/jp/ - Otaku Culture

first for your waifu ntrs you

>>15525580
Do we invade now?

>>15525580
What IS that?

>>15525586
Looks like someone made a Hanny into a monstergirl.

Thanks a lot janitor. Now I missed a lot of the thread I can't go back and see it because you didn't let it be archived.

So anyway, Was there anything interesting that I missed? any new stories or art?

>>15525586
IIRC it's supposed to be a golem that I looked up on Pixiv back when I used to give a shit about making OP's.

This was the picture I used in the end for my last golem OP.

>>15525589
New chapter of Alp Adventures.

>>15525580
Hmmph!

>>15525589
Did you see the new Miia bust pictures?
Me and a Miiafag from the /a/ thread got one from the same artist after i recommended it

>>15525593
There was 22 minutes between the previous thread being deleted and me making this one. Don't say I didn't give you a chance.

>>15525592
Ehh...

>>15525594
Oh, I did see that one. I really like it. Well done anon.

>>15525597
>Ehh...
Now listen here you little BITCH! You ASKED me, and I ANSWERED you. How about giving a guy some respect over here, eh?
Kids these days. Unbelievable!

>>15525598
Nobody likes you, Grandpa.

>>15525598
I’m sorry Mr. anon. I didn’t mean it. Please forgive me!

>>15525600
>>15525601
You two fight this out! The winner gets a prize!

>>15525603
>>15525600
... That other anon probably doesn't love his waifu.

>>15525597
They both came out really nice
I'm glad i helped the other Miiafag out with stuff, though he seemed like he would be able to figure it out without my help anyways.

I'm interested to see what else he comes out with

>>15525603
That's dumb, you're dumb

Dumb Grandpa.

Smug cats are ____________.

Monsters cockblocking Paladin-chans getting it on with their squires when?
http://oglaf.com/owlbear/

>>15525633
Asking for it.

>>15525633
watching their parents BDSM it up in the middle of the living room floor

>>15525532

A manticore that teases the MC by using her tailpussy on the MC's spadetail.

Thread took a while to be made so I decided to go do something else in the meantime. But to the anon from the previous thread that suggested the "Jeleton": That actually sounds kind of interesting. I think I remember seeing something similar about that before, but I could be mistaken. I've been known to be delusional at times. Anyway, it gave me a few ideas to run with already, so I'll see how it turns out.

>>15525600
>>15525607
Now, now. Respect your elders, ya whippersnapper. Does someone need a paddlin'? Why, back in my day... shit. I forget what happened back in my day. But it was tough, gosh darn it. We used to tool around the intertubes with pimped out 14.4kbps modems! Had to wait five minutes for a single image to load! And we liked it! Well... no. It was shit. And it was awkward to be blueballed by a phone call. But you get the point. I hope, anyways. Because I completely forgot it.

>>15525652
>A manticore
Hadn't thought of throwing in a manticore. Not exactly my favorites. But it does give a few ideas. I'll see if I can't pound a few out. Innuendo unintended. It was totally intended.

>>15525664
Go to bed, Grandpa.

>>15525664
>I forget what happened back in my day
To be honest, I forgot what it was like before the migration, and that was only what? Two years ago?

It's so strange being part of a website/community for so long and only really remember bits and pieces


It would be easier if i didn't just drink a 1.75L bottle of Jager

Rabbit asses.

Blue Oni need to lighten up. They would be top tier waifus if they weren't so violent.

>All Lilim now act like Yukari.

Is this better than how they are in MGE?

>>15525671
>Go to bed, Grandpa.
B-but! I'm not sleepy yet! Ehh fuck it. I kinda am. Back in my twenties I could go a few days without sleep when going on MMO binges. Now it kills me. Getting old sucks.

>>15525683
I've been around since frames were still a thing. And to be honest, even sober I can barely remember. But I suppose that's a good thing. I might spiral into despair if I really thought hard about the years wasted just here alone and the fact that my best friends are a bunch of anonymous people and... shit. There goes the despair.

>>15525701
It's my taste is what it is. That would make me love Lilims.

>>15525693
But then they'd be cyan.

Please send help, I've fallen in love with a boat!

>>15525709
Take two doses of EoSD and call me in the morning.

>>15525705
A Cyan Oni would get a drink, my virginity, and a boyfriend with a facesitting, intercural, titfuck, perfect tits and perfect ass fetish.

>>15525723
You're going to make her baby blue talking like that.

>>15525726
Colors are lighter when you add white.

>>15525731
So you are prepared to make a baby blue oni with that cyan oni?

>>15525732
It'll take years of constant sex to impregnate her. I'll still take responsibility for fucking my waifu every night.

>>15525738
>It'll take years of constant sex to impregnate her.
I don't like this idea. I prefer having to use protection so when you're finally ready to have a baby together it's more dramatic.

>>15525744
Whats wrong with just going raw and creating a gaggle of oni children to call you papa?

>>15525746
Absolutely nothing.
Getting her pregnant by prematurely ejaculating from just putting it in is my top fetish.

>>15525748
On the first time, obviously.

>>15525746
>creating a gaggle of oni children
The neighborhood boys are going to be bullied by your adorable daughters in harmlessly rough ways anon, have mercy on them! They'll even try to pet that nervous were-cat that is scared just going outside on her own, and will throw sticks for that wolf pup to see if she'll run and fetch it. They'll be a harmless terror for all the other kids!

Thinking about it for a bit though, maybe not a lot of children. Because getting tackled by a blue swarm of tiny oni when you come home would almost certainly end up with a multitude of broken bones. It'd be cute as fuck, but the medical bills would be outrageous.

>>15525757
They're going to have an orgy with the neighborhood boys when they get a bit bigger. They're all going to pair up with their best friends and have awkward but loving sex in the same room without paying attention to the other pairs.

I'm so close to being finished with this story. So very close.

>>15525765
I bet someone even smuggled in their first taste of sake.

>>15525748
Premature ejaculation is an awesome fetish. I'll tell my Oni wife about all the filthy doujins I read.

"Mama! Papa's arm is bent at a funny angle again!"
"Oh dear. Go dial 1 on the speed dial, honey."
She'll pull out a punch card that's full of holes.
"At least this one will be a free trip to the ER and a free smoothie."

See? Cute as fuck. But painful. And now I want a smoothie.

>>15525773
Something as tight as an Oni would make you cum from putting it in but strangle you so tight you couldn't let it out before she came and relaxed. Are you a bad enough dude to please your wife with a painful post-orgasm dick?

>>15525774
Yeah, but the important question is what kind of smoothie.

>>15525778
I would go for strawberry, personally. But I'm also a softie. I'd get blueberry to give to my blue oni daughteru.

>>15525784
That's not colorist is it it?

>>15525787
Not if she likes blueberry.

>>15525787
Would wearing a blue condom while fucking her be colorist? What about a red one?

>>15525808
This is a wholesome conservative christian image board. Please keep your deranged interrubbercolor relations out of here.

>>15525816
What if I used a colored one with a beige oni?

>>15525832
I bet you occasionally wear socks that aren't part of the same pair. You monster.

Sexing up an Oni with a colored condom isn't going to you get you some sort of rare collectable color. Yet alone another Oni.

Would Dullahans think wanting to have sex with their neck stumps was creepy or romantic?

>>15525839
>I bet you occasionally wear socks that aren't part of the same pair.

But anon, when I do that, those socks are a pair, and I have another pair just like them in my drawers as well

>>15525841
The only correct way to go about the whole headless sex thing is to put her head in a place where she can watch you completely destroy her pussy and/or ass.

>>15525839
>Sexing up an Oni with a colored condom isn't going to you get you some sort of rare collectable color.
The idea is to get her all hot and bothered with a colorist roleplay scenario, anon.

>>15525841
Sexybanki
What about the body's stump?

>>15525854
I bet she likes those offbrand crayons too.

Something icy.

>>15525865
Both stumps are good. If fact, her body's stump might be better since then I could rest her head on her butt and make out and rub her thighs while reaming her windpipe.

>>15525870
That's pretty cool, Anonymous.

>>15525870
But can they chill my burning passion?

>>15525841
>>15525865

>Your dullahan girlfriend comes over with a doppelganger potion, saying she wants to liven up tonight's activities
>Says she's wants to all her holes to be filled by your cock, all at once
>The night is a blur but you distinctly remember experiencing her "deep-throat" and sword fighting with yourself inside her head
>You wake up sore in the morning, reeking of sex, you girlfriend in a worse state, still twitching on the bed with semen leaking from her poor ravaged orifices.
>As good as the night was, you both agree that doppelganger potions should only be used for special occasions

>>15525883
>not getting a tentacle potion and going all the way through her body, the through her head, and finally into her pussy and filling her womb to the brim from the combined pleasure of all her holes
7/10 dullahansex

>>15525891

But then she can't watch your face twist in pleasure as you fill her with your sticky white sauce for the umpteenth time. She wont be able hear two of you moaning in her ear, while feeling you tremble in her mouth, warning her that all four of you were coming at the same time. It may be a debased gang bang, but she still only wants you.

This is your new co-pilot. Get along, please.

>>15525926
I'm going to apply for a transfer. It's against regulations to have a crush on your co-pilot.

>>15525930
Oh, so it's a romantic rivalry you're after?

>>15525926
What should I do to get along with her?

>>15525934
It's "not getting court martialed for lotus positioning my copilot in the cockpit" that I'm after.

>>15525936
Cute nicknames maybe?
>>15525942
But it's called a cockpit, anon. Why would it be called that if you weren't supposed to shove your cock in her pit?

>>15525926
She looks way too friendly. What's her deal?

>>15525926
She's a cutie, isn't she?

>>15525930

Fucking elves, first they're all like "Please rape my worthless pussy with your stinky human dick" and next thing you know there taking away jobs from perfectly good humans.

I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.

>>15525952
She's an Elf in the air/space force and her midriff is bare. With red hair. That's her deal.

>>15525926

Fucking elves, first they're all like "Please rape my worthless pussy with your stinky human dick" and next thing you know there taking away jobs from perfectly good humans.

I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.

>>15525954
I, too, am angry about Elves. I'm going to take my rage out on this smug Elf all night.

>>15525948
>Cute nicknames maybe?
Cutei butt? Elf ear? I’m not good at nicknames. What does she want me to call her?

>>15525960
>Elves can bring their bows to school
>I get suspended for carrying my ceremonial axe
REEEEEEE
>>15525964
How about Redwing? Because her hair is red and she flies?
This is why I'm a virgin.

>>15525964
Cum funnel ear?
'Cause you masturbate into her ears while she sleeps, you know.

>>15525966
>Redwing
That's not half-bad. I like it.
She probably think is all cool and stuff.

>>15525968
That’s what I’ll call her in private. And She’ll never knows why.

>>15525966
She only brought it because the bows in the archery club weren't to her taste.

>>15525966
>Redwing
>Calling a girl a pair of work boots

Ho boy. I bet you call the pretty valkyrie Nike and wonder why people snicker at the goddess of victory.

>>15525983
Let's hear a better nickname then.

>>15525985

Red October.

>>15525983
>>Calling a girl a pair of work boots
Damn, I thought he was going for a menstruation joke there.

>>15525985
Plain old Red is common as dirt for any redhead.

>>15525988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE

>>15525985
Red Baroness is a pretty obvious one.

>>15525926
>>Mid dogfight, a rift opens and flings us far into an unknown continent of sand and death
>Struggle to survive in the beating sun, sleeping together to conserve heats through the freezing nights
>Before long my beard is ragged, and her hair has reached shoulder length, a heavy tan on her elven skin
>Finally make contact with our country, only for them to find her heavily pregnant and the two of us warlords of a desert raider tribe
>Return to the fold with some hundred loyal an well trained desert grills
>Used a spec ops on this new sandy frontier

>>15526004
That's obviously a Vampire, anon.

>>15526013
She better be a fighter pilot or no dice.

>Womanfred von Richerthanyou

>>15526006
>2017
>multiple worlds converge
>become a member of interdimensional peace-keeping force that used magitek aircraft to travel between hotspots multiple worlds over
Yes. YEEEES, goood! Now someone write it!

>>15526017
>>Womanfred von Richerthanyou
>she's a massive troll and talks extremely casually about "driving" space fighters to drive all her snobby colleagues nuts

>>15526029
>multiple worlds converge
>realize that earth is a heavy core world and that anything with similar gravity would likely be much bigger even if it had similar Goldilocks zone
>materialize in the mantle of monster world

This is why convergence doesn't work. Even a little difference in size and somebody is sucking down a lava slurpee at a couple thousand psi.

>>15526055
>wormholes are in the air
>this is why you need planes to travel between them
Don't be a negative nancy and bring your fancy-schmancy science and facts here!

>>15526057
Portals aren't convergence anon. Convergence is mashing them together.

>>15526060
Well fuck that shit, portals it is.

>>15526061
Damn straight!

>>15526055
>sucking down a lava slurpee at a couple thousand psi
So, a nursing cuddlefuck?

>>15526065
Not exactly related, but throwing a virgin into the volcano jokes never get old with these girls.

Anybody got any new ones?

I want to show a Wurm The Crow and get her to become Goth Wurm, the poetic belle of the night who all the Vampires and Wights admire!

>>15526085
>they don't want their daughterus to get used goods a childhood friend-husbandos
How quaint. This sort of misandry has no place in the modern world!

>#11: June (Vengeance story) WIP
>#12: Alpha and Deity (Visual novel) In queue
>#13: Miia (Monster Musume) In queue
>#14: Jabberwock (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) In queue
Good luck Junefag

>>15526111
Why would I need luck? But thanks I suppose.

>>15526114
Well I mean what if you were so unlucky you had a heart attack in the middle of your commission and it never got finished? I mean wouldn't that suck or what?

Does anyone have the thread number of the previous thread? Warosu has problems and none of the other archives that have /jp/ have search enabled. For fuck's sake.

>>15526124
If that were to happen, the I would probably be with June. That is my heaven.

Slumber party!

>>15526133
>>15514726

>>15525633
Fattening.
Can't be smug if you're too big to do anything

would you have your waifu represent your country?

>>15526159
Yes. My waifu is the manifestation of the USA.

>>15525926
Oh sure, the guy who fumbled his way though pilot school got the I-Cup Jubjub, I get this baby B-cup elf flatty after putting in so much time I managed to do the Kessle run in less than 12 Parsecs with a Y-Wing.

>>15526159
My country needs no representation.
>>15526168
>in less than 12 Parsecs
It's talk like that that got you station on Ice Planet Zeta.

>>15526145
No boys allowed?

>>15526145
Dibs on the blonde braided girl.

>>15526184
Then I vill have a roll in ze hay vith the girl vho loves ze hay.

>>15526159
She has my flag color scheme now that I think about it.

>>15526153
Oh, now I see why it was deleted.

The janitor was shitposting as anonymous and everyone was calling him out. The anonymous guy that has been complaining about touhou threads getting posted or bumped for several threads now isn't some random /jp/ guy, it's the janitor.

We should make a thread on /qa/ now and post archive links of the janitor's posts and how he deletes anyone who tells him to stop making his own OPs too early as proof. This has to fucking stop.

>>15526184
I choose the delicious brown.

>>15525926
So you're the new blood, huh? Well, you look the part
Chief, how come everyone else gets girl co-pilots and I don't? Did I wrong you in some way? Did I steal the last slice of pizza? I am very sorry about that
What? That's a girl? Good joke, chief! but no seriously, what did I do to you to cause me to get a boy?

Whatever. If HE's a good co-pilot as you say, then I guess I'll just deal
Come on, newblood. We're going drinking!

>>15526196
I claim freckles! Fuck off, she's mine!

>>15526198
>going drinking with the tomboy Elf
This will end with a horrible hangover and the keys to your jet missing, your left-ankle hand-cuffed to an Alp's spadetail and a cyberpunk Unicorn tattooed on her ass.

>>15526203
Can't you both share?

>>15526210
>Sharing
What do you think this is, Kindergarten?

>>15526211
I'm sure the girl would share you with another girl. Why can't you share her with another guy?

>>15526210
I don't want to. And I showed her my dick first, so she's mine.

>>15526214
Fuck off

>>15526214
>>15526215
>Both Anons don't want to share
Then they must settle this matter like men
Rock Paper Scissors

>>15526220
I claimed brown and he claimed freckles. It's not even the same girl.

But we can still battle to see who would win.

>>15526214
I find the sharing thing so dumb in MGE. I doubt my waifu would share her hoard.

>>15525926
>short hair tomboy elves
This is my fetish. I'd provide her with close air support if you know what I mean.

/qa/ thread is up.

EVERYONE go in there, post archive links of the janitor's shitposting and deletions, post screenshots of unjust bans if you have them, just do anything.

Just do something, I don't want to get banned over nothing by posting this and getting nobody else to act.

Your teenaged Crow Tengu daughteru wrote a slash-fic of Big Boss and Nick Fury. It was so successful it's going to be made into a movie.
Is she grounded or do you just let the money flow in?

>>15526240
Let's see how long he let's this one stay up.

>>15526159
What flag is that even?

>>15526261
Tell her no more yaoi stories from now on. She can just write about boys getting raped by girls like her mother did.

>>15526261
As long as her childhood friend keeps her yaoi hole topped up while she writes it's okay with me.
The yaoi hole is her urethra and bladder, the first hole in her cloaca.

>>15526261
It's a good thing she's a crow because she's about to get murdered.

>>15526279
For expressing herself?

>>15526214
Hmmmm...

>>15526279
>>15526283
And making money doing it?

>>15526283
For being a filthy fujo. That's when you just gotta scrap the clutch and try again.

>>15526293
But boys can love boys and it's a pure love.

>>15526295
Alp please go before I whack you.

>>15526214
Are you the "open relationship" faggot?

>>15526309
Nope. I'm just Australian.

Behold the power of ABDOMINAL MUSCLES!

>>15526240
Anon you realize it might just be some guy that's just butthurt?

In any case, I hate seeing threads get deleted, it's rather annoying. Janitors need to receive the ability to lock threads instead, much easier and allows those threads to normally get archieved here on 4chan, incase somoene wants to properly read it.

>>15526343
>Anon you realize it might just be some guy that's just butthurt?
Not when all the post calling him out on it get's deleted directly. Even respodning to the "I'm going to make a new thread" with "don't do that" get's deleted.

>>15526351
That's odd yes, though isnt it reply chains that get entirely deleted instead of singular posts?

Well in any case, lets discuss that in the /qa/ thread.

Since when has /jp/ started deleting old threads as soon as it finishes hitting bump limit? Has it ever occurred that some of us might have been away or asleep and that they weren't archived?

>>15526159
>>15526163
that made me wonder what would be good representations for countries?

>>15526376
Aussie funnel web grills

>>15526378
But they have to be as big as a bus. With a regular human sized human part.

>>15526378
Atrax robustus venom is super interesting.

>>15526376
You mean, a monstergirl to represent each country?

Uh-oh, you're in trouble now anon!

>>15526396
Fapped to that not too long ago.
>You'll never thigh fuckl a THICK slutty nurse

>>15526396
I'll just accept my rape and wait for her to finish.

>>15526405
It's no fun if you don't struggle.

>>15526424
Well alright then, I'll just run away. I don't get raped then!

>>15526388
pretty much yeah. i mean sure one could go straight with monster girl versions from that countries mythical creatures (jackalope girl).
but meh a bit to easy like this

Someone requesting America?

>>15526428
>I-It's not like I want to get raped or anything, b-baka!

>>15526437
>This is like it’s like to be tsundere in MGC

>>15525926
This Elf is too smug. She thinks she's some hotshot space ace with a dandy candy-ass.
I'm going to prove her wrong.

My H-Space story is coming out TODAY. I'm wrapping it up, reading through it, and then posting it. It's going to clock in just shy of 10,000 words.

How do you calm down an angry Jinko?

>>15526429
Well the problem is that most of them would be harpy subspecies. Right now I only can think of a few countries that would have something different.

Italy - Wolfgirl
Spain - Minotaur
Portugal - Cockatrice
Ireland - Red deer girl
Scotland - Unicorn
Wales - Red dragon girl
Russia - Bear girl?
Australia - Spider girl?
Romania - Vampire
Mongolia - Centaur
Japan - Kitsune?

>>15526452
Holy guacamole!

>>15526436
>not a bald eagle harpy carrying a rifle on her back, a cheeseburger in her mouth, and a stars and stripes bandana.
Needs more FREEDOM, anon!

>>15525926
>>15526205

>>15526454
Finland: Elf
India: Holstaurus

>>15526453
Bite or put a folding clip on the back of her neck.

>>15526461
>something dumb I said got drawn
Today I am complete.

>>15525590
To be honest, I thought it was a Lloid from Animal Crossing.

Oh Super Wurm where are you now?
When everything's gone wrong somehow?
The men of steel, the men of power,
Losing control by the hour!

>>15526485
Super wurm is busy kissing her husband after a dramatic rescue scene.

Remember Anons, Raping an Elf Is Letting them win.

Its what they Expect of you, In order to win against an Elf, You must not Rape the Elf

>>15526491
What if I forcibly kiss her?

>>15526491
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with occasional knife ear nibbling is fine though, right?

>>15526006

>>15526499
>>15526500
As long as you dont rape the elf

the Larger Image http://i.imgur.com/ymfRSih.jpg

>>15526502
Draw the planes, with the Elf doing this.

Could an alp count as a tradwife?

>>15526517
A what?

Adventure!

My lord, should I pursue Lü Bu? Or maybe invade Poland? Their cavalry is renowned for its ferocity!

>>15526525
Whats with the dragon?

>>15526531
He's groping her tit.

>>15526525
Why adventure with a dragon when you can just stay home with a dragon?

How are you today, people
written about dragons lately?

>>15525606
I've currently commissioned a Ghoul daki from the same artist.

>>15526540
I know I'm supposed to, but Slendy videos are distracting me.

>>15526538
Because Dragons are beings of might and to fight by ones side as a partner will make the post battle sex greater.
>No dragon that helps you into your armour while whispering how she's going to enjoy taking it off and "checking for cuts" later.

>>15526550
OK what if we adventure by playing video games together?

Big Harpies are best Harpies.

>>15526540
>Dragon lays an egg
>She takes her husband in her lap in the lotus position with the egg between them
>The warm intimacy and her burning breath down his neck gets him all hot and bothered
>They end up having their first post-egglaying sex in the missionary position while the mother clutches the egg like a plushie
Too lewd, just lewd enough, not lewd enough?

>>15526565
But this isn't a harpy.

"Harpies" with wings and hands trigger me hard.

>>15526570
just enough

>Wake up
>New thread
>Want to check the last one in case I missed anything
>Deleted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA29p2e5fvk

>>15526538
Lazy dragons are no fun. I'm gonna take a jaded, shut-in dragon and show her the wonders of the world!

>>15526583
Lazy Dragons are super fun! And cuddly!

>>15526570
Do NOT give me ideas like this in my head, I'm miserable enough as it is.

>>15526580
You might like a thread up on /qa/

>>15526588
Yeah, I was wrong, all dragons are great. Beautiful, strong, protective, smart, fun. All those things packed together in a little winged lizard.

If I ever met one I would give her a big warm hug and thank her for existing.

"Onii-chan stop starting. It's bad enough I have to work Loli Con this year dressed like this."

contributing a fake caption

>>15526615
Bad enough? How is it bad at all, you adorable little cockmongler?

>>15526615
I wouldn't let my little sister dress like that. I'd make her wear jeans and a sundress.

>>15526620
H-how is babby formed?

>>15526615
Oh stop whining. That's pretty modest for Loli-Con.

>>15526615
If you didn't want to be seen dressed like a whore, you wouldn't chose jobs that require you to be dressed like a whore. Why can't you be more like your elder sister?

>>15526620
I like these.

>>15526615
I'm gonna jiiiiii~ her ass so hard it will become sentient and get embarrassed.

Remember anons: if you live below the third floor, a Slenderwoman IS watching you masturbate.

>>15526648
I wish for a handjob from Slenderwoman.

>>15526648
>Living in a single floor building

Does that mean I'm still technically living below third floor?

>>15526659
Are you high up enough from the ground for her not to reach you? No? Well then you're not on the third floor now are?
I live in a single-floor house too,and I'm spooped

>>15526667
What if slenderwoman is only tall by jap manlet standards, and goes abroad to spoop someone only to find a 2m+ tall guy the same size as her?

>>15526679
I'm a manlet so she'd still be tall to me.

>>15526679
No

>>15526627
>That's pretty modest for Loli-Con.
T-then what is lewd for Loli-Con?

>>15525870
Nice work.

>>15526648
>it's a break into your house, restrain you with the tight coil of her dark tendrils, and stroke you with her pallid, slender hands before shoving your face between her soft thighs episode

>>15526453
>new Jinko art
>them abs and thighs
Hnnngh. If only it was completely colored.

>>15526698
>it's a "all that and more happened and somehow I managed to film all of it without dropping the camera once" episode

>>15526701
It's still a wip, guessing he'll post it on pixiv when he's done.

>>15526707
He has big hands.

>>15526709
Awesome!

>>15526461
What a smug little lout.

>>15526538
>you will never suck your Wock onee-sans tits as you pound her pussy

>>15526620
That assertiveness is what I like in monstergirls.

Maybe we could talk about spirits now? I'd really like to talk about how an intelligence that's not tied down to a physical form or the senses of most biological organisms but that's bound to a specific element would view the world and her place in it.

>>15526751
Can we continue bird watching instead?

You anons can talk about Chi Pa Pa later.

>>15526758
I've been waiting for a long time you know. Some guys promised to get back to me on my story and none of them did, and this topic is crucial for me to continue it.

>>15526751
Go ahead then.

>>15526769
What, just talk to myself? O-okay.

I think it'd be interesting for an Undine to observe stuff like tiny, microscopic things going about their business and being interested in it on the same level as she'd be interested in human affairs, because to her the scale is irrelevant. She's a Water Spirit, and she's not bound to a certain size, therefore she has no reason to put importance on the "macro scale" over the "micro scale".
Until she's taught all about wuv, of course.

>>15526751
I like the idea of listening to a gnomes concept of nature

>>15526776
The thing about spirits is that their domains are so much bigger than what a human can experience. Is there any limit to how widely in the Earth's crust a Gnome can move? At what point does it become the domain of an Ignis? Sylphs would have the entire atmosphere, Undines every body of water. They wouldn't be constrained like people are. They'd be able to experience things we never could. Like, imagine a Gnome materializing into some crystals or diamonds and making a body out of them, or an Ignis becoming one with a volcanic eruption.

Fluffy haired Demons.

>>15526772
Maybe she could sense the souls of creatures on all scales? From the mindless impulse to feed and reproduce to instinctual mating, to the fully formed souls of humans and higher monsters. She'd watch insects struggle to mate with the same interest as she'd listen in to human courtship.

>>15526776
Where's my blind loli Gnome?
>>15526785
To take it further, spirits would actually be able to perceive of things on the molecular or even subatomic level seeing as their consciousness is not tied down to the senses a living being would have.
What if while you're sexing up an Ignis and she decides to share with you her perception on the movement of all the molecules and the transfer of all the energy that makes her body of fire?

What do you call a hellhound who is obsessed with dicks?

A wiener dog

>>15526789
What about spreading her attention? Could an Undine maintain her presence and observe a still pond while at the same time having her consciousness leave the pond in a bottle of water someone picks up and pours on his campfire, experience vaporization and ascending to the clouds, being at the same time aware of the cloud and of the pond? If she formed a physical body in one, would she still be present in the other?
>>15526797
HOTDOG!

>>15526802
>She observes every single act of mating around the planet as her manifestation is being molested
>Her power synchronizes them all to finish in unison as she does

I can't stop thinking about snek bellies.
I want to kiss this sneks toned belly.

>>15526813
All life consists of water, so that's actually doable.

>>15526814
I'm lucky I love thighs so I'm safe from snek obsession.

>>15526818
It seems like something that would get turned into a sacrament. Once a year the high priest gets to cuddlefuck Undine and all her devoted followers make sure to participate in the global simultaneous orgasm.

>>15526820
My nigga, although being a leg man really limits what kinds of monstergirls you're into.

>>15526823
So is that what my story is going to end up in? The whole world experiencing a simultaneous orgasm?
Trippy.

>>15526820
What kind of thighs?

Small? Athletic? Thick?

>>15526828
That's not a real problem, since I'm limited to girls that I'm predisposed to like anyway.

>>15526836
Huge. I want to feel her hot blood coursing through her thighs with my cheeks.

>>15525701
What? Explain. This may or may not force me to make my Lilim donut steel OC hammy instead of playful.

>>15526836
Do other Wocks come in that size and thick?

>>15526836

Milk the snake!

>>15526895
But she's a constrictor.

>>15526897

Even if she isn't venomous, something is getting milked.

You're minding your own business and planning your next move on your campaign to become shogun, miritary rurer of arr Zipangu, when this ninja sneaks into your room and slaps your ass.
What do?

>>15526911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMlu7ZleclI

>>15526876
Maybe not that thick, but I imagine all dragons are pretty big.

>>15526911
Stab her with the knife i keep on my desk!

>>15526924
ryu a YUGE

>>15526923
I miss the days when agents got these animations. Were they really such a hassle to do that they had to be cut?

>>15526924
That's the perfect size for breastplay during vaginal sex.

>>15526911
Impregnate her. Make her train our daughters in her arts and use them as my intelligence agency.

>>15526911
Another Okinawan? They must be getting desperate, sending islander ninjas after me.
Raise taxes.

>>15526911
But my waifu is the one who wants to be shogun! I'm just her husband!

Offer her some cookies I made

>Try and remember all the little MGK characters off the top of my head
>Still feel like I'm forgetting someone

This is what happens with too many characters, but at least I'm writing them down for the future, just as Albino Lamia writes her will.

thoughts on M sneks?

>>15526980
I like them S or at least aggressive/assertive.

>>15526977
Obviously your waifu is getting paranoid and hired her to test if you're faithful.
>>15526978
>just as Albino Lamia writer her will
Please tell me this is just an ugly duckling story and it turns out she's a Shirohebi and everything is fine.

>>15526980
Gentle femdom sneks are best.

>>15526996

gentle and caring but lewd is the best combo

>>15526980
They're for cuddling and rough fucking.
They're also for making honest women out of.

>>15526986
>Shirohebi
Nope, she's a regular Lamia who also is an albino. She also has cancer, fatal allergies out the ass, and other ailments to make her life hell.
3rd grader Shirohebi is the real deal, and she has no friends and has to show off the new gaming consoles her rich parents bought her to even be noticed.

>>15526980
What is this from?
Am I missing much?

>>15527019
Why does it all have to be so sad? Things weren't sad when I was a kid. People just made fun of each other for being fat. Even I did, and I was one of the fat kids.

>>15527021
I just edited the text off of this http://exhentai.org/s/83fe3b337e/871240-2

That face does not look like an embarrassed face at all, so I poked fun at it

>>15527028
Ahh

>>15526924

>>15527038
sauce

>>15526924
It's been some time since I last bullied Ryus. Big, fat, lonely Ryus

>>15527022
It doesn't have to be THAT sad. Sure, she has leukemia, heart cancer, allergies to sunlight, peanut butter, like 80 other things, and needs to move around in a platic ball that blocks out most light, but she's still hanging on to life like a trooper.

>>15527038
That's a rabbit though.

I want to date a flat chested loli Familiar with nipples as long as my index finger!

>>15527053
That's pretty fucked up.

>>15527051
The plastic ball sounds fun to roll around in, but I bet it stinks in there.

>>15527059
Sure, but even the MGs with weird long nipples need love. There's nothing wrong with her otherwise so it's rude to judge.

Has thread quality really gone downhill recently?

>>15527071
More shitposters have popped up in the past few weeks.

>>15527071
It's summer.

>>15527062
Actually it smells like strong antiseptics and rubbing alcohol.
Lich has been working on a way to cure her, but everything so far involves cybernetic augmentation or manipulating genes and cells through magic, which scares the Lamia.

>>15527079
Well hopefully it won't be an issue in the long run, so long as people keep drawing art, making stories, and talking about what they want to do with their monster girl waifu

>>15527048
But big fat Ryu's are the best. So shy and yet so adorable. Not for bullying anon!

>>15526978

So are you gonna touch the cow or no?

>>15527104
That cow is a filthy whore.

>>15527104
Not that cow no.

>>15527104
don't they go yandere if you refuse?

>>15527104
>>15527104
Absolutely. My milk expires tomorrow, I think

>>15527104
Not that cow.
>someone actually waifus this cunt

>>15527071
It's been like this for months. AT least it feels like it has.

>>15527108
Yeah but who is gonna resist a Holstaurs milk? Specially when you can drink right from the source?

>>15527112
At least we still get art and stories. I know for a fact we got people from 8gag's monster board that post here, even if they want to deny it

>>15527104
No way.

>>15527104
I don't touch cheating sluts.

>>15527113
What if you're not big on milk, or lactose intolerant?

>>15527122
Then try drinking from a Ushi Oni

>>15527123
Ushi Oni milk tastes bad.

>>15527123
>>15527129
Ushi Oni have chocolate milk though.

Can't really cook with that.

>>15527132
But anon, they don't.

Are you believing spider cow lies again?

>>15527122
Mamono mana removes lactose intolerance.

>>15527135
Mamono mana can't remove veganism! Monstergirl PETA would be a nightmare.

>>15527104
If she's offering, like hell I'd stay around after though.

>>15527145
>Mamono mana can't remove veganism
But mamo mana removes all mental illnesses.

>>15527134
Spider cows are perfection.
Their orifices feel heavenly. Their hugs are both soft and fluffy and strong and reassuring. Their devoted desire for you makes sure you never feel neglected. Spider cows are truly the perfect wives. We should all be so lucky as to spend our nights in their warm pedipalps.
I love my spider cow wife so much it almost makes me cry!

>>15527145
They'd just get converted to a bunch of kobold and sith lovers by mamono mana. It'd be like the furry sabbath.

>>15527145
>>15527159

>>15527161
>Lumping in kobolds with siths
End yourself my man.

>>15527160
t. Spider cow

>>15526980
She needs to be tenderly cuddlefucked until she gets over those daddy issues

>>15527161
>Kobolds
>Furry
Fuck you dude. Unless you're referring to the EMG versions of course.

>>15527171
It has just occurred to me you may have been referring to EMG Kobolds and if that's the case I'd like to retract my statement.

>>15527160
I fucking hate spidercows. I wouldn't even want to be in the same room as one if given the chance.

>>15527117
I find this easy to believe. It isn't like this place is unsalvagable, it's just a bit wiki tier sometimes.with the over reliance on what do and daughteru stuff.

>>15527171
>>15527181
>Kobolds
>Not furry
You're lying to yourselves, Anon.

>>15527186
I love spider cows. If my adventuring party was cornered by one, I'd toss my gear aside and rush into her soft pedipalps. My friends could easily escape while the spider cow was busy being kissed and fondled by me.

>>15527160
Spider cows are none of these things!

>>15527196
Nigga you're braindead.

>>15527204
The only human bits on there are the face and the tits. The rest of the body is furry as fuck.

Druella wants to ___________

>>15527160
Just one spider cow isn't enough for me, I want more!

>>15527219
suck every cock in the world.

>>15527213
You might need glasses anon.

>>15527219
have sex with the intent to reproduce.

>>15527219
luv u ~kyuun~

>>15527221
>trying to NTR spider cows
Bad idea, anon. You'll have to settle for a wholesome relationship with your daughters. You can get cuddled from every side.

>>15527048

>>15527232
Is not NTR if I love them all the same, it's what I want so they will have to share.

>>15527235
>a facefull of Ryu milktanks
Lucky lads.

>>15527235
>thicc megane ryus YES
And yet still no Komodo

>>15527188
At least we still create OC, even if god forbid TFT is somehow involved

>>15527221
I doubt your pelvis can hold more than one rapetrain.

>>15527235
Cute fat pouty ryu!

>>15527250
I'm the motherfuggin CONDUCTOR for rape trains. Bring them all on.

>>15527235
So this is what happens when she stops eating the ice-cream and gets agressive. Nice

>>15527188
And yeah I mean I still love /mgg/ despite its flaws. Always good to have anons loving monster girls

>>15527249
Shh, go away shill!

>>15527235
I want to cuddle a big fat lonely old ryu! I want to be her daki!

>>15527235
Stinky and fat.

>>15527235
Aww but we love big fat lonely Ryu. Specially when She lets you drink from her breasts to form a bond between you two

>>15525593

>>15527213
The entire upper body except the arms are human. She's wearing a jacket.

>MGE anime
>character design by Hisasi
>Made by kyoani
Would you watch it?

>>15527279
>>Made by kyoani
I'd watch the fuck out of that

>>15527279
>Made by kyoani
Had me right up until that point.

So... anyone capable of a quick trans of this page?

>>15527275
I want to fuck a NEET Manticore who does nothing but complain on imageboards all day until she stops complaining about things so much!

>>15527275
That girl's glasses are super cute. I want to kiss her!

>>15527255
this thread is the only reason I come to this fucking shitty website anymore

>>15527283
I wonder if she's friends with the dragon knight latenight drew?

What's a good name for a demon?

>>15527293
Nomed.

>>15527293
Aversa

>>15527291
Pretty much this. I go to /a/ like once a month and I check some 2hu threads when I'm here anyway, but I'd probs drop 4chan for good if it wasn't for this thread.

>>15527293
Maria the unloved

>>15527293
Maria.

>>15527285
>Honey, come to bed
"Just one more post, husband! This idiot is claiming tailpussies are no better than the underside of an Oomukades shitty stinkpede half!"
>Walk up to her
>I want you to get off the computer, inject me with so much of your venom that I might as well have a fire hydrant of semen between my legs and get on the bed so I can pump you full of cubs
>Or if you want, have you hold that SUMPTUOUS tailpussy like a fleshlight and let me fuck it ragged
"Tch... You bastard. Saying such tempting things..."
>I'll even dress up as your favorite character from OOO

>>15527291
>>15527296
Both of these desu.

>>15527293
Fischkopp

>>15527293
Thinkappya Oenfuchking Naymz.

>>15527303
>NEET manticore who likes OOO
>they will never ever be real
why are still here, just to suffer?

>>15527303
>OOO
?

>>15527304
I haven't seen a great /a/ thread in years, really since the slut animes, Busou Shinki, Muromi-san and Locodol. That sort of jovial, productive atmosphere is what I enjoy the most on 4chan. The Ebola-chan threads were p. good too.

>>15527320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FPHqPix208

>>15527303
I want to look into her eyes and tell her how much I love her and how beautiful she is while I thrust into her.

>>15527324
?

Im going to fight some snakes

>>15527293
>>15527293
Fun fact: If you add 'El to the end of the name, it essentially translates to "God" in Hebrew. Which makes Lucifer's fall all that more glaring because of the named Angels, he and the Metatron are the only ones with names that are not of God.

So if you -really- wanted to stick it to a creator deity, use a Latin or Hebrew combination with El or just stick with "Maria" because that name literally translates into something that hasn't even been discovered yet.

>>15527329
So does that mean "El Hombre" means "God Man"?

>>15527320
If it's not just a generic fill in the gaps thing, it might be referring to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOEsEmI6X9s

Probably not though.

>>15527302
>>15527300
>Maria
That name has a bit of a stigma on it. Of course nobody here would get it.

>>15527339
I then tell me the story, traveller.

>>15527336
If it was a fill in the gaps thing, why wouldn't he just use X?

>>15527328
I'm going to fight some fiery lizards

>>15527348
What a dumb Salamander.

>>15527347
Because nips use circles to mark missing letters.

>>15527347
I really don't know.

>>15527325
>You will never get a Manticore NEET fatter on sweets than she should be and then convince her through internet imageboard shitposts that the only way to lose weight is through a "sex diet"
>She will never make you go five rounds, every day, for at least a week using her venom to keep you up
>You will never get a few month's respite after she talks to her parents about something
>You will never ask her why she's not going on another diet
"I would, but my stomach seems to be getting bigger and bigger by the day... <3~"
>YFW she knew you were shitposting all along
>YFW she got knocked up with your cubs because she loves you that much but didn't know how to say it without doing it in a really roundabout way
>YFW you will never, in this life or the next, wake up under the sweltering heat of a mofu pile from your wife and three triplet Manticores only to all sit down as a family and watch Ultraman 7 as your Saturday morning family bonding time

>>15527347
Because that's also a kamen rider

>>15527356
We're not Japs though.

I wonder if doing magic tricks could distract a bunch of monsters that want to rape

>>15527328
But why?

>>15527362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzeU7CiIq3Q

What the fuck, I need to get into this shit.

>>15527367
Just for a moment. Then they would want to rape you even more.

>>15527367
I want to confound MG rapists by moonwalking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEByIZn5qeU

>>15527329
Would El apply to dark gods as well?

>>15527367
It can backfire with them wanting a private magic show.

>>15527369
Because I want her. And her swords