scent-fetish, naked ribbon, light bondage

>>19099503
>hellhound
A hike in the woods late in the evening. That turns into a midnight hunt in the forest.

>ushi-oni
A monster truck rally. Need I say more?

>>19099405
Dragon
Atlach-Nacha (without transformation)
Hellhound

loli
anal
maledom
size difference
handholding

I want to mix all the different kinds of monster girl venom together into a single concoction and then dose a human girl with it and see what happens.

>>19099405
Borealis https://pastebin.com/8dJdunTD
White horn
Arachne

Skinship/Cuddling
Bloodplay
Roleplay
Anal
Outercourse

>>19099405
Automatons
Familiars
Phantoms

Lactation
/ss/
Facesitting
Pantylines
Yandere

>>19099598
Absolutely based tastes. Fantastic.

>>19099596
>Outercourse
you what?

>>19099596
I'm glad northen anubis left such a mark on you after those posts, she's such a cutie.

>>19099593
You get a mess, that's what happens.

>>19099598
If you're who I think you are, try writing again. If not, still fantastic tastes.

>>19099405
- Girls
>Large Mouse
>Dormouse
>Houri

- Fetishes
>Fat tits
>Lolis
>Pregnant Sex
>Rape-play
>Scent stuff

>>19099596
Winternubis a cute!

>>19099405
anubis
cheshire
manticore

legs (includes feet)
pregnancy/impregnation
whispering/earplay
oral
cuddles

>>19099629
>tits
>lolis
Does not compute

>>19099611
Yeah, I originally was just spitballing with that first greentext description but once she got drawn and I actually saw her I fell for her, hard. I think I've gone full waifufag. I'm putting away money to commission some art right now.

It's a weird warm feeling.

>>19099638
Never heard of oppai lolis anon? I actually like my tits and my lolis desperate though, on different girls. But those are a thing!

>>19099604
Sex without use of orofices. Covers handjobs, legjobs, paizuri, etc.

Brown cow
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68906728

>>19099405
Anubis
Kiki
Nureonago

Oral
Anal
Facesitting
Marking
Body worship

>>19099640
She's a real cutie, congratulations!

>>19099405
Monstergirls
>Mofu
>More Mofu
>Literally anything with soft fur and good thighs to lay my head on
>Salamanders and anything in the dragon family are okay too.
>Kejourou

Fetishes
>Butt Stuff Preferably her butt.
>Sexual Violence (No actual hitting or anything like that just hair pulling, spanking, choking, etc. It ain't love making if you don't feel it the day after.)
>Humiliation
>Love Bites
>Eye Contact/Handholding/Cuddling. Just general intimacy stuff.

>>19099649
How now?

>>19099657
Meegwetch. I had to restart it due to a hardware failure and data loss but I have a story about her in progress, and I've been working hard on my writing skills. I hope to bring her to life even further.

>>19099663
Considering this and my weird fetish for girls with facial scars, am I a sadist?

Quick new wife commission

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, get the waifu(s) ready for swimsuit season

>>19099710
She looks like a 50's housewife. All she's missing is the dress and a smoking habit.

Does your wife cook, Gazerfag?

What are you going to do, rape me?

>>19099754
I won't, but she might.

>>19099763
>Quote from man raped

>>19099723
Yes.

>>19099405
Holstaur
Hakutaku
Minotaur

Pure love
Footjobs with stockings/pantyhose/thigh-highs/that sort of stuff(ironic I know)
Lactation
Impregnation
Large breasts/paizuri if those count as fetishes.

>stop at red light on my way home from the grocery store
>blasting some music with the windows down, not many people on the road
>seconds later, another car slowly rolls up next to me
>at about 3:30ish in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_UeBxEQPQ
>glance over and see blank stares from the occupants
>green light, we both go our own ways

So, anons. That brings a thought to mind. Imagine a mamono. Any mamono. Now imagine she was the sole occupant of that other vehicle.

How does she react?

>>19099772

>>19099405
Wendigo
Nightgaunt
Atlach-Nacha

Public sex
Impregnation
Male transformation, within limits
Switch dom
Molestation

>>19099791
>What an odd fellow

>>19099779
A cow purist. Excellent. You have my respect.

>>19099405
Kiki
Shoggoth
Cyclpos

>Emotional healing
>Groping/Massaging
>Breasts
>Legs/Leglocking
>Spooning

Voyeurism gets an honorable mention.

I bet a anubis has the most strict workout regime

When portals open make sure to have all your papers in order. Or you will get arrested by MG police.

>>19099791
Your greentext gave me a different idea:
>Have holst waifu
>You're driving around town at night
>Pull up at a red light
>Holst waifu gets agitated
>Starts trying to rape you when you're driving
>Pull over and let her have her way with you because there's no way you can stop her at this point
>After a good half hour she finally calms down and your resume your drive
>Pull up to another red light
>The whole process repeats
>Try to get clever and drive down some side streets
>Your headlights shine on the red stop sign
>She rapes you again
>This happens about 15 times before you make it home at 5AM in the morning
Having a holst or mino waifu is harder than it sounds at times

>>19099807
I just can't help myself around them, their powers are too great.
>>19099838
I don't know man that just sounds like date night to me.

>>19099835
>big butt mg cop
I'll just get myself arrested on purpose by grabbing it.

I want to write a story about a kejourou, but I don't have any ideas.

>>19099792
Marrying the eel whore!

>>19099871
Hairdresser kejourou.

>>19099871
>want to write a story about a kej
>calls other girls whores
Ironic.

>>19099887
It's not my fault, it's translation.

How do you make stubborn MG daughterus eat their veggies?

>>19099909
Cum topping on top

>>19099909
By eating their vaggies.

>>19099909
Damn it... I read that as 'stillborn'

>>19099909
These >>19099916 >>19099919

>>19099909
I've found making a bowl of pudding and dipping carrots and celery into it as a dip works. Although the wife makes it seem much lewder.

>>19099909
I tease her weakness with a smug smile and ask if that's the might of a dragon.

>>19099909
My daughteru loves food anon, she'd eat her veggies without any encouragement!

>Go to wiki to nab any new cheshire pics I haven't tracked down.
>Dicks
>Dicks everywhere

Why is the wiki such a fucking shit stain?

>>19099972
Not defending them but, you can choose to ignore stuff you don't like.

>>19099838
>Not blindfolding your Holst so you make it home at a reasonable hour, then taking off the blindfold in a cushioned red room and letting nature take its course

>>19099978
I don't like being lactose intolerant, but that doesn't mean I can just ignore it.

>>19099978
I'm well aware, it just pisses me off.

>>19099972
It's retribution for all the Cheshire avatarfagging

>>19099972
Futafags are cancer. They push it down everyone's throats. It's clear that the wiki is run by them. They'll reject most other fetish content from the wiki, but futa is given an exception

Succubus are too slutty to be cutesy housewives

I wanna fuck a pregnant holst

>>19099994
Lies and slander!
>>19100018
Pregnant MGs are the best

>>19099835
>in MGC there are men with rap sheets that could wrap around a city block
>not because they are criminals, but because some monstergirl cops keep arresting them on trumped up charges so they can spend some time in the "interrogation room"
>the arresting officer also hopes her repeat offender will get sentenced to house arrest (her house, of course)

>>19100018
Do you want to get calcium poisoning? Because that's how you get calcium poisoning.

>>19100018
I want to fuck a baby holst!

I need a World-Class Doragon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inf7l3DzNk8

>>19099992
You do realize that there's more than one of us right? I'm the other cheshire poster's shitty inbred cousin, complete with flamethrowers and chainsaw hands.

>19100043(you)
I will now use said flamethrowers and chainsaw hands to purge this
fucktard.

>>19099972
anyone that likes Cheshire is a faggot one way or another

>>19100018
It's completely natural and encouraged, all pregnant monster girls should be dicked repeatedly during their pregnancy.
>>19100039
Worth it.

>>19100035
What are you even supposed to do when a dirty cop keeps getting you arrested?

>>19100072
As a cat person, I'm obligated to automatically like all Cat MGs.

Even the Cait Sith.

>>19100065
tfw no space paladin gf with a flamethrower and chainsaw fist

>>19100082
Rape them.

>>19100087
Well I sure hope you can do without handjobs cus she's gonna bring you a whole new meaning to "edging."

>>19099871
>Lonely Kej runs an onsen inn out in the sticks
>she's very lonely but only old bald men come into her store anymore
>none of them look at her hair, they're all dirty old breast men
>one day a bancho with a huge pompadour comes in, he's left his gang and is debating cutting it
>kej catches him staring at her hair while she brushes it
>she finds his collection of high-end products for pomp maintenance, decides he's the one
>she pulls out all the stops to make him love her
>pours his sake by wringing it from her hair
>repeatedly tricks him into touching it
>She even gets him to use it as a towel
>he goes bananas, fucks her bangs with his pompadour and they live happily ever after

I want to teach a bunch of little Sabbath lolis all the joys and wonders of shoplifting!

>>19100082
not much you can do. they have their own Miranda rights
>You have the right to a handjob
>Anything you say can and will be used against you in the bedroom
>You have the right to a wife
>If you do not have a wife, one will be provided for you
>With these rights in mind, do you wish to marry me?

>>19100105
Everyday we stray further from the light of god.

>>19100115
I need to call the MG police and stop you

>>19100128
t. balding

>>19100154
Hair is not a sexual orifice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19100178
Tell it to the Kej, pal. You're going downtown.

>>19100178
Brush the bunyip.

>>19100183
You'll never take me ali-mpmphphmmph

>>19100211
And it's thanks to the long dick of the law that just ass was served.

I want to watch porn while my
Kiki is under the table giving me a blowjob. How dutiful!

>>19100330
You can't have that happen and not expect to eventually wake up in the middle of the night, tied down to the bed, your maid's fat ass bouncing on you as she tries to stifle her moans, can you? Even the most dutiful and composed of maids will have her breaking point.

Alright fuckers, I've decided to make a deal with you. I'll give you you're waifu.

BUT, seeing as none of you little shits deserve happiness given you're complete inability to actually strive to achieve it. I'm going to make you fucking work for it.

You have three methods for getting your waifu.

Method 1:Succubisation
On the night of the next new moon you're waifu will appear in your house in the darkest place possible. (A broom closet, the basement, etc. The only requirement is the complete and total lack of light in that spot.) However she will appear in her traditional monster form even if she doesn't actually have a normal monster form (Succubi, inari, etc.) The point is it will be a very unpleasant and horrific sight. She will have no regard for you as a human and will immediately try to kill you and fulfill her bloodlust. The only way to stop this is to restrain her and rape her. That's right anon, your going to succubise her. Gradually, she will turn into her normal monster girl form, and her temperament will change to match. But it will take some time. If you're waifu is a dragon or another super powerful monster. I suggest you pray, but I'm not even sure if God can help you.If you're triggered by my uses of your and you're this will be the method you go through by default unless you pick the mystery box.

Method 2: Rape Stay Night
On the morning following the next new moon. You will wake up to find your waifu in bed with you. On your hand you will find three command seals that will force your waifu to perform any actions to the best of her ability. In addition to this, every other anon out there praying for a waifu will also receive the same. In 2 years time your waifu will dissolve into ash unless you kill all the other anon's waifus. There can only be one.And yes, if you produce any children in that time frame they too will dissolve into ash. No, nobody can be revived if they die.

Method 3: Completely normal waifu
On the night of the next new moon you will meet your waifu completely by accident, and you'll some how hit it off with each other. You'll go on a few dates, and eventually you'll decide to go steady, but there is no such thing as mamano mana, meaning she has no obligation to love you just because you put your penis in her. If you don't put any effort into the relationship or otherwise neglect her or hurt her, she has every right to leave you. She can cheat on you, disagree with you, and all the other horrible things that come with being their own person. Her body won't change just to suit your wants and preferences. She'll have her own dreams, opinions, and kinks. She won't just put your feelings first by default. That being said, she's not going to just hurt you for no reason, so you have nothing to fear.Right?

Of course these aren't the only methods, there's always....the mystery box.

>>19100448
Well what's the mystery box?

>>19100448
Just alp my shit up senpai

>>19100448
>Method 1
>Lilim
Hilarious

>>19100448
How do I rape a real Kitsune

>>19100487
I believe the technical term is "yiff"

>>19099405
Dark Slime, Shoggoth, Will o Wisp

Sexy lingerie, bondage, fringe science, delinquents/bad girls, tsundere

>>19100448
1 is the best option for me, I'm not above a little bit of bestiality if it means the ultimate dream.