/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>when you die, you will be reborn and I will find you
>we will fall in love all over again and have a family and grow old and watch our children have children of their own
>when you die, I will be there to whisper in your ear I have won again, Lews Therin
Dating ancient evils is very chuuni

How do I build an apophis harem?

>>39793410
free ancient evils
romance ancient evils
marry ancient evils
impregnate ancient evils
make many not-so-ancient evils

>>39672188
Tears of overwhelming pleasure!

>>37103711
>not a snake pit
grape snake was right, pharaoh is a tyrant that must be overthrown

>>35300610
Is it possible to ever stand a chance grappling against a snek in a snuggle? The tail seems impossible to overcome.

>>34890507
I like to think she'll get upset with you and go on a rant about how you're ruining the thrill of the hunt, the sense of accomplishment, etc. All the while you can only look down sheepishly at being scolded while the pharaoh is just wondering what the hell is going on

What's a good present to get for evil, royal monstergirls (besides your own body)?

I think grape snakes are misunderstood, they are just the cutest things around

There is nothing more romantic and hot than the forbidden love between prince anon and his secret apophis wife meeting only under the moon in the palace courtyards and sometimes being so brave as to sneak into prince anon’s chambers to consummate their love

>>33848204
and being a stress ball for an Apophis' tail is 10 times better than that

>>33485644
Horrifying prospect. Imagine something that wants to fuck you so hard they manage to use the law of attraction cross universe. That isn't normal love we're talking about that's able to do that. That's obsession.

>>32755029
>one claiming to be royalty asking if you would open to a full-time position as personal scale brusher, whatever that means
lol
>you ignore the scale brusher comment
>one day while out running errands you notice a bunch of people and MGs wearing egyptian looking apparel
>must be some kind of cosplay event
>turn and ask the girl behind you in the grocery line what her costume is from
>she freezes up and tries to deflect from the question
>surprised by the awkward response you just point to the purple snake emblem on her dress and mutter something about how you're interested in that sort of thing
>her eyes go wide, then she pulls a walkie-talkie out of her bag and runs off while shouting "START THE OPERATION" into it
>before you can process what's going on a burlap bag is pulled down over your head and you're pulled off of your feet

>>30795056
I don't get a choice on that issue.

>>30733908
Become snek food.

>>30718850
I like being snek food.

>>29759712
Add in lewd venom and it only gets better.

>>29671587
This too. I think it's really funny if a knight were to rescue something you couldn't mistake as anything other than a monster because the princess is rude
>"Rescuing" an apophis from her own palace citadel
>Underlings go to intervene but she cutthroat gestures and they let them pass
>Servants now have to play cards or something with the princess until the mistress comes back

Say there are slaves in monster girl society, ones that are bought and sold like cattle. What do you think would happen if one were severely abused? Do you think this would cause the authorities to rescue the poor human?

Better yet, what kind of owner would he be given to once he recovers?

>>25200533
>>25200279
Be bred by snakes!

>>25167409
Trying again but FUCK 4chan.

Have you ever held a snake irl? They are really cool to the touch and silky smooth. Now imagine that wrapped around your entire body with a bit of pressure. Why the fuck do I keep coming back to snake girls? This sorta thing should incite instinctual fear of death not arousal. It's the most fucking normie monster girl but holy sht just imagine huge coils with a little layer of fat to make them squishy. You'd fucking be in heaven. Plus, Lamias are so big and long no one would ever try and hurt you or she'd fuck them up.

>>24909863
Of course they are wrong

>>24782820
And possessive

>>24121551
"You don't have an ass, dear"