/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Try to find a lizard waifu to date.
>Can't beat any of them in direct combat.
>Spend years learning magic.
>Find out where the cutest one lives.
>Drop several meteors on her house after enchanting the surrounding area against damage.
>Years later, daughteru get!
>She's pic related.

Would this work? Young Crow Tengu don't have arms to hold the staff.