Monster girl thread

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Bully the shorties!

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>>20750455
Okay quick Everyone. Give me (and Anti-monstergirl people for the sake and reasoning of converting them) ten good reasons why living in a MGE Demon Realm is good. Be it a Green Demon Realm or a "standard" Demon Realm or Pink Demon Realm.

(No mentioning or using the Royal Makai)

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Your new wife is a chimaera based on your zodiac sign and chinese zodiac animal. What is she and how does she behave?

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I like cerberus's stuff

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>>20750468
Congratulations, you have released crab monkeys into the world.

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>>20750474
Speaking of cerberus, but has a anyone ever made a Cerberus monstergirl? (Preferably with only one human head.)

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>>20750468
>Lion
>Tiger
Manticore Jinko?

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>>20750489
Would she have puppet hands she talks to?

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>>20750468
Some sort of archer tiger hybrid... I don't even want to know where this goes.

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>>20750507
No. She would have jabberwock tentacles that are thicker and with fiercer dog heads, that she would then have cutesy tea parties with.

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>>20750490
Or a very muscular sphinx.

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>>20750519
Both sound pretty fine.

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>>20750522
Bear in mind that ligers are gigantic.

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>>20750538
Like what, seven feet? I'm almost like that so I don't have a problem with it.

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>>20750519
Gonna give her a riddle.
Whats big, buff, and gonna get cute kittens?

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Oh what fun and whacky and crazy things can one do when one has Lilith's Panacea?

Tell a might exalted female hero to drink it? Drink it yourself to become a Ubermensch Incubus?

Pour into the national water reserve to corrupt the lands and monsterize as many people as possible? And one of the effects and results may includ turning the freakin' frogs lewd?

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>>20750468
>tiger goat
I'm imagining very beefy baphos and a fitness sabbath.

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>>20750474
>Parasite slime
>Goblins
>Sahuagin
Nice to see some of the low profile monsters getting some exposure

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>>20750468
>Cancer
>Dog
Not sure if I can pet a crab but I will try
Also looks like "Chimaeras" are some kind of shark

>>20750538
Ligers are literally unable to be in the wild because of how heavy they are, do you want a giant pet waifu?

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>>20750468
sheep crab

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https://i.imgur.com/isZWyNG.png
I wanna get drunk off of pregnant familiar kisses.

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>>20750468
>Leo
>Year of the rat
Not ok with this combination. I love mice for the same reasons I don’t like lions and other proud species, so having half of her personality being that of a kind I don’t like at all, it’s be a big deal breaker.

Would much rather just have my mousefus instead. Besides, chimeras are weird as hell and are only for closeted harem-fags. Why have a chimera when you could just have an actual girl of each species instead? You could still spend time with one of them at a time if you like, but you could also do fun group activities together and get to have sex with all of them at once!

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>>20750468
Gemini and Tiger. Conflicted as i dont really like harems.

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>>20750569
Point and laugh

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>>20750468
>Libra
>Dragon
>A Dragon with an Anubis's personality

Guess I can't slack off and play vidya all day again

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>>20750582
I worked very hard for that gear pls respect

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>>20750596
>https://i.imgur.com/isZWyNG.png
I don't know what mobile trash this is but I bet you bought most of it. As expected from a smelly Baphomet poster.

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>>20750570
I posed the question to encourage creativity and maybe get someone to consider a kind of monster they might like but never thought about. I kind of forgot about MGE chimeras and their MPD gimmick. I just meant a combination of different things.

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>>20750596
I wanna do so many unholy things to that bapho.
I want that bapho to do so many unholy things to me.

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>>20750612
It's not mobile and i just showered.

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>>20750612
>>20750631
Actually it does have a mobile version but it isn't for consideration.

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Are scythes powerful magical weapons? A lot of high level spellcasters use them. Could I?

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>>20750638
Stop

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>>20750620
>Chimera with MPD heals anon with MPD
Why has this not been done yet? Traumatic experiences can result in this in children and can go unnoticed for years. Can a writefag get on this?

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>>20750654
>This shithole of a thread
>Having writefags
lmao, they all left years ago for /monster/ and TFT.

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>>20750659
>/monster/
>not dying
Have fun with having half the active users you had this time last year and dropping down the board rankings.

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>>20750455
A public service announcement from the Sabbath and a Baphomet:

>"Destroy the child. Corrupt them all!"

That is all.

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>>20750455
She must be a huge OP fan to get a tattoo of Kaido on her back...

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>>20750659
I suppose I should write something.

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>>20750707
>ywn watch shounen anime with a Dragon

feels bad man

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>>20750468
>Lamia waifu
>Cancer and Rabbit me
Sounds more like I’m prey for her.

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>>20750538
Oh my!

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>>20750733
How would you introduce your waifu to anime? Through porn, unity?

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>>20750748
>Show waifu collection of my handholding pictures
>Deletes everything since it's just too lewd

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The fuck is this little humie bitch so sad and mopey about!? He should be glad and happy he has a loving moth waifu and moth daughter dammit!

>"But he's trapped forever in the shed and a fake changeling that looks like him stole his life as he is raped by two girls forever!"

Shut up! It's a good ending for him and he should appreciate it!

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>>20750787
I agree, although I could appreciate if the moths moved to another place. A shed is boring, to say the least.

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>>20750787
Dude epic meme lmao

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>>20750787
I can’t tell if this is ironic or not. But moffs are officially bad girls now.

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>>20750659
Iron beast is still here anon

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>>20750831
>>20750832
>>20750854
I guess the Moths and their boy toy clearly need [Spoiler] lamps. [/spoiler]

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>>20749149
The cunning Tanuki at Winterstown Trading Co would run a sale on a VR headset + VR ready cuddle pillow, but only the Yetis in town will receive the flyer about the sale. Nuki needs a new fur coat and this VR sale will surely do it!

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>>20750879
Delete this.

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>>20750879
>moffs are such bad girls that they break spoilers now
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>20750880
>Not trying to get as many buyers as possible
Why?

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This is your new wife

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>>20751009
She's certainly dressed for it, but where's her whips and candles and ropes and clamps and other wife-tools?

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>>20750947
When the other residents of Winterstown see the line of 100 Yetis outside Tanuki's shop, they're going to be interested and see what's so exciting. Then the Yetis will tell them all about this wonderful, magical, fantastic device that simulates cuddles and comes with an optional heated blanket add-on for the pillow, Tanuki doesn't have to spend a dime on advertising when the Yetis can do it much better than her! Realistically Nuki's waiting on her White Horns to get more shipments of cuddle pillows in before she sells out, those damn Tsuraras keep stabbing their pillows and all the stuffing comes out

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>>20751039
I want to be a new kid who moved to Wintertown after getting in trouble in the big city, staying with my estranged uncle who married a Wendigo and runs restaurant now.
Over time I would form social links with quirky locals and together we would take on the many urban legends of the region!

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>>20751052
Fuck, doing persona-esque stuff in an mge environment actually sounds really fun.

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>>20751107
>ordering a Large Meal at Papa Wendi's has increased my Guts!

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>>20750468
>aries, dog
>so ram, dog

Well. Ignoring the ram part and just going with "sheep" and "dog" I imagine they would have dog paws incorporated into their hands, with a bottom half like a satyr. Probably horns curling around dog ears as well.

I could see her acting brave and barking at lots of possible dangers, but if something genuinely spooked her she'd probably "ba~ah" really loud and faint.

If it is a ram does that make it a monsterboy, or a futa? A ram is an uncastrated male goat.

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>>20750468
>Pisces, Rooster
Uhh... flying fish?

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>>20750468
>Scorpio
>Horse
CanI just write this one off as a Girtablilu, and avoid the horse pussy?

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Is it safe to assume despite their fearsome and demonic appearance. Demon Realms and even the Royal Demon Realm most likely has a nice, calming and soothing background music/theme song?

Something along the lines of link related?

>https://youtu.be/dnSTV5DEiEI

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>>20751052
>>20751107
I am fond of this idea, but cannot write it because it would lead to establishing Winter Town's major landmarks in a way that would interfere with people's imagination.

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>>20751148
That feels like a weak reason not to write something anon, especially in a thread like this where there are probably as many different headcannons/interpretations of mge-land as there are anons in the thread. Are you sure you aren't just lazy?

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>>20751159
Okay so I'm being lazy. I also don't feel like coming up with all those Tarot associations.

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>>20751119
Papa Wendis probably has a literal portal to the Meat Dimension

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>>20751181
>Meat Dimension exists
Gentlemen... I have a proposition.

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>>20751174
I want to be pulled into a Trumpart's card.

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>I wish you where an olympic level gymnast!

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>>20751201
>where instead of were
How would a jerk-ass genie twist this?

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>>20751201
>>20751208
Granted. She is now in Brazil in the ruins of the 2018 Olympics. Prove your love and go find her.

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>>20751212
The things a man does for love...

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>still no tomboy Valkyrie to take to the firing range
>or get wing-wrapped by
>or be made to lick her abs by
>or to have my dick worshipped by
>or to tease when she wears girly clothes
>or to make into a mother

Fucking KILL me.

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>>20751228
If I kill you in battle, you might get a Valkyrie!

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>>20751237
It's just crazy enough to work.

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>>20751228
Don't forget you're also a faggot on top of that.

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>>20750659
I'm still here, though.

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>>20750468
>scorpion rabbits
that's lovely. hopping around really high, stinging stuff really fast and shit

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>>20750490

>Lion
>Tiger
>no Bear

oh my

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>gary was a knight guy
>didn't consider himself special
>at least it pay is good
>monster invasion happens
>Lilim gavers the city folk in the central plaza
>"life wont chance much for you, all I ask is for one person to step foward"
>where is the knight you call gary?"
>...oh fuck

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>>20750468
>Gemini
>Dog
I don't like my options

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>>20751339
Please write properly.

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>>20751370
No

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I want to spank a loli Hakutaku with a ruler!

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>>20751442
>not a loli hakutaku measuring your dick with a ruler and giving you a shit eating grin

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>>20751543
>not a loli hakutaku measuring her lower stomach with a ruler

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>>20751543
>>20751549
>”Just as I expected, there’s no way that will fit. Perfect~”

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>>20751568
It'll fit.

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>>20751388
limerick time!
>there once was a man called ben
>he ran a pirate shit with his men
>monsters dragged the ship down
>but he did not drown
>and now lhe lives in a krackens den

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>>20751574
>>20751568
Lolis are for stretching

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I want to marry a cute pure angel

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgbox.com/g/USNjb3C0TK
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 77. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru and Danbooru.
This concludes the weekly report, standby for whenever the other guy decides to post this month's archive.

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>>20751685
>minotaur full nelson
>that jinko
>those loli dragons
Some real gold in there this time.

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>>20750468
>Gemini Monkey
A double Kakuen. Monkey with powers of another monkey. I'm not going to see anything but her butt for rest of my days, aren't I?

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>>20750468
>Pisces
>Goat
I don't know.

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Greetings from /an/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSuJ0Y_6kvM

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>>20750468

Virgo and dragon. Wouldn't that just be a virgin dragon?

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>>20750468
>gemini
>tiger
Perhaps jinko twins that function similarly to kamaitachi?

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>>20750468
>gemini
>pig

Sounds like I'm getting identical twin horcs, one dom and one sub. Each one has a switch, though, so sometimes I'll get manhandled by the both of them and sometimes they'll both just bend over.

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>>20750468
>Pisces
>Dog
A Mer-Anubis.

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>>20751757
Hello newfriend, please enjoy your stay while the thread is still nice.

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>>20750468
>Aquarius
>Horse
So a Centaur Undine? That's kinda cool.

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>>20751758
The cutest, sweetest, most gentle and innocent dragon. She worries about hurting you when she hugs you, and turns bright red when you hold hands.

She thinks that because you kissed her at nighttime, she's going to get pregnant. Take responsibility!

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>>20751798
Sounds like a kelpie.

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>>20751543
>>20751549
>>20751568
>>20751574
>>20751613
*hymen-ripping noises*

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>>20751805

Can it be a wurm? I love wurms.

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>>20751816
Cute, clueless wurm! What a sweetheart.

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Loli Hakutaku must be the most know-it-all, little-miss-booksmarts around. How long can you endure a little girl giving all the answers to questions not even asked and correcting your mistakes?

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>>20751246

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>>20750468
>Sagittarius
>Rooster
Its a "domestic" breed of Hippogriff. Skilled in archery and unable to fly, so more of a glorified egg laying horse that bawks and clucks.

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>>20751869
I want a mature one and cheat on her tests.

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>>20751543
>She has to switch to dial calipers

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>>20751984
What a fantastic way to attract the ire of a horny cow.
Bonus points if you scribble 'taku porn in the margins.

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>>20751757
I thought that snakes didn’t have very good hearing?

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>>20752001
I think doodling dicks in books is enough too. Or on the tables. Teachers LOVE that.

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>>20752003
Snakes don't have external ears or ear drums but they can feel vibrations in the ground.

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>Vampire countess adopts a young human boy
>After seeing several supposed heroes come and challenge his mother, the boy says he wants to get strong so he can protect her
>The Vampire dresses him up in a smaller version of typical adventurer gear and takes him around to the other undead nobles
>He challenges them to a fight and his mother secretly stares them down until they agree
>He always wins with his little plastic sword, and the other nobles begin to enjoy the little game as well when they see how happy it makes the boy
>One day another group of would be heroes comes for the countess, and she tells her son to wait in her bedroom while she sees to the guests
>He doesn't listen and comes out to confront them, pointing his little plastic sword at them and shouting at them to leave his mom alone
>The party convinces themselves that the boy was kidnapped, and quickly snatch him and attempt to flee
>The countess' shriek of anger could be heard for miles, and the party was never seen or heard from again
>She later burned down their home town, reasoning that its existence had become more trouble than it was worth
>She also hired an instructor to teach her son how to fight, and years later rumors of an unbeatable swordsman known as "The Blood Knight" due to his ornate crimson armor spread throughout the area, discouraging anyone from making another attempt at the Vampire

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>>20752147
I can’t imagine the level of anger a monster would feel in that position, thinking her little boy was being threatened. She probably went full Hellsing with seals off.

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>>20750468
>Gemini, sheep
So Either I'm getting twin weresheep or I'm getting a two headed weresheep.

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>>20751685
Woah this one is good. Those gazerfag and dragonfag comms are great.

[Anonymous No.]

Awoo!

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>>20752450
I wonder what the animal MG would do if their human started to mimic their sounds

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>>20750468
Earth dragon Sagittarius.
Gold dragon centaur?
Seems pretty strong but not my style.
>anon and his incredible waifu trying to woo him

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>>20752461
>No no, you're doing it all wrong. Here.

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>>20752487
>Been watching scary videos on you tube like ghosts in forests, scary noises and strange creatures.
I won't go near a forest near here in case the awoo gets me.

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>>20752510
I want the who who to get me

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>>20752510
Awooo it back

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>>20752461
>anon's cat wife nyas as he scratches her ears
>anon does his best to mimic her
>she sits up straight and looks anon dead in the eye, clearly not amused
>"I know my mom can be a bit of a hard-ass but that was a really uncalled for"

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>>20752147
Tfw no mg so I'll never have a smile for my waifu to protecc

[Anonymous No.]

>Be big brother Anon
>Little sister is a Shirohbei
>She constantly calls me "Onii-chan"
>Always have to tell her I don't speak Parseltongue
>One day mom and dad are going to visit the old shrine mom worked at
>Mom doesn't want sis to come cause she might drink the Kool-aid
>So it's just me and my little sister
>Thankfully she knows how to cook as well as mom
>And clean as well as mom
>And generally just take care of the house as well as mom
>But there's one problem. Dad always made it clear for sis and mom to stay out of my room, and for good reason, he passed on his porn collection to me as did his father to him
>And mom already found part of dad's collection so she took it upon herself to burn every last page, then burned dad with that weird blue fire bullshit
>He likened the destruction of his archive to the burning of the library of Alexandria
>After that he cleared out the rest of his collection and handed it to me, it had everything from Angels to Zombies, Valkyries to Apophises, he also told me that none of the women in there are my ancestors so not to worry
>I even added some of my own collection to it, mostly Ushi-onis, Arachnes, and Jorou-Gumos
>What can I say, I'm a leg man
>After fighting off my sister's attempts at "cleaning" my room she seemingly gave up and left saying "I'm going to go play with my friends"
>Later that night I didn't hear the sound of chopping vegetables, or cooking meat, only the sound of cicadas and cicada girls who won't shut the fuck up about how much they want dick
>Eventually when I seems sis wasn't coming home I pulled out some of my collection, more specifically the one labeled "Spiders" to just beat it
>I put in some headphones to drown out the cicadas
>Just as I was reaching the edge I see my door visibly shake
>Then again
>When I finally manage to cover myself, but cause the photos to jump up into the air, the door bursts down and I see my lil' sis and the neighbor's Ushi-oni daughter standing in the threshold
>It takes a few seconds for them to realize what's going on when the lil' Ushi notices the photos of her race in much more compromising positions
>Sis notices this too, and is practically burning with that blue fire
>I prepare the bucket of cold water I keep for such an occasion but to my surprise sis doesn't attack me, but her friend
>Sis yells at the top of her lungs "I wont let you steal my brother!"
>They quickly begin drawing blood on each other, the lil' Ushi blackened blood spills over the floorboards mixing with sis's blood
>I put on a pair of underwear and quickly run to the bathroom turning the shower on, making sure the water is cold
>I then return to the pair with the bucket of water I kept in my room and splash it over them
>This weakens my sis long enough for me to tear her away and throw her into the ice cold bath
>The look she gives me is on of betrayal, sadness and anger
>When she finally falls asleep I turn the water to warm
>Look back to see the lil' Ushi looking over the photos while her wounds start regenerating, leaving nary a scar
>"I think this one is my aunt!"
>She shows me a image of a particularly buxom Ushi-oni
>How about we keep this between us?
>Her eyes light up like Christmas trees
>Not like that!
>I clean up any leftover blood on her and rub alcohol over any deep wounds that haven't fully regenerated
>I shoo her out of the house as I put away my porn and prepare for the worst as I hear unmistakable slithering behind me
>I'd sooner die before I give up my father's and his father's collection to my sister

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>>20750468
>Scorpio
>Monkey

Terrifying. Smug Monkeys shouldn't be allowed to use poison!

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>>20752531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNMwRH5UGYY
Of course, that's when your cosplay-looking monstergirl belts out some freaky sound no human throat could ever make and stares at you with a shit-eating grin.

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>>20750489
Bollocks commissioned a loli one from Melon.

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>>20752461
this would work with a cheshire with a clear trolling intention.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Tritonia’s personality but need a girl with a big booty. How do I rectify this situation?

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>>20752620
>cicada girls who won't shut the fuck up about how much they want dick
>”DIIIIIICK, DIDIDIDIDIDIIIIIIICK”

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>>20752776
Acquire taste for slug butt

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>>20752776
Just have her take a polymorph potion every other day. Cute walking slug!

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>>20752776
Monsters aren't clones. They can have different personalities. Pick some girl, especially something extremely variable like a vanilla succubus, and give her whatever personality you want.

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>>20752794
Would sound proof home

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>>20752843
Some behavioral traits can be linked to species

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>>20752794

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>>20750468
>lich
>Sagittarius
Lich centaur sounds like my wife did one to many experiments.

[Archivefag No.]

https://mega.nz/#!HrQEESBI!yKJVq0UPTEIJJiaUYuoU4qcBmX00LWDu_clmNS8JPNU
Password is MGE.
Alright, it took way longer than usual, this thing should've finished uploading 5 hours ago.
Anyways, Booth ain't taking my credit card for some reason, so ya'll can't get two subpar doujins/image sets/whatever they are. If anyone feels charitable, here are the links.
https://kaint.booth.pm/items/146958?utm_content=work-new_items
https://booth.pm/en/items/132475
Be sure to look forward to next month's delivery. Maybe there'll be some interesting shit to add. Probably not.

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>>20752854
Quit being racist.
Personality is more based on the individual and how they were raised than their genetics.

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>>20752897
>11GB
Oh baby

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>>20752854
>Pick some girl, especially something extremely variable like a vanilla succubus, and give her whatever personality you want.
Like I said pick something generic and make her whatever you want. People act like the Nacho is the only way to get a verbally abusive femdom monster if they hate the transformation aspect but while they may not have the internal venom making them do it but you can add personality trait you like to other girls. They are not identical clones of each other not to mention most entries are pretty generic on purpose,with exceptions, to allow you to make your own character.

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>>20751685
>loli dragon in a micro bikini

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>>20750468
>Virgo
>Sheep
Looks like the only sex I'm having is low impact cuddling in the missionary position

[Anonymous No.]

>>20752897
>>20752939
but what is it

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>>20753023
The archive from the old wiki plus copies of various MGE published works and random stuff like the old making of translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750468
>Taurus
>Wood Dog
Sounds like a down to Earth, loyal, patient, reliable girl. Can't wait to get a taste of her warm milkies!

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>>20753067
>Taurus
>Dragon
Some sort of Holstaur, Dragon hybrid?

Horns as big as her titties most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750468
>Taurus
>Dragon
Some sort of Holstaur, Dragon hybrid?

Horns as big as her titties most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753140
Cowastraza

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>>20753140
>”Uwaaa, my milk has lifegiving properties, Anon. I’ll let you have some if you help milk me. These things are getting too heavy!”
>words cannot do justice to their enormity as you nervously approach the docile pleasant Cowdragon

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>>20753140
Anyone want to start a Dragon Cult and worship this titty monster Dragon?

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>>20750468
>scorpio
>sheep
comfiest manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>20751798
We have a Seahorse girl

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>>20752913
i'm just sayin that in the case of mg's their physical traits influence how they interact

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>>20751280
>stings you with its poison
>you fall to the ground because you can't move
>chimera breeds with you like a rabbit
>?
>profit

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>>20753288
Same with humans, but you've got to give them the benefit of the doubt.
You could totally meet a genki scientist sea slug.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me Shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753381
i wanna squeeze a shog so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753381
Multiple?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753409
ALL OF THEM

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>>20753397
I want my shog waifu to replace my entire wardrobe so she can tease me and take care of me even as i work. Or even she can just give me a venom symbiote style suit that can change form into different clothes at my command.

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>>20753397
I want to discover that I've been living with a Shoggoth my entire life and she's been raising me from the shadows thanks to a pact she formed with my great great grandfather!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753381
Shogs are in the top five Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750489

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753442
Everyone knows that wife slime is the best, though.

[Anonymous No.]

what species is your waifu and what does she usually eat besides the usual fluids that gets traded during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753477
>>20753442
>>20753397

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>>20753459
My personal ranking is
Dark Slime
Shoggoth
Bubble Slime
Red Slime
Nureonago
Slime Carrier
Slime
Humpty Egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753488
what does your shog eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753477
Dark Slime, and lots of demon realm fruits and mushrooms. I'll pour booze on her sometimes and take advantage of her when she's drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753495
unwanted pests

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't save images from the wiki
fukkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753477
Crow Tengu. She has a fondness for rabbits and rice, and other Zipangunese meals.

[Anonymous No.]

What has no legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753524
they're shit anyway since anything lewd is censored and you have to source it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753524
Refer to this >>20752897
Or this https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753547
A man, since his legs don't work because of the love making from last night, so he has to start moving around during the afternoon and the only "leg" he needs to worry about in the evening is his penis!

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>>20753572

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753477
Dragon, lots of meat and she loves spicy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753587
God I wish that were me

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>>20753477
Night Gaunt. She doesn't really eat unless it's for the magical effects. I like to imagine feeding her a bunch of raging mushrooms and using a bunch of silent love incense to change things up. I also really like corruption fruit with the ability to raise semen production and a monsters ability to absorb essence through their skin closer to how they can through their normal holes makes me want to have us both eat a bunch of corruption fruit and cum under her slime suit. Coating her completely white underneath her black latex body.

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>>20753618
>silent love incense
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753623
>Demon Realm Herbs
>Silent Love
>Contrary to the name “silent”, this room-filling, sensuous, and passionate fragrance makes the bodies of the man and woman intertwined in the room burn from within and heat up. Stirred by the passionate fragrance, the two will seek one another's bodies, frantically indulging, and without the composure to speak, they will lose language. Then, only wet noises and moaning remains, adding to the obscene atmosphere. Having sex under the effects of the fragrance that's so passionate it causes them to sweat even though they aren't hot probably fully satisfies the bestial lust of monsters. It's recommended for monsters who want to spend a passionate, indulgent night of sucking one another's bodies dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753587
Well was I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753587
That's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753669
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753715
nice, so when do I get my sphinx wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753477
Energy drinks and pretzels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753745
Monster girls are working around the clock on a way to cross the boundaries of all reality just to send you a Sphinx wife. Estimated delivery date is 01 Feb 2041.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753770
I’m not getting mine until 2/22/2022

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753770
Why can't shoggoths do anything about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753770
i'm getting mine at 12/31/9999

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753683
the perfect size

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753801
It's not a simple universe hop we're talking about, they're crossing whole realities so that you, in every possible timeline, get a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753757
That's not a good diet.

[Anonymous No.]

I love KCs petitegirls. Some thing about the way he draws those tits gets me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753924
Like little dollops of bonus love. Houri is the same way!

[Anonymous No.]

I really want a kikimora to guide me to bed after a very long day of work and headpat me while I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753944
Yes. KC has really given me a fetish for most boob sizes. Only one i still dont care for is DFC, but thats fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753924
What happens when a woman finds a genie lamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754064
that's in her profile dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>20752620
Would there be a ring of boys to protect the local porn stash?
>Look like a team of drug smugglers
>Get kids hooked on loving Houri handholding impreg porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754037
>poutingbapho.mkv

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754030
>Kiki in her long dress sitting on the side of a bed, gently stroking her sleepy master and smiling warmly
Heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754105
It's alright anon i can love delicious flatties enough to make up for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754126
>Wow Master! You summoned a Devil! Can we keep her?! Can we?! Can we?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750659
Soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754105
Even normal Baphos can be more detailed than a plank of wood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754064
Can women monsterize into genies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754128
devil is the perfect addition to a loli harem so you have nice warm meals

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754134
I need more smug Baphomet stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754105
>every single member of a species is the same
Look at this fucking retard. Also a book was litterally released a few months ago with a titty monster bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care if she is lvl 1, I want to sweep a porc off her feet and marry her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20751685
I know it's been said before but this would be far better without all the /d/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754198
it's an actual archive not a collection based on personal taste or quality

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754182
I want to violently rape a h'orc in front of her band and make them wait their turn to get dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754214
would she be offended if i pat her tentacles and give her an eskimo kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754126
Come on, that devil is anything but flat, and the familiar looks like she has something going on there too.
You people realize that there are cup sizes between AA and H, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754218
>wanting to fuck downgrades after a h'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754182
>>20754218
Behold your terrible fate! Gaze upon it and weep you lovers of pork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754231
i love her even if she has a little bit of hag flab

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of jobs in the mge world are perfect for a human man to take up if monsters excel at everything a man can do. i don't want to be poor with no food and no clothes and no home

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754232
All must fall before the cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754234
I'll dive into that and marry both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754252
baphomet is so calm cool and collected that she doesn't usually associate with sex often to focus on pertaining for the sabbath's goals of her followers enjoying a sexual life! baphy is so selfless and amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754182
>Be high level fighter
>Fought a dragon with my bear hands and won
>Out drank an Oni and her twin sister
>Fast enough with a blade that I can even give a Kunoichi a run for her money
>Smart enough to out-wit a Baphomet in a game of dice by cheating
>Clever enough to recognize when to run away from a battle against a Lilim, which is every time
>And charismatic enough that I convinced a church that I was the hero destined to defeat the old traitor hero and have them give me the keys to the armory, the angels weren't happy when they found out though
>Visiting my home village where it all began
>Remember fighting off a pack of wolves from the livestock
>Saving little Timmy from the well and those shota stealers
>And most importantly fought and defeated a camp of P'orcs
>Was my first real achievement since they actually knew how to use weapons and tactics
>Though I just ran circles around them till their endurance training started to show, or lack-there-of
>Remember how sweet their bouncing tits looked like when they chased me around
>I visit the old camp and see it's deserted besides one P'orc, the old leader of the camp
>She's really not that old, none of them were, they were all teenagers with her being the oldest and nearest age to me
>Take a seat by the campfire just to see her face
>When she turns around she draws her weapon
>"Y-you!"
>Yes, me
>She tries to strike me, but I easily deflect the blow causing her to fall onto the ground face up
>"If you're here to finish me off, then do it! My comrades already left me in disgrace and now I'm all alone"
>Are you sure they just didn't move back into town after you guys were finished playing brigands?
>"Shut up"
>I then notice her breasts, those same breasts from when I was young man
>They've only gotten bigger
>Fuck it, I can't hold it anymore
>As she tries to get up I pin her to ground
>"W-what are ya plannin' on doin' to me? If you're going to finish me then just do it!"
>She looks defiantly up at me
>Then she notices my pants are undone
>"Y-y-you w-wouldn't d-dare"
>Oh I would
>Hours later and I'm princess carrying her back into town back into town and into my old home, were my parents still lived
>My Holstaur mom notices me carrying the P'orc brigand up to my room
>"Don't you two dare ruin those sheets, I just cleaned them!"
>S-shut up, mom, you can't tell me what to do
>I can see she's got the eyes of Minotaur for a split second, then softens up
>"I'm just messing with you two, now go upstairs and make me some grandkids"
>We enjoy another night and I quickly put my capital gained from adventuring to build our own house and eventually we have our own little band of brigands ourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754272
>Hey boss, we're goin' out "recruiting," you wanna come?
>"Busy"
>Geeze, you're never gonna find a big bro with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

if i take my little imouto's doll, punch a in its crotch, slip a onahole in there and drop the doll into a bucket of goopy black shit, do i get a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754272
I really liked that about the Sabbath leader baphos.
Made them seem more real that they had focused on their jobs and interests to the exclusion of finding a husband.
Now they have to not only play the dating game, but survive their own filtration mechanism of an organization full of lower power single women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20753924
I was happy to see that body type return with genie. It's one of the reasons I liked the Wisp so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754297
punch a hole*

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754282
Fantastic and adorable. And I bet that P’Orc was waiting during all your adventures, hoping one day you’d come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754288
familiars are for hugs and marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754297
a doll would turn into a living doll if it was cared for and exposed to DE, no need to punch a hole when it'll grow it's own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754282
>Daughters ask one day how tough mom was back in her bandit days
>she looks at you with the poutiest face imaginable, completely at your mercy
>ruffle the girls hair and put on a dramatic voice
>”Well girls, your mom was the toughest, meanest big pig this side of the country! She could run circles around the other girls. It was a miracle I just barely beat her and her wild gang of terrifying mercenaries!”
>a choir of ‘yaaaay!’ goes up from the daughters, and you smirk as you notice your wife giving you the ‘I want you to ravage my tits like a man possessed tonight’ face

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754182
>Shiggy Piggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754288
>bro
i think this might deflate the penis if a loli said that to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754383
You may want to stay clear of Momonika's Sabbath then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754301
Yeah and the it’s nice that out of the last four, both the myconid and genie have had that type. Not that I am complaining anout the titty monsters we also are getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754388
i intended to since the idea of their onii-chans doing all the work so they can play doesn't appeal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754339
Gonna give that porc wife another daughter to tell about her mother's old chief days

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754257
Househusband, camwhore, host, etc.
It's impossible to be destitute, men are on easymode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750455
goddess ilias bless me with your holy radiance.

[Anonymous No.]

wife's ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754509
The heck is with this creature.
It's like a fox, an elf, and some latex slimes got caught in a teleporter accident and kept all their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754525
cute floating eyeball demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754509
I honestly forgot gazer had ears.

>>20754525
It's his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754541
What, you thought they didn't have ears at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754549
Not really, I don't think her ears were shown that many times in the hundreds of pictures done of her, so seeing her ears just reminded me she has them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754549
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with loli monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754611

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that, even after you're sore and tired from a long day, you can't let your wife stop you from getting snug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754611
I want to spank a little werecat till she cums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754620
What's the Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754620
should i accept sabbath pussy in my life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754642
I want to get soul married to an Alice so I can make love to her essence every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754611
whoa. are you sure about that, dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754645
The official monster government organization dedicated to various avenues of magical research but also lolis. Lots of them.

>>20754655
Ultimately up to you, but they're willing to present some compelling arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754669
oh okay, i was afraid i would mostly likely be forced to have sex with little loli girls if i came across a witch, familiar, devil, redcap, or the dreaded baphomet. glad i have a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754679
They're mostly looking to make willing converts.
I say "mostly" because Kuroferuru's branch exists, and they're extremists. Luckily, they're also mostly confined to Lescatie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754509
Damn that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754443
>Man desperately wants to be successful and provide for himself in the MGE world
>Doesn't want to be a camwhore, or live off of NEETbux or even patreon bux
>Goes to school to get a degree in medical science while working as a lab assistant intern for a Lich
>Luckily she was already married, but her Zombie slav- servants were not
>Years of the Lich trying to get him and Zombie together so she could see how fast the process of a Zombie to Wight would take for your average man
>His internship ran out and thankfully she provides him with much needed experience and a good number of references, though most of them can only manage simple sentences
>And though she did try to hire him full time, he saw what she had planned and didn't want to press his luck
>He gets another internship through a fortune 500 company, ruled by a power hungry Apophis that just completed a successful hostile takeover
>Didn't want the husband of the former Pharaoh boss so she decided to hire a slave boy, aka intern
>And while he wasn't a boy, he did look good in a tunic and nothing else. As the Apophis put it
>He knew he needed the references so he put up with it until finally finishing it and happily denying a full time position as her "assistant"
>For his final internship he decides on going for a more practical job
>Shining gold for a Dragon
>He made sure she was married, so there wouldn't be any complications
>And there wasn't, it was an easy going job where all he had to do was shine the top layer of gold as the Dragon was much more interested in her real treasure and not going through ever single coin
>But like all good things, it must come to an end
>When winter break rolled around the Dragon's daughter also came back from studying abroad
>As you can guess a young man hardened underneath the boot of both a Lich and the, uh, tail of a Apophis is no stranger to manual labor
>Especially menial labor that requires repetitive tasks to be done a thousand times over
>But to a Dragon seeing a guy shining gold is like openly saying you're available
>This is doubled so when the Dragon mother ordered him to shine her daughters gold as well, and she just so happened to walk in while he was working, with his shirt off since her daughter also had a pool of molten gold running through her hoard
>Luckily he finished his work just as the Dragon's daughter saw him
>Those eyes of her's looked at him like he was the greatest jewel ever
>But he still wanted to forge his own destiny and ran out of there and managed to quit the job thanks to "accidentally" twisting his ankle in a pile of gold
>He soon finished his schooling and with years of experience under his belt, numerous references from esteemed and well known monsters, he managed to get... nothing
>Not even a letter back
>He always wrote a cover letter, organized his resume so everything could be easily found, and even re-put the information in websites numerous times over even though it was so clearly on his resume
>Hell, he even made multiple accounts on their websites just so he could apply
>He went back to the Lich who held his first internship and showed her his resume
>He swore he could see her crack a smile
>Then she proceeded to show him her resume, from when she just graduated
>Years, if not centuries of tutelage under masters, internships that stretched into lifetimes and not mention the fact that her references were that akin to, and if not, Lilims
>After realizing that the only way he's gonna get hired is if he's eye candy, a diversity hire or becomes a lonely boss' bitch boy
>It finally crashed down on him that he did all this for nothing
>He promptly said 'fuck it' and left to go innawoods
>At least there he doesn't have to worry about debt or job or any such thing
>That is until the Kunoichi debt collecters start visiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754645
mge's version of satanism. except there's no satan. which sucks but atleast there's witches and fun-to-pet familiars. also there's a 1 in one trillion chance that you could actually stand next to the famous baphomet herself in the flesh which is a bless-filled glory itself. the chances of having one as a wife though is exponentially higher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754695
I want to snug Bapho-sama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754699
Not if I fug her first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754691
Getting raped by a pack of extremist witches and familiars sounds pretty nice, especially if it ends with getting a very aggressive harem who all insist their loli bodies are the most enjoyable to sleep with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754694
It's crushing reality sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754645
>Cue the Sabbath Introduction song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754695
>"There's a one in a trillion chance you'll stand next to the great Bapho-sama!" hears Bapho-chan across her crystal earphones as she reads longingly through a magazine of powerful bachelors.

[Anonymous No.]

Had a new office lady waifu commission finish, it came out really nicely I think! She's great, I want to be her secretary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754729
I want Bapho-sama's autograph!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754721
i wish kc wrote an incredibly lewd song about lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754734
The ankh in the middle makes me want to break the seal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754734
I wonder if that anuboss would be willing to let me eat her out from underneath her desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm nothing, NOTHING like my mom and or dad! ... Bleh, bleh, bleh...

>t.a Dhampir in her moody teen phase

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754746
She's got some lickable thighs and tum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754734
That outfit is not company policy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhYRk4cZFVw

I can never get over how much KC's silly little goat girls are modeled after an MMO boss from my youth.
Gonna snap magical tree branches until I manage to summon one. Bonus if she was in the bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754694
I'm probably going to say that computer engineering might be the last field where a guy could reasonably compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754760
And expose yourself to all those unkempt thirsty incels?
Good luck not getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Pleiades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754760
>Gremlins exist
Sadly, no chance.
It sucks because I'd be down for "reprogramming" a few automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754746
Stop posting this terrible Dhampir art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754765
Oh fuck off not you again. Go back to being banned you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754734
I want to bend that anuboss over a table to pound her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754764
>Really into computers for my entire life
>Can't wait to get a job after being unemployed for so long
> Ace the interview even though I felt an odd sexual tension from the interviewer
>First day on the job, woke up early and made sure to look extra nice. Even a confident stride in my walk
>Step through the door and all eyes on me, muttering and even a bit of giggling. They all look like they shower maybe once a week.
> They all come up to me and demand that they have lunch with me
>All of them get really touchy and hands on, not even sure what is even touching me

Can I go to Human Resources or am I still screwed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754779
Gremlins would stick more to robotics. At this point your only option in order to become market competitive with monster girls would be to rip off most of your flesh and become a cyborg.
>Deus Ex, except with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754802
It's all in the numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>Invited to a ball in an undead kingdom
>Why did they even invite me? I don't know any undead
>Ah well free food
>At least I hope they have food
>Do undead even eat? Or do they just survive off of semen?
>Put on my nicest pair of anti-rape jeans and non-anti-rape T-shirt
>Jump into a cab and tell the cat girl cabbie
>"YO HOMES, TO DEAD AIR"
>Surpisingly the cab was just a normal cab with a monster girl driver
>She didn't even try to rape me
>Usually they're just rape cabs that suddenly grow bigger on the inside and you find yourself in the middle of 2 Onis who paid good money for a hubby to share
>But I ain't complaining
>I pay the cabbie and she speeds off leaving me in front of the charnel house
>A gargoyle ushers me inside and the most extravagant party before me unveiled, I pushed past the greeters to find the most important object
>Food
>And while the food is... unique, and by that I mean this is the stuff you hear about in history class, or that your grandparents make, lobster, caviar, kippers, sauerkraut, boiled meats, and turnips
>But beggars can't be choosers
>I take up a plate pushing aside ghouls, zombies and dullahans
>I find a seat by myself and start eating like a ghoul starved of cock
>Just as I finish my food a Zombie Dragon drops a whole tray of food on the table
>Not just normal food but semlas and with a whole bucket of hot sweetened condensed milk
>Just as I try to get up so I can escape this death by diabetes the Zombie Dragon sits me back down
>"Sorry, mistah, but mistress said to make ya blood extra sweet tonight!"
>She force feeds puff after puff and washing it down with milk
>Thank god my pancreas has built up a resistance from all those years of drinking Holstaur milk
>But even I have my limits, and those limits include almost being choked to death by an overzealous Zombie Dragon
>I woke later feeling sick as i look around
>I'm strapped to chair, a need is stuck into my arm drawing blood out into a wine glass, and I don't have any pants
>Damn I really liked those pants
>A Vampire walks in from the dark
>"Fufufufu, I didn't imagine that invitation would work"
>Wait a second, that isn't a Vampire
>"Don't tell me you don't recognize me, my sweet bully?"
>She's a Dhampir from next door that I used to bully all the time, because she was a shut in
>She didn't even have a weakness to the sun, she's just a NEET
>"Now time to sample your sweet, sweet blood, Anon"
>I swear I didn't even do nothing that bad to her besides banter and taking the piss outta her
>They should put a warning sign designating which monsters are bully-bait
>She press a thumb into my arm causing more blood to flow out filling up the wine glass completely
>She takes one sip of my forbidden cherry sauce, and I mean quite literally cherry sauce cause of all that sugar
>The Dhampir then falls over face first
>Dear Goddess I think I killed her with a sugar overdose
>I then notice a wet spot form on her crotch as she lightly convulses
>Did... did she just pass out and cum from drinking my blood?
>I try to scoot the chair to the window so I can kill myself but the chair is bolted down
>But I do succeed in loosening the straps
>I escape into the night using a snack tray as a way to cover my indecency
>I finally reach home the sun hanging high overhead
>As I rest onto my couch I notice two things out of place
>One an insulin needle on my table, and two red glowing orbs shining in the reflection of my TV and a female figure to go with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754764
Unironically you'd be safer with the incels just because they're too socially awkward to ever pull a move and you'd outpreform them just by the sheer fact that wouldn't be distracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754801
Anon, in monstergirl world Human Resources is a completely different department from how we know it. They'll just remind you that the contract you signed WAS to be screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754695
Bapho mouths are to be made into cock socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754822
her cunny is my tongue warmer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754830
I wonder if bapho cunny tastes as good as it feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754822
Well, the original text from that monochrome image is
>[Baphomet Mouth]
>A small mouth is an organ to resupply magic power.
>Thanks to their small height Baphomet's mouths are at just the right height to take in onii-chan!
>They are even good at chanting while devouring onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754835
I bet Runya has a hint of strawberry.

[Anonymous No.]

so do monster girl gamers think that guys don't play vidya? i wonder how certain monster girl species react to a guy talking to the mic in-game

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754837
Imagine the garbled spell chanting as she's deep throating onii-chan's dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754805
You have a single fact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754822
I like that when you grip the horns it's committal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754830
>>20754835
>>20754841
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754847
Yeah...
Number one, that's terror

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754841
but what does ropu taste like?

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>>20754846
>the spell that is chanted increases onii-chans's dick in her mouth.

WAIT. OR BETTER YET

>baphomet rapes onii-chan because she can't control herself anymore and wants to take his viriginity
>he can't get hard because he's not into banging children
>she chants the dick-growth spell with his dick in her mouth to get him hard and successfully rape him
i'm a genius scenario writer lmao

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>>20754841
A lite vanilla scent and taste to start, and as she gets horny and wet, her juices have a hint of strawberry

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>>20754865
I can't imagine not wanting to bang a baphomet

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>>20754863
wet dog

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>>20754863
Savory but it's the pheromones you can't taste that you should be concerned about.

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>>20754807
>>20754694
Just stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754877
Eat shit faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754875
Eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754875
i'm gonna huff precious puppy pussy and nobody can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754881
It is the Beast Sabbath, not the sleepy library sabbath.

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>>20754888
get out of here you kdf you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754892
>furshit
Die

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>>20754897
You new or retarded and new?

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>>20754900
Siths stay gone.

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>>20754904
Retarded and new, got it.

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not-okay posters and newfags will be punished by being tossed into the pit of hellcores where they'll learn their lessons.

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>>20754900
Is that not a muzzle on her face? It’s a straight line from her nose tip to the top of her mouth

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>>20754910
oh shit their part ushi-oni. that's even better

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Valkyrie respond to her childhood friend, that she's certain will become a knight and become a champion of justice alongside her, suddenly lost all interest in martial arts and started learning how to be a wizard?

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>>20754912
it's an oddly drawn nose with shading

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>>20754908
Cry harder furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754910
I want to grab hold of that chain and pull at it while eating her pussy and getting my dick squeezed of every drop I can muster by her tail pussy as her claws dig into my shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754912
>>20754927
you also failed to notice the bare ass and thighs paired with her horns behind her ears indicating it's fucking ropurotto

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>>20754912
It's not.
If KC's drawing a muzzle (see Cu), it's got an extremely obvious button nose.

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>>20754921
She can work with that, not as bad if he lost all interest in being a fighter completely and fell into a pit of depression.

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>>20754817
I just wanted to work with computers, I never asked for this. I really don't want to have everyone in my office be my girlfriend/wife/fiancee

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a Phantom, but she treats your life like a musical instead of a play with the perfect song playing in the background for every occasion.
>Wake up fully rested after the previous night’s intense lovemaking sessions
>Smell bacon cooking and hear music playing downstairs
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=6_aqeCDk1Yk
>Get dressed and ready for the day as you bounce along to her selection for this morning.
>Perfectly timed like always, you come downstairs, kiss her and hug her during the musical interlude as you wish each other good morning.
>Maybe it’s power of suggestion, but you just know you’ll have a good day whenever you wake up to her soundtrack

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>>20754947
>musical
You have no idea how hard I would try to kill myself.

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>>20754954
Maybe that’s the wrong word for it. Neither of you are signing, she’s just like an omnipotent DJ magically playing the perfect music for your life.

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>>20754960
Am I aware of the music?

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>>20754970
Whatever you want.

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>>20754973
Then I'm gonna make toast while taking a bath

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>>20754979
Bath toast is the height of luxury. Good stuff anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754979
Anon please. She knows how excited you are to live an un-life with her, but no need to be so morbid.

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>>20754888
Such a dumb hat. Silly pupper.

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>>20754995
I'll make sure not to leave a body out of pure spite

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>>20755005
Spite's a bad one to use. Strong emotions during death leave you attached as an earthbound spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755005
Perfect. That way there's no way a lich could interfere between your immortal souls living together

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755000
it was a gift from ropu that accommodates her ears!

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>>20755045
She looks ridiculous

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>>20755052
if i giggle will she call me baka onii-chan?

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>>20755027
>>20755030
She's not getting sex for a month.

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>>20755073
Almost definitely, but if she finds out you want her to call you that, definitely not.

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>>20755105
Alright anon, thanks for sharing. Are there any other comments from the class?

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>>20754947
Depends on the sync levels.
If she just likes to have music running, then it would be alright.
But if our lives could be walking music videos with every moment reverberating across the beat of our heartstrings?
This is literally, unironically my personal power fantasy. If I had a superpower or isekai bonus then "music video" would be up there with immortality and limitless perfect memory.
I'd wouldn't stop believing, ours would be a sugarsweet symphony.
Like a DJ with the fire, we'd tear up the dancefloor in a raver's fantasy.
You couldn't stop the rock 'n roll that spun my world right round.
My bitch would work it faster, harder, and stronger than anyone. But that's alright, I like it rough.
She'd get pumped up with kids as we danced in bed all night to our hot limit.
I'd be her voodoo chuuni, to discover what a lovesong is in harmony.

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>>20755168
I never knew how much I wanted to dance with my wife until this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59JFycoBhnI

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>>20755168
That sounds about like what I was trying to say. I think it just got muddled because I was trying to stretch and connect it back to their theater inspiration. Maybe this would be a different monster like a Muse?

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>>20753454
Why is there a Kermit in her tail?

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>>20755224
She's actually an Orthros, not a Cerberus.

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I like to think about how different a song would be, in the context of MGE, or how romantic a song would be in the context of your waifu playing it for you while going down on you, or vice versa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4ePJZgRnzo

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755232
But Kermit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754694
>Zombie Slav-servants
I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755261
Cheeki breeki from beyond the grave!

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>>20754694
>>20755261
>Zombie Slavs

"Cyyyyyka Blyyyaaaaat"
"Bliiiiiin"
"Kurwa"

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>>20755288
>Locked into a squatting position due to faux-rigor mortis
>Refuse to get up until their husband gets down on their level and kisses them to give them mana
>Its not enough for them to stand up, just enough to get into cowgirl position

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755294
At least that one on the bottom gave up while she was ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755294
In the land of the dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw stressful night at work
>tfw no hellhound to be my big spoon when I get home

[Anonymous No.]

There's always a bigger cow.

[Anonymous No.]

Just found this on Pixiv, any other new gremlin stuff recently?
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=72961880

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>>20755459
Such sharp teeth! Gremlins are fluffy little ankle-biters that take apart your toaster to find out how it works!

[Anonymous No.]

I like lolis and I like femdom-y/"take the lead" girls, who would be the best for me? Also I want a girl with pawpads cuz I think they're cute and I want to feel them every day

I'm thinking baphomet, or a loli/Pedomorphosis Cheshire cat

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>>20750468
>Scorpion Dragon
>flying scorpions

Humanity is doomed.

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>>20755502
Go with the cheshire. It'll be worth it for those moments she cuddles up with you, closing her eyes, and smiling softly as all is right with the world, all while purring in your lap, gently falling asleep. Well worth her teasing, playfulness, and occasional Wonderland degeneracy if you ask me. Also you don't have to worry about any obnoxious goat yelling

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755511
>Bending bapho over the bed so hard she bleats and becomes a mere goat

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>>20755510
Is it true that russians love MGE?

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>>20755517
There are entire groups dedicated to MGE on VK, the Russian equivalent to Facebook.

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>>20755511
>>20755516
I wonder if Bapho-Sama would be ok with sharing me with a pet loli cheshire cat

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls in the Armed Forces... Your thoughts?

What Monstergirls of MGE make the best infantry, Marines and Spec Ops?

Should I sadly assume that Monstergirl grunts would also make dick jokes, draw and scribble penises in restroom stalls and guzzle down on adhesives out of sheer boredom?

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>>20755532
Well of course, it's just a husband, his wife and their pet cat. Completely normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755532
>Implying you won't be the cheshire's pet instead

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>>20755525
Thats interesting. I wonder why?

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>>20755540
Women shouldn't serve in the military. Their bodies aren't built for men's work.
>t. High IQ person

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>>20755548
When you live under the oppressive regime of a gay clown, you begin to long for something different.

[Anonymous No.]

I want haku-sama-sensai-hakase-chan to teach me how to destroy familiar cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755543
Completely!
>>20755546
>Implying bapho-chan wouldn't keep the cat inline
I want Bapho-chan first! Then pet cat!

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>>20755564
>Implying you won't be both of their's pet

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>>20755572
I wouldn't mind it, but I'd still like to get my own goals done in the world, not just getting waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755572
Sometimes I picture a Baphomet dominatrix who has her onii-chan wear a gimp suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755540
>Marines
Wurms

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>>20755540
There's the Wolf Legionnaires of the Roman Empire.

Since when Romulus and Remus were raised by a busty CC Wolf Girl.

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>>20754694
Maybe, just maybe a world of magic, afterlife and mythical creatures doesn't inevitably progress into an antiutopian American corporate cuckoldry?

Also put piles of shit this big into pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be pursued by an incredibly chuuni Kunoichi. The kind that strikes bizarre poses and has names for all of her attacks like [Shadow Shuriken]

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So can monsters give birth to human men/women? I'm wondering how it wouldn't be plausible for a future to exist where all human females are extinct and only incubi and their wives remain. Monsterized human women like witches and dark mages maybe could?

I'm a bit new, I'm sure this is prob the 100000th time it's been brought up

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>>20755607
>kunoichi falls from a rooftop in front of her target, eyes closed and hands crossed dramatically
>gives a long, elaborate speech detailing her achievements and those of her entire bloodline
>tells her target to prepare himself, complete with dramatic eye opening and action lines
>target has long since left and caught his train home
>kunoichi sulks and dejectedly walks to her target's house, taking solace in the fact that at least he'll probably have a bowl of hot soup waiting
>as usual

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>>20755562
Haku teaching people how to "deal" with monsters as her daily job. Usually sneaks in lots of innuendos and invisible air quotes to fool peopling into laying instead of slaying or avoiding. How surprised she would be if a guy approaching her just asks how to pound monstergirl till she is a mere bloated, drooling mess?

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>>20755596
I wouldn't copy paste a link to read something this small

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>>20755554
>t.Butthurt Order Infantry

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>>20755628
It's very rude to leave during a Monster's 'I'm so great and powerful' speech. Just ask any Dragon.

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>>20755613
99999th, next guy gets a free drink
Monsters make monsters, the MGE story is that the war they're waging is to gain the divine right to birth incubi.
For now they're fucked because every monster regardless of original gender is half succubus from the Demon Lord's mana and they can't make more men.
In MGE there are still plenty of human realms though.
Consider it something like the prime material in D&D. Despite everything in the monster manual being able to level a village, there are always villages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755596
It's one post retard, it's the same amount of posts it would have taken up if they just posted a pastebin link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755634
She proclaims you as her star pupil

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>>20755640
I never played dnd, the fuck is "prime material"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755554
>Humans shouldn't serve in the military. Their bodies aren't built for monsters' work.

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>>20755638
I don't know, bullying MGs is pretty high tier joy.

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>>20755646
The world where everything happens that isn't hell or fire land or magic space or whatever.
I'm just saying that demons are a minority despite their efficacy in converting people.
Around the time gremlins were added, KC threw in some fluff about how the Order of the Chief God had technology to diffuse or subtract demon mana.

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>>20755638
He already listened to her practicing it when rhey were eating breakfast that morning. She has a really long bloodline, and there are only so many hours in a day!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want a monster to tickle me?

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>>20755649
>A mans place is in the home! If we send our husbands to war what could we possibly be protecting at home?

[Anonymous No.]

>the Demon Lord and her Husband do occasionally get into arguments

>"Honey! How could you NOT condemn Mashiro Kusanagi of Zipangu!? She and her daughter essentially held a young man against his will, they bribed a changeling to look like him to assume that guy's life AND they are still holding him against his will. Forcefully fornicating him!"
>"Awww c'mon dear! There've been many cases like this before brought to our court and all of them resolved with OUR blessing. It's not rape that Mashiro Kusanagi and her daughter are doing. It's pro-active dating!"
>But don't you think what those moths are doing are just a wee bit too much even for our pro-active dating policies goes? I can tell the look of horror in that man's eyes when you told Miss Mashiro and their daughter that they can continue keeping that young man in their tiny house, IN OUR realm!"
>"Awwww honey don't do that pouty face please???"

But in a more serious manner. Kinda good to know that the Demon Lod and her husband, despite being love gods in a way and being a married couple. Still get into arguments from time to time and occasionally. A very normal IRL thing in the world of MGE.

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>>20755655
>Chief God had technology to diffuse or subtract demon mana
So do I take this to mean that they can "de-monsterize" a monsterized woman then?
>>20755640
Also, is there a good place to read up on the lore for MGE? currently reading the chief god page on the wikia, seems close enough for now

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>>20755540
Cuddling inside the tank with the Hellhound tank crew after the missions!

>>20755585
>These crayons would probably go good with some jalapeno cheese...

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>>20755638
>Anon is tired of all the speeches these Monsters give.
>While adventuring is accosted by a lowly Mouse Thief.
>Gives a sigh of relief, now he won't have to listen to a 2 hour speech of some Monster telling him how great she is and how he should be kissing the feet of such greatness.
>The Mouse clears her throat.
>Proceeds to give a long speech about how great a thief she is, how she can steal the stars out of the sky and the heart of any man she pleases, but she's decided to take Anon's heart and steal a kiss.

There needs to be a skip button for these things.

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>>20755670
I think they just mean they can prevent the spread of demon realms or even cleanse them. I imagine cleansing ambient monster energy is compatibly easy so long as there aren't powerful monsters actively maintaining it.

On the other hand de-monsterizing a transformed human would probably be a bit more complicated then just removing the demonic energy, since that would require somehow actually reversing the transformations done to the body.

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>>20755668
I do like KC's way of giving us info about MGE's world. It feels like I'm a little kid reading a history book or an actual encyclopedia and finding out about the wonders of the world for the first time.

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>>20755688
>demon realms
Where can I get more info on this?
From what I've already read from bits and pieces from world guide 3, it makes me think it's sorta like the corruption from Terraria, or like the zerg creep from starcraft?

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>>20755670
Wiki is pretty good; Monster Girls Redux is the active translation community and thus has a bit more.
They've got the third world guide mostly translated and a bunch of random fluff like interviews and tweets.

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>>20755683
>gremlins invent a button you can use to subjectively increase your experience of time, intended to be used for long speeches
>claim it's still in beta and could be buggy
>skip through your hakutaku professor's filler before she gets to her lecture, a kikimora berating the cleanliness of your living space and suggesting you hire a maid, and even a meeting with a demon pitching her entire contract to you
>it's a little annoying having to press the button to skip each individual sentence but otherwise it works like a charm
>suddenly accosted by an owl mage
>smugly bring out the button and prepare to skip her dialogue
>but no matter how many times you press it, she keeps talking
>horror of horrors, you realize the prompts are reversed
And anon never escaped.

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>>20755683
You just reminded me of the ridiculousness of getting caught in a "your money or your life!" roadside interaction in Skyrim as a fully transformed werewolf.
I'd just walk up and start undressing her while she talked.

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>>20755701
I meant specifically about the demon "realms"

I've already read a good amount of world guide 3 on redux, and a bunch of other stuff on the wikia. Been mostly just using redux as a source for the most recent stuff if isn't already brought up in the thread or on the wikia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755708
>H-Ha! I see my charm has already w-worked!..
>I, uh, knew you couldn't resi- Ahh!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755700
Those two are fairly apt comparisons, yes. More like Disgaea, if you're familiar with the realms in that series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755638
I'd listen the whole way through. Especially if it was an ojou monster with an ego as big as her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755728
Careful Anon, if she catches you zoning out while staring at her massive chest, she'll insist on starting from the beginning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20751778
I was going to say that gemini pig wasn't such a lucky combination for me, but you've opened my eyes, sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755739
I'd be okay with thay. Part of the speech must be how beautiful her breasts are after all.

[Anonymous No.]

How does Medicare and pharmaceutical fare in MGE? Should I assume Monstergirls make some really superior medication now that all monsters are cute girls that love mortal men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755794
They're like those wacky herbal remedies, where snorting some ground up flower petals and spices cures your fever. But they actually work.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if a Titania says she has puppies and candy in an unmarked white van...you should probably get in since she actually does have puppies and candy in the van.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755798
I bet Titania has a bunch of family remedies passed down from mother to daughter that totally work but sound stupid
>"The sniffles? I think you need to eat mushrooms upside down and they clear right up!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754214
>freckles
>pigtails
>long tongue
why have you done this to my dick

[Anonymous No.]

Can venomous monster girls get addicted to their own venom? If they can't, can get addicted to the venom of another of their species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750455
Meanwhile in a Monstergirl forum website on a discussion thread:

>"CONTROVERSIAL OPINION TIME: Elven men are far superior and more desirable, at least I find elven men hotter, cuter and more attractive than human men. They were born far more gracefully, have more naturally born in tuned abilities with magic and nature. And they are automatically more beautiful and attractive that human men. Nothing wrong with human guys and I ain't dissing any girls who got husbandos or boyfriends. But honestly, elven guys are just better!"
>Another monstergirl replies
>"No way! Your reasons for liking elven dudes over human men is soooo overrated Nancy! Because muh attractiveness and muh handsome!? Human guys are waaaay worth it since you can mold them, raise them, nurture them to not only be better but be more superior! That's how my dad got incubization by my mom. My dad was a literal poor nobody peasant but my mom took him, enhanced him with monster magic and now my dad is a weight lifter but still looks like a almost feminine skinny-ish otter body type. And I'm mentioning this because he used to be a rather "ugly" looking peasant before my mom took him and married him. Just look up the name Jerry Latimer, yes that's my dad. To sum it all up with your low tier post: Liking elven dudes solely because muh attractiveness and muh handsomeness: yawn... Liking human men for the reasons of uplifting them while also loving and cuddling them? Enlightenment!
>Another monstergirl posted:
>"What about dwarven men?"
>Other monsters reply:
>"WHAT???"
>"Dwarven MEN???"
>"Literally what?"
>Ain't no such thing as dwarf guys you dyke."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754734
>even her cobra head ornament is busty

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755683
you just need to bonk them on the head with a book. Alternatively you can start the combat with a ranged attack before triggering the speech, but it locks you to the anarchy route as you can't choose diplo options during dialog.

[Anonymous No.]

>They are by no means strong monsters, but they have a soft, elastic body that can squishily deflect even a sharp sword attack.
>no matter how many times they're tripped or sent flying, they'll keep trying to launch themselves at men without getting discouraged
How to neutralize them ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755914
Put dick in vagene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755914
You shouldn't post the uncensored profile, it's considered nudity. However, genki girls who never give up are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755914
Use your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember folks. Never ever forget the two most horrific and tragic wars that ever happened. The Ohayou Face Wars and Loss 2koma Conflict...

So many men lost. So many soldier men and civilian boys taken by Monstergirls as war prizes and as husbands. Yes, yes YES!

I fucking know the men and boys who were taken by the Mamono forces so happen to be "lonely single men and boys" but still! Never forget the Ohayou Face Wars and Loss 2koma Conflict!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755937
You need to spend less time online.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile in a Monstergirl City.

The Virginity Mafia would be a thing.
Males who don't want not fuck, would getterr and devise plans to help other males who also want to stay pure.
Several members are in positions of power because they actuality do shit instead of just fucking around. Core parts of many civilian and governmental organizations so the police can't do shit to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755914
Why is KC getting lewder an lewder with the profile art?

and i hope he doesnt stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756018
>virgin mafia men who want to stay pure
>they are the among the most sought after prizes by more adventurous monster girls looking for a challenge
>part of the challenge would to pleasure them so much (without actual sex) that they beg to have their virginity taken
sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756040
>Manticore makes a mixture of all types of lewd venom including lewd spores.
>gives it to monstergirls to test it out so she can make even more powerful venom.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine some monsters treat seeing human men like how people treat seeing a deer or something. You know being very quiet and trying to approach slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756018
>>20756040
How does one become a Gang-Star in the Virginity Mafia? Do I get the previous boss married or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756089
>monstergril steve irwin

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756127
yes, the most common way of "offing" someone in the mafia involves setting him up an a surprise date with a particularly lusty monster girl. Almost guaranteed that said person will be kicked out or resign.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone happen to know if the pictures of the girls on the wiki are full size? Specifically i am wondering about the kunoichi because its smaller than the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756160
Some of the older images were a little smaller. If in doubt, get the full size from MGR or directly from KC's site.

[Anonymous No.]

How upset would an Automaton be if you called her tits and ass fake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756243
>Muu! Mastah, they aren't fake, they are plastic~

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756243
>of course they are, I could not swap them out for different sizes otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756277
Such a smug reply deserves to be punished by having her put on the pregnant cattle size for a full week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756160
Most of them aren't full res, you can get those from KC's enty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754694
>Gets all those job offers
>Turns them down for literally no reason
>Ends up falling behind and unhireable
That's what you get. Internships get you contacts and experience, your first mission is to secure a job with them before the offers expire

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756445
Thanks for the advice! But shouldn't you be working your ass off or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20755914
Use blunt attacks to send her flying so far she won't come back or magic.

[Anonymous No.]

Proud monster girls are for cumflating before they have a meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756554
Doesnt that apply to you as well, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756648
you're right, they'd be pretty proud of being able to be filled up even when on the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756676
Anon please, that just means they'd have been huge perverts all along, especially if they're proud of having such an unprofessional appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756685
I guess I mistook what you meant by "proud monster girl", I thought you meant proud of being a monster girl and therefore proud of being filled to the brim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756595
>Cute Myconid running around looking for dick
>She spots Anon and runs his way
>He stands his ground and pulls out a baseball bat
>She keeps running at him without a second thought
>As soon as she gets in his range she gets homerun'd
>She lands almost a mile away, dusts herself off and resumes her running around

>>20756648
How is OL Holst going to get funding for her ice-cream shop if she goes to the meeting looking pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756685
also
>monster girl
>not a huge pervert
pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756699
Nope, one that is proud of their image and themselves.
Nothing better than having such haughty girls get embarrassed/flustered before something big.

>>20756708
It makes her look motherly and improves her image, even if her dress middle looks like it could split.

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>>20756715
Not an OBVIOUS huge pervert.

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>>20756716
I'm picturing an extremely haughty Ogre warlord who is about to meet with her army to give them a glorious war speech.
She takes all morning to put on her most terrifying armor, oil her muscles, and adjust her appearance until it's perfect.
As she looks herself in the mirror and revels in how proud she is of her looks, her husband sneaks up to her and starts molesting her.
A few hours later not only does she meet with her army late but she also looks like a flustered pregnant newlywed rather than a fearsome warlord.

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>>20756761
Exactly, and it would be great.

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>>20755224
Cerberus has been depicted before with a mane of snakes and a snail head on his tail by the Roman philosopher and dramatist, Seneca the Younger.

>>20755232
The name you're thinking of is Orthrus, who was a two-headed dog with a snake tail. Part of why Melon gave her the goofy Kermit tail is that Cerberus differs between poets and versions in Greek and Roman. The thing I did ask for is that she have the dog heads on her shoulders because the logistics of a three headed monster girl is pretty /d/ territory. Kind of like with the cheeky spider eyes my Nacho has I appreciate the tongue-in-cheek approach to Cerberus' snake tail.

Doesn't help I have a certain level of rose-tinted autism for designs when it comes to Greek girls because Harryhausen Cyclops like Elf-san's Hitome and that one from Modern MoGal are cute as a button.

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>>20750468
Both zodiacs are Rams.

100% pure bred Ram monster girl.

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>>20755815
I can’t believe she knows how to drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756127
You must first pass the initiation ritual. Maintain your virginity for a mere 24 hours while having a Succubus Mana Marker.

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>>20756132
>Wrestled naked anon to the ground
>”Now look here! This is the part us monsters love the most. You usually see it in two different styles, but the differences are mostly aesthetic. Imma rub it a little to show you how big it can get. That’ll get him riled up!”

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>>20756922
That's a walk in the park. I've been maintaing my virginity for the last 27 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>20756708
BONK

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>>20756944
Not with a succubus mana marker, you haven't.

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>>20756944
Yes, but now girls will actually be interested in you. It’s just to test whether you’ll ever betray their cause. Do you actually value purity? Or have you kept it because you couldn’t get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757089
If they didn't love me back then, they won't love me now. I've grown to accept my purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757121
>>20757089
>>20757088
>>20756944
>>20756922
Fuck off with your damn shitty RP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757151
Lol. This whole series is one big RP dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754734
Had another commission finish, even lewder this time but it's really great. The lewd part is the ear scratching, of course!
https://i.imgur.com/iAqRGJQr.jpg

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>>20757201
She's very cute anon. I hope you love your wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757235
She's adorable, and yeah of course I do. More than I could ever say, really.

[Anonymous No.]

if we get another egyptian i want sobek

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>>20757201
Is that a new artist, or did Acciid change the way they draw faces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757260
An Egyptian harpy like Thoth would be cool too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757270
https://twitter.com/Minkyew

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>>20757260
>Big muscled crocodile girl
I want her too, especially if she's like Anubis as in a delicious brown cutie with a good amount of monstrous features.

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>>20757339
i'd be interested to see what kind of quirks KC would give her or if she's just another fighty lizard

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>>20756803
a MGE style Cerberus would probably be either be something akin to the bahamut Cerberus or a trio of girls linked like a Kamaitachi.

[Anonymous No.]

Master, you're taking me on a walk. Right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20754921
By switching her style to act as a vanguard.

[Anonymous No.]

Taboo or unpopular MGE girls that you'd actually fuck and marry

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>>20757388
I wouldn't doubt or mind that. The Cerberus I had comm'd from Melon was just a personal take on it while trying to avoid being told to fuck off to /d/ or /trash/. Due to the fact that the MGE Chimera already has a snake tail it seemed like a decent template for a Seneca style Cerberus. Didn't need to make her furry ala Spinnerette or /d/, so that's a plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757394
I want my shortstack manticore mistress to take me for a walk in mansion garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757474
Kumiho

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>>20757597
He said MGE you gorefag retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757580
The kind where you have a collar and leash on but are really just carrying her around while she hols the other end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757597
>kumiho
https://i.imgur.com/avFlz61.png
I want her to eat my liver!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757605
Taboo or unpopular mon girls that you'd actually fuck and marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757636
so you samefagged to shitpost with guro trash?

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>>20757606
That works too. There is actually twin shortstack manticore mistress so one of them would be leading me by the leash while the other one would be riding me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757651
No one's samefagging, I just didn't read the MGE part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757474
The problem is the only really truly taboo / girls unloved by this thread besides maybe the Humpty Egg are the Siths which are banned because furfag shit is not allowed by global rules. Even the dwarves have people that imagine using megamorphasis on them to make them more palatable. Most others have at least one or two people that like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757654
>Implying the pair wouldn't still be debating who gets carried.

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>>20755713
You mean how the demon/mamono realms work, what they are? That's described in detail in World Guide 2, especially the Mamono Realm Handbook articles: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=890

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>>20757660
I’ve definitely seen a few people here who would a Sith, they admitted as much.
I don’t think there’s ANY species that’s 100% unloved. Not even Humpteys.

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>>20757660
Matango are pretty taboo as well, unless you intend to take one to Wonderland to turn her into a much beloved mad hatter.

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>>20757663
>The manticore twins start catfighting over it
>manticore spines are flying everywhere
>Get hit by several

I won't be carrying anybody or walking/crawling anywhere when I am a panting writhing mess on the floor. I hope they feel bad!

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>>20757636

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>>20757689
Anon,you'll probably pin them against each other and ravage them till they're bloated, ahegoing messes.
punishment will come later.

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>>20757682
That was my point. The closest breeds that could fit the question aren't allowed in these threads. Then if you reframe it to less popular breed, the question is then where is the cutoff? Would anything besides the usual spammed Hellhound, maids, Manticore, Cheshire be considered less popular / unpopular?

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>>20757701
That happens when they spike my food/drink with some raging mushroom stuff or whatever. It is the older kiki headmaid/wetnurse that does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757682
>They would a Sith
99.9% of the time that's fucking Shoggocks false flagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757739
Such a nice maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757697
She got a very pretty face

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757761
I am a switch that is leaning towards sub, but some intense ahegao-inducing mating with the mistresses is always nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757660
Humptys aren't so bad owing to how they're slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757802
Of course.
That being said, does the kiki have a husband or is she entering old maid territory?

[Anonymous No.]

'Well its been about a week, so to update you guys on our progress I'm sorry to say we haven't actually had any donations come through yet this time. Maybe the post-holiday period just means a lot of us are lacking in disposable income?

Not like there is any real hurry in this of course (as excited as I am to get more of the book translated), but as usual I can't in good conscience commission more of the book unless I have some outside support, given even when the $100 donation goal is reached I still will be devoting several hundred dollars of my own money to the commission and I don't want to be the sole person contributing. Of course I will continue to pay for new online profile translations regardless.

As always I hope I am not sounding unreasonable, whiny, etc. And feel free to tell me if there are changes I can make to the commission plans that would motivate you personally to donate, if I am doing these donation drives too often, etc. I can't cater to everyone of course, but I don't want to ignore you either.

And of course, I realize too that at times its not that people don't want to donate, but that they don't realize their donation is needed, hence why I give these updates on our progress.

PayPal email is [e-mail]'

From Perentie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757808
Old maid territory. Great for groping and hugging from behind. Never underestimate her though. She is the wetnurse of two manticores after all

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>>20757741
i'd a cait and live in the cat kingdom

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>>20757817
So she's probably got some pretty good milkers.
Still, if things go as they are, your daughters with the manticores won't have a maid!
You know what you must do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757823
Gonna mating press that maid

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>>20757845
Good.
I'm sure she's already got plenty of motherly padding and childbearing hips for all the little maids she wanted but never had.

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>>20757771

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>>20757857
Should have posted the one of her infront of the mirror

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757821
You again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757821
Fuck off back to /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757869
i don't go there

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757821
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757899
Id do her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757904
Would make a nice pet to go on magical adventures with, but I wouldn't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757899

2flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757933
they look about equal to profile bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757959

Which is also 2flat4me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757959
Don't reply to the furfag spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757967
but i replied to a reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757966
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757974
Genies are good. I want a mischievous one to tease me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757978
PUFFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757920
That’s pretty much how Cu are.
They’re the party mascot character that’s actually really useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757920
I'd feel an obligation to a long time travelling companion and I am weak to acts of genuine affection. Seems like a bad idea all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757920
Even if she was in heat and in desperate need for relief ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20757686
>Matango are pretty taboo as well
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758030
because it's basically death

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758010
Or you could actually realize that personalities and the ability to use magic aren't unique. Besides the furfag shit there is nothing unique to either entry. You could easily recreate a non-furry version as an off profile version of another breed. The Cait Sith especially could easily be a cat version of a Ropurotto sabbath Witch with a haughty bratty personality. You can even tie her to the cat kingdom if that's what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758037
>it's basically death
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758038
somebody drew a defurried cu but nobody likes her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758044
Overreaction to the hyperbole in the entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758052
Well let’s not kid ourselves, it’s not like that art was any good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758044
You get lured to a mushroom girl and turn into a mushroom man and become part of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no vampire gf to bully
Why even (un)live?
Also, who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758061
>unironically believing the Gelbooru translation
Ebin bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758067
Fuck, I meant to reply to
>>20755650

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758067
BaalBuddy is the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758075
Thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758038
Ability to use magic well is something of a rarity among beast species. Anyway, they’re pretty much all-purpose squires/apprentices/adventuring companions.

>>20758061
Dryads are arguably more extreme in restraints but people don’t hyperventilate over that. It probably helps that they’re not complete morons like Matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758086
A dryad's tree is basically a wooden TARDIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758052
The only reason either Sith really gets any attention is the furfag controversy. Neither are really that unique or interesting enough to put them over the 215 other entries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758086
The problem with matangos is more that they turn you into a retarded zombie/infected

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758104
>KC uses hyperbole all the time when he says that monsters and incubi think of nothing but sex
>but in this ONE case he MUST be literal

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758086
Just like Runya Runya is an oddity in that she can't use magic as a Baphomet there are always exceptional individuals of any breed to be able to use magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758119
You literally get infected by spores to the point that mushrooms are growing out of your body. Nigga that's some The Last of Us shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758139
I never played that game

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758139
How is that any worse than the chaos transformations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758101
i wouldn't even say either gets attention with that incredibly low amount of art that is also poor quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758159
I'm not really about those either desu but at least the girls themselves are way more interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758139
Just don't let your waifu asphyxiwank you and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758159
those are bodily transformation and not you just start growing crap like you were enslaved on the flying dutchman

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758227
You could easily headcanon it into mushroom-themed clothing or accessories like everyone's favorite hatter.

Then again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

We need more leaky girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758283
I like the partially concealed tattoos. They invite investigation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758283

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758309
I just want to lick her tummy and suck her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758261
>Then again
Then again what?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758342
Perhaps not

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758261
>>20758342
>>20758383
The biggest problem is other than people being angry at the entry, overreaction and hyperbole or not, is they are a boring Devilbug level girl and if they didn't have the spores and "mushroom man" thing they would be utterly forgettable.

[Anonymous No.]

>guroshit
>Furries
>monsterboys
>all of this trash being accepted and even encouraged by anons
What the hell happened to these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758283

I agree. I love perverts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758449

I mean usually multiple people speak up but today was different for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758449
Could be worse, pray for rabbit sith never being a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758450
Pervert Waifus for perverted anons. A match made in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758461
It's fucking disgusting how these faggots keep trying to push their trash. Especially since retarded mods won't delete it but will get rid of any art of the new girl. Getting a pretty big fucking /a/ 2.0 feeling here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758485
I mean they already exist on some level in EMG since Crab made a majority of the beastmen furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758514
>Especially since retarded mods won't delete it but will get rid of any art of the new girl
Nudity is against the rules, talking about things people don't like isn't. I don't like it either but it's a blue board, not an echo chamber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758524

Not him but isn't furry against the rules? I thought it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758524
Furshit, guro and off topic posting are all ban worthy you disingenuous nigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758449
>guroshit
>Furries
>monsterboys
Where? For monsterboys are you talking about the mantango thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758534
>>20758537
Images are, text isn't otherwise simply the words "sonic the hedgehog" would be a ban on /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758571
Scroll up dipshit.

>>20758573
Eat shit furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>I gotta rescue my boyfriend!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zB1HelWFNw

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758590
Momma vampire is probably loading up her boyfriend with aphrodisiacs so she can unleash him on her daughter and finally get some grandkids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758067
>tfw no loli vampire gf's ass to "bully"
Other high tier/high int undead lolis would be good for those purposes, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758583
>Eat shit furfag.
I said I hate it too fuckface, I was just explaining that spamming reports as an "I don't like this" button doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758603
>Damphir is flat as a board
>Vampire mom has a balcony you could do Shakespeare off of
>Vampire mom seems to really like mentioning that she looked exactly like her daughter when she was her age

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758608
The fatter the ass on a small girl, the better, so long as thicker thighs and wider hips go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758611
You're not fooling anyone, furfag. You subhumans always do shit like this to downplay your faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758613
Vampire mom probably will mention that she started getting her massive tits when her husband first impregnated her. Just to give him the extra drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758590
Daddy Death will have to confiscate her high level equipment until she calms down and stops trying to attack her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758613
That Dhampir is going to join the Sabbath isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758645
No, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758623
Keep up the paranoia dude, maybe one day they'll announce you were right and the moon landing was a ruse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758571
I bet he's referring to >>20758159

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758590
I bet the her vampire mom would have a nice conversation and drinking tea with her daughters boyfriend while the Dhampir fight her way through the castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758635
She wants those grandkids dammit
>>20758645
No she's going to become busty soon. Or she's using chest bindings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758571
His secret fap folder, he's a self loathing monsterboy fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758677
Shes been alive for 900 years. Shes gotten a huge need for those grandkiddies she can spoil.

>>20758667
>>20758680
I hope not. I thought it was generally accepted that chaos incubi arent considered monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758675
Meanwhile Auntie Phantom is trying to make sure everything goes well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758702
didn't you know? if you like any taurs or satyr you are into bestiality and if you like wans or lamias you're a furfag and liking any of the girls ever just makes you a hyperfaggot diaper wearer.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20758677
Funny bit is if it just goes to her daughters hips and ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758708
Auntie Phantom makes the best games for Dhampir-chan to play through! And the staff get to be bosses in it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758662
Stay mad furfag. At least /trash/ will always accept your garbage.

>>20758667
>>20758680
Keep defending >>20755852 retards.
>janitors blocking someone for calling shitposting faggots for what they are
That confirms it. Either janitors, mods or both of them are in on posting this trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758727
>liking lamias
>furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758739
Shitposter trying to craft a narrative that anyone who doesn't like Sith spam or monster boys hates everything that he listed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758737
>Keep defending >20755852 retards
No one was defending that, they were ignoring it for obviously being /tg/ trash because he's been doing it for months now and giving him a reaction has only made it more common. Thanks for biting the obvious bait like a good little retard fish though, he's probably going to do it more often now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758727
hey man knock it off. Dont straw man like that. Hes a tard, but you cripple your argument by doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758729
>>20758635
The only thing Vampires fear are Irish catholic mothers, just like BaalBuddy drew.

>THINK I'M GONNA HAVE THE TIME T' WIPE YER CREASE FER YA?
>I WANT TO SEE SOME GRANKIDS BEFORE I DIE, DAMMIT
>YFW your older brother got hitched to a Leprechaun and your mom won't let him live it down since his wife is a firecracker of all freckles and red hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758762
>purposefully misinterpret an argument
>try to act superior when someone had to outright show exactly what the person is posting about because you're such a mental defect that you can't put two and two together.
Based retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758735
Kiki-chan is surprisingly effective as a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758777
You do know that Elves and dwarfs have men right? In universe they are subspecies of humanity and Dwarf and elvish men will also be birthed as incubi versions when the demon lord wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758513
What do pure Anons get if they even exist?

[Anonymous No.]

Soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758788
>Comparing MGE material to unrelated /tg/ faggotry
Keep trying faggot, maybe you'll get it one day. But you're not going to get anyone to like your monster boy shit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758745
no? don't say dumb nigger shit like that when it's obviously about the recent trend of fuckoff anons taking turns calling anything posted in the threads furshit/trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758803
t. butthurt shitposter that got called a faggot for posting something like siths

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758789
The purer the anon themore lewd the monster he will get. It is basic Pervert theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758808
didn't post em

[Anonymous No.]

>>20750468
>Virgo
>Year of the Rabbit

So a March Hare gone over the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758811
That's why unicorns scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758819
Sure, anon. I totally believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758792
>Soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758792
For me, Cupid has the ideal body and looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758824
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758822
As they should. Unicorns are pretty virginal, but i bet they become super lewd and perverted when they get a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758799
He's right though, male elves and dwarves exist in mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758822
I want a Kuro sabbath loli Unicorn that embraced her lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758792
I want to follow a tsundere cupid around and make her job difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758799
Male Dwarves and Elves in MGE are basically critically endangered species at this point, but they do exist in setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758846
>arguing with someone so unreasonable that they think "short human" = monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758846
>>20758904
They're also not talked about because monster boys can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758904
And they are considered human. Stop constantly trying bring up this shit after the shitstorm has already died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758915
>Yes. Elves and Dwarves are "human race", and incubus of Elves and Dwarves will show up like the case of human.
Straight from KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758915
Dwarves and elves are not monsters, just like how angels and fairies are not monsters by default (until converted)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758915
>>20758917
I'm neither condoning or defending the /tg/ posting. I prefer clarity to anything else. The fact that KC even added them into the setting was kind of disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758927
>>20758928
Again, that doesn't mean you can spam male elves from settings completely unrelated to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758938
I never said that I did, and that was my first reply to you. I am only proving you wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758904
Dwarves are just hairy manlets and Elves are cosplayers that all watched too much Lord of the Rings

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758943
The only thing you're doing is downplaying shitposters and giving them more ammunition. You're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758956
The only thing that I'm doing is correcting a false statement.

[Anonymous No.]

Yep, must be the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758984
Doughragons would have had womb pleasure runes as a default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758984
I want to "accidently" trip and fall into her cleavage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758789
>What do pure Anons get if they even exist?
Raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758963
Well stop, you're an autistic retard. Ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759002

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759022
>stop being right

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759031
No it's
>stop digging up an old shitstorm so you can justify posting monster boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759031
Anon i agree,but just drop it.

>>20759028
I fucking love whore eels. I wanna break physics using her mucus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758915
Seems like you're not getting anyone in agreement here, how about if you don't like it you leave. Easier than everyone else jumping ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759031
Nobody cares if you're right. Most people here already know that, you're just being that one little shit who goes "uhm, ACKSHUALLY..." just to make yourself feel superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20759043
>digging up an old shitstorm
You're the one who brought up >>20755852 after it was ignored for ten hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20758932
>The fact that KC even added them into the setting was kind of disappointing.
They were added really early on so I don't see how it'd disappointing, anyone already into the setting would have known that before the fan base blew up.

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I'm too drunk to discuss like anything, can you post demons?

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Would you prefer your waifu's pure, raw, monster girl scent, or would you prefer her wearing perfumes?

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>>20759057
Because you're a retard that needs his hand held since otherwise you'll just start lying.

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>>20759074

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>>20759050
Nobody likes monster boys.

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>>20759074
Man i love demons.

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>>20759074
Sure.

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>>20759092
>liking meme tier futa trash

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>>20759074
I want my waifu to have cute Demon friends who urge her to do lewd things.

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>>20759092
Better pic. Didnt know other one was futa.

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>>20759100
this pic is probably one of my favorites.

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>>20759119
ENHANCE

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>>20759119
>>20759212
Beeg demons.

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You're offered $10,000 to be trapped in a room with a very horny, extremely degenerate jabberwock that can and will force her strange fetishes and desires on you for 1 month. It's the size of and has all the amenities of a hotel room except there's no way to escape.

Do you take the offer?

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>>20759233
I don't like Jabbers and $10,000 ain't much in the grand scheme of things

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>>20759233
Nah. Gotta remain loyal to the waifu.

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>>20759233
If it was my waifu instead of a Wock I'd do it for free. I'm pretty sure my waifu could give said Wock a run for her money as far as fetishes are concerned anyway.

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>>20759233
The money isn't particularly necessary.

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>>20759233
Turn that Jabberwock into a big, stronk, thicc Hellhound and I'd do it for free.

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>>20759212
I want to smoothly remove a Demons earring with my mouth.

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>>20759233
How degenerate we talking here? Wonderland in all it's glory with potions that make multiple copies of a guy, turning him into a dog and body swap shenanigans?
I'd say yes either way because I'm poor as hell but still.

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>>20759233
not enough money to endure all the possible degenerate fetishes a /d/ tier mg would have

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>>20759274
>How degenerate we talking here?
Pretty much everything is fair game so long as it isn't against the MGE setting: no cucking and no pain.

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>>20759212
all that resolution should go into the tits.

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>>20759303
Kloah sucks cock. Pochi or however you spell her name is objectively better if you want /ss/ monster girl stuff.

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>>20759233
You're gonna need to tack a few more zeroes onto that number before I'd even begin to consider it.

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>>20759303
>Wrath demon's face when she has to do a contract with a boob lover and finds that her tracts of land shall be registered as 'immense'
Meeting her family shall be interesting.

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>>20759118
I want to adopt a cute loli Demon that already expects daughterwife treatment to begin with.

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>>20759303
>Foolish mortal! Gaze upon my breasts and know despair!

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>>20759212
Smoking hot demons

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>>20759373
i want this demon badly

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>>20759356
https://imgur.com/7VQCaRl

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>>20759383
Oyakadon with Astaroth and Asmodeus!

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>>20759233
Sure.

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>>20759233
I'd rather teach an Alice how to be Wonderland lewd.

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>>20759389
NEED

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>>20759399
if I remember this is mother and daughter right?

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>>20759399
>>20759435
Whoops, the correct spelling is "Oyakodon".

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>>20759389
But my levels, though.

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>>20759469
You can get them back.

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>>20759045
>finish pouring eel slime, which you had collected over the weeks, on the doorstep
>it forms a trail from your bed to the bathroom, down the stairs, through kitchen and ending in the front door
>"Are you sure about this?" Eel waifu ask worried
>There is nothing to worry. You have done the calculations. With this you can sleep till the last minute before waking up and leaving to work.
>You just need to leap out of the bed and let the slime covered physics deal with the rest.
>WhatCouldGoWrong.jpeg

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Reminder that there's nothing more wholesome than a monster adopting a child that's a rival species to her.

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>>20759469
You realize one of the main points of the spell is that it's returned back to you but with the whole perpetual energy thing it gives you back more than was taken. It's a power leveling spell.

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>>20759487

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>>20759489
Monsters adopting other species is just heart-shatteringly cute on its own. I can't imagine why a monster girl would be without their real parents, but it's fun to imagine how different species would rub off on each other.

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>>20759487
>Tries first time.
>Flies into waifu eels cleavage.
>grumble but go to work.
>forget about it when you get home and slip from the front door right into your waifu again who is on the other side of the house.
>Idea.jpg
>use bottle of wife mucus after work.
>slip all the way home at faster than lightspeed.