Monster Girl Thread

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Shoggs make for good technology helpers

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Cute dragon girls?

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>>19096878
>It looks like you’re searching for “Big booty Maid French outfit tits”. Do you want some help with that?
>you appreciate her helpfulness, but not saying it aloud as you ride the train back home from work

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>>19096878
How can kikimoras even compete!

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>>19096885
ok

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>>19096878
Can Shoggies help me code? Because I REALLY can use some help right now

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>>19096885
No. Very Cute dragon girls.

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>>19096768
>Visit porn.com on your Shogware computer
>Every single thing is exactly what gets you going, it's the perfect porn site only you can access
>Even better is knowing that your maid will reenact any video you rate highly later that night

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>>19096888
That’s why you wear earbuds in public. She can whisper all kinds of lewd things directly into your ears.

>>19096892
Whats up? I might be able to help?

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>>19096901
>Needing to wear earphones
Please. She could just morph your collar into a pair so you don't even need to bring any. Oh. You were aware she was also your shirt, right?

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>>19096895
The computer comes with a special USB onahole attachment made just for you.

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>>19096895
I wonder what it looks like when Shoggy does a slow striptease for Master. Since it’s all just her, it would take some good acting on her part to make it look like she’s taking clothes off.

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>>19096895
>After clicking on a video, you notice the man is entirely missing from each and every video.
>The girl is acting like she’s really having sex with a man and cum is appearing, but there is just a black void where the man is supposed to be
>Notice a button next to the player
>”Add to queue?”
>Must be a playlist feature.
>Add a dozen or so videos that look good that you’ll want to save for later
>Get home to your shog
>”Hello master! I’m so glad you’re home. I see you added some movies to the queue. Shall we get started?”
>Reenact every single video you added to the queue, in order.
>Load the website the next day.
>POV and multiple angle views are now available for the videos and the void is replaced with you

>>19096922
Even more convenient! Aren’t modern innovations great?

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>>19096922
Just how far could Shoggy go? Could she make a pair of glasses give you a heads-up display and augment your vision?

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>>19096944
Depending upon how comfortable with it you are, she could just augment your eyes directly.

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>>19096901
I need to create some certain websites for my school assignment but I have never used php or css or js or whatever shits that are required for web developing before.
Now I am going through php basics but fuck this is frustrating. How can people even use this shit? This is the most degenerate piece of language I have ever laid my eyes on.

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>>19096944
Someone did a greentext a while ago about a Shog replacing your contact lenses, so I'd imagine something like that could be done.

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>>19096940
That’s one dang convenient meido. She’s savvy too, sounds like a Shog born here on earth who knows a bit how the world works.

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>>19096956
Dropdown boxes.

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>>19096954
I don’t mind it at all, but I do want to make sure that I’m seeing Shoggy with my own eyes. She’s too beautiful to see any way other than her pure true self.

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>>19096959
Definitely. One feature I’d really like is Shoggify. Always able to know exactly what song you want next and find new songs you’ll like. Plus, the option to have your waifu cover the song is amazing. Even the advertisements are more bearable.
>”Want a break from the ads? Cum in your maid now to listen ad-free for the next 30 minutes!”

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>>19096990
If I'm traveling I hope she's got a convenient way to make that payment handy...

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>>19096994
All Shogphones have the ability to morph into onahole mode at their master’s request.

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>>19096990
I prefer Pandora(‘s box). Opening the app makes me black out and my memory go blank for an hour, but when I come to I feel so refreshed and clean inside and out!

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>>19097023
Sounds like a great app for bedtime.

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Now I’m imagining Shog in a Steve Jobs turtleneck with cute glasses advertising all the features of Shogphone to you. While Shog also sits next to you and exclaims “Wow masta! Are you gonna get one?”
It’s all her anyway. She’s a cute actor in such scenarios.

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>>19096958
>Replacing contacts
Small time. A real Shoggoth will replace your eyes.

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>We can rebuild her, we have the technology.

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>>19097048
Problem: will I be seeing what's real, what's REALLY real, or what Shog wants me to see?

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>>19097061
Cyber arachne are probably embarrassed that their legs aren't real.
Automatons probably call them posers

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>>19097043
>”We’d like to thank you all for coming to our unveiling keynote presentation!”
>”One more thing...”
>”Everyone look under your chair! One of you will be lucky enough to get a Shogphone, for free, today, with a complementary infinite universe plan.”
>You look under your chair
>It’s the new Shogphone
>”We found our winner! Give him a hand ladies! Good night!”
>Entire amphitheater of shoggs clap for you as you turn it on
>After a second, it boots on with a cheery “Hi master!”

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>>19097070
That depends. Could you see infrared and ultraviolet before? She kinda forgot what the base level ability of humans were so she picked some neat abilities she saw other animals on Earth had. Take a look at how pretty the flowers are now!

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Infinite keks.

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>>19097074
Cute!!!
Gonna kiss my Shogphone’s screen to see how it reacts!

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>>19097091
You ruined it.

You ruined it and I'm leaving.

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>>19097015
>Onahole
Not convenient enough. Have her morph into a condom that applies itself and then milks you. You wouldn't even need to unzip your pants.

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>>19097092
That's how you unlock it.

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http://cowfee-bold.tumblr.com/post/174223927132/shoggoths

How do you get past the safe mode filter without signing up?

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>>19096944
Wouldn't she just fill your vision with shog ass and shog boobs?

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>>19097100
If your wearing your shoggoth pants and undies, like you probably are, then it can simply collect through that. Plus, no embarrassing wet spot wince it absorbs instantly!

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>>19097107
You don't.

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>>19097107
You can't because tumblr is trash. Great shogs though.

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>>19097043
>wake up in bed next to your Shoggoth meido/waifu
>go into the bathroom and brush your teeth your Shogbrush while your waifu makes you some Shogfee in your favorite mug
>get dressed for work, go downstairs drink your Shogfee, kiss your waifu goodbye
>drive your new Shoggoghini to work, as your Shoggcedes-Benz is in the shop
>check your Shoggphone for messages and check your fantasy baseball team
>work until three and go home listening to that catchy song by Shoggy and the Blowfish “Dick the Meido”
>get home to your meido preparing dinner
>you pull her in for a kiss and try to get frisky while she tells you to wait for tonight
>go into your home office, get on your Shogbook and start listening to Shoggtunes while you send some emails out to your family and friends inviting them to your waifus birthday party next week
>yoir meido then tells you that dinner is ready
>go eat some Shogloaf and potatoes and broccoli
>help your meido clean up the table, ask how her day was
>remind her that people will be coming over next week for her birthday
>can’t have a mixup like last time when she almost sent your sister in law to the abyss
>go watch some Shogflix while cuddling with your meido
>get frisky on the couch
>after two rounds you two retire to the bedroom where you go another eight rounds
>just as your about to go to sleep you hear you meido softly laughing and telling you that you’ll make a great father
>fall asleep while hearing your meido/waifus soothing voice speak Eldritch to you

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>>19097107
You get an anon who bit the bullet to grab the images.
https://i.imgur.com/EoikteK.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/5sQUw89.jpg

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>Encounter a cute fairy
>She speaks with an intolerable working class British accent
Oh no, what do I do with her

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>>19097107
http://data.tumblr.com/f5c3594a533a4a9286e5ec2e7b4c15b5/tumblr_p96d7mTV4i1vgf8opo1_raw.jpg

http://data.tumblr.com/f65ea8bae90cef2fdba2be5f354e7561/tumblr_p96d7mTV4i1vgf8opo2_r1_raw.jpg

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>>19097130
kill

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>>19097124
Gosh.

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>>19097124
Some may find this comical, some may even think it horrifying, but to me this is total perfection.
Shog life is the good life.

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>>19097130
Marry her.
t. working class britbong

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>>19097128
>>19097134
Danke. Have this Aryan mermaid as a token of my gratitude.

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>>19097124
>>19097142
I'm too much of a modest guy for this level of Shog life. A cozy two story house, simple yet dependable Shogmobile...I don't need much.

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>>19097124
Imagine how perfect everything in this scenario would work out for you. It’d be like you’re surrounded by an aura of good luck and blessings and lewd love.

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>>19097143
How do you not laugh at your own silly accent

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>accidentally gave the mermaid spammer something
fuck

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>>19097130
See if she can lead you to a group of freshly monsterized chav girls.

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>>19097148
Wait is that Ro as a mermaid? Perfect.

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>>19097157
By laughing at silly accents further north and the welsh.

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>>19097115
The wet spot may not be embarrassing, but the ahegao you make when you jizz in your pants certainly would be.

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I want to introduce a Lich to speedrunning games.

She could probably practice nonstop for weeks.

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>>19097183
Imagine all the alps in monster girl speed running communities.

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>>19097183
>>19097189
Delete this.

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>>19097124
I hope meido is good at riding on top.

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https://solonelyreviews.blogspot.com/p/dimension-of-monster-girls-morgaaaan.html

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>Call me heavy and I'll turn back to my Dragon form on top of you!

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>>19097202
"Top" is a concept that doesn't matter much with slimes, and even less so with shogs. Still, like everything else, she'd be good in the sack.

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>>19097245

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>>19097245
Can't hear you, your fat thighs are covering my ears.

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>>19097245
>>19097254
Why are dragons so good and lusty?

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>>19097091
>make her as un-sexy as possible
he has failed

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>>19097061
Cyborg girls are the best and cutest

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>>19097091
?

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Don't go near the water.

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>>19097300
Is it racist to sing Waltzing Matilda to your Bunyip daughterus as a lullaby?

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>>19097252
I bet a Shog really getting into it would do all sorts of cool stuff, like while you’re making out a bunch of hands and arms spawn from her puddle beneath you and rub and caress you all over, or when you’re about to cum on her face in a handjob she spawns two more heads so you can bukkake them all at once as they look up tongue out and eager.

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>>19097300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyw0xeOwVd0

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>>19097300
Gonna play with her ears

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>>19097300
I want to go to mge Australia to flirt with the dangerous monsters

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>>19097300
Fuck you, cunt, I'm goin' swimmim'.

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I want a buff bunyip to snuggle!

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[Maid in training]

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>>19097481
I want to write that on the hotpants of an indentured servant from a species one wouldn't expect to be a maid.

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>>19097538
Dragon maid!
Vampire maid!
Wight maid!

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>>19097161
>trashy drunk Cheshires that make onis look high class

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>>19097549
In hot pants and a tank top, armed with nothing but a feather duster!

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>>19097622
>Trashy clothes
At least let them wear a fancy maid uniform!

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>>19097636
They can have proper clothes when they're proper maids. Until that, they're only good as eye candy.

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>>19097611
>you will never be assualted by some drunk, trashy Cheshire sisters at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert and taken back to their trailer for the “afterparty”
Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t mind getting raped by some trailer trash CC MG in a tube top and daisy dukes.

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>>19097681
Is there any difference between a red and blue oni when they're drunk?

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>>19097713
I'd imagine since Blue Onis seem to hold themselves back more that they'd be more intense when they're drunk.

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>>19097713
Blue oni would give you the choice between willing snusnu and rape snu snu. They're also softer for the post coital cuddling.

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>>19097719
Fun Fact: Scientists have observed there are 4 major archetypical responses to getting drunk:
>”Earnest Hemingway” - No significant change
>”Marry Poppins” - Extroverted individuals become more outgoing and happy
>”Nutty Professor” - Introverted individuals become more willing to take risks and become social
>”Mr. Hyde” - Individuals become more reckless and impulsive
Which one are you and which one is your waifu Oni lovers?

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>>19097751
Why limit it to Onis? Why not everyone's waifus?
Because I can tell you my Demonfu gets really cuddly when she's drunk.

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>>19097751
>Hyde
What if one of the onis is called Samantha?

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>>19097681
>two cheshire sisters with messy, poorly-dyed hair and crooked tails corner you outside the men's room
>some shitty sex pistols cover band is moaning in the background
>they're both wearing dirty sweatsuits, covered in trashy tattoos and reek of gin
>their English is barely comprehensible past their snaggle-teeth, trying to talk around their cigarettes
>suddenly they start getting grabby and trying to slip their hands under your clothes
>"Yew wanna fook mate? Ey! Yew wanna fook?"
>they start licking your neck and grinding you, blowing smoke in your face and tugging on your belt
Shit, I think I'm feeling it too, mate.

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>>19097762
She can't keep getting away with this!

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Tell the teacher what you have learned recently

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>>19097656
Then let it be proper eye candy. A frilly bra and panties, those frilly maid-style cloth cuffs on her wrists and thighs, high heels.

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>>19097790
I learned that it's futile to resist, I have become a full-on waifufag. Gonna start commissioning stuff soon.

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>>19097790
I learned about teacher's fetishes, panty colors and how much she masturbates.

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>>19097790
The arc length of a given vector equation can be defined as the definite integral of the magnitude of the derivative of the vector equation from the start of the arc to the end of the arc.

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>>19097800
That's step two. Conveniently, they will also optionally be wearing those under their actual maid clothes.

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>>19097790
Fruit jerky is a thing
Theres only so much granola one should eat per week.
"May you live in interesting times"is just a fancy way of saying "I hope you step on a lego"
Blue cheese dressing and BBQ sauce make a great mix to go on pork

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>>19097790
How PID systems work.

Imagine a missile launched to hit a target. The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error

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So I'm gonna send in my dick throne animation commission, but I was wondering.

Womb tattoo: Y/N?

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>>19097920
Y

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>>19097920
Y Y Y Y

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>>19097336
>quote from man with crushed pelvis

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>>19097920
Sure.

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>>19097920
>Womb tattoo: Y/N?
1000% yes

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>>19097790
Lymphomas can sometimes ignore most treatments and keep on progressing.

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>>19097920
Womb tattoos are a must.
https://twitter.com/BeLu133/status/988668541510402049

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>Finally sent Melon a commission email
>Check timestamp
>Already passed mailing period
>Still hasn't responded a few hours later
I shouldn't have dawdled.

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>>19097920
Y Y
Y Y
Y
Y

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>>19097922
>>19097923
>>19097930
>>19097932
>>19097964
Looks like the yes has it.

>>19097964
I was thinking of using https://i.imgur.com/mSitPTp.png as a reference.

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>>19097928
Think of the aftercare. It's worth.

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>>19097975
Oh, and I only really know of dynamo-x who dose porn animation commission. Do you have any other recommendation or should I just go with him?

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Bullying ancient evil shortstacks!

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>>19097975
>https://i.imgur.com/mSitPTp.png
Pretty good. Simpler tattoos are better, especially when they are interactive.

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>>19097975
If it's going to be animated why not have the tattoo light up as she goes up and down her throne

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>>19098014
That heart should turn white when it's full.

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>>19098011
>"How can this be...? My empire once spanned continents! I nearly conquered the world! But that damnable seal has reduced my regal form to this... this! Tiny thing!"
>"I suppose I should be a little grateful I still have my tails and my generous bosom, but my long slender legs! My perfect hourglass figure! This stout body cannot rule an empire! I'll have to make the fool who unsealed me find me a mage to restore me to my proper propor- wait what are you doing?"
>"Put me down you foolish mortal! I am destined to become the Queen of the Rising Sun Empire! Put me do- oh sweet merciful Izanami is that your penis? What do you mean that's when it's soft?"
>"Wait wait wait don't put me down! Don't put me down it won't fit! You'll ruin me! Please n-yaaaaaaahn~!"
And that's how an ancient evil was defeated for good.

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>>19098070
Gonna molest her tails

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>>19098098
While you're using her like an onahole?
She's going to pout so hard once you finish emptying your balls into her anon. You'd better take responsibility.

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>>19097988
From experience I'd say only commission him if you're patient and willing to wait a couple of months.
He does great work and I love what I got from him but he's got a backlog of commissions and a busy schedule irl.

I'd gladly wait the same amount of time again for an animation personally.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c0ca56a8e03e4c57c05fd250e1762dc/tumblr_p8rtpp9UGB1tvxyrjo3_r1_1280.gif
Seeing stuff like that really makes me want to get a salamander from him when I have the funds.

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Is there anything better than elf okayodon?

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>>19098107
I will, even if I left her looking a little bloated from all the seed

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>>19098113
An Elf harem made entirely of Octuplets.

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>>19098113
Lich okayodon

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>>19098014
>>19098027
I'm considering getting a variation for $50 extra that's basically a "Broken phylactery" version.
Glowing womb tattoo, ahegao, all that good stuff.

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>>19098118
Her body would process your spirit energy way to fast for that to happen anon. At most she'd be cum-drunk for a few hours.
Then she'd get upset that all the energy she got from you went to making her tails fluffier and her womb more fertile instead of making her tall again.

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>>19098111
>From experience I'd say only commission him if you're patient and willing to wait a couple of months.
are we talking 2 months or something like 4?

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>>19098113
Thicc Elf onee-san.

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>>19098132
Well, I'm certain that'll happen if we keep trying.

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>>19098139
>Thicc Elf onee-san
Looks like a momster but could also be both.

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>>19098133
I waited 4 / almost 5 since I caught him right before his life became hectic and when he hadn't got his own apartment yet so his situation is probably a lot better now.
I've waited longer for an artist before, sometimes it's better to wait for an artist you really want something from than get something quick from an option your heart isn't in.

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>>19098113
Elf twins

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>>19098121
How do it make it up to them when you accidentally call one by another's name?

>>19098126
Undead okayodons are weird, it's hard to truly enjoy the age difference when they're both technically 300+ years old.

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>>19098166
Fair enough. I'm gonna send in the commission and see what he says, I commissioned him before, but that was just a single pic, and that was done fairly quick.

Also, I've decided to have a broken phylactery version.

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How do you feel about momsters that encourage girls to fuck their sons?

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>>19098183
Indifferent.

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>>19098183
That borders on cuckqueaning, especially if the momster in question is single.

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>>19098139
Making older monster girls wear the outfits of their youth is what life is meant for.

>>19098183
Pretty interesting if she gets in on the action too, otherwise she'd just be a sort of awkward wingman.
>Bicorn momster who insists you have a full harem by the time you graduate high school

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>>19098178
Going all in? Nice. Hopefully all goes well, Liches are great.

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>>19098175
>Undead okayodons are weird
It's fine.

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The last of my waifu commissions from Sookmo finished! It's a really nice set, I like how it sort of progresses through her day, and I was thinking how it would be really nice to be her secretary!

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>>19098233
>That borders on cuckqueaning
No it's not. She's just being a good mom.

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>>19098233
Here I assume the father is healthy and giving it to her every night.

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>>19098257
You've got a really cute waifu anon.

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>>19098257
>be her secretary
Is she not the secretary?

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>>19098233
Yeah anon. And if you're not a daughteru dicker you are a cuck.

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>>19097091
She almost looks like Hexxus from Ferngully. Would fap if she had Tim Curry's voice.

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>>19098257
Lovely picture, though I think her top leg looks small compared to her bottom one.

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>>19098183
What about momsters that subtly acknowledge and approve of you being her young daughter's husbando?

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>Bumming around the house after hand surgery, typing and general tasks are shit.

I need a maid

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>>19098316
Hi Glenn.

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>>19098313
They're the best. Especially if they give you sex advice as their daughter is embarrassed.

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>>19098308
I'll probably regret this but https://imgur.com/a/5bVD3Fw here you go anon.

I just need your signature and it's all yours.

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>>19098183
>Anon is driving back from a meeting with one of his coworkers, a Dhampir, in the car
>Gets a frantic call from his Apophis mother, it's largely incoherent but he hears "help me" enough times to worry him
>He apologizes to his coworker and gets on the highway
>15 minutes and 2 speed cameras later, he's at his mother's home
>He bursts through the door expecting the worst only to find her setting the table for dinner
>Anon's coworker follows him inside just as his mother greets him
>"Ara, and who's this? You didn't tell me you had such a cute girlfriend."
>Her acting is terrible, she bugged your car again
>Start to tell her that this wasn't funny, but she interrupts you
>While you're both here, come take a seat and have a meal. No buts, come sit."
>Your coworker obviously feels awkward, but sits down nonetheless
>"What'll you have, dear? Water? Wine? Something stronger?"
>Your coworkers says water is okay
>"Wine it is!"
>Your mother leaves the room and immediately returns with a glass of red wine, almost like she had it prepared already
>Your coworker takes a sip and then a few moments later, she starts getting noticeably uncomfortable
>"I see you're feeling it already. Is my venom a little too strong for you, dear?"
>By the time she finishes her sentence, there's already a naked Dhampir writhing around on the table
>Your mother wraps you up before you can do anything and sinks her fangs into your neck
>You're only able to get out "Mom, what the fu-" before it turns into a moan
>She uncoils herself and gives you a push towards the Dhampir who is now shamelessly masturbating on the dining room table
>"Go get her, Anon" are the words of encouragement your mother leaves you with as she slithers out the front door
>"I'll be back in a few hours, I'm meeting the girls for a movie! Have fun you two!"

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How would healsluts MG be like?

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>>19098347
>I just need your signature and it's all yours.
Won't fool me, demon!

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>>19098347
>Glowing cujine
It'll take more than that to get my signature, Fucksmith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19097790
I've learned that autoresolve may as well not work.

>>19098388
>MGs
>Healing

There's only two of those that do that work because they're easily the most qualified to do so. All the other healers are human men.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love being the healer for a party of buff/strongfat monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098501
I want the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098524
Being the tank for a party of chubby monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098489
>Human men being healers
There's only two types of those: jaded healers that make you beg or potential alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098561
Well, I can certainly say Im the former

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098531
Not that anon but YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098589
>Anon getting fawned over by pudgy/shortstack spellcasters and DPS

Well, at least you know what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/V27Jgoor.jpg

One of two materclaws got finished, and I must say I'm really happy with this, I like the way he draws the wife. Hopefully I'll be able to post the second one before the weekend is over !

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098624
Those daughterus look like they're ready to pounce, cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098489
>Man-thing! Time to raperape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098561
What about a gentle giant of a healer with a soothing, velvety voice that takes the hurt away? Can I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098624
Nice, cow mouse remains cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098669
Yes, you can be the alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098673
Oh, come on. There's nothing alp about being a soap opera doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098624
Nice mice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098680
Sorry guy, it's cheesy porn doctor or alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098607
>P'Orc battlemage
>Holstaur mage
>Troll healer
That's my dream party

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098724
Sounds nice, lots of soft girls who probably want to spoil you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098705
Cheesy porn doctor can work. As long as I get to wear a white tuxedo mask costume.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to have sex with your waifu, and why is it the reverse missionary position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098758
cowgirl while tied to the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098758
>Reverse missionary
Isn't that just cowgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098782
No it's amazon you fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098758
Lotus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098758
Reverse mating press by gentle MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098784
Got a link to what it looks like? I can't be bothered to remember fucking positions

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098758
The best way is not a specific position. It's an attitude, and angry sex is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098784
>>19098790
But that positions is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would you have hatesex with? Which monster would be the best candidate for that honor of being so hated by me that I choose to rape her and her only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098782
>>19098791
https://www.kinkly.com/definition/14542/reverse-missionary-position

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098810
>Kinkly explains Reverse Missionary Position
To get into this position, the penetrative partner lies down with a pillow under their lower back if needed. The receptive partner straddles the penetrative partner then leans forward so they’re lying down, face-to-face. This keeps the receptive partner’s back rounded forward instead of arched. Partners can take turns doing the work here, making this a very equitable position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098807
Smugcaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098791
You have the internet at your fingertips you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098810
>Woman on top
So cowgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098751
>I'm Doctor Dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098814
Congratulations for being able to read and figuring out how to copy/paste

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098823
I was thinking Fuxedo Mask, MD but sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098816
Perfect. Just right

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098832
!Caps are perfect for rough sex. They can dish it out as well as they can take it, and might even enjoy a little ryona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098822
I guess the key difference is the girl is lying down on top face to face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098842
>White Redcap is annoyingly clingy and air-headed
>Violent Redcap is crass, smug and shit talks hero Anon at any chance she gets
Perfect little rapebaits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098823
>>19098829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Jxo9czqeU

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098848
Why didn't you say so earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098489
Do you really need to post a shitty /tg/ monster every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098871
It's cute so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098893
It's pretty shit. Literally nobody likes Skaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098857
Fighting your waifu before sex is the wisest of tastes. I would probably dick a Redcap just enough to leave them a constantly horny Pinkcap.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Oni's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098931
I know it's a quirk of non MGE character design, but I can't help but imagine that Blue Oni's skull decoration being the actual skull of their Grandmother on their father's side who constantly shouts at them to get a husband already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098807
Vamp Mosquitoes

Their bite remains itchy until she heals it for you. She'll probably make you marry her first too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098900
Not even skaven like skaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099023
>Get taken by skaven and get a harem
>They're all tsun to each other and competing for the man thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098871
Do you really need to bitch every time someone posts a non-rule breaking monster girl you don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099029
Imagine a complex web of intrigue, complete with betrayal, murder, bribery, and politics; all for deciding who gets your D that month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099049
People love to bitch about something they don't like. I think it counts as a fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099052
>Murder
>Implying it really isn't just getting a girl to ahego so much that she can't even think about standing

It would be a shitshow though, an adorable one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098900
Yeah, i'd much rather have one or more of the three flavours of WH elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099057
They might not necessarily be murdering each other.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to send my MG daughteru to school wilt her holes stuffed full of egg vibrators!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098758
That's not how you spell "doggystyle." And you can easily adapt it for facefucking too, by taking position at her front instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099062
Maybe.
Would be funny to see Rat Ogre-chan tying up some of the other girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098758
The best way is whichever position she likes most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099063
(｢･ω･)｢がおー

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099063
>Gao!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099057
>>19099052
>>19099068

Sounds like my kind of harem, though I think I'd make time to dick all of them equally. I want to see what kind of fetishy curses the shamans come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099063
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099063
Jesus Christ, a lion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099049
Implying it isn't because only faggots like Ace, Shoggocks, and Psychofox deal with Skaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099100
>Local Anon raped by Lion girl because he can't get back to his car in time
>The two are now happily married

Another good end bought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099121
Bet the safari nuki was involved in that one, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099130
Hey the brochure told me there is no unauthorized breeding in Monster Girl Park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099055
Yeah
It's important to remember that they can't actually stop you from posting things

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099117
Hate them not the girls anon, skaven are just more aggressive bustier mice! They only want and deserve a little love

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099121
I want to mess with the Ratatoskr news station's teleprompter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099098
>Shaman gets mad at Rat Orge-chan for making fun of her smaller breasts before tossing her out of the room
>'Fine fine, if she wants to be a cow, then she be be a cow!'
>Hits the rat ogre with a spell that make her chest start leaking milk constantly along with being thrice as sensitive along with making her chest go up a few cup sizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099136
Yeah, but if you looked at the paperwork a little closer you'd see that there's a clause stating the act of attending Monster Girl Park is informed consent and breeding with consent isn't unauthorized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099150
Silly shaman, that'd only make her hubby want to play with the rat-ogre's tits even more! A better idea would be to hit herself with that curse, twice! That or temporarily lolify that rat ogre while she's in heat and then throw her at their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099145
>In other news: Anon is both strong and cool and every monstergirl should marry h-
>Who wrote this crap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099169
Hey, if she hit herself twice then SHE would be the cow and a single grope of her breast would get her ahegoing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099182
If it means her husband enjoys toying with her breasts more than the ogre's I don't see how that's a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099117
Letting other people ruin things for you is one of the most spineless and weak things ever

[Anonymous No.]

>Just a normal day at the Aquarium

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099197
It's going to be a problem because her huge breasts are going to be staining her robes and making it tough to do her job

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099208
What is she doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099241
Pressing her boobs against the glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099250
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099241
Napping, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099208
>the merrow exhibit is just them reading erotic fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099264
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anons. Name your top 3 favorite monstergirls and your top 5 thread appropriate fetishes!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Top 3 Girls:
>Sandworm
>Jabberwock
>Apophis

Top 5 Fetishes:
>@#$&^%
>Tongue
>Big tits
>Deepthroat
>Impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>Monstergirls
Kobold (waifu and daughteru)
Kikimora
Wendigo

>Fetishes
Latex
Bondage
Oral play
Petplay
Chastity

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099449
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Cheshire
Holst
Jinko

Pregnancy
Lactation
Expansion (Breast/Rear)
Fat/weight gain
Cum inflation

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099459
He said thread appropriate, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099459
Fuck off to /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Favorite girls:
Night Gaunt
Atlach-Nacha
Alice

Fetishes:
Loli
Latex
Blowjobs
Anal
Fucking Night Gaunt wife in all 3 holes while trasformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099459
A man of culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099459
IF KDF can restrain his autism so can you, fatfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>top 3
That's a bit of a tough one, I can barely contain it to 10 but I'll go with the first ones that come to mind.
>monster girls
Wight, Lich, Salaamander
>fetishes
Rough sex, threesomes, intimacy, [redacted], [redacted], impregnation and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>Troll
>Holstaur
>Kunoichi

>Big butts
>Spats
>Buttjobs
>Facesitting
>Shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099434
Huff the fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098624
>https://i.imgur.com/V27Jgoor.jpg
FAT RAT IS FOR HEAD PAT.
GIVE HEAD PAT FOR FAT RAT.[/spoiler
FAT RAT MEETS FAT CAT
FAT CAT EATS FAT RAT
FAT CAT MEETS BIG FAT BAT
BIG FAT BAT MEETS BIG FAT RAT
LEWD THE BIG FAT RAT
LEWD THE BIG FAT CAT
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

What'd be a hellhound's or ushi's idea of a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>Lilim
>Hellhound
>Greenworm/Papillon

>impregnation
>soft femdom
>childhood friends
>handholding
>pillow talk/post coital cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099504

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099478
Holst facesitting sounds like it could be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>hellhound
>kikimora
>uh.....I guess I'd take a bunyip

>creampie
>threesomes
>gentle femdom
>loving missionary
>reverse cowgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099503
Imagine a Hellhound raised by an Anubis:
>6:30 - Meet Anon at Porkers for beer and wings.
>7:30 - Invite Anon back to house.
>7:45 - Rip his pants off as soon as he enters the threshold.
>8pm to 4am - Ride that son of a bitch like a stolen motorcycle until he knocks me up with triplets! (Them mom will finally get off my back)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Out of order
>Manticore
>Hellhound
>Gazer
Mershark and Apophis are also tied for third

>Mayadere
>Sharpteeth
>Anal
>Deep kissing
>Just...holding one another and never letting go

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099502
I would enjoy cuddle cat and fat rat together

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>Dragon
>Kiki
>Salamander

>Extreme vanilla
>Deep kisses
>Thighs
>Sporty girls
>Facesitting

Something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>hellhound
>jinko
>manticore & griffon

>femdom
>paizuri
>cunnilingus
>ear-play
>scratching & biting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Gazer
Mershark
Apophis

Femdom
Stockings
Facesitting
Masochism
Feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>Mad Hatter
>Dark Mage
>Demon

>Expansion
>casual sex (like nonchalant constant handjobs etc)
>wish fulfillment/granting
>lactation
>facesitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>Holst
>Wyvern
>Anubis

>Lactation
>Paizuri
>Light femdom
>Denial/edging
>Tailplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099546
>Stockings
>Feet
>Two of his top three cannot facilitate either
Must be rough, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099546
>Mershark
>Apophis
>Feet
Hold on a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Anubis
Yuki-Onna/Zombie/Kejourou

Thighs, handholding, scent-fetish, naked ribbon, light bondage

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099503
>hellhound
A hike in the woods late in the evening. That turns into a midnight hunt in the forest.

>ushi-oni
A monster truck rally. Need I say more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Dragon
Atlach-Nacha (without transformation)
Hellhound

loli
anal
maledom
size difference
handholding

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mix all the different kinds of monster girl venom together into a single concoction and then dose a human girl with it and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Borealis https://pastebin.com/8dJdunTD
White horn
Arachne

Skinship/Cuddling
Bloodplay
Roleplay
Anal
Outercourse

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Automatons
Familiars
Phantoms

Lactation
/ss/
Facesitting
Pantylines
Yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099598
Absolutely based tastes. Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099596
>Outercourse
you what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099596
I'm glad northen anubis left such a mark on you after those posts, she's such a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099593
You get a mess, that's what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099598
If you're who I think you are, try writing again. If not, still fantastic tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
- Girls
>Large Mouse
>Dormouse
>Houri

- Fetishes
>Fat tits
>Lolis
>Pregnant Sex
>Rape-play
>Scent stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099596
Winternubis a cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
anubis
cheshire
manticore

legs (includes feet)
pregnancy/impregnation
whispering/earplay
oral
cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099629
>tits
>lolis
Does not compute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099611
Yeah, I originally was just spitballing with that first greentext description but once she got drawn and I actually saw her I fell for her, hard. I think I've gone full waifufag. I'm putting away money to commission some art right now.

It's a weird warm feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099638
Never heard of oppai lolis anon? I actually like my tits and my lolis desperate though, on different girls. But those are a thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099604
Sex without use of orofices. Covers handjobs, legjobs, paizuri, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Brown cow
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68906728

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Anubis
Kiki
Nureonago

Oral
Anal
Facesitting
Marking
Body worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099640
She's a real cutie, congratulations!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Monstergirls
>Mofu
>More Mofu
>Literally anything with soft fur and good thighs to lay my head on
>Salamanders and anything in the dragon family are okay too.
>Kejourou

Fetishes
>Butt Stuff Preferably her butt.
>Sexual Violence (No actual hitting or anything like that just hair pulling, spanking, choking, etc. It ain't love making if you don't feel it the day after.)
>Humiliation
>Love Bites
>Eye Contact/Handholding/Cuddling. Just general intimacy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099649
How now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099657
Meegwetch. I had to restart it due to a hardware failure and data loss but I have a story about her in progress, and I've been working hard on my writing skills. I hope to bring her to life even further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099663
Considering this and my weird fetish for girls with facial scars, am I a sadist?

[Anonymous No.]

Quick new wife commission

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, get the waifu(s) ready for swimsuit season

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099710
She looks like a 50's housewife. All she's missing is the dress and a smoking habit.

Does your wife cook, Gazerfag?

[Anonymous No.]

What are you going to do, rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099754
I won't, but she might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099763
>Quote from man raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099723
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Holstaur
Hakutaku
Minotaur

Pure love
Footjobs with stockings/pantyhose/thigh-highs/that sort of stuff(ironic I know)
Lactation
Impregnation
Large breasts/paizuri if those count as fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>stop at red light on my way home from the grocery store
>blasting some music with the windows down, not many people on the road
>seconds later, another car slowly rolls up next to me
>at about 3:30ish in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_UeBxEQPQ
>glance over and see blank stares from the occupants
>green light, we both go our own ways

So, anons. That brings a thought to mind. Imagine a mamono. Any mamono. Now imagine she was the sole occupant of that other vehicle.

How does she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099772

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Wendigo
Nightgaunt
Atlach-Nacha

Public sex
Impregnation
Male transformation, within limits
Switch dom
Molestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099791
>What an odd fellow

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099779
A cow purist. Excellent. You have my respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Kiki
Shoggoth
Cyclpos

>Emotional healing
>Groping/Massaging
>Breasts
>Legs/Leglocking
>Spooning

Voyeurism gets an honorable mention.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet a anubis has the most strict workout regime

[Anonymous No.]

When portals open make sure to have all your papers in order. Or you will get arrested by MG police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099791
Your greentext gave me a different idea:
>Have holst waifu
>You're driving around town at night
>Pull up at a red light
>Holst waifu gets agitated
>Starts trying to rape you when you're driving
>Pull over and let her have her way with you because there's no way you can stop her at this point
>After a good half hour she finally calms down and your resume your drive
>Pull up to another red light
>The whole process repeats
>Try to get clever and drive down some side streets
>Your headlights shine on the red stop sign
>She rapes you again
>This happens about 15 times before you make it home at 5AM in the morning
Having a holst or mino waifu is harder than it sounds at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099807
I just can't help myself around them, their powers are too great.
>>19099838
I don't know man that just sounds like date night to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099835
>big butt mg cop
I'll just get myself arrested on purpose by grabbing it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write a story about a kejourou, but I don't have any ideas.

>>19099792
Marrying the eel whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099871
Hairdresser kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099871
>want to write a story about a kej
>calls other girls whores
Ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099887
It's not my fault, it's translation.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you make stubborn MG daughterus eat their veggies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099909
Cum topping on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099909
By eating their vaggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099909
Damn it... I read that as 'stillborn'

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099909
These >>19099916 >>19099919

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099909
I've found making a bowl of pudding and dipping carrots and celery into it as a dip works. Although the wife makes it seem much lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099909
I tease her weakness with a smug smile and ask if that's the might of a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099909
My daughteru loves food anon, she'd eat her veggies without any encouragement!

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to wiki to nab any new cheshire pics I haven't tracked down.
>Dicks
>Dicks everywhere

Why is the wiki such a fucking shit stain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099972
Not defending them but, you can choose to ignore stuff you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099838
>Not blindfolding your Holst so you make it home at a reasonable hour, then taking off the blindfold in a cushioned red room and letting nature take its course

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099978
I don't like being lactose intolerant, but that doesn't mean I can just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099978
I'm well aware, it just pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099972
It's retribution for all the Cheshire avatarfagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099972
Futafags are cancer. They push it down everyone's throats. It's clear that the wiki is run by them. They'll reject most other fetish content from the wiki, but futa is given an exception

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus are too slutty to be cutesy housewives

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck a pregnant holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099994
Lies and slander!
>>19100018
Pregnant MGs are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099835
>in MGC there are men with rap sheets that could wrap around a city block
>not because they are criminals, but because some monstergirl cops keep arresting them on trumped up charges so they can spend some time in the "interrogation room"
>the arresting officer also hopes her repeat offender will get sentenced to house arrest (her house, of course)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100018
Do you want to get calcium poisoning? Because that's how you get calcium poisoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100018
I want to fuck a baby holst!

[Anonymous No.]

I need a World-Class Doragon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inf7l3DzNk8

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099992
You do realize that there's more than one of us right? I'm the other cheshire poster's shitty inbred cousin, complete with flamethrowers and chainsaw hands.

>19100043(you)
I will now use said flamethrowers and chainsaw hands to purge this
fucktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099972
anyone that likes Cheshire is a faggot one way or another

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100018
It's completely natural and encouraged, all pregnant monster girls should be dicked repeatedly during their pregnancy.
>>19100039
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100035
What are you even supposed to do when a dirty cop keeps getting you arrested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100072
As a cat person, I'm obligated to automatically like all Cat MGs.

Even the Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100065
tfw no space paladin gf with a flamethrower and chainsaw fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100082
Rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100087
Well I sure hope you can do without handjobs cus she's gonna bring you a whole new meaning to "edging."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099871
>Lonely Kej runs an onsen inn out in the sticks
>she's very lonely but only old bald men come into her store anymore
>none of them look at her hair, they're all dirty old breast men
>one day a bancho with a huge pompadour comes in, he's left his gang and is debating cutting it
>kej catches him staring at her hair while she brushes it
>she finds his collection of high-end products for pomp maintenance, decides he's the one
>she pulls out all the stops to make him love her
>pours his sake by wringing it from her hair
>repeatedly tricks him into touching it
>She even gets him to use it as a towel
>he goes bananas, fucks her bangs with his pompadour and they live happily ever after

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a bunch of little Sabbath lolis all the joys and wonders of shoplifting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100082
not much you can do. they have their own Miranda rights
>You have the right to a handjob
>Anything you say can and will be used against you in the bedroom
>You have the right to a wife
>If you do not have a wife, one will be provided for you
>With these rights in mind, do you wish to marry me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100105
Everyday we stray further from the light of god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100115
I need to call the MG police and stop you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100128
t. balding

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100154
Hair is not a sexual orifice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100178
Tell it to the Kej, pal. You're going downtown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100178
Brush the bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100183
You'll never take me ali-mpmphphmmph

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100211
And it's thanks to the long dick of the law that just ass was served.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch porn while my
Kiki is under the table giving me a blowjob. How dutiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100330
You can't have that happen and not expect to eventually wake up in the middle of the night, tied down to the bed, your maid's fat ass bouncing on you as she tries to stifle her moans, can you? Even the most dutiful and composed of maids will have her breaking point.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright fuckers, I've decided to make a deal with you. I'll give you you're waifu.

BUT, seeing as none of you little shits deserve happiness given you're complete inability to actually strive to achieve it. I'm going to make you fucking work for it.

You have three methods for getting your waifu.

Method 1:Succubisation
On the night of the next new moon you're waifu will appear in your house in the darkest place possible. (A broom closet, the basement, etc. The only requirement is the complete and total lack of light in that spot.) However she will appear in her traditional monster form even if she doesn't actually have a normal monster form (Succubi, inari, etc.) The point is it will be a very unpleasant and horrific sight. She will have no regard for you as a human and will immediately try to kill you and fulfill her bloodlust. The only way to stop this is to restrain her and rape her. That's right anon, your going to succubise her. Gradually, she will turn into her normal monster girl form, and her temperament will change to match. But it will take some time. If you're waifu is a dragon or another super powerful monster. I suggest you pray, but I'm not even sure if God can help you.If you're triggered by my uses of your and you're this will be the method you go through by default unless you pick the mystery box.

Method 2: Rape Stay Night
On the morning following the next new moon. You will wake up to find your waifu in bed with you. On your hand you will find three command seals that will force your waifu to perform any actions to the best of her ability. In addition to this, every other anon out there praying for a waifu will also receive the same. In 2 years time your waifu will dissolve into ash unless you kill all the other anon's waifus. There can only be one.And yes, if you produce any children in that time frame they too will dissolve into ash. No, nobody can be revived if they die.

Method 3: Completely normal waifu
On the night of the next new moon you will meet your waifu completely by accident, and you'll some how hit it off with each other. You'll go on a few dates, and eventually you'll decide to go steady, but there is no such thing as mamano mana, meaning she has no obligation to love you just because you put your penis in her. If you don't put any effort into the relationship or otherwise neglect her or hurt her, she has every right to leave you. She can cheat on you, disagree with you, and all the other horrible things that come with being their own person. Her body won't change just to suit your wants and preferences. She'll have her own dreams, opinions, and kinks. She won't just put your feelings first by default. That being said, she's not going to just hurt you for no reason, so you have nothing to fear.Right?

Of course these aren't the only methods, there's always....the mystery box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
Well what's the mystery box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
Just alp my shit up senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
>Method 1
>Lilim
Hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
How do I rape a real Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100487
I believe the technical term is "yiff"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Dark Slime, Shoggoth, Will o Wisp

Sexy lingerie, bondage, fringe science, delinquents/bad girls, tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
1 is the best option for me, I'm not above a little bit of bestiality if it means the ultimate dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
3. Hopefully nobody else will like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
But anon, she's already full monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100474
I'll take this guy when you're done, Robot Devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100515
Shitty fucking choice for option one or three, not too bad at all for option two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100469
>>19100474
Inside the mystey box is....A noose!While you're suffocating to death, no doubt you will probably hallucinate due to your brain's rampant oxygen deprivation. During which there is a slim chance you will actually dream of a life spent with your waifu. But if that isn't satisfactory for you, you can always venture into the....mystical cave of wonder.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
I'll take option 3, because i'm 100% confident my waifu would love me more than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100524
Well what's in the mystical cave of wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100524
Stop giving Wisps a bad name. They are more than mere suicide spirits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100524
>mystical cave of wonder
You mean the Matango pit? No way, Robot Devil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100539
How strong is a wisp?
A lot of souls would be opposee to her so she would need a way to force herself upon them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100539
Yeah! They probably appreciate a good accident or well-placed homicide, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100524
>A noose!
Well slap my ass and call me Sayori! Today's my lucky day!
But since I'm feeling lucky, give me the cave.

[Anonymous No.]

How did shoggoth get so popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100556
As far as Undead go, the ghost types are probably considered very powerful. It's unclear whether a Wisps fire is similarly destructive to real fire though. The profile says it can flare intensely.
>>19100560
I think a small appreciation for those is universal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100084
>Here let me defend my case by pointing out that I'm also a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100616
Just gonna point out that that is a completely different fag, not that I particularly care if I piss you off PMSanon, but I just don't want any confusion going on in case I somehow get pinned by you and your reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
>She can cheat on you
Yo there's being your own person and there's being a complete piece of shit. You say she's not going to hurt me for no reason, but then she'd surely break up with me long before hopping in some other dude's bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100630
You don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100633
Most people wouldn't love monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100630
You belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100580
Maids are loved everywhere, and she has one of KCs best designs for a monster that had little exposure. Also her profile is very interesting.
Her rise to popularity came when she became the threadcanon sister species to Kikimoras, and then KC went and made official art to write it in stone. Cute Shoggies did the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100641
I don't believe this meme. No man with a functioning penis would refuse a monstergirl when she was blatantly throwing herself at him.

Even more so when it's a wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100533
>>19100574
>>19100545

you go into the mystical cave of wonder and find that the walls ooze viscous slime that sticks to everything it touches. You try to wipe it off on your pants only to find you've just covered your shirt in it,[/spoiler} And it's starting to crawl all over you. You scream as it spreads across your body reaching your mouth and plunging down your throat. Your voice is snuffed out, and the slime continues to fill out every part of you, your blood vessels, your brain, your lungs. Your mind melts as your body becomes a mere puppet. You watch in horror as you make your way out of the cave, unable to fight back against the pull of the slime. For reasons you can't fathom you find yourself going through the motions of your life as if it was completely natural to do. Everyone stares at you though. Not only that, but some times you feel an overwhelming ecstasy and there's a voice that speaks to you. You can't understand what it's saying but it's almost affectionate, no matter how hard you try to shut it out it pierces your mind. A few months pass and you catch it, a glimpse, you see yourself in the mirror. Rather, you see what's left of yourself, consumed by the slime. The voice speaks, and for the first time ever you understand what it's saying.

"Don't we look so cute together, Honey?"

You have no mouth and you must scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100658
>Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Well....goodnight thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn get seduced by the monstergirl versions of the three stooges
Why live anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100691
Don't lump me in with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100691
Doppel> Rach > Lala
She's in my top 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100708
>anon gets raped by 3 Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100691
Speak for yourself anon, I'd like to think I bump this threads quality up, not down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
(In no specific order for MGs)
>Pharaoh
>Nuarihyon
>Lilm
Childhood friend , gentle femdom, clothed sex,pillow talk, and hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Really nice sweater commission from VCR! A tall lovely older dark-skinned monster with in a sweater is like a match made in heaven, I love my wife.

Also I don't know if this was posted here yet, but Ramen drew a really fantastic Monster Girl Dungeon Crawling pic!

https://i.imgur.com/Gy0mAHv.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100725
Why is Wock always touching up on her tittuus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100726
Because they're the lewdest dragons and she knows what she's working with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100725
Great Wock, and that group piece is really, really nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19096885
Yes suh!

[Anonymous No.]

>I got a baaaaad feeling about this, Sarge
Do you take her concerns seriously, squad leader anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Some anon posted some pages from Monster Musume in /v/, and it was from some extra chapter involving Wasp, Leech, and Kyuri. He didn't provide a source on where it came from, and the thread 404'd since it was a very off topic thread. Is there another scanlator doing those other than Pretty Anon? Because that extra chapter isn't on any of their release pages, nor is it on any of the reader sites that I know of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100799
We can just go home then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100822
Back to base? Just like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100827
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099835
>I am arresting you for your crime of fantasizing!
>You perverted ero-glasses! I will never let you go!
>Haa...
>
>Why are you handholding me like we're lovers?!
>But you said you will never let me go..
>Th..That was my first handholding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100819
These threads don't really talk about EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100799
Discipline her for tempting fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100831
Well shit, I thought it got banished to /jp/ and became part of this. My bad then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100838
It was originally, but mge ended up consuming basically every other 'fandom' that is supposed to be part of this thread. Nowadays if you mention EMG people here will just call you a cuck and a furry for liking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100838
Try /c/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099472
For some reason I was surprised that someone who likes chaos species also likes latex then I remembered Night-Gaunts are basically a latex fetish species.
They truly appropriated the fetish and they have so much more going for them that it's hard to think of it of them as "the latex fetish species".

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to go into any dungeon with a well balanced party. You never know what you may run into.

Artist is Ramen
Check out his twitter, it's full of some fantastic art this month.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to go into any dungeon with a well balanced party. You never know what you may run into.

Artist is Ramen
Check out his twitter, it's full of some fantastic art this month.
https://twitter.com/RamenWarwok

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100838
>>19100819
I seem to get away with general EMG posting for some reason.
Side content has never been really taken care of on their own website.

For any other extra stuff or 4koma books, just check the archives,
I think keeping that stuff around is too close to the line for pretty anon to step into 7shit territory.

They can TL it, but if they make it obvious, there's no reason to buy the books. Seeing as TTF/TF did a much better job of translating it.
No one wants a volume 4 where every other sentence has "itsy bitsy" in it besides pure meme shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100956
Like everything in this thread, the reactions to anything simply depend on the time of day.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Latenight cat

[Anonymous No.]

Praise your darling Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100799
She has better senses than humans so maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101056
She's adequate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101056
Only if she keeps bobbing her head on my cock while I'm having dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101047
I want a Latnight catgirl late at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101087
That's a bit cold. You should be more considerate of her needs.

[Anonymous No.]

RIP AND TEAR YOUR PANTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101231
I'm gonna kiss her!

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't turn down a blowjob from a monster girl just because of her sharp teeth, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101254
Absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101254
Monster girls are the only beings in the universe that you can implicitly trust with your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101265
Depends on the monster
Wouldn't want one of those "kill/vore" monsters on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101273
What could you possibly hope to accomplish with such a shitpost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101254
Nope, but only cause said teeth act like demon silver or she's practiced well enough on Licking Fruit that I needn't be worried

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101254
I would specifically request them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101273
Stop my boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101281
Fuck if I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101282
I'd be more afraid of a monster girl with demon sliver-like teeth. If she gets too into it the blowjob will quickly devolve into a bitejob and then she'll turn your dick into a broken faucet as she keeps biting it and making you cum without rest.

>>19101288
Good. There is something magical that happens when you entrust a monster girl whose mouth is designed to tear apart flesh to give you a safe gentle blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

You'll get dehydrated out in the sun. Go ask that nice plant for some nectar. It's for your own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101413
I'll just walk around her, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101413
I only drink from the prettiest plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101413
I'd pollinate that pistil, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101413
>>19101484
>Drinking plant nectar
No thanks. I'll let a honeybee girl drink it for me, fill up her stomach with it, vomit it back up into her mouth, chew it for awhile, and then spit it out in its new form, honey, to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101506
Honey is too sweet, I can't stand it. Tried to put some in my tea a couple times and the bitterness was just completely ruined!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101506
That's fucking lewd.
Try to picture her letting the sweet honey slowly drip into your mouth from hers while she holds eye contact with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101515
I really dig it when they stare you in the eyes while they do what they do. Makes me feel like a deer in headlights.

[Anonymous No.]

There are 1.8 BILLION planets in the habitable zones of their stars in our galaxy. Let's go check some out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101558
She looks like the kind of person who has towers of pizza boxes all over her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101512
I love honey. I eat a couple spoonfuls of raw, unfiltered honey everyday. I've tried honey in my tea before; personally, I liked it, but tea is better with just sugar. It's easier to gauge how exactly how sweet you want it.
>>19101515
Honey is wet when it's freshly made, so it wouldn't be as slow as the stuff you have in your kitchen. But it wouldn't be too fast either I imagine. Maybe just a bit more viscous than saliva, perfect for those intimate moments. Tastier and sweeter too!
>Eyes locked onto each other
>Her mouth wide open getting every nearer towards yours
>More and more you feel her hot, steamy breath fill your nostrils and mouth simultaneously
>Her breath has a sweet smell to it
>Slowly the honey stored in her cheeks works its way down her warm, wet tongue, mixing in just a slight amount of her saliva
>Her hands hold your head in place, caressing and running her fingers through your hair
>The incredibly sweet honey slowly drips onto your eager tongue coating it more and more with each passing second
>Just as you're about to gulp down her sweet, sweet honey she pulls you in for a kiss
>The two of you pass the honey back and forth before you finally gulp it down
>The experience leaves the both of you entranced
>The two of you continue you to deeply kiss each other, the sweetness everlasting
>Each moment she gets ever more forceful with you, ready to copulate with you, the man of her dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101560
Who would throw away perfectly good fort-building material?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101568
Ictiosis is a mixed bag, some of their stuff is absolutely beautiful while sometimes they suffer from really bad uncanny valley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101568
Holy shit is right. The way the face is drawn makes her look like she's a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101562
Bees are way too lewd.
>Her mouth wide open getting every nearer towards yours
This can be even more arousing if she has a monstrous mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101635
Unfortunately, considering the diet of honeybees as only being the honey. I can't imagine them having monstrous mouths. Not like a mershark or hellhound who needs sharp teeth to tear through meat,

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a Lich wander the world and expose charlatans and hoaxes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0yII8OT5fc

[Anonymous No.]

Who is canonically the angriest / meanest MGE right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101699
But she's an actual magic user.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101712
Sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic but remains science nonetheless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101701
Meanest are still Manticores, angriest are probably Nachos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101642
That's ok. We can leave mandibles and other fearboner to bugs who aren't as sweet and kind-hearted as bees.
They do need cute lips though.

>>19101701
Manticores are the meanest.
I'm not too sure about angriest right now but Balrogs will definitely take that role once they're released.
Just imagine a large muscled fire demon girl who contains within her the raging eruptions of the most dangerous volcanoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>reading the original Jurassic Park and Lost World novels
>they're way spookier than the movies
Not cute or whimsical at all! Dinosaur bad! Dinosaur bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101788
Translators note: dinosaur means terrible lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101788
The first JP had pretty poor pacing for a movie, and the climax was silly. Some of the scenes were spookier but it would have made for a less iconic film.
The Lost World had a tiny cast compared to the movie, but I really wish they would have carried over the flashlight scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101701
Clearly its the dormouse. Truly rage incarnate that's why they sleep so much, all that anger burns them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101858
>rip&tear
More like tear up since she woke up and hubby isn't home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101858
That looks like a girl who can't go to the bathroom alone at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101904
I'll escort her to the bathroom, but the deal is I get to watch her pee

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet the leader of a hugely muscle porc horde and find that shes a chubby, shortstack High Orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100448
I live how easy this is. 3 without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

Deep down, do we all just want our equal?
Someone to spend the nights caressing and the days striding towards the future.
A partner who can intuit your thoughts and laugh at your sense of humor, who might not have all the same knowledge but "gets" you regardless.
The wellspring of stability in comfort in a shifting, uncaring world. Eminently familiar yet a source of constant surprises.
Love unconditional not because they're simpleminded or locked to some instinct, but because in all their great intellect they've come to appreciate you and your flaws more than anything else in the world.
A dancer who never misses a beat, the other side of a flawless duet, your indubitable partner in crime.

Our better half.

Isn't that what we want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101944
I just wanna shag some mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101957
I hear you.
Buff mice, chub mice, or cow mice, I just want mice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101966
The only vermin I'd try for is a fire rat.
Gotta get in that kung fu hustle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101858
I want to rub my cock between her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101944
I feel like I've read this before but yes, exactly. The key is to have someone that you can make happy in a way only you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101966
>ywn have a pack of chubby, well endowed mice all trying to feed you their breast milk while riding your dick raw
It gives me a deep, spiritual pain anon. I don't understand what makes mice so high tier, but bless those girls. They're the cutest and the lewdest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101975
I'm Ok with all three, I just want some variety in the bodies.
A tomboy fire rat would be good to start with though.

>>19101988
My brother, you understand me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101983
It's not a pasta, but also not an original sentiment.

I just really want my waifu. I don't know her name, I don't know her appearance or personality even, really.
I'm sure my enduring love of Mamizou would influence something.

Each night I dream that I will wake with her beside me, and we'll both know our desire was somehow fulfilled. Perhaps we died, maybe the world changed. But we're together, and would cling until we couldn't any more, afraid that the dream might end.

And then, of course, I wake up alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101904
Don't judge everything on looks alone, that's one of the ways the most dangerous lure you in. Everyone knows to be afraid of the dragon, nobody expects the cuddlemouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101988
>Smallest (height-wise) is also the youngest.
>She's also the bustiest
>Always comes up to 'oniichan' and offers him her milk before the others an

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102225
An evil cat in heat, prime for impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
>Shog
>Lich
>Hellhound

>Ahegao
>Impregnation
>Femdom
>Cosplay
>Kuudere

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum inside of fat cat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102308
Yes, but dragon ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102225
Imaigne being the closest human male to a catgirl in heat. I would be hard dealing with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be born to a normal human family
>Grow up in a monster friendly neighborhood
>Your parents don't know much about monster girls
>The local monster cakes keep trying to rape you but are always accidentally scared off by your oblivious parents
>The day you turn 18, you get a phone call from your friend who lives across the street
>He invites you over but sounds pretty nervous
>You guess your friends are throwing a surprise party for you and play along
>There's a windowless van outside your home when you head out the door
>You pay no attention to it and walk around behind it
>The rear doors burst open and you're yanked inside
>The van starts up and drives off
>Looking up from the floor, you realize the predicament you're in
>There's Cassie, the 43 year old Manticore who lives down the street
>Dana, also 43 and a Manticore (no relation) from next door
>Elizabeth the Succubus, 48, who lives on the next street
>And offering a "Hi cutie!" as she drives is Mary, the 51 year old Demon who followed you from school to school as the school nurse
>You feel a prick in both arms and realize you've been given a double dose of Manticore venom

[Anonymous No.]

This is now a no honk zone, dude. I better not catch anyone honking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102337
How do those girls go so long without raping anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102308
>4 ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102360
They made a decision a long time ago and are nothing if not persistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101712
Who's better at exposing a fraud than an actual mage? That's right, nobody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100716
They wouldn't even be able to figure out how to undo your belt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102399
>>19102399
They couldn't get the father while they were in highschool so they decided to get his son?

[Anonymous No.]

Dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102734
I want to bend that wight over a table and pound her while her legs dangle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102578
I feel like I’ve seen that anime before.
Oh yeah it’s Tenchi Muyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102353
Dammit Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102734
It's hard to type one handed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102397
So what

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099909
I'd tell my Hellhound daughterus that it's a shame that a man is stronger than them since I can eat my veggies

Unfortunately the wife overheard this and practically overdosed on broccoli

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103030
You could of just told them that girls who don't eat their veggies get Baths

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102397
Because clearly you can see 4 ears in the pic.
Please make an appointment with your nearest optometrist anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103030
Can confirm that this works. My Hellhound wife and daughters are currently going through their third pound of carrots of the day. They've already eaten five whole sweet potatoes each because I told them that their mofu will so much prettier thanks to all the good nutrients in them and all the boys will fall over themselves to date them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19102784
I want to alternate between tenderly fucking a loliwight's mouth and pulling out to press her cheek against my cock, and tell her to get a good close look at the thing going in her ass soon while she stares at it with shining, heavy-lidded bedroom eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103030
Ive never gotten why people act like broccoli is disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103098
it's a matter of taste really

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103056
Somebody didn't watch Kemono Friends i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>19101254
Of course not, the teeth make it more exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my dominant momster to shave my legs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103098
I just can't stand how bitter it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103212
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103221
>Bitter
Really? I've never noticed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103234
Maybe it’s for his swim meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103234
Because sonus shouldn't have all that unsightly excess hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103269
What monsters like hairy men and which ones like smooth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103250
I can see a high school boys swim meet being sold out because of all the desperate CC monstergirls who want to oogle the swimmers in their speedos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103516
They are no longer allowed to attend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103516
>All those CCs at a swim meet
>None at hockey
Its a tough life in the rink

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103236
I've heard this a bunch of times, but I don't understand. Broccoli is easily one of the most bitter food I can think of.
Maybe it's something location related? I know that the tomatoes I get here are basically just water, while mediterranean tomatoes are pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103538
Maybe, I don't taste anything bitter about it.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you one night stand a CC monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103554
She goes yan

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103537
Oh please. You still get desperate CC MGs at the ice hockey games, they’re just all Ice Queens, Yetis, and White Horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103538
Broccoli isn’t bitter when you put a shit ton of cheese on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103587
Would be nice then, although you forgot the yukis.
I wonder which would go for the goalie though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103587
Don't you get hurt a lot in ice hockey?
I think a team had 2 of their players throats slashed by the skates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103596
Or you could just eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103604
Depends, you have to be pretty unlucky to have your throat get cut, most injuries, aside from bruises and cuts, are tears, broken bones, and sprains

[Anonymous No.]

>>19100657
Some people might not like the monster bits and that's not to mention the other people who still call monstergirls furfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103612
>The girls who bully anon at school come to one of the hockey team's games.
>Their smug smiles evaporate when anon gets checked into the dividing wall and doesn't get back up.
>The Cheshire that leads them almost looks like she's gonna cry when the medics come onto the field, declare that he has a concussion and a broken arm and then stretcher him out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103639
I actually saw that happen to one of my teammates, got spun around in the air and had a concussion.

The ironic part is that you're pretty safe as goalie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103612
>you have to be pretty unlucky to have your throat get cut,
Monster girls would probably get hockey banned if they witnessed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103666
Or at least lobby to get the blades made of something safer like Demon Silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103666
Hey, you run that risk in everything!'
Its less common than you think, along with not as fatal as youd imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103671
Yeah but then you wouldn't get to see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY89WmecbkM

>>19103674
Yeah it just completely ruins your chance at playing again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103671
You're not SUPPOSED to step on people either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103677
Are you kidding?
Once that shit heals up you can just get on the ice again and maybe go back to wearing a neck guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103604
It can be pretty brutal. I played for over a decade when growing up, and I had 2 broken arms, 2 concussions, a dislocated shoulder, a slew of miscellaneous sprains, bruises, and cuts, and once I got taken off on a stretcher after getting slashed in the windpipe. Still a great sport though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103683
Tell that to Clint.

[Anonymous No.]

Keep in mind that not all loli foxes are innocent balls of fluff. Some are very cunning creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103706
HEy, if you don't want to bounce on then so be it, some do and some don't

[Anonymous No.]

I would give the swordlim a new sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103726
The real problem with loli foxes is they only have one tail.
Fortunately that’s pretty simple to remedy.

[Anonymous No.]

Hard choices every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103757
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103770

Cute snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103746
Well I guess being a suicidal alcoholic didn't help much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103770
he knows you will buy all 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103770
I choose B for that Bust!
But you'll probably get all three, which is even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103757
I wounder what a guy preparing to fight a seductress thinks when he encounters a warrior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103861
Ironically, he'd probably be seduced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103770
B since there's more going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103770
B is more interesting composition-wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099871
Literally just think of any scenario where you would find a human girl and make her a Kejourou instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103912
Not him but how would you go about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099881
Would her skills translate to mofu care? Would she have a huge stable of CC regulars like inari and tanuki who all come to her because they have no husbands to help with fluff care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103977
Cursed shampoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103770
B

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103861
>Warrior anon tasked with slaying a lilim breaks down the door
>"Aha! foul temptress of the night I have trained for many a moon to not... be...seduced?"
>Anon is rendered confused at the sight of one of the most infamous breeds of succubi decked out in a warriors outfit and armed with a longsword.
"Resistance to seduction you say? Excellent! That means nothing will distract you from our fight!"
>Anon doesn't no what to do, confronted with a sex monster wanting to battle first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103990
But what would the woman be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104014
A Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104017
Before the transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

So you're the one that stained them.

[Anonymous No.]

What's rapebait to a MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104037
Your average woman, with frumpy hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103770
Yup definitely B

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104040
Yes anon. I go around cumming on random girls and hiding my SE behind seven magic walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104042
A young office worker, tipsy after his fist work related drinking party and taking a shortcut through a back alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103726
I want cunning little loli foxes to subtly manipulate me into raping them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104062
What if his MG boss and secretary are the ones who find him taking the shortcut? Sure, they're drunk too, but they couldn't possibly take advantage. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099772
whats even covering her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104160
Eel slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103123
i find tomato disgusting but i eat it because its a vegetable

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104181
thats what i figured and am now wondering what paizuri would be like with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104146
Alone they couldn't but together even drunk monster girls are scary. Poor/lucky guy would get violated by his demon boss and her devil secretary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103977
How about this

>Soldier, either foreign or domestic, disenchanted with the stuff he's had to do in the line of service to his country or Order
>Finds himself in a Yūkaku to relieve stress
>Unbeknowest to him, it's one of the mamano brothels
>His hostess is a Kejorou
>They're sharing drinks-- and then the flashbacks hit him-- Summer heat, the smell of rotting fruit, sounds of dying men and monsters all around him (Since it's a pre-current DL war)
>Her touch brings him back down to Earth
>It's warm, sympathetic, and comforting
>She jostles her kimono in just the right way, letting him see her breasts pushing up against each other just the right way in their youthful firmness and fullness
>They fuck
>???
>Whatever ending you want

Or conversely

>Anon meets Kejorou in a mountain onsen frequented by monsters but no people (Unless they're being fucked ragged in said onsen)
>???
>Whatever you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103049
Truly a harrowing task having to bathe a family of stinky hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103079
silly girls, I guess their mother hasn't told them how she got you, and it didn't involve you falling over yourself rather her uh, "falling" on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104301
Bathing the kids is easy, you just gotta bribe them with candy.
Its the mother thats a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103606
What kind of god are you that you can eat Broccoli without steaming it or covering it in melted cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104324
Anon broccoli isn't even that bad, c'mon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103686
That's why I'll just stick to basketball, you'll just tear a few ligaments and maybe break a bone from falling.

To which the MG physical therapist will happily spend 9 months rehabbing your torn ACL with "experimental" exercises

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104322
Bribe her with dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104324
its also fine with some ranch

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104326
but nobody eats raw broccoli anon, it taste bad unless you do something to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104354
I don't normally eat them raw either but like, it's not THAT bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103726
They're easily drawn to food though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104324
>>19104354
What
broccoli doesn't even have a taste until you cook it
What the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104324
I usually boil and blanch my broccoli, and then add it to a stir-fry.

Why are we talking about broccoli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104375
Can you convince a loli fox to touch your weird place in exchange for some fried tofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104385
>FB_IMG
Fuck off duder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104385
That's a really cute plant. She has a cute outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103726
Very cunny creatures indeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104318
They'll never know because my wife thinks that I'm even MORE smitten with her since she started eating her veggies! A con for the ages! Muahahahaha!

God help my pelvis if she ever finds out that I only said that so she'd eat her veggies and our girls would as well.

For any anons out there who want your girls to eat right, try what I've done. I even got them to eat curried lentils and potatoes yesterday and they only had a small helping of chicken compared to the veggies!

Oh and uh....it turns out that I was right about veggies making the mofu so much better. My wife's fluff is super soft and practically shiny right now. It makes our post-coital cuddles so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

Posting some Rach because she's a babe.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet its every young onis dream to work in a brewery

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104584
until they learn they're not allowed to drink all of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104590
I dunno, the employee discount may be worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104590
At least, until they own the company. Then they can skim as much alcohol off the top as they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104572
Rachnee is probably the only good girl in Kurusu's harem aside from Centorea. We really don't know anything about her outside of her trust issues (mostly stemming from her own physical limitations like when she hurt her original host family's daughter) but it does help make her more relate-able. Especially given she's in an alien environment that doesn't share her culture.

She's also far better written than Miia and will always be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104486
Anon that's a wan.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread has gone too long since a shit show , so how about a controversial question?
Who here is into monster but is also bi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104666
I am not.
I will a stage 2 though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104666
I can think of at least two named posters who are but lets not do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104666
>Wants to look at strong men from behind the lines
>Turns into an Alp when a certain Lilim finds him

Strategists, not even once

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104693
You could just spoiler text it, my curiosity is intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104666
Uh....I'm just gonna keep my thoughts to myself for the sake of the thread.

Anyways, how about them mamono wives? My hellhound and kiki are perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104666
>Bringing homosexual blog posting here
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104695
>Dont know if I want to do wizard and bend the fabric of reality to perform my fetishes or fighter to go full hot blooded action.

I may take the middle ground and do muscle wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104611
Lala is better than all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104706
If you marry a kiki, does she keep being your maid or does she become a housewife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104739
Primarily a housewife but there's always room for some sweet, sexy maidplay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104666
>Who here is into monster but is also bi
As in 'being the alp' or 'shagging the alp'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104739
Title formally becomes housewife with daughterus covering the maid title when they aren't at school

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104750
Avoid both to be safe

[Anonymous No.]

Do Scyllae throat rape their husbands with their tentacles if they're being unfaithful?

pic kinda related

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104742
Seems like some kiki wives might accidentally get too into the maid "play" and go right back to cleaning like before if you don't stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104666
I am. I like girls better though, and definitely like having a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104666
What the hell those are not boy legs

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with a little Wendigo daughteru who has figured out what her Wendi screams do to people and creatures around her and just loves abusing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104816
Eunuch-ay snippy snippy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104666
Fuck off to /lgbt/ with your garbage nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104846
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104775
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104775
Cant I just ask her for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104775
Throat rape is not acceptable if it doesn't involve her tongue.
She can just immobilize him with her tentacles and rape him so thoroughly that he won't even think of upsetting her anymore. She could even cover his entire body with sucker marks so that he learns his place.

[Anonymous No.]

What should you do if your Anubis goes baby crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104914
Schedule procreation for a few decades into the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104914
Out a baby in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104920
But how do I get my penis inside her without touching her paw pads and ejaculating immediately? Bondage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104914
Double the amount of daily anal session until she enters heat.
Everyone knows buttsluts start to ovulate with enough rear stimulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104934
You stop cumming in an instant

[Anonymous No.]

It's the world famous explorer from the Rabbit Kingdom, Sophita Cottontail! Say something nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104967
She's chunky for an explorer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104967
What an attractive haircut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104967
>7.5 million
What does that number mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104985
Amount of men who have creampied her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104967
I'd be more than willing to pump her full of kids and take responsibility

>>19104974
It's to aid in seduction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104967
She's weak to anal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104989
>explorer
>seduction
Oh, so she's one of those people who want to fuck someone from every single nation and tribe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104967
But that's a handler, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104996
No, it just helps her out when when she's in a tough spot and needs to convince a guy to help.
The POWER OF MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104996
Exploring for an explorer husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105013
I want to read her cock review revue when she's done! And then travel to the country that has the worst dicks to find a wife! Turns out it's Amazons and I'm in for lifelong sexual slavery

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105013
>Explorer Rabbit making her way through a dense, uncharted jungle.
>Filling out a map as she goes.
>Hears the slicing of vines nearby in the opposite direction.
>A Human in a pith helmet with a machete appears.
>They stare at each other for a while, then approach.
>Without saying anything, she pulls out her unfinished map and holds it out.
>The Human does the same, his map is also unfinished, it's missing what she's explored.
>They put their maps together.
>They make a complete map.
>She gasps and her pupils turn to hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104943
I can't do that, anon. Her pads just feel too good!

[Anonymous No.]

Flexing on these betas

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105057
The wooly bully just has show mucles, my weresheep wife is THICK with muscle and fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105057
The Champion of the Sheep Kingdom, the Wooly Bully!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105057
That sheep looks evil. I need a wan to protect me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105072
But what can you do for wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105072
I want a tiny Kobold who thinks she's as big and intimidating as a dire Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105078
Would she do it for a scooby snack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105078
Draw baths, cook for her, worship her paws, that sort of thing.

>>19105085
A super aggressive but cowardly one like those chihuahuas who bark at big dogs and then run away the moment they look back at them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105089
Anon that's racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105078
I can make good steaks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105085
I want a small little kobold to call me cute and tell me how I need her per protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105090
>A super aggressive but cowardly one like those chihuahuas who bark at big dogs and then run away the moment they look back at them?
No, one who genuinely believes in herself and what she thinks she can do! None of that weenie coward stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

What do monsters think of humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105100
I want someone like that to take her childhood friend back from a slut who kidnapped him with the intention of NTR'ing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105120
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105120
A virgin with rage

[Anonymous No.]

>you'll never be as big of a monstergirlfag as this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105120
>NTR
Fuck right off Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105128
>he doesn't want to see a tiny Kobold going to town on a succuslut
It's funny because it doesn't even hurt, but seeing her try so hard to rescue him makes her feel bad and she just gives him back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105140
Fuck off, ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105100
Tiny fluffball kobolds standing proudly in superhero poses with smug faces! They're unstoppable as long as they believe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105135
He would later go on to torture his creation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105135
>implying I don't hug an Abomination in my dreamless sleep every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105113
Confusing and petty creatures who spend all their time fucking around with each other when they should be spending all their time fucking each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105146
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105151
The dream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105151
I'm going to hug them and ruffle their ears and there's nothing they can do against me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105155
Imagine one office lady monstergirl explaining hostile internet communities to her friend over lunch, how they just argue and argue with each other but argue even harder with outsiders. Such a waste of time, the friend thinks, they should just spend all that time with their wives.

An evesdropping oomukade who's "gone native" and can shitpost as hard as any bitter human has to bite her tongue and not correct every error the two make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105078
Headpats and bellyrubs while calling her a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105176
>oomukade who's "gone native" and can shitpost as hard as any bitter human
I'll find and marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105113
Soft,warm, and sweet smelling creatures that likes to hang out in groups and do silly cute things

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105183
>trolling IRC and creating new memes with your centipede wife

Sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105203
Is this a Tomoko centipede or a Hex Maniac centipede? How do massive hips on an oomukade work, anyway? Is the entire lower body thick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105210
Thick human hips into a thick human body.
I'd love one all night long if she was a hex-maniac type

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105216
The Hexmukade is extra creepy, anon! You're going to wake up in the middle of the night to her kissing your face and sniffing your hair and going ehehe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105135
>tfw you will never get bitten by a cute dinosaur.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105225
Then I'd just need to give her the kiss on the lips and tell her how cute she is now wouldn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19096885
Retarded dragon girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19104985
>Remember the 7.5 million Tanukis that lost their pension sheckels!

She's such a nice gal, reminding everyone about that tragedy constantly. Makes it easier for them to pickup boyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105231
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105231
Who thought it was a good idea to add EMG girls to that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105135
>Gets his arm ripped off
>Survives because all the blood goes to his dick
This son of a bitch makes KDF almost seem normal.
Almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105235
I miss those idiots, nice to see someone else watched it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105238
For the greater danuki Queendom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105231
is this chart intentionally made to piss people off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099502
All three are for squeezing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105277
I'm more confused than pissed, truth be told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19098624
I'ma deflower you blonde daughter dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105245
I don't see any EMG girls in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105231
Needs an update. Ghost to Phantom, and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105311
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105320
Are you sure it's not you? I see some non-MGE girls, but they certainly aren't from EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105320
Uh, I don't see them either. Who are you refering to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105320
He's right though

[Anonymous No.]

>three day weekend
>Spend the night sleeping for sixteen fuckin' hours instead of working on writing
Feels fucking bloggy man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105231
Could have been a good image if it just pointed out how they work, not that pokemon thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105361
I feel like I should recognize this get-up from somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

What would monster girl 4chan be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105231
>Zombie to Anubis
>Not Pharaoh
This annoys me more than anything else in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105354
i feel you man

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105374
Lots of reeing over /hbg/ being moved to /trash/, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105367
It could have been cool even with the pokemon shit added - as long as it's actually accurate. This looks like something done by someone who has only ever looked at the pictures.
Even then it's kind of iffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105388
Yeah that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105354
>three day weekend
I gotta get out of the service industry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105402
I am in the service industry. The difference is that we're not counting jack shit this weekend for good reason. One of them being stores like 7-Eleven having sixty-four grand in beer alone in their cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105246
>co-worker he's known for years literally tells him she wants him to impregnate her
>not a single fuck was given that day or any day afterwards
>meets a dino-oni-spider-ayylmao lolibaba once
>eternal erection even after she bites his whole arm off in a fit of autistic rage
Our guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103686
>>19104331
MGs would ban tackle football outright. I played offensive and defensive line and I know I had more than eighteen concussions in the five years I played for my school. Playing “in the trenches” isn’t for the faint of heart I can tell you that.
Also what sports teams does your waifu like? If she likes sports of course.

I just want an Echidna waifu so that she and I can coach our own traveling softball team made up of our daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103770
I'm going with A actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105424
A softball team of assorted species of daughters sounds really adorable. There’s something about a girl with her hair in a ponytail through a baseball cap that is so endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105135
wait whats this from it sounds cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105424
>banning a sport
Fuck that
I don't want MGs if they're going to turn the world into a nanny state

[Anonymous No.]

>>19103770
I really like C, but I feel like I’ve seen something like it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105535
Demons would be pro-Momster State, Onis would be anti. Who else would participate in the war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099269
What would monstergirl produce fan fiction even be about

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105535
Fucking this.

Can’t they all just hit the locker room and bone their wives until they’re all patched up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105566
Self-insert isekai staring overpowered beautiful MC "Not-Lizardwoman" who defeats everyone super easily, minus one tricky antagonist. Perceptive readers will note that this antagonist is more powerful than they are in canon, but also have uncanonical speech patterns that resemble those of the author's childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105424
Mamomo mana cures the concussions and resulting Parkinsons.
Even the most docile monster girl wants a strong husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are vampires always blonde and cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105607
Silver and black haired ones are olev too.

In short, Vampires are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

An Alp giving you a rim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105612
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105607
Not sure but they get bullied a lot in official material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105615
(sound of a man who needs Alp rimming)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105612
You've gotta be pretty flexible to rim yourself anon, impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105621
She caught Alraune pollen allergy. Unless someone shoved her head into one there's no bullying involved.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that two adopted momsters are better than one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105621
To vex and lovingly torment your vampire wife is one of lifes greatest pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
That is a lot of macaroni paintings to make. That's going to add up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
I would be weird explaining to my girlfriend why I have two moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
Absolutely true, and a Pharaoh/Dark Elf momster pair like that is pure kino.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could get random texts from weird monster girls who really wants to fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
Only if I can impregnate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105651
Silly Anon. If you've been adopted by two monstergirls, you won't have any girlfriends. You're going to marry your loving momsters of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
>[Anon, Come To Bed, Now.]
>"You heard her sweety, mommies want to cuddle~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105660
I'm pretty sure that's mandatory. Once you hit puberty, they'll find all sorts of reasons for you to shoot your baby-batter inside them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105659
Same. Monstergirls existing would make the world a better place. It would also improve the thread and hopefully make the discords less shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105607
I prefer sexy over cute. Blonde is good, but dark hair with pale skin is also top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105664
You're not the one who determines that. I'll find myself a cute girl who I met and start a relationship with her. I'd even ask my momsters how many grandchildren they wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
>>19105665
>"Sweety, which mommy has the bigger chest? You don't have to be nervous, just tell us honestly!"
>"...But it's me, right dear?"
>"Oh, its clearly me, we just want to hear you say it out loud~"
>Anon gulps, having just walked in the door from school

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
I want to get blacked by a pharaoh and a dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105633
What about this then?
>>19105641
The finest pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105682
Getting graped can do that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105672
Would people still post in here if monstergirls wereal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105657
>>19105665
>Dark elf momster handles punishments when you've been a naughty boy
>Pharaoh momster makes sure you do things like brush your teeth and do your homework with her God Voice
I...I don't think I could come up with a better combination of momsters than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
Name the best combo for this, and show your work/explain why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105670
>That awkward parent teacher conference where both are there, pregnant, and your teacher notices there’s no dad

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of mouse do you prefer anon? Brown fur, black fur, grey fur, charred fur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105683
>Even the mighty vampire falls to the effects of demonic produce

I'm guessing concentrated demon realm wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105687
I bet someone will post pics of their monstergirl parts here like paws, claws, tails or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105688
Holst mom and dark elf mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105688
Pharaoh and apophis. They want you to help turn the other into a mindless slut. Sometimes you'll walk into one of them caught in a shibari trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105688
>Dark Elf momster edging you with a handjob as her boobs press against your back and she practically oozes against you with whispers of how you're a naughty boy into your ear
>Always stops just short of you finishing, biting her lip and telling you if you want to finally release you have to properly finish your homework, as she wants you to succeed and is still a responsible momster just like the Pharaoh too
>Anon becomes a state scholar/valedictorian student and when people ask his moms how he stays so motivated they just giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105687
It'd be a honeypot ran by shy monstergirls turning to the internet. The random waifu questions would actually be by girls looking to change something about themselves to be more appealing, you'd have greentexts that were actually just propaganda for some monstergirl extolling the virtue of her species, and saddest of all you'd have prose stories by monstergirl authors that were basically just veiled love letters to a boy she doesn't think would ever take her as a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
Look at all that MEAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105691
Gray, black, or red, three way tie

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105681
>they give you a 'closer look' by squishing your head between their breasts
>"Go on, honey. 「Say I have the bigger chest.」"
>"Hey, that's cheating. We have to let Anon tell the truth. My breasts are larger."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
I really like that one on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105523
Latest episode of Darling in the Franxx. Show is a hit or miss, depending on if you really like the cute oni girl and the main mc couple doing cute things like me. Otherwise, don't bother.

That guy in the pic is Dr. Franxx, who's one of us. Helped the two MC's get together

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105690
>"Our Anon is doing well, right? He's such a hard worker," one of the says, giggling and stroking her belly
>your succubus teacher just looks at their stomachs
>"Uuuh yeah. I csn see that..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105729
The world building in this series is fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105746
>"Sooooo hard... working~"
>The other giggles and leans over to smooch the top of anon's head, lingering much longer than a regular mother would
>Succubus teacher sighs as both momsters' eyes start hearpupiling as they sigh and stare at anon between them, completely checked out of the conference

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
>>19105635
I wouldn't fuck my own momster, but I'd fuck anon's. If he went down the childhood path of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105635
We need more monstergirls with freckles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105758
So your anon Bro/best friend has a childhood friend and is taken, but whenever you go to hang out at his house his momster is just a bit too clingy with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105716
There could be a Pharaoh hiding her powerlevel and shitpost here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105726
Funk's Vanessa is absolutely fantastic. And lewd-free too, all tasteful. Great stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105752
It really is, and this episode drove in the final nail on DitF being irredeemably mediocre. Like I said, I only started watching, kept watching, and keep watching, because of the main couple. As long as they get a happy ending, I don't care about the rest of the plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105746
>>19105757
Exactly.
Although I'd be terrified to think how their competativeness would carry over into the pregnancy.

>My daughter is more lively!
>Well, I have two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105764
Yep. Things would get really nice once I went to his house alone while he was out playing with his childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105771
>"Anon, whose tummy is bigger now?"
>"Anon, you like my milk best, right?"
>"Anon, which mommy has the best hips?"
>"Anon, tell mommy she gives better blowjobs~"
Kids gonna have an iron will by the time he gets older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105864
Yep, he may just be prepared for daughterus giving him puppy-dog eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105885
>Anon's twelve daughters visit home for Ra's day, each of them either royalty of their own kingdom, powerful CEOs or otherwise just very successful women
>"Gosh dad, you know we love you, but you were really strict compared to the other girls' dads! You made us work for everything! How'd you get so tough?"
>Anon just grins a bit as his wives giggle and squeeze him tighter between them, each the epitome image of a fertility idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105897
Nice, although one must wonder if his wives are going to start pushing for another batch

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105897
The only way to make things better is if the daughters grew up to be just like their mothers. I'm sure they'd be great mommies too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105909
>Each batch of daughterus pairs up to adopt their own kids

[Anonymous No.]

You know a mimic would make a really good merchant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105925
I wanna see what she can pull out of her box

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105925
I would imagine she would live a sign on chest saying "FREE GOLD INSIDE! ONLY MEN CAN GET IT!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105914
>"M-Mister Anon, u-uh- I mean, g-grandp-"
>"Save it kid, we'll be here all night. Just relax and share a beer with me while your momwives are in the kitchen."
>"M-mister Anon, I'm only just 16-"
>"Then trust me, you're gonna need this."
>"W-well, I... I have to tell you, it turns out that Halla and Elua are... are pregnant... I-I'm taking respo-"
>"Scratch the beer. Lemme grab the bourbon. Grats, by the way. Took ya long enough."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105934
>Female human adventurer opens it to see Mimic-'chan' smoking a cigar and shuffling cards while she waits
>"Hey, beat it hussy, get your own spot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105925
back to /v/, but yeah they would. There is in fact a Mimic in my ideal MG adventure group for precisely that reason, as well as easy living quarters and an infinite vault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105914
>Adopting
Why would you let them do that? Just give them the wonders of having a genuine kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105925
Pretty sure I've seen someone drew powerful Mimics as entire food trucks or even a conbini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105943
See, I wonder how long it will take young anon to realize that old anon isn''t that much older than the eldest daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105716
How do you know this isn’t happening already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105955
No, its more a joke that they're repeating what they're moms do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105959
>Anons slowly become buff and manly after impregnating both of the wives
>New and young ones are always scared, not knowing they will end up the same way

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105953
Do danuki's keep mimic chests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105971
I'm imagining they all stay shorter than their wives though, as they just can't resist loving the feeling of mommydoming their husband throughout life

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105977
With how much pampering the momwives would need and how slutty they'd get for the cock I doubt it, especially when they would be taken to such great lengths. Plus, looking menacing to the younger anons would only add to the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Momster Fucking is just as bad as Daughter Dicking but you’re okay with it because your horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105989
That's why you should fuck a girl, her om and sister and your daughter after she is born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105989
Anon im a daughteru fag and even I know your wronh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105989
Quiet, you!

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would be most devastated by the fact that David Cage's latest garbage pile will be praised by people who want people to think "Games are Art" and will be glorified due to superficially resembling a movie despite the fact that it's shoddily written french garbage stealing from much better stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105989
This, at least daughterufags are relatively self aware about their degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105989
Why does everyone have to get so fetishpolice
We get it, you don't like it. We get it, it would be absolutely abhorrent if you apply it to the real world as it is right now. Can we move on and talk about our desire to fuck monsters of a plethora of ages now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105989
No, it isn't pedophilia. I mean unless you're imagining yourself as a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105989
People like you must be here for the absolute weirdest reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106008
Why does daughteru dicking always have to be pedophilia? I'd only dick my daughteru if she was of age, fucko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106000
Connor chapters were all kino, fite me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106000
Viddy gayes stay out

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105987
That's true. It's even funnier to imagine the growthspurts the anons would have at some point then.
One week they practically get lost in their momwives' cleavage, the next they're absolutely looming over them in bed while they rail them doggy style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105612
Once a man, always a man. I wouldn't even go near an alp let alone letting one give me a rimjob. Besides, when it comes to the succubus family monster girls, demons are more my style.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a hellhound overcome her urge to rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106036
A Hellhound resisting the urge to rape is like Losenis resisting the urge to put hats on everything, or Bob resisting the urge to be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106014
Literally nothing made by Cage could ever be good, it's all QTEs and zero actual game.

>>19106016
But I need to share the pain with my waifu and know all the other people who would share the pain with their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106041
Listen I agree, its a glorified visual novel without the anime titties, but if we get too far into this we'll never stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106036
I'm sure after the first rape, which is meant to cement her claim on you, she'll slowly default to gentle femdom. Sometimes, she'll even let you take the lead.

At least...until you collapse from lack of energy. Then she'll take control again for rounds 6-17.

Hellhounds are perfection. But you gotta spoil her sometimes. Go on a nice hike in the woods and surprise her by suddenly stripping and sprinting off naked. That'll REALLY get a fire burning in her loins.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you attract a monster to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106051
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106051
Be you. A monster compatible with you will turn up eventually.
If you're not seeing signs of a monstergirl check for the telltales signs that you're being stalked by a Kunoichi or a Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106008
>he doesn't want to make love to an adopted monster loli daughter
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

BEEG muscular tiddy Holst

Warning, some would say /d/ sizes.

https://hataraki-ari.tumblr.com/post/174265451020/patreon-ver#notes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106051
Be yourself. And make it clear what kinds of mamono you want to claim or that you want to claim you.

For instance, when the portals open up, I will be tracking down the first tall, fit hellhound I can and just letting her claim me. Hopefully, I can also score a cute kikimora wife at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106052
But I don’t want a Valkyrie to follow me to the bathroom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106054
How long does it take for a ghost to make her self known to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106069
I'd tap it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106099
>Huge buff Valky-chan silently fingering herself over her clothes while waiting for you to finish your shower, praying she could just have the courage to just go in one day and fuck you all soapy and wet

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, ponder upon how sleeping arangements work for harems, because everyone should be in bed with hubby, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106109
>She prays everyday that one day you will ask her to wash you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106115
Without the care of the thread REEing or not, I imagine all my harem wives (were I to have one) would enjoy each others' bodily comfort plenty and could entertain themselves even if they weren't constantly right on top of me.

[Anonymous No.]

My Dire Wendigo waifu hates it when I make her sit still so I can braid her hair for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106115
No matter how many wives you have or what race they are, be them mice or dragons or whatever, I hope we can agree on one thing. The husband belongs in the center of the bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106135
Would be the best way.

>>19106146
This is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106135
>Be out on the road with Hueg-Valk-chan
>Come across a tranquil waterfall and pool in the forest
>Feel exhausted and suggest bathing there before setting camp
>She has a blank face as she nods, but you think you notice her also making a weird humming noise
>Finally she speaks up with a certain quickness, suggesting she help wash you down from the grime of travel
>Nonchalantly agree, saying you'll return the favor and thanking her
>You don't see the humongous smile on her face as you turn to disrobe and enter the spring, with her following close behind you
And then you've got a huge amazon-tier valk that could throw a Hummer softly sponging your back, both of you naked as her heart throbs so fast it almost makes her gigantic boobs jiggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106158
Meant for >>19106126 >>19106109

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106158
Assuming Anon isn't dense-protagonist tier, how would he react to her gingerly starting to rub her suddy boobs against his back as she continues to wash him?

[Anonymous No.]

>valkyrie references right now

Holy shit. My girl's getting some spotlight.

>>19106170
Were it me? I'd reach behind me, firmly remove the sponge from her hand, grasp her wrist and place her hand right onto what she really wants to hold. We'd have to see where it goes from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106170
If he's into huge musclebound and tiddy-stacked Angelic Warrior Women (which he is), his second head would quick start rising up.
Whether she is able to take the initiative and drift her hand south to attend to her hero's "sword" is in her hands, literally.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the cuteness to lewdness ratio of this idea:
>Church of Eros has magical items designed to tell little girls when their body has become developed enough to safetly have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105612
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106187
Sounds pretty degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106174
Would you want her to gently cocoon her wings around you as she starts pumping you inexperienced yet eager?
Is she the kind to try and whisper in your ear or would it just be [Heavy breathing] as her muscles surround you and the waterfall masks the lewd noises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106187
Yeah, there's really.not much cute in that.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute musclevalk snuggling in bed while she gets crazy bedroom eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106187
>yfw they all go off instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106212
Yush.
Benching while thinking of Hero and how she wants to hold him.
Squatting while thinking of Hero and how she wants to ride him and do all the work.
Polishing her weapon while thinking of rubbing Hero up and down.
Sleeping next to Hero and wanting to just lean forward, cocoon him, and kiss him again and again and again and again and again and again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106199
Gotta have the wing cocoon. I'd lean back into her chest and let her do her thing. And I hope she'd be intensely silent with just gentle breathing and maybe a few whispered "I love you"s as she does what she wants with my sword.

We'd have to follow that little bit up with some lakeside intimacy followed by another bath in the lake, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106051
>Have a somewhat function penis
>Don't have homosexual tendencies
>Don't be a psychopath beyond redemption
Do those three and you'll be set!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else actually holding out hope that someday the portals will actually occur? I know it's a ludicrous thought but...fuck, life just gets rough sometimes. And the nightmares don't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106187
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU"RE TO BLAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106224
What if you're damaged goods?
Like scars or missing limbs/eyes etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106233
You're fucked then, what kind of girl would want anything like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106233
that would only make them want to cuddle you more

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106233
I doubt that any mamono would say no to a man who's willing to marry them and love them wholeheartedly.

At least I hope so for my sake. Otherwise, I might have some issues in the scars department. Getting shot, blown up, stabbed and bludgeoned tends to leave some nasty marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106203
How can something that involves little girls not be cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106233
>"ANON IS SOOOO COOOOOL!!!!"
>"Back off skank! I saw him first~ I'm gonna be his everything that-"
>"Both of you hoes best not be talking about MY anon! He's MY beloved, and I saw him first!"
>"No way! I wanna be Anon's beloved!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106231
BUNYIP-CHAN HAS NO GAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106229
Only every day anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106187
I don't think there would be much need for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106233
W-what about non physical damage?
My left side doesn't work too well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106222
Oh Anon you got the right damn idea alright.
I bet she's the kind of girl who wants to always have her wings around you so she can be alone with you, even hidden from the eyes of the gods.
>After finishing she gently guides you out of the lake and into the camp she set up
>her body is presented naked before you as she timidly yet determinedly lets you see all she has to offer
>her eyes dart to the sleeping roll and back to you, with the faintest blush running across her face as her whole body shudders

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106220
>>19106222
Damn, Buffkyries are sure amazing.
I kinda want to get damaged very badly in a mission so she can transition into caring for me and being my huge buff protector from there on out. Is that wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106252
Sure there would, in a setting where magic can presumably assist somebody in finding their perfect mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106263
She'd be riddled with guilt, so probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106268
Having a set betrothed or sort of arranged marriage sounds actually right in line for the Middle Eastern theme Eros seems to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106256
You're on point, anon.

Wing cocoon missionary is the purest thing in the world. Well, just after post-coital wing cocoon cuddling and mid-pregnancy wing cocoon cuddling. Valkyries are pure love.

>>19106263
Well, don't worry anon. Valkyrie is my waifu and I've been badly mangled. I doubt I'd make much of a hero now. But hey, when the portals open up, maybe there's something that can get me right as rain again so I can fight beside her against injustice and stand with her against the darkness. I'm sure she'd still love me just as much even if I couldn't though. And I'm sure your Valkyrie would love you just as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106233
>When you're basically Marv from Sin City covered in scars and you have a Succubus named Goldie

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106277
>poist-coital wing cocoon cuddling
Ah, that is the sublime stuff right there. Just imagine her short breathing slowly regulating as she stays with you inside of her and wraps you up as much as physically possible. You'd fall asleep to the sound of "I love you so much" over and over again.
And Valks are there for both active heroes and those who have already done their deeds. They would use the power of their great Light to either heal to fighting fit again or soothe to a pleasant 'Valhalla' on earth.

[Cowboy Anon No.]

I need no monster-woman....thing to defend me! all I need need to defend myself is my trusty revolver!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106187
Here is a much better, cuter idea:
>Matchmaking Blossoms
>Flowers blessed with eros’ power
>Little girls are encouraged to make daisy chains and wear them as necklaces, or to braid on into her hair.
>They normally have a closed bud, but can absorb the ambient DE given off by the monster and any SE from nearby males
>When a compatible match is detected, the flower blooms into a beautiful blossom
>This is often used by monsters too young to be able to judge compatibility based on SE
>... and girls too socially awkward to determine if the man in front of them is their perfect mate or not

>Bunyip plants a full field of them all around her lake
>A man approaches her lake to start fishing
>She sees the lure drop and scrambles to get her notecards on how to introduce herself and start a conversation
>She splashes out of the water and eyes up the man on the bank
>Just as she’s about to say hello, all of the flowers burst open around them
>The sweet smell drives her already rape-crazy mind into overdrive as she drags him down to her underwater cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106318
>but can absorb the ambient DE
Eros isn't into the demon shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106315
Go away faggot

[Cowboy Anon No.]

>>19106241
What happened to you man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106318
Yip yip!
Bunyip!

That's cute anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106322
He presented it poorly, but I like the idea of a bunch of cowboys trying to be stoic and manly with each other, while a herd of cowgirl holsts follow them as impromptu cheerleaders. Making sure nobody actually gets hurt but fawning over the displays, much to the cowboys' embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106229
Always a flicker, mate. I know it's not likely, but the idea never fails to bring a light to my eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19099405
Top 3 Girls
>Hellhound
>Yeti
>Manticore

Top 5 Fetishes
>Gentle Femdom
>Role Reversal
>Love bites
>Face sitting
>Tomboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>19105354
>work 10 hour days in a factory
>Get fridays off
>4 day weekend
>mfw I haven't written a fucking thing.

Guess I'll just stay dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106327
Fuck off cross-siter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106320
Maybe I used the wrong terms. Basically, I just want them to be able to tell if two people are a match made in heaven and bloom accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106224
So what about men that work with bad guys because they feel that despite the bad things they do the end result will be justified?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106338
I just discovered that so long as I have a boner, an idea, and my laptop I can peck a few words out at lunch. It's a start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106338
Procrastination is the ultimate enemy to mankind

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106330
>"Shucks, hard out here on the trail."
>"Ain't it the truth, pardner."

>Meanwhile in the herd of holsts watching the campfire with happy whisking tails
>"Siiigh... Anone shure is a rugged man, innit he?"
>"You can say that again Bessy, but I'm all about that Antwo. He looks rough but, gawsh, he's just one a them sweet, sensitive types, I know it~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106300
Here's hoping anon. As much as I hate what it did to me, I miss combat. The smell, the rush, the feel, the closeness. Less so the bullets ripping through flesh. Or the concussive force of an explosion. Or the cold bite of a knife getting stabbed into your leg.

Maybe with mamono here we could fight over things that are worth fighting for. Ideals and dreams. A better and brighter world. With her by my side to watch my six, warm my dead heart and ward off pervasive nightmares.

>>19106327
Shot six times across two different deployments. Had a grenade get tossed into a guard tower I was in. Was in every single vehicle in our company that got hit by IEDs in both deployments. Got stabbed in the leg by an insurgent before bludgeoning him to death shortly into my third and last deployment. Had another insurgent tackle me to the ground when we were breaching a building and break my jaw with the butt of his AK. A lot of nasty shit that I prefer not to talk about. I'm only 24 and my body feels like I'm 60. Surprisingly little hearing loss, though. So I guess I've got that going for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106363
Hang in there, Lucky. Your Buffkyrie would be in awe of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19106363
If you don't mind answering, what branch?

[Anonymous No.]

>19106315
I realize now I don’t have that musketeer holstaur saved. Anyone got the images and text? It’s not on the wiki.

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>>19106346
Apophis vs Pharaoh is a thing so morality is, in some part, subjective.

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>>19106357
Might be a bit autistic, but I’d love to see the Oregon Trail redone with monster girls.

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>>19106370
I could care less about awe. I'd prefer the warmth of her love over that.

>>19106386
Army. Made the mistake of not listening to the Navy recruiter who offered me anything I wanted in the Navy if only I'd enlist.

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>>19106396
Yeah but that's not really bad people doing bad things.

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>>19106404
What replaces Dysentery?

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>>19106416
Impotence

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>>19106357
Cute! Those holsts have to make sure the cowboys don't encounter any predatory snakes while wandering the desert, though.

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>>19106409
Where did you go for basic? I'm scheduled to leave in two months for Fort Jackson.

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>>19106409
I'll skip the Alp joke about the Navy and just stay best of luck, mang. I hope you're gettin some help.

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>>19106416
Getting addicted to some kind of wacky plant imagined by Uncle KC. How about that nudity cabbage?

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>>19106421
I mean, that must be like dying fie an incubus. Bet MG waifus wouldn't be too keen to embark knowing that happens.

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>>19106425
>>>/soc/
Get this off-topic blogshit out of here already. I guess it's no surprise you're retarded when you've joined the army.

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>>19106424
Can imagine a centaur following the cowboys around trying to get one to ride on her instead of there horses

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>>19106426
>”It’s not gay if you’re underway”
>Quote from Alp commander to his newly turned Alp crew on how to rape and marry the rest of the crew

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>>19106425
Leonard Wood. I thought CBRN would help me become a firefighter once I got out. Instead, my unit shipped out to Afghanistan twice and they put everyone into combat roles both times. Have fun with the sand mites or whatever they are. I hear they get real bad this time of year.

>>19106435
I was purposely spoilering my stuff. Forgot to do it on that last post. My bad. I'm going to bed anyways so it's done with. And you're right, joining the Army WAS a retarded decision on my part.

Goodnight anons, don't forget to cherish your mamono. And don't forget, your girl is always best girl.

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>>19106424
>"Shit! Rattler!!!"
>"Watch it!"
>"Hiss sss sss~ Oou, big handsome cowboy! You'll do jusst fine in my clutcheOOOUUFFFF!!!"
>Rattle-lamia gets absolutely bowled over by a herd of holsts, all angry-pouting and huffing as they carry her to the riverbed and toss her comically in
>Cowboys looking dumbfounded

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>>19106448
How is there not art of this yet?!

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>>19106456
The most important question is, does she give a Wilhelm-ina Scream?

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If demon silver works on the concept of making something's spiritual energy "bleed out", does that mean that stabbing a demon silver object into a girl's heart will cause them to be corrupted slower if it's left in, and faster as it's pulled out, like they're bleeding out?

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>>19096878
What would a queen shoggoth look like?

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>>19106470
Something like that.
>Cut to her pouting as she slithers out soaking wet, her makeup running and hair drooped around her while her Coyote-girl and Chupacabra friends snicker and smug at her
>"Dja miss the herd'a cows barrelin down on ya?"
>"Hermana, you some kinda loco if you theenk you can steal los rancheros from those vacas!"
>"Ssshut it, you two... sniff..."

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>>19106456
>Native American centaur trots up beside them
>”Lookit! There’s a wild horse.”
>”Hello big boys! Care to take a ride on a real beauty?”
>”Careful partner, those are mean and wild. They’ll buck and trample you just as soon as let you pet them.”
>”Whaaa? That’s not true you jerks! Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!”

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>>19106494
Someone needs to go care for and love those girls. Probably someone wearing a black hat.

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>>19106494
The hells a chupacabra?

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>>19106494
Poor girl needs a hug.

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>>19106510
Spiny looking lizard girl with some doggish fur for a mane and around her wrists and foot paws, speaks fluent spanish and likes teasing goat-girls.

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>>19106510
A vampire coyote

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>>19106510
Mexican goat girl with a biting fetish

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>>19106510
Blood-drinking jungle monster. Also a cute.

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>>19106510
Wendigo's hispanic cousin.

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>>19106352
I figure nobody actually cares about any ideas I have on a non-ironic level so I don't write any more.

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>>19106521
>>19106524
If I'm gonna be bitten by anything, it better be by a grep snek

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>>19106498
>They pass by a grouping of THICC cacti Alraune catcalling them
>"Ai papi! Ju look thirsty! Come drink some tequila off of us, we won't pinch ju too hard~!"
>Angry chorus of moos as the cowboys carry on stoically

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>>19106491
To gaze upon its beauty is to go insane.

Just ask that Danforth fellow.

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>>19106531
Well for what its worth i care on a non ironic level

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>>19106532
What does grape snake's voice sound like?

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>>19106532
>Balloon tits
>cyka blyat
Waste of a good outfit

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>>19106532
I am LOVING that pic, that's top tier grape.

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>>19106537
Oiled velvet

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>>19106532
Rough translation for those interested.
"Those who recklessly read the encyclopedia, will be punished!"

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>>19106532
I like Russian grape snek

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>>19106556
Define recklessly?

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>>19106503
>white hat and black hat cowboys have gotten into a standoff, nobody willing to make the first move
>mariachi Gandharva is even providing an intense musical backdrop
>all the tension deflates as the cowboys sheepishly look to the assembled entourage engaged in an all-out brawl
>holsts, laminae, centaurs and cacti alraunes all catfighting
>shared sigh between all the assembled men
They should probably let the girls tire themselves out a little before intervening

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>>19106537
Deep, some rasp to it. Intimidating but also distinctly nonchalant, like "Maybe I'll just bite you and save us all the trouble, hmm? Might be fun seeing your twitching face twist~"

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>>19106537
>What does grape snake's voice sound like?
I've always imagined grape snakes having a lower voice, a contralto, good for speaking in a sulty, seductive manner

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>>19106533
Imagine Rancher Anon with his herd of cows going up against an evil fat lawyer Tanuki out to take his farm unless he can pay up to keep the deed to the land.

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>>19106559
Another definition is inattentively. I guess the artist wants people to read the wiki more carefully?

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>>19106536
You would not say that if you knew who I was, and no, I'm not factoryanon.

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>>19106569
So the Apophis is going to BDSM people who say shit like monsters do nothing but fuck and have no interests beyond sex?

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>>19106557
>>19106556
I've noticed a ton of art coming out of the Russian MGE community as of late. Thanks for the translation! It's always so difficult to translate it without a Russian keyboard on hand. I've been having to find online keyboards then pasting the typed out Russian from the picture into Google Translate. It can be a tedious process, especially when images contain a lot of words

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>>19106569
Could be in character. The viewer maybe mistakenly assumed something about Apophisis (Aphophi? Aphophae?) from skimming or misreading the encyclopedia, and she's now going to show them the consequences of their mistaken assumption?

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>>19106571
Still would read what you make

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>>19106568
>"Daggummit! How'd I get so behind on these payments anyway?"
>Holsts sheepishly blush
>"U-uh, well darlin', we uh... we have kinda been a bit behind on'a'counta..."
>Cut to Anon and his herd fucking in a plethora of positions all over the ranch day in and day out, each Holst's face in pure ecstasy as they get bred like a damn frenzy by cowboy Anon and his meatpackin manhood
>"...Shucks, yer right. Damn! Alright girls, I'm sorry, but no more sex till we get this sorted out!"
>an audible chorus of gulps from the holsts

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>>19106575
I'm just happy to have a use for my Russian dictionary. It's kinda neat that Russia has a active mg community.

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Guy, I want to make a monster girl a mother.

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>>19106569
Is this in any way related to it?

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>>19106579
[ X ] Doubt

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>>19106612
You are not alone, my friend. I also want to make one a happy wife.

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Marry and reproduce.
Enjoy the clickity clack of natural high heels.

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>>19106638
What is Kikimora?

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>>19106575
This one is kinda weird. The gist is either that the apophis has grabbed you and wants marriage, or is about to "check you out". Russian is a cruel and confusing mistress.

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>>19106646
Excellent. You have control of the board. Pick again.

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>>19106692
What is Satyros?

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>>19104914
put a baby in that dark skin belly

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>>19105277
only autists get pissed desu

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>>19104914
What's this girl from?

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>>19106902
delet this immediately

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>>19106002
Ha, I'm pretty sure everyone with an oedipus complex is all too aware of it.

All too aware.

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>>19106902
I need a "Pills that make you stare at alps-to-be" edit

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>>19106902
Why do people like "Succubi but they're THE BEST succubi and they're ultra powerful and they're related to the Demon Lord and they're the BEST"?

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>>19106950
>Succubi but they're THE BEST
You answered your own question

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>>19106950
>Why do people like a good thing made even better
Iunno.

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>>19106961
>>19106971
Special-snowflake tier
>well MY succubus is super special, she's the Demon Lord's daughter and she could beat your waifu up

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>>19106979
>t. lesser succubus