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Alright fuckers, I've decided to make a deal with you. I'll give you you're waifu.

BUT, seeing as none of you little shits deserve happiness given you're complete inability to actually strive to achieve it. I'm going to make you fucking work for it.

You have three methods for getting your waifu.

Method 1:Succubisation
On the night of the next new moon you're waifu will appear in your house in the darkest place possible. (A broom closet, the basement, etc. The only requirement is the complete and total lack of light in that spot.) However she will appear in her traditional monster form even if she doesn't actually have a normal monster form (Succubi, inari, etc.) The point is it will be a very unpleasant and horrific sight. She will have no regard for you as a human and will immediately try to kill you and fulfill her bloodlust. The only way to stop this is to restrain her and rape her. That's right anon, your going to succubise her. Gradually, she will turn into her normal monster girl form, and her temperament will change to match. But it will take some time. If you're waifu is a dragon or another super powerful monster. I suggest you pray, but I'm not even sure if God can help you.If you're triggered by my uses of your and you're this will be the method you go through by default unless you pick the mystery box.

Method 2: Rape Stay Night
On the morning following the next new moon. You will wake up to find your waifu in bed with you. On your hand you will find three command seals that will force your waifu to perform any actions to the best of her ability. In addition to this, every other anon out there praying for a waifu will also receive the same. In 2 years time your waifu will dissolve into ash unless you kill all the other anon's waifus. There can only be one.And yes, if you produce any children in that time frame they too will dissolve into ash. No, nobody can be revived if they die.

Method 3: Completely normal waifu
On the night of the next new moon you will meet your waifu completely by accident, and you'll some how hit it off with each other. You'll go on a few dates, and eventually you'll decide to go steady, but there is no such thing as mamano mana, meaning she has no obligation to love you just because you put your penis in her. If you don't put any effort into the relationship or otherwise neglect her or hurt her, she has every right to leave you. She can cheat on you, disagree with you, and all the other horrible things that come with being their own person. Her body won't change just to suit your wants and preferences. She'll have her own dreams, opinions, and kinks. She won't just put your feelings first by default. That being said, she's not going to just hurt you for no reason, so you have nothing to fear.Right?

Of course these aren't the only methods, there's always....the mystery box.

>>18563013
Oh my you're right, it's almost like I'm the fucking robot devil. We're you honestly expecting to sit at a campfire and sing kumbayah?

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>13444907
Here's the colors and what scenarios you'll get out of them. I hope you enjoy what you sowed!

>Green
Thanks to time shenanigans, you're now in an alternate reality, and are the ripe age of 5! You're the adopted child of the Monster Girl you rolled. At first, she'll be warm and loving, what you'd expect a mother to be. However, as time goes on, her true ulterior will be revealed, as she intends to raise you to be her perfect husband. How does this fair, and what does she try to mold you into? Be warned, the more you fight her attempts, the stricter and more controlling she'll become.

Alright, let's see what you get! Use this to roll between 1 and 5: random.org

>If you Took a Penny
You get your waifu, and spend a year with her, having the time of your life! However, eventually a fatal accident will befall her, and it'll be an accident that happens due to your own fault. Roll to see what befalls her, 1 is blindness, 2 is muteness, 3 is deafness, 4 is loss of arms, and 5 is loss of legs. If one of the above does not apply to her species, an equivalent will happen. Ergo, a Lamia who rolls 5 will lose her tail. If an equivalent does not exist for some reason, reroll. How you and her live afterwards will be determined entirely by the both of you.

>If you Left a Penny
Like above, you will get your waifu! And you will spend a year blissfully happy! However, a deadly accident will befall on you, and it'll be an accident accidentally caused by her. Roll to see what befalls her, 1 is blindness, 2 is muteness, 3 is deafness, 4 is loss of arms, and 5 is loss of legs. How you and her cope after this will be determined by your personalities and actions.

>If you Took and Left a Penny
You and your waifu get to be together and happy! Pure bliss and joy, and wedding bells! And following those comes the beautiful little baby. But, uh oh! Complications have arisen! Major complications! Roll TWICE to see what befalls her, 1 is blindness, 2 is muteness, 3 is deafness, 4 is loss of arms, and 5 is loss of legs. If one of the above does not apply to her species, an equivalent will happen. Ergo, a Lamia who rolls 5 will lose her tail. If an equivalent does not exist for some reason, reroll. If on your second roll you roll the same, reroll until you reach a different number. Also, due to said complications your waifu is now infertile, meaning that's your only daughteru. How do you cope and raise her?

Well Gentlemen, how do you and your families fair? And remember, tell the details, that's where I am after all.

>>13058141
And times up Gentlemen! Here are your punishments!

>1. Little Suffering over a long period of time.
Punishment: Sabbath Tentacle Panties
Duration: 20 Years
Congratulations, you're now transformed into a pair of tentacle panties. As such, you'll lose most of your senses, and your mental faculties will be diminished greatly. Thanks to this, your perception of time will be incredibly difficult, so it'll likely fly by to you. Just relax, think basic thoughts, and wait and hope a nice monster girl will put you on so you can violate her until the punishment is over.

>2. Average Suffering over an average period of time.
Punishment: Banishment into the Abyss
Duration: 10 Years
Do you like the open ocean? Do you like being forced underwater, with nothing but blue for miles in the distance, and nothing below you but blackness? Well pack your bags, as you're going to the ocean for a while. You'll be confined to a plane of existence that is entirely underwater, blue near the top and black on the bottom, though magic will prevent you from ever surfacing. Because of this, you'll always be overcome with the feeling of suffocating, though you won't. All you can really do is swim, and keep on swimming, wherever you like. You'll be the only one here, besides one other person. A massive Cthulu girl, who'll want you down, and when she finds you engage in incredibly painful intercourse, then toss you away while she sleeps for a few days. Once she awakens she'll start the process over again. You'll want to avoid her, but where will you hid? Near the surface in the blue? You'll be easier to spot if you do. Or in the darkness below? It'll be hard for her to find you there, but you might accidentally bump into her. Enjoy your time in this cold, silent, aquatic realm!

Gentlemen, long time no see huh? Well boy, do I have deal for you!

You guys like your waifus right? You love them? Well then have I a way for you to get a waifu, and a monsterous one at that! All you have to do is sign this contract and take a risk! Don't worry, this isn't a scam, and the contract even gives you a high risk and low risk option, both guaranteed to give you a waifu to love! However, once you sign the contract, you'll have to take one of them. I'll tell you the details in a few minutes, but will you sign the contract and agree to take either of the two options?