Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:53:50 2019 No.21053815 [Reply] [Original]

Rata-chan!

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:54:20 2019 No.21053818 Bully the shorties!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:54:28 2019 No.21053819 Seriously when the fuck is a new girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:54:41 2019 No.21053821 File: 263 KB, 1000x1000, 1552794374445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sab-best!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:55:02 2019 No.21053824 File: 475 KB, 800x1000, 1549477555533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So who here likes demons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:55:31 2019 No.21053829 File: 240 KB, 680x680, 1536030969110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spids

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:55:37 2019 No.21053830 >>21053819 April.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:56:08 2019 No.21053834 File: 149 KB, 811x1024, 1553475637588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So anons, waifu in your lap or you n hers? also here's to hoping a publisher picked up pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:56:11 2019 No.21053836 get naked, lay on top of your bed, cover yourself in your waifu's second favorite thing, and watch her come through the bedroom door with an excited look >naked, covered in acorns for ratatoskr-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:57:03 2019 No.21053839 File: 2.52 MB, 1675x2431, 1550354523729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Springtime in Winterstown!

Anonymous Mon Mar 25 21:58:34 2019 No.21053845

>>21053824
me, i have good ties with the local demon community because i like them as a species. i really wonder why they're so nice to me after i give them signatures on their sheets of paper, it's like i said a really nice compliment to them or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:00:34 2019 No.21053859 File: 117 KB, 1200x823, 1540002715402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >having sex with something while they're drunk is considered non-consensual is she a rapist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:01:26 2019 No.21053866 File: 137 KB, 737x1024, 72fa08aaa65cbe576ed3365837834c4d733b9eacd5292a74e3fa280470394283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21053836 >Naked in a pool of hard alcohol for oni-oneesama Let's hope I didn't get any paper cuts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:03:00 2019 No.21053873 >>21053859 >that lack of trigger discipline would not wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:03:46 2019 No.21053878 >>21053859 >>Having sex with something >Something >Satyros-chan wakes up from night long bender >Rolls over to see the man she caught from late night >He was hard as a rock >It's an actual rock

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:04:09 2019 No.21053880 File: 1.18 MB, 1000x1412, 1543889558756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21053834 Is that Sekiro? Also I'd sit in her lap, not that I have a waifu because I still can't pick one. I'd just rather sit in her lap and be the small spoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:05:11 2019 No.21053886 >>21053836 Money. I'm going to teach our daughters the optimal ojou laugh for use on poorfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:12:10 2019 No.21053913 >>21053836 Me in a latex catsuit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:20:33 2019 No.21053941 >>21053824 I do. I have to imagine that "always by her side" clause is way toned down, though.

Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:21:15 2019 No.21053948

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:22:37 2019 No.21053958 >>21053873 The hammer'sh not e'en back, ish fiiiiine, hick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:23:12 2019 No.21053959 >>21053834 Both. Even though she's notably bigger than me, sometimes she needs a pick-me up while engrossed in her studies, you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:24:54 2019 No.21053965 >>21053824 Me! Forever loyal to the Demon Cult

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:27:45 2019 No.21053983 >>21053834 Both, although me in their lap is usually Lap pillows

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:27:45 2019 No.21053984 File: 164 KB, 1280x1000, D2gAJkaVYAIk0Qq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21053824 Blue's good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:29:04 2019 No.21053992 >>21053984 That devil is excessively lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:35:23 2019 No.21054020 I want to serve a cool and beautiful high elf general

Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:37:04 2019 No.21054026
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>>21052773
>>21052971
Yo. I put most of what I have on a folder. Might be missing a few. I haven't ran any semblance of quality control so whatever I found I threw in for better or worse, so keep that in mind. They're also out of order for some that were drawn as a series of images, can't really do anything about it.
https://mega.nz/#F!71o3BYhZ!ipfY_eQMB2U2sKebJR5K5A

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:37:30 2019 No.21054027 File: 149 KB, 1060x900, can't do shit about it, anon~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21053984 sure is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:41:22 2019 No.21054044 >>21053984 >>21054027 I'm honestly surprised that these posts get by. But she cute, so i'm okay with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:42:13 2019 No.21054050 >>21054027 >That possessive tail Such a great succ feature. I like to imagine it is an instinctive thing even the succ isn't doing anything lewd with her husband. Such as when talking with another couple ect

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:51:23 2019 No.21054088 >>21054050 I like when they use the tailtip to make temporary tally marks on you for how many times you came that session.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:52:35 2019 No.21054092 >>21054088 Succubi and demons are dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:57:09 2019 No.21054112 File: 319 KB, 842x1000, 3a004b910b3730a6a00b2a98754f7233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay anon's what would you rather have? >Loli Demon >Oneesama Devil

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:58:18 2019 No.21054116 >>21054112 Yes. Preferably while pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:58:50 2019 No.21054120 >>21054092 if you honestly think demons and succubi are totemo abunai, you pretty much have just become their first group of targets they pray: the afraid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 22:59:03 2019 No.21054121 >>21054112 Eh, demons and devils are close enough to not nitpick the differences, so I pick the nee-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:00:54 2019 No.21054136 >>21054112 I would want the loli demon but knowing this thread, it'll be 10:1 ratio for people wanting the loli over the devil. (1 being for lolis)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:01:20 2019 No.21054141 File: 721 KB, 830x1200, 1553569280751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054112 onee-sama devil. hopefully it's not pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:02:31 2019 No.21054149 >>21054141 small head. Tits bigger than her head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:03:57 2019 No.21054156 >>21054120 >Anon has been fighting and running from a demon for many years >They are practically married at this point, but the fight continues on, across many lands

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:04:28 2019 No.21054160 File: 283 KB, 657x890, Cow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054149 >Spoiler Implying that's not basically the norm for all big tiddy species

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:06:35 2019 No.21054175 >>21054160 I don't like big tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:07:50 2019 No.21054179 >>21054141 Cursed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:09:23 2019 No.21054186 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that even muscle monsters need to have a pretty dress to wear on occasion, even if it just shows off their musculature more than it does make them look feminine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:10:24 2019 No.21054190 File: 309 KB, 900x1350, 1552328424944.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054175 I can respect that, I sometimes dream about having a petite waifu that I can just throw on any piece of furniture and fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:12:31 2019 No.21054196 File: 580 KB, 1280x1024, 950285a2-7c80-46e5-a996-016bc5cb8522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054186 Good night anon, kiss your kesaran good night too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:12:40 2019 No.21054198 >>21054112 Loli Demon. Onee is pretty much the worst "adult" personality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:13:34 2019 No.21054201 >>21053834 Id prefer her in mine, despite the fact she is considerably heavier than me. I like being able to feel her up from behind!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:13:43 2019 No.21054203 >>21054112 Psi loli devil with a great ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:14:10 2019 No.21054208 File: 168 KB, 1200x1175, jaco confused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054190 I just wish other people could respect flat/small chests and not have to bash them every thread, but maybe that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:14:20 2019 No.21054209 >>21054196 A god amongst men. Would keep on my nightstand forever with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:14:44 2019 No.21054213 >>21054203 Oppai*

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:20:41 2019 No.21054234 >>21054213 Fucking stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:23:12 2019 No.21054242 >>21054179 you want me to draw an onee-san devil for you, then?

Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:24:14 2019 No.21054247

>>21054186
>invited to the undead ball
>wights in their elegant nightgowns, liches in storebought little black dresses they got for convenience, and zombies who got fresher flowers than usual for their rags
>huge ochi in a pretty pink dress, constantly holding her sheathed sword in front of her face out of terrible blushing embarrassment

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:25:23 2019 No.21054255 >>21054242 Not him but I would love to see it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:25:32 2019 No.21054256 >>21054247 The cutest! Gonna pull down her sword so everyone can see her cute face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:25:53 2019 No.21054257 >>21054208 It goes both ways. There will probably never be peace, but I can get behind a fairly wide range, myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:26:58 2019 No.21054262 >>21054196 >Can use little fabric samples to make their blankets exoct/maximum comfy >Can do the same with the padding, from bird feathers to cotton to even memory foam bits. Gonna spoil that little puffball.

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Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:31:32 2019 No.21054280

>>21054257
I can appreciate them all from time to time. I just absolutely hate it when it's being forced onto every character. Too much of a "good" thing you know?

Personally, I have phases where I'm into big breasts/some specific thing. But for right now, all the oppai pushing is making me hate it. I almost feel like it's being done intentionally to get people like me mad at this point.

Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:40:55 2019 No.21054314
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>>21054280
Nix the persecution bit, reactions like that are part of why things are the way they are. Enough bitching, though. Let's talk about girls we don't talk about.

Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:43:30 2019 No.21054319
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>>21054280
It's funny, I like big girls with big tits, and lolis, but I can't stand oppai lolis.
Probably because 90% of their art has absolutely no sense of proportion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:44:16 2019 No.21054322 File: 375 KB, 1384x993, 1550799602970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054314 Yeah, my bad, just frustrated with it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:46:52 2019 No.21054334
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>>21054280
I'm more of a leg and ass man but I kinda wish there were more art of tallflat girls. I really hate lolis but a tall girl with nice long legs, a pretty back and small breasts never seems to get much appreciation.

I'll gladly accept art of tittymonsters any day but it seems to me like modest bust = underage in most people's minds. I get large breasts are a conventionally attractive feature to most people, and I agree, but smaller ones do not subtract from a woman's beauty or mature appeal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:47:13 2019 No.21054336 >>21054242 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:49:41 2019 No.21054348 >>21054196 And with just one little fan art the kesaran get more love than they've had in years. Its a beautiful thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:52:03 2019 No.21054365 >>21054334 Yeah I agree. I just like small chests in general. Nice asses usually come with a small chest, which I find attractive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:52:06 2019 No.21054366 >>21054314 That scylla certainly enjoys a wide range of snacks. Too bad they don't seem to be making her all that happy, or maybe she's just the serious sort.

Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:55:53 2019 No.21054380
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>>21054334
I don't know if they really count as tallflats but yumano yuuki's more modest foxes drive me absolutely insane.
They keep getting tagged as lolis though? I dunno, they sure don't look it to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:56:29 2019 No.21054383 >>21054334 Those are some long legs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 25 23:58:17 2019 No.21054396 >>21054380 She was in that loli doujin magazine towako. So that's probably why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:02:55 2019 No.21054424 File: 1.16 MB, 1090x1219, 1551808579364.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21053834 in hers

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:05:21 2019 No.21054436

>>21054383
Yes, they are. They look firm and strong too. Maybe they're not the slender, shapely, tights n' fishnets type of legs, but still excellent for lap pillows and ideal for leglocking. Very smooth with just the right amount of hidden muscle. Would massage her thighs and stroke her calves after a hard day's work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:15:18 2019 No.21054464 File: 3.21 MB, 1600x2560, e5c0992d-e299-4fbb-b9f3-106ec8da9bb1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054255 >>21054336 Devil is wearing demon's bra

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:18:37 2019 No.21054475 >>21054464 Can you do a loli demon next?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:50:50 2019 No.21054588 File: 500 KB, 2200x3736, 1485776673008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As someone who has never tasted alcohol, what would happen to me in the clutches of a drunk goat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:51:18 2019 No.21054589 File: 148 KB, 1333x1907, 8b382ce1ece79151adbd1279a7ed945f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21053815 What would a bat GF be like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:54:02 2019 No.21054594 File: 322 KB, 858x1200, 8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054589 Like this comic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:58:31 2019 No.21054609 >>21054280 Try caring less about the whole thing.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:58:53 2019 No.21054610

>>21054588
Probably drinking alcohol.
As someone who has tasted nearly every kind out there, I hate the stuff.
I've only spent five or six days drinking (lots of different things each time) in 30 years, because I can only taste the alcohol itself.
Demon realm fire juice is supposed to not have any of the downsides of the real stuff though, so I'd get drunk to go party with tanuki and oni.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 00:59:07 2019 No.21054611 >>21054464 Nice, very nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:01:16 2019 No.21054617 >>21054609 Try caring less about me caring less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:06:40 2019 No.21054635 >>21054366 >Too bad they don't seem to be making her all that happy >That feel when no BF

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:10:06 2019 No.21054647

>>21054610
>not have any of the downsides
I dunno, getting wasted past a decent buzz IS a downside to me. Wine goats would absolutely hate me.

>>21054334
Could be the clothing, but while I get where you're coming from that looks a bit too modest. It's also interesting the difference that art style can make.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:22:22 2019 No.21054696 i want to be used as the male model/tester for advertising for a onahole company co-owned by a titania, a gremlin, and a tanuki!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:26:11 2019 No.21054712 >>21054696 I understand the Gremlin and Tanuki and hwy they're running a company but a Titania?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:29:13 2019 No.21054721 >>21054712 What monster understands stretchy cocksleeves better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:32:40 2019 No.21054730 >>21054721 slimes can mold their bodies to be the perfect onahole

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:32:57 2019 No.21054731

>>21054712
Titanias are the rulers of fairies aka living flying onaholes. She would probably study and understand how each product would feel for men based on her studies with men and having sex with fairies also she names the company's products after real life girls that the onaholes are modeled after. And writes biographies about each girl online to make men more interested

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:33:10 2019 No.21054734 File: 362 KB, 498x1191, tallbrown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054334 Was bored, made a brown version.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:36:52 2019 No.21054748 >>21054734 Brown/dark-skin girls make my dick harder than anything. Thank you for this, man

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:42:01 2019 No.21054763 >>21054748 I love them too. Some lines might be kinda sloppy but I'm probably going to go back and brownify some more favorite images. It's actually pretty easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:48:38 2019 No.21054784 >>21054734 bless you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:53:16 2019 No.21054800 File: 1.79 MB, 1500x2117, 1537751399750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much blood do vampires take if its just your wife wanting a snack? would an average man be able to provide enough for them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:58:13 2019 No.21054811 >>21054800 I'd imagine it wouldn't be much, but if they haven't ate in a while they can turn a fat man into a hungry skeleton.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:58:20 2019 No.21054812 >>21054800 I don't know how powerful blood is, but even Dracula didn't drink a person empty in one go so surely she can snack on you safely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 01:59:46 2019 No.21054817 >>21054800 I want a vampire waifu who loves to do stylish anime poses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:02:42 2019 No.21054829 >>21054817 So, female Dio?

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:03:38 2019 No.21054830
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>>21054817
the best would be a vampire that likes to think she's some sort of royalty, so she dresses up and acts fancy like chunnibio royalty. and you can tease her by making her do commoner stuff

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:05:13 2019 No.21054836

>>21054800
>OH-hohoho, It's time for my nightly indulgence, dearest husband.
>Present yourself to me so that I may savor the finest drink in the land.
>Ah such flavor, such fullness! Even only a spoonful would suffice.
>Hurry, bear your succulent tender flesh!
>'Neck, arm, or lips?'
>Y...you know where imbecile.
>'...?'
>The finest fluid? Even only a spoonful?... DON'T MAKE ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!
>'.....?'
>...th-..ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ "ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ" *shuffles*

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:07:13 2019 No.21054842 >>21054829 exactly like dio.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:08:25 2019 No.21054845
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>>21054800
>>21054811
>>21054812
>>21054817
>>21054836

my dumb head cannon fetish is that blood tastes the best with fear and pleasure hormones. so vampire wives have their maid's/servants bring you to orgasm or do it themselves as their vampire eyes strike fear in your heart. and right when you climax they bite your neck for the best flavor

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:12:06 2019 No.21054853 >>21054845 I thats when you spike your blood by eating a bunch of garlic. Easiest way to then get a dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:14:14 2019 No.21054860 >>21054836 I want a vampire gf now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:15:03 2019 No.21054862 >>21053829 Did that little thing knock over my drink?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:16:11 2019 No.21054864 >>21054860 They are the best and they can work with any body type. From ultra milf to ultra loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:17:13 2019 No.21054867 >>21054853 w-why would I spike my blood to hurt a vampire

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:21:29 2019 No.21054874 >>21054867 Because you need to show her that your her equal and she needs to treat you as such by making slow and sensual love in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:23:04 2019 No.21054875 >>21054874 You shameless whore

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:27:58 2019 No.21054882 File: 65 KB, 600x315, c7d04cbe-c796-4764-9f70-db3e9f8c38b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054874 uppity rich vampires exist to be roughly handled in the bedroom and bent over so they're not so high and mighty

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:31:30 2019 No.21054889 >>21054875 Its tough being such a degenerate slut for my wife. I hope she doesnt mind. >>21054882 That is also good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:48:56 2019 No.21054928 File: 626 KB, 830x1200, 1472018340428.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get better at writing and I want to learn how to draw, how do I summon a demon or devil to make a deal about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:49:40 2019 No.21054930 >>21054928 Just get a sidhe, bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:51:03 2019 No.21054933 File: 588 KB, 1504x2016, 20181219_000724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054928 dude same. I'm pretty good at writing but I can't draw for shit. at least I'm practicing I guess. I want to eventually be able to make a comic

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:52:00 2019 No.21054935 >>21054930 But I don't want to disappoint her...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:55:22 2019 No.21054937 I like to think that the Scholars aid grinds on his face while he sleeps as a way to mark her territory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:55:31 2019 No.21054938 >>21054933 If I could draw I'd spend my time drawing detailed pictures of gothic architecture overgrown with lush greenery, with pretty girls hanging out in the middle of it all. This is the highest expression of aesthetics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:56:26 2019 No.21054940 >>21054935 You couldn't if you tried! She'd be your tiny little cheerleader, guiding your hand and your mind. It'd be a stretchy thing of beauty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:57:49 2019 No.21054942 >>21054937 >The pen is mightier than the sword >The pen is >pen is >penis... guehehehehehe.... Dumb aid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 02:58:54 2019 No.21054945 >>21054942 >The penis, mightier than the sword Wait. She's right. You can beat a sword, but you can't beat the dick.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:06:16 2019 No.21054960
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Do Familiar and Witches have to do a silly dance in order to fuse? And most importantly what happens when you impregnate a fused girl?
I've been wondering about the latter question for quite a while now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:13:57 2019 No.21054991 >>21054930 Sidhe's are too cute. Just imagine her writing with a tiny pencil on a tiny piece of paper, or struggling to help you with your regular sized one when you have low motivation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:14:30 2019 No.21054993 >>21054960 >Do Familiar and Witches have to do a silly dance in order to fuse? They just need a little help from onii-chan ...Edward

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:30:22 2019 No.21055042 >>21054993 Oh cool, you have a dog!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:36:25 2019 No.21055058 >>21054836 I'd honestly be afraid of them nibbling me down there

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:44:24 2019 No.21055075 File: 886 KB, 680x960, Palutena 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you like your goddesses anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:50:52 2019 No.21055088 >>21055075 flat, needy, jealous, and secretly evil

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:52:48 2019 No.21055093 >>21055075 A goddess has to be tall, big breasted and have long hair. Anything other than that is heresy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:55:00 2019 No.21055099 >>21055075 Fertile, infinitely forgiving, and a bit of a tease.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:55:31 2019 No.21055101 >>21055088 >flat, needy, jealous, and secretly evil Viridi? Who ever it is i hope you have a prosperous love anon! >>21055093 Dont be like that anon. I prefer the same gods as you, but men are allowed to love the god no matter their look.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:56:14 2019 No.21055103 >>21055075 I only worship dragons. It's only a cult now but it's a rich cult! Richer than Scientology by far!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:58:24 2019 No.21055109 >>21055103 And less crazy on every day but Wock Wednesday!

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 03:58:51 2019 No.21055111

>>21055075
Pretending to be your perfectly normal human childhood friend and being reluctant to ever reveal her true form. Even as a "human," radiating genuine calm and comfort like a proper goddess, and as a goddess being that same old lovable dork who begs you to get spiders out of her room without hurting them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:03:45 2019 No.21055116 >>21055109 Wock Wednesdays are a confusing aspect of life that you just get used to eventually.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:03:45 2019 No.21055117

>>21055075
Very loving but extremely jealous.
Would do anything to make you happy but would also put anyone through hell if they tried to take you away from her. And you are not immune to this ass well, but to a MUCH lesser degree.
Hourglass build with large tits.
Also very lewd, but only for me.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:04:13 2019 No.21055118

>>21055075
Exotic and dangerous-looking, like a primal nature spirit, one of the old gods trapped in a human body. Covered in freaky runes or tattoos, sharp teeth, feral eyes, long and wild hair, muscular. Unclothed, completely unconcerned with acting human. Has a very bizarre way of walking and doing things, like her human form doesn't fit or makes her uncomfortable. There's some kind of supernatural phenomenon happening around her at all times, like leaves turning their fall colours out of season.

She can speak just fine, she just doesn't like to. She'd rather just act and deal with the consequences, if they even matter. If she wants to eat, she's going to. If she wants to fuck, she's going to. Not cruel or evil, just capricious as fuck. Almost fearboner fuel.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:04:45 2019 No.21055119

>>21055111
>Without killing them
>Anime girl with a question mark above her head.png
"KILL IT, KILL IT KILL IT!" is like my spider removal theme song. I don't even know what I'd do if not spraying them with something nasty or giving them a taste of my shoe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:07:03 2019 No.21055123 >>21055099 Would she also have big tracts of land for her fertility? >>21055111 What a cutie >>21055117 So a yandere goddess? Thats my personal favorite. Especially with that figure. >>21055118 How raw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:07:50 2019 No.21055125 File: 888 KB, 3490x2406, 1553587670411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21055075 Haughty, brown, and pumped full of venom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:07:59 2019 No.21055126 >>21055119 Why are you such a psycho though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:09:22 2019 No.21055129 >>21055123 Large tracts of land and an inviting delta would be a must, yes. Not fertility God level though, that tends to get gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:10:39 2019 No.21055133 >>21055126 Too much time around women. I hear that particular screech and I know it's time to become insect Doom Guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:11:53 2019 No.21055135 >>21055123 >So a yandere goddess? More or less, yes. But only yandere towards others. Her hurting me directly "because she loves me" is not something I'm okay with. Not that she would ever need to. But other than that yandere goddesses are amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:13:17 2019 No.21055137 >>21055133 >insect Spiders aren't insects though. Also stop the pointless killing, life is sacred and not there to be killed for your amusement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:15:24 2019 No.21055140 >>21055129 I can understand the dislike of what can happen with a fertility goddess tits. >>21055135 So she is crazy in love with other people? I understand what you mean and dont worry i am talking about the yandere that doesnt hurt you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:15:30 2019 No.21055141 >>21055137 Fuck off, Buddha. If they want to live they can stay outside of the house, they usually get ignored there.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:18:01 2019 No.21055145

>>21055141
As the higher life form you have a responsibility to bridge the gap in understanding. They cannot comprehend your arbitrary territorial boundaries. To set an arbitrary rule that cannot be comprehended by another and then passing judgement on the offending party without mercy is something a Faerie would do.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:20:18 2019 No.21055149

>>21055140
Yeah, I should probably have phrased that better...
I'm kind of interested to see what would happen if someone WERE to try and take me away from her in any way. I guess that would kinda depend on what she's a goddess over, but it would still be interesting to see.
That or she wouldn't tell me she did it and just tell me "everything's fine" after she just cursed someone to hell and back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:27:25 2019 No.21055160 >>21055149 Probably would have her forget about you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:34:02 2019 No.21055172 >>21055149 >I'm kind of interested to see what would happen if someone WERE to try and take me away from her in any way. I'm betting on the mooslamic handholdistan CBT'd to death treatment, but eternally in a private hell.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:35:46 2019 No.21055177

>>21055123
>how raw
Pagan tribal gods are scary, man. Nothing angelic or even civilized about them, just primal and feral. And that shit's hot.

Imagine Spice and Wolf but with a spirit who embodies something abstract, like Frenzy, or some pre-ancient goddess who hasn't even heard of cooked food before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:40:20 2019 No.21055185 >>21055177 I've been reading lots of Malazan lately and old gods and feral wolf gods are pretty neat. I want to hang out in the Beast Hold with divine wolfus...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:42:51 2019 No.21055190 >>21055177 Frenzy on the hunt and in the bedroom. It just so happens that her bedroom is all the wild and untamed wilderness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:44:42 2019 No.21055193 >>21055185 >TFW no grizzed army of lizardmen led by a salamander named "The Bonerhunters" >TFW no smokin' hot neanderthals

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:50:46 2019 No.21055205 >>21055160 I highly doubt a yandere goddess would let anyone away that easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:51:02 2019 No.21055206 >>21055193 >TFW no water elemental fembro >TFW no turbolewd ex-goddess of "assassination" GF There were a lot of things that'd be fun to fuck if that series ran on anything close to MGE rules.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:51:20 2019 No.21055208 File: 311 KB, 739x1200, 1429038383704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21055193 I'm going to ride over the battlefield on my Dragonfly and we'll drop dark matter munitions on everyone!

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:52:07 2019 No.21055211

>>21055193
>get yourself captured by some neanderthals, thinking it's a free pass go hard snu snu
>yfw it turns out the neanderthals are sensitive girls who play the flute and arrange flowers for you every night
>they're still redhead shortstack musclegirls, though

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:55:22 2019 No.21055217 File: 393 KB, 871x1200, Unagi Joro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21055206 >>21055208 >>21055211 How about the Eel of Darujhistan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 04:58:02 2019 No.21055224 >>21055217 Neat. I'm trying to figure out what the Adjutant would be though. A mantis who studied a thousand famous lovemaking sessions and figured out how to do them all better? Also, give me more books to read. I'm in kind of a slump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 05:00:51 2019 No.21055229 >>21055217 Chubby, annoying, and infuriating lucky. Heavens help you if she decides you're a goal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 05:00:54 2019 No.21055230 >>21055224 Did you read the Malazan stuff Esslemont wrote? Book of the New Sun is pretty neat. I'm actually kind of stumped, I mostly read comics these days.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 05:05:04 2019 No.21055244

>>21055229
>Now is the time to gird one's loins for the labor ahead! Yes indeed... the time has come to hitch up one's trousers and be a man! Or is it to pull them down and be a man?
>Aha! And now to pluck this blushing blossom...
Kruppe, Orb Sceptre Throne, pages 545 and 547.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 05:10:08 2019 No.21055253 >>21055193 >TFW no spidergirl waifu made of smaller spiders

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 05:14:11 2019 No.21055258 >>21055253 That was the wife of Shadowthrone's crazy priest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 05:16:10 2019 No.21055266 >>21055258 Yeah. The Diverse were some fun characters.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 05:22:23 2019 No.21055279
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>>21055185
>>21055190
>get dragged back into the den of a primal dire wolf
>she's huge and ripped, has no problem grabbing you by the ankles and pulling you all the way to the back
>it's all dirt and soft animal skins, but warm and dry
>"A male..."
>she spends a few minutes sniffing you and touching you all over
>"...no mate..."
>then she licks her lips, arching her back
>"It wants... to mate with us?"
>her ears fold back as she snarls, baring her teeth
>she pins you down and bends to bite you on the neck, not enough to draw blood, but not gently either
>you're too scared to move
>then she licks you and growls happily
>"very good."
>she wears no clothes, so she just pushes her shaggy hair back and starts ripping yours off, tail swishing
>very slowly she hooks a claw underneath each piece and tears them away, until you're completely naked
>she grabs your head, and goes in for a slobbery, noisy kiss as she mounts you
>each time she comes down on you it's like getting powerbombed
>if it weren't for the soft furs on the ground you'd probably have broken some bones
>hours of her slamming down on you and howling pass
>finally she looks satisfied and snuggles up close, hugging you to keep you warm
>until you hear another howl, not far away
>she nuzzles and licks you possessively as she presses into you, still grinding her hips
>"grrr...sisters..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 05:27:19 2019 No.21055294 >>21055279 D'awww.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 05:33:16 2019 No.21055313 >>21055279 Hot damn, that’s the stuff. She’s going to be quite busy if she wants to keep that male to herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:02:43 2019 No.21055358 >>21055279 >you will never be scooped up by a giant tribal dire wolf onee-san and dragged home for snu-snuggles

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:10:38 2019 No.21055372 File: 147 KB, 420x600, minotaur00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In an ideal world, everyone would have a mino. Or holst if you prefer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:11:42 2019 No.21055373 >>21055372 We exist in a world devoid of the good and beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:13:08 2019 No.21055374 >>21055373 Maybe one day minos will be real, and all that will change.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:28:42 2019 No.21055400 >>21055374 And yet the eternal question still stands, >Is it okay to touch Minos "there"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:35:10 2019 No.21055415 >>21055400 You can touch her wherever you like. Just be wary. 9 times out of 10, it's gonna end in a rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:43:56 2019 No.21055434 >>21055400 Where?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:44:44 2019 No.21055438 File: 1.55 MB, 960x1280, __shuten_douji_fate_grand_order_and_etc_drawn_by_ebido__39ac9aed1c2457046724d9d55d3c86b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21055434

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:52:22 2019 No.21055452 >>21055415 And the other 1 of 10?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:56:47 2019 No.21055463 >>21055438 >>21055438 Shuten is good, but Banana is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 06:59:44 2019 No.21055471 >>21055372 Is it ok to want a scarred up older veteran Minotaur who has to resort to selling her milk for a living now that she can't be on the battlefield?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:04:47 2019 No.21055477 >>21055471 Depends, how big is her chest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:05:44 2019 No.21055480 >>21055372 comfy life with holst thank you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:05:47 2019 No.21055481 You know what we need? Cheshire Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:12:15 2019 No.21055501 File: 754 KB, 1200x849, 1553598735323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21055452

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:17:22 2019 No.21055511 >>21055481 >You know what we need? new blood

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:21:43 2019 No.21055520 File: 268 KB, 718x1026, 1553563105510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does my cursed sword wife looks like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:22:26 2019 No.21055523 >>21055520 Like a cursed word.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:22:35 2019 No.21055524 >>21055481 You know what we need? Mouse Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:25:00 2019 No.21055533 >>21055520 Low on the rust skin and big, rough boobs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:27:43 2019 No.21055542 >>21055477 One of her breast is just as big as a man's head if not bigger. She's quite the large specimen. >>21055520 Cursed Sword are at their best when naked or wearing a frilly summer dress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:30:22 2019 No.21055553 >>21055481 >Either a huge, buff Cheshire or a small, soft Jinko. Both can teleport I love it >>21055542 It pays the bills, if not with dignity She’s lovely

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:33:56 2019 No.21055558 >>21055524 >need >Lilim Said nobody.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:34:49 2019 No.21055561 >>21055511 Cow mice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:40:46 2019 No.21055576 >>21055511 We have culled down to the perfect pool of 90 posters. From here we will collect future threads into a neural network so that our posting can survive us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:43:48 2019 No.21055580 File: 77 KB, 800x847, 1537441148011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21055576 That sounds great!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 07:48:45 2019 No.21055591 >>21055580 Cute green worm imotous

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 08:32:12 2019 No.21055729 >>21054112 Loli Demon with a nice pear shaped body to manhandle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 08:40:12 2019 No.21055755 I want to do loving degeneracy with my wife[ives]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 08:49:25 2019 No.21055777 >>21055755 What kind of degeneracy are we talking about here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 08:52:24 2019 No.21055785 >>21054594 >NTR ending with batboy action never It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 08:54:55 2019 No.21055796 Has KC forsaken us again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 08:56:25 2019 No.21055802 >>21055777 A verboten kind(s) No NTR/Pegging

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 08:59:21 2019 No.21055813 >>21055785 Why must you remind me of that doujin? >>21055802 Hey as long as it's not one of them it's all good. Which race are your wives?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 09:07:37 2019 No.21055833 >>21055813 Dice say Arch Imp, Houri, sylph, and Damphir

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 09:09:16 2019 No.21055840 File: 64 KB, 420x788, MOOOOOM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21055802

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 09:09:29 2019 No.21055841 >>21055580 Wanna feed cantaloupes to a greenworm and tell her it's my favorite fruit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 09:18:25 2019 No.21055861 >>21055841 >Yup, I sure love great big melons." >Shw makes no response, but you know she hears everything >EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 09:22:42 2019 No.21055880 >>21055796 He's noted he's working on some big project, and that this will effect the schedule of his releases.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 09:23:43 2019 No.21055884 >>21055840 >posting this garbage Eat shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 09:39:21 2019 No.21055914 >>21055880 >some big project, ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 09:42:16 2019 No.21055929 >>21055914 Probably an RPG. His latest paywalled art of old girls has the letters RPG in the file name. He mentioned he wanted to work on one a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 09:43:34 2019 No.21055936 File: 45 KB, 390x384, 1db.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21055929

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:02:02 2019 No.21056002 >>21055929 Does kc still work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:06:54 2019 No.21056026 >>21055075 Self-Made yet still power hungry. I can't help but like girls with ambition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:15:32 2019 No.21056054 >>21055116 >>21055109 What about Wurm Wock Double Wednesday?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:18:59 2019 No.21056064 >>21056054 Wurms don't keep track of calendar days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:20:40 2019 No.21056074 >>21056054 >Not Wurm Wock Double Dock

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:21:03 2019 No.21056076 >>21056064 Wurms don't know what calendars are

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:23:48 2019 No.21056089 >>21056076 That's not true, they built Stonehenge! Or at least did the heavy lifting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:28:37 2019 No.21056107 File: 188 KB, 1600x1600, D2a1bBEUgAIMfR8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:29:21 2019 No.21056111 >>21056002 From what we see on Entry and Patron he doesn't make enough off MGE to comfortably live. He never announced quitting his job either so it's safe to assume he still has full time work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 10:59:39 2019 No.21056201 Top 5, Best Smelling Monster Girls Bottom 5, Worst Smelling Monster Girls What are they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 11:01:38 2019 No.21056209 >>21056107 Yes hello. >>21056201 Insufficient data. Will sniff when targets are found.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 11:05:06 2019 No.21056224 >>21056026 Excellent taste >tfw no pear-shaped lolibaba Pharaoh with big ambitions >You will never become her first subject after stumbling upon her sarcophagus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 11:05:46 2019 No.21056228 >>21056201 Sniffing lolis is forbidden Also, is it cheating to sniff a buff girl after a workout

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 11:06:49 2019 No.21056229 >>21056228 Ya gotta go off their raw scent, so no, it's not cheating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 11:07:22 2019 No.21056232 >>21055501 Definitely gonna corrupt the shrine maiden and make her my wife!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 11:13:16 2019 No.21056247 >>21056229 Even Jinko-chan is embarrassed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 11:38:11 2019 No.21056358 How many Nooks do I need to fuck to get them to overturn the Article 13 vote?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:03:33 2019 No.21056427 >>21055884 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:07:37 2019 No.21056439 File: 190 KB, 831x1080, Pk8Qu8nYtHY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ice titties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:15:17 2019 No.21056465 File: 24 KB, 480x480, 1543872669196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21056358 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:18:02 2019 No.21056476 >>21056465 You got a loiscence for that image?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:20:38 2019 No.21056484 >>21056465 Stop posting off-topic reaction images.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:21:31 2019 No.21056487 >>21056111 Doesn't he make money from the books?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:22:09 2019 No.21056491 File: 2.07 MB, 1360x1593, 1546718582901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21056476 I'm not a yuropoor. I can post whatever I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:24:44 2019 No.21056507 >>21056439 Wife titties! Her and yuki ‘comparing’ themselves for dominance!

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:28:25 2019 No.21056522

>>21055075
A mix of tsundere and yandere, and very loving.
>tfw a yandere goddess will never fall in love with you but can't bring herself to confess
>instead she decides to reincarnate you forever and go to Earth
>whenever she "dies", she always is born anew into some body, tracks you down, and proactively dates you
>you eventually piece things together
>she's flustered and nervous
>shenanigans happen, but you convince her to take you to heaven (literally this time)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:36:04 2019 No.21056555 >>21056491 And you chose to post an off topic image?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:38:18 2019 No.21056566 File: 1.33 MB, 1080x1920, 1549860216641.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:49:58 2019 No.21056607 >>21056439 Evil ice lady titties make me go crazy. I need a Tsurara to impale me to a wall with her icicles and then rape me until I submit to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 12:56:43 2019 No.21056638 >>21055075 >you will never be hopelessly in love with a sealed evil goddess

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 13:26:20 2019 No.21056761 File: 430 KB, 2362x1086, commissions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A couple more wife commissions finished today. http://twitter.com/lewderie/status/1110565581168754688 http://twitter.com/KahunaKilolani/status/1110574813242896385

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 13:37:23 2019 No.21056804 >>21056761 Lewd wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 13:51:24 2019 No.21056879 >>21056761 Why does it look like she is using her eye-stalks to stare at her own ass in the first pic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 13:52:48 2019 No.21056882 >>21056804 Yes >>21056879 Because she is, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 13:58:27 2019 No.21056909 >>21056439 Nice, but is there a non-censored version?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 13:58:33 2019 No.21056910 File: 73 KB, 1280x720, miatongue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what have you been thinking about lately? any fantasy scenarios or fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 13:59:48 2019 No.21056917 >>21056910 Been thinking of a certain mommy/yandere/onee-san character. I have a monstergirl that looks like her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:00:01 2019 No.21056920 >>21056487 knowing a couple published authors (2 photography, 3 chemistry/engineering texts, and one fiction writer), unless you're selling 500k+ or end up on Oprah's list, you're not making a significant amount.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:01:17 2019 No.21056926 >>21056910 Been thinking of a certain mommy/yandere/onee-san character. I want to have a monstergirl that looks exactly like her. Torn between Dark mage, Dragon, and a few others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:01:48 2019 No.21056931 >>21056917 >>21056926 I saw that mistake, and dont reply

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:02:42 2019 No.21056934 File: 133 KB, 700x687, 1546867969385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21056910 imagine getting put in a wolf back and they all greet you every day by kissing you. and they all like to watch while the alpha female wolf has her way with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:20:06 2019 No.21057008 >>21056910 Living with a Dark Mage for a few months, only to discover that her cat is actually a buff dark skinned Nekomata and now you suddenly have two wives.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:25:44 2019 No.21057036
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>>21056910
A date with a vampire, and teasing them during dinner by stretching and doing things to expose my neck to make them hungry until they can't take it anymore

also teasing a rich vampire by having sex in places that should be beneath them, such as a bathroom or some alley in the street at night

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:25:46 2019 No.21057037 >>21057008 But does that big buff cat still enjoy laying in your lap for scritches?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:27:12 2019 No.21057041 >>21056910 Training in sword fighting with a Wight during her spare time, some are former heroes after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:29:19 2019 No.21057055 >>21057037 In cat form? Probably. In humanoid form? Frantic tackle rape is probably going to be happening, so no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:30:40 2019 No.21057061 >>21056910 Getting bought by a big rich egotistical ojou monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:31:46 2019 No.21057066 >>21056910 Going on a journey to find a powerful monstergirl only to settle for a much more mundane girl that you meet along the way

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:34:31 2019 No.21057089 >>21056910 Flying around and touring various demon realms and spirit realms with my Night Gaunt wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:35:01 2019 No.21057094 >>21056910 My fetish isn't thread approved, but it involves licking, swallowing, and rhymes with lore. I'm sure MGE makes it so that it can be done safely though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:35:05 2019 No.21057095 >>21057055 >Not wanting to scritch the big cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:36:04 2019 No.21057098 File: 206 KB, 1269x1461, troll05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>/h/5296342 Trolls lewds if anyone's interested

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:38:14 2019 No.21057108 >>21057098 >Flower pubic hair I accept that as canon now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:38:29 2019 No.21057110 >>21056910 "Teaching" a pure loli Anubis that has a lewd bottom heavy body Proneboning a haughty loli Vampire, teasing and dirty talking her to make her extra tsundere and flustered while you're stuffing her ass

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:42:51 2019 No.21057127

>>21056910
A scenario where a timid new transfer to a school with a large monster girl population is terrified of them and tries to find places to hide during breaks. He almost gets away with it, but that Lich who hangs out in the library takes a liking to the quiet new boy who spends a lot of time there

Come to think of it, I keep coming up with various scenarios on how to avoid monster girls and ways they'd probably fail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:44:22 2019 No.21057134 >>21057095 Its not a matter of wanting, its a matter of frantic amazonian position fucking when she's in human form. Whats with the thread treating beastmen as pets with tits anyway?

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 14:52:24 2019 No.21057166

>>21056910
Working out with the wife, watching her work up a sweat doing her routine in a sports bra and sweatpants. Taking a shower together and giving her lean body a massage. Her grinning just a little as I see her new tattoo. Then we just cuddle and kiss for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 15:10:43 2019 No.21057247 >>21056910 me being happy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 15:16:27 2019 No.21057270 >>21054026 Late response, but thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 15:33:28 2019 No.21057339 https://exhentai.org/g/1354610/fd0bd64ee4/ It was a wonderful trip, but I'm sad to see it end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 15:54:47 2019 No.21057422 >>21057339 I can't help but feel this is how the grimdark guys see the MGE setting. An adoring, loving monstergirl who literally can't see how her darling is sobbing and screaming to be let go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:01:19 2019 No.21057447 File: 101 KB, 1200x1103, D2iPkXjVAAATjh8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you like your maids?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:05:41 2019 No.21057460 >>21057447 Slimy and unnerving. But I also like them feathery and disciplined.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:05:53 2019 No.21057463 >>21057422 https://exhentai.org/g/1280012/e74fb501c0/ It could've been great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:06:49 2019 No.21057470 >>21057447 A completely washboard flat chested loli automaton.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:08:09 2019 No.21057474 >>21057447 Real

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:10:11 2019 No.21057485 >>21056566 mods

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:10:27 2019 No.21057487 File: 103 KB, 614x932, __lich_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_uni8__98949c5412405416ad32c2bc18bf401e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21057447 Undead. >>21057463 That side series isn't as good. What's the point if she isn't yandere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:11:11 2019 No.21057493 >>21057487 >Not a loli lich FINALLY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:12:03 2019 No.21057497 >>21056910 dungeons and dragons mge edition. all those figures get replaced with onaholes and when you get raped, you have to have a onahole gobbling down on that dick until you a roll a break free spell and escape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:14:11 2019 No.21057509 >>21057487 >Isn't yandere I'd go with a case of 'went dere', but sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:14:20 2019 No.21057510 >>21056910 Dragons built like brick walls sorrounding me afer looting their treasures and imminent raping follows

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:14:26 2019 No.21057511 >>21057497 Playing that in a room full of neckbeards is going to get pretty gay, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:14:54 2019 No.21057512 >>21057447 Pregnant

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:17:27 2019 No.21057525 >>21056910 Same old fantasy as always, living in a small comfy woodland house with a big titty goth Dark Mage. Its my go-to fantasy as I drift off to sleep most nights, and the sooner we invent proper, affordable virtual reality the better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:28:05 2019 No.21057574 >>21056910 Being married off to a big ancient warrior queen dragon to save the kingdom

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:29:04 2019 No.21057579 >>21057493 I'm pretty sure there's literally a single image of a loli lich out there and all the other ones aren't, so I don't really know what you meant by that.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:35:26 2019 No.21057607

>>21057579
Probably one of the people that constantly screams that everything KC does is loli and that he must hate boobs, even though lolis are a minority (something like 12%) and most of his recent stuff the past 2 years has been either adult or huge tit breeds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:38:06 2019 No.21057619 >>21057493 Anoni love titties, but most liches arent lolis. Mostly they just have smaller breasts like KC's petite girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:38:12 2019 No.21057620 File: 49 KB, 842x605, B490C977-F9F7-4431-A164-32730AE56EF9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spring is coming. Begone, Winter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:39:25 2019 No.21057626 Bimbo monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:46:41 2019 No.21057643 File: 269 KB, 1497x640, zombie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even zombies can grow bored every once in a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:56:27 2019 No.21057683 >>21057643 But they can’t grow uncute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:56:45 2019 No.21057684 File: 248 KB, 1529x1461, 1549930135945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21056228 you can't stop me from huffing this one

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 16:58:38 2019 No.21057693 >>21057620 Spring is the time for mofu shed and lots of it, I want eternal winter

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:01:21 2019 No.21057703 >>21057620 Foxes prefer winter because it gives them an excuse to wrap their husband up in their mofu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:14:36 2019 No.21057742 >>21057703 just marry a snowfox and always have need of mofu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:16:02 2019 No.21057748 >>21057643 No wonder she gets bored, the only thing she gets to do all day is be a daki for me to unleash my depraved huglust on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:19:46 2019 No.21057762 >>21057693 The time of year where they shed excess softness....which has NO other meanings

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:22:16 2019 No.21057778 >>21057684 Ropu is just asking for it. She just wants you to shove your face down there and go to town on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:29:55 2019 No.21057814 >>21057762 Ah, I really want my childhood friend to make me a plushie out of her own shed mofu. And then use the scrying talisman hidden inside to spy on me kissing the plushie of her while moaning her name.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:43:16 2019 No.21057877 >>21057858 I'm gonna walk into an onee-sabbath bar with an "orgasm donor" t-shirt on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:45:29 2019 No.21057888 >>21056439 Getting your tongue stuck to ice titties

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:47:01 2019 No.21057897 >>21057877 Dark mage-san is gonna have a hard time figuring out how some one can donate orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 17:55:54 2019 No.21057937 >>21057877 That sounds like a way for cakes/newly turned girls/neets to get husbands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:21:15 2019 No.21058074 I want a Dark mage that's extra perverted and has extra large 'mana tanks'

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:23:30 2019 No.21058092 >>21058074 What would a pure Dark Mage with quite small mana tanks behave like? If she can't store mana, maybe she'd need to be cuddlefucked all the way through each spell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:25:36 2019 No.21058104 >>21058092 She thinks kissing will get her pregnant. It won't but it will slowly increase her mana levels

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:27:21 2019 No.21058112 >>21058074 Same. Make her tall, pale, have red eyes and then she's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:27:47 2019 No.21058119 >>21058092 you say that like thats a bad thing. I bet any darkmage will do that no matter the size.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:29:33 2019 No.21058130 >>21058112 See, I'm torn. Being tall adds seductive appeal while being smaller but keeping the rest makes her more adorable. I don't know which is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:32:03 2019 No.21058148 >>21057858 that shirt is adorable. imagine buying your vampire gf that and making her wear it around her friends to embarrass her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:32:28 2019 No.21058152 >>21056910 >EMG Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:38:36 2019 No.21058185 >>21058074 Even that dark mage would be really scary when she finds out her assistant, who went out to buy ingredients, is about to be burned at the stake

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:39:26 2019 No.21058191 >>21058185 She'd hit like a hurricane, leaving only destruction and bigger bits in her wake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:44:33 2019 No.21058216 File: 641 KB, 830x1200, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21054141 Fixed it. Tiny head bothered me

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:48:20 2019 No.21058224 >>21058152 no u

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:51:22 2019 No.21058239 >>21058191 She better learn him some basic defensive spells and/or short range teleportation for next time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:56:05 2019 No.21058255 >>21056427 It's literally a reference to a trap cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 18:59:31 2019 No.21058265 >>21058216 i'd rather molest an underaged devil girl instead, i'm good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:00:32 2019 No.21058271 >>21056439 hope she doesn't attack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:06:35 2019 No.21058291 File: 1.50 MB, 646x899, Capture3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does Ropurotto smell and taste like? >Inb4 wet dog

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:06:45 2019 No.21058292
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>>21056910
I've been thinking about going to an open air onsen with Miia for ages.

It would just be so nice, just the thought makes some of my stress fade away.

Getting wrapped up, relaxing and looking at the stars with a nice drink. Complete perfection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:07:55 2019 No.21058298 >>21058291 Wet dog and entitlement.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:09:25 2019 No.21058302
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Time for the last article of this commission, time to learn all about just what onii-chans do in Sabbath: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1754

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>Sabbath's Onii-chans!

>The majority of Sabbath's membership is comprised of witches and their “onii-chan” partners! The term “onii-chan” is used based on Sabbath's ideals and because of the fact that a “sibling” relationship is most common in general since witches have the form of little girls, while their partners appear as young men around the age of big brothers. Of course, in terms of outward appearance, sometimes their partners may be boys of around the same age or even “uncles” so far removed in age that they look like parent and child. In Sorcerous Sabbath, a.k.a. “Shirokuto Sabbath”, which has a tendency for the actual age of witches to be elderly, some witches even have partners who have spent centuries with them and have what could be described as the outward appearance of “grandfathers”.

>Also, just as the nature of the relationship between a witch and her partner varies, so too do the duties demanded of onii-chans in Sabbath. All men belonging to Sabbath have a duty to make love with their witch partners day after day and pour mana into them through sex. Since that is precisely the most crucial duty for men of Sabbath as well as what is desired by witches more than anything else, it's possible for those who become onii-chans to simply lead a life copulating with witches as much as they please, but depending on the effort of the man in question, if he so requests, then he can assume an important role in Sabbath and join them in taking part in serious magical research. Below I've summarized some of the positions that “onii-chans” can have in Sabbath, so any gentlemen considering joining, by all means, please use it as a reference.

>[Familiar]

>The so-called typical “onii-chan”. They live with witches as their partners, and apart from those who spend their days focused exclusively on meeting the sexual demands of witches, those who help out with magical research, perform clerical duties, and run errands for the sake of their cute little sisters are also treated as “familiars”. The title “familiar” is for binding a master / servant relationship for the sake of convenience to make the act of pouring mana into a witch go more smoothly rather than something that indicates a hierarchical relationship. With regard to the relationship between men and witches in Sabbath, basically being “husband and wife” or “big brother and little sister” is prioritized instead of “witch and familiar”, but there are also some who do especially enjoy the hierarchical relationship of witch and familiar.

>Sabbath's witches are always continually using up lots of mana, whether it's for research or practical matters, and for that reason, it is recommended that the men who become their familiars accompany them as much as possible so that they can replenish the witches' mana at any time. Their main duties involve things like kissing the witches occasionally while they're conducting research, or carrying witches into their personal quarters or a break room and pouring plenty of mana inside them when they start looking exhausted.

>Additionally, many among the familiars seek to acquire military prowess in order to protect their own young little partners. Familiar warriors made incubi at the hands of witches and further outfitted with magical equipment and items lovingly crafted by them acquire power far exceeding that of most knight brigades or mercenary bands through training in between sessions of sex day after day.

>Furthermore, perhaps because they have the same position as familiars serving the same master, *“familiars”* serving the same witch often casually invite them for sex, and in many cases, they ultimately end up having threesomes with the witches who rebuke them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:11:26 2019 No.21058306 >>21058298 I love the taste of entitlement.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:12:38 2019 No.21058314
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>>21058302
>[Wizard]

>Wizards can also join Sabbath and conduct magical research and development along with witches. Even though the position is different than familiar, as expected, they endeavor in research while paired with witches as “onii-chans”. Besides participating in magical research as fully fledged wizards, if they're inexperienced novice casters, they can request instruction as a witch's “apprentice.” Also, since some among them possess magical techniques and knowledge surpassing that of witches, they can even serve as “masters” to witches.

>The benefits of participating in Sabbath are extremely huge for wizards who seek to master sorcery. First of all, they can be granted the “depraved power” by a baphomet, though it won't be nearly as effective as with witches, since they have a high affinity with baphomet mana. Even for wizards, it still amounts to an extremely huge power boost. Secondly, there's the perk of being able to use Sabbath's research facilities to conduct their own research. Sabbaths which specialize in sorcery possess numerous mana concentrated lands as well as immense tomes filled with magical knowledge, and are replete with materials and mana resources for experiments. If one has no antipathy towards monsters, Sabbath's research facilities offer as many choices as the world's most prominent magical institutes in the biggest countries or perhaps even more. Also, since Sabbaths throughout the world are linked, another huge perk is that various information concerning magic is gathered, from old to new.

>On top of that, being able to marry a witch is also huge advantage. Mana circulates between human man / monster married couples, i.e, if a man has sex with a witch and performs mana replenishment, not only does the witch have semen poured inside her, the man is also infused with mana from the witch, so he can also replenish mana. Also, when a wizard is married to a witch, the mana dwelling in each of them adapts to the other's. Not only does mana circulate through sex, even when casting spells, a married couple can combine their power and increase their total amount of mana by crossing it together, enabling experiments that require tremendous amounts of mana and more varied magical research and development.

>Furthermore, just like witches, some wizards even have their own “familiars”. Familiars in this case refers to *“familiars”*. Whenever an unmarried wizard freshly joins Sabbath, he'll be swarmed by *“familiars”* eager to become his familiar.

[Sorcerous Engineer]

“Sorcerous engineers” are in other words, craftsmen with the skills to make items imbued with the power of magic. In Sabbath, research and development of magical items is also conducted, and for that reason, craftsmen are also welcomed.

Magical items can be made by imbuing any article with any spell using “enchant (p.43)” and performing affixation processing. Making better quality magical items requires craftsmen to create items more suitable for the spells being imbued, and mages to imbue spells that are more suitable for the items. Since Sabbath has numerous witches who are excellent mages, men welcomed into Sabbath as craftsmen who become “onii-chans” are no exception to the rule and will work jointly with their witch partners creating magical items. If the mage imbuing the magic is a separate person, then the craftsman who makes the “item” part of the magical item only needs excellent skills, and to tune it with his own partner who imbues the magic. There's no issue even if the craftsman himself can't use magic. For that reason, blacksmiths, craftsman of all kinds of items, and artisans for engraving spell formulas and insignia are also welcomed into Sabbath even if they can't use magic.

What's more, just as when mage couples use magic together, items crafted by the husband's hand have the property of being easier to imbue with the mana of the witch who is his wife due to adaptation to each other's mana. When creating items that are easily imbuable, the most important thing is tuning, which requires devising processes and methods of manufacture, selecting materials, and various precise techniques, but close interaction with one's witch partner and careful, repeated mana exchange through sexual intercourse on a routine basis is just as important for performing this joint work.

Furthermore, there are also sorcerous engineers and wizards who can manufacture the goods and imbue them with magic all by themselves while maintaining a high quality standard. In such cases, what's important isn't the partner of the craftsman or wizard, but the “absolute quantity of mana” that can be used when making a magical item. For that reason, when such individuals join Sabbath and become “onii-chans”, *familiars* will show up and try to sell themselves supposing “I'm even more of a mass of mana than a witch, so I recommend myself!”

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:14:30 2019 No.21058323 >>21058291 danger and sodomy. she also sounds like a dog breathing heavily and a metal collar dangling during sex like two dogs having sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:15:01 2019 No.21058326 >>21058302 >Japanese mana and american mana.jpg

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:15:29 2019 No.21058330
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>>21058314
Damn, messed up the greentext. Anyway, continuing on:

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>[Baphomet's onii-chan]

>Literally the “onii-chan” of the “baphomet” who is the Sabbath's leader. Of course, there's only one in each Sabbath, and as the person chosen by the baphomet revered by the witches, he will have a place of high honor. The majority of baphomets who have tremendous power seek a human man worthy enough to be their own big brother. Therefore, those wedded to baphomets must have something that makes them worthy enough to be recognized as a baphomet's own big brother. They may be wizards or warriors who possess such power that they can hold their own against or sometimes even defeat a baphomet, but it's not necessarily limited to simple military prowess. They are people who have skills and knowledge that stand out and demonstrate superior talent in a variety of fields.

>Aside from that, in some cases a baphomet may also claim someone as her husband if he's so generous and magnanimous that even a being as mighty as a baphomet would spontaneously show weakness and behave affectionately towards him, or if she sees his hidden potential despite his inexperience. On the other hand, it's not even a rare occurrence for baphomets to wed men who have no talent whatsoever, such as when a man repeatedly challenges a baphomet and confesses to her again and again, never giving up and determined to have her as his wife, and the baphomet is smitten by his strong spirit, or when a young baphomet who had been raised with a male childhood friend has been crazy about him from the very beginning; however, in such cases, instead, she'll be determined to build him up herself. In any case, those who become a baphomet's “onii-chan” will invariably attain greatness.

>They play various roles in Sabbath, some serve as “familiars” who are mana batteries for baphomets who immerse themselves in sorcery, others endeavor as assistant administrators of Sabbath, while there are also those who join them in their pursuits as “wizards”. There are even cases when they endeavor in the research and development of new magical items as their partners' “magical engineers”.

>But the most crucial role of a “baphomet's onii-chan” is to be exemplary for all the “siblings” who belong to Sabbath. Since his baphomet wife is a being who is the embodiment of the “charm and depravity of little girls”, as her husband, a “baphomet's onii-chan” must be a being who is the embodiment of a “little girl lover”. It is demanded that he always be with baphomet, smothering her in love and carnal desire no matter what the time so that he and baphomet flaunt the sight of themselves intimately seeking each other's bodies and exchanging pleasure. That is for certain what will be the ideal sought by the witches. In doing so, the amplified “depraved power” of the baphomet leader becomes the power of the entire Sabbath, and the aura of devilishness and depravity pervading Sabbath grows even thicker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:17:41 2019 No.21058343 >>21058314 >Whenever an unmarried wizard freshly joins Sabbath, he'll be swarmed by “familiars” eager to become his familiar. If only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:18:15 2019 No.21058345 I want to slap my penis on a Kikimora's cheek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:19:20 2019 No.21058355 >>21058326 If that's the case, then I want to see REAL SOVIET MANA.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:20:24 2019 No.21058360
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>>21058330
And concluding with another little scenario written in the book, and a translation note.

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>*Text break*

>A strange odor hangs in the air inside the room.
>What hangs in the air of the laboratory, a room at Sabbath prepared for the adorable witch the man's gaze is focused on, is the mellow fragrance of a potion.
>The eyes peeking out from under the witch's huge hat are round, cute, and lovely, but now a bit of exhaustion is apparent in her expression.

>“Won't you be taking a break now?”

>Once she becomes absorbed in something, she focuses intently and loses track of time.
The man does like what a hard worker his spouse is, but he's even more concerned about her overworking herself.
>Sure enough, even after hearing the man's words, the witch answers without shifting her gaze from the potion at hand that she is concocting.

>“I'm still okay. I must get a bit more work done...”

>“I won't take that as an answer.”

>The man stood behind the witch, reached around from above the low position of her shoulders, and gradually touched her tiny buds.

>“Ah...”

>The witch suddenly gasped when the protuberance positioned on the tip of her breast was flicked.
>The man followed up by covering the witch's breasts in his huge palms and started vigorously massaging. After having this done to her countless times so that her breasts became sensitive, the witch had no means of resistance.

>“Your face has turned bright red?
>Don't you think you'd better take a break after all?”

>Just as the man said, her face is stained bright red.
>It's due to the pleasure of having her breasts relentless fondled, as well as the supreme joy she gets because it is her beloved onii-chan's hands doing it to her.

>“No... because... I'm okay...”

>Upon hearing those words of the witch, the man's hands started moving further downward from her breasts. His fingers started stroking up and down, fondling her over her skirt as soon as they arrived at her crotch.

>“You're breathing roughly too, and your expression is vacant, isn't it?
>Everyone knows how hard you endeavor at magical research. I know better than anyone.
It doesn't matter when you produce results, whether it's tomorrow, the next day, or whenever, so let's take a break for today.”

>The words flung at her by the man were very calm and gentle, but meanwhile the movement of his fingers grew increasingly violent. Every time his fingers stroked the slit on the witch's crotch, her little body shuddered and sticky noise resounded in the laboratory. The witch was unable to respond to it in words. The witch's eyes were no longer focused on the potion. After glancing at her own crotch, she turned her gaze towards the edge of the laboratory. She was looking at a door with a sign hanging from it. The sign was written with “break room – available”. After stealing the witch's lips just once, the man lifted her little body up in his arms. He flipped the sign over so that it read “break room – occupied”, opened the door, and disappeared into the room with her.

Translation notes:

>*familiar* = famiria, while familiar = tsukaima in the onii-chan article. The first is the name of the race, a transliteration of the English word into Japanese, while the other is the Japanese equivalent of the word, but is used to refer to the role rather the race.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:22:10 2019 No.21058369
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New pictures of the wives by 8owties! Super happy with these ones!!!

https://i.imgur.com/SeyCmeeh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/A5viOb3h.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/HqrdN1Oh.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:24:29 2019 No.21058381 >>21058369 Super cute mice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:24:47 2019 No.21058384 >>21058326 >The Virign Succubus >The Chad Humanboy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:26:13 2019 No.21058389 >>21058302 >>21058314 >>21058330 God damn I love the Sabbath, even though I probably wouldn't be a member myself. Waifu and I would likely be on good terms with them nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:28:21 2019 No.21058401 >>21058389 I want to join but I want to join with my wife instead of getting a Sabbath breed when I join.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:29:42 2019 No.21058405 >>21058314 >>21058330 >>21058360 I wonder if there's any sabbath where big busty older girls serve as (platonic) onee-sans?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:30:31 2019 No.21058409 >>21058369 That first mice is the best one. The other two are cute too, but she's both very cute and stylish. Good taste!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:30:40 2019 No.21058412 File: 538 KB, 895x843, 1550373706198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:32:22 2019 No.21058423 >>21058412 Stop spamming.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:32:47 2019 No.21058426
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>>21058405
Even if there isn't, dark mages also take familiars as husbands, they just aren't part of any organization. So you don't have to be part of Sabbath to be a familiar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:34:03 2019 No.21058437 >>21058426 I love Dark Mages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:34:34 2019 No.21058439 File: 12 KB, 149x214, rabutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli Bunny Buns https://i.imgur.com/kCIsdO9.gif This post sponsored by Ropurotto Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:36:25 2019 No.21058448 File: 403 KB, 763x786, 1535885944592.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are getting /fit/ for your waifu right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:36:39 2019 No.21058451 File: 279 KB, 1200x1600, 1540147786520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21058412 >>21058426 >>21058437 Hail the Pharaoh Dark Mage!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:37:21 2019 No.21058455 >>21058448 I'm doing it regardless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:37:34 2019 No.21058456 >>21058448 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:38:11 2019 No.21058463 >>21058448 She prefers me weak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:40:09 2019 No.21058477 >>21058448 In her eyes I'll always be weaker than her because of my humanity. But yes I am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:40:15 2019 No.21058478 File: 834 KB, 707x1000, 99243824f70840855215dd61e439a916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21058448 I have to be strong to fight vampires off if they try to take to much blood Going to get my dumbbell bench to 2X100's this summer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:40:37 2019 No.21058481 >>21056910 cows, lots of cows, and sheep and goats and a nice country farm

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:40:47 2019 No.21058482 >>21058330 Thanks a ton for this, this Baphomet info helps me a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:41:26 2019 No.21058486 >>21058477 Black sclera wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:41:44 2019 No.21058490 >>21058369 Suddenly craving a big rat of my own to make a large family with

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:42:58 2019 No.21058499

>>21058405
In some cases I think there might be a branch or two where this happens, yes. Personally, I think my non-loli waifu would definitely want in the Sabbath because of all the neat science nerd stuff. Technically though, she is a lolicon as she's just in to lewd things with our daughteru as I am, so that might count for something.

>>21058448
Not specifically for her, but I'm up to 40 workout days in a row. It's only minor stuff for about 10 minutes a day, but it's something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:43:31 2019 No.21058502 >>21058439 >not Bunny Cunny

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:44:36 2019 No.21058509 >>21058502 I figured that was too obvious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:45:22 2019 No.21058519 >>21058499 Like just short cardio? I normally lift 5 days a week and rest for the rest

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:45:38 2019 No.21058525 >>21058330 >Become a bapho's onii-chan >Instantly become respected and revered by every member of her sabbath >All you have to do is fondle her flat chest and fill her cunny with cummy on a regular basis Sounds like a damn good setup if you ask me.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:47:49 2019 No.21058539
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>>21058490
Fat rats are the best anon! The best part is the family you make with her will also become fat rats that want to make a family with you! It’s a beautiful and pleasurable cycle!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:49:46 2019 No.21058548 >>21058519 Weights, push-ups, sit-ups, stuff like that. If masturbating counts as cardio I guess that counts too.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:50:43 2019 No.21058552
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>>21058314
>In such cases, what's important isn't the partner of the craftsman or wizard, but the “absolute quantity of mana” that can be used when making a magical item. For that reason, when such individuals join Sabbath and become “onii-chans”, *familiars* will show up and try to sell themselves supposing “I'm even more of a mass of mana than a witch, so I recommend myself!”

I love how the familiars just seem to constantly be trying to get ahead of the witches when it comes to getting a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:50:49 2019 No.21058553 >>21058448 >Young man has a big and powerful warrior dragon wife >Still wants to learn swordmanship to protect her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:51:47 2019 No.21058557 File: 17 KB, 273x271, 1511670176961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I cum inside a corpse and cast raise dead can the zombie get pregnant or do I have to rez the sperm too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:52:34 2019 No.21058562 >>21058557 >You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:53:00 2019 No.21058565 >>21058552 I mean, they're pretty much loli elementals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:53:02 2019 No.21058567 >>21058486 No just a really head strong Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:53:27 2019 No.21058572 >>21058557 Neither would work, the zombie has to restore her body fully before she can get pregnant and that takes time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:53:28 2019 No.21058571 >>21058562 >You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:53:44 2019 No.21058577 Demons in high heels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:55:16 2019 No.21058585 >>21058439 This level of puffiness seems to warrant medical attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:55:37 2019 No.21058589 File: 198 KB, 775x1100, 1542138630201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21058448 I try.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:56:32 2019 No.21058594

>>21058330
Even if it's blatant pandering, I do love that anyone has a chance to be a bapho onii-chan if they try hard enough. I think magic is pretty cool, so it would be pretty sweet to become a wizard and also dick bapho cunny all day and night.

>never ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:59:07 2019 No.21058611 >>21058439 That gif has a way too high framerate. I wonder if it was rotoscoped from some irl porn video

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 19:59:23 2019 No.21058614 >>21058426 As a Dark Mage lover, I like these new translations because I'm certain their familiar's duties and lifestyle are similar to the Sabbaths.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:00:18 2019 No.21058619 >>21058611 I think it's just interpolated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:01:29 2019 No.21058623 Decent NSFW artist recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:01:35 2019 No.21058625 >>21058577 To be worshipped. Also helping them with their evil plans

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:03:36 2019 No.21058631 File: 114 KB, 622x521, 1397060907199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21058585

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:05:09 2019 No.21058638 >>21058614 Just make sure you wear something cute for her. She needs something to make her feel better when her latest experiment blows up in her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:06:19 2019 No.21058644 >>21058623 What kind of girl you thinking of? Quite a lot of decent nsfw artists out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:08:55 2019 No.21058657 >>21058644 Going to lewd my Wendigo waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:16:21 2019 No.21058693 big spooning a big girl > being big spooned by a big girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:20:55 2019 No.21058708 >>21058369 >Fatshit Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:24:36 2019 No.21058723 >>21058369 I really want to fuck your Dormouse daughter.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:25:04 2019 No.21058725
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Okay Anons, it's been a long day at work/uni and you finally get home. What has the wife prepared for dinner?
Or what have you prepared for her?
Or where are you going out to eat?
Or will you just subsist off of mamonobama?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:29:14 2019 No.21058750 File: 334 KB, 1713x1697, [req] 8owties - beeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21058369 8owties's art is so nice i really wanna comm her someday

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:29:53 2019 No.21058751

>>21058725
If one of us has to be the housebound one, it'd probably be me.
Or if I get home first, I'd prepare most of the meals.
I can make good stews, stir fries, casseroles, pies (savory more than sweet), salads, and am an expert at anything related to meat.
I'm pretty sure tanuki love meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:30:51 2019 No.21058755 >>21058725 She would probably have ordered in us a nice meal, since while she's a good cook, it's incredibly hard for her thanks to her big paws. A nice mamonobama dessert for us would be quite nice, though!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:31:00 2019 No.21058756 >>21058314 I would like to partake of these familiar swarms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:35:01 2019 No.21058770 >>21058448 Why bother if she's never going to be real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:41:10 2019 No.21058796 >>21058756 I want them to pat me with fluffy paws and try their best to convince me to join them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:45:13 2019 No.21058819 >>21058725 What kind of food would a Gazer prepare? Does she even know how to use something beyond a microwave?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:48:08 2019 No.21058840 >>21058750 She’s great! And I think on twitter she recently mentioned opening up slots again once she got caught up on her last she old comms, so you might get your chance pretty soon! Keep your eyes peeled!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:49:11 2019 No.21058843 >>21058840 >last she old comms Thanks brain

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 20:55:05 2019 No.21058871 >>21058725 She would be willing to cook, but not having hands by default would make it hard. She could magic in some hands, or just learn to cook around it to make Zipangunese meals.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:25:22 2019 No.21059001

>>21056910
Mostly melancholic shit. I wonder at times if life would have been better had I never stumbled on these threads and attempt to write erotica. All it does is make the pain worse so that no poultice can heal it.

Mostly just stupid shit like Skaven girls, glowing vaginas on fire elemental aligned MGs and stories about the tragedy of long life

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:25:55 2019 No.21059005 File: 869 KB, 1000x1539, OABjQ3Vh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21057493 Offended

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:27:13 2019 No.21059012 >>21059005 I want my lich to boost her bust. You know, for science and not because the arachne is bustier by a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:28:17 2019 No.21059016 >>21059001 I wish I was a monster girl so I could fuck you bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:34:40 2019 No.21059035 File: 1.51 MB, 1675x2724, mywife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059012 My wife doesn't need to!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:38:05 2019 No.21059043 >>21059035 I bet Liches would be top tier best friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:41:52 2019 No.21059052 >>21059035 I know. But mine does....if only in comparison.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 21:52:16 2019 No.21059082
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>>21058725
Fresh pastries and sweets are a given, but I'm sure she can cook something more filling for a proper dinner.

The aphrodisiac content would be off the charts, though.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:07:41 2019 No.21059144
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>>21059082
Underated
>Come home exhausted from work
>She surprises you with homemade chocolates
>Pops one in your mouth before you can object, and you swallow without thinking
>It has a rich, creamy taste
>She giggles excitedly as you feel energy coursing through you
>ERECT
>After several rounds of fluffy, bouncy sex, finally feel your strength fading
>She slips another chocolate in your mouth
>This one a bit of a fruit taste to it
>A warm feeling spreads throughout
>Suddenly fall into a stupor
>Awake later in a daze, resting on soft bunny thighs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:10:51 2019 No.21059158 Magus_Anon are you alive?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:12:15 2019 No.21059168 >>21059158 Fucking hopefully not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:12:32 2019 No.21059170 >>21059035 I've said it before but I'll say it again, cute wife!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:14:04 2019 No.21059177 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to keep your dorky MGs in check. Especially with Movie Shang Tsung being a DLC character for MK11

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:18:26 2019 No.21059196 >>21059177 Holy shit im so happy someone else is glad about this! Good night anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:19:12 2019 No.21059198 File: 343 KB, 539x747, 1533750490454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059177 But ask yourself Doesn't Shaggy deserve it more?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:21:43 2019 No.21059213 Could mamono mana make me white

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:24:46 2019 No.21059228 File: 1.67 MB, 1528x1371, __cheshire_cat_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_barbariank__b5e64e6c5f22d4fc53e19869c8baa8ab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >She sees your weak bait

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:28:25 2019 No.21059235 >>21059228 It is a serious question

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:33:39 2019 No.21059260

>>21058594
Trying hard enough is the tricky part.
Think critically about how hard you really try in your daily life.
Is there anything you keep repeating despite cost, pain, and failure?
Do you have a job where you focus for ten hours a day and don't get immediate reward?
This doesn't happen in a vacuum, either.
Would you really have the determination to keep after a rough little goat for years when she's surrounded by fluffy companions who love you far more readily?
Who would be there to pick you off the ground and tend your ego while the remote leader of their organization scoffed at you.
Persistence is a great power in itself.
If you used that level of stubbornness in our world you could be a great athlete, artist, programmer, etc. just from effort invested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:43:33 2019 No.21059304 >>21059168 ok retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:44:16 2019 No.21059310 >>21059260 That's how you get zombie dragons though. If she decides to reject everyone as a test, eventually the ones she rejects are going to take the hint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:45:29 2019 No.21059315 File: 151 KB, 600x780, 36612198_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why are cow girls so dumb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:45:39 2019 No.21059318 >>21059310 Familiars can be potent wingmen when they're not poaching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:47:53 2019 No.21059335 File: 91 KB, 800x1200, 1546921445183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059315 ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:48:29 2019 No.21059339 >>21059198 Shush you. >>21059196 How could I not be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 22:49:44 2019 No.21059344 >>21059315 >bottom heavy cow my dream cow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:02:46 2019 No.21059399 >>21059315 They get smarter the more you dick them.

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:10:10 2019 No.21059432
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>>21059260
Yeah I can see that just in general, if you don't get lucky enough where your baphomet waifu sees your hidden/latent potential and take you in because of that. And witches and other lolis who are trying to get in your pants way more easily than the baphomet. I can only imagine though that it'll be worth it, magically if you wanted to do the wizard thing, and sexually (obviously).

>After months of hard training and countless failures, you manage to make enough of an impression through your equally as countless corny confessions to Bapho-sama that she finally shows some affection towards you.
>At least you don't have to keep challenging her and coming up with more confessions
>Slowly the petite goat warms up to you, and slowly starts becoming more and more lewd
>What feels like an eternity later, you finally get a taste of the so called "world's greatest" cunny
>Let's just say "world's greatest" not exaggerated in the slightest.
>Live out the rest of your days with your goat waifu sleeping on your chest, and getting trained in the ways of mamano magic by the world's greatest (and smug-est) teacher imaginable.
>Among other things...

Kinda time skipped through some portions, but eh this isn't some professional book I'm writing. Also I'm sorry but I had to include cunny in there

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:14:47 2019 No.21059458 >>21059432 I wrote this super shitty, but It's better than nothing, and I want to waif Bapho-Sama really badly. Second greentext btw, how you liked it, even tho it wasn't exactly that lewd to me

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:37:19 2019 No.21059538

>>21059228
>Duke of a small duchy
>has a secret cheshire wife(or at least she calls him her husband)
>Cheshire gives him all sorts of strategic and tactical advise through riddles and rhymes
>She is basically the only reason the duchy has survived so far.

Super smart Cheshires!

Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:42:45 2019 No.21059558

>>21059260
Ah, but if you truly loved a baphomet you would keep on trying for her (especially if you knew they admire persistence). I mean if you only want a monster girl due to no effort being required on your part, then you have plenty to choose from, but if you want a particular monster girl then you gotta care enough to put in some effort.

On the other hand, I doubt it necessarily takes years. And you can probably speed it up by asking the baphomet for ways to prove your persistence that don't require great feats of magic, strength or skill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:43:12 2019 No.21059559 >>21059538 Cheshires with wirey thin rimmed bifocal glasses!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:45:01 2019 No.21059564 File: 915 KB, 910x653, 1553592143022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Translations when

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:48:42 2019 No.21059580 File: 120 KB, 600x530, 1540718782459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059564 >tfw no big wolfu who's hobbies involve sexual harassing and sexually assaulting you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:52:44 2019 No.21059588 >>21059564 >>21059580 Is it just me or is that wolf girl particularly... "butch"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:53:14 2019 No.21059591 File: 706 KB, 833x1100, limited edition.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059580 Isn't that pretty much hellhounds in a nutshell?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:53:26 2019 No.21059594 >>21059538 >one day she tells him to get an important alliance by marrying some other duke's daughter >She goes from smug to unsmug in an instant when she realized what she was saying Too smart for their own good

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:53:27 2019 No.21059595 anon, for the love of kami-sama, clean your fucking room, you gonna catch beelzebubs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:55:13 2019 No.21059601 >>21059588 tomboy >>21059591 now that ya mention it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:56:08 2019 No.21059607 >>21059591 the skin tone is freaking me out for some reason. reminds me of an animal shaven clean of it's fur

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:57:30 2019 No.21059613 >>21059595 I say the bigger threat is the dust bunnies becoming sapient.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 26 23:59:44 2019 No.21059617 >>21056910 suicide

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:00:25 2019 No.21059618 >>21059595 It's fine, I have a sign that says "no girls allowed"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:00:46 2019 No.21059619 >>21059613 or how about the bogeywoman, living under your bed, that's eating scraps of food off your dinner plates from weeks ago you've been carrying upstairs because you wanna play your weird playstation samurai monster fighting game

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:08:48 2019 No.21059639 >>21059613 Moon bunnies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:10:21 2019 No.21059645 >>21059594 Desmugged cheshires need healing badly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:11:41 2019 No.21059648 >>21059639 Reisen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:14:45 2019 No.21059654 File: 2.11 MB, 1600x1133, heckpups in progress.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know the some of the legs need to be cleaned up. Will add eye fire later. Popular opinion: What color should I make the hair on the left?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:14:59 2019 No.21059656 >>21059618 you have an extra spare sign? i need one to hang on my front door so the witches that break into my house at night will no they're not welcome

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:15:42 2019 No.21059659 >>21059595 but anon i hate american materialism and i've thrown out almost everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:16:44 2019 No.21059660 >>21059654 blonde or red

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:17:38 2019 No.21059664 >>21059639 vampire bunnies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:18:02 2019 No.21059665 I'm gonna need you guys to be very honest with me: How cute is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:18:11 2019 No.21059666 File: 334 KB, 750x1000, __hellhound_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_gigamessy__6347f10e312794fd0c471c311d1ddee1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059591 It's why Hellhounds are the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:18:55 2019 No.21059668 >>21059654 Red to dark red. I've always liked that as a variation. Also, that hound on the right is looking pretty blue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:21:56 2019 No.21059679 >>21059668 Yeah, I think that tuft on the tail is making the shade of grey on the skin pop a bit much. I'm just loathe to get around to changing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:23:33 2019 No.21059687 >>21059654 You forgot to change skin tone of the quadear on the girl on the left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:27:05 2019 No.21059701 >>21059687 I'm going to cover it like I did with the sibling on the far right, whose covering I also need to touch up a little bit on it's layer. Just need to decide on color for hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:29:56 2019 No.21059709 >>21059665 Cuter than I deserve

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:30:15 2019 No.21059710 >>21059701 I'll be honest with you, I'm not the biggest fan of editting someone else's art just to fit your fetish, but whatever I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:33:18 2019 No.21059718 >>21058369 The links won't work for me, any help? I want to see Anon's cute family!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:33:58 2019 No.21059719 >>21059710 Yeah fair, but I'm already changing the color anyways and I don't feel like hearing "reeee cosplay-tier" later on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:34:04 2019 No.21059720 >>21059665 Oh, unbelievably!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:35:02 2019 No.21059722 File: 457 KB, 1126x984, さーびすしょっとじゃ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059665 Overwhelmingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:37:23 2019 No.21059728 >>21059665 The cutest. But if I say it front of her friends she gets embarrassed and starts trying to act tough. which is even cuter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:41:05 2019 No.21059740 >>21059665 The cutest of all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:48:50 2019 No.21059766 File: 179 KB, 1280x862, 216b0ebb41294ef16146d0bb90ac416cb0848ebae19514cfca9cba33990b46f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059728 Let me guess. Your waifu is a dragon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:52:36 2019 No.21059777 >>21059766 Hellhound or Manticore. They've shared my #1 spot for a long time and I have a very, very hard time settling it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:53:31 2019 No.21059780 dullahan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:54:12 2019 No.21059783 File: 885 KB, 2894x4093, Camilla Dragon 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059766 Not him but dragons are pretty top tier. Especially when they have great big titties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:57:22 2019 No.21059789 >>21059783 >Camilla dragon I always felt Camilla would be a wyvern since she does ride one

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:58:39 2019 No.21059795

>>21059665
She's normally very, very cool and mature but has her insanely cute moments. Her face doesn't express much but the rest of her does. The best part though is that she's completely oblivious to how cute she is. She doesn't even get embarrassed, she just does her thing and gets confused when I suddenly grab her and snuggle her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 00:59:55 2019 No.21059800 >>21059665 I mean I think she is cute but im a weird guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:00:16 2019 No.21059801 File: 287 KB, 902x506, 1548826545918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059795 Yuki-Onna?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:01:11 2019 No.21059804 File: 27 KB, 498x512, Camilla Lamia 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059789 i mean she could be a veriaty of mamano, but i have only found a lamia and dragon version.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:02:28 2019 No.21059811 >>21059665 I wouldn't call her cute. She's much too regal and dignified.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:03:07 2019 No.21059815 File: 131 KB, 600x600, pat or else.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059801 Tundranubis. The tail and ears smile even when she forgets to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:07:05 2019 No.21059826 >>21059801 This still hurts.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:08:24 2019 No.21059830

I wonder if power ranking effects how monsters treat one another. Like if dragons go around treating monsters below their power like shit. I like to think all monsters are level headed in that regard and its only their husbands that would ever compare stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:09:52 2019 No.21059838 >>21059830 What like "My dad can beat up your dad" but wives instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:11:39 2019 No.21059844 File: 284 KB, 781x813, Vampire29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059830 >I like to think monsters are level headed in that regard Oh boy would vampires like to prove you wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:14:22 2019 No.21059852 >>21059844 >that pose Is she playing American football?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:15:17 2019 No.21059853 >>21059852 >Monstergirl bikini rugby A wonderful time to be alive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:20:46 2019 No.21059863 >>21059665 She's more on the sexy/hot side.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:30:03 2019 No.21059881
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>>21059853
>Watching the undead football league
>Body parts flying off the zombie lineman as fast as the liches can sew them back on
>A dullahan having her head mistaken for the ball
>Banshee cheerleaders with absolutely no cheer
>Ghoul linebackers getting constant penalties due to biting
>Skeleton receivers having the ball quite literally go through their hands disarming them
>Dragon zombie centers a little slow on the hike causing many false starts
>Ochimusha safeties watch from the back sharpening their sword they smuggled onto the field somehow waiting for the perfect moment to strike
>Vampires and wights are of course the quarterbacks and running backs that always blame their team when something goes wrong
>After the game the winning team goes to celebrate with their husbands
>The losing team is is cheered up by their husbands promising they'll do better next time
I'd pay to watch that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:31:03 2019 No.21059884 >>21059881 The most violent of all sports...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:32:29 2019 No.21059888 >>21059665 Cute, but not in the childish way. More in the lovingly devoted and clingy way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:46:16 2019 No.21059910 >>21059718 Huh, that’s bizarre. Here’s a link to the artists twitter post - https://twitter.com/8owties/status/1110388652129943552?s=21 !

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:52:31 2019 No.21059928

>>21059665
My wife is only cute when she’s pouty, but otherwise exudes an aura of extreme sensuality. As for the little ones, ones really cute in the ‘dumb as a bag of bricks but tries her best’ kind of way, while the other’s just an adorable floofball who is just begging to be spoiled and treated like a little princess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 01:58:13 2019 No.21059949 >>21059881 dragon zombies are so cute but they're hands would be so hard and uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:01:24 2019 No.21059961 >>21059665 Oh anon, you have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:01:42 2019 No.21059963 >>21059928 What is her policy on serfdom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:03:43 2019 No.21059965 >>21059815 Don't suppose you have the link to that bust generator?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:05:52 2019 No.21059971 >>21059963 She’d be pretty lenient with them if we had any serfs to dom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:06:31 2019 No.21059976 >>21059965 https://picrew.me/image_maker/3595 It's great if you're just looking to make little mockups of ideas you have. Don't expect too much detail on some things though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:15:30 2019 No.21059988 >Gyaru Centaurs Good? Bad? Indifferent?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:19:29 2019 No.21059995 File: 1.21 MB, 1420x1406, o_1crmhe8pv1kgn1u6l113abp2gr1u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059988 Good but there's one probelm. I haven't got any gyaru centaur art and I can't find any

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:19:49 2019 No.21059997 File: 75 KB, 620x877, DVMdZ7sU0AAy8jr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21059988 For your consideration: punk rock centaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:20:56 2019 No.21060000 >>21059976 Good enough for my needs, thanks mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:23:52 2019 No.21060009 >>21059997 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:43:30 2019 No.21060054 >>21059844 Imagine a CC Vampire seeing that boy she's eyeing his neck get bitten by a Vamp Mosquito

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:44:17 2019 No.21060055 >>21059591 This image is unlucky

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:46:15 2019 No.21060060 Reminder to any shotas, please, if you are lost and or scared, find the nearest Monster Girl. She will protect ad see that you find a good home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:47:18 2019 No.21060064 >>21060060 >+18

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 02:57:12 2019 No.21060088 >>21058448 >You are getting /fit/ for your waifu right? Its the only reason I lift lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:07:01 2019 No.21060111 >>21059591 bitch needs to brush her teeth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:12:39 2019 No.21060126 File: 358 KB, 833x1100, hellhound00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21060111 The slight yellow add's to her wild, untamable appeal though. Also, a bright white color would have been too contrasting with the original art.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:13:35 2019 No.21060131

What's the proper course of action to help a monster girl who has her breast envy?
1 : Help her understand that her flat/small chest is wonderful as is.
2: Increase her bust to a desired size with massages, milk and stimulation.
3: Teach her to channel the frustration from her breast envy into angry sex with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:15:11 2019 No.21060134 >>21060131 Monster girls wouldn't have breast envy. They can freely change the size of their breasts to fit their husband's tastes.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:17:14 2019 No.21060137
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Uh oh anon, it looks like you've stepped foot into the wrong "Kingdom" and now the Queen Slime and her 12 clones of varying proficiencies intend to capture you and expand their "dark" influence by creating even more clone copies via your permanent reproductive sexual enslavement!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeyfHmDunS4

>Fight
>Magic
>Item
>Run

I know you've forgotten about her but you should probably go read her profile again since she's one of the few actual semi-bad ends in MGE.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:21:57 2019 No.21060147

>>21060137
>semi-bad ends
It's just a slime wife except she has multiple bodies and the capacity to control them all.
Unless you're actually going to argue that the "they do nothing but have sex" part is literal in this single solitary case when it's been explained a million times over that it's hyperbole, as it has been for every single other case where it gets used.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:26:31 2019 No.21060159

>>21060147
The best thing about slime queens is when she has so many clones that she does everything in the whole royal castle by herself. So that you can go around and any slime you see there is your wife so if you find any slime you like you can just bend her over and fuck her since she's still your wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:34:56 2019 No.21060179 >>21060137 "Oh, sorry, I was looking for the kamaitachi quadruplets."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:35:45 2019 No.21060180 >>21060137 I will do as Luka-sensei taught me. >Flail

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:37:38 2019 No.21060184 >>21060159 I'd like the idea of being the king of a whole village, going around different "shops" and fucking a cute slime clerk as she's trying to sell random goods to travelers.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:49:18 2019 No.21060202

>>21060184
>Fuck the sexy towns guard
>Fuck the cute clerk selling potions to travelers
>Can even pick up a random slime "kid" and fuck her
>Take her to her house and fuck her "mom" as well
>and at the end of the day you go home and fuck the queen, who was the girl you married in the first place
>Sex with the queen is more loving and slow than the normal "sex for pleasure" you do with the other slime bodies.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:53:56 2019 No.21060205

>>21060134
That's after they're married.
Before that they got years of frustration where they can seethe at big breasted monster girls who all get a husband earlier than her just because they got a bigger bust. This pent up anger will take as long to disappear as it took to build up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:55:39 2019 No.21060207 >>21060202 Not really into slimes but I can appreciate the easy access to oyakodon threesomes at any time. Would be a shame if she just happens to be bad at roleplaying though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 03:58:55 2019 No.21060209 File: 164 KB, 984x1200, 1526946245444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21060207 I coughed up my drink to the thought of a slime queen sperging out trying to be random towns people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 04:13:25 2019 No.21060220 >>21060137 >inhabits open places like meadows You know I think you could see them coming a mile away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 04:18:03 2019 No.21060223 >>21060220 If you run a small city all by yourself, people tend to come to you.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 04:24:26 2019 No.21060230

>>21060209
>greet the tall, muscular town guard "captain" as she's out on patrol
>"Hi honey- er, citizen. Shit..."
>go to the tavern for a quick drink and a snack, where a busty slime barmaid serves you
>"Here's your whiskey, dear. Sir! Uhh, not that I would know. D-do you like whiskey?"
>you decide to go down to the slum and pick up a hooker, find a nice slutty slime turning tricks in an alley
>"H-hey hot stuff, y-you looking for a good time?"
>she's so flustered her whole form is wobbling, but she still tries to fondle herself and act like a real whore for you
>"Just one silver to b-bend me over, mister! You can even spank me if you want, 'cause I been a bad, bad... mmph... b-bad girl!"
>tell her no, on second thought you'd rather stay faithful to your wife
>head home and have lots of missionary sex holding hands with the slime queen
>she tries to tease you back about that last line, and you actually do end up spanking her
>'cause she's been a bad girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 04:26:14 2019 No.21060234 >>21060230 Life is absurd.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 04:32:46 2019 No.21060250

>>21060184
>Anon hears about an entire village filled with Slime cuties
>He goes there hoping to get raped
>None of the Slimes attack nor even pay attention to his presence
>All of them turn down his advances
>They all mention already being in love with someone
>He has yet to see a single man those Slime mentioned
>He leaves hours later after having been rejected by the entire village
>Meanwhile the Queen Slime's husband was passed out in the castle after having pleased all his wives the day prior

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 04:40:04 2019 No.21060266 >>21060230 You got a very solid chuckle out of me. Thank you friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 04:40:58 2019 No.21060273 >>21060250 >Right before the husband passed out he whispers >"it's good to be the king."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 04:42:28 2019 No.21060281 >>21060230 That's really cute. I never realized how good slime queens could be.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 04:58:27 2019 No.21060322

>>21060273
>King wakes up from his slumber
>He gets surrounded by his Slime maids, knights, advisors, army general, the Queen herself and the Princess
>He does the Terminator thumbs up as he gets engulfed in them
Or alternatively he could get pampered up and spoiled until he decides to reward his wives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:02:11 2019 No.21060337 >>21060322 I prefer the Judgement Day ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:22:14 2019 No.21060421 >>21060230 >>greet the tall, muscular town guard "captain" as she's out on patrol >"Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:25:19 2019 No.21060432 >>21060421 >"No loli-gagging!"

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:25:46 2019 No.21060434

>>21060202
Would absolutely adore a queen Nueronago who runs a small Japanese persona 4-esque town, and being able to romance all her little sub-personalities. Though I kind of wish Queen slimes were more like chimeras in that all their personalities were independent from each other, though they still shared a giant slimy body. What would a queen humpty be like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:27:38 2019 No.21060438 >>21060421 >have slime queen make slime dragon >make slime dragon attack slime people >LARP as a hero that saves the day by fucking the dragon into submission >be honored as thane by slime jarl >get slime housecarl

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:30:15 2019 No.21060446 >>21060432 That's kind of unfair to KDF...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:33:09 2019 No.21060456 >>21060446 Sure is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:33:13 2019 No.21060457 >>21060438 >I'm sworn to carry your burdens...

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:39:21 2019 No.21060474

>>21060457
>make slime queen further act other slime entities
>make slime dungeon filled with slime draugrs
>visit slime greybeards
>participate in slime civil war
>join slime brotherhood and commit slime assassinations
>enter slime valhalla to fight slime world eater

>slime queen can't handle this much RAM usage and starts to bug out
>dialogue issues pop out
>t-posing slimes everywhere
>slime quest NPC's disappear from their location
>must constantly reboot by inserting your penis into core slime queen over and over again
Thanks, Todd

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:41:16 2019 No.21060480 >>21060438 >>21060457 >>21060474 Please don't use your Queen Slime wife to live out Skyrim except if it's a lewd modded version.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:42:09 2019 No.21060481 >>21060474 >>21060480 I'd rather start my Slime adventure in the hold of a ship anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:44:10 2019 No.21060491 >>21060480 >install Thomas the Tank Engine slime mod on slime queen >get to fuck a slime train >slime queen internally questions if her king is a mentally sane person

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:45:57 2019 No.21060495 >>21059016 Don’t enable the pathetic faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:47:49 2019 No.21060500 >>21060480 >play out Oblivion fantasies with shoggoth queen >enter oblivion gate >tekelili.png >you wake up from a coma 2 weeks later

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:48:29 2019 No.21060502 >>21060500 It's not a bug it's a feature!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 05:56:54 2019 No.21060524 File: 77 KB, 674x596, 1507615792861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna write! But I don't think I can make something as fun as Queen Slime LARP. Other ideas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 06:00:38 2019 No.21060539 >>21060524 Giant feral wolf onee-san snu-snuggles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 06:00:49 2019 No.21060540 >>21060500 >adoring fan shog slime >Has all the lines, but sometimes glitches out and inserts eldritch language mid-sentence

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 06:02:13 2019 No.21060542 >>21060539 Ah yes, I was there when we discussed it. Cold climes, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 06:32:40 2019 No.21060613 >>21060540 Are you telling me that's not how it already works?

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 06:50:43 2019 No.21060660
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>>21060179
>>21060180
I guess I'll add a Skill command input for you two next time. Not that anyone actually uses the commands other than Run.

And pretend that one anon who says both the original and revised profile don't actually mean what they both explicitly say.

Alternatively just do it in the evening instead of at 2AM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 06:53:16 2019 No.21060664 >>21060660 Oh dear!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 06:53:52 2019 No.21060669 >>21060660 Even Pandemonium was confirmed to not actually be nothing-but-fuck-land despite that being how it comes across. The sooner you accept it the better.

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 06:56:07 2019 No.21060675

>>21060502
>go to mamono market
>shop around for more slime LARP content
>meet tanuki dealer named Toddette Howard
>get sold on the idea of a post apocalyptic multiplayer experience
>has over 200 possible endings
>get hyped
>buy the book (plus its canvas bag and rum, paying extra for those)
>have slime queen read it
>slime queen LARP immediately bugs out
>slime enemies spawn at a stupid rate
>slime quests are ridiculously repetitive, fetch quests everywhere
>LARP just ends without any reason
>only thing that works is the microtransanctions slime page
>pissed as fuck
>track down Toddette
>demand refund
>she says she'll look into it and offer 5gold usable only for microtransanctions
>fine, take it
>long time passes, still no refund
>contact demon lawyers, threaten legal actions
>demon lawyers say that by accepting that 5gold, you have accepted compensation and thus, denying you your right to take legal action
Thanks, Toddette

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:00:46 2019 No.21060689 >>21060675 Just mod it until you like it See that mountain? You can climb it Slime girls have radiant AI

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:04:15 2019 No.21060700 File: 571 KB, 1200x811, spring.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:06:41 2019 No.21060712 >>21060700 Yes, it is spring! It's bright and sunny outside! Go to the woods young man!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:08:20 2019 No.21060718 >>21060712 Can’t go out, bug girls will get me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:09:23 2019 No.21060720 >>21060718 Ever seen Creepshow? They'll get you inside too. They sneak up on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:12:33 2019 No.21060723 >>21060720 >>21060720 Loli mantises are scarey

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:22:24 2019 No.21060748 >>21060723 A little unnerving perhaps, but surely nothing to be afraid of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:29:51 2019 No.21060764 >>21060250 He showed up too early. Slime Kingdoms always attract unmarried slimes. Unless they also join the king's harem

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:34:32 2019 No.21060774 >>21060764 I don’t think that a queen slime would let “commoners” anywhere near her husband, frankly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:53:40 2019 No.21060806 >When your waifu gives your entire body a perpetual blowjob

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 07:59:55 2019 No.21060818 >>21060806 We haven't had a good slimebath green in ages

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 08:05:47 2019 No.21060828 >>21060818 My waifu's more in the business of tongue baths.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 08:10:38 2019 No.21060842 >>21060748 >Jiiiiiii~ intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 08:15:16 2019 No.21060855 Faggot writer killed my dragon daughteru, post dragons that are good girls who don't deserve this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 08:36:33 2019 No.21060934 >>21060855 >implying I have any idea what you're talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 08:39:34 2019 No.21060944 File: 306 KB, 1271x800, 719855_lilirulu_wing-its-batch-13-5-may-2018.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21060934 Just post dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 08:41:04 2019 No.21060951 >>21060481 >Well not even last night's storm cpuld wake you. >AAH YES, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the ______ __ _____.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 08:41:38 2019 No.21060954 File: 85 KB, 620x820, 9Cloud.us_0149_Snowdrago.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21060944

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 08:45:53 2019 No.21060972 >>21060954 thas a neat tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:13:47 2019 No.21061108 >>21060972 If I look too much into I start having strange thoughts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:19:02 2019 No.21061134 File: 1.50 MB, 2454x3507, 1545077998979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What about releasing ancient evil dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:20:15 2019 No.21061140 >>21061134 Gonna release my seed in her!

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:23:54 2019 No.21061167
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>minding your own business
>need to use the bathroom
>go into a stall
>see a fairly large hole on the wall
>think with the mind of a jackass
>stick your dick through the hole
>you hear a muffled "oh, boy, free service!"
monster girl std's don't exist...r-right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:25:07 2019 No.21061181 >>21061140 Anon thats not how its supposed to go the first time,you are supposed to subdue her from causing property damage

Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:27:11 2019 No.21061202

>>21061134
what makes them evil in the first place? did they steal the power crystal of alteria? did a rape-acide on an entire kingdom with her army of eldritch horror girls? told anon that he likes alps in front of the other anons to give him a hard time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:29:00 2019 No.21061217 >>21061167 I think they do actually but they're all just 'makes you hornier' or 'makes you hornier for X species or body type' stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:30:09 2019 No.21061227 >>21061202 Being a CC is considered a crime the older the woman gets

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:32:32 2019 No.21061245 >>21061134 Bind them in marriage

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:39:03 2019 No.21061295 >>21061181 That’s why she’s still in the bindings BDSM for dragons!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:47:28 2019 No.21061353 >>21061295 Pulling her tail sounds like a good way of bullying

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:48:25 2019 No.21061360 How far would you be willing to go to be eye candy for your wife?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:51:13 2019 No.21061377 >>21061360 I would be willing to put candies on my penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:52:35 2019 No.21061388 >>21061353 On the contrary, the tail can be an erogenous zone on dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:54:44 2019 No.21061403 >>21061388 Exactly,thats why is bullying,while she is still binded the correct course of action is to bully this ancient evil to the point where she breaks the sealings and rapes you nonstop right there

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:56:51 2019 No.21061415 >>21061403 Silly anon. You gotta molest her tail WHILE pounding her womb. She’ll be too overloaded to do that considering she can’t see

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 09:59:27 2019 No.21061432 File: 297 KB, 1440x858, 1542043986216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21061360 I lift 5-6 days a week for the past year or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:01:37 2019 No.21061443 >>21061415 What about Doing that and ALSO violating her mouth after removing the gag!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:08:54 2019 No.21061480 >>21061443 Of course! Although the blindfold is staying on

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:09:55 2019 No.21061484 >>21060660 He should have quit while he was ahead. Or at least chosen the lamia and cast the others out in the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:11:35 2019 No.21061491 >>21060675 Of course, the best thing to come from it is a montage of a Lilim bombing a city to the game’s theme song.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:12:10 2019 No.21061495 >>21061480 Of course thats staying put,cant wait to see her eyes and expression full of lust and rage once i take it off

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:13:42 2019 No.21061502 >>21060689 >>21061491 Toddette would never lie to us! Would she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:13:58 2019 No.21061505 >>21060700 Who is the tiny girl in front of the stump supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:17:43 2019 No.21061517 >>21061495 Yup, the goes the blindfold for a round with her rear, probably while playing with her breasts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:24:12 2019 No.21061550 >>21061517 might as well bully and make use of her whole body before releasing her,i dont think i will live much longer after that but was worth it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:25:47 2019 No.21061556 File: 311 KB, 1500x1800, D2qz7RVUwAEaRQv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:27:58 2019 No.21061566 >>21061550 Of course! Gotta leave that ancient evil a cumstuffed mess before you embrace death

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:41:02 2019 No.21061639 >>21061134 Release and worship her. Help with her evil plans, even if they don't succeed most of the time. Then you do the healing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:44:03 2019 No.21061657 >>21061639 >ywn become the white mage/healer of a dumb MG who always rushes to danger

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:46:28 2019 No.21061671 >>21060700 If this was drawn later there's gonna be a Vamp Mosquito biting him too

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:52:17 2019 No.21061701 >>21061671 how do i attract a swarm of those? just get inside muddy water for several days?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:54:51 2019 No.21061723 >>21061505 A mandragora I think?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 10:57:09 2019 No.21061739 File: 405 KB, 794x1200, Salamander.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21061657 For me, that would be a big salamander/lizard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:03:24 2019 No.21061772 >>21061701 Just show up near a swamp naked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:05:29 2019 No.21061781 >>21061772 >Anon ends up in the middle of a battle between a dark mage and vamp mosquitoes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:25:30 2019 No.21061845 File: 1.05 MB, 741x2389, Viccy and Marie - Nanonebula&Soupplz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got a birthday gift

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:26:43 2019 No.21061848 >>21061845 HAH! Gayyyyyyyyyy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:28:11 2019 No.21061853 >>21061845 >yurishit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:34:29 2019 No.21061880 File: 179 KB, 905x1280, orc29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For those interested, lewd pig be this way! >>>/d/8456083

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:38:00 2019 No.21061899 What is your ideal use of a doppelganger potion, anons? For me it's two clones of my waifu sucking me off together, while a third sits on my face!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:38:33 2019 No.21061902 >>21061880 Lewd pig best pig

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:39:57 2019 No.21061913 >>21061880 /d/ Nope

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:43:29 2019 No.21061932 >>21061913 It's tame, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:48:53 2019 No.21061953 Finger in the mouth. My fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 11:55:53 2019 No.21061973 >>21061953 A true patrician, I see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 12:01:15 2019 No.21061993 >>21061845 What is this heretical garbage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 12:04:04 2019 No.21062013 >>21061993 Bullying gone wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 12:09:15 2019 No.21062038 >>21061360 I don't think it's even possible for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 12:10:43 2019 No.21062044 >>21062013 [Gone Sexual]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 12:17:50 2019 No.21062069 >>21061845 That's fucking lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 12:28:32 2019 No.21062099 >>21062069 It's fucking trash, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 12:31:01 2019 No.21062113 >>21061845 I'd imagine a human woman will instantly turn into a monstergirl when a Lilim kisses her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 12:37:51 2019 No.21062132 >>21062113 Druella turns humans into monsters just with her aura.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 13:06:20 2019 No.21062214 >>21062113 >You'll never kiss a lilim Is this life really worth living?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 13:12:14 2019 No.21062240 File: 83 KB, 355x369, 72f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21062214

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 13:14:34 2019 No.21062248 I want to sign a contract with a demon, what could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 13:15:36 2019 No.21062252 >>21061845 Yuri doesn't belong here, and you knew that before you posted it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 13:18:00 2019 No.21062262 File: 383 KB, 1274x1766, doodle232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 13:20:01 2019 No.21062269 >>21062252 Thankfully you'll never be hired as a janny or mod

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 13:22:19 2019 No.21062278 Theoretically speaking, if you, as just yourself, were to be plopped down to MGE, what are the chances of you actually getting hitched to a lilim?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 13:23:41 2019 No.21062281 >>21062278 Zero, because I would immediately embark on a search for my waifu. Lilims are lame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 27 13:26:12 2019 No.21062293 >>21062278 There is only one breed I want and the first thing I would do is get a mana marker.

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