/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>encounter a Lava Golem
>she screams this at you https://youtu.be/Olu1X44KfAo

>>17345728
>Dont burn down the thread
You're not my mom, burning is good.

I blame the heat for all of this. Lava golems and ignis must feel terrible at this time of year, all the men stay far away from them as possible and give attention to glacies and her mom.

To whoever is having holidays with his magma waifu in the Galician region of Spain:

Please, get her out of here. Forest fires are getting out of control.

>>15586470
Lava Golem's bathhouse cavern.

>>15526055
>sucking down a lava slurpee at a couple thousand psi
So, a nursing cuddlefuck?

>You will never go to a strange looking sauna.
>Go inside one of the sauna rooms, you're the only customer there.
>In a corner sits a content looking Lava Golem.
>You've found the water pail, but can't seem to find the coals anywhere.
>You look around before seeing a sign with a simple drawing of someone pouring water onto a Lava Golem.
>Turn to her, she nods.
>Meekly approach her with the pail of water in one hand.
>A loud hissing sound is made as you pour it over her.
>"AHHHnnnn!~" She cries in ecstasy as the room begins to fill with steam.
>She's got an ahegao expression on her face as she slumps down.
>Man this place is weird.

>>13121510
65th parallel represent milfhugga. Also warm girls a best you mentally ill person.