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>Okay so I might have gone for a joyride in a car that might have belonged to the Demon Lord's husband and that might be why Eros transferred me to B Company.
>Some people call it Bad Company but you know kids these days when they say something's bad they actually mean it's good so really it's like Good Company, you know?

>GPS satellites? Unmanned drones? Fucking laser sights?
>The more crutches you have, the more it hurts when they're kicked out from under you.

MY ASS IS HEAVY

Remember: tight pants, tight groupings.

>>43902669
IS PENIS ALLOWED IN THE BARRACKS, PRIVATE MEDUSA?

>>43507099
Jeez, retard, those berets are pink not blue.
Get Dr U.Nicorn to test your color-blindness

>Hey sorry about last night. Someone fat fingered the social security number of the target and it ended up being you by accident. What are the odds?

>I know what you're wondering: "What's in the canister?"
>I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
>Hehe, I'm only mucking about, relax
>As for what's in the canister, it's best you don't ask

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>>32764260
Does it help that cupid is meant to be the roman Eros?

>>24706806
Yeah I guess I was being a bit weird there. Here have a Cupid.

>>23500424
Incubi are noted to naturally focus their lust toward the monster they are coupled with (i.e. their mate). Hence why there has never been a record of a incubus raping a human woman (well that and incubi cannot be satisfied by human women).

One would presume a incubus who is an inherent of Eros would be even more loyal thanks to the boons Eros grants when it comes to granting eternal love and such.

Basically most "cheating" involving monsters is more a case of a monster falling in love with a claimed man and forcing herself on him or otherwise making herself a new wife. I doubt Eros considers such things an intentional betrayal on the part of the man, and thus if it did somehow happen to an adherent of hers (perhaps unlikely given the protections she grants) she would no doubt forgive it.

Eros' curse is essentially reserved for people who worship her and yet go out and intentionally destroy/betray love. Such a person would be so rare/unusual that perhaps that is why the curse itself is one of those "it is said" things rather than something well documented.

>>22414837
>Come with me if you want to meet your waifu!

Give a Cupid an arrow and she'll ask for a bow.
Give a Cupid a bow and she'll be giving away the arrows.

>>21321749
>Cupid
Can you even monsterize into that?
Either way, pretty good. There's going to be lots of loving and heart-eyes.

>>21309539
Keep in mind the risks, and that its likely she will be the one fucking you.

>Basically, it is a potion for human men to drink, it is not recommended to let monsters drink it. That is because, as we know, the desire monsters direct towards their spouses is an unusual thing, and even if it is only one monster, they are beings that pour enough lust and pleasure to nearly drown a man.

>Therefore, if such monsters multiply, and impulsively move to rush a single man, the man will be assaulted by an overwhelming pleasure of unfathomable degree. It is unknown how much will be squeezed out before a man loses his mind, or even how much will be squeezed out after he has lost his mind, but for a man with a defiant heart, perhaps it might be nice to give it a try.

>>20553715
Though such extreme trauma isn't mentioned, the Enhance Lover spell might still help:

>This spell is granted to adherents by the god Eros so that they can convey their love even more deeply to the one they love, and so that even those who are clumsy and awkward at expressing love can get their feelings through to the one they love. And at the same time, it's also something that was born from the god Eros' lamentation over the existence of those who falsify love to ensnare others and the resultant emergence of those doubtful of the love of others. For that reason, the caster must truly “love” the partner she is targeting with all her heart. False love such as that of those who feign love out of desire to exploit their partner is never granted the goddess' blessing.

And

>The “love” a monster directs towards her husband is tightly bound to lust, and it is an extremely deep “passion” rooted in a monster's instinct. Like the pleasure a monster's body provides her husband, it is essentially “superhuman”. When made aware of it by this spell, the existence of that “passion” within the monster's heart and the fact that it is entirely directed at himself will clear away all the fear and doubts of even a man who is doubtful of the love of others so that he can drown in the love and pleasure that is provided by the monster.

>>20398446
And the last of the heiromancy articles:

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>Enhance Lover

>Difficulty: 1 out of 3
>Mana Cost: 1 out of 3

>A hieromancy spell usable with the blessing of the goddess of love, “Eros”. It's one of the most basic spells of Eros' hieromancy, a spell which grants adherents “the power to convey love”. It is invoked whenever the caster “expresses love” though words, gestures, etc., granting those “expressions of love” the blessing of the great goddess of love. The goddess' blessing lets her partner know that the “love” indicated by the caster's expression of love is not false, but is from the heart. The caster's words of love work their way into her partner's heart more deeply, enabling not just the meaning of the words to be conveyed, but even the feelings and emotions of the caster imbued in those words as well. When the caster's fingertips touch her partner's body, it makes him feel affection and kindness, and when she firmly embraces her partner, he is enveloped by warmth and solace, so that even without words, her love will certainly be conveyed beyond a doubt.

>This spell is granted to adherents by the god Eros so that they can convey their love even more deeply to the one they love, and so that even those who are clumsy and awkward at expressing love can get their feelings through to the one they love. And at the same time, it's also something that was born from the god Eros' lamentation over the existence of those who falsify love to ensnare others and the resultant emergence of those doubtful of the love of others. For that reason, the caster must truly “love” the partner she is targeting with all her heart. False love such as that of those who feign love out of desire to exploit their partner is never granted the goddess' blessing.

>This spell cast by “expressing love” naturally also applies to the sex acts that monsters perform on their beloved men, which are their greatest expressions of love. Everything from the indecent way they move their hands when fondling their partner's body all over, their alluring tongue which thoroughly licks and brings in the penis, and even their body as it shakes on top of their husband, will end up receiving the goddess of love's blessing. Sex with a monster whose body is blessed by the goddess doesn't just bring her husband pleasure, it lets her husband know how madly in love she is with him while performing the act and even how much rapturous bliss she is experiencing from it. Each and every caress from a monster ends up taking on a meaning equivalent to a confession of love and courtship display. The man will end up being pleasured and having his essence slurped amidst a sweet sensation akin to having “I love you.” “I adore you.” constantly whispered in his ears. Additionally, for example, even if a monster wife is reticent and inexpressive, and even if a highly arrogant monster calls her husband a slave and boasts that sex is nothing more than an act of feeding, the “love” hidden within will be completely conveyed to him.

>The “love” a monster directs towards her husband is tightly bound to lust, and it is an extremely deep “passion” rooted in a monster's instinct. Like the pleasure a monster's body provides her husband, it is essentially “superhuman”. When made aware of it by this spell, the existence of that “passion” within the monster's heart and the fact that it is entirely directed at himself will clear away all the fear and doubts of even a man who is doubtful of the love of others so that he can drown in the love and pleasure that is provided by the monster.

>............
>~a cupid, an angel of love, quietly grabbing the hem of her partner~

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Translation note:

>*”lover enhance” is probably phrased this way because the verb comes last in Japanese, so it seems reasonable to adjust it to “enhance lover”.

>>20264318
>Also, by becoming a hero, the direction in which power growth is spurred is determined to some degree based on the the god's doctrine and the aspect over which she rules. In the case of heroes made by the hand of the chief god, she tends to mainly produce superior warriors and magicians with the objective of fighting monsters, or superior healers to treat the wounded in battle. On the other hand, the power acquired by becoming a hero is not just physical abilities and mana.

>By receiving the blessing of the goddess of love, “Eros”, sensitivity and expressiveness are honed, and one can become a songstress who inspires emotions filled with love and hope in people, able to revitalize people's hearts just by singing, and worshipers of “Hephaestus”, the god of smithing, acquire superhuman concentration and surgical precision, becoming craftsmen who create weapons and armor that are even favored by the gods. Such individuals are also “heroes” blessed by the gods. However, in human society, the term “hero” is only used to describe “heroes who have received the blessing of the chief god and fight monsters”. Artists, craftsmen, and so on, who aren't involved in fighting are not treated as heroes regardless of whether they have the power of a hero or not. Also, of course, incubi and monsters who have received the blessings of gods who favor monsters are not treated as heroes either.

>Furthermore, in the case of the chief god, the birth of most heroes is also accompanied by an oracle or a hero ordination ceremony performed by the Order, and even when such functions are skipped and the god directly confers power upon heroes, the god's voice instructs the heroes themselves about their mission in most cases, so most of the chief god's heroes are self-aware of the fact that they are heroes.

>On the other hand, as for the other gods, if it seems that a human they're interested in “is about to reach the limit of what is humanly possible should the current course of growth continue”, they may sometimes awaken that person's power as a hero without any ceremony or divine revelation, and in such cases, that person will usually not be self-aware of the fact that he had become a hero.

>“In the name of god, let us confer heroic power upon thee.
>And by god's commandment, I shall constantly be with thee...
>Always... No matter what the time...”
>~a valkyrie who guideth a hero~

>>19330101
I agree, we need to bring back love to this thread. This aggression is getting out of hand! Someone needs a handjob!

What is the cuteness to lewdness ratio of this idea:
>Church of Eros has magical items designed to tell little girls when their body has become developed enough to safetly have sex.

>>18805450
I will fight you.

Who’s ready to fall in love fuckbois? The dawn of the day of romance approaches.

>>18210294
>>18210292
>Blushing intensifies silently
Who would win in a shy/anxiousoff, a Cupid or a Nightgaunt?