Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Get the hint.

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[Anonymous No.]

guh

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>>39513457
I don't get it

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>>39513485
marge moment

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Join the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

give interesting scenarios for meeting monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457
Can I mount a cow to show her I'm ready to mate?

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>>39513504
I'll repost the shog one from last thread
>be (You)
>car breaks down in a storm
>middle of nowhere
>no signal
>heavy rain, howling winds, low visibility, lightning overhead
>able to make it to a nearby mansion
>ring the bell, knock on the door, no response
>contemplate just taking shelter under the porch till the storm lets up
>suddenly the door opens slightly
>look inside
>a dimly lit and lavishly decorated foyer with some seating
>call out if anyone's there
>step inside to get a better look
>door closed behind you
>after struggling with the door for a few minutes you sit down and decide to just wait till either the storm passes or the owners show up
>finally get a chance to appreciate the foyer
>solid parquet wooden floor, fancy chandeliers, luxurious imperial purple carpet and paintings of someone you can't make out in the dim light
>eventually the warmth of the room and the exhaustion of trudging through the storm get to you and you drift off
>wake up
>your in a large emperor sized bed
>wrapped in the warmest duvet you've ever come across
>as you get up you notice your wearing purple silk pyjamas
>in a slight panic you quickly leave the room to get your bearings and find yourself in a dark corridor lit only by lightning from the storm
>as you desperately stumble around in the dark calling out you only find more corridors and locked rooms
>it just keeps going on
>you turn impossible corners and travel down corridors that seem to last forever
>suddenly you hear something
>a wet squelching noise
>as you turn around you can just make out a dark writhing mass at the end of the corridor
>you run
>you turn corner after corner in these infinite hallways
>but the dark mass is never far behind
>finally you come to a dead end
>nowhere left to go
>nowhere left to run
>the mass gets closer and closer
>hanging on the wall is another one of those painting from the foyer
>lightning briefly illuminates the room finally allowing you to see the figure depicted
>it's (You)

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>>39513504
You're intoxicated, can't drive home. You get on the bus, not realizing this is the wrong bus. It's late and you're the only passenger, so the driver strikes up a conversation.

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>>39513507
At that point you may as well start right away.

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>>39513504
>be you
>travelling between towns for whatever reason
>get caught in rock slide
>buried up to you chest
>legs crushed
>everything goes dark
>when you come to your covered in bandages and your legs are in splints
>a Kiki is tending to you
>apparently she dug you out of the rumble and you've been unconscious for two days
>your legs where a complete mess and you'll need months to heal
>and you'll probably never be able to make long journeys on foot ever again
>your new caretaker is quite the dutiful worker though
>she tends to your wounds, cleans you and prepares your meals
>watching her work is almost enchanting
>eventually your able to start walking again (with the help of crutches)
>you try to help with any work she has as a way to thank her but she has none of it
>you have to rest she tells you
>let her deal with everything
>in the end you spend most of your time just watching her go about her day
>the way she moves and works is mesmerising
>you catch yourself staring more and more frequently
>the way she seems to always have her backed turned to you would make it so easy to just-
>you catch yourself and dismiss the idea as an errant thought
>but as time goes on such thoughts seem to intrude your mind more and more often
>how easy easy it would be to just take her where she stands
>your horrified with yourself and try to bury the thoughts as much as possible
>but it only gets worse
>your not sure if she's starting to spend more time closer to you or if your just more conscious of her
>it becomes so bad you start avoiding her out of fear of what you might do
>yet you always seem to be bumping into her
>eventually you decide for her own safety you should leave
>as soon as your able you leave her a note thanking her for her kindness and leave early one morning
>it'll be a long hike to the next town, especially with your legs
>but hopefully your dark thoughts will fade over time
>you think you'll be able to get away from her
>you where wrong

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>>39513504
neet neighbor tries to seduce you but falls asleep on your bed

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>>39513533
NO ANON WAIT DINT GET IN THE SUCC EXPRESS! YOURE NIT GKJNG TI NAKE UT HINE AND JUST END UP AT THE DOOR OF SOME NEET SUCC.

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>>39513501
>lolis
>lolibabas
What don't they have?!

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>>39513587
Height

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>>39513587
Musculature

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>>39513603
Baphomets are canonically the strongest race.

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>>39513501
I'll have you know I'm already a card carrying member. You get a free drink when you show it at IHOP.

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>>39513504
>be chief consort to the pharaoh in the times before the current DL
>her most loyal companion, travel with her everywhere
>one day, on route to another kingdom on a diplomatic mission, the caravan is attacked by a demon snake
>able to banish the foul beast but not before being grievously wounded
>die in her arms whilst she tries to tell you something through the tears
>millennia later
>be reborn as some average joe
>have a fascination with the ancient desert kingdoms
>eventually join up with an archaeological expedition
>you do exceedingly well
>you pick up the local language quickly
>the ancient glyphs are almost intuitive to you
>a excellent sense for sniffing out dig sites
>eventually setup at an ancient tomb
>a treasure trove of findings and artefacts
>your able to go even deeper
>the ancient curses and traps don't seem to trigger for you
>as you reach the final depths alone you come across a extravagant sarcophagus, illuminated by magically light
>against all your professional knowledge you feel compelled to open it...

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>>39513616
I'm aware, but I like the aesthetic of a visibly strong monster.

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>first they are all “ooh I love a big pair of tits”
>but then they are all like “noooo let me go! I was the one supposed to milk you but your tits are milking my dick dry!!!

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>>39513635
There are muscle sabbath pics

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>>39513587
actual meaty hags and this>>39513594

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>>39513457

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>>39513521
why are shogs so spooky?

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>>39513657
wights are free to steal, I got like 2 of them thar i made my maids

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>>39513629
I bet desert dig sites are prime targets for monsters

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I need a huge sweaty mino to just crush my body
Don't care if she's using her tits, her arms, legs or ass or whatever, I just need to be broken by a big big cow

[Anonymous No.]

i want to wake up being covered by jabberwock instead of my heavy blanket

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What will happen with males who were cheated by their human girlfriends?

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>>39513457

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>>39513636
seems comfy place to sleep after getting raped

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>>39513457

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what would you do if when you met your wife, she had a shitton of plushies of (you)

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>>39513777
I don’t remember if there is a particular monster that targets them but in the MGE demo a guy talks about how before this he was cheated in and now he is waifuing a cat

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>>39513966
Jump into the pile and taunt her to find me.

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>>39513966
Those must look uncanny.

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>>39513570
Did anon turn back to the kiki ?
Is it the kiki who launch the rock ?

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>>39513995
and one of them might be a voodoo doll

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>>39514011
who knows, I can only write set up

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>>39514011
English?

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>>39513966
She makes/collects figurines and plushies of cute monsters and animals.
It's a hobby, not an obsession.

Having one of me would be strange since we haven't encountered each other before
>>39514016
You're making me nervous

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>>39513457
How to deal with difficult cows?

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>>39514029
I tried.

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>>39514063
thats why you sometimes get boners in the worst of times
>>39514075
that aint a cow, shes flatty larping as one

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>>39514077
It's fine, you'll just get a lot of attention from hakus

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>>39514063
uuuhh.... how many plushies does she have?

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>>39513966
Bring my own over and see who has the most

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>>39513966
i dunno reminds me of that rl story of a guy who was trying to get in the pants of a girl obsessed with dolls, and when he went to her place and opened a door to a room with nothing but detached doll heads that passed his creepiness threshold and got the fuck out.

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>>39514075
cows love being brushed

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I love elves and I want to marry multiple ones. Tell me, how do I attract them?

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>>39514257
be a roundear in their village that has never seen a live one before

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>>39514075
bratty cow-lolis need rape correction, to set both their minds and their bodies on the right path of oppailoli

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>>39513501
>Join the Sabbath
I must respectfully decline, as I like genuinely young loli monsters instead.

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>>39514364
Imagine the burn when you reject a Sabbath LARPing hag's advances and say that you prefer REAL lolis

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>>39514364
Join the Momonika Sabbath then.

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>>39514182
it aint that bad, shes just a little creepy

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>>39514494
I will hug the one on the left because she looks nervous

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>>39514494
I'm going to hug the one in the middle because she looks like a rapists and you can't get raped if you're in a hug.

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>>39514557
Wat

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>>39514182
>creepiness threshold

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>>39514494
Interesting fact: shy girls are wild beasts in bed.

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>>39514653
i want to bang that creepy doll making dark mage

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>>39514133
I have no idea, and she won't show me her full collection, but she starts flooding the bed with them if I'm having trouble sleeping. So at least five to ten. Probably more.

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>>39514677
what monster is she? Is she a loli one?

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>>39513457

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>>39514271
It can't be that easy. Elves must have some sort of preference.

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>>39514767
they have a human ear fetish, its just that easy. Elves also live a long time as well so they are desperate

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>>39514815
i think she needs to sleep more

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>>39514815
Tonguelet

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I need a Shirohebi that learned my tastes and is now trying to squeeze massive breasts into a kimono that's yet to be upsized.

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Ratas are tree rats

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>>39514494
Do we know if the cutie on the left belongs to a particular species?

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>>39514689
She is very cute but she is not a loli. Cute girls like cute things. Is there a problem with that?

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>>39515050
i think shog
>>39515066
come on, tell me what species she is?

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>>39515075

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>>39515101
that is so cute, also a Jk gazer?

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>>39515086
They should use smaller pictures. It's hard to really get an idea for the S-M scale.
Also do Wight and Kiki really count as typical (sexual) sadism? They're more like a psychotic killer and a violent sociopath, respectively.

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>>39515138
>tfw no elven hag maid that has been there my whole life and I evenetually marry

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>>39515086
I only recognize 2
That's probably a good thing

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>>39515114
>JK
Nah. She's around my age. Stop assuming only little girls like cute things.

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>>39515194
just guessing, so 30 years?

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>>39515205
I'm not telling you my age, stupid tree rat.

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>>39514858
Anon's throat belongs to mucus toad tongues.

>>39515138
I would not hire an elf as a maid, they're walking rape baits.

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>>39515222
She has ways of making you talk

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>>39515253
>imagine not being able to keep in it your pants
lol

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Anonymous Suttree is a man of great with but little means. Living in a houseboat in the warm south, he finds himself the center of a strange community of lecherous women, whose adoring gaze he invites wherever he goes.

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>>39515138
She's not cleaning the toilet like that. Get some proper rubber gloves on at least.

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>>39515286
>great with
great wit*

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>>39515286
add the fact hes an artist that paints his cleints

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>>39515344
Nah he's a fisherman he catch catfish the fish goes nyaani?!

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>>39513457

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what would be the difference between river dolphin mermaids and ocean-dwelling ones?

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>>39515261
Rogue rata DPS is low, they're only good at debuffs and stealing.

>>39515282
Try not fucking your busty elf maid when she's just flaunting her body all day long and making extremely lewd innuendos.

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>>39515372
do sahuagin get horny if you challenge them with a retiarius getup?

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>>39515394
thats why you just suck on eher titty and nothing esle

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>>39513533
Suddenly a door appears in the road. The driver swerves, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.

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>>39515452
what lies beyond the "SCARY DOOR"?

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>>39515479
THERE'S A GREMLIN ON THE SIDE OF THE BUS! YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME!

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>>39515512
uhhh, she doesnt want to pay for the bus

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>>39515527
Is she single?

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>>39515554
>>39515554
i think so... shes pounding the glass with her loins without any clothes on

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>>39515261
>Corner Anon in a dark alley
>Try to grasp him
>She spill the spaghetti at the last moment
>Anon use the "sand in pockets" special technic
The tree rat never stood a chance

[Anonymous No.]

What is the weirdest thing to crossover mge with.

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>>39515594
typing of the dead

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>>39515594
King of the hill

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>>39515390
River dolphins hypnotize you and rape you, ocean dolphins drag you into a cave and gangrape you. Both types will laugh at the the entire time you do it. Hang out with sharks instead, they are much more kind.

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>>39515565
oh great, I think she likes me. I'll ask if she wants to grab a coffee sometimes.

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>>39515394
Yeah, but at higher levels they unlock Greater Mofu Addiction, which can let them subdue entire encounters with relative ease.

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>>39515623
>>39515623
>hypnotize
wait what? that sounds so cool!

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>>39515594
I don't know, go on fanfiction.net and find something bizarre for us.

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>>39515194
Isn't it

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>>39515594
Universal paperclips

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>>39515594
Myst

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>>39515623
River dolphins also larp as human women at night so be carefull

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>>39515594

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>>39515649
According to Wikipedia, a myth is that making eye contact with an Amazon river dolphin will give you lifelong nightmares. Also according to Wikipedia the female dolphins can also transform into human women and pull a /d/ tier curse on unfaithful men.

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>>39515610
I would watch that

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>>39515674
>Anon has been given to a harem of a self-assembling automaton swarm
>every day they make more and more automatons out of everything they can reach
>the entire planet is made of automatons, only thing not automaton in local space is Anon himself
>thankfully they're on a planet uninhabitable for other mamono under normal circumstances, and they're currently too busy pampering Anon to expand further, so they're not an actual threat to the universe (anymore)
>However, as time goes on, who knows if they'll develop more efficient ways of expanding the swarm. Only time will tell...

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>>39515729
Imagine meeting a creepy woman by the river every night, sleeping with her and having many river dolphin babies

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Do Vampires have their husband wear clothes that have easy neck access?

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>>39515847
>Do Vampires have their husband wear clothes
Why?

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>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

SUCC
LOVE

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>>39515976
what is this cow up to

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>>39515999
She's going to bake an extra batch of cookies while nobody's watching.

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>>39515839
>look a dolphin girl in the eye
>get cursed with horrible nightmares that only go away by sleeping with her
Sounds dangerous

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>>39515610
>So are you Chinese or are you Japanese?
>I live in Lescatie last 20 year but first come from Zipangu

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>>39516097
>they all involve dying alone and forgotten

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>>39516099
>...so are you Chinese or Japanese?

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Is it me or Wights are one of the easiest high class monster to achieve as a partner? You simply lure a zombie from the graveyard all the way to your home, you lure her inside, properly bathe and caress her body and then you simply cum endlessly inside her, in no time she will turn into a Wight without secret magic jumbo or jumping through hoops.

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Hag bros rise up

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>>39516185
But then you have to deal with a wight

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>>39516400

Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why

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>>39514494
they look like they want to assault somebody

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>>39516185
I'm doing it with her eye socket and she will forever be embarrassed about allusions to it at parties.

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>>39516266
Get down and boogie.

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>>39516406
Hey baby if you're feeling down
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see?
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

Cause I'm a dirty wight boy
Dirty wight boy
Wight boy
Dirty wight boy
A dirty wight boy

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>>39516185
Pretty much the same with succ and archsucc

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Anons do you say yes or no ?

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>>39516185
But I don't want her to turn into a wight, I want her to stay with me as a zombie forever

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>>39516486
She can still pretend to be one for you

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>>39516185
wights are the most straightforward since it basically boils down to levelling up your zombie until she evolves, but definitely not the easiest since it requires actually levelling up your zombie by dicking her a dozen times every day

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>>39512891
they opened the eyes of many. i will not forget their contribution

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>>39516525
Zombies turn me on so fucking much (an undead in general) that I would barely pull out my penis out of her only to go to the toilet

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>>39516525
two dozen if she's a dragon zombie

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>>39516592
Based

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>>39516525
>dicking her a dozen times every day
I still think the sabbath have ritualistic sex to bomb the world flat one day.

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>>39458009
Where is she from?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97765530

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>>39516525
I think that the gradual process of seeing her blue scarred and bruised skin regenerating through several dickings is quite interesting, I wouldn't mind engaging in casual sex with a zombie neighbor just to help her skin recover

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>>39516639
Cute demon goat.

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>>39516626
https://mangadex.org/title/a3ebdf54-8715-4bd8-a1cf-fb0c3cc3d849/an-evil-dragon-that-was-sealed-away-for-300-years-became-my-friend-pre-serialization
Apparently it will get a real series too. Better than seeing a panel from something that sounds good and ends up being a 10 page porn.

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>>39516652
Thanks

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I love my wives so fucking much.

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>>39515304

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I wish monster girl species-mixing was a thing

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>>39513521
Daww she really DOES care

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>>39515304
>>39516706
I will pleasure myself with this fish.

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>>39513457

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>>39516747

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>>39516747
Who got the hag pregnant?

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>>39516747
This gachathot has some really cute ears but I hate how her tails are only a temporary thing or something

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>>39516802
If you think that's bad, wait to you hear about her personality

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>>39516474
>stripping before she even finishes inviting me in
what a slut. perfect match for me

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>>39516802
To me those ears are just hair, I doubt that she belongs in this thread

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>>39516853
They are ears, they sometimes twitch i think, also other characters have those type of ears and are canonically monster girls

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>>39516853
i do like my foxes more foxy

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>>39516896
Looks higher than the pope.

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>>39516896
>remove seal from fox thinking it'll make her bustier.
>Just makes her more muscular.
>"Darling, unless you are prepared for more of this, I suggest you cease."

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>Lich spent years working hard on her perfect zombie
>Big tits like a holstaur that produce fresh cold milk
>Wide childbearing hips that’d put an echidna to shame
>Smooth and soft midriff
>Ass with the perfect amount of fat to muscle ratio
>Legs with a similar ratio allowing for divine intercural
>Arms made with double ligaments allowing her to jerk you off with an incredible grip and speed
>Soft and dexterous hands make it so her deathgrip is never too tight and always feels good
>Unparalleled beauty putting any living human to shame and gives lilims a run for their money
>And the crowning a achievement a still living womb kept alive allowing for the birth of human sons
>Can finally present this zombie to the university and get her phd in necromancy
>Some random anon walks in
>”Oh sweet a zombie”
>Picks her up and takes her months of hard work with him

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>>39516942
>lich combines the most evil DNA of the most evil monsters to create the most evil monster of them all
>it turns out it's man

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The Cat Kingdom is annexing this thread. Post cats go show your loyalty to the new regime

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>>39516942
>months of work
that's a couple blinks for a lich

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>>39517007
So are all cats under the rule of a Pharaoh?

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>>39517007
Gonna play hard to get, so I get assigned to a dominatrix feline mistress

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>>39517043
cats do not bow to authority

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>>39513504
"HELLHOUNDS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be HELLHOUNDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE HELLHOUNDS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of monstergirls after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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>>39517007
I let the dogs out

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>>39517007
Can I get an artichoke cat?

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I'd want my first meeting with a succ knight/heroine or a lilim to resemble the "Are you my master?" Saber scene from FSN. Though I guess the question would have to be more like "I ask of you. Are you my husband?".
With lilim it'd be cool if it'd looked like her hair glows (maybe from the moonlight). Would really give her that supernatural/goddess aura.
One of the Fallen Brides stories described Druella's hair like that and I thought it was neat.

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>>39513521
That sounds nice. Having an otherworldly waifu who's been waiting for you for centuries.

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>>39513521

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>>39516876
Other, much better characters

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>>39517085
Indeed, merely the desire to serve and pleasure one she knew was coming

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>>39517085
What a disgustingly pathetic old hag. You'd think an otherworldly creature would have better things to do than wait around during the eons before and after the tiny blip that is her time together with you.
I mean, what must her parents think?

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>>39517150

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>>39517165
Why yes, Gazer is the cutest MG

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tfw no tall wife

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>>39517215
however i'm not sure if she's the best to cook eggs on

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>>39517179
I love dragons so much. I'd ask my dragon wife if she could transform back to her original form so I could ride her.

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>>39517238
I recommend an Igniz or Salamander. Not a hellwan, though, because that'll just get fur in the food.

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>>39517247
cast iron living armor

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>>39517243
What is your opinion about Dragon Zombie?

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>>39517150
Your opinion is irrelevant goop girl

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>>39517238
I agree, it's better to just scoop off a blob of goop to put onto a cooking utensil instead of cooking directly on her.

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>>39517243
A proper and just request

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>>39517255
What if it rains?

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>>39517272
No

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>>39517276
dry her off i guess

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>>39517145
This cat looks smug, probably just read another news article about feline superiority.

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39517272
Fuck off furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517256
Just not a fan of undead at all, honestly. Feels too much like necrophilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517272
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517256
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517256
Best Dragon, high-tier Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517272
I would. I'd a dragoness in either of her forms as long as she's my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517298
Look at her tho isn't she hot ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517256
>Fuck dragon zombie
>Get heralded as a heroic dragon “slayer”
>Get free stuff all the time
>Get dragon “slayer” discounts
>Noble dragons show you respect
>Have a cute bubbly dragon zombie wife
What’s not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be tempted to act so worshipfully and clingy to a dragon or lilim that she'd think I've already been mind broken. I'd just throw myself at her foot, hug it and nuzzle against it. Refusing to let go of her. Constantly begging for kisses and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517334
they seem high maintenance but upon further consideration that's all dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517345
I'd be afraid of wigging her out by being too affectionate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517356
Wurms aren't that high maintenance, are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517345

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517413
collateral damage may be an issue

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517345
the natural place for human males

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517345
>>39517418
Cute large cruiser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517345
I want to mind break Druella and make her transform into a doting wife and mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517356
>Dragon zombies
>High maintenance
They’re just like regular zombies, give them some dick and and cuddle them and they’ll be the happiest they can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517345
Are you some sort of dominant masochist, or are you gonna be a wimp and start licking her out if she'll let you hump her leg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517434
Fat tail erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517323
That's an awful lot of... moisture, down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517469
they're physically needy and if you leave them alone the resulting tantrums are more catastrophic than the default zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517469
>>39517521
Can you get a Dragon Wight if you dick them enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517068
>she has hearts on the gloves!
quote from man milked by tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517540
that's her pawpad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517068
I wish to hold the big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517521
Why would you leave them tho ?
I don't mind being with my mg wife all day without a care for the world around me.
I suffered enough

[Anonymous No.]

Why are dragons such massive female incels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxjR0mpf9GA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGO2enpIS0w

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517534
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517570
Too prideful to admit they crave dick

[Anonymous No.]

What would a shycubus do if she saw anon trying to suck his own dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517563
sometimes you just wanna hang out with the bros over game night. or just some good old fashioned alone time for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

I like my MG with tails !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517594
Tails are very important.
Tails have also become mainstream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517563
>wake up in the night and need to take a piss
>sneak out of bed to not disturb her
>dragon zombie wakes up and doesn't see you
>starts to panic
miasma, everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517594
>married Succ finds out her husband wants to get milked by a Manticore tail
>her tail evolves to look like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517606
>Spoiler
Not tail pussy tho it's still a little bit niche in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517619
You read my mind anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517560
Anon, that's...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517638
>I just now noticed it
Why

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you were isekaid to MGE and thr only way to survive was to become the sugar boy of an older Tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517675
spoil her rotten so she can show off her young husband to her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517675
see if she can sell me to somebody else

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517611
>peruses anon to the bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

I know they’re out there
THEY’RE NOT GONNA GET ME
I’M NOT GONNA LOSE TO A MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517709
make them lose to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517708
>peruses

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517715
Name a more shameful defeat for a manticore than cumming from her tail being fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517709
get a trusty maid to prevent such scenarios

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517650
I'm sorry anon. I know you will make a cute Alp, don't worry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517685
Not sure if she's got a terrible tobacco breath or sucking out his soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517743
manticore cumming from having her paw bean massaged

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517675
I'll just work on a brothel

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517709
Accept it anon your going to get milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517675
Find that Tanuki, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517739
Teach me, Keine-Sensei!

https://youtu.be/E91GhV_6Ans

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517743
anon milking her like a common domestic cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517675
Daga kotowaru.
And framing it in such a way just makes me want to say it even more. I don't even have anything against Danukis, but it's just so much fun to go about it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's April, meaning it's the bunny girls breeding season, here we can see bathing bunny who just noticed a male and is trying to seduce and attract her mate, she must be esperate to get some babies filling her womb and... oh, oh no i think she's coming over here... WAIT NO, PLEASE DON'T RAPE I'M A VIRGIN

[Anonymous No.]

Come live in the desert kingdoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517824
But desert is dangerous anon

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517824
You can't fool me. That's a human and an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

need drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517850
>pharaoh invites you over to her palace
>you spend the whole time playing with her cat and her dog
10/10 would come again

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517621
Tail pussy is likely doomed to stay niche forever.
Most men cannot handle how lewd it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517873
The Pharaoh is an undead, speedreader-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517850
technically the elf is an automaton (but also a cow, long story, don't ask), and the human has undead-like spooky powers (like having her skeleton jump out of the meat prison. not as cool as being an elf-robot-cow, i know.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517850
Pharaohs look like humans and desert elves exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517887
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517863
hmmm
>Akagi
>Idol girl idk
>Oni-looking girl is from fate, I think?
no idea who top-right is, someone clue me in

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517892
that's nice but i'm still going to play with the cat and the dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517847
WOO WOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517847
Oooooo Ghost BlOwJoB

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517847
just imagine having a shy wife that becomes aggervise the moment you turn arounf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517924
The artist's OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517955
das cute

but where is tourrettes guy and his hellhound wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517893
>and the human has undead-like spooky powers
Oh, right. Her.
Eliza is not a human. Also, not an individual with whom any sane person would willingly associate

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517955
>monsterboy
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517968
alright, fine, ya got me, i dont know squat in SG lore except the fact that Fortune is best girl and Robo-fortune is a close second

anyway let's stop discussing western media and turn our attention eastwards. Do you like the desert elf ruler robo-cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518005
i find the bottom two or three rows acceptable.
koreas got the right idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517955
I need to comm this artist one day. his art is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518018
God I loved Alice's succ skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518005
>Do you like the [...] elf [...] ruler [...] cow?
Horrors upon horrors. I'd certainly like to get one over on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518018
cat maid and labita that big gal

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513501
already did

[Anonymous No.]

>The TG thread had been revived
>The first posts are already awful
Thank god, I migrated here back then. I will never go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518120
Eh leave them be, making your own thing rather than forcing yourself on others deserves a little bit of respect at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517982
I wouldn't last more than a minute in a succ's tail. I hope that's ok with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518120
Nobody asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518144
Exactly. As long as they don't bring their shit here, it doesn't matter, don't interact with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518117
What's her branch about? Pajama parties and smug?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a NEED a mighty NEEED!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518167
adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518169
How to get a dragon in 5 easy steps:
>Find a dragon's lair
>Observe when she goes in and out of it
>Go in her lair when she's outside
>Lay among her treasures
>Tell her you're part of her hoard when she comes back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517850
I want to rub Abnubis' belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517298
what mod is this?

[anotherbaphofag No.]

>>39518197
>>39518117
now if my power can stay on and doesn't get knocked out by the storms I should have a copy of Imperator doesn't sleep scanned and uploaded soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518250
Beware of the ! !

[Anonymous No.]

Grinning hellhounds are legitimately scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518298
smiling is a sign of aggression among animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518298
She's just happy to see you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518307
I guess that explains why hellhounds and manticores are always smiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518313
>Every day I come home and my faggot wife greets me with this stupid smile on her stupid face...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518319
>>39518321
The rape face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513501
Give me Trolls or no deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513501
Only Marune's or Greilia's, and I'm going to need access to some extra thick holst milk for the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>Love big titty holsts
>Love flat chest baphos
>Am a strict monogamyfag
The eternal dilemma

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518277
>Imperator doesn't sleep
Is anyone trying to translate stuff anymore? Is OtherSideOfSky still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518383

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518378
Just get the baph and have her make Megamorphosis potions, ezpz. I suppose a mage cow doing the opposite would also work

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518378
Magical waifu is magical, Anon. At least try to think of solutions to problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518395

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518399
Holsts cannot shrink their breasts. No amount of magic can so it.

[anotherbaphofag No.]

>>39518380
othersideofsky is kill anon since 2018
I still am thankful he did the baphomet story before he left for cigs.
Almost halfway done scanning Imperator. Hopefully some legend will come by and scan all these that I've uploaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518411
Right, that's normally humorous but I forgot about it. I guess it's the second option then unless you can find a Krampus or wine goat with good friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518401
now if the shiro was a shortstack mage and the rest were hag shortstacks now that would be very nice

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like scary monster girls anons ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518375
Holsaur milk, extra thick or not, has never given loli monsters bigger breasts. The entry has always talked about monsterization in humans. It's just a shit posting meme for people that don't realize forcing other body types on other people's wives would be bad for them also if someone did it to them.
>However, for humans, it's a different story. This milk contains energy incomparable to ordinary milk and just like other demonic realm foods, if a human woman drinks it, it will cause monsterization. One mouthful of this sweet milk will make a woman's thoughts sweetly melt away like milk and grow hazy. Even a hysterical, willful woman's personality would change into one that is quiet and submissive. While engrossed in drinking, her breasts would rapidly grow huge, and she'd then be reborn as a holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518448
Yeah, I was shitposting the meme. Not like it matters when there are other ways to reach the same anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Do manticores get pouty if you don’t fall for the “imma eatchu” act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518442
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518423
It's heavily implied some or all of the baphos have experimented with Megamorphosis. It's "irreversible" in the sense that you need to use the other spell to reverse it.
>>39518433
I hate shortstack so fucking much. It's a dumb cope. I'd rather a DFC. I prefer the DFC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518480
fuck that bapho, and what wrong with liking short curvy monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518463
You could definitely make her pout if you started playing with her paws during her act.
Making out with her tail could also do the trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518480
Meh, there still has to be a potion for that.

>>39518463
Probably. A good husband would go with it anyway and maybe just unexpectedly cuddle once she had her fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518490
You can't have tits and ass on a short girl. She looks ridiculous. Oppailoli is one thing, but doing both just gets silly.
It wreaks of westoid bullshit and (ironically) marginalizes short cute girls of legal age. AND FURTHERMORE that doubles back and slaps me in the face, because I'm 5'5 and still want to be taller than her.

I saw a 5" girl on TV last night. She was 20. They exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518546
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518526
>Meh, there still has to be a potion for that
Oh no! Anon must expend the minimum amount of effort!
Did you remember to ask your mom to buy more hot pockets? I assume you never learned to drive, and have never worked a day in your life

How about two ghosts phasing through each other so you can fuck them at the same time? Lazy enough for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518583
What are you on about, guy? No one ever complained about effort, it pro ably wouldn't even take much for the guy to have it both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518500
>Making out with her tail could also do the trick.
Sounds dangerous. I'll try with a finger first. I want to feel the bumps.

[Anonymous No.]

DO you like moon rabbits?

[Anonymous No.]

FLOW KELPS
JUST ADD WATER

Let them dry out and they go back to fun size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518641
Forgot me image. There, problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518617
>I'll try with a finger first.
Expect to get SCHLURPED halfway up to your elbow in protest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518637
cause soem are gonna come it in a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518658
GOOD! MOLTO BENE!! SUBARASHI!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518641
>>39518647
Flow Kelps are easy to find and cheap to maintain, easily the best onahole a man can get. However the huge downside is that they'll constantly cling onto you after the first use.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518637
HELP ME ANON SHE WANTS TO FEED ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518463
She'll just poke you with a spine.

That's a manticors default response whenever something isn't going her way. Embarrassed because you saw her stumble? That's a venoming. Disagree on what to eat for dinner? That's a venoming. Want to talk to her about how she uses her venom to dodge uncomfortable subjects? That's a venoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518721
most likey wandered into the forest, got lost, passed out and was found by her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518641
>Let them dry out
That doesn't sound pleasant or healthy to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518716
>they'll constantly cling onto you after the first use.
I consider that a massive benefit. Endless hugs and skinship without limiting my ability to go about my day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518730
>You don a fencing uniform to finally talk to your wife about usi g her spines to avoid talking about going to see your folks for the holidays
>She pins you down, rips it off and spines you amyway
You just wanted Krampmas with your folks this year...

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get physically overpowered by a dark mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518791
Physically as in magically? Or do you want to become the little boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518721
shes just helping you out before Eirin starts experimenting with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518442
I hope that Regura goes back to monster doujinshi from time to time and this time he started with Undead monster. Regura zombie doujinshi would be a blast

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518862
i want a certain doll making creepy dark mage that lives in the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518748
Aren't you worried of the looks you'll get by walking around with a naked algae girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518912
You could probably get a stretchy swimsuit on her if you really wanted, but I kinda doubt that would be a huge issue in parts of MGEland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518791
>Adventurer Anon faces a Dark Mage boss
>He expects her to do nothing but throw fireballs and magic projectiles
>She instead casts berserk and swiftness on herself
>Proceeds to kick the living hell out of Anon
At least you'd get to enjoy getting nursed back to health and then some sexual healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518791
Muscle sorceresses are intimidating in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518791
mental domination is where it's at. any monster can overpower me physically, big whoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518912
Monsters walking around half naked or naked would be common in a lot of areas where there are a lot of monsters. Monsters also have an built in perception filter in the form of a reverse seduction spell that makes only their husband notice their bodies.

[anotherbaphofag No.]

>>39518418
Took awhile to find this book, but here you guys go. Thanks again guys for the fun over the years.
Hopefully I can find a copy of Sister Falling.
Until next time
https://exhentai.org/g/2199165/991ceaffca/

Magus-anon are you still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518993
>any monster can overpower me physically
Watch out for fairies, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519019
i like to pretend the scholars sidhe has had to german suplex an overeager monster or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519011
Thank you baphinator
And he's alive, he posted something today and is presumably waiting to link it for next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518954
sahaugin scales so useful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519019
I'll bet it's especially jarring when a pixy does it.
>Pin me down and rape me? Try it, pips--oh. Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518966
>Adventurer (mage) Anon faces a Dark Mage boss
>goes to catch her by surprise by casting berserk and swiftness on himself
>she has the exact same plan
Enter some random minion walking in to see two powerful casters with very low melee skills locked in awkward fisticuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518183
Oh god she's CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518912
dress code has always been a little loose

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519084
>its them looking away while slapping each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518993
What about monsters like Dragon Zombies, who are absurdly physically strong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519084
>Neither of them knows how to throw a proper punch
>They both try cool moves they've seen in shonen battles
>Looks like they have the same tastes in anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519057
I want a Sahuagin Aquamancer in my party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518791
i want to prank a dark mage by flipping her dress while shes monologuing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519105
>a poor firemouse sees them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519110
>She's wearing a lewd pair of laced panties
>It's see through enough for you to see she has a bush down there
>Dark Mages drops to her knees and starts sobbing
>Claims she won't be able to get married now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519060
What's the reaction of a sweaty Hellhound when met with a man who walks up to her and immediately shoves his face as deeply into her chest mofu as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1gyPfA6xtI
Does this work on snek party members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519096
...they are also stronger than me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519159
old maiden wearing them lewd panties as if i wont know, and im taking her as my gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519162
she yells "things are heating up" and goes into phase II

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519159
i drop my pants and call us even

[Anonymous No.]

I need my shy thicc hag neighbor to impregnate, right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519255
I want to workout with a Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519159
>She's wearing a lewd pair of laced panties
>It's see through enough
This but young Dark Mage and perfectly smooth loli pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519366
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519077
>wake up next morning back at full size, with a very smug pixie standing on your chest looking down at you
>picking her up just makes her even smugger
>shifting to make herself comfortable in your hand, she says that she can always shrink you again if she wants to

[Anonymous No.]

Clussy
https://imgur.com/C5FwUQ3

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519311
I hear they don’t put their weights back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519409
is that the pixie from that one hentai with cockroach sex and a man fucking a cockroach as in an actual one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519526
probably

[Anonymous No.]

what would monsters think of gory and edgy games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519594
Shut the fuck up faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Get up and walk you lazy mutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519603
this happens when you spoil your kobold way too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519624
how to fix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519633
cut off internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519633
Tell her she won't get fucked when you get home if she won't get up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519601
why are you so mad, Do you think I'm a shitposter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519633
spoil her some more

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I need a chuuni, shortstack lim.
Just because she'd be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519649
Yes, this question has been asked probably over 3000 fucking times by now and it's always from some annoying faggot wanting to the EXACT same fucking "woo hoohoohoo monsters scared cry look they cry over bad thing hehe haha" shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519594
depends

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519661
Me too, something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519687
>"So what is sex? Some sort of contest of wills? "
>Elsewhere, the demon lord has a realization that she forgot to teach one of her daughters what sex is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519409
I feel like I've seen that fairy somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519699
>We've trained her wrong on purpose, as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519720
>"My sister says my sexual knowledge is "unbelievable', I guess that means I'm a pro!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518203
Will do

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be the stern one with your daughters, or the one that spoils them?
daughteru dickers need not respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519874
Infinite cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519874
I spoil my daughter by giving her new outfits every three seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519874
I'd try, but I honestly doubt I'd be able to be stern. Turning daddy into a pile of adoring goo seems to be a superpower all daughters have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518108
casual red kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518152
those foxes are making me nervous for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

Fatty

[Anonymous No.]

Anal.
Anal with lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519519
I want to train with their huge butthocks and fat titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520024
>tfw ywn sleep on a jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520173
>Gacha shit
>Japanese shadman
cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520173
MEGAMILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520173
I'll take one of each please

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520409
shog with human skintones makes me feel things

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn wake up in the arms fo your waifu after being summoned by arcane ritual to MGE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lewd the spider

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monster girl love a fat disgusting slob like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520489
just stop being fat lol, stop shoving shit down your gullet and get your shit together but yes they would

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520488
Don't let anyone stop you.
>>39520489
That's what Akanames and Devil Bugs love. Kikimora can, but she will make you get in shape and become more respectable.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Of all the races I have witnessed throughout the known world, the Orc is the hardest to comprehend. They wage war with machines that should not work, care little for strategic gains, and are just as likely to slaughter each other as the enemy. How does one battle an enemy that defies all logic?"
— Varnael Larik, Merchant from Havengard

[Anonymous No.]

>39520532
You already have your own thread back, you can go back.

[Anonymous No.]

fox milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520583
fox hag won't be smug when she is drained of milk and filled with kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520618
Thats what she wants

[Anonymous No.]

cannot overstate how convenient mamanofucking is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520202
>>Japanese shadman
Don’t know the artist, so I haven’t seen his other stuff, what makes him japman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520630
they all think that until they can't keep up with anon's young stamina and end up begging for rest
course he will say no

[Anonymous No.]

>39520668
>not knowing who Asanagi is
I'm not even going to give you a response, newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513501
only if you make a recruitment song by the village men

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520685
i fucking love hags for that

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, finally done with this ending for Gakke. It only took
>50 days
Oh. It didn't feel that long, I swear. Finally got back to a regular writing pace again, hopefully next story doesn't take as long.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38503093

Probably doing a short from the list next. Also, are there any other characters people want alts for? (Besides that one guy who always mentions a certain someone after every alt) Yes, she'll get her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520829
>Hag loses to dick
>Anon is addicted to soft hag pussy
Everyone loses, everyone wins. It's like pottery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520867
>hag tries to have friends over for tea
>anon hasnt been inside his hag for an hour so he goes feral
>drags hag back into the bedroom while she drags her nails on the floor
>awkward moment as the other hags sip their tea while hearing their friend have high impact breeding sex with anon
truly the best outcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520893
Well, at least he had the decency to take her out of sight. Breeding hags in front of hags can have a curious cascading effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520893
>>39520906
Ih anon truly went feral he 'd bang right then and there and withourt remorse nor mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520906
of course, anon is a gentleman after all
unless he has been a day without his hag, then there might be some...collateral damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520893
>attempt to drink their tea but end up peeking on the two while masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520942
>anon's hag gets a brilliant idea
>she rushes over to one of her friends and high fives her while saying "Tag in!"
>before friend can form a sentence, anon bounces her and begins mating pressing her behind the couch
>hag sigh in relief and takes a break for tea while other friend bites her nails in horniness/worry

[Anonymous No.]

Everyday when I look into international news. Specifically, when I look into Winterstown News. Winterstown keeps becoming more and more of an oppressive Authoritarian Dictatorship. Its Mamono-leaning Prime Minister outlawing independent citizen journalists and calling those Order faith Truckers terrorists.

How can you all keep romanticizing Winterstown as a "fun place to live"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521006
Holy shit fuck off you retarded faggot. Stay on /tg/ if you want to drag in retarded current day political bullshit into a monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520969
>hag and friends are fucked cross-eyed until the end of day when Anon finally got his fix and passes out
>Anon finally reverted back to a normal human and not an animal and wakes up covered in soft hag
>Boner engaged
>And the cycle repeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520859
I really need to get started on your series, I've been putting it off for too long. I appreciate you're still with us, Magus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off vtumor and take your whores with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521029
>more hag friends wonder where anon's hags are
>go to the house and open the door
>get blasted with a heat wave of sex that instantly gets them wet
>anon grabs one while saying "Hag.NEED."
>more hags have been fed to the anon
hag harem is really the dream

[Anonymous No.]

As a mamono lover and a demon realm loyalist. What sweet and naughty things are you willing to do to an order heroine to sway her to the mamono side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521112
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521107
truly is the dream, how I long to live in hagville, wehre the tits are big and heavy and the asses nice and big

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521148
>how I long to live in hagville
me to anon, me too
>hag finds out she is getting a new neighbor
>gets excited when she finds out its a young man
>sets up this elaborated plan to seduce him and begins phase 1 of 100
>plan becomes useless as anon takes her on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521121
Where do you think alot of monstergirls come from or who they were before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521188
I don't fuck care, you faggots constantly posting human girls and trying to defend it with "muh order" are cancerous niggers that need to go. Worse than that Fire Emblem faggot,

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521180
I would love to do that but I also get socially trapped by them and ending up going to their home

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521180
Reject Hagsville. Move into and live in JK Metropolis or any town populated by younger youth girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521213
nah, its for u, leave me be

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521202
I like both too
>corner a hag in hagville and begin to grope and kiss her
>feel a tap on your shoulder
>turn around to an even bigger and thiccer hag
>she presses up to you and begins groping and kissing you
always a bigger hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520859
Thanks magus!
embyembyembyemby

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521213
>JK Metropolis
meh, best I can do is Shortstack Town

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521213
Imagine living in Hagville and commuting to the JK Metropolis for work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521224
nice
>>39521231
getting fucked by two hags i s amazing
>>39521252
sounds more annoying than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521252
work? if you live in hag town you will have a sugar momma or about to

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520668
Just ignore and report him, he's not from here and probably scum that came to 4chan after the 2012 elections for spouting such trash

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how would a clinically depressed and paranoid man be cured in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521298
He'd be raped and then MAMONO MANA and his wife's love would just make everything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>39521298
Please shut the fuck up and at least read the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you lashing out at him. There's literally nothing wrong with his post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521327
Nta but most of these things that he would be asking would be solved if He read the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521327
Gatekeeper-kun likely has a rather mediocre life. He feels more accomplished, fulfilled and empowered being what he is in these threads as some self congratulatory pat on the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521327
Because it's tiring having people constantly come in posting this shit when they could just take five minutes to do some basic reading.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly the best hag is an overworked office worker anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521314
>>39521298
this is true, I am all those things without wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521295

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521361
>overworked office worker anubis hag
>runs herself ragged making sure the company is perfect
>poor intern anon is the only thing keeping her going
>other office hags can only seethe as they watch intern anon give paw rubs for OL anubis to make her feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521409
>i jerk it every chance i get
now that made me chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39515606
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
Replace hate with love and humanity with (you) for AM's speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521427
whoops meant for >>39515594

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521410
if I was intern anon, I'd knock her both so she can maternity pay and not work and finally have her chillax a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521409
hey buddy i know you like my drawings but can you refrain from reposting them if i already posted them on the thread? >>39519934

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521462
sorry she will only work from home while pregnant and you would be full time paw rubber and ice cream getter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521468
>kvetching about reposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521532
i can't belive you anon why would you do this to alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521188
>Where do you think alot of monstergirls come from
hopes and dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521542
She STINKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521550
yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521566
She needs a bath then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457
Imagine the husband of a Cursed Sword being a chuuni or edgelord himself. Behold:

Edgy/Chuuni Married Couple. Cursed Sword and her Man.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521582
she's fishing i can't stop her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521609
Just tip the boat, add soap and she’s now cleaning herself off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521240
...I now want a shortstack Hebi for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>Makes you obsess over her without you realizing it

[Anonymous No.]

what are you waiting for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521668
For u to alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520131
>Anal with lolis.
Every mesugaki ass pussy must be bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521694
>lolicon doesn’t understand basic biology
More at ten

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521711
Retarded newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521213
>>39521240
>>39521252
>JK Metropolis is basically Akibahara
>A Pyrow and or JK demon realm primarily inhabited by Pyrows and Mamono and Human girl JKs
>There are plenty of middle aged older men or men in their twenties living in JK Metropolis for the reasons of fucking younger girls, eventually becoming their husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521742
Uh oh anon, now you're gonna get that really passive aggressive anon calling for you to be reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521743
Off topic retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521711
Not very cultured, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521742
>he didn’t get it

[Anonymous No.]

which monstergirl will rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521774
the one that's in your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been thinking a lot about bullshitting a profile based on the Behemoth or Leviathan, I don't know at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521770
You can’t breed an anus for it is butt a simple anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521662
me too...maybe someday....
have this snek for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520859
magus I would love to have an alt ending to the first ryu he met. Something like after he got mad she dragged him back and then slowly started to love him. do you think its possible to write?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521592
>I hold The Sword of Khaine: The Widowmaker, The God Slayer! Forged with the essence of death, the hatred of all demons and the power of the Gods! She lusts for the death of gods and worlds alike! She has broken the other 99 swords of Khaine and has broken 99 other realities!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521608
>t. human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521804
Gacha snek is a good girl.
Also surprisingly strong.
Gonna raid that dungeon to roll the shortstack banner.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn rabbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521462
I can't imagine that a pregnant anubis would be "chill." Quite the opposite, actually. Especially the first time. I bet her pregnancy cravings would terrify her, too; hope you've got a paper bag at the ready.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521592
It wpuld be better if the husband wasn’t an edge lord by put the happiest go lucky type of guy that wears bright and cheerful colors to contrast again his waifs edginess

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521844
A lot of gacha monster girls or yokai are great. The issue is more that they are stuck in gacha because Japan is addicted to gacha for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521820
>cursed fox
each tail means a new, larger, edgier sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521857
Anon you're such a newfag it's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521844
>find a shorstack gacha snek
>make a whole dungeon filled with shortstacks
I would be first in line to raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521857
Ignore that dude, echidnas are known as ha ha sneaks because they can birth any monster aside from lilims and even make new ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521881
Fuck autocorrect, if I could I would rape that bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>Hag fags enter Hagville
>So many knocked up hags the town has to change its name
>Becomes Loli Town

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521881
Oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521912
Just read the setting when you got the time

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry an obese monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Need tips on how to defeat an ogre so I can make her wear a cute dress on our date

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521931
present yourself to the faceless tanuki hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521931
>>39521946
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521944
Just tell her that if you win she has to wear a cute dress and if you lose she gets to wear a cute dress. Stick your hand out quickly after delivering your line and she'll go for it. Ogres aren't known for intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521870
And the prize at the end? Her Eldest daughter, a shortstack herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521944
Tell her to put ghost pepper on her pussy before fighting for a power boost, claim your dum wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521881
>ha ha sneaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521974
Cute clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>39518351
>still no trolloli sundress art
This is a crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521974
Imagine a bogie zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521974
gosh i love clowns

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way to save scum echidnas so I can force all the eggs to be boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521996
Then, right that crime with your own two hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522043
Human sons are only possible once the Chief God is beaten

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522043
Best snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513533
>>39513586

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522111
Anon is going to get raped and not even know who did it...

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, the best way to deal with a Salamander is to casually Messatsu her, grip her firmly and BECOME POWER MADE FLESH

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522111
what are the thoughts of this succ as she literally gets a man from nowhere and not need ing to do a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522111
bet that nerd cant rape anon when he cant say no

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522120
Just play the Anarchy Reigns OST, no monster can defeat you in combat if you have that on your side!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522111
>succ goes on 4mon to figure out what to do with drunk anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522145
She needs to feed him an entire bowl of eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522145
>What do you do with a drunken Anon early in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522145
>anon walks over and peeks over her shoulder
>sees her typing away on 4mon
>he snorts and pushes her away while she "EEPS!"
>"You call that a shitpost? I'll show ya a shitpost!"
>begins typing his favorite troll pasta with lots of spelling and grammar errors
>still gets many (you)s and forces the kiki janitors to shut it down

[Anonymous No.]

All you can eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522033
I want to impregnate that clown

[Anonymous No.]

Fellow sheep, there is a wolf among us

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522183
That 8ft tall Wolf Girl is looking pretty sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522195
Cute Femmaster.
That was a great event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522167
>the succ had the shitposter that has been trolling her all this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522183
Have you tried having the shepherd run into town screaming wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522183
>wolf is actually trying to protect shepard anon from the horny sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522234
>"No, you don't get it kid. You step in there and they're just gonna hug you and its game over."
>"I mean, you go to sleep then and there and BAM, you're weaking up with wives and sore hips."

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522183
now thats the black sheep of the herd, shes a bit aggreisve but is the best famn sheep I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522243
>weaking up

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with large rats in bed.
Remember, their small size means more can fit in bed at one time for optimal comfy times.

>>39522255
Look, its late at night and I'm tired.
OR I have early onset dementia and I'm just ignoring the problem.
One of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522243
>"Wives? How does that work Miss Wolf?"
>wolf doesn't know how to describe sex with those innocent eyes staring at her
>meanwhile the sheep are looking through the window and plotting their next devious plan for shepard anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522262
or just get one big rich rat to sleep on

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522321
I dunno, sounds like a lot of rules may be involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522321
perfect bed

[Anonymous No.]

Look out, she's getting ready to attack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522344
with your own penis pocket as you sleep, the most comfy bed of all time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522347
>Cow uses Love & Affection!
>It's a One Hit KO
>Anon faints!
this bullshit, how to counter this nonsense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520859
Gakke is a cute dumb idiot but more importantly she's a cute dumb idiot dork. 10/10.
>“I HAVE A SON-IN-LAW?!” bellowed Moegara.
> Be as dainty as you need to be but give me my grandchildren!
>“Gods, Gakke, I know I told you to fuck him, but did you have to do THAT to him?” asked Moegara.
Truly a viscous and imposing shogun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522354
unless you go 0 int and o0 social cues, you fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522183
amogus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521809
Yeah, I'll probably do one for Zutari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522111
>oh!
>a human!
>hey lady, do I live here?
>you do now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522043
HNNNGGHH MEDUSA TUMMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522455
>MEDUSA
That's an echidna. You will be sent to snake reeducation camp

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522475
ANON THAT'S A BASILISK, WATCH OUT!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522475
are the snek teachers nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522493
>feathers
>mask
>snake
no way dude, it's got to be a shaved bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522505
Incredibly, they'll make sure you can tell an average lamia from an apophis just by their pussies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522558
Incredibly stacked monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522183
I want a big, buff and protective kobold sheep dog.

Sheep dogs are often larger and stronger then wolves aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522577
Should manticores wear a tail sock so they aren't just flashing their tail pussy to everyone they see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522564
In the end all monster can be cows if they want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522564
smol stacked

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522475
Not my fault they look alike and if I refuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522602
You're reeducation is non-negotiable

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522618
A shame I always carry oil on my person for my lantern and to squirm my way out of tight situations

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522558
>>39522564
I'm suddenly very thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521112
Convert her to the side of Eros with pamphlets and love bombing. With actual love bombs. Why the hell hasn't Eros won already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522558
>Succubus is friend with Anon since they've been 4 years old
>Their class visits a cow farm during middle school
>Succubus notices how Anon is mesmerized by huge breasts
>Following this event, succubus-chan did everything she could to increase her breasts size
>Drinking high grade Holst milk everyday, massaging her tits, rubbing special ointments, etc.
>These efforts coupled with puberty resulted in her reaching a Q cup
>Anon had no choice but to finally ask her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522587
In the end how sour zombie milk is? I kinda like drinking fermented milk, it's even called prosto around here. I don't mind drinking her prosto during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522648
I don't think eros supports love bombs and prefers more peaceful methods of conversion

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522618
Wurm wrangling is hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522698
Just promise them tummy rubs, then it's easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522636
What if you start drinking from a stacked monster's breasts but the milk just won't stop coming out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522746
Impregnate her, that will fix that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522692
Love bombs are harmless and have a better AoE than arrows; love technology has to keep up with the times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522746
You don't stop until she's empty.
Weakness will not be tolerated.
>>39522750
>they grow even bigger
>now it won't stop leaking at all
>12 daughters have to rotate around the clock to drink it all

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hop in, nerd."

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522804
I only bathe with shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522692
>milkbenders authorized to do strip dances and blast people with carte blanche immunity
Very peaceful...compared to Mara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522804
Slime baths are comfy, but it remains a mystery why they always cause ejaculation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522687
>prosto instead of kefir

[Anonymous No.]

>Get stuck in the starter zones losing to level 1 slimes and cows
>anyone who makes it through is immediately snatched up by level 90+ monsters camping the exit out of desperation
I just wanna meet a nice level 67 manticore, is that so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522856
I'm not Russian, I'm a Spic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522880
I'm too scared to even attempt the run.
I just want to lose to a lvl 90 hag, but I probably won't make it there without help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522880
there's a cool shortcut through pandemonium

[Anonymous No.]

someone order hot wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522810
Shog baths feel weird and tingly. They're worth trying once, but I wouldn't recommend them regularly.

>>39522880
Manticore pups have a 0.3% spawn chance in the starting zone. Don't give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39516525
I prefer to level up my Orc personal slave, I wonder what she will become

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523093
Mmmm pork buns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523093
Depends on her diet.
She could become a Bottomless Glutton or an Alpha Hog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521881
Echidnas are also known as Knuckles because they don't chuckle and they like to flex their knuckles.

[Anonymous No.]

So does the Demon Realm have level scaling? What level do I have to be before lilims become a common enemy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523165
Never a common, may become a rival later on. Remember to interrupt her chuuni speeches, don't make her cry or it's over for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523165
Lilims are ridiculously hard to encounter randomly.
You can improve the odds of meeting one by wearing a DL charm and completing your Succudex.
You could also try the Druella method if you're feeling up to the challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523165
>I am the storm that is apporaching!...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523165
they're a random rare encounter when you enter and exit an area, you'll know when they can spawn because the area music will change to a much more foreboding tone

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523220
>Spend too long in a level, defeating too many Monsters and farming them for loot.
>Music stops abruptly
>A new track starts playing
>A Lilim teleports to the start of the level and slowly makes her way towards you.
>Need to leave before she arrives and humbles you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522880
dude just trick the slimes into thinking you're taking your pants off and then dodge roll. pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522880
>>Get stuck in the starter zones losing to level 1 slimes and cows
>>anyone who makes it through is immediately snatched up by level 90+ monsters camping the exit out of desperation
>y snatched up by level 90+ monsters camping the exit out of desperation

Good lord, what kind of godawful game design is that supposed to be? Who designed and taught of such an awful game?

[Anonymous No.]

Go on a long adventure with a kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523287
>"Man, half of the chests in that last dungeon were locked. I wish we had a quick-witted rogue to pick the locks."
>Kot's ears perk up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523287
Targets acquired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523301
just get an orger to break the lock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523284
This is what happens when hags don't follow the rules.
Just because a dragon got scared by a documentary about dragon zombies doesn't give her the right to camp the starting area.
Same goes for the ancient elf who is worried her womb will go sterile unless it's urgently fertilized.
Don't even get me started on the haughty undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522924
>El prosto en lugar de kefir
Either way, I continue to mock you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523287
Kots are underrated. Too much attention is placed on kitsunes.

Kots need to reclaim their #1 vanilla status

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523287
Cat burglar keeps getting me into trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522880
>not gaining an army of 500 mice and bugs on level 1
I did all of the work for you, but you still can't get your manticore? Fine, we'll help you find her. But we get to watch and throw peanuts at you when you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523303

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523303
Just be prepared for retribution

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523348
cute c8

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhiGnj7QX2A

[Anonymous No.]

Just found out omniveral battle wiki lists Hellhound as universal to multiversal

https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523348

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna find a fox hag and kiss her ears, then run away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523350
Unfortunately for her, human ears are nowhere near as sensitive (and are just plain uncomfortable inside)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523399
With how sensitive fox ears are there is a good chance she will masturbate to the memory of that kiss.
You better not cross path with her ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523398
>Smug cat not so smug after getting her ears molested

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523397
But why tho?
Why would someone make this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523433
I'll just run again, no way she can catch up with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523287
Cats make great adventurers until it's mating season and all they can do is moan, rub against you and beg for womb massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523487
Autism.
I mean, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523525
This dog doesn't look safe to pat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523493
You'd be surprised how fast even an older and chubby fox runs when she's horny.
Your only saving grace would be the heavy sway of her huge breasts causing her to lose balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523548
>sway of her huge breasts causing her to lose balance.
Too bad her tails act as counterbalance, R.I.P your virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523539
>Anon pats the spicy dog
>She's seems to be enjoying it
>Her tail even starts wagging the slightest bit
>Anon wishes her a good day and heads out
>He violently gets tackled to the ground
>"You're not leaving without taking responsibility."

[Anonymous No.]

>>39522687
I don't think that consuming bodily fluids that come from an undead is a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523581
Fuck. That means even bakunyuu foxes are a menace, given that they possess enough mofu to balance out their massive mammaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523655
Why do you think the most powerful foxes have nine tails?
They need the most counterweight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523548
>>39523581
>>39523655
As if I'd lose to a fat old fox hag.
I brought pheremone resistance just for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521148
>>39521180
We need more hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523694
Good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523733
The best hag elves are the ones who feel their biological clock ticking and are driven into a baby making frenzy because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523759
Uh, lets not be hasty about this, we can talk right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523777
>all those saved up eggs
>all about to expire all at once
>its all or nothing, ultimate mating frenzy
> all fertilized

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523694
>I brought pheremone resistance just for this.
Good, then you won't pass out from sensory overload when you face gets stuffed into fox pussy/ass/mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523784
It might be heresy, but I am fine with snake ladies who have legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523809
to be fair the original depiction of medusa had legs so you could argue that it's a return to monke

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523895
>that body
This hag is too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523895
God just look at her. She's so OLD

[Anonymous No.]

>Get a dark skin elf
>She is gentle at first
>Wakes you up
>See this
What you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523790
A heavily pregnant elf is a happy elf.
Her breasts might get bigger with each pregnancy, remember to buy her a comfy stretchy sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523973
>"Finally, I thought there was something wrong with y- *thwack*"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524063
Bugs are life
Multiarms girls are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524096

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523980
>thicc milky elf in comfy sweater
>now that she has over a dozen daughers, all she wants is to cuddle all the time
>holds your hand whenever possible
>couch replaced with massive beanbag so she can watch movies with you and all the kids in a big cuddlepile

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524113
Moths are among the cutest and more harmless critters out there. I dunno why their monster counter part are so unhinged and evil.

>>39524184
The softest thing in that cuddle pile isn't the giant bean bag, it's that motherly hag elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524219
>Moths are among the cutest and more harmless critters out there
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523973
I like to imagine that depending on how nice the guy is, and how he treated the dark elf when they first met. The gentler she would be with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524113

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524270

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524270
Damn those are big wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524270
>>39524276
Is moth fluff safe to huff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524409
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524409
your gonna get the big dumb

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls with human women collectively hitting their billionth abortion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39519874
I'm not sure. I know I definitely wouldn't cave in to any demands or tantrums, but I think I'd be spoiling them outside of those circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best pics of Bapho-chan please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520155
>tfw ywn have a jabberwock sleep on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520859
This was a long but good read, thanks magoone
I was expecting a Voso ending, but i guess that's coming down the line eventually, this was a welcome surprise
Outside of the obvious Voso one, maybe i'm in the absolute minority but what about a rhodon ending? Even if a lot of people got fussy over it i loved your dark elf story

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524568
>tfw ywn sleep inside a jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524641
>>39524651
We're all MAD in here, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524568
That would kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524663
Mad for mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524566
Sorry, I don't take pictures of other people's kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524651
NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE BED!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520024
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524651
A wock would definitely brag to her friends that her husband can stay hard inside her all night long

[Anonymous No.]

Please anons, just a couple good pics of Bapho-chan is all I ask for!
No lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524683
>>39524704
Sorry, I was implying this >>39524695. Not the sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524721
Okay fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524561
What if your daughter politely asks to kidnap the neighbors' son?
She even brought home a good math grade that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523973
kiss her of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524746
Thanks fren, I'll use my connections to make sure you get the monster waif of your dreams!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524756
I employ the devious tactic "Ask your mother," knowing full well mother will respond with "Ask your father"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524756
I'll choose the incest route

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524795
Monster daughters are for childhood friends. NOT for incest.

[Anonymous No.]

Girls being corrupted into superpowered yanderes is my favorite kind of corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524871
Patrician Taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524871
maam, I think you're leaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524871
I'll only accept it if the girl was powerful beforehand.
None of that "deadly sick farm girl becomes a top tier arch-demon" after getting fingered by a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524921
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524921
Make it a slow burn
a complete nobody making her way to being a complete nightmare in the name of her mistress

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to never ignore your childhood friends anons.
If you do, her mom might hire the mofu mafia to "kidnap" the both of you and lock you into a room you are not getting out of until atleast 3 babies are made.

[Anonymous No.]

Twin girls that get hold of twin cursed swords

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524921
Stop ruining my happy ending. I want an inexperienced virgin peasant baphomet and I want it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524989
>no living armour with her adopded cursed sword daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525030
Wasn't that the plot of an official MGE novel?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a salamander training her daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525109
Baphomet Complex, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524989
>Far eastern merchant sells relics from her country
>Everything is fairly expensive except for a pair of peculiar swords
>They're stylish, sizable, high quality, sharp and durable yet cheap
>Anon buys them as a gift to the twins who run his local inn
>If only he knew how badly he fucked up the moment he handed that shady woman the coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525136
In order to do that (you) must be the father and make the salamander have the daughter first off

[Anonymous No.]

Tanuki that uses the catchprase "I deal in ALL wares"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525266
so i can get some tanuki milk if i ask nicely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525293
Did she stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525344
but im broke and hungry since I havent eaten in like a week

[Anonymous No.]

Looking for a monster wife
Requirements are as listed below
>be single
>exist
That is all. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525266
>>39525344
Imagine asking her what's the cheapest thing she has on offer and she points to a sign that reads "Free hugs*"

[Anonymous No.]

>monster flirts with a man with low self-esteem
>he thinks she's too good for him and shouldn't answer her advances
>she comes to a conclusion he has high standards and needs to make herself more attractive to win his heart
>rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525541
>how to make the cupid take the nuclear option

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525464
>exist
Sadly they don't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525560
What will she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525585
lock both in a room and put eros gas inside to make them fuck each other, this will only happen after she sees this like 100

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525562
>Sadly they don't...
Yeah I know. Don't remind me.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Alraune vs zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523973
>Tail
Uh-oh, that may not be an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

lolcow cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, it's probably not a trap this time. Quick hug, five seconds tops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525867
i only trust bogeys with hugs, no other monster can be trusted with hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525197
>>39525109
That was canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525867
I'd probably go for a longer hug than she expected.
>>39525877
Don't be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525877
What are bogeys again?
Are they different from bogies?
my brain is starting to hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525877
I trust minos the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525959
Bogies are the little supporting wheels on caterpillar tracks and bogeys are those things you pull out of your nose. Frankly I'm not sure why people want to date either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525959
big plushie monsters that come to sad boys (which means any sad man) and hugs them and makes them feel better and then the bogey rewards the man wiht sex for not crying. Go to the local flayer for brain hurt
>>39525966
cows are a close second

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525959
Bogey (boo-ghee) is the plush-like ogre, Bogie (bow-ghee) is the clown ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525926
All the official stories are canon if you want them to be according to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526013
IF i remember correctly they are related to onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525877

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526008
Thanks anon, also there is no way in hell I'm letting slithery tentacles anywhere near my ears.
Flayers are icky.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark mage, fully dressed as such, asking store clerks what the best pots are for potion making or where can she find a decent cauldron

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526048
that fox is a close third along with mansion fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526047
So are regular ogres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526084
They are? I need to read up a bit more

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525877
what about ratas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526104
damn near last place, they are snitches and stalkers, would not trust a tree rat

[Anonymous No.]

I just wish there was something to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526128
You don't want a jew harem where the danuki catches you with debt slavery and the rata threatens to release your browsing history unless she gets to join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526042
No, he specifically lists all fanfiction stories as alternate universe.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Story_Books

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526128
rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526155
when you put it like that..... i woud not mind them but still wont put a lot of trust on either

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526130
how about traviling trope of bogies?

[Anonymous No.]

We got any non-eygpt africa monsters yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526084
>>39526093
so they can all do the old wat are u doing in my swamp bit then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526190
and there big top is an entire town that they move

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526269
>moving town of monster clowns
thats one for the horror books

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526170
If a monster made this face to me I would absolutely pelt her with kisses and affection.
I will allows no tears, only lovey dovey cuddles and warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526282
and its big enough to have slums, a middle class area and highclass area and even a redlight district. all filled with bogie hybrids. Even the Mayor lives ain an big ass castle. The town moves with clown hands that push it out the ground and walk around

[Anonymous No.]

I love (L O V E !) jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526205
Not yet. There aren't any in the list of mentioned monsters with no profiles either, but most released girls don't apply there either anyway. I wanna see the MGE take on mokele-mbembe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526353
Bless you but what the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526335
They really are lovely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526375
A supposed extant sauropod that young earth creationists think exist in the Congo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39525464
>Oh my~. If anon is so indecisive, first to hug him gets to keep him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526353
theres also that one that was the inspartion for the jojo stand cheap trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526353
He mentioned Balrogs multiple times.
Didn't KC pretty much confirm a world guide on gods too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39524063
>>39524113
>>39524233
>>39524276
Fluffy...multi-arm...
Hugging me... touching me...all over...
Ahhhh...Ahhhhhhhh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526609
Balrogs are afican?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dumbpire wants to spook (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526691
>finds (You) fucking her adoptive fairy mom with cat ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526331
and you cqan enter for free but need a token to leave and once a man enter, it wont stop moving for a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526716

[Anonymous No.]

>visit the DL's castle as a tourist
>veer off from the tour group
>get lost
>while walking through a hallway somewhere deep inside the castle open a random door
>there is a lilim on the bed
>masturbating
>and she is facing the door, exposed, her legs spread wide for me to see
>looks me into eyes and keeps masturbating without breaking eye contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526782
im dropping my pants and gonna mastrubate as well, mama didnt raise a bitch. I will make her blush and get embarrassed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526691
>>39526716
>>39526741
That's cute.
Any man with a normal libido would go for the adoptive mom, dumbpire was doomed to lose the race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526782
Considering their power as succubi, this could only happen if (You) wanted it to happen.
For me, it's
>Take a wrong turn
>Find myself in the baths
>Lone Lilim there
>She looks up and gently smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526716
>>39526741
The fey court is a silly place

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526782
i'd imagine this happen a lot in the trainms of MGC, you enter a train and some of the minsters are schlicking off, some trying to be sneaky, others not caring, but all of them looking right at you as they do

[Anonymous No.]

do they have holidays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526985
IIRC lescastie has a holiday where koyoi goes nuclear and unleashes a fuckton of DE, resulting in a city wide sex-a-thon

[Anonymous No.]

shirohebi bogie, kiki bogie, lilim bogie, clownfish, fuck it, jinko bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526985
There is an Order celebration in the winter, comparable to Christmas. Krampus co-opted it because it's a special time of year for most humans.

I think KC mentioned Halloween, as well, on Twitter in October. Basically, most major festivities have an MGE equivalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527060
Gotta respect a man starting his own circus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526902
What's the proper subway etiquette for when you're sitting and a monster girl furiously masturbates with her crotch mere inches from your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>No wurm that likes mining caves for gemstones
side note "gemstone dragon" sounds too much like a trading card or is it just me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527143
>her crotch mere inches from your face?
Obviously if it came to that point you're supposed to stick your tongue out and reduce the distance to zero inches

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527119
all i need some is asome bogie goblin and maybe a few redcaps
>>39527143
>>39527143
Eat the delicious meal that she prepared for you, she thought you looked hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526867
>>39526888
It ends with oyakodon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527182
Dragonia has Wurm sisters running a massive restaurant/resort conglomerate. I would imagine miner Wurms is an extremely common profession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527201
As it should

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527143
put on your safety goggles

[Anonymous No.]

My record is six rings

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527372
i was once able to stack 11 buckets on the head of the final boss lilim hile she was monologuing before the fight

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527399
choco fox milk..... im drolling at the thought of having such milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527399
The jiggling. The baby bumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527393
>"-and your defeat will herald the Chief God's downfall, with her listening to the sounds of your body being ravaged as she quakes in fear and awaits the day-"
Her voice just gets progressively more and more muffled as you put each bucket on

[Anonymous No.]

Today is earth day
so heres a gnome

[Anonymous No.]

>Project Asura
>Internal Work Record
>Month X Day XX
>Progress has been slow but noticable. >The new lightweight frame developed with the Automaton research group has brought us closer to ergonomic targets than ever before. Fine motor operations also benefit from the changes in material, to say nothing of how it feels on the skin.
>Gremlin team insists on developing the shadowing system to completion for the purpose of future models. Need to consider the budget for this
>Sabbath team's continued improvements of the mana-guided empathic controls has brought us closer to a model for everyday use, but unexpected issues still occur while user is idle or distracted
>Have put in a request with the Testing group to borrow a prototype. I wonder how Anon will react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527502
then I added a roll of cheese on the last one, which summoned the large rat horde, allowing me to beat without really doing anything at all

[Anonymous No.]

I shall summon a demonic dragon god

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527553
Earth Day? But I'm on Earth every day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527553
troll n dorome is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527659
hard to beat dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527659
Reminding you of the health benefits of mudbaths. Just sit back and relax...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527672
i honestly love them becasue of the massive hands, i like girls with big meaty man grabbers for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526985
penis inspection day

[Anonymous No.]

mg figs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527737
What did she see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527725
also vagina inspection day

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527803
cute shroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527776
A member of a rival bug kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527725
please don't post off topic images

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527776
Soldier bugs don't wear horned helmets. That figurine is INACCURATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527803
HIGH AS A KITE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527840
>anon gets caught between two rival bugs
>they begin jousting for mating rights
>hours later the victorious bug staggers through the fallen trees and strewn debris to claim her prize
>then the second bug waits for her turn
turns out it was just to determine the order

[Anonymous No.]

i want to have a soldier bug as my trusty steed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527659
I prefer the gnome

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528060
would they gnome you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520859
FAT ONI ASS LET'S GOO
Thanks magus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528129
>gray sclera
it's just not the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528129
ara ara demon!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528198
Miia? You okay there?

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl do you think would help me studying psychology? I really need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528257
flayer is very good for understanding the mind, she'll even show how much she knows, also haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>39513457

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528240
Full moon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528257
Hakus are very knowledgeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528380
need me bapho neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>39517955
>human ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528380
This is genius, we need more MGE Kelly

[Anonymous No.]

Somewhere there is a monster girl that masturbates while thinking of (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528534
I hope there is multiple. I'm already storyboarding our life together for an autistic manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528534
why, does she have a gas mask fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528582
Psycho Mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528534
can harpies masturbate? i dunno, i think the trees would be covered in bird fluids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528613
Parrots masturbate a ton

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528607
made me imagine a mantis being one
>>39528637
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528644
>what
You know what you read.

[Anonymous No.]

>Iron Lung but a large mershark keeps trying to break into the submarine

[Anonymous No.]

SNEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528662
so i can expect a parrot harpy to be a masturbation addict and might even find them with my clothes sniffing them like dirty bird she is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528685

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528707
>>39528637
>>39528662
thanks for helping me write the parrot harpy page boys, can't do anything without ya. but now this picture is semi ruined by this fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528707
For a parrot, most parts of the body are erogenous zones so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528751
It can't be helped

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527047
It´s called "morning".

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528753
ok, so dont headpat or touch 'em, got it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528735
I NEED HER

[Anonymous No.]

would you hook up with a shirohebi whose made a bunch of (you) dolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528753
Would they moans be hot or a turn off?
I mean, considering that all of you have heard the chirping of a parrot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528830
Would I even have a choice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528862
Being lewd always sounds better in foreign languages

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528830
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528830
Yeah why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528886
>>39528881
And they look exactly like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528893
I don't care honestly
I get the pussy
She gets me
win/win situation either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528921
Like it should be, I do wonder if you might be able to find a single one living in the woods or something, always scheming

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528830
I'm not letting my genetic material get anywhere near those dolls. I know what she's up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528830
but my harpy wife already has a doll made of me that when it squeezes it says a dumb phrase of mine, i don't even know how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528226
I want to face fuck akko

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528994
She made a molest me anon of (you)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529014
yes. i have no idea how she got it, wonderland is really weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529117
Yeah it is, one time I remember drawing a scene, next time I opened my eyes, I was fucking a jabberwock while a wonderland nuki filmed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528877
>>39528877
you either accept or become a love doll with a spell

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I always have the same nurse when I go to give blood? I mean she's cute, even if she wears those weird red contacts and has kinda pointy ears, but she gets really weird once she starts actually drawing the blood. I could've sworn I saw her cut open the bag as I was leaving one time, too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529245
poor foolish anon....

[Anonymous No.]

!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39526985
Eros church probably has a few, similar to Valentine's/White day, international Father's/Mother's day, etc., as days for lovers to be extra lovely to each other, and as ceremonial days to find/confess to your lover.
imagine your guardian Eros Angel seeing you alone on a park bench during [MGE equivalent of Valentine's Day], so she decides to save you from loneliness on such a holy day and gift you chocolate and take you out on a date herself.

[Anonymous No.]

!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529396
>>39529409
sure is cute when the wife finds out she gonna be a mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529407
No filthy angel shall take my from my soulmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529409
Finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529438
the angel is your soulmate, knucklehead. If she wasn't your soulmate, she wouldn't be sittin' there, date-dining with you, now would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529438
Block your path

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529440
>creampied almost four thousand times and still not pregnant
I think she should get her eggs checked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529511
and half of the damn sidewalk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529409
When the childhood friend reverse rape prank goes too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529440
>3861/365 = 10.5 times per day
Those're some rookie numbers. No wonder she's not pregnant yet.
>>39529517
Do not bully the old powerful monsters! You're gonna make them cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529517
It's ok now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529550
their tears make great lube to keep on going

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529526
And ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529594
she a fat and sinful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529606
Not her fault if god made her like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529617
then god is good, and imma take her to sleep on

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529617
God didn't, eating too many twinkies did

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529638
i bet her and a jabber would get along just fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529638
>>39529636

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529699
i would like her but i like the creepy angel more

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528807
And she needs you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529737
Mutually assured dependance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529750

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire stole your last image again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529777
Squirt gun goes squirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529777
cheshire is cringe and old

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529777
She can't keep getting away with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>only page 9
Can't wait for the next eight hours to be dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529798
The feline fears the clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523973
that's a paddlin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>39523397
That (probably slightly off-canon) description actually makes Hellhounds sound pretty cool and ups them a couple tiers for me over the memeshit thread version I've been associating them with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39527894
that's why it's a figurine and not a real soldier bug, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529826
Yeah, threadhounds are kinda shit, but the profile girls sound alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529826
I'm pretty sure they can't go FTL under their own power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520859
Those wyvern twins were very cute. Nice story Magus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529853
Historically accurate soldier beetle figurines are highly sought collector's items, but most are based on nothing but rumors and imagination due to the beetles' secretive ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529117
Nothing make sense there, so

[Anonymous No.]

>>39521202
>"Yahhooo, Anon! Over here!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529933
just imagine trying to ignore them but yukari just gaps you over to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39529945
Right on her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530060
>she starts playing with your hair as she starts talking about whats your name, what is a boy like you doing all alone
>She tells you how dangerous its out there, especially at night
>all the while she starts touching you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530095
Only she can protect (You) from other youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530127
what a wonderful woman, so noble that she would protect a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39520859
Naisu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530127
Liar, she’s got even more youkai at home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528380
Ironically in the manga version of Twilight Princess Link really falls in love for and kisses Midna

[Anonymous No.]

>Lilims, liches, baphos, etc are allowed to stop time and blow, fuck and tease their boyfriend as much as they like in class
>But when I get a scroll of time stop to lick my ushi-oni bully’s clit during her presentation the lilim principle shows up and gives me a month of detention

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530408
>bapho schoolgirl
>prove you're "worthy" by letting her try your yo-yo
If you want to get a baphomet, you got to play smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530408
>imagine needing a scroll, I just bribed my local bapho with an oniichan and she gave me a ring to do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530408
Because Ushi-Onis can't stop time. You should have waited for some Bapho or Lich to bully you and beat them at their own game.

[Anonymous No.]

Send oppai medical bapho, I have a stomach flu and need assistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>39528685
what snack does snek like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530493
Beef jerky

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530458
>Stop time to molest lilim
>Lilim stops time also
>And much longer than yours as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530504
at most, i'd use ti to cheat on tests. if I want to molest a lilim, i'd just put a bucket on their head

[Anonymous No.]

Stop talking about time stop. You're making me have ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>stop time
>tell childhood friend you love them while patting their head
>resume time

She will never know

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530463
The oppai medical Sabbath fervently believes in healing though homemade cooking, cuddles and massages.
I think you're better off seeing a real doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530611
Can they at least send soup?
The fever is dying and now its just waiting for my stomach to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530596
>She blushes as time resumes
>Tells you that she felt really great just now, but doesn't know why

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine using time stop for whatever only to be raped mid-stop because there are hag magicians wearing just shirt and panties in the vicinity with full knowledge of time magic and the time mechanics dictate that if an outside party stops time they will be immune to its effects, meaning they can and will do whatever they want to you in the open city while the police won't be able to stop them for their monopolization of (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530737
>lilim principal notices
>makes you werite an essay on why you love your childhood friend
>then makes you read it in front of class

You can never win

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530765
Why does Principal Lim insist on not letting their love play out naturally? Always has to interfere and embarass poor anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530792
because she never experienced love herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530815
thats it, Im kicking down the door and asking her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530815
Maybe if she would stop pussyfooting around and finally ask out the math teacher she's been crushing on she could change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Torn between buff girls and soft girls
This is a difficult life, I need a pair of monster sisters where one can be buff and the other soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530836
>ask her out
>she freezes up
>visible eye twitch
>leaps over to her desk
>pulls out a bottle of ovulation drugs she had stashed in there for years
>chugs the whole thing

You shouldn't have done that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530878
>Anon goes his local gym
>A shredded Oni is doing some insane weighted squats
>A pudgy Oni is walking on the treadmill while munching on a protein bar
>Both of them look very similar, they might be twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530894
>chugs the whole thing
she should slow down, got to have a proper date first before the breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530878
Red Oni
Blue Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530894
>says she wants to feel love
>wants to skip all the way to the end
damn virgin-chan, wait a bit and at least lets go on a date or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530906
Yeah, I'm taking them both.
I need it.
Twins make it great, especially like this.

>>39530911
>The trick is that the blue oni is the buff one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530908
>>39530928
Clearly she wants to feel the love growing in her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530957
she will have to settle with the delicious dinner we will have at a romantic restaurant and then taking her home and maybe sneaking a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530957
now thats why she was avoided for so long.... I might need an eroos angel or two to help cause I want to give her the very experience of what leads up to that. I want to take the awkard prinpal out on a date, watch a movie or two, make out in the theater, and go home to do it again tommorrow all the while trying to keep our relationship hidden

[Anonymous No.]

>>39530992
>>39531002
>edging her like that while shes on fertility meds
>letting her save up even more eggs

Anon you better pray you have weak seed and mamono mana didnt get to you yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531028
I dont mind having lots of kids, what I do mind is her trying to get to the good stuff without any love dovey buildup like eros intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531044
The more you build up the love between you, the higher the chances of her getting pregnant become.
If you complete the full romantic route then she's guaranteed to get pregnant on the first creampie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531028
I'm sure she will be fine, she is getting the vanilla loving experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531044
>>39531065
>>39531066
She will be full on crying by the end of it.
She will also refuse to let go for several hours atleast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531044
>Eros angels tying the lilim up carrying her around
>Forces her to experience a nice dinner date
>Then a night at the fair with you winning her a plush a lilim
>Having your first chaste kiss while she attempts to tongue rape you
>Finally after a week of lovey dovey dating you share your first times together
>Still tied up forced to go at your pace
>When you cum the binds disappear
>Get raped by baby crazy lilim while your sperm gets raped by her eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531092
>implying I aint holding back either for that hag
Desire and passion is a two way street

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531092
>>39531112
Careful there.
She might get mindbroken and force you to rub her belly all the time while rubbing herself against you like a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531092
>your sperm gets raped by her eggs
I think someone needs to go through another Birds and Bees lesson with Ms. Haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531157
imagine getting raped into nonexistence to create a baby. Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531157
I'll just hold Ms. Haku's hand until she gets pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531150
So for a bit, I can be the princpal? It will be very easy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531196
messing with ms hakus feelings is a paddling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531239
I just wanted an excuse to hold her soft, gentle hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531157
>Anon knows he needs to put his PP in a girl's hole to make a baby
>Nobody told him which hole though
>One thing leads to another
>He is now convinced girls get impregnated through their tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531157
i think i need a more "hands on" lesson with miss haku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531381
Nothing wrong with that, just make sure to cum outside.
You wouldn't want to put the teacher on maternity leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531335
What about all the species that don't have tailpussies? How does he explain them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531401
but she wrapped her legs around me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531422
The storks take care of those.

>>39531428
Leglocking students is strictly against the rules. That haku will suffer severe consequences, such as a full day of pay being docked off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531472
Im telling my local eros church what they did

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531157
anon you don't understand, monster cells are predatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531489
>Eros union workers forcing the school to not only allow leglocking, but also give generous bonuses to teachers who get impregnated by students

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531504
if that were true, they would be no way to have a child with a monster

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire is made to be raped with love. You can't prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531539
I'd still rather anally rape a Cheshire from behind while using her twintails as handles.
That's what she gets for using mid 2000s' memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531555
All Cheshire's holes are baby holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531562
I do not consent to a Cheshire teleporting my semen into her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531575
Ejaculation is consent.

[Anonymous No.]

Bogies are made to be honked all night long, no amount of cheshire propaganda can sway me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531599
I would love to have both of them but if I had to choose... Cheshire first. No propaganda, just facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531621
explain yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531630
Since I took magical shrooms, I can't take my mind off the Cheshire. She can teleport, have fluff, play some prank... I'm not crazy but I think that she will come sooner or later as long as I wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531678
now what about them both? as a hybrid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531692
No, both as 2 wives. Pranks and sex would reach new levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531715
now that would be good, i can also see them pranking each other a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531715
Would they prank each other or would it all be focused on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531725
A private circus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531741
all for u, and just imagine the smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531738
If I had to choose, no focus, it would be way more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>Approach sleeping Wonderland mouse
>Gently run fingers through her long hair
>Sniff her hair
>Kiss the top of her head
What happens next?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ComicGaira/status/1517076037565583360?s=20&t=CjCxpKfkN625zEU1M2N4fg
hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531808
>removing that delicious bush
AHHHHH, IT HURTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531599
>Anon searches for Cheshire porn online
>Clicks on the first video
>"Fat bottomed cat no so smug after a dozen creampies"
>It turns into a huge jumpscare 10 seconds in
>Bogie appears in Anon's room
>She's wearing purple cat ears and a tail buttplug
>Violent rape happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531822
There is something extremely depraved about a girl getting shaved down there.
It's almost like she loses some of her innocence along with her bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531829
how much you wanna bet thats how modern bogies get you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531927
How much you bet monster girl porn sites demand you make an account to data harvest you for hungry rata farms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531922
I feel you. A good bush just makes a girl even better and also it would horrible after a day or two
>>39531947
now that would be horrible. I would just put my likes in a woman and stuff in my wallet as a bussiness card

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531947
Just use my login so they don't steal your info guys.
username: cheshfucker69
password: cheshpuss
This is NOT a trick and is very safe for us human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531947
Just a few visits on MonHub and you'll get disturbingly specific ads
>Inverted nipple Holsts with bangs and who like Gundam near you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531976
stinky kat
mines better
Username:WOCKeralln8
Password:wurmnboogiedown2442

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531997
...Inform me of the location of this holstaur.
I need to figure out if she's a dirty Zeke lover or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531976
Well this seems legitimate. Thanks for the help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531976
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531997
So i can find creepy gloomy girls whose made love dolls of me wearing my gas masks? Who also have a big collection of them as well as a big knife collection as well as other weapons, even a TANK, j-just asking for a freind, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532028
get cheshed nyahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531947
>search up fat magical hag porn everyday as well as human boy gets raped by an entrie train car
>wake up the next morning in a train car filled with hags in ill fitting magical girl outfits

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37914232/chapters/96237910

[Anonymous No.]

>>39531947
how much does my taste go for on the rata black market

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532161
Thanks for the writing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there crazy monstergirls? Like don't-stick-your-dick-in crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532279
Wonderland is about sticking your dick in crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532279
hebis and wisps

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532279
Alice if that's not your very specific fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532330
thats more anemisa

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532279
I love the Atlach-Nacha so much. Besides really liking the chaos transformation stuff, I love the concept that they are crazy from the irritation and pain from their venom but you and you alone are able to heal her and restore her kind personality. It makes me want to protect my wife and make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to make a hellhound a hell Pomperain in the sense they get as fluffy as one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532489
>Sex hair hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532489
>4ft tall but even more aggressive than regular hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532504
and her hair covers her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532511
Just because you can't see her eyes doesn't mean she doesn't see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532340
In any case she's one of the few monstergirls that I'd consider a hard no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532580
and you cant tell if shes eye raping on the train

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532590
>behind those bangs are the eyes of a rapist
>Beware Anon, for she could be looking at YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532598
Sound like the perfect opportunity to lift those bangs and stare directly into her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

how old is too old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532620
never a thing, too young tho, i dont date gals under 100

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532620
17

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532608
>Build up the guts to go over to the hellhound
>She just watches and, in one smooth motion, you lift her bangs and stare deeply into her eyes.
>eyes that are hidden behind swirly glasses.
>She's fighting back laughter as you just stare in confusion before being pounced.
You fool, you've fallen into her trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532598
>she is thinking about all the cute dates you two can have
>>39532654
I have a gal for you, old Eirin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532655
>imagine not lifting those up either and giving her a good frenchin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532620
Beings created at or before the dawn of the universe I feel would be a bit out of touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532680
That's the sabbath out then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532620
12

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532680
Monsters didn't exist at the dawn of the MGE universe. Humans existed for a long time before monsters and were too powerful so the original chief god cursed them (being hero an incubus is just a return to the natural state of having no limits) and created monsters a a predator to keep their population in check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532659
>I wonder if he'd like me more in a backless dress or Something more casual.
>I mean, I guess that really depends on if we go out or not, a good steak would do the job but maybe just meeting up at my place for pizza would be fine.
>Huh? Is he staring back at me? He must be wondering if I'm thinking of raping him or something.
>Good

>>39532670
She'll call it a draw while a nearby Merrow shouts out "You go girl!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532708
I see you're a devil bug fan,

[Anonymous No.]

I want a living doll wife

[Anonymous No.]

I had my first lucid dream, in which i was riding a horse (something which i never did in my life aswell)
Is a Nightmare trying to tell me something

[Anonymous No.]

>>39532995
You're a horsefucker, harry.

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED MORE SHOG

[Anonymous No.]

I need a kiki momster maid

[Anonymous No.]

Muerto

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533274
Knock on the vampire's coffin to wake her up so she can play with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533274
dèd

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533114
need desperately

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533286
But I like messing with her by singing romantic yet sad pasillos in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533321
Come on, that's when she actually wants to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533354
and she annoys me back with her gothic music at night as payback, we're neighbors

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533274
>>39533287
YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533409
>>39533409
y? she a very pretty lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533409
i want to fuck death herself in the anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533409
dies she have jade like skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533409
death is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

dragon girls love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533870
That they do, although its hard getting up and out of bed in the morning when pinned to the hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533870
why are they raping me then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533870
They do, that's why they place you at the top of their hoard pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39533971
To have your daughters that will love you too

[Anonymous No.]

what's happening on this weeks episode of monster magical girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Been thinking about those sleep mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534124
the new krampus girl is cute, cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534124
The Star Magic Wonder Monsters have to defeat the Infidelity Wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534124
the girls raid anon's underwear drawer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534124
NICE BOAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534124
they have to stop evil Dr Anon from mixing hair removal cream into the mofu conditioner

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534158
https://files.catbox.moe/pwf6yk.jpg
Looks like they failed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534201
someone gonna get skinned

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534201
I'm going to commit murder

[Anonymous No.]

>get proactively "married" to a hellhound
>spend says at her home doing typical newlywed stuff
>eventually convince her to go to your house so you can get some of your things
>she enters your bedroom
>she jumps into your bed
>your scent and mana on the sheets, blankets, and pillows overwhelm her canine nose
>she instalosses in your bed
>a look of pure extreme bliss is on her face
Do not underestimate the power of your smelly bed. It'll make most mamono lose damn near instantly, even the non-canine species

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534245
i sleep on a sleeping bag on top of bed with a weighted blanket, always fall asleep without fail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534262
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534275
sorry for that, just went autopilot on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534245
oh god, is this the new meta? lure the monster in your room then dash out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534303
It's the new meta for defeating monsters that are hard to wife or hard to establish dominance over.

Needs to be used with careful planning though. You'll only have one chance at this because from that point on, it'll be both of yours bed, and she'll be more accustomed to it

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about Runya Runya, anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534533
puni puni pawpads

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534545
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

what does the fox say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534589
>Yin yang tofu mofu.
Also a slurry of lewd noises at various times of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534589
>Anon is so gullible, he actually thinks I am 3000 years old! Fufufufu....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534627
i qould never marry a fox like that. either she comes clean or leaves with a clean hand

[Anonymous No.]

humans boys are NOT rape bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534627
[spolier] She's actually 30,000 years old[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534654
Ultimatums over trivial shit are an enormous red flag, she'll probably be fine finding someone who's not a sperg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534668
just imagine a fox that old.....im just drooling

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534686
>Lying
>Trivial shit
Good job outing yourself as a sociopath that a monster would never touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534844
In the same way that a surprise party is sociopathic lying, sure thing mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534881
>Comparing a lifelong commitment to a surprise party
You didn't even try to grasp for straws, you just picked up whatever you saw lying on the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534901
It's her age. It's of roughly equivalent importance to that, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534911
>A-Age is just a number
You're either a pedophile or a woman, either way you're not welcome here

[Anonymous No.]

are we gonna really do this? just over a dumb joke I had

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534925
Speaking of grasping at straws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534942
The difference here is as I've already dismantled your argument, I am simply insulting you. There is no need for me to continue positing forth examples as your own are weak and impotent, much like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534939
Someone just wants to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534986
damn fucking homosexuals

[Anonymous No.]

>>39534925
Bapho, lock this anon in the loli mindflayer chambers at once!

[Anonymous No.]

both of u faggots will alp

[Anonymous No.]

wish i got post a hag
she would be in a dress two sizes too small

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, do not disturb kots napping in the sun.
Its an easy way to find yourself in the sights of an angry feline.
Yes, even if that belly does look like it needs to be rubbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535358
im smacking a cheshire bum

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535358
wake them up by rubbing their tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535358
Is it physically possible to rub a cheshire's tummy or will she always teleport away before you can reach it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535405
If she is awake and does not desire it?
Impossible outside of casting dimentional anchor.

If you sneak upon her though? Then you may be able to...for half a second before she teleports away.

>>39535383
Then face the angry cat.

>>39535371
Then face the lewd angry cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535405
just do a fake out by reaching for the ears and pivoting towards the tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535421
angry? more tummy rubs then

[Anonymous No.]

https://mangadex.org/title/b10e0e2e-1470-4f1e-843a-c0a8f52efb06/utakata-no-minato
New fishfucker chapter out. His date with Day Mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535456
Very nice.
I am in love with anglerfish girl

[Anonymous No.]

nureonago though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535766
slimewife is a very good girl- just doesn't get as much attention as the 'showier' mamano

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535766
good slime wife

[Anonymous No.]

what would a whale girl look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536086
Ur mom

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls rape men. Get over it, slut. Monsters win, men lose. Just cum and give up, she will be in charge of your life for now on. It's a monster's world, and human men are subservient.
This post was sponsored in part by the Dark Elf's International Male Slave Trade Association

[Anonymous No.]

i would like to amaze the pharaoh with a slinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536118
>Author of this article was caught committing hand holding and chaste kissing with her lover in the back of her office
>she denies any vanilla romance accusations
>her lover, a Mr. Anon had this to say:
>"Yea I love her, I love me some chocolate elf"
>more at 11

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536118
That seems really rude. I don't think I'd want to be with monsters that talk to me like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536118
>Femdomshit