Monster Girl Thread

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...

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[Anonymous No.]

There is no spring for us, only a warm wind that smells fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

Dick every daughteru
Impregnate every imouto
IGNORE every HAG

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When enraged and in heat, bunny girls can mate over 80 times a day

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>>37804320
Bust out the cocoa and snuggle your waifu!

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>>37804354
But I can't do it that much!

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>>37804287
>It's heavily inspired by MGE and shares many of the designs and also the general feeling so it's safe to play. It's basically western adaptation of MGE
Yeah, the same was said about monster girl island until dev started adding traps and shitting on everyone who hates it because "traps are anime culture and not gay"
I assume that dreams is patreon game as well, do you really think dev won't add traps/furries/NTR/whatever if he will get tons of shekels for it?
BTW is that island game still ongoing or dev dropped it?

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>>37804344
Every hag is somebody's daughteru, some are even imoutos.

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>>37804320

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Eat your eggs

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>>37804387
I'm willing to trust MGD dev, his game is more focused on substance (dialogues) than being a shiny toy to lure plebs, exact opposite of MGI.
>BTW is that island game still ongoing or dev dropped it?
This spring, after years of doing fuck all he exit scammed by pretending that patreon kicked him out. He said he likes to "work in silence" and isn't planning to show any updates before the game is done, so you know what's up.

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>>37804387
>Yeah, the same was said about monster girl island
Your skepticism is reasonable. All I can tell you is that Monster Girl Dreams hasn't gone down the trannyporn rabbit hole *now*. The future is anyone's guess.

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>>37804344
I believe in onee-san supremacy.

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>>37804354
I bet they get off in five seconds, though.

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Will a cheshire cat take me to wonderland if i drink the whole bottle of Gin and fap hard enough ?

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Will a cheshire cat take me to wonderland if i drink the whole bottle of Gin and fap hard enough ?
If not, how can i do ?

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>>37804544
I feel like she would be more worried for you than anything.

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>>37804528
Haha I successfully baited you into giving me a picture of Miruko I didn't have yet.

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>>37804404
I prefer to fertilize them

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>>37804557
If it's what it take to meet her...

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>>37804320

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>>37804588
I think you need a Bogey more anon

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>>37804544
From a Will and Kenkou in Kurobinga chat some time in 2019:

>Question 4:
>Is there a surefire way to get to Wonderland if you are not married?
>Kenkou's answer:
>“I wish to go to Wonderland! I want to link my life with the daughter of this race in Wonderland!" - if you go to bed thinking specifically about this, then when you wake up, you will immediately be seized by such a mamono.

So in the MGE it is quite easy to get into Wonderland if you have the correctly focused desire.

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When are we getting a Hydra monster girl? And i don't mean a reptile woman with snake heads attached on her, i mean full on reptile girl with a bunch of heads (minimum 3, ideally around 6) that share the same experiences and memories
I get it, long necks are creepy as fuck, but imagine the multi head action, you be kissing with 1, while 2 other heads lick the inside of your ears, and the others work on the lower parts

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>>37804607
A dangerous beast

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>>37804392
>be first child of human father, fox mother
>just a normal human dude
>have little fox sister
>she grows up faster than you because mamano bullshit
>into your early teen years she already looks and behaves like a 15-16 year old despite being several years younger than you
>treating you like you're the younger sibling
>get into your late teens and she's already in her mid twenties
>constantly teasing you, flashing her panties, coming out of the bathroom naked after taking a shower, walking in on you jerking off, all with a mischievous smile on her face
>seen her flirt with other guys, so you know it's just her sense of humor and nothing will come of it
>complain to parents, but mom thinks it's funny, and dad is pussywipped
>one day in your mid twenties, your sister, who now appears to be in her mid thirties, shows up at your home, plastered
>hey lil' bro, how-how's ma favorite brother?
>you're her only brother
>you know anon, I've been reeeaaaly lonely lately, can't get no man to shape up an' marry me!
>yeah, uh-huh, how's that your problem?
>anon, you think I'm attractive, don't you?
>uh, you guess so
>c'mon anon, I've seen how you looked at me when I got out of the shower
>she unbuttons her shirt to reveal her more than generous breasts
>no bra
>her tail starts swaying back and forth as she leans towards you
>how about making a proper woman of your "little" sister?
What do?

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>>37804618
I'm a big men, don't need a plushy mommy.

>>37804620
Nice, the problem to solve now is how to get into the mge universe. Finding a shoggot in our world to create the Gate should do the trick. Any idea where i could find one ?

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>>37804640
Personally I've always pictured a hydra as three snake girls that are all joined at the tail. Kind of like those snakes with two heads.

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>>37804620
is it like your body sends out a signal? you just start to project an aura than attracts monster girls to take you to wonderland?
also, the idea of being kidnapped by wonderland monsters is great. it'd be the comfiest kidnapping imaginable.
>Cheshire cuddling with you and telling you jokes on the way there so you don't get scared
>Jub Jub keeping you warm at night with her big fluffy wings
>Drinking tea with hatter after you've eventually calmed down
>Getting outerspace stoned with the wonderworm who just showed up out of nowhere
>Being shoved into a Trumpart's pocket dimension when you need to hide

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>>37804685
>bicorn
>communist
You know, it makes a lot of sense actually

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>>37804676
>I'm a big men, don't need a plushy mommy.
That's what they all say.

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>>37804676
I think a shoggoth in our world would just eat you.

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>>37804751
but i want a cool cheshire cat to have fun around

>>37804753
Worth the try to be honnest

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>>37804753
And that's why I wouldn't rush out if the portals opened. You never can tell.

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>>37804689
>is it like your body sends out a signal? you just start to project an aura than attracts monster girls to take you to wonderland?

Hard to say, Wonderland is a weird dimension.

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>>37804392
Imagine a hag calling you 'onii-chan'.

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>>37804833
Good call. If anything the actual eat-your-soul predators would masquerade as monstergirls, so you can never be too careful.

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>>37804689
And now I imagine a broken down car that can barely fit the four of you as they desperately try to keep you calm and snuggle you out of the country while keeping you as high and sedated as possible

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>work at this company thay said
>it'll be fun they said

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I crave greenworm.

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>>37804833
we either get the comfy kind of invasion, the one we are all hoping for, or the tg fags get to do their genocide.

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>>37805084
she craves your veggies

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>>37805090
tg fags can't really lose in any situation here
Monster girls remain monster girls and they get raped into loving husbands the same way a zealous order soldier would
Monster girls turn back into horrifying monsters and they get to live out their genocidal fantasies (even if they would die against a slime probably)

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>>37805103
Picture taken moments before she spills the juice and starts crying.

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>>37805044
>Being stopped at a checkpoint
>Cops shine lights in your face
>They try to convince them you are just tired
>They say you just had a bit too much to drink
>They are totally swearing nothing fishy is going on while sweating bullets

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>>37805118
>Monster girls turn back into horrifying monsters and they get to live out their genocidal fantasies (even if they would die against a slime probably)
Not really, they lose just as we all do in that scenario. Turns out real life war is a horrible thing and instead of glorious death in glory they get misery, starvation and fear for their family and friends if they have any.

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>>37805090
There's a whole lot of room for gray area. Plus a /tg/ HFY war probably wouldn't go as cleanly as one would hope. Or even necessarily as victoriously. Hanging out for a few weeks to avoid a "we wish to serve man" or dryfish situation seems reasonable.

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>>37805161
Yeah, anyone who thinks war is fun should really read up on WW1 trench warfare. Even the modern age, it won't be much better when two equally powerful forces square off.

I can't imagine choosing such violent fantasies over being happy.

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>>37805219
This would be cute if the body proportions weren't so gross.

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>>37805209
Postmodernism is hell of a drug. Men were 100 times tougher back then and they still completely broke down after killing another guy.

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>>37805219
I really want to find out just where this guy's adventures are going. Maybe get them translated at some point.

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>>37805257
I want to build a garden of plantgirls.

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>>37805209
>I can't imagine choosing such violent fantasies over being happy.
Funny that you referenced WWI, those people are basically the modern equivalent of pre-WWI poets/intellectuals singing praises about war cleansing the society, that is until they were sent to the trenches themselves.

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>>37805271
You will need to feed them well.

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>>37804664
That's not how it works

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Being with my family again makes me feel a lot more miserable and depressed. Why does being alone being able to ignore my worlds problems make it so easy? Why does it have to be so painful here? Why can't anyone take me far away? Why must I remain away from my dear wonderland? Why can't I just let go of the world?

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>>37805287
There's a pretty high chance it works actually
Mamonos can't birth males yet so his parents clearly lied about him and adopted him
In that case his fox sister probably marked him when he was 10, and that would also explain how he went to be unsexed for so long
only unclear mystery if why he didn't get jumped sooner

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kot

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>>37805280
of course, they will get plenty of water and fertilizer so they grow big and beautiful

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>>37805257
Is this an ongoing series?

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>>37805255
>Men were 100 times tougher back then
Ah yes, the good old days when you could beat your wife and kids when they mouthed off

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>>37805118
>Monster girls remain monster girls and they get raped into loving husbands the same way a zealous order soldier would
They consider that a loss.
>>37805161
>>37805209
Exactly, if monsters attacked our world and really were evil, merciless killers, even if this didn't spell the doom of humanity, there would be no glory. There is no glory in a scenario this grim. Cherish your waifus instead.

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>>37805136
Seduction failed, she'll get him next time!

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>>37805325
smol kot

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>>37805209
Personnaly i just rather like to kill myself then to get rape and become a obedient dog. In a lot of story with monstergirl just don't get why the protag don't take the rope to avoid is fate or just use the grenade/explosives to have the last laugh. Maybe it's just me who think too much about it but I still love monstergirl, I just don't like much the femdom part

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>>37805325
12 more days. (or 43 if we're being pedantic)

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>>37805371
Year of the tiger incoming ?

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>>37805365
Yikes. This is some edgy shit. Unless you're a sub you wouldn't be attractive to any of the dominant MGs, and even then the rape thing is supposed to be exaggerated.

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>>37805365
I agree. I would also like you to kill yourself.

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>>37805365
Because deep down he knows he actually wants it, as does the monstergirl know he wants it. That's why it happens.

If he was actually suicidally against it, it wouldn't happen.

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>>37805276
>those people are basically the modern equivalent of pre-WWI poets/intellectuals singing praises about war cleansing the society
They weren't wrong, it's just that in practice the people who needed cleaning had money and high friends to avoid the trench.

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>>37805402
>If he was actually suicidally against it, it wouldn't happen.
Yeah, MGs want loving husbands, not broken prisoners. Nobody wins if you keep trying to kill yourself or them.

Like, there's no reason you couldn't have even a hellhound waifu and not get raped. Tell her she's cute, act like a good boy, and she'll happily carry you off to her place. Just don't expect her to stop until she's satisfied once you've agreed.

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>>37805360
smol kots are good if they grow up to beeg kots to make even more kots

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>>37805332
That's the case sometimes. He likes to draw the guy getting molested by monstergirls.

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>>37805393
Don't worry, the project is on his way

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>>37805435
I must make more future big kots.

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When is a Manticore's tail too big?

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>>37805457
GIWTWM

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>>37805507
when it looks like it can fit your entire head inside

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What happen if i drink mamono realm siver. Will i be more retarded ?
asking for a friend

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>>37805507
when she goes
>sugar, we're going to visit my parents
and mlems you whole inside her tail to transport, before you can protest

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>>37805543
mercury poisoning

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I want mommy fox gf

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>>37805434
You can’t rape the willing, but that doesn’t mean they won’t give it a shot.

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>>37805543
You Alp, instantly.

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>>37805527
>new phyrexian logo on ass
All will be one

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>>37805402
Indeed, a lot of the more recent settings material has emphasized that monsters have some sort of "compatibility sense." If a man truly would not be happy with them then they aren't going to go after him in the first place.

Now this doesn't mean the man won't resist at first, but it does explain why they end up happy without any mindbreaking needed. The monster simply is in a position to know better than him in this situation.

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>>37805527
The weak should fear the strong and the Manticore is much higher on the "foodchain" than the Human.

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>>37805583
Remember that all monsters are effectively part succ now thanks to the DL.
That means that they’ve all got a degree of emotion sensing and desire reading. This also means that if you’re merely acting like you’re not interested, they know. They might play along, but they know.

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>>37805582
That artist likes MTG so he sometimes drew monstergirls based on their designs like this phyrexian hulk automaton

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>>37804320
https://files.catbox.moe/mfsal0.mp4

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>>37805457
For many months now there seems to be some kind of ongoing story with the guy (I guess) trying to get various things for the vampire (or run errands, or something) and ending up with various monster girls following him home and trying to claim him.

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>>37805543
Assuming it doesn't physically hurt no matter what you do with it, drinking molten mamono realm silver will probably fuck you up pretty badly compared to getting stabbed or slashed with a weapon made of it. You better have a good explanation to Greilia when you're brought to her.

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>>37805612
The only chain batcat idiot is going to be on today, is the chain in my basement, where she will be neatly tied up for me to play with her body.

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>>37804640
the wurmtenders in dragonia used to be a two headed dragon

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>>37804320

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>>37805616
Certainly, people writing stories need to remember on that note that trying to hide your arousal from a monster girl is pointless. They'll catch onto it pretty much immediately, whether they inform you of it or not.

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>>37805637
>explain yourself human!
>I am Anon Cockson, and this is jackass

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>>37805583
These doomposters keep forgetting the monstergirls want to be happy too, and they're happiest when you're happy.

They want a happy, loving husband. Not a traumatized rape victim.

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>>37805642
I still want a three-independent-heads Cerberus.

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>>37805668
Kinda hot

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>>37805543
That... why would you drink silver? Even if its not poisonous or burns out your insides I do not think drinking magical molten metal would be enjoyable.

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>>37805689
maybe he wanted to get blue skin to prank his demon friend

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>>37805639
Make sure she's secure.

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>>37805637
>>37805689
I just want to know what happen

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>>37805639
Ignoring your post, that art has got to be one of the best off-profile manticore designs.

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>>37805669
>"NOOO. I want them to hurt me! I want to suffer!"
Abuse-fags pls go

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>>37805713
And it feel like it will taste good to be fair

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>>37805738
the good news is there are plenty of human women for them to settle down with.

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>>37805713
The main property of realm silver is that it damages your spiritual energy rather than your physical body. The impression is then that it passes through organic matter (it can clash against armor and other weapons as normal), and assuming it doesn't need a cutting edge for this then drinking realm silver would just result in it oozing back out of your body and causing you to leak out essence from wherever it spilled out. Chances are you would be left too weak to move for some time.

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>>37805750
wonder if it's ferromagnetic

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>>37805738
one angry nacho coming right up

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Who would you like to be kidnapped by, and where would you like to be taken to?

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>>37805750
Feel like it would be a cool trippy experience

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>>37805784
they can still have a sharp tongue while they're wrapping a handmade silk scarf around your neck and heart pupiling

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>>37805787
Any kind of monster girl I really like of course. As for where, well a bedroom of one sort or another would be nice and comfy.

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>>37805787
Any harpy except owls because I don't like them for some reason
location: their nest of course

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>>37805715
>Ignoring your post
oh... okay

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>>37805847
it's hard to pull off domming manticores tastefully, though i respect the attempt.

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>>37805857
>it's hard to pull off domming manticores
>tastefully
batcat has no taste, batcat has no class
batcat will get tied, and take it up the

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>>37805857
Yeah, I just don't like the idea of chaining up things in basements, at least for long.

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>>37805904
Then of do you make sure shelf don't fall because of the weight ?

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>>37805901
>batcat has no class

You have no class.

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>>37805845
Harpy breeding chambers

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>>37805787
Demon
Tentacle pit

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>Anon takes shota potions so he can become childhood friend’s with loli and live out his fantasies of playing doctor
>Hellhound takes loli potions so can experince becoming childhood friend’s with a boy and having each other’s first time
Morning after is extremely awkward for them once the potions have worn off

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>>37805845
Is it because owls can turn their head 180 degrees?

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>>37805931
She's all civil and polite when socializing, but later she'll pull away a serving boy and violently milk him in private before returning to the festivities.

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>>37805931
Oh look someone when through the trouble to dressing up a manticore and managed to take a picture before she tore the dress off, how cool

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>>37805957
>Both of them: "Damn, you got hot."

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>>37805960
They look kind of fat because of their plumage

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>>37805952
Wha...what are you doing in the tentacle pit?

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>>37806032
Lewd, unspeakable things

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>>37806019
Rude. Calling an owl fat

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>>37806032
Probably playing poker.

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>>37805952
picturing a demon opening one portal in front of you, one behind you
she runs out of the first one, manhandles you and keeps running forward so fast your body starts flying backward
she gets through the portal behind you and slam dunks you in

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>>37806089
"Got any threes?"
"Go fish."
>Slorp

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>>37804320
>Giving a dragon zombie the Deadmaker's Mask.

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>>37806034
whorefairy

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>>37805952
>>37806032
>>37806060
>Demon tosses anon into a tentacle pit
>Tentacle don’t molest him because he’s a guy and they never touched a guy before
>Complain to demon boss about this but are quickly cut off
>Anon begins molesting the tentacles himself
>Hugging them from behind massaging their breasts and tentacles
>Pinning them down and shutting up their desperate moans by kissing them only pulling away to hear their cries when he penetrates them
>Demon notices this and flies down to stop this
>They’re rentacles and if he fucks them all she won’t get her deposit back
>Demon gets molested by the tentacles because she’s the only non-tentacle girl down there
>Makes her easy pickings for anon to finish off
>Rata is watching from nearby tree bleeding buckets from her nose from how lewd and debauched everyone is

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>>37806097
Glad she's excited.
>>37806162
Ha, not terrible, but I'm thinking more along the lines of the non-sapient tentacles. I'm very monogamous. We can still both have our fun that way.

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>>37806162
>Tentacle don’t molest him because he’s a guy and they never touched a guy before
Oh, missed this. That would be a huge disappointment for the honeymoon.

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>>37806162
>One of them sees both anon and the Demon together
>she cheers them on while releasing aphrodisiac gas or tempting anon into sticking his dick into her pompoms

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>>37806158
How wud ur parants respond?

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who is the heaviest mg ? and are you strong enought to carry her ?

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>>37805787
>Any snek
>into pic related but with fully grown ones

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>>37806290
>who is the heaviest mg ?

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>>37806290
>who is the heaviest mg ?
beeg snakes

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What is that thing which monsters use as semen substitute? I forgot.

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>>37805845
>any type of harpy except the second best kind
Wow.

>>37805995
>"Oh geeze, and I thought you were big before."

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>>37806388
Essence supplement.

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>>37806409
yes, that one, thanks.

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>>37805583
Honestly I would like more stories in which the raped husband isn't in love straight away after the first sex scene. It's like all the struggle and the rest of the story beforehand can just be waved away in a night. I would like to read more about monsters trying to win someones heart after seeing pussy is not the end all be all answer to all their lives problems without injecting a "btw they are rich now" at the end

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Titanoboa lamia gf

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>>37806439
That fuck up and can't end well

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>>37806439
I agree, but my preference still leans to the more consensual. Something like losing a bet/making a deal with a demon, the MC fulfilling his part (fucking her), and the story revolves around her trying to win over his heart in addition.

Need more feel-good stories

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>>37806456

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>>37806456
I want you to give me your fattest lamia, tsuchinokos are good too

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>>37806535

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>>37806540
I want to impregnate that

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>>37806558
As you should, that's a snek worthy of breeding heavily.

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>>37806535
You can't handle my fattest lamia traveler, they are too fat for you.

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What makes someone unlikable by all monstergirls ?

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>>37806360
mlem

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>>37806590
Below 6'0"

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>>37804320

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>>37806590
Being gay

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>>37806590
Probably just being gay. There's always gonna be an MG who wants a guy unless they're straight up into men.

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>>37806590
Less than 8 inches

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>>37806590
Murderers and rapists. MGs feel no attraction to evil men.

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>>37805559
I want a grandmotherdaughterwifepet fox gf

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>>37806687
>MGs feel no attraction to evil men

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>>37806590
be me.

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>>37806590
Being racist and transphobic

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>>37806590
Genuine sociopathy and cruelty. Men who have done some bad stuff in the past get some leeway if they really are (or can become) regretful of their deeds, but unrepentant assholes get nothing.
>>37806666
It makes a nice contrast with a jacked, tall monster.

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>>37806671
MGs love grooming alps, though.

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>>37806738
>He's not racist

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>>37806760
Right? Don't know what this guy is talking about, MGs would jump at the chance to admit their feelings/help someone alp.

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>>37806722
Pretty sure even a bogie would be turned off by a Ramsay Bolton-tier psychopath.

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>>37806786
*get a guy to admit their feelings

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>>37806772
When did losenis become so good?

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>>37806590
Being white

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>>37806590
All the same stuff that makes you think unlikeable by real women

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>>37806789
What about Gordon Ramsay?

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>>37806590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8kJH0zAq9M

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>>37806666
This

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post underrated mgs you think should get more attention

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>>37806827

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>>37806738
Then i'm immune to mamono tricks. not that bad i guess

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>>37806798
When I actually sat down and studied

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>>37806673
>>37806671
That just makes me think of an mg equivalent of a trapfag that goes after alps but claims that doesn't count as yuri.

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>>37806827

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>>37806666
>>37806675
>>37806738
>>37806801
samefag tranny kys

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>>37806798
He didn't, he mostly just draws gay faggot shit.

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>>37806870

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>>37806878
Are you still angry about cat dick?

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>>37806786
Ironically, I don't see it working that much differently from the way women handle openly gay males now. They'd basically be one of the girls but also able to offer a "man's" opinion. He might become one of them at any moment, but that'd be fine too. Probably more like welcome or encouraged, actually.

As for closeted homos, KC wrote an article on that and it's just a bunch of subconscious bullying. MAMONO MANA will straighten you out one way or another.

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>>37806893
>Cat dick
Are we thinking of the same artist

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>>37806827
wine goat

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>>37805583
>"compatibility sense." If a man truly would not be happy with them then they aren't going to go after him in the first place.
Lmao, I remember the most determined autists back in the old Monster Girl Unlimited site used to headcanon this in order to handwave away every possible bad thing that could happen.
We used to make fun of them as being ridiculous hugboxers, and now it's official canon? Christ

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>>37806855
>monster claims she has two husbands
>insists that's normal and there's absolutely nothing weird about how her husband regularly creampies the other "hubby" and "he" is currently pregnant with triplets

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>>37806841
>"""""17""""" years old

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>>37806935
>MGs not forcing men who don't like them into unhappy relationships is bad

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>>37806935
Yep, it's official. Hugbox only. You're free to leave now. Don't let us hold you here. C'ya

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>>37806953
>Being a blind faggot in a little bubble is good

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>>37806439
I agree with you in theory, although a story about a man trying to shake pink fuzz out of his head while knocking over objects in his apartment with his uncontrollable permanent erection is not obvious narrative gold.

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>>37806986
What a beautiful young girl.

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>>37806970

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>>37806687
So if i kill someone i'm free from sexual harasement and can roam the lands alone and in peace ?

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>>37807017
No, that gets you immolated by Eros.

May Her wrath cleanse the world of hate.

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>>37807017
No that gets you sent to "Hell".

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>>37806953
I was thinking more that an overcoming-adversity story - say, an Arachne pursues an arachnophobe she thinks is cute until her acts of kindness (and blowjobs) change his preferences so he *does* like her - would be nice.

There's no such thing as a fundamentally incompatible relationship. There are, however, quitters who give up before they find their happiness.

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Which MGs would be the most likely to give me some good face slaps while she rides me?

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>>37806852
Damn, you did good dude. Its impressive.

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>>37807030
Hell ?

>>37807027
Ironic from the god who say don't kill

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>>37807035
I don't know about that. Non-masochists would have a bad time with dark elves, and that's not really the sort of thing that grows on you.

Now, if you're saying that someone can learn to appreciate a different species than they might otherwise not have a preference for, then sure.

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>>37807017
Yes but they will hate your guts, cunt

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>>37807042
There is a prison called "Hell" run by one of the lilims. It's where they sent the truly scummy men.

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>>37807042
You'd have to really fuck up to piss off Eros to that level, but someone has to protect good people from bad. Most assholes just get a black arrow in the back and are left that way until they repent in some form.

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>>37806738
TRUE

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>>37806789
50/50% they would likely be attracted to a Ramsay Bolton that can still be turned back.

>>37807030

Even in "hell" monsters still try to redeem you if they can, though apparently this is only done by the most aggressive MGs. Men thrown into "hell" are not done so with the purpose of them rotting, MGs still hope they eventually turn around to the point they can then be raped into leaving their evil ways by monsters.

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girls LOVE raping boys in the demon realms!

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>>37807017
No they'll just kill you.

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>>37806870
also true

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>>37807035
Exposure therapy is a legitimate treatment for arachnophobia, so... MG aren't at all against changing a man's mind, they just won't fight a deep enough aversion or disdain. You could argue that if cookies and blowjobs are adequate to turn that around our arachnophobe wasn't that far gone and there'd be many ways to make that realization easier for him. Naturally, where that line lies is arbitrary and personal.

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>>37807067
I didn't know about that part, which book it came from ?

>>37807071
When you say fuck up big time you mean one little kill is too much or it's more like genocide side ?
What is the black arrow ?

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>>37807091
With reincarnation, this makes the most sense for the irredeemable. You don't go to heaven, but you won't suffer for eternity either. You're soul gets another chance to be better.

>>37807108
One little kill? Stop being an edgy piece of shit.

If I recall, cupids can shoot you with a back arrow that causes love to disappear from your life and will prevent love from forming in the future. It's essentially a giant red flag for mamono who can sense your spirit energy, and even humans are unconsciously aware of it and will avoid you.

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>>37807083
>MGs still hope they eventually turn around to the point they can then be raped into leaving their evil ways by monsters.
What kind of monster would lust after a man from hell?

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>>37807137
They are lot of people who lust about serial murderers with fan club and shit...

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>>37807137

Likely those that have the mindset of "fixing" such men, they exist. Also virtually any monster girl when those men transition from purely evil to just being bitter after some time being locked up and figuring their evildoing days are over.

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I am asking once again: Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? How/where did you and her meet? Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither? Does she want kids? Etc.

Give me all the little details. The stupider and more you think no one wants to hear them, the better.

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>>37807108
One kill is already too much, idiot. You don't kill or harm anyone, that all.
If you want your little muh alone fantasy you get black arrow and use it on you until you understand that being a edgy boy won't get you anywhere or just take the rope and give your soul an another loop.

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https://twitter.com/hamitamako/status/951136814550548480
>be pursued by a dark knight
>easily catches up to you because she is on a horse
>with her superior succubus strength she picks you up with one hand and seats you in front of her
>shuts you up with by showing your face between her breasts
>carries you off

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>>37807197
I do t recall, were there exceptions for soldiering and self-defense? It was only malicious murder that made you scum, right?

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>>37807164
This really bothers me. There's a line that when crossed, should not result in a good end.

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>>37807127
>If I recall, cupids can shoot you with a back arrow that causes love to disappear from your life and will prevent love from forming in the future.


>If I recall, cupids can shoot you with a back arrow that causes love to disappear from your life and will prevent love from forming in the future

This is, if I recall correctly, a specific punishment for breaking Eros's oath. Not for crimes or being a bad person.

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>>37807234

Well, I am glad that apparently MGs are way more forgiving that humans. I don't think anyone should be perpetually banned from a good ending.

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>>37807209
I really do like the Succu Knight design.

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>>37807267
That's what reincarnation is for. Why should serial killers who torture their victims get a happy ending?

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>>37807230

It depends on the mindset. The specific meachanics of it are vague, but it seems your mana scent is influenced by a combination of your mindset and deeds. If you kill people for fun or just to make them suffer, MGs no longer see you as a male, presumably until you repent or at least drop your mindset.

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>>37807230
I guess it's depend on who is right in front of you but you will get the bitter end most of time and go straight to hell because you shouldn't go to war

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>>37807279

I am not saying they SHOULD get a happy ending, but they shouldn't be banned from it if they turn their life around. Most serial killers, likely will never do so. It would be like Palpatine turning to the Light Side of the Force. He can do so in theory, but he never will.

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>>37807267
Everyone who posts here doesn't deserve a good ending.

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>>37807308
>you will get the bitter end most of time and go straight to hell because you shouldn't go to war
Conscription generally means you don't have a choice.

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>>37807308
>but you will get the bitter end most of time and go straight to hell because you shouldn't go to war

This is simply not true. Lecastie soldiers got no problem husbandoed and monsterized despite the fact that many of them had many MG kills on their name. And "hell" is not a bitter end sentence, KC stated it. It is close to that, but you can still get out and marry a monster girl there.

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>>37806935
>Noooooooo why is this setting not like absolutely every other fantasy setting in existence, I’m going insane aaaaaaaaaah

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>>37807260
I'd check, but you know. That said, I guess it would depend on the circumstance and if the decision was made that a black arrow would protect innocents from being harmed by the person in question.

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>>37795077
They're boring ( to me ) because more times than not people tend to treat them like Poison Ivy from DC Comics. The skin colour is nice, but there are other plant-based girls I'm more keen to, like Dryads.

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>>37807260
>This is, if I recall correctly, a specific punishment for breaking Eros's oath. Not for crimes or being a bad person.
You are correct. The Cupids’ “lead arrow” is another way of getting people together, it’s not a punishment.

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>>37807209
Does she have a page on the MGE wiki? I can't find it.

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>>37807345
still Conscripts or not, you still stab someone wife/daughters but i was wrong like has said >>37807348

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>>37807348
Wouldn't it depend on the soldier? Some conscript who thinks he's protecting his friends and family from death or worse probably not getting a bad end. Someone in the know on the true nature of mamono and kills anyway, or those who take great pleasure in killing/pain probably don't.

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>>37807051
>Non-masochists would have a bad time with dark elves

I mean, I am a semi masochist (not really, but I drool at the thought of a muscled warrior MG bitchslapping me silly as she rides me) and I would have a bad time with a dark elf. There is really nothing they offer that Amazons, Minotaurs, Hellhounds or Ogres can't. A big appeal of being roughed up is that the girl roughing you up is a strong girl that really loves you and will use that strenght to protect you, the roughing being just a minuscule fraction of her real strenght and ferocity reserved for those daring to lay a finger on you, the Dark Elves just don't provide that.

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>>37807209
>army invades town
>instead of running and panicking, you sit down with a sign
>it reads "Looking for a sweet wife. Only skill is giving love"
>dark knights start fighting each other for the chance to take this sweet boy

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>>37807083
Harley Quinn character embodies the "I can still save him" mentality

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>>37807390
>Wouldn't it depend on the soldier?

That is correct.

>Someone in the know on the true nature of mamono and kills anyway, or those who take great pleasure in killing/pain probably don't.

Indeed, however the "bad end" is not a foregone conclusion. It is likely, but not a given. People here must understand that "hell" is actually the good outcome for those people. Most of those people are just killed on the spot by MGs protecting themselves, their friends, other humans, or husbands, just a clean kill and that's it. I suppose "hell" occurs when such men encounter monsters that are so overwhelmingly stronger that they can easily subdue without killing them, very rational monsters that can control their anger or when they are bad but not so bad to warrant being killed.

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>>37807385
>you still stab someone wife/daughters

This is indeed true, which is why I don't think MGs are as unforgiving to truly evil people as guys here assume. Yeah, the intent is different, but at the end you still killed someone's daughter, wife or husband.

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>>37807373
I think that's a different arrow. If I recall, that one was to break apart an unhappy marriage so that both could get better partners. I'm almost positive there's also an arrow to punish unfaithful/bad people. Could be wrong, but it makes for good headcanon regardless.

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>>37807427
>Harley Quinn character embodies the "I can still save him" mentality

I wouldn't be surprised if KC retcons "hell" or clarifies it and says that all of the guards are Bogey's or maybe that is the Bogey home dimension.

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>>37806772
It's kind of wild seeing artist like losenis and melon go from doing random sketches to making some top tier art.
I should really learn how to draw.

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>>37807447

I can't say it with absolute certainty, but yeah I recall such an arrow existed. But this isn't to punish bad people, this is specifically to deliver Eros's punishment of breaking the oath to her.

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Shut up and post foxes.

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>>37807435
Maybe? I'm pretty sure there was more traditional hell for the worst of the worst, but without the endless suffering. More of a containment. Even then, reincarnation would bring most back around. You're describing more of a prison for those still alive and who might be redeemable.

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>>37807435
And in ever case the chief god don't protect you or your soul ?
I can see why she's losing

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>>37807417
I like the idea of monsters dueling each other over a man.

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>>37807450
I absolutely love the trope of the demon/jailer going YOU SERIOUSLY SHOULDN'T COME HERE, THERE IS STILL TIME TO SAVE YOURSELF instead of actively wanting more people in hell

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>>37807486
I've never been clear on that. I don't think there is a golden heaven accessible to mortal souls and everybody got reincarnated until the DL created her own version for couples. Because it wouldn't really make sense for the Chef Goddess to not hide her followers souls if she had any control over the afterlife.

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>>37807486
>And in ever case the chief god don't protect you or your soul ?
>I can see why she's losing

I mean even the "neutral" gods are pretty much all pro-DL de facto. The Chaos Demons that are supposed to be equal or superior to the old gods (which were stronger than the current Chief) have become monsters, then there is giants which were on par with the gods that likely are also monsters. I think even the Chief God has pretty much conceded that she lost and she is just putting a token resistence, with her refusing the DL to allow males to be born being her last card. The Chief God is basically Germany after Bagration, everyone with deeper knowledge knows that it is just a matter of time.

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>>37807517
Right? Imagine some demoness desperately trying to turn anon away from a dark path because she wants him to be happy. Crying and begging for him to him to listen. Good story material.

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>>37807375
She is from WGS2
>>37807450
What's there to retcon? It was only mentioned in some old tweet and all we know is that it is run by the DL's second daughter, is located in Zipangu IIRC and they send there men who are too vile for normal monsters. Oh and the monsters there are apparently good at detecting lies.

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>>37807469
>>37807469
>I'm pretty sure there was more traditional hell for the worst of the worst

No, back in the day when this information was made more public, there was a civil war in the thread, this is in huge part because KC was actually silent on if Monster Girls tortured men there like demons in hell. For a lot of guys this was too dark of a take, because one thing is containing evil and another actively MGs making such men suffer. So KC was asked in Patreon, and he answered MGs never torture men and said something along the likes of hell being for "redemption and pay back damages to the victim" and that sometimes aggressive MGs will claim men as their husbands.

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>>37807417
feel like youd be one of the last to be taken

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>>37807560
Would be me regardless.

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>>37807535
>please anon for the love of the demon lord stop trying to stab me

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>>37807550
Yeah, I was getting at a prison-hell but without the torture. And no marrying. I assumed they sat there until they reincarnated. It's been ages since I looked at his Q&As so I'm probably wrong though.

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>>37807486
>>37807522
>>37807517
>>37807535

It is important to note "Hell" in MGE is not a metaphysical plane of souls, it is not an after life. It is a physical prison, though it might be located in another realm like Wonderland, I am not sure. But it has nothing to do with souls or afterlife, it is as physical as any other mamono realm. It is only called that because the Lilim that runs it got inspiration from Zipangu tales of the traditional hell. The Chief God has no souls to hide, because it is not a spiritual plane or an afterlife. It is a physical prison that just has that name.

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>>37807572

No, there is marrying there, KC stated it and also stated "hell" is for "redemption" as well as making up to the victims.

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>>37807572
That really don't seem that bad for the most heavy punishment

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>>37807274
Would like to be caught between a dragon and a dark knight, but with a twist. The dragon is the one trying to rescue me from the dark knight. I am held in a dungeon filled with the dark knight's monsters

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>>37807447
>On the other hand, the black "arrows of lead" cause the love of those who are shot to dry up. They will be overcome with a deep feeling of loss, and start to strongly desire love from another person. Even those who are dull and unaware of love, and those who are too haughty and prideful to love another, will notice the love directed towards them. The importance of love will hit them like a ton of bricks, and they won't be able to help but acknowledge it.
I see how you might get that out of this, but that’s now what they’re for. They’re to get people who don’t give a shit about love to desire it, not to break up couples.
If anything, Cupids would just (and do) use the golden arrows to reignite relationships.

The no-love punishment is not something Cupids can administer. Only Eros herself can do that.

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>>37807469
>>37807550
KC didn't really elaborate on the afterlife besides saying reincarnation is a possibility, did he?

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>>37807586
I don't think even the most evil person should suffer. Kill them if necessary to protect others and let reincarnation sort them out.

>>37807573
>It is important to note "Hell" in MGE is not a metaphysical plane of souls
Ah, that makes sense. So I'm correct that anyone who dies either reincarnates, goes to the DL's afterlife, or gets stuck in between with a wisp?

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>>37804320
It's a major crime to give a yeti a hug when she's ready for a kiss, unless you do both

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>>37807625
I mean, if you give them a hug you’re not going anywhere any time soon anyway.

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>>37807621
>>37807625
Tho, if got sent to "hell" for this i would be pretty upset

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>>37807625
Give her a kiss when she's ready for a hug!

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>>37807651
This confuses the Yeti.

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>>37807615
It’s pretty open ended. The gods have their own spirit planes that their followers can visit (even while alive I think) and reincarnation is mentioned, but otherwise it’s up to the reader.

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>>37807573
>Zipangu tales of traditional Hell
So Naraka. Which isn't even Hell in the traditional sense that westerners understand it and more functionally a purgatory.

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>>37807609
I stand corrected! I was close though. I knew there was a reason you don't want to seriously piss of Eros.

If only there were gods like this.
>Please be a loving person!
>Okay here's a black arrow to help you reconsider
>Here's a loving wife to guide you!
>Okay, I really need you to start working on yourself bud
>Last chance. If you don't knock your shit off I'm going to get angry.

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Post

>top 5 mamano
>top 3 outfits
>top 3 body types
>top 3 combinations of the above

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>>37807728
are you wanting an essay

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>>37807728
No.

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>>37807390
>Someone in the know on the true nature of mamono and kills anyway
If they're given a fair warning to stay out of your clay, but they attack or try some underhanded infiltration/corruption shit anyway then they asked for it. The soldiers fighting them would still be doing their duty and defending their homes, and knowing of the monsters true nature wouldn't change that.

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>>37807543
That's a big fox.

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>>37807743
Well yeah, but that falls under self defense. I'd imagine at that point there would be some level of diplomacy to prevent those situations.

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>>37807704
Even Eros is reserved with that punishment.
If you’re a stubborn ass about love you’ll just get more intensive efforts from her Cupids (and possibly direct action? It’d be interesting to see how she works herself)
The punishment is stated to be for those who destroy love, with the example given being someone who claims to follow her who then commits infidelity.
I think you can imagine how that might tick off even the sweetest goddess.

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do you like?

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>>37807804
is she gonna cut her own ear

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>>37807796
I just want to trigger Eros now by smacking the "love" part of my brain with realmsilver until it's broken. How can he stop me from being retard now ?

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>>37807796
But is it really that big of a sin if the second love is genuine?

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>>37807796
That's what I love about her. A goddess who actively takes a part in mortals lives trying to guide them to happiness, and doesn't jump straight into "purge with holy fire" when you make a mistake. Goes out of her way to help. Even intervenes in war.

Truly, we were born in the worst universe.

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>>37807820
Invisible girls? Certainly!

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>>37807842
It is, because you’ve betrayed the original love. While claiming to stand for love.
You better believe that’s a cursing.

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>>37807501
>kaiju battle between a dragon, wurm and wyvern over who gets to rape you

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>>37807796
>If you’re a stubborn ass about love you’ll just get more intensive efforts from her Cupids (and possibly direct action? It’d be interesting to see how she works herself)
oh no i hate love so much
i will never ever get a girlfriend and get married
i will be a lonely old man and die of age and theres nothing eros can do about it

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>>37807842
Not necessarily. Eros is known to give harems to their most devoted followers, adultery seems to imply a separate (presumably secret) relationship or just doing things for fun.

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>>37805633
He's been everywhere.

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>>37807869
>>37807896
This is the middle point, Eros made you love both and both love you, but both of them hate the other with a passion borderline on homicidal. What about then? Are you supposed to just shame and ignore true love because your first one doesn't get along with the newer one?

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>>37807927
That's not the situation that was described. That's not "destroying love".
Eros is fine with harems, she's not fine with ditching one for another.

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>>37807621
>Ah, that makes sense. So I'm correct that anyone who dies either reincarnates, goes to the DL's afterlife, or gets stuck in between with a wisp?

It is unknown and as far as I know there is no such a thing as a DL afterlife. Reincarnation seems to be the rule, it is unknown what afterlife, if any exists. If I recall correctly, Pharaohs and resurrected MGs that came from men are not really those souls per se, but new MGs created from the body, mamono mana surrounding and residual soul.

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I like how almost half of the thread is people headcanoning by extrapolating a few lines.

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Don't call yourself a mamono fan if you are not cool with a dark elf smashing your balls with a demon silver baton

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>>37807927
That wouldn't be an issue to that extent with monsters, and for h*mans you could probably just pray for some help. Y'know, or monsterize them.

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>>37807934
Is this your OC?

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>>37807960
>no such a thing as a DL afterlife
What, really? You see some form of "spend eternity together" over and over. I thought there was some new plane specifically for couples to hang out it. And that wouldn't necessarily exclude reincarnation being an option when they got bored.

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>>37807991
If there's an afterlife, I doubt the DL invented it.

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>>37804320

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>>37807755
4me

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>>37807994
Not invented. Made her own separate one. I just don't recall there having been one for the Chief Goddess' followers, so assumed she was too cheap and just let them reincarnate.

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how can I safely get raped?

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>>37807755

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>>37808015
Fat foxes fucked frequently.

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>>37808020
wear a helmet

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>>37807670
>So Naraka. Which isn't even Hell in the traditional sense that westerners understand it and more functionally a purgatory.

To be frank, Naraka is insane if you have read about it. The only reason western hell beats it, is because of its eternal nature. Take that away, and the sufferings of Naraka, at least the lowest levels of it, are way way worse than the descriptions we have of western hell. So if MGs ran "hell" according to Naraka, which we know they don't, they would be psychos worse than the pre-DL era monsters.

It also doesn't help that the time spent in the lowest Narakas, is actually nerdmathillion years, which makes it functionally "eternal" for the human brain. In fact the lowest Naraka, actually never ends per se, you are never released. It just cease to be when the universe stops existing and souls there are free to enter into the next creation. So basically, it would be like life in US prison to an immortal guy, where he actually was never released and the only reason he got out is because the US government collapsed in a nuclear war.

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>>37808020
Get in contact with therapist

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It's been a nice couple hours of discussions. Thank you, I've really missed these. I hope you enjoyed them too.

I hope this motivates us to be better people and worthy of the waifus we desire. Who knows, maybe in doing so, we'll provide juice for the portals to finally open.

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>>37808002
fake horse!

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>>37807991
I am pretty sure that's a figurative language, unless they are undead. The closest thing to "DL afterlife" is probably Pandemonium. I am not sure if that can be even called afterlife because people travel there regularly all the time while alive and I don't think anything is mentioned about dying to get there. Though I figure if you worship the Fallen God and suffer an accident she can probably drag you to her realm.

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>>37808020
Initiate the raping

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>>37807796

Actually, how would Eros react if a guy that previously lived in a purely human realm was rejected by human women, then read about Eros punishment. Because he already knows the pain of rejection, he is extremely paranoid about receiving Eros punishment and avoids all love? Even with monster girls, he just refuse to engage in any romantic relationship because he is so paranoid about doing anything to get the curse, that he prefers to just avoid romance altogether rather than risk getting in a relationship, piss Eros and then be cursed with not being loved. Basically he imposes no love on himself because he prefers that on the possibility of no love being imposed on him by Eros, as at least he feels it is his choice.

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>>37808020
why do you want a safe rape, its not rape at all then! FUCKING POSER!

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>>37808065
>You will not get rape if you know what you want
> you should get realmsilver bullets to avoid "hell"
Indeed I learn a lot

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>>37808075
cute waif

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>>37808096
A Cupid gets sent to him with the message of "Eros says stop being a dope."
Then he gets arrowed.

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>>37808096
Sounds like a prime bogey bait.

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>>37808107
>Also drinking realmsiver is funny

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>>37808114
>"Eros sends her regards"

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But what if a man tried to manipulate magic to nullify his emotions and live in isolation?

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will I get condemmed by eros for being the twon bicycle?

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>>37808096
Before you said this i haven't figure out this issue, i'm know pretty terrified by that punishement

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>>37808144
Listen here you little shit. You're going to be loved and you will be happy.

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>>37808159
nah, that sounds like too much reponsiblity

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>>37808018
>so assumed she was too cheap and just let them reincarnate.

The Chief God is not the highest force in MGE, not even the Original Chief God is. It is "fate" we don't know if it is a god, goddess, or it is just a force of nature like the laws of physics, but that is the top known force without going meta, with Love being the actual top force if you go meta. I assume reincarnation falls on fate's domain and this is why the CGs just couldn't or didn't bothered creating an afterlife.

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>>37808159
Can't hear you in my mental bunker

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>>37808179
That makes sense, but what do you mean about the meta part?

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>>37804320

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>>37808214
HELP ME, THEY EATIN MY FINGERRRRRRRS!!!!

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>>37808159
I love living alone, you know , I got my own life.
I’m not gonna have some kiki telling me "Hey! Wake up! .. Get dressed!"
Then she;s gonna push all this frilly frou frou stuff on me like furniture or dishes or whatever. No. We do paper plates here.

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>>37808144
Why?
>>37808150
I bet the whole town loves you.

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>>37808174
>>37808197
>>37808234
That's it. Our most elite operative is being deployed to help you repent your loveless ways. You can look forward to spending hours held in her lap while she whispers lovingly into your ears and slowly milks you silly. Progress will be rewarded with neck/ear nibbles and head scratches. Resistance will be met with further milking.

Remember, you brought this on yourself.

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>>37808253
>ELITE
>shows a dum batcat
uhhhhh????

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>>37808253
>Eros' MantiCorps
RETREAT

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>>37808234
May I interest you in a Shog? No need for furniture or dishes, you can sleep on her lap and eat from her hand.

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>>37808159
>>37808250
Imagine someone with a heavily defiant personality who was taught from birth that monsters were evil and that sex was impure. I imagine they’d be willing to try some extreme measures to make sure they don’t get seduced by monsters

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>>37804404
Instructions unclear, dick caught in egg

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>>37806738
You do realize MGE has the cure for those people right? Much better than what we deal with in our world.

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>>37807842
>>37807869

This is actually an important question. What if you do meet the love of your life after you meet your first love?

For example, a guy that lives in an Order town, doesn't really know about MGs, believes the propaganda that they are murderers and marries a human woman. Years latter, he finds his MG waifu and he is everything he ever dreamed in a woman and more. What then?

>>37808213
>but what do you mean about the meta part

Things that directly involve stuff beyond the MGE world, like KC being the author or the rules KC set as the author for MGE for readers. For example, KC stated that "love trumps all" is the "spirit" of MGE. So that is basically the fundamental law in MGE from a meta point of view, that everything, fate included, must follow. And of course, KC as an author would be a meta force in MGE.

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>>37808253
>batcat
>get distracted by a laser
>No magic ability to undo my mental barrier
Oh no, not the elite

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>>37808289
His wife gets monsterized into his dream girl.

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>>37808276
Those are always the people who have the most spectacular "fall" of all.

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>>37808303
>His wife gets monsterized into his dream girl.

Beyond even the monster that is his dream girl? Seems unlikely. And what if the wife is an extreme order zealot that refuses monsterization?

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>>37808313
mommy gibe me milkies

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>>37808276
>who was taught from birth that monsters were evil and that sex was impure
It is important to treat victims of cults with care to ensure their reintegration into society.

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>>37808289
>Case A
Wasn't really love, woman A eventually monsterizes and gets a man of her own. So goes fate.
>Case B
Was love, dude now gets bigamy.

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>>37808322
>what if the wife is an extreme order zealot that refuses monsterization?
She will realize how wrong she is, they always do.

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>>37808323
You can't handle her milkies.

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>>37808292
>Batcat standing in the door to your room
>"Anon, you know why I'm here..."
>Begins taking off her clothes
>"It's time that you... repent...
>Doesn't know about your secret weapon
>Grab your anti-batcat laser pointer and point it is at the floor
>She whines, looking between you and the dot
>You wiggle it about
>Her prey drives kicks in and she begins chasing it around the room
>You direct it across the floor and she's in hot pursuit close behind
>Guide it up the wall and past the windowsill
>You last see her leaping out the window
>With her wings she'll be fine
>Go back to shitposting
>A voice behind you
>"That was a dirty trick anon..."
>Oh god, oh fuck
>Reach for your lasre
>It's not there
>"Looking for something"
>Very naked, very smug manticore holding your laser
>A box at her feet
>You see rope, a blindfold, nipple clamps and other toys
>She grins
>"Ready for your punishment?"

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>>37807893
wish i had a cupid to beat the love into me with mma and submission holds

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>>37808383
throw my emergency cat nip at her face

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>>37808374
thats exactly why i want the milkies, I want to be smothered by them as I pound her and just drown in her body

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>>37808399
Good job now she's gonna be in maximum overdrive while she fucks you silly.

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>>37808399
Anon, that just makes her hornier. Let me guess, you bought this from the Tanuki across the street?

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>>37808214
>first they steal your fingers
>then they steal your heart
truly horrible monsters

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>>37808383
Unless those toy are for her, i'm out
Good thing that the window is still open

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>>37808289
>>37808322
>Beyond even the monster that is his dream girl? Seems unlikely.
While it's doubtful Eros has sympathy for cheaters in general, the excerpt from Fallen Maidens implies it's her followers who go against her teachings in particular that anger her. Basically, he (or both he and his wife) prayed to Eros to bless their marriage, and then he had the audacity to throw it away, because the gift of the goddess of love was not good enough for him. If he's not an Eros worshiper, see >>37808335

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>>37808276
>I imagine they’d be willing to try some extreme measures to make sure they don’t get seduced by monsters

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>>37808253
>>37808383
I'm a goodboi, can I have a Eros cultist manticore too? Please?
>>37808426
Where's your sense of adventure?

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>>37808451
Sauce?

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>>37808451
What did he mean by this post

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>>37808452
oh no theyve got more

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>>37808452
Yes anon, I too think heels are sexy.

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>>37808460
My sense of adventure say that running as far as the sun go is the better option here

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>>37808451
it's nice when girls get competitive.

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>>37808053
My point still stands. It's Naraka in the sense that it's a holding cell for naughty boys.

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>>37808492
I'm sure a more vanilla partner can be found if you aspire to the boring and mundane.

I for one welcome MGs who go the extra mile training their husband to be a cute pleasure slave.

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>>37808528
Sorry mate but i'm at the exact opposite of this. Have fun and thank you for taking my place. May god bless you

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>>37805715
I raise you one gothicore

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>>37808535
cute goat

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful when you get minor injuries around very strong monster girls.
They get extra protective.

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>>37808535
Goat Magician!

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>>37808592
If you get hurt they don't rape you ?

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>>37808592
I got shot in a ghetto driveby

What's my fate

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>>37808607
Of course?

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>>37808614
Revival to be a Lich's assistant.

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>>37808607
No, they take you home, patch you up, and get extra clingy (if single) or assign one of their still single daughters as your protector (wife)

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>>37808556
>"No Anon, this isn't a phase. This truly is who I am"
>maybe you shouldn't have left those big titty goth gf memes on your computer

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Let me say that an Amazoness village would be a good place for Eros missionaries to go.

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>>37808678
Just come out and say what you're thinking you fuck.

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>>37808592
ogey, i am going to play wth napalm, it seems cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>37808745
>white phosphorus slime
it's like a sticky fire that poisons you. might be neat.

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>>37808796
lets go even crazier, greek fire slime

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>>37808700
Eros Amazoness village would be a nice place. You're still a househusband doing what you do when your wife is out hunting, but she's much more affectionate than those from other tribes. She always gives you a kiss when she comes home, during the public fucking she's not ashamed to clearly say she loves you and how pretty you are, and she sometimes even brings you flowers.

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smol vampires

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>>37808812
Oh. I like this. Thought you were implying Amazons don't love their husbands.

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>>37808253
Poor soul will be a heart-pupiled mess within the first night. Another bachelor meets his end.

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>>37806439
>I would like to read more about monsters trying to win someones heart after seeing pussy is not the end all be all answer to all their lives problems

That's fair, but it's equally fair to note that we're not talking "man falls to pussy" in these scenarios. As was explained in Another Tale of Fallen Maidens, if the pleasure monsters gave was simply just superhuman pleasure then it could be resisted and refused. The reason it isn't is because of the genuine affection and goodwill that monsters communicate through the pleasure. It goes right to the person's heart, and there can be no deceit.

Certainly though, one can imagine it may take some monster husbands some time to come to terms with their change in perspective after having sex with a monster, depending on just how entrenched the man was in certain order doctrines and prejudices.

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>>37808926

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Behold, an entire ass mood.

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>>37806722
Bogies want "naughty" men who can still be redeemed, not outright evil men.

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>>37808926
You're not wrong on any of that, but few stories continue past the first fuck. I want to see more of that affection and goodwill. Show me the morning-after cuddling. Show me them going out together. Show me her bring her human into town to experience monster society.

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are humans in mge stronger than irl ones aka running on anime logic

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>>37809029
Yes.

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>>37808819
Built for headpats

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>>37806935
To be clear, this doesn't mean "for every monster there is only one possible mate" (though that can happen too), it simply means a monster isn't going to form that permanent pair bond with a man who isn't suitable for her.

For many monsters they can sense that he'll be suitable upon simply seeing a given man, for others it takes a bit more time.

It's also nothing new really, even if we've only gotten details more recently. "If a man strikes her fancy" has been one of the most used types of lines in the profiles for years, and given we've also long known that monsters don't choose men based only on appearance or ability, that naturally meant they are looking for/sensing something else that strikes their fancy. We've likewise long known that a man's capacity to desire her is the thing monsters want most in a mate (well alongside with him not being evil).

Honestly, monsters having to wait to find a suitable man makes the setting less of a hugbox in a sense. It means that some unlucky monsters go through many years of loneliness before they find a man they want to ravish.

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>>37808943
I don't understand, is this /tg/ stuff?

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>>37806944
sounds like it has potential for a funny story

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>>37809046
asura mythra got to sit down the in depths waiting for her fated one

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>>37806687
sounds like a bit of hypocrisy, monsters do a little rape and its all okay nobody cares, I do a little rape and im branded a vile cretin.

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>>37807035
I'd argue there are fundamentally incompatible relationships, but yes to be clear, this kind of sensing doesn't mean the man will accept her immediately or that the monster won't have to overcome adversity. It just means that in the end he will willingly accept her and find they are compatible.

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>>37809046
>It means that some unlucky monsters go through many years of loneliness before they find a man they want to ravish.
>[Laughing zombie dragon]

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>>37809067
It's only a crime if you do it to a human woman. It's fair game to do it to (single) monsters.

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>>37807108
>I didn't know about that part, which book it came from ?

It hasn't been mentioned in the settings books, but KC has brought it up in tweets if I recall right. Details about it may still be developing.

Also, I don't think KC said this is where the truly scummy people go. The fact that the monsters work to redeem them means these criminals can't be the "scum beyond redemption" that it's stated monsters hate.

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I think she's trying to tell me something.

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>>37809067
>I think the translation of the word "犯す(okasu)"to"rape" caused confusion. Actually, it is not used in serious nuance. For me and Japanese fans, this part is interpreted like "Such attractive girl nestles and pushes me down! Yes!" At least, we don`t consider it creepy or with denial of the dignity of man as you may feel from that word.
>Additionally, the settings of the"author of MGE" may cause some misunderstandings.

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>>37809098
they wont get mad?

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>>37807615
>>37807659
An afterlife is also mentioned, it's existence being why you need Hel's help to call back a soul that has gone over to it, but we don't know much of anything beyond that (and that a certain ritual can ensure a monster girl and her husband stay together in the afterlife). The fact that it exists though, and how special the various reincarnations that have been mentioned seem to be (it seems to usually require a deity to directly intervene and perform the reincarnation), would indicate that most people in the setting don't reincarnate.

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>>37809269
Damn you arcade, getting Okaa-san as a playable servant.

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>>37809171
>be an assistant to a monster captain
>think it's gonna be sexy shenanigans all the time
>instead she actually makes you work and do your job
>grumble to yourself that this isn't what you expected based on your favorite animes
>never see her deep blush and licking her lips as you go about working

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>>37809029
Yes indeed. They are much weaker in terms of strength than most monsters, but they are harder to badly injure or kill than real life humans (though again, many monsters are powerful enough to easily kill an average human if they wanted to).

And depending on various factors they have theoretically unlimited potential for growth.

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>>37809062
She at least had the advantage of her powers of prophecy letting her know her mate would one day appear before her, so she apparently wasn't all that lonely and instead made the most of those centuries of waiting.

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>>37809106
>The fact that the monsters work to redeem them means these criminals can't be the "scum beyond redemption" that it's stated monsters hate.
It can be both. Majority of men who end up there just require proper guidance, and the means are strict, but some irredeemably bad apples must be isolated.
>KC has brought it up in tweets if I recall right
I don't remember how I found the post on warosu in the first place, but I'll copy the relevant thing from it:

>「魔界自然紀行」には触手の森の大殺戮を形容した「地獄の半日」、及びその際のドラゴンによる火炎攻撃を形容した「地獄の業火」というフレーズがありますが、図鑑世界には大量殺戮の例えに用いられるような凄惨な世界としての「地獄」が存在する、またはそう信じられていると理解してよいのでしょうか？

>主神教やジパングの神話で善良な魂が送られる楽園と、悪しき魂が送られる地獄といった伝承はあります。（実際にあるかは別として）また、そこから着想を得て魔王の次女により作られた「地獄」という現世の施設も存在します。
https://ask.fm/k_cross/answers/113276999509

>前の質問で答えられた”魔王の次女により作られた「地獄」という現世の施設”とはどういった施設なのでしょうか？文字通り責め苦を与えられるところなのでしょうか

>魔界のひとつであり、簡単にいうと、真面目な魔王の次女が裁判長をやっている、裁判所と刑務所がセットになっている施設です。過去を見る事ができたり、思考を読む魔物娘が居るらしく、公正な判決を下すと評判です。
https://ask.fm/k_cross/answers/114709430357

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>>37809269
insnt she a psycho bitch that wants to kill everyone /?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809326
She's just a little mad that humanity forgot momma and may have tried to kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809326
nothin a lil bit of dick can't fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809269
i want dragon mommy to spoil me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809276
anon resigns the day before the captain was gonna make her move

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>>37809308

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>>37809356
how common is it for mgs to show off their pregnant bellies to all their single friends? or just show it off in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809294
so if we ever met them we would get our shit kicked in real quick

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>>37809308
Machine translation and all, but it looks like after noting how the Hell prison was inspired by the tales of a real place of punishment in the afterlife, KC seems to imply it's as yet unknown if such a place exists or not.

>There is also a facility in this world called "Hell" that was inspired by it (whether it actually exists or not)

I do like how important the facility is, that it's ran by the second born lilim of all people.

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>>37809339
the solution ot every probelm in MGE
Chesh annoying, apply penis
Cows getting rowdy, apply copius amounts of cock
Bitchy tanuki trying to hustle you? apply coupon code:P3n1$

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809373
Well one can hope you wouldn't go picking a pointless fight. Plus if we went to their world we would apparently run by the same rules as their world's humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809373
i mean sorta. i'd think a lot of them would adopt the succubus "combat" style of teasing, hip checks and charm magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809397
Yep. The goal is never to hurt them. That's why they rely on touch and charms/spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809326
No?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to dick her so hard that she stop being evil by focusing in taking care of our baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809503
it happens

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37805136
Don't underestimate her grip

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>>37809503
but then who will be evil, if take care of the baby she has the time to be evil

[Anonymous No.]

A crook and his creeping coin girlfriend attempting to swindle a tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809575
Wormy The Evergreen has done the impossible, tamed a hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809575
yea its pretty crazy what she can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809668
PUT DOWN THE GUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809673
how else is she going to rob farmers of their hard earned veggies?

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[Anonymous No.]

Huge breasted werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809758
huge huggable wolfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809758
>infectious bites and scratches cause breast growth in women
a virulent strain of lycanthropy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37807658
Yeti is confused! She hugged herself in confusion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809779
Huge
Huggable
Breedable
They're wolves for making lots of pups with.

>>37809785
>Town suffers not just a majority of its women becoming werewolves but also the average bust size nearly doubling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809718
I have a soft spot for Kancolle girl and even a softer one for their enemies

[Anonymous No.]

all human boys will be raped into an mindbroken mess sooner or later. There are no exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809792
>She hugged herself
Dammit now you reminded me of that depressing dowman comic

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809819
tfw no togetoge wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809811
Sure anon, sure. Just look at this poor bastard, it's a miracle he can even stand up straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809831
a mans true mettle is determined during the honeymoon

[Anonymous No.]

>mindflayers
https://youtu.be/bxZoySSaq8s

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809811
>t. nerd who cant talk to anon without stuttering

[Anonymous No.]

I present to you, a humble cat
She is around your age, give or take a few years
She has no exceptional powers beyond maybe some basic magic
She has her own hobbies but is interested in learning about (you)rs
She loves (you) and wants to spend time with (you)
"basic" monsters need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809758
Big huggable wolfgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809831
>>37809851
t. low tier monsters waiting to get cucked but a high tier monster like lilims or greenworms

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[Anonymous No.]

I have come to the conclusion that Cheshires are definitely in my top 3 monsters. Thing is, I really like handjobs, and I don't think thats really an option. Do pawjobs feel good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809933
They can keep you extra comfy in a marshmallow hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809933
tall tough wolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809983
dwarf or cancer instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809983
Somebody needs to be educated on the softness of kitty paw pads.

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[Anonymous No.]

i wanna wear creepy gasmasks around in MGC and wander the seedier parts of it to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809869
A cat is welcome in my house.

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[Anonymous No.]

Ferociously violent sex with a whitecap while she whimpers how much she loves me the whole time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37804320

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809869
A cat is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810061
Ah yes, my order of onee-chans has arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37809869
I prefer the edgy cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810061
Tails too small

[Anonymous No.]

Eye see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810082
>>37810101
These cats are for kittens, regardless of what anyone may say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37808508

Its Naraka to the same degree that MG rape is real life rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810104
This big enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810183
Bigger

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>>37808812
>You're still a househusband doing what you do when your wife is out hunting, but she's much more affectionate than those from other tribes. She always gives you a kiss when she comes home, during the public fucking she's not ashamed to clearly say she loves you and how pretty you are, and she sometimes even brings you flowers.

Actually this happens in Ares (normal) Amazoness villages too. Amazons are very close in behavior to Hellhounds. They see men as frial beings to protect and the Day of Rejoicing ritual entry even states protecting men is a fundamental aspect of being an Amazon. So all those things you say, would happen in a normal Amazon village too.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810186

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810189
>frial beings

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>>37809046
>that naturally meant they are looking for/sensing something else that strikes their fancy.

Recent tweet information pretty much confirmed "strike her fancy" means that the guy has an attraction to said MG or a fetish with her, with MG replying to said attraction the stronger the man's attraction is. "I want to marry a monster of this race" is the second most powerful desire men can have that turns on a MG, with "I want to marry this particular individual" being the strongest desire men can that attracts a MG the most. So basically, if a Minotaur sees a man with an abs fetish, he will surely strike her fancy. If she sees a man that is indifferent to muscles or her personality, she might just be indifferent and make a weak effort if any at all to get him and if he thinks muscle women are hideous, she will just don't feel anything at all.

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>>37804320

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls who don't need sleep lying in bed with you out of pure love because she doesn't want you to get lonely.
Probably watching you sleep. Creepy or not, its nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810237
I crave it.

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>>37809106
>Also, I don't think KC said this is where the truly scummy people go. The fact that the monsters work to redeem them means these criminals can't be the "scum beyond redemption" that it's stated monsters hate.

You know people are not static, right? People can change, a man can be "scum beyond redemption" at a given point but not always. Though there are likely men that are always "scum beyond redemption" but it is because they have just adopted that state as their core, not because MGs are unwilling to forgive them. For example, the Darth Vader that destroyed Alderaan would be "scum beyond redemption" at that given point, of MGs saw him they would likely hate him and try to kill him or lock him up if he even dared to look at her husband or even say anything to her. The Vader that got redeemed by Luke in ROTJ would not, and the ROTS Anakin after the slaughter of the temple that was still crying in remorse would likely be seen at the border, but still someone that is worth a shot to try to seduce back (monster girl Padme).

Now Darth Sidious, would likely fall in the category of permanently "scum beyond redemption" where he will never leave "hell" until he dies and will likely be killed just for being there, with no monster in "hell" ever getting near him to seduce him and maybe even treating him with disdain. This is not because monsters have decided he went too far and no matter what will never be husband material, but because Sidious just plain has killed all the light within himself and will never get a lightyear close to feeling remorse or changing his ways, not even for a hot MG waifu, he has become a black hole of darkness that only craves death, suffering, anger, power and destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all banshees are big cry-babies.
Some are quite terrifying knights and sorceresses!
The screams are just a benefit!

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>>37809374

KC said something like "whetever such a place exists or not", given how vanilla MGE is, I could almost bet that it doesn't exist, but left the possibility open because maybe zero punishment at all for even the worst deeds, might be too controversial for even Japan fans, or to leave a dark mystery open. If such a place exists it 100% certain is not eternal and also 1000% monster girls have zero role in delivering the punishments and suffering there.

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>>37810216
i like that they're suckers for romance and would likely aid any attempt to seek your dream girl.

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>>37809374
>I do like how important the facility is, that it's ran by the second born lilim of all people.

More like this is something the Lilim decided to build by herself, like Wonderland, rather than a super important mandate by the Mamono Lord.

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>>37810265
>banshee anything
>not a cry baby
just say that their armor/dress makes them look fat

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>>37810272
it's not likely to be a focus of the setting given you're supposed to be happy and do happy things. if there were bad people somewhere they get dusted under the rug, as well they should be.

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You are legally obligated to fuck the lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>Refresh Anubis
>Still no holiday stories
How else am I expected to find joy?

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>>37810342
Nah

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>>37810342
I signed no such contract!
Yet.

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>>37807179
I actually forgot to mention how me and my wife met last time, so I'm making a comic out of it. It probably won't be done by Christmas though.

The couple in the foreground are my parents in-law, The elderly mucus toad is Brooke's grandmother, who knitted that Christmas sweater of hers. The three blank toads are my sisters in-law. The Guy Fawkes anon is my brother in-law, and he and the blank toad he's holding hands with are Marsha's parents.

If you want to picture me meeting my parents in-law, track down that old commercial where an imposing father in-law can only stare sternly at his new son in-law for a moment before picking him up in bear hug. I really appreciated having their approval and acceptance.

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>>37810342
That's an amphibian

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>>37810342
Can't wait.

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>>37810342
>salamander lawyer
i'd have no objections to her cross examination if you know what i mean

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>>37810407
Oh yeah? If she isn't a lizard why do I keep my pictures of her in my "lizards" folder?

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>>37810464
Because you haven't studied cladestics.

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>>37810342
No can do. I have to beat her in combat first. I know it's not required but I want to.

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>>37810474
Lizard? more like Pizzard hahaha!

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>>37810400
The art and story are coming together wonderfully so far, anon. Can't wait to see it finished, but don't over-exert yourself either. Also, is there some significance to the fly on the Christmas tree?

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>>37810482
legal battle might qualify

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>>37810549
>Anon provides a solid argument in court
>"OBJECTION"
>"On what grounds?!"
>"I want him to marry me!"
>"Sustained."
AttorneyAnon has a hard battle in front of himj

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>>37809989
Human men belong to large canines.

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Afraid that you will be labled as irredeemable and imprisoned or murdered by monsters so you just stay home and live vicariously through the monsters couples seen on television/computer.

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>>37810342
I hope she's prepared to train me until I can keep up.

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>>37810583
That's basically already my life.

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>>37810549
>anon trains his whole life for that one battle with his future wife
>Arrives at her place sword at the ready
>As he kicks in the door he hears "All rise!"

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>>37810583
>getting choked out by a spec ops cupid tired of your shit
all's well that ends well

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>>37810619
With her thighs I should hope.

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>>37810619
>SpecOps cupid
Does she have a bunch of needlessly tacticool equipment for Anon hunting?

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>>37810619
Remember the basics of CQC or you'll end up like anon

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>>37810628
it's preferred but i won't be greedy

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>>37810641
>Step one: Dont get headlocked by cupid thighs
>Step one: Failed.

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>>37810648
Failed successfully.

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>>37810619
What she gonna do with em?

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>>37810631
>needlessly tacticool equipment for Anon hunting
>SpecOps cupid busts down anons door
>instead of fear, anon fawns over how cool the cupid is with all her gadgets
>cupid is confused and wonders if this counts as a success

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>>37810684
I'd probably make fun of her for it, honestly.

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>>37810631
>All that for little old me? I didn't even leave the door locked

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>>37810684
>heartbeat sensor loudly doki dokis at her side

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>>37810641
close quarter cuddles!

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>>37805750
Tfw Anon staggers to the can with his guts burning like the morning after a bad Taco Tuesday and shits out a new magical sword...

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>>37810706
>Tell me, mighty hero, from whence did you obtain your mighty blade?
>Uh, I.... pulled it out of a stone.... yeah....

[Anonymous No.]

How do I avoid getting cat fished by fake hags, loli momsters taking megamorphosis potions to appear older?

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>>37810714
30 year old+ Boomer memes.

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>>37810714
blast some pop and check for any angry twitching, use the staus checking skill or just straight spouting shit about cosent and all the other garbae they teach nowadys in MGCU

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>>37810714
Slip subtle insults about flat chests into your speech. If she's a loli she'll break cover from rage eventually

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>>37810714
I 'd live the sweet lie and get dom'd by that absolute mommy

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mere
https://twitter.com/kaedehito_sb/status/1466065379348729861?s=20
also why's it so hard to find artists into lipstick marks?

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>>37810714
ask her if she's lying to you
make sure to say you've been hurt by lies before while crying

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>>37810342

Judge, I can't, I would gladly fuck the Lizard, but I am not a warrior and don't want to become one and she will only fuck warriors that can fight at her level. I can't comply with my obligation, and not because of lack of willingness at all.

I will gladly fuck one of those "protectors" Dragons that are talked about in Dragonia that sees humans as "creatures that need to be guarded and protected", zero objections about that, judge.

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>>37810773
Imagine a rainbow party with monsters wearing different color of lipstick, I like to imagine that with my horde of Porcs and Trolls

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>>37809701
Farmers are armed, she best keep to holding up piggly wigglys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBsXywDAmh0

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>>37808267
>and eat * her hand
Ftfy
Tfw you eat her purple 'cake' and later take a purple dump into the house 'toilet'.
>circleoflife

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>>37806738
MGs probably wouldn't be racist, but they sure as hell would hate Kikes and anyone else spreading misery and discord.

If /tg/ wanted to write a story about Monstergirls and War, imagine what Druella would do when she found out there was a group of humans who encouraged divorce and cheating, sought the destruction of young men and of families, aborted children by the millions, and mutilated penises for fun.

As for Trannies, I think they'd feel sorry for them. Hopefully Manammy-Bammy would be able to cure their mental and physical ailments, or just cause them to Alp.

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>>37808214
>eat Anons fingers
>Anons hand too sore to beat off
>....
>profit

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>>37810841
So monster girls would lead to the Holocaust: The Sequel ?

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>>37806801
How's the weather in Tel Aviv, Schlomo?

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>>37808289

If there is actually a MG out there that is the dream woman of a man and said man is also the MG dream man or at least she wouldn't mind marrying him, then I think fate would just not allow that scenario of that man marrying anyone else but her, or even Eros herself wouldn't allow it and would direct the man there and said woman he was going to marry to whatever man will make her the most happy.

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>>37806827
She used to be uber-popular (at least one Waifufag I know of), but now I hardly see people talking about her or Ghandarva.

Griffons are top-tier, though, and may rival Dragons for top spot.

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>>37810890
I think that is the best piece of art she has ever gotten, with this a close second. It's a pity how little art she gets, considering how fucking majestic she is with those wings.

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>>37806738

I know KC didn't said it with that intent, or being homophobe or transphobe. But, at least going by the machine translation I saw using google translate, KC actually pulled a Ramzan Kadyrov when asked about pure lesbian and gay taste in MGE and as far as I recall either said something like "there is no problem with them in MGE, because they don't exist" or "sorry, we (or MGE) don't deal with them."

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>>37810902
Why does she shake the maracas?

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>>37807971
Thread canon = best canon

It's my favorite part of this community, how people constantly add cool stuff to the world and the girls, while working withing KC's existing framework.

Reminds me of when my friends and I would browse wookieepedia and make up cool star wars stories during lunch.

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>>37810906
Disappointing, dont they realize that yuri is the best kind of porn?

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>>37810890

When she first came out, it was strongly implied she was on par with Dragons and successfully fought them up. Then I think I think it was clarified, that they are just able to drive Dragons away because Dragons just consider it too much of a bother to deal with rather than actually being fought off. I assume the first part brought them many fans and the latter caused a lot of fans to drop. She also gave a lot of Jinko vibes when the profile was untranslated, so I guess initially the muscle and protectionfags hoped it would be noted she is muscular or something like that.

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>>37810922

There is yuri, in fact it is official they exist with monsterization, they just not only exclusive yuri.

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>>37810916
Ominous maraca shaking is the final warning before she strikes

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>>37810012
Your not alone anon, I want to get in scuba diver like power armor to explore the most unseen parts of the mg world

[Anonymous No.]

Is her game any good or is it too painfully western? I like the design.

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>Mating pressing a hag dragon
>Cum deep inside her
>Suddenly hear loud pop
>Her hip popped out of its socket
>Have to drive to Grelia’s sabbath to get it popped back in
>Hag dragon brags to all her friends about how I fucked her so hard I displaced her hip

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>>37810858
I'd read it

Ace Combat Anon, now's your time to shine

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>>37810906
Its a matter of degree. My interpretation is that theres obviously no western militant manhating butch femsbians as they get 'cured' the same as poofters and trannys get Alped, but there are 'hot lipstick yuri lesbians' who twin-up until they can find a man each or to share.
E.g. double-plants and plant-insect symbiotic pairs are basically a hot-twins 3way practicing on each other until their Anon arrives

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>>37810902
Hehe, "Fucking Majestic" is an understatement. I also like that they guard treasures like Dragons, but are more tsundere about it.

PS how's the drawing coming along? I was promised P'Orcs

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>>37810926
guess it's up to oomukade to bully dragons

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Big tough centipedes sticking nerdy ryus into lockers!

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>>37810976
>>37810906
KC is explicitly pro-family. He obviously likes the idea of having fulfilling married life for everyone, and either he REALLY wants kids, or he's being paid under the table by Shinzo Abe to psyop MGE readers.

Either way, he's opposed to any activity that impedes healthy marriage and procreation. Gay shit is obviously right out, and as I understand it Yuri stuff only really happens within Harems, or occasionally as part of monsterizarion. Regardless, no sexual activity happens to the exclusion of or harm to men (or women for that matter).

KC is very based, and I hope he keeps dabbing on the fags and trannies that keep trying to shove their bullshit into MGE, possibly the one area of the internet untainted by their mental illness.

>>37810922
>Best kind of porn
>Not handholding nakadashi lovey-dovey honeymoon with extra cuddles afterward

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>>37810976
A tsundere western blue-haired butch lesbian liliraune would be a funny character, though

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>>37810002
>Buy tons of monstergirl slaves
>Make them do actual labour
Me big brain. They little smooth brain

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>>37811021
KC is incredibly based

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>>37811001
>>37810991

>Prom Queen 'Mukade and her Ferris-Bueller-esque BF keeping order in Monstergirl High
>Teacher's pet and Spoiled-Little-Rich-Girl Ryu-chan scores 101 on Mrs. Haku's Monsterology Final
>By showing off, she screwed up the curve for everyone else
>As punishment, Mukade-chan corners Ryu after school, pumps her full of venom, and throws her naked into the Boys locker room (Where Ferris-kun arranged Dylan, the school Bad-Boy, to be)
>A week later, Dylan and Ryu-chan are going steady
>Mukade still flunked the course

Monstergirl Breakfast Club would be fun to write

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>>37811021
Yeah, its only a fill-in activity until they get an Anon and they presumably use it to attract an Anon who is into making up a 3way, because even in a generally non-cucking world like MGE you cant just waifu one half of a double-plant and leave her twin to stand there just watching and frustratedly schlicking forever alone.
You have to waifu the pair together obviously.
>because the alternative of the other-half getting her own Anon is a bit close to risking balls-touching and Alping you both.

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>>37811040
Ok, but why do you want to live in a Pyramid?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you considering moths yet?

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>>37811089
He hopes to attract a pharaoh

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>>37810527
Thanks anon! I've been enjoying my fit of inspiration, but I'll try not to burn myself out.

It's just their tree topper. I wasn't sure what to use considering that I don't know of any significant stars in MG lore and a plain angel didn't sound quite right for monsters. I also wasn't sure what the MGE version of Christmas would even *be*, the CG doesn't have any demi-gods that I know of after all. I mean, sure, I've seen thread-goers joke about rapemas and all the good little orcs getting nightgaunt's cast offs, but this is supposed to be wholesome. I decided that there would likely be many different December holidays that roughly land around the solstice, just like in real life. My wife's family celebrates Croaksmas, a festive solstice holiday that celebrates a miraculous mid-winter bug harvest that got a legendary hero of swamp monsters through a brutal cold snap. That fly is a symbol of providence and plenty. Thankfully Sin Sack and Guy Fawks already ensured that more ethnically mucus toad dishes have a debugged twin. Croaksmas dinner often involves a strong seafood component, a fuckhuge lobster or crab often taking the role of turkey, and toads are often confused about human's insistence that water bugs are delicacies, but land and air bugs are vermin.

Oh, and before I forget, an move from my wife's toolkit.
>Slurp
Brooke lashes out with her tongue, slapping a viscous glob of spit to an injury. Mucus toad spit has anti-bacterial, painkilling components in it, and is sticky enough to hold a wound shut and staunch bleeding in a pinch.

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I know Eros doesn't like cheating and curses it by removing love if a couple married under her cheats. But what would happen in a situation like this:

Say for example there is a novice order paladdin in training and a bookworm aspiring scholar. The scholar thinks she is pretty, the aspiring paladdin thinks he is not bad and the order currently places a lot of value in marriage and marrying as soon as possible, there are few men in the city, so they date and get together. Then because it is the custom of the city, they get married under Eros. They have affection for each other and genuinely care, like a lot of marriages in real life. But they are not really happy and have incompatible tastes. The now scholar really likes the idea of a stronger woman protecting him he doesnt wish to be a warrior himself at all and in fact likes the contrast of a stronger woman with a weaker man, you could say he is more attracted to her than she is to him but still is not truly happy as she knows this isn't her, he sighs at times when he sees Amazons, Minotaurs and Hellhounds with their husbands. The now Paladdin is quite opposite, he appreciates her husband, is fond of him, but she really desires a strong man that can stand up with her and is really turned off the few times they have faced bandits or monsters and she has to take the sword as he waits behind her. She sighs when she sees Salamanders and Lizardmands living with their husbands, or really just her fellow Paladins that married other proud warriors or heroes.Through the years they have grown to be fond of each other. But they really look for completely different things in romance and would really be better off with other partners, he with a monster warrior that doesn't have fighting requirements, and she either with a fellow knight or monsterizing into a Salamander or Lizardman.

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>>37810926
> it was strongly implied she was on par with Dragons and successfully fought them up. Then I think I think it was clarified, that they are just able to drive Dragons away because Dragons just consider it too much of a bother to deal with rather than actually being fought off.
Kind of a weird change although I don’t think it would be a deal breaker what monsters are as strong as dragon or stronger besides lilims?

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811118
The canon best girl, baphomet, of course.

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>>37811021
>KC is explicitly pro-family.

I love MGE MGs, but this is a part where I really clash with KC and I don't know how MGs would see me. I am anti-natalist, because I consider it a cruelty to bring more souls to suffer in this world. I don't hate per se the idea of having children, but I think they are too much of an effort and would rather just be me and my couple. This is further strenghtened by the fact I consider it a cruel act to have children, because they didn't asked to be born and dragging them here, qdoesn't feel right to me. I have often wished I was naturally aborted, I don't want to make someone else feel the same.

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>>37811055
You are too, Anon, you are too.

>>37811040
That's actual slave abuse. Do rebellious girls at least get a ride on your Complaince Engine?

>>37811089
>North Florida Southern Grrrl Anubis who opens a Bass Pro Shop Pyramid complete with a water slide and a Publix
>New Orleans Pharoah with a Cajun accent wants to know if you both want to go gulf fishing next week.
>Interrupted by 4 or 5 Alabama Khepris loudly planning their next Mudding trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811122
I need to fluff.

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>>37811118
>I don’t think it would be a deal breaker what monsters are as strong as dragon or stronger besides lilims?

Nearly no one, it is not like it was a deal braker. My point is that maybe her sudden initial influx of fans came from this. Not that monsters that can fight Dragons are bad, but monsters like Dragons automatically seem to attract lots of anons, so this could had explained her apparently initial relatively big fanbase.

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>>37811089
Anon keeps trying to get his new slaves to build him a simple 2storey 3 bedroom with games-room and double garage.
>the sand-heckhound architect he hired keeps making 'mistakes' with the plans and the construction works all turn out square-based and pointy...

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>>37811138
Hey, I get you man, I used to feel the same way. Basically, I see it like this:

>Within the world of MGE:
Suffering is rare and usually the result of bad choices, all of which can be rectified pretty easily. Its literally not cruelty to bring kids into a fairy-tale world where both the gods and demons have pre-ordained a happy ending for everyone, as long as they allow it to happen to them.

>In the real world:
90% of human suffering (beyond ordinary ennui) is preventable and happens because certain groups of people cause other groups of people to suffer, because it benefits them and they think it's funny. The same group of people who cause the suffering, war, scarcity, disease, death, and despair also really, really, REALLY don't want you or anyone else having children, hence the anti-natalist propaganda everywhere.

By having kids, I am fighting back against those demons, because when they die, my family will still be around, and they will inherit a better world than the one we have now.

Life is eternal struggle, Anon. We don't get a naturally happy ending, we have to fight for it. That struggle is noble and glorious, and having children is part of it. By doing so, you help bring the possibility of goodness into a world of evil. Don't ever wish you were never born, Anon, because to do you you reject the gift of Life you were given. Bittersweet as it is, it is sweeter and more glorious to suffer and struggle and to die a hero than to never have lived at all.

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>>37811144
I'm pretty sure her initial influx of fans was due to her big, huge, enourmous, slutty wings

Cor! Just look at em!

[Anonymous No.]

I just dont want kids that sounds like so much work for no real reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811258
I'd need years of therapy before I would consider having kids. Thankfully, MGE is a hugbox and I doubt I'd get any before we were ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810818
>my husband's wedding
Oh no no no, is it a bicorned hotdog?

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>>37811258
It absolutely is, Anon, the hardest work you'll ever do in your life. But it's also the only work you're likely to do that has any meaning.

You probably won't design the next space shuttle or cure cancer or broker world peace. You probably spend your days doing bullshit work for money to eat and spend on Vidya or whatever. Raising the next generation of Mankind, making sure they are good, rather than evil, intelligent rather than dull, lovers of beauty and humor and compassion and wisdom--what could be a more Noble take than that?

One of the best ways to avoid feeling like a machine that turns burgers into bullshit is to have kids. It's the way most of us achieve our immortality, to become part of something bigger than ourselves, ensuring we return to the human race, the great flow of humanity racing towards eternity. It means even more if you are religious, like me.

To avoid work is to avoid life. To seek out work worthy of long hours, pain, drudgery, and risk, to pour one's whole being into a Work, that is a life worthy of a Man!

The only problem is finding a beautiful, noble, kind-hearted and ingenious woman worthy of such a quest to assist you. But I know you'll find her if you look Anon. She's waiting for all of us, and her name is Destiny

[Anonymous No.]

Anubi are straight-laced and domineering because they're actually complete degenerates. Their demeaner is actually a facade to keep you from knowing how horny and kinky they are. This is why graped anubi are obsessed with sex. They drop the facade and just let loose. If you don't get your anubis graped or do something else to let her go wild, you're doing your relationship with her wrong. She should never be the one in charge. She should be a slave to your wiener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811141
>Dixiegypt girls

Mmmm fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811285
I suspect its just poor syntax and the Heckhund wanting to over-use both words in public as often as possible.
>but ofc it may be the old meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>37805787
>Who
Nurarihyon or either of the foxes
>Where
Somewhere we can live comfortably and I have access to magick study materials

[Anonymous No.]

So do we need more lizard girl lewds or more salamander lewds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37807464

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811312
But a boy's rightful place is under his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811312
Who let the grapesnake on the internet again?

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to build a pyramid to attract a pharaoh
>Hire workers from everywhere from the city to the shittiest backwater village
>Turns out to be a real major ordeal to build a pyramid especially with monster girls screwing with the workers
>Jackal gals kidnapping and dragging workers into the dunes to never return
>Until 9 months later to show off their cute daughters and wives
>Buzzard harpies swooping down to carry a man away upon noticing the first instance of fatigue setting in
>Fly him to their nest out of the sun to feed him water via mouth to mouth
>Stray anubises thinking they can take over my construction project and order my workers around
>Still spites me even after I give her the boot by ordering a worker to take her to his bedroom
>Desert ghouls giving guys blowjobs in their sleep draining the life out of them leaving them unable to work
>Return every night to do it again, probably just to piss me off
>Gator gals grabbing my workers who were collecting water and death rolling them, or in this case life rolling them
>Mummies thinking they can just move in even though it’s half finished and cursing my workers
>City monsters thinking these guys are slaves and need to be saved despite me paying them well, giving them a place to live, food and water
>Sphinxes camping the entrance demanding I answer a riddle to enter my own pyramid
>Play Camel by Camel and talk about funny dancing cats till they cringe and leave
>Insane kikimora who explored one to many shog tombs and is attempting to remove all sand from my pyramid
>Feel bad so I give her food, water and let her stay
>Tanuki merchants attempting to loan shark my boys so they can take their body to pay their debt
>Have to run them off by threatening to enslave them
>Dark elf slavers attempting to kidnap my workers and make them into actual slaves
>Run them off pelting them with vanilla lovey dovey non-rape doujins
>Lamias caravan doing shotgun weddings taking any workers who got a little too friendly with a snake on a one way ticket to the lamia village
>Kick them out after I saw them envenoming the water supply
>Delinquent apophises defacing my pyramid spray painting derogatory terms towards pharaohs
>After years of hard work it’s finally finished
>Pharaoh deigns to visit my pyramid
>Can finally impress one and marry her as an equal
>She takes one glance at it from her boat as we float by and says she’s seen bigger
>Doesn’t even bother to stop and look inside just orders to keep on sailing
>After all the work I put into the inside as well
>The intricate traps
>The hieroglyphs that transcribe out trials and tribulations
>The sarcophagi made by ancient mummy artificers
>And worst of all she doesn’t even stop for me to hop off just expects me to jump into the water
>Lose my shit tearing her throne off the wooden deck, with her fat ass still in it and toss her into the river
>Get arrested and tossed into the apophis pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810714
>> How do I avoid getting cat fished by fake hags
You play 70’s and 80’s tunes. If she perks up at them or starts singing along with them chances are she’s a hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811596
Life is suffering

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>>37810841
The problem with /tg/ is that their mind is so war oriented they like to shit on kc's vision, and larp for the order. They make a Gary Stus defeat mgs left and right. (The clown pussy exists, because of this.) Then there are the space autists who use monster girls as an excuse, because they think their version of 40k is somehow super good. So /tg/ is out of the picture.

And yeah mgs would hate the unholy shit out of yiddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>Me simple brain
>Me don't want rape
>Me use big stick to avoid lethal force
>Me search for the good mommy milky
Who will be the good one ?

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>>37811731
I'm in the military, I like fighting. I still want to get a mg.
Should I quit ?

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>>37811755
Hinezumi or Ren. Rens like sticks.

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>>37811763
salamanders were literally made for people like you

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>>37811763
Sounds like you're getting a salamander.

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>>37811771
>Rens like sticks.
What MG doesn't?

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>>37811763
Ryonabros have a nice variety of girls with mutual interests

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>>37811794
Yes, but also Non-metaphorical sticks. Nothing like a good bit of bamboo.

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>>37811808
>Non-metaphorical sticks
Gonna try to play fetch with a hellhound.

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>>37811731
The space autists are notorious HFY fanatics, they get triggered by any setting where humans aren't the be all end all.

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>>37807804
>>37807834
>is she gonna cut her own ear
Just needs some simple protection for those ears

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your going to be a responsible father aren't you anon? your not one of those scumbags who only want children for "muh bloodline" right? your going to put in the time, effort and sacrifice needed to properly nurture and raise those dozens of children you apparently want aren't you?

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How do I control my lust around stupid smug cats?

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>>37811964
Why put in the effort when every daughter will just grow up to be someone’s perfect cumslut anyway?

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>>37811964
I want to knock up my wife but I'm terrified to become an actual dad.
So I'm gonna marry a race with really low fertility rate like a demon or something.

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>>37811993

Marry a Dragon, as far as I know Demons are not stated to have low fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

KC needs to hurry up and draw a baku

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>>37812016
yeah but then anon needs to ;
a) find a dragon
b) impress her enough to marry him

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>>37812016
>Anon marries a dragon
>Despite fucking pretty much every day for 1000 years they don't have a kid
>Dragon wife feels like she's a bad wife because she has never manage to get knocked up despite anon having an impregnation fetish
>But for some reason anon seems more than happy with the current state of things
Who's gonna tell her?

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>>37811954
>The space autists are notorious HFY fanatics, they get triggered by any setting where humans aren't the be all end all.
Because they aren't really into monster girls, they are just slightly too horny to be accepted among regular worldbuilder autismos.
When I first found out about monster girls and I was much younger, I used to have a lot of fun coming up with different scenarios of advanced human civilization coming into contact with monster girls and then I'd try to come up with different ways to limit the technological advantage and allow for typical monster girl shenanigans to occur.

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>>37812031
>b) impress her enough to marry him
That just makes it sound like he's gonna do lame magic tricks in order to impress her.
Best part is that it might work.

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>>37811964
> Slime wife
> Doesn't get knocked up
> Every volume of ejaculation just brings her closer to mitosis
Bukkake, paizuri, blowjobs, handjobs, anal... she gets slightly pregnant from all of them.
Fortunately baby slimes don't require any parenting as they have their mother's memories AND their intellectual capacity is dumb as a box of rocks no matter whether you educate them or not.
So my attitude is just to relax and cum irresponsibly; retarded daughterus everywhere!

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>>37812047
>Slime queen wife
>She insist on "giving birth" to all her copies

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>>37811965
You don't and you fuck it

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>>37812031
>b) impress her enough to marry him

This is a threadcanon myth, you dont need to do such thing. KC stated Dragons have the dual desire of getting a stronger man, or protecting a weaker man as her treasure and most Dragons go for the latter, Dragons are fine with either desire being satisfied.

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Looking through the galleries in the mega right now but why is there a Kiss-Shot labeled as a Wight in here? Also I have at least 1 recolour not in it.

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>>37808234
It don't matter. None of this matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>Read about monster girl’s low fertility
>Go to local p’orc dominated keep
>Beat h’orc boss in mud wrestling contest
>Even if I fought dirty by massaging her tits and slapping her ass a win is a win
>Now given free reign to have as much dirty irresponsible sex with quite literal slampigs
>Month later after fucking almost every p’orc and h’orc five times over they all show up at the door of the keep
>They’re all holding positive pregnancy tests
>Learn that lower fertility varies for the type of monsters and in this case I picked ones that are almost as fertile as human girls

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>>37812031
How could I impress a dragon if I can't do magic ?
Should I duel her until I beat her ?
Or should I make by hand a fine jewelry to prove my worth ?

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>>37812162
https://forms.gle/yxS1Q1YT15D9XGEB8
There's this form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37812427
Man I can't be fucked filling out a damn google form just take this golden centipede and go

[Anonymous No.]

>>37812395
Sneak into her cave and steal a handful of treasure. She won't rest until she finds you.

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>>37812395
wait until she left her cave, place yourself in a box addressed to her, with the label lovedoll on it. When she opens it, act completely like a love doll and don't move but do recirpocate the affection she gives you but stop as soon as she stops. and try to keep up the ruse that you are a top of the line lovedoll

[Anonymous No.]

Do black people deserve to have a monster wife? I'm not sure.

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>>37812992
There are no black men, only human men exist in MGE

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>>37813006
>There are no black men, only human men exist in MGE
True. But i'm talking about IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37813006
>BASED
If you can love, you can get the mg pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37812992
KC has already said that mamomana cures all mental and physical disabilities.

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>>37813069
Monstergirls aren't attracted to psychopaths and most black people are psychopaths, so for 95% of them the answer would be no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37813070
Pretty sure every male monster got genderbent when Lilith took over and made them all cockwhores.

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>>37813102
Only the ones that felt no love. Those male monsters who genuinely loved their consorts/partners turned into incubi, according to Q&A.

[Anonymous No.]

MAD HATTER more like MAD PHATTER why the hell am I not squishing juicy mushroom arse right now

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>>37813082
why are alps a thing then?

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>>37813168
Well it stops being a fag doesn’t it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37813196
not by my standards

[Anonymous No.]

Stacking buffs to beat a baphomet in an arm wrestle

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>>37813168
Alping faggots and the deranged 'cures' them into being normal - as normal mamonos.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna form a wandering vagabond party with my Oni wife and live my life as a highway man.

[Anonymous No.]

It's rumored that anubises easily outclass all succubus-family girls and even lamia-family girls at being temptresses and seducing men through words and body movement alone. You never see it though because they're so focused on their jobs and act snobbish or indifferent to everyone they meet. It's a rare sight to see, but if you're one of the few, lucky ones to witness it, even if you're not her intended audience; you'll be forever charmed by all anubises and won't be able to settle for anything other than them.

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>>37813704
I would train with her in the way of mace and brutal strength, and we would maul down entire caravan carts into splinters in search of the treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37813723
There's no way they could ever compete with baphomets though.

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>>37813723
sounds like a lie, need some proof that autism bork dorks are good at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37813723
t. CC anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>37814019
>>37814019
i wanna be the little boy that keeps messing with her and calling her a virgin until she finally snaps and rapes to ut me in my place but after its done, I still taunt her

[Anonymous No.]

breed thje extinct japnaese wilf, its your duty to so!

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>>37814156
I can't because she's extinct.

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>>37814755
go to monsokyo, where all old, forgotten and extinct monster roam

[Anonymous No.]

>DLs family all arrive for cristmas
>Each lilim has her own over the top way of arriving like harry potter 4

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>>37814940
>Queen of Hearts uses a portal in the shape of a giant heart.
>Druella arrives via a portal that looks like a giant red eye opening up.
>The lilim in charge of the Hell prison facility appears in a sea of flames.

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>>37814972
I would thing the QOH would come in on a throne carried by trumparts

[Anonymous No.]

>>37813953
Young salamanders are the best at seduction. So good in fact, they do it without trying and don't even know they're doing it.

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>>37815268
Young salamanders are built for big pregnancies

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>>37814940
>Victoria is preceded by a full military parade
>Selene slashes a portal out of thin air like Vergil in DMC5 and starts doing sick air combos just because she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>37815584
>featuring Selene from the devil may cry series!

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>>37804320

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>>37815784
Strumpet! Harlot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37814940
I only know 2 of these.
The one with the hat and the sword autist.

[Anonymous No.]

Do lizards/salamanders turn rapey if you keep avoiding them after giving them the fight they want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37816108
the middle one is the only other one worth remembering

[Anonymous No.]

>>37816173
Yes.
Yes they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37816097
Lies and slander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37816201
What's she from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37816315
Long distance seduction, a storry by abbajigwah

[Anonymous No.]

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>>37811335
The coming of age event for Dixegyptian pharaohs is to stay on the Bass Pro sponsored demon silver mechanical bull for at least 2 minutes. They say the current Bass Pro CEO got 2 minutes and 40 seconds before she was bucked off

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811156
>slaves finish pyramid
>"okay now do another one, but make it bigger."
The ride never ends

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/pio_blops/status/1473245710829355008?s=20
schlorp

[Anonymous No.]

>>37811596
The proper answer to all of these problems is "oh boy, new slaves!"

[Anonymous No.]

Super shy centipede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37816933
Bite me, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37816748
It may not be used as much, but I have always been partial to the term "goo girl" over "slime girl." I guess the former just sounds more appealing somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37816976
i'd guess it's easier to call them slimes than goos. gooes? gooi?

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>>37816276
>Lone swordsman Anon wanders the world, looking for lizards and salamanders to fight
>Ask any lizard he has fought, and they will tell you about how he is an unstoppable force of nature, a veritable whirlwind of steel
>Ask any salamander, and she will talk about the legendary fight, the kind that only happens once a lifetime
>Listen a little longer, however, and both monsters will tell you about how Anon vanished immediately afterwards
>The story is always the same, Anon shows up, asks their name, gives the girls the exact fight they were looking for, then vanishes, like he was Never there to begin with
>This isn’t an isolated incident either, with reports of Anon from the Sands of the desert realm to far Zipangu
>Eventually, sightings stop altogether, with Anon fading away into myth
>Though the literal army of horny reptiles he left behind are adamant about his existence
>Eventually, Anon resurfaces
>Along with a MASSIVE Takeshi’s Castle style dungeon
>And there is a note on the front gate
>Anon is in the deepest part, bereft of all equipment he could use to fight back, lounging in his underwear.
>Also a notice that by entering Anon’s dungeon, you consent to being filmed and broadcasted as daytime entertainment on NukiCo. Television networks (Now ad free!)

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>>37816933
Super confident bullypedes!

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>>37810189
Of course normal Amazons are still protective of their husbands, they're just more tsun or kuu compared to Eros dere.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Big fox milkers.

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>>37804320

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>>37813723
How is that Beanpad working out for you?

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>>37814940
>What about the exploding wall and all that "Behold the grim visage and DOOOOM" and, and... you blew up a wall!
>Yes? That is how DOOM enters a room. How do you do it?
>Uh, through the door?
>The DOOR? Like a PEASANT?

[Anonymous No.]

You have to endure a face-licking from a hellhound
OR
You have to endure a face-licking from a horde of ghouls

Which do you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817852
Nothing against Ghouls, but I still like Hellhounds better and want monogamy, so I pick the Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817870
What if it's five ghouls that share the same soul, but it's divided between five bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817852
The hellhound since the ghouls will just lick my dick so I'll never get to start the endurance.
Damn throatwhores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817885
Doppelganger potion is fun, but this is kinda weird if it's permanent.

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>>37817885
>>37818019
I don't think it being permanent if possible in the setting, at least as of yet. The closest thing we know about is how if someone whose soul has become a ghost with a body gets summoned via necromancy back into their original body to become a zombie, wight, ghoul, etc. then their soul will split so that they become one person with two bodies, one a materialized ghost and one a physical undead.

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>>37811731
But I really want a MGE space setting based around men and their monstergirl wives exploring and settling new planets to populate, with all the challenges that entails. Having lots of kids and working the alien land, dealing with exotic and dangerous flora and fauna as it comes or strange atmospheric phenomena of an unknown planet. Husband and monsterwife against the world.

Basically you're usual MGE setting, but with a big twist. Gives it some conflict without it feeling forced or shoehorned as well.

[Anonymous No.]

So long as none of you have told monsters about mistletoe, we should all make it through the holiday season safe and unmarried.

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>>37818265
>he doesn’t know

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>>37818242
This looks dangerously cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818265
The mistletentacles don’t need to be told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818330
Anon do you have something you'd like to share?

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>>37818265
Cute how you think they don't already know.

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>>37818242
Eh, just do it in normal MGE-land but "The notAmericas have been discovered, your ship is the first there!"
Fits in the existing setting ezpz

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>>37818442
But that's not what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

Other than standard medieval fantasy like in MGE, where would you want to have a monster girl setting? Steampunk, sci-fi, gothic horror, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
A nice, small town in the mountains, surrounded by lakes and deep forests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
Big, densely populated victorian city. Without all the poor hygene, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
basically Macross

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>>37818065
Nimble zombies are a frightening concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
>JRPG sci-fantasy
>High-power wuxia / eastern fantasy a la Exalted
>Bronze Age

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
Post apocalyptic. Humanity fell, monsters replaced them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
Cyberpunk in the seedy and dangerous parts of town. And I am the local manwhore that hangs around the corner, asking single monsters if they want to have a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
I’m boring and like a normal everyday setting like a slice of life anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
sci-fi, set on a monster girl populated jungle planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
After-The-End similar to Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou.

That, or Film Noir/Mystery

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818842
That’s a good one. I can see the 50’s themed movie poster now; Terror on Planet Snu Snu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817091
I want to destroy her perfect body with pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
Something like blasphemous setting

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>>37818532
A real world Lovecraftian Earth, where the planet is getting invaded by otherwordly Eldritch monstergirls pulling men into the other realm in order to snu snu more Eldritch babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
I'm not very creative, I just like MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818532
Modern, contemporary era
Cause i enjoy utopian versions of our world, and that's as perfect as it gets

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817852
Why can't I just take one Ghoul? I like them way more than hounds but I'm also strictly monogamous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818715
they're the best kind

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>>37819002
Nothing wrong with that, it does sound very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819001
>the whispering madness
>just whispering dirty things into your ear and how badly it wants to fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819001
the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819168
Are you really gonna leave the others loveless and without husband?
That's cruel.

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>>37818532
I think the the Dark Souls 3 setting would be really neat, and that's gothic horror/medieval I suppose? I wouldn't want that setting to comprise the whole world because its bleakness would be at odds with KC's vision, but it'd be neat as its own continent. I already imagine my wife and I living in the undead settlement zone, maybe where the Curse-rotted greatwood resides.

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>>37819347
if he doesnt like polygamy he doesnt like polygamy. making him take part in a polygamous relationship would be cruel, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819347
I'd absolutely leave them to find a husband of their own, yeah. There's nothing malicious about it. I just don't want my wife to have to share me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37818512
It doesn't differ from what you want in any relevant manner

[Anonymous No.]

What’s your waifus favorite movie(s)?
Mine likes to watch old kung-fu and monster movies while cuddling with me on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819390
Except for the whole space age technology angle, colonizing entirely new planets and travel between the stars.

So just differs from mostly what I want.

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>>37818532
Oh Canada

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrow gf sounds pretty nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819585
Don't Toy With Me Miss Nagatoro shenanigans except most of the ecchi and innuendo leads to actual sex.

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>>37819460
She has a soft spot for bittersweet/sappy stuff. Aside from that, she loves documentaries and non-fiction because she's a history buff.

Your waifu doesn't feel weird about being a monster and watching monster movies?

>>37819585
Body freckles are top tier.

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>>37807615
Late as fuck, but KC's posts on his sekrit twitter indicate that the equivalent to the afterlife is the Underworld that is managed by Hel. By all indications, everybody goes there if they die and it's where they stay until reincarnation.

The undead are outside the circle of reincarnation and can pop into the afterlife and back with ease. They can also opt to reincarnate any time they feel like it. Other monsters like Demons might also be able to go back and forth into the afterlife as they wish, if the Underworld mentioned in Side 2 is the same one Hel manages.

Anybody can choose to become undead by asking Hel for help. Also Vol. 2 seems to indicate that any monster that die with regrets can just get automatically resurrected as an undead by their own mana upon death.

Makes sense with WG3 that Hel, the goddess of life and death, is the responsible for everything death related. Also why her necromancers can resurrect anybody regardless of faith.

tl;dr: the afterlife exists and the monsters (or Hel, who is a monster and pro-monster) run it.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a monster wife. I don't want to be alone anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Maladaptive dreaming and / or occultism will get you a monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819659
What kind of monster wife do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care what monster bumps into me first, I will make her the happiest monster in the world.

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>>37819619
>trip and fall on my pyrow kouhai, one hand squeezing her breast
>she rolls me on my back and fucks me
wtf this isnt what the mangas said

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819567
Canada is my favorite fictional setting as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819691
A pie flavored mg

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>>37819634
> Your waifu doesn't feel weird about being a monster and watching monster movies?

No because she knows the difference between her monstrous self and an Asian guy in a costume knocking down cardboard buildings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819739
Canada is real, that's where my gf that nobody else in my region has seen lives.

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>>37819691
At this point any monster that's at least my D tier would be welcomed. And my F and E tier are monsters that do mandatory incest, polygamy or loli.

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>Canines
Dirty, roll around in and eat shit, messy, stinky, bark too much, hyperactive, over-dependent
>Felines
Majestic, elegant, take pride in cleanliness, soft, cute, calm, independent

The choice is obvious. Go with a dog

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>>37819585
loli Pyrow gf

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>>37819648
>They can also opt to reincarnate any time they feel like it.

This is something I've heard before a long time ago but never got a source on. Do you happen to have the Japanese text?

This being true could help explain why the the undead don't end up outnumbering all the other monster types, i.e. couples can decide to reinarnate into regular monsters and humans if they ever want to try out living as non undead again.

One correction I'd note is that while any monster that dies with regrets can resurrect as undead, they may not be able to do so on their own (hence why its worded that they "can" resurrect as undead but not that they "will"). The mana of dragons is super strong and can do so, but others may need the help of ambient mamono mana in the air or a necromancer. Hence why those orphaned monsters in Lescatie remained orphans for so long.

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>>37819766
I want one dog and one cat. With an extra helping of rapist please.

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>>37819766
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>>37819648
Honestly that’s kinda boring compared to everything else the thread had been spitballing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819753
Well movies are just actors playing pretend either way and everyone knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819710
>she’s a stray Cu Sith

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>>37819797
Not him, but I'd take in a cu sith. I cuddle her, make her happy, lick her tongue passionately, sniff her butthole, breed her doggystyle, etc., etc.

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>>37818532
Cyberpunk mixed with fantasy
So essentially Shadowrun with more rapey monsters and happier endings

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>>37804320

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>>37819827
>she lost the witch hat
we were SO CLOSE to perfection, a magic hellhound

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>>37819847
It just fell off, she can pick it up.

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>>37819774
Sure thing. The original and the DeepL translation:

>ゴーストの場合はどうなるのでしょうか？

>輪廻の輪から外れているため、転生せずに現世や冥界でずっと暮らしてると思います
ただしようと思えばできなくもないので、仮にすれば同じ様に必ず結ばれる結果になりますね。旦那様と輪廻転生デート…！

>What happens in the case of Ghosts?

>Because they are outside the circle of reincarnation, I think they live in this world or the underworld all the time without being reincarnated.
However, if they wanted to, they could, and if they did, they would always end up being reincarnated in the same way. A reincarnation date with your husband...!

"In the same way" here is because this question came after a series of posts explaining some reincarnation mechanics.

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>>37819774
Sure thing. The original and the DeepL translation:

>ゴーストの場合はどうなるのでしょうか？

>輪廻の輪から外れているため、転生せずに現世や冥界でずっと暮らしてると思います
>ただしようと思えばできなくもないので、仮にすれば同じ様に必ず結ばれる結果になりますね。旦那様と輪廻転生デート…！

>What happens in the case of Ghosts?

>Because they are outside the circle of reincarnation, I think they live in this world or the underworld all the time without being reincarnated.
>However, if they wanted to, they could, and if they did, they would always end up being reincarnated in the same way. A reincarnation date with your husband...!

"In the same way" here is because this question came after a series of posts explaining some reincarnation mechanics.

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>>37819866
Those posts could be useful too, since how the afterlife and reincarnation in the MGE works is still unclear for most.

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>>37819460
Rambo: First Blood

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>>37819847

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>>37819897
I think this hellhound is defective, maybe I should return her

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>>37819897
What spells does she know?

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>>37819460
Bridge on the river Kwai

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>>37819897

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>>37819847
It’s right there

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>>37819897
Ah, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819918
Greater Rape

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>>37819821
>ywn be a OL anubis' boytoy

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>>37819918
Magic missile
Fireball
Shield
Detect Husband
Chains of binding
Amplify sensations

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>>37819460
I can't really answer the question and this may sound stupid, but after I got a monster wife and she already got used to the concept of movies, I'd love to show her the original Star Wars trilogy and see her reactions.

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>>37819878
Those posts could be useful too, since how the afterlife and reincarnation in the MGE works is still unclear for most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819980
>Detect Husband
Fucking chuuni, smelling your man is not a magic spell.

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>>37819881
The posts in question were these, though reincarnation has been mentioned other times too.

>前にも呟いた魔物と結ばれ魂が穢されると来世はお互い如何なる条件で生まれようと必ず再び結ばれイチャえろ搾精性活を送る事が不可避となる！
>というお話ですが、お嫁さんが同じ種族で生まれるとは限らないので、前世インプだった娘が今世デーモンだったり、前世ヘルハウンドが現世キキーモラだったり

>ちなみに転生魔物娘さんは魂穢れてる影響で前世の記憶をなんとなく覚えてたり、そのまま引き継いでる事まであったりします。
>（もちろん一緒に魂が穢れてる貴方も）

>また前世種族の特徴が色濃く出る事が！
>前世インプのデーモンはクール美女の姿で貴方の勃起男性器を前に「やっぱ〇〇君ってかっこいーなぁ」と憧れと甘えの目線を送り
>前世ヘルハウンドのキキーモラはご奉仕の朝おしゃぶりで「はしたなくて申し訳ございません」と獲物を前にした凶暴ケダモノ表情を

>As I mentioned before, once your soul is defiled by being married to a monster, it's inevitable that you'll be reunited and have a lovey-dovey sex life in your next life, no matter what conditions you're born under!
>However, it is not always the case that the bride is born of the same species, so a girl who was an imp in a previous life may be a demon in this life, or a hellhound in a previous life may be a kikimora in this life, etc.

>By the way, reincarnated monster girls can vaguely remember the memories of their previous life due to the influence of their soul being defiled, and sometimes they even inherit them verbatim.
>(And of course, so will you, whose soul is stained.)

>Also, the traits of the past life race can come out strongly!
>A demon who was an imp in a previous life will look at your erect penis as a cool, beautiful woman and say, "You're so cool!
>A Kikimora, who was a Hellhound in a previous life, will give you a morning cock sucking service and say, "I apologize for being so pushy" with a ferocious beastly expression in front of her prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819973
>you spend more time under her desk than sitting at your own

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819969
>partner up with a monster wizard
>ask what spells he knows
>unending erection, major refractory period suppression, power word: cum, expert suppress ejaculation, reinforce pelvis III, summon roofie
Remember, ask her class before you dungeon delve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820043
Squishy thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819585
No it doesn’t. I would be very concerned if a younger woman was interested in me. I’m just a 37 year old loser who can barely keep a roof over his head let alone deal with some bratty kid who wants to bully me all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820017
Would you wear a certain scent for you waifu just so she could smell your scent easier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820057
>he

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820096
Oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819739
Fuck you Shoresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820086
Someone needs Pyrow-senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819918
>What ho, hound witch! Might you cast us a spell?
>Of course my young boy!
>I cast FUCK
>(cue mamono mana mushroom cloud)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820036
Hmm, I wonder if giving a mechanic for this is why the Ritual of Soul Marriage spell got introduced (assuming these writings are from before World Guide 3 came out).

That is, this text makes it sound like souls of monster/human couples get bound automatically, rather than needing a ritual for it to happen. Then again, the article for this spell does state the ritual is regarded as an inevitability for couples who are deeply in love, so perhaps that explains it? That is perhaps it happens subconsciously after enough time, but many desire to perform the advanced spell themselves. http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1649

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820123
what kind of MG would Shoresy be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820094
I doubt a hellhound in particular would want or need that, but as long as no one's likely to find it repulsive and it's a private calling card rather than some aroma that marks me as a slut or the like, sure. That might be a way to make telling twins apart easier or something, though MAMONO MANA would find a way regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820134
Double fluff winter Cheshire who left Wonderland for the Great White North and learned to chirp the Canadian way

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820138
R u sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820129
I think it's automatic with marriage, due to another set of posts that mention this "soul taint".

In a set of posts about what would happen if a hero with the power of time travel/leap tried to use it to escape marriage with a monster after having sex with her either once or for just a few days, he would be shit out of luck because the "soul taint" would already have been triggered. But yeah, I always get the impression that it happens automatically when KC talks about it.

The Ritual of Soul Marriage also comes with the advantage of making the couple more or less unkillable as long as the other exists, so there's even more incentive aside from the ceremony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37813087
Theres still the 5% of us then

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820129
Also, they are from this year, so definitely after World Guide 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37812992
why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817366
I dont want to be friends with her anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817366
With tattered sails
and incredible tales
we're caught in endless seas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820086
bratty girls love middle age dick anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37812992
I like Wightfag and I wouldn't want to deprive him of his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819821
>keep turning down the CEO's advances because everyone knows you should never cut a deal with a dragon
>eventually she shows up at your apartment and tells you it's a hostile takeover

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that one manga about that succubus with the secret lovey dovey fetish and clinically depressed guy, what ever happened to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820334
SAG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820324
Ironic considering Wightfag, the black guy, is an actual cuckold

[Anonymous No.]

>>37812992
Yes, but only if they do it away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820246
Some of you are alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820296
Sounds ruder than whatever she did

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820324
>public handholding
Fucking degenerates, all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820236
Ah, so the afterlife binding is more a feature rather than the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820334
Anon packs his stuff and leaves the next day, misunderstanding what she said to mean she is taking his house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820366
Wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820324
This pic makes me laugh every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820410
Yeah, the dude is super into getting cucked and bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820366
What the? Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37812992
So they turn mgeland into another africa? No

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820312
Teasing powerful Monsters before they've actually grown up to become powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820426
And you know this how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817366
82%>>37820444
God told me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820432
>>37820444
He's got a "secret" twitter account where he posts cuck shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820036
>A vampire and undead incubus live for five hundred years and decide they'd like to reincarnate and enjoy life as a regular living thing again.
>Reincarnate as a kobold and farm hand respectively.
>Takes them some time to get used to living as low tier beings after centuries of being some of the most noble and powerful around. Have to repeatedly talk each other out of a suicide pact to "try again."
>Lots of ranting over how these forms must not have been random but rather some kind of joke on Hel's part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820451
>It was revealed to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>37812992
Beast deserves his flagmander at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820453
If you cannot provide any of this then I am going to have to just call it and say you're baiting for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820496
Pretty sure it's the same guy that kept posting about getting a kiki scat commission.
Probably one of the /tg/ fags that just seem to hate us for not wanting to kill monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820036
>Also, the traits of the past life race can come out strongly!
what are some interesting combos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820496
>>37820509
@wightfag

https://imgbox.com/g/mh2txL2eJY
There's a lot more, but I can't be assed to screencap/save it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820518
Show me a wonderflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820529
because fuck you and your lucidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820518
Catdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820509
Isnt killing monstergirls fine as long as they come back like as zombo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820366
similarly ironic that the guy calling race mixing cringe is a white guy who is fucking someone who could not physically be blacker without being #000000

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820555
Would you be ok with me killing you if you knew you'd come back as a zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820438
I want to fuck that dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820570
If you were a cute alp then yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819821
This, give me all of the neon, leather and heavy metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820570
I want a lich to kill me and bring me back as her undead husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>become king in the mountain after sealing away ancient evil
>awakened and summoned again after DL takeover

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820528
>wight women

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820612
bet she'll beeline straight to his resting place so she can get the drop on him this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820528
Calling yourself a ____fag outside of 4chan seems strange and a bit degrading

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820629
A good number of the waifufags do just that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820636
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820538
You won't care about that lucidity silliness once you've been taught to paint with the colors of the wind.

>>37820518
I wonder if you could combine all of the elementals to become Husband Planet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820528
Oh how to see the mighty fall

[Anonymous No.]

Every year and a half a new batch of newfags discover waifufags are weirdos.
Even the Sandwormfag had comissions of him fucking his wife while polymorphed into a dog or something and he's a christian fundamentalist.
This is also a reason I'm not getting a waifu, even though I came really close a few times.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we r page ten can we make confessions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820636
Right, on here it's normal parlance to say Wightfag or Gazerfag, but using that as a username on twitter (or anywhere else) sounds weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820672
Haha, what the fuck?
I need to see this shit, do you have a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I honestley dont like it when the thread gets racist, but I guess thats just me beeing thin skinned

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820672
Why would other people being weirdos preclude you from having a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I almost exclusively use confession posts for shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820682
im the same, but im convinced its mostly bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820438
I will MERE every lizard I encounter

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I use mge as escapism to deal with being married to my terrible rl wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820699
So none?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820680
no, he posted it all on /d/ before quiting MGE (he had trouble with consuming porn), so you can search there. Overall it was relatively tame, no loli, incest, or cheating, him turning into a dog was the most kinky stuff.
>>37820684
because I've been here for years, and I remember when they were still just noname Anons. I've came to a conclusion that getting a waifu is dangerous. I hope greenwormfag stays pure, he's chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820347
yuuutsu-kun to succubus-san?
is it not getting new chapters or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819634
>Your waifu doesn't feel weird about being a monster and watching monster movies?

>Tfw Anon's dragon-waifu gets wet watching old Godzilla rubber-suit movies.
>Anon goes into the bathroom.
>uses waifu's makeup brushes and eyeliner pencils to paint his dick like a grey concrete office building with little windows etc
>Anon lays down on the coffee table so she can "destroy neo-tokyo".
>she starts by 'stomping' your 'downtown' with her heel
>then some up-close 'fire-breath' until the 'japanese army' fires their artillery into her mouth
> she terrifies the neighborhood with her godzilla cries as her pelvis crushes the 'city' to rubble.
>Anon decides to wait a few weeks to recover before their next Netflix&chill is the Hobbit trilogy so his 'steel arrow' has time to recover...

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you for ruining my day monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820518
>>37820529
>>37820548
>>37820657
Guys, keep in mind the "traits" are personality traits, not powers. If an apophis reincarnates as a harpy then she's not going to have a venomous bite no matter how much she wishes for it (though perhaps she coudl come up with a spell to give herself fangs).

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820717
You’re mixing up getting a waifu with making a thread persona for yourself.
There’s tons of waifufags here that you’d never know because they aren’t readily identifiable or constantly commissioning art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37808214
damn tiny monsters, giddoff. that's my wankin' hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I confess that I like 70-80% of monsters in the encyclopedia but I’m also monogamous so trying to figure out which one I would ultimately prefer to be with is hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820697
it's like 90% bait and 10% people who are to stupid we are mocking them.
I guess the old "Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company." quote remains true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820638
On top of my head I remember Ratafag and Sahufag go by that on Twitter
>>37820697
Not him but yeah, I think most of them are shitposting and you shouldn't let the ones that are serious get under your skin.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820739
I still want to see wonderflayer. Imagine being flayed by that. Just. Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820563
>black is just skin color bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820717
>Overall it was relatively tame
If that was the fairly recent incident you're talking about, you're downplaying how much degenerate bullshit his "secret stash" had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I hate Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820754
>race realism
peak degeneracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I don't like hags as a term
I want there to be more corruption stories
Lolis are boring to me
I want more stories that implement items and worldbuilding
I need a hug, as I am probably less okay then I think
We could have more action stories, dont let shit like spacebattles and soulsbourn crossovers ruin what could be
dragonia desverved more

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I've been trying to write a new monster girl related story for a week and i've never gotten past a paragraph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820738
Night monster is still good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820751
Undead Kingdom cuties

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820768
A paragraph per day, and if not that, a sentence per day.
Even slow progress is better than no progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820740
that is true, but I also can tell a lot of anons apart by the way you post, most of the "thread persona" waifufags don't even post here anymore
>>37820756
maybe, but I also know of the guy who tries to jump at waifufags and bring this drama here. I don't know if he has a valid reason, or if it isn't you. so I'm willing to give them a benefit of doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820717
There's some beast in there, but most of that guy's shit is vore snuff. I don't see anything of him transforming into a dog or anything

[Anonymous No.]

why polymorph into a dog when your wife can turn you into a pussysquid
humanity will never cease to confuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820781
Point being that having a waifu in itself has nothing to do with weird fetish shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
>Since we r page ten can we make confessions?
I only want to waifu a sweet innocent Unicorn so I can corrupt her into the dirtiest Bicorn ever and share her excitement at getting dirtier and kinkier with our new harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I don't get 'cowprint' stuff. it doesn't turn me on at all. most of the time it's a turnoff, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820822
That's a confession? I thought that was why unicorns exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
for a little while it's seemed like I finally became so dead inside that I couldn't even fantasize about mamano love any more-
but then I realized it's almost certainly just the seasonal depression stacking on top of the regular depression, and I felt relief that it will (probably) pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820846
>>37820822
You're both going to hell, unicorns are too good for you monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
Monstergirl NTR is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
Everyone who wants monstergirls to come to this plabet instead of having us (the people from these threads, not everyone) go to MGEland is a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820862
>unicorns are too good for you monsters
Yes, that's why we want to defile them. That way everyone is happy. Y'know, the more innocent and pure and all that. Corruption is hot, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take your wife's last name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820806
you are of course right, and I have to admit you are. but I've seen people ITT go from
>X are top tier girls
to having comission of their X wife drilling their ass with a strap-on posted on /d/. so my brain made this connection.
There's a lot of waifufags I know aren't into weird shit, firewoman-hellhoundfag, waitress-hellhoundfag, greenwormfag, titaniafag I've never heard of or seen act weird.
>>37820888
I can't live gramps alone, he's the only person irl who ever cared for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820805
That’s like asking why someone would want to sniff their waifu’s feet when they COULD lick their armpits instead. People are just weird and have their own very specific tastes for little or no real reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820888
firm agree, earth is generally speaking not a pleasant place. i dont want to have to deal with the politics of monster girl invasion

[Anonymous No.]

"He who makes a beast of himself removes himself from the pain of being human."
— Dr. Samuel Johnson

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820904
Take gramps with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I like the Sabbath more for the magic then the lolis and would just as quickly throw myself at the first organization willing to teach me the path of wizardry. Undead Liches, Dark Mages, Demons, doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

The Pharaoh angered Hathor by not giving her proper reverence and is not suffering from the milk curse, how do I cure her and appease Hathor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820682
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820912
>bat country intesifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820931
Watch symphogear with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820924
actually true, theres magic in that setting that could help out a lot. even outside of the waifus and sex stuff, mge is pretty fucking nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820888
I would rather free travel between the two
The dream senario is being able to enjoy the best of both worlds

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are for having large families with

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820924
>toss sick gramps to a pack of horny werewolves
kek, that would be kino. reminds of me of that guy who didn't want monsters to come here, because he didn't want his granny turning into cocklusted MG. which reminds me of the granny wight cockangler greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820938
I forget
are we allowed to like avenge sevenfold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820952
I would make a family large enough to fill an entire village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820893
Whoever's name sounds cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820952
A friendly reminder that foxes have a short gestation period of only 2 months. If you knock her up around Christmas, you will have kits by Spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I wanna go to MGE world and sniff, lick, and kiss the mouths of at least 20 girls of each monster girl species, and then write a book comparing the scent, taste, and feel of each species' mouths. And then rate how good they are at kissing. Whether they're aggressive or passive kissers. And so forth.

But in so doing, I don't want to end up married to each and every one of them. I just want to experiment.

I hope my endeavor turns up some interesting data, like: "ghouls are actually bad kissers, long tongues make for awkward and difficult kissing, kikimora's actually have bad breath, inaris have no kissing skills, hellhounds are the best at passionate kissing, minotaurs have the best breath, a baphomet's kiss can make any man, straight or gay, instaloss, you can't actually get your tongue stuck inside an glacies' mouth," and whatever else myth-dispelling, groundbreaking information I can turn up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820893
Only if I get to name our kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820951
Last time KC talked about this topic he did say that any inter-universal travel he put in MGE would let you come and go freely and would be very easy to use. Like, buying groceries in a universe and then going back to the other would be a pretty common occurrence for couples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I don't like purity obsession and I think it makes zero sense with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820997
Damn that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820959
why do you need to be told if you can like a band

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820717
>and I remember when they were still just noname Anons
Because noname anons will be 100% transparent and let everyone know about their fetishes on day 1 unprompted regardless of how welcome those fetishes are here. It's the same as being upset about finding out an artist drew weird fetishes that were not posted here.
rydmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820952
>>37820997

[Anonymous No.]

Always remember, (you) are built for being bred by tight monster pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820997
Weak. Mice can pop out babies every month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821023
He sould of said "can we talk about it here?"
Are we allowed to like sounds like he's expecting someone to shit on his taste in music

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821027
>rydmr
No wonder this fucking thing thought captcha was wrong if it went into the post field

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820997
Sounds great to me, I can make an entire province full of children with my wife before I die if I try hard enough, I better get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821050
>before I die
>implying your wife would ever let you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821050
Why does fox luv borgar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821050
i want borggor now
i cant even eat them anymore, i dont even like them
but i want one

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821038
Actually I’m built for loose human pussy, but I can adapt to tight monster pussy with enough mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820888
It's fully understandable if you want to ditch your old life and never come back once you start anew with your waifu in her world, but what's wrong with wanting this place to become better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821062
>Novelty of foreign cuisine
>meat
>it’s borgar, borgar is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821074
Fuk u

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821038
Is that why my dick is so small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820888
Some of us actually like are families and friends and don't want to leave them behind. Or leave behind things like AC, computers, Pepsi, and pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820959
Monster girl bands seducing you with the power of metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821079

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820931
You're going to have to take a milk bath with your wife in her own milk. Don't even try to cut corners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820931
What other curses are there? This one sounds fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820954
So MAMONO MANA fixes everything that gets in the way of sex, right? My mind went on a little segue. Artificial hips would get in the way, so what happens to those? How does MM feel about breast implants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821079
>>37821092
>Anon gets pissed off at mamono priestess operating the portal between worlds
>Cusses her out for not just isekaing him and other people instead
>Says "fuck you" in anger to her hellhound bodyguard
>Cultural and linguistic gap
>Hellhound bodyguard interprets that as saying "fuck me please"
>Hellhound rapes him in front of the portal in full view of his town
>Takes him back to the hotel to rape him even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821074
Most "people" don't deserve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821083
They have burgers, pretty sure they have pizza or something similar. Many cultures have pizza-esque foods. Pizza is, when you get down to it, basically just bread with stuff on top, it shouldn't be hard to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821187
>Pizza is, when you get down to it, basically just bread with stuff on top,

[Anonymous No.]

Just treat monsters coming to our would like the MG roulette
Where it just sorta happens and no one important gives a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821191
Who the fuck says pee-zah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821235
real people, only weirdos, or druids, say pit-za

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821235
>>37821281
I have never heard anyone pronounce it as “pee-zah” it’s always “peet-sah”

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820893
I have to, it's the law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820822
The only problem is that I'm not a 40yo nbk Wizard, so I'll have to use PlanB to get a Uni-waifu.
>Anon-pervert's elaborate 'Oceans11-style' heist of a Uni's purity
>assemble a Team
>Nurarihyon to organise and keep things looking 'normal'
>Kiki to do all the cleanup work
>Tanuki to bankroll the job
>through her connections with the Dragon-princess and supplying her with Creepcoinage
>Onis for muscle to physicalky capture the Mark
>a Succ-loli to be the 'evil demon' who traps her in her dungeon
>Anubis to build a suitable dungeon with traps etc
>'poor Anon' as her fellow prisoner
>the 2 prisoners bond together as the 'evil demon' forces poor Anon to do increasingly lewd acts for her enjoyment
>unless the pure Uni volunteers to save Anon by corrupting herself instead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821038
Rape is the only way to convince men to believe that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820682
It bothers me a bit because I like to see the best in people and want to believe the folks I'm around haven't bought into racism and shit. Doesn't bother me beyond that, though. I've been here way too long to still be made upset by people calling me a nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820528
it's called the degen account for a reason, doesn't seem fair to look in there and then complain when you find that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821074
Nothing wrong with that. It just feels really uncomfortable to involve IRL people with MGE (or any porn fantasy for that matter) in any way , especially normies and family. Hell, even involving fellow MGE fans feels awkward to me.
>>37820954
I prefer not having my mom or grandma in my escapist porn fantasy but I wouldn't be necessarily opposed to them becoming MGs, as long as I get to be far away when that happens and they find themselves someone else, ideally Hel would get involved.

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>>37810841
>imagine what Druella would do when she found out there was a group of humans who encouraged divorce and cheating, sought the destruction of young men and of families, aborted children by the millions, and mutilated penises for fun.
So... Americans?
You realize most ppl posting here are Americans?

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>>37821550
Get >>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821325
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>37812039
They use mge as whole to just take a dump on it. Its just a sorry excuse to kickstart their Gary Stu's adventures how he can solve problems and shit on every single mg without a struggle. Then they even bend mge rules to their liking up to the point where it goes straight up against it. That is why I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

The queen of the Mouse Kingdom is strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821585
Like it or not, USA is the best superpower there is. The alternative is China, which is a totalitarian shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37817794
I want to molest monsters that are actually innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821644
I want to make an innocent monster molest me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819797
The sith monsters probably have a tough time with men

[Anonymous No.]

druella can get laid if she wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820384
Nah man, bullies dont deserve friendship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821031
Whats the context here?

[Anonymous No.]

enough of this bullshit politics
which monsters would want to go on a date in the royal demon realm with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821700
Tell another funny, Ms. Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821636
The usa is a lobotomized giant; the harm it causes is mostly incidental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821123
Given magic can dematerialize and rematerialize matter, as wella s change one form of matter into another, removing any inconvenient artificial parts should be doable. Those parts could simply transmute into real hips and breasts respectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821764
What's a 'royal' demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821778
where the DL is, or at least one of the lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821644
I'm not normally into that, BUT there are a few MGE races that make me want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821794
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821779
Hm. Then, I would want to watch the DL give birth so I'd need a date who shares the same interests. Recommend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821636
American here, if we are the best then we really need DotR fast. This country is quickly becoming WW1 Germany at best and Holodomor Ukraine at worst given our government running the place into the ground worse than a commie shithole. Gas has skyrocketed and food isn't much better even for Walmart shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821038
I was built? NO WONDER THERE IS A BARCODE ON ME THTAT TRACES BACK TO BEING A PRODUCT CALLED THE REAL HUMAN MADE FOR LONELY MONSTERS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37819787

Jinko in mating season says "Nyan" oh and how often are Jinkos in season? Well according to KC even single unmarried Jinkos enter in heat when they know a man is lusting after her. How often is their husband lusting after them? Well, let's do basic logical reasoning. Jinkos have abs, they wear clothing that reveals their abs all the time, the husband is always looking at their abs. Also Ocelomehs are stated to be always in maddening lust. Seems cats do beat doggos in the rape department.

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>>37821700
Cool it with anti-danukism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810975
>Ace Combat Anon, now's your time to shine

Belkans NEVER did ANYTHING wrong. Belkans good guys all along. Belka Stronk!

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>>37820129

Anon. How would your waifu react if you tell her that you love her and will ever for this life, but that you want to be free during your other lives to explore more and other people and refuse to do the Soul Marriage ritual? How would Eros react to a guy married under her oath with a monster doing that? He is not cheating. Shirohebi husbands in particular, how would your waifu react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821778
The Royal Mamono Realm is where Lilith (Mamono Lord's) castle is, and the city surrounding it. It's basically the epitome of all the dark mamono realms and the center of monster power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821807
i dont usually judge but what the fuck man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821700
yeah and p'orcs can fly

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>>37820739

How would the personality of a Hellhound that reincarnates as a Salamander or Lizardman be? Given the species have complete opposite personalities. Hellhound: You are my cute fragile thing made of glass and I will obliterate anything that threatens you. Salamander: Learn to fight or the next time someone beats you up I am going to beat you harder.

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>>37821852
its an old joke regarding a jap anon asking KC ih he could wath the DL give birth

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820672
>waifufags are weirdos.
Can't speak for other waifufags but I am a weirdo but I'm a weirdo that keeps it to myself thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810975
dont encourage him

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821865
oh right ok
may i see a screenshot or something

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>>37821834
Well it sounds like that's not an option anyway. You marry a monster you'll be together forever, even if she reincarnates into a different kind of monster and you have to go through meeting and courting again.

And since the love and desire between man and monster in marriage never dies, you're not going to want this supposed "freedom" in future lives. Nothing can be better than the supernatural bonding you achieve with a monster wife, and it is eternal.

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Confession time anons. Do you lowkey even if very faintly, actually have the autistic hope you will really be able to meat your MGE waifu and be with her? Either through SAO style VR AI, portals, reincarnation, afterlife, etc.? How important is this belief to making you happier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810975
>spoiler

So because ALL monstergirls are good guys. Monstergirls are Osea, with some exception of Gremlins being Belka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821860
Presumably some mix of conflicting impulses, much as in the example given of a hellhound becoming a kikimora.

Like she may want you to become a great fighter, but be excessively worried and doting if you get hurt or put in real danger.

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>>37821897
very faintly, but yes
with vr its almost guaranteed, otherwise its unlikely, but nothings impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821897
Not really (don't have a specific waifu either). I love the MGE but it's still ultimately fantasy and I'm pretty satisfied with my life.

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>>37821890

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>>37821897
i kinda do but I want be a manwhore that is being used and used by a group of old hags honestly as well in the next life

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821931
I love how KC's response was basically a polite version of "what the fuck man."

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821931
Wow we were way less anal about reation images back then

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821860
It would make her subconsciously very proud of his progress. She would be likely very aggressive, but also happy that her soulmate whom she always protected in her previous life has managed ti become stronger, especially if he does manage to defeat her.
>>37821897
I would like that, but I don't believe it will happen. Magic doesn't exist, and non-magical means are no good.

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>>37821897
I have no MGE waifu
I like MG settings, I like to self insert into MG setting scenarios (such as MGs harrassing (You) on public transportation), but the waifuing mindset is foreign to me.
So I have no such hopes either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820675
I have unironically contemplated doing the succubus ritual in a moment of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821897
It's a very tiny fragment but yes.
It's not exactly important to my life or anything, but considering it happening is essentially eternal happiness with no real drawbacks there's nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821949
We were more anal about it because threads routinely went for thousands of posts, that was just a special occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821897
A very small hope, but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821897
No hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821550
So sixgorillion new Alp'd Tanukis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821865
Did KC say yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821894

Wonderful just like how that not canon yet still cute MGE game put it "Love without betrayal".

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821897
It's a wish, not a hope. Hopes have realistic if small chance of happening. The MGE is another daydream, a distraction that helps me get through the day. Of course, it also makes me desire to interact with 3D even less, so I'm not sure the fantasy is a net positive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821764
That raiju.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821966
>unironically contemplated doing the succubus ritual
So you almost called a hooker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822004
It seemed more of a polite "no." As in it's not impossible or forbidden but it's not something anyone would be expected to want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821700
I would fuck Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821700
and miss jabberwock can lose her weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821897
Yes, I do certainly hope that someday I will reach that everdistant utopia. MGE is quite an important motivating force for me, although I haven't settled on waifu yet. It's the one thing that gives me some sort of meaning to life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820528
>that "secret NTR club" some anon was talking about a few threads ago is real
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821725
Akagi is insanely possessive of (you), so she's pretty pissed at her younger clone making moves on (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822167
>that "secret NTR club" some anon was talking about

How would the MG police react if they found such a club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822167
oh no
he cant be right
it might be real and im not ready to accept that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822167
>secret ntr club
This is actually the first thread I’ve been in since I took a break from here a couple months ago, can I get a qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

which mg most likely to tip fedora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822232
jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822232
jinkos are cannonically whiteknighty, so maybe them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822223
its a nothing burger made by a by faggot that wont leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822223
The waifufags with thread personas are degenerates on other sites, to the surprise of no one that's been paying attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822255
>>37822251
*tips fedora*
m'tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822201
Send in the SWAT flayers. Armored, strong, and squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822264
Not all waifu fags are like that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822311
Oh no, not the Brain Bleachers!

[Anonymous No.]

Help dragon stole my creeping coin, how do I save her with a only a paperclip and pocketfuls of creeping coins

[Anonymous No.]

My headcanon is that criminals that did bad stuff but are redeemable get thrown into will'o the wisp cages
From now on you'll bring your own prison with you
A yandere, manic and sex fueled prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822374
Ever have three flayers try to rearrange your brain at once? Instant mind breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822458
call her a lonely spinster that looks for money yet none of it will get her a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820528
>>37822167
How does this shit even happen?
The whole premise of the setting is that NTR is literally not a thing that can happen
Even if we deconstruct the possibility of it any monster girl/ incubised husband is strong enough to kick NTRman's ass, and when NTRman gets a wife he can cuck his own family by getting with a bicorn
It's literally one of the only settings where NTR can't exist in any form
I even liked most of wightfag commissions, jesus christh, never trust a guy who boings his own imaginary daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822472
>Two ears
>Three flayers
Wow, they're into DP? I guess you'd need to be a sick fuck for a job like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822556
Flyers are squishy, I've personally seen three swat flayers using a single ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822550
To be fair, utterly ignoring a settings rules, character abilities, etc. for the sake of including NTR is pretty standard for the fetish (just like most rape doujins where the woman is forced to suck her rapist's dick yet doesn't ever try to just bite the thing off). It happens because they want it to happen, they don't give a damn how little sense it makes and no amount of us hating it will stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822556
makes sense, to beat back a freak, you need an even bigger freak to scare them back to the straight and narrow

[Anonymous No.]

How can i NTR a unicorn if NTRing does not exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822167
wightfag has been known to be like this for a year it's easy "evidence" for some fag to use to stir the pot

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822167
Still stirring shit and would have been retarded if his intentions were genuine.
>>37822601
He did have the decency not to bring this here at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822167
>One guy has a NTR fetish and has a private account
>That means the secret NTR cabal is real
Maybe you should think about it before you post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822619
exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822625
It's not just him doing it.
He has the profile to communicate with otherers of his ilk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822550
Take an attention whore with a bunch of disposable income and free time, stick them on the degenerate parts of twitter with artists and commissioners, wait a while and you have your answer, also notice how many of the named waifufags want to fuck their daughters as well. There's plenty of people in these threads with waifus or at the least a favorite species that are degenerates, everybody just focuses on the named faggots because they're easy to spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822648
this
They go as far as the bounds of the thread allow when they post here, so it's pretty clear that they do things we don't accept elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822550
>The whole premise of the setting is that NTR is literally not a thing that can happen
I imagine they go after this setting for that exact reason

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we care what a bunch of fags do on twitter again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822600
if i remember right, the only way the get bicorned is if the person they have sex with is either a non virgin or an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822648
Thank the DL I'm not a named persona and I only want to fuck adopted monster daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822689
Because this is a betrayal for some people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822689
And on top of that it seems to be a private account, so someone had to actively follow them only to get offended over it.
It's like going to the /trash/ NTR thread and be mad that some people post MGE girls there as well.

>>37822715
How? I get Wightfag is a known in the threads but why do some people feel betrayed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822694
To clarify, he'd have to be an incubus who was made that way via someone or something else. Unicorn husbands become incubi on their own like any other man without any issues for her since its her own mana inside him.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a monster wife then cheat on her.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking die already

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822728
>someone has the decency to keep it hidden out of view
>still complain
anons shocked to find out things they don't like actually exist. more news at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the nicest way to tell a lich to go touch grass that doesn’t even with me being thrown into the zombie pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822689
Don’t really know we should just go back to talking about cute monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>when the human claims he will never lose to tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822767
As a non native English speaker I don't know what you mean by "touch grass"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822767
Tell the bitch she's all fur coat and no knickers, then throw a wad of dosh at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822755
do you have to die to be with a wisp? i like wisps a lot, but for now, im not fond of the idea of dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822766
>I have followed a account that specifically has things I don't like and now I'm mad
>How could this have happened to me
I don't even know what I expected

>>37822768
Correct.
I want to talk about salamanders. Specifically if I can use their tail-fire to make breakfast after I beat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822785
its basically just a new way of saying 'go outside, neet'

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822768
im really fond of holsts, but in a mostly platonic way. they just look extremely friendly, and id want one as a friend. obviously i wouldn't complain if they wanted to go further, but they just seem to have a pleasant aura about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822785
Not him, but it more or less just boils down to calling someone a basement dweller.
>"Holy shit, you've probably never been outside if you think that's how the world works. Go touch grass for once in your life"
And so on.

[Anonymous No.]

I would rather have a degenerate who knows to leave his shit at the door than someone who just posts about human nuns every thread. Namefags being faggots is no dirty secret, but they have the decency of leaving us out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822201
>cops arrive
>Anon points out one of his harem is a Bike-whorse or a Nuri
>Tanuki lawyer quotes Canon Law to the cops, invites them to strip off and join in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822794
>there is always a darkly obscene passion swirling in their hearts. When they spot a man, they will smile gleefully as they assault and violate him.
> Also, sometimes, living men are not their targets; instead they trap in their cages the souls of men who died alone like them and make husbands of them. They say that when the living wander into their residence, they will show off while they make love.
Just get a mana marker and you’ll be fine they don’t always go after dead men

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822778
Sometimes I want to be treated like a guy in doskoinpo's/isemagu's doujins, just with the girls being actually loving at the end and not purely sadistic rape machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822869
whats the point in sadism without love

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822809
This Fox looks concerned, can she sense Anon's power level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822869
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822778
Titdom is honestly really sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822550
>The whole premise of the setting is that NTR is literally not a thing that can happen

It can an explicitly does happen, just with human couples, not monsters,

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822778
>orbital insertion

[Anonymous No.]

>>37821083
I would gladly trade all the comforts and hardships of modern society in exchanged for getting isekaid. Fuck a computer, air conditioning etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823019
>that pic
A BURNING NEED

[Anonymous No.]

>>37804320
Dumb idea: mindflayer school counselor

[Anonymous No.]

When you are mating with Hellhounds a heat engulfs you, then the heat turns comfy, as she fucks you, you can feel her strenght, your senses are directed to her tensing muscle. Then a sudden realization dawns that such a strong girl loves you and all this strenght is for your protection, then you just want to hug her and cuddle with her and feel protected by her. As you cum inside her you can't help but think "I feel so safe, I want to feel like this forever!"

Hellhound pussy is another level, it can't be beaten just by being wilder like you would with an Ogre or Minotaur. It appeals to our primal desire to be protected by a stronger woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823040
for what? a big family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37820925
Lolis make the best liches anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823072
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823074
>for what?
mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823072
I feel a strong desire to make out with a woman stronger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823072
But I don’t want to be protected, I want to defeat strong women and put collars on them.
I WILL tame a hellhound when the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822778
What if I acknowledge that I want to lose to tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822778
I could only lose to the tiny but perky chest of a baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823158
this will be you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823072
i only pick dragon pussy for protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822815
It's true, the pleasant country girl aura is strong with them. This is also true of weresheep when they aren't shorn, but I just feel like they'd sleep so much...

>>37822972
Weren't human women acknowledged to be less faithful than real world Earth? The no bad end/ntr rules only seem to apply when monsters are or will be involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823194
I will NOT lose to some dumb mutt, I will win and take her for walkies and fuckies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823194
but what if she's shorter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822820
Honestly true at this point. Someone having a private twitter account that they leave out of the thread is miles and miles better than the old days of blatant out and out faggotry right in the thread. I think the latter informs the overreaction to the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822815
They're very good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823074
>>37823123
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823247
Don't underestimate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823247
A shortstack hellhound that proclaimed herself my mate would be pregnant as often as I could make her.
A whole team of pups would be her daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823297

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna kick a cow's sand farm

[Anonymous No.]

Oni thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823276
>I love you too, Anon
>But so help me, if you ever stop fucking me I will pin you down a thrash your hips so goddamn hard you'll start limping if you even think of not banging me for a night
>Teehee
Ah, gap moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810344
Soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822715
What kind of attachment do you need to make to a porn account of a person whose name let alone life you don't know in order to actually feel betrayed? This is on par with onlyfan simps finding out their egirl has a boyfriend, jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823376
The best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37810619
>tied up in gulag of love
>forced to look at dm's of girls saying how cute you are and how much they would love you
>Anon still insists he's worthless
>gets water-boarded with manticore venom and other aphrodisaics until he admits he's worth loving

[Anonymous No.]

Anon gets trapped in the mansion of some rich lady shog, he went in looking to work there but now shes calling him master and hes scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37822689
Cucks must be shunned and kicked out of all circles as soon as possible lest more cucks show up thinking they are in good company.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a yuuki onna react if I sad outside and enjoyed the cold instead of rushing inside of her home? Always loved watching the snow fall especially late at night

[Anonymous No.]

A harem of unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>demon loving

NO! I do not choose this and never will! I will not surrender my will! I will die fighting and standing than live on my knees! My faith to God is unwavering! My faith is unshakable ! My faith is my shield! My hatred and discrimination of things not of the God is my sword! The demons do not bring love and sex, they only encourage war! I will remain vigilant! I will remain PURE!!! HUMANITY HAS FARED AGAINST WORSE AND WILL FARE AGAINST THESE "WOMEN MONSTERS!"

I choose NOT LOVE FROM THESE MONSTERS! I CHOOSE... Humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823407
How about you do that elsewhere without shitting up the thread that already shuns NTRshit posted here anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823405
Does it bother her if he keeps calling her things like "ma'am" and "mistress"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37804320

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823407
I don't think they're even in this circle though. Wightfag hasn't posted here in who knows how long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823419
i cant tell if you're trying to get someone to rp with you or like try to persuade you that demons are good by talking about them for a while so you can jerk off to it but
stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823419

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823403
pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>Last edit was on February 24
I have no self-control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823403
reverse mindbreak is underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823208
>Weren't human women acknowledged to be less faithful than real world Earth?

Were they? When was it stated? I thought they were as unfaithful as Earth women if they are even more unfaithful that would be insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823437
I want to lose to a comfy demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823424
Cute doughragon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823208
>>37823449
If they were even more unfaithful I couldn't see so many men opposing monstergirls. The Order would not exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823481

The Order persits by lying about MGs being literal demons from hell bent on killing and destroying you. If truth was known, then the order would either had collapsed already or would be reformed into a feminist cult.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823517
Squid tid is quite nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823491
Some of it would probably persist even with the truth fully known cause some people irl read on mge and bitch and moan about some details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823517
she looks very warm and huggable

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823529

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823449
I could be misremembering, but I seem to recall it being in the same section where it was revealed that there are more men than women in the MGE world due to the Order and Friends constantly warring over absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823422
Is memory serves shogs will spazz the fuck out if you try to call them stuff like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823424
I want to be a jabberwock’s pet human

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823562
Wait... but wouldn't that mean there would be more women than men? Men are the ones warring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37823481
we can keep some of the outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is a professional shitposter
>Knows how to push everyone's buttons and get those precious (you)s
>Lives off of his hoard that he inherited from his dragon grandma
>One day while NTR posting on Eros forums he pisses off the wrong fucker
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little virgin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Eros Spec Ops, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Cuckda, and I have help over 300 monsters get their soul mate. I am trained in kakuen warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire Eros Heaven Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will find you your perfect partner with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting NTR to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gremlins across the Order lands and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your virginity. You're fucking married, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you cum in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cumbat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Eros Marine Corp and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable virginity off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shoot arrows all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking married, kiddo.
>lol
>Hours later Eros forces kicking down my door
>My dragon onaholes do nothing to stop them
>Luckily I used peanut to slick myself and a couple of them were allergic to peanuts allowing me to take a couple out
>Unfortunately officer ushi wasn't allergic and made the arrest
>Brought before the jury
>Explain I was merely shitposting for fun and I'm saving myself for my one true love
>That neet oomukade who runs my guild
>Let off scot-free
>Or at least that's what I thought
>They found her and drag us both to a cafe to have a date together
>Now have to have court ordered dates with my guild leader

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>>37823582
>図鑑世界まめちしき：図鑑世界で生まれる人間の男女比は男性の方が多いらしいぞ！魔物娘じゃない昔の魔物との戦いや人間同士での戦で命を落とすのは、やっぱり女性より男性の方が多かったためか、自然とそうなっていったらしいです。生物のちからってすごい！
>A tidbit of knowledge about the encyclopedia world: As for the sex ratio of humans born in the encyclopedia world, it seems there are more men! Of course, when fighting wars with the monsters of old who were not monster girls, or fighting against fellow humans, more men lost their lives than women, and perhaps for that reason, it seems the birth rate has naturally adjusted in that manner. The power of living things is incredible!

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>>37823534

It is easy to bitch and moan about MGE when you don't actually have the chance of being with your waifu. If MGE MGs became real, you can bet that a lot of the people bitching would be among the first in line going for their waifus.

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>>37823615
Wonder if the monstergirls who killed men before monsterization feel horrible guilt over it, or if they even retain their previous memory of it at all.

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>>37823582
If I remember correctly it was a case of "Humans were killing each other/getting punted by pre-DL monsters so hard their biology ended up getting more males born out for the perpetual meatgrinder"

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>>37823650
>born just to die horribly
too real

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>>37823635

I actually wonder if there were some MGs that were killing men during the girlification and how they feel afterwards if their husband retained some scars and healed wounds over this incident.

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>>37823571
Even mommy?

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>>37823650
>If I remember correctly it was a case of "Humans were killing each other/getting punted by pre-DL monsters so hard their biology ended up getting more males born out for the perpetual meatgrinder"

That odd moment you get reminded MGE used to be even worse than Earth.

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>>37823677
my least favorite thing about mge, right after the sabbath.
i think i get why KC made the world a former standard dark fantasy world, but i would prefer it if it was just monster girls were always the thing. its less interesting, but it just sounds nicer. that, and it makes ancient evils and ancient monster girl species (dinosaur girls) more of a thing.

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>>37823677
>That odd moment you get reminded MGE used to be even worse than Earth.

But! But that is not true! Yes, tragedies and evil was abound that time. But it will be a far better outcome and world to live because you have freedom! Free Will! The will and freedom to choose who to end up with and not be forced by monsters into marraige!

Hardships, tragedies and bad stuff builds character and experience to develop and make a better life and future than the stagnant "Utopia" the monsters are pushing for!

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>>37823615
Point being, there are a lot of surplus men and it is these men monsters typically target. Thus they don't have to compete with human women usually. To my knowledge nothing was said in these tweets about human women in the setting being more unfaithful (though one implication of them being fewer than men would be that competition for them may be worse).

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My ideal would put the monster population like 10:1 with human males, male scarcity could cause good story drama

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>>37823571
I didn’t know that was that in a tweet?

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>>37823691
Bugboy go and stay go.

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>>37823664

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>>37823664
>fighting to the death against a rabid monster one moment
>getting coddled and cradled the next by a sobbing half-succubus beauty as she tries to fix the winds she herself inflicted
Must've been one whiplash feel.

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>>37823691
shut the fuck up you larping mouthwash snorter

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>>37823696
the competition is nice but it makes monogamy selfish and getting kidnapped more likely.
fun place to be but i don't know if i'd settle down there.

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>>37823665
Think its something in the power of the words indicate authority while shogs live to serve, even if she has to force you she will do what she feels must be done.

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>>37823699
Becoming an incubus would fix him up. They can't outright regenerate limbs and such but their healing ability is very high (offhand I recall KC saying they can do things like grab their severed arm and reattach it by holding it to the stump).

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>>37823696
I'd personally prefer something like 55/45, men being the lower population. 10/1 seems like too much of one, since im sure a lot of men aren't fond of the idea of harems, and women not fond of the idea of sharing

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>>37823664

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>>37823664
I suppose its possible, but if there were any there would be very few.

That is, keep in mind that the change to monster girls came at the close of the period of the cycle where monsters were focused on killing each other to choose a new mamono lord (albeit this time there wasn't such massive killing apparently). During this part of the cycle monsters leave humans mostly alone and human populations restore themselves.

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Hellhound dick sucking. That is all
https://litter.catbox.moe/mi9nog.gif

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>>37823720
I'd be suprised if the more undead-esc incubi can't just reattach them even without a high healing ability. Theres probably spells for it too. I'd bet doing something like taking a shota potion would restore your body, because it technically needs to reconstruct itself to get smaller

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>>37823720
>I recall KC saying they can do things like grab their severed arm and reattach it by holding it to the stump
>make epic funny videos of chopping your arm off to scare your wife
>she makes videos of her raping you silly that gets posted on her monporn account

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>>37823751
Nice. Thanks.

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>>37823699
The idea of this is both cute and horrifying.

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>>37823751
those nipples make me want to suck on them and forget about everything

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>>37823762
Even if you can easily get it fixed, cutting off your hand would still hurt like a bitch.

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>>37823664
>kept as malnourished prisoner in monster territory
>wake up to the sounds of screaming, moaning and general chaos
>loud thump against the door
>your demon interrogator has a new offer for you
>her hips thump against the door again
>as soon as she finds the cell keys that got lost in the fuckfest

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>>37823749
Also, it's indicated that the changes Lilith caused came in two stages.

1. She became Mamono Lord and started changing the monster's so they no longer had the compulsion to kill humans. At the time this was the most she could do. In response, the chief god empowered a man to become a hero and kill her.
2. Having found the hero sympathized with her and making him the first incubus, Lilith proceeded to change all the monsters to monster girls in a single night, thanks to both how her husband empowered her and many monsters offering up their own energy to cause the change.

In other words, monsters stopped attacking people before the change to monster girls. I admit I do still find the idea intriguing of them changing into monster girls mid-fight with a human, and it could still have happened. That is recall some monsters had humanoid female forms in the previous era, and still used human men to reproduce (though they typically killed the men afterward). Monsters like harpies and lamia would thus be good for scenarios of "about to kill him but suddenly are freed of the compulsion."

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>>37823615
Ironically in real life there seems to be some environmental inflluence in the traits of the descendants. Not exactly influence on the gender as far as I know, but stuff like times of war and famine generating people capable of storing more nutrients and energy inside them for survival. Which carried the downside of leading them to become obese easier in times of peace.

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>>37823803
pain doesn't hurt as much for them, more of a general dull feeling to it.
still wouldn't recommend

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>>37823762
>>37823803
Yeah, nothing about it not hurting. Succubi and thus possibly other monsters are noted for having a dull sense of pain, but even so they still feel pain and incubi would too.

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>>37808646
>ywn be assigned a rebel teen daughter in her rebellious phase that doesn't want to be there
>You will never cover for her as she dips and goes out without her mom knowing what she is into
>She will never use your house as her hideout to just chill with you without any romantic undertones to spite her mom for forcing her to be there
>She will never invite her friends over to have a night of drinks without supervision
>She will never try to play matchmaker with you and one of her friends
>You will never have to take care of her as her hangover is a lot stronger than she anticipated
>She will never be so fucked that you need to bathe her and feed her
>You will never have to cover for her with her mother
>She will never cling to you and tell you how much you mean to her
>She will never fall asleep in your arms as the father figure she never had
>She will never feel awkward at the realization
>She will never try to go back to your regular routine and fail miserably
>She will never call you dad by mistake
>She will never call you daddy on purpose

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>>37823691
>t.retard who doesn't understand human psychology
Adversity only builds character if you can maintain hope that things will eventually get better. Being subjected to nonstop suffering with no possibility escape and no indication that it will ever end only leads to despair.

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>>37823803
its all in the name of art

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>>37823842
Life...life is hard.

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>>37823883
tiny paws, tiny paws

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>>37823808
Fun fact, succubi were rather unique among monsters in the previous era in that they did confine human men and keep them alive for as long as possible. These "prisons" were for the sake of feeding, since unlike other monsters succubi didn't crave human flesh and thus (if they controlled themselves from sucking out too much energy) could keep men as a renewable resource. This required succubi to learn how to care for human needs, which was helpful once Lilith came to power and monsters in general needed to be educated on what humans needed.

The freed prisoners became succubus husbands and would prove instrumental as well in educating monsters on how to build normal homes and other such things.

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>>37823677
People like to shit on the Order but forget its existence had a point pre-DL. The world was THAT shit that the Order could've been considered the good guy in comparison. Post-DL the Order isn't evil for the sake of being evil as much as stuck in pre-DL mode.

As much as the heroes would be in for a shock when the demon they were told would feast on their bones alive and burn all they held dear was just a qt that wanted a husband, pre-DL those demons really were that level of bad. Not defending the Gods that were manipulating humans for shits n giggles, but back then that was the lesser evil by FAR.

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>>37823842
This style of romance with a younger monster is the best and no one can convince me otherwise.

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>>37823922
counterpoint: the orders teachings forbid cowgirl position.
could this really be a benevolent organization?

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>>37823811
Them not attacking doesn’t mean chucklefucks wouldn’t go to purge the monsters

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>>37823953
Source? I distinctly remember reading that some monsters actually ended up liking the men the Order's teachings brought up, obviously past the whole "monsters are evil" thing.

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when can we talk about cute monster girls again

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>>37823974
it's part of the broom article in the sabbath grimoire. how cowgirl is so scandalous and all.

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>>37823912
I never noticed the soft tummy before.

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>>37823922
One counterpoint is that in its current form at least the Order probably didn't exist. I don't think we hear any word of it from before Lilith came to power. Keep in mind that the practice of the time was for the chief god to only empower one Hero in a given cycle, it's only in the new era that the new one went and started passing out heroic blessings to lots of people, powerful heroes that human leaders could form a powerful organization around.

I mean, if human civilization as a whole was getting routed every few centuries in the previous era, it would have been tough for any human organization like the Order to stay intact.

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A swarm of sahuagins circling a swimmer

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>>37823974
The like them because the general teaching for the order is the typical hero/rpg knight teaching so good guy stuff at least for humans

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>>37823974
Many of the people in the Order are kind and benevolent, just misguided. Their teachings on sex are one such misguided thing.

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>>37823983
>it's part of the broom article in the sabbath grimoire. how cowgirl is so scandalous and all.

Please further elaborate? That sounds like some insecure man shite.

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>>37824020
it is most likely insecure man shite
a strong woman is terrifying to a man inescure in his masculinity

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>>37823971
Certainly, though I'd think most people's focus would be on rebuilding civilization lost from the previous cycle. Not much time for mostly futile attempts at purging when simply keeping a town functioning is a struggle.

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>>37820324
https://youtu.be/CRFmCzIK0oU

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>>37823983
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Witch%27s_Broom
>Furthermore, the "Witch's Broom" is highly related to "Cowgirl" but, as one of the symbols of immorality and lewd deeds from the beginning, it is made to be associated with "Female Dominant Intercourse" which was forbidden in the Order of the Chief God.
Wow, it was legit.
>>37824005
This wouldn't have happened if he chose to swim in the sea.

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>>37823974
>>37824020
https://pastebin.com/5XC3CCcZ
>Furthermore, the "Witch's Broom" is highly related to "Cowgirl" but, as one of the symbols of immorality and lewd deeds from the beginning, it is made to be associated with "Female Dominant Intercourse" which was forbidden in the Order of the Chief God.
Therefore, the "Witch's Broom" is not only just a thing associated with "Cowgirl", it is a thing to stimulate the instinct of mamono to indulge in spirit and pleasure a man by straddling him, those that frequently straddle a broom will want to more frequently straddle a man, and have a strong tendency to be a sensual and very lewd person.

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>>37824020
>Furthermore, the "Witch's Broom" is highly related to "Cowgirl" but, as one of the symbols of immorality and lewd deeds from the beginning, it is made to be associated with "Female Dominant Intercourse" which was forbidden in the Order of the Chief God. Therefore, the "Witch's Broom" is not only just a thing associated with "Cowgirl", it is a thing to stimulate the instinct of mamono to indulge in spirit and pleasure a man by straddling him, those that frequently straddle a broom will want to more frequently straddle a man, and have a strong tendency to be a sensual and very lewd person.
no wonder all those hero class girls get sexually frustrated

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>>37824028
I think it has less to do with insecurity and more to do with the Order having an extremely prudish view of sex.

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Wow, a triple reply!

And yeah, some stuff indicates that many women in Order nations don't even know there is a such thing as a female orgasm.

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>>37823720
>They can't outright regenerate limbs

I thought it was a given incubization can regenerate limbs.

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>>37824046
>kiki is granted dark knowledge of forbidden broom techniques
will she ever be able to look at her trusted broom the same way?

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>>37824076
Wait until she finds out about buckets

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>>37824067
It's not in the settings books yet so it's not outright canon, but KC was once asked about this and said that incubi can't regenerate limbs. That said, healing magic (pharmacomancy) of sufficient power can.

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>>37824084
if true, there's certain to be effective magical prosthetics. anything that could possibily inhibit sex is simply outrageous.

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Yetis look like they'd be easily beaten in a snowball fight. I bet those paws can't shape a proper snowball.

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Is becoming an incubus an unstoppable thing.

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>>37824096
Maybe, though I'd think regenerating your actual arm via a healing spell would be preferable to a prosthetic.

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>>37824140
you're already an incubus, anon.

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>>37824153
What?!

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>>37824164
That's right Anon, there won't be portals, we need you to have sex with human women to corrupt them into succubi instead. You're our only hope!

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>>37824140
If you're married to a monster then no, not unless you die before it happens.

In other situations, in early stages a man can get rid of mamono mana in his body by masturbating and such, but the effect on his mind (i.e. the desire to experience the pleasures only monsters provide) will remain and typically lead him to eventually seek out monsters himself.

But why would you not want to be a incubus? As explained in detail in World Guide 3, an incubus is simply a human with their limiters removed, the same as a hero, and is in fact the state of being that humans were made to be but were shackled at a later time.

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>>37824101
Snowballs, no. However, they work like shovels. They are catapults.

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>>37824189
How about not wanting to be one out of spite and pettiness?

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>>37824201
that sounds like a human thing. find a nice human to settle down with and have adequate sex, adequate marriage and adequate kids.

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>>37823699
A life like that is not even worth living, I think. If that were me, I'd just forgive her and ask her to let me die.

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she wont leave my brain
why wont she leave my brain LEAVE ME ALONE

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>>37823699
As fucked up as it is I feel like this would make for a good story

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>>37824239
My thoughts exactly. It sounds like hell, but I'd like to read about it.

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>>37824005
can the swimmer swim past underneath the sahu circle?

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>>37824005
they seem kind of hard to hold hands with, at least with the high impact finger interlocking kind

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>>37823664
While not quite the same thing, mersharks as a species seem to have been psychologically effected by what they were in the previous era.

>Also, perhaps because in the age of the former mamono lords their entire body, including fangs, shark skin, etc., was a deadly weapon for wounding humans; other than during sex, they treat their husband gently and carefully as if he were a fragile treasure.

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I want something to worship. What in the MGE universe would you reccomend? I'm open to anything.

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>>37824292
dragon, that being your wife

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>>37824292
Muscle worship, I personally recommend Jinkos.

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>>37824292
Dragon, that being the wife of that one guy that doesn't live among you anymore

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>>37824005
>extra sensitive post-molt sahu

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>>37824298
But I need ritual, ceremony, etc. Any suggestions? I'd like to tend to a shrine, that sort of thing.

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>>37824292
Me, the god-king of the Khepri

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>>37824292
vampire

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>>37824292
Worship being a sad sack of shit needing some happiness in your miserable life and drink the happy juice the wine goats keep offering you

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>>37824323
Light some incense and run a hot bath for her.

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>>37824189
But wouldn’t it be funny to be the servant of a stuck up vampire who is able to stop themselves from becoming an incubus and thus never becoming “noble”

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>>37824084

While Incubi might not be able to just regenerate limbs, I think the actual incobizationt transformation should be able to do so. Incubization can revert aging, regeneration is something that even in real life with science humans can theoretically be done way easier than stop aging. Also if there are eunuchs or people that had unfortunate accidents when they lost their sex organ incubization should be a given to restore those organs, I don't see why limbs would be any different. With monsterization it should be a no brainer, the changes on the woman's biology are extremely deep and no doubt orders of magnitude higher than growing limbs.

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>>37824366
yeah, but you also get ladies like merse where her eye didn't grow back. if some scars or missing arm serves to be a charm point, it may well stay that way.

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>>37824366
At the very least I think KC has said becoming an incubus will heal/regenerate things like being a eunuch/malformed down there.

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'pedes

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>>37824363
Love conquers all anon, vampires already are known to sometimes just ignore him not being an incubus yet and have sex anyway.

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>>37824363
>who is able to stop themselves from becoming an incubus
Think of mamono mana like radiation, except high doses have positive effect on you. You can be exposed to it for a short time with no changes, but this situation is like someone working in a nuclear reactor with no protection and just not getting radiation poisoning through power of will.

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>>37824400
i like how unsafe sex with vampires is when you're in the dhampir zone

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>>37824400
>vampires already are known to sometimes just ignore him not being an incubus yet and have sex anyway.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that point too. This is explicitly how Dhampirs are made.

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>>37824292
Ryus.

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>>37824431
This image angers and confuses me.

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>>37824431
i refute snake ass

[Anonymous No.]

On my way to slay the wretched greenworm who ate my garden, any advice?

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>>37824328
Big bloodbags.

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>>37824431
Remember that its your duty as a noble night/valiant rogue/dutiful ranger/shanghia'd Anon to impregnate the head of the monster girl nunnary/temple along with all her followers/underlings.

>>37824453
Attack the fruit, otherwise she goes into an invincible state and emerges as a high level papillion.

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>>37824440
I love it overall, but not how the second image alters their scales to give them such human butts and inexplicable panties.

It also makes me wish we knew just what is up with that seeming extra pair of arms the profile ryu has holding her chest. Are they an accessory or part of her body? Where do they attach?

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>>37824323
wells theres obviously the cuddling ritual

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>>37824472
they're fully prehensilve paizuri aids and can shake the goods to entice males.

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>>37824453
use the spray

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>>37824453
I reckon you will need a battalion of men, this monster is far too much for one man alone, unless, no it's too risky....

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>>37824497
I'd pay for that to be true.

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>>37824510
Greenworm looking at everyone below that wants to post a picture.

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>>37823040
Imagine embarrassing your older daughters by continuing to have more and more children every year.

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>>37824510
>greenworm asked hubby to lay down for this picture

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>>37824510
I want to kiss her tummy

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>>37824570
That will make her squeak.

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>>37823912
Why is she so smug?

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>>37823953
>>37823983
Cowgirl us probably considered forbidden because if a big Oni etc gets on top you're going to die of a crushed pelvis.
Missionary and doggie are safer options especially with size disparity mamonos.
>a lot of old religious dogmas have a basis in practical observations even if its long forgotten or no longer relevant e.g. 'eat with right hand, wipe arse with left' was from when arabs lived in deserts not Dubai skyscrapers with modern plumbing

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If KC is indeed working on a grey alien monstergirl doesn't that mean xenos will be part of this thread? Or will it just be ignored like the Siths?

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>>37824626
not worth worrying about until it exists.

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>>37824560
making new daughters when your eldest are in their thirties

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>>37824626
Considering the MGE world is not exactly a planet, I expect they won't be literal space aliens. They will probably be more like dimension hoppers.

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>>37824472
>butts and inexplicable panties.
While Lamias etc usually have a combined cloaca under the stick-on triangle panties-piece at the front and only an 'ass-like' bulge at the back, these two appear to have actual seperate assholes at the back - so that isnt a 'panty' that is also attached to the front piece as there's no thigh-gap, so the back is a seperate covering more like another covering that's presumably attached by a butt-plug.

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Which of the two siths do you find preferable

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>>37824510
So Greenwurm got post 1300 and last image.
>new?

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>>37824703
Death

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>>37824317

What makes them any better than Minotaurs?

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If Hellhounds are already overprotective normally, how would they treat a husband that was missing a limb or an eye?

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>>37824678

MGE world is something like a half a sphere on a flat surface, that still could be floating in space.

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>>37824733
alex and eris was a good story

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>>37824715
An Undead Cait Sith is on route to your location sir.

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>>37824678
Ive always assumed that even the 'aliens' we get here on Earth aren't from space.
>back in the 1930s they'd claim to be from Mars or Venus, now that we know those planets arent habitable, they claim to be from further away...
>and back then they were usually tall pale hot 'space'-chicks not squat wrinkled grey things
>abductions, probings, time-lapses
The Greys are just ugly Fae-folk taking over from the earlier Elves and bullshitting us that theyre from 'far far away' in space to stay hidden here on Earth or where they're coming thru the Portals

[Anonymous No.]

Making a new thread which girl should I use for the OP?

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>>37824752
The bestgirl ofc
>and the rest of us will bitch when you fuck up and pick the wrong one ofc

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>>37824752
may be a while before we slide off

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>>37824764
Image limit and page 10.

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>>37824752
a snek

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>>37824721
If you're lactose-intolerant, or if you are into rimjobs you want a girl who can clean her own ass with her tongue to go deep on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37824752
Sith

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>>37824752
Gazer

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>>37824605
Being a succubus is generally great for a woman's self confidence.

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>>37824784

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>>37824768
what's the rush?

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>>37824682
>Tfw Anon goes to pull off the cover to fuck his Ryu-waifu up the ass and it's attached to ten feet of beads like a magicians trick string-of-flags
>buy the end Anon is pulling the cord like trying to start an old chainsaw and his Ryu is begging for him to get to the end and plug back in

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>>37824752
A cait sith

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>>37824795
Why

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>>37824743
Is it a Hellhound fic? Can you link it?

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>>37824945
prw is the author. think it got ate up in the pastebin purge

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>>37824764
With the current thread creation speed it's likely to hit the post limit (it's reduced to 1500 now) before it gets pushed off, so spreading to a new thread just prolongs it needlessly.

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>>37824990
I know, but it seems that we have so many crossboarders now that they endorse it instead of punishing the violation to the thread creation rule. The worst part is that meido doesn't even care to clear the early thread anymore

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writing positive graffiti on a gargoyles pedestal

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>>37825055
The silver lining is that the elf faggot is usually active at these hours and he can't try pulling his shit this time, but yeah, early threads shouldn't become the norm.

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>>37825206
>Great ass
>Rock hard abs
>Tight pussy
>Cute horns

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>>37825206
Gargoyles make me stiff

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>>37825206
tie a bow on her tail

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>>37825206
Write your name on her. Then it's fair she uses magical ink or whatever is used to make womb tattoos to write hers on you.

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>>37825316
I claim the late for NTR Nightly Trysts with Ratas

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>1000+ posts
>image limit
ah takes me back

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>>37825531
We used to get 3k threads without hitting image limit

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>>37825531
>>37825605
I blame those dumb foxposters!

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>>37825605
people where happier about loreposting and there were plenty more greens

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>>37825819
>plenty more greens
Wormy wants a time machine.

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Before we're done, let me say I really look forward to Year of the Tiger.

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>>37820324
> Argentinian football shirt
Maximum kek

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>>37820888
Personally my narrative preference is that there's no interdimensional shenannegains at all; the best stories are those where (You) just self-insert into a character who was born in MGE-land

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>>37821002
>But in so doing, I don't want to end up married to each and every one of them. I just want to experiment.
This is my problem with the whole D-in-V = insta-marriage direction that KC's been going. I am terrified of commitment (there's my confession) and so marrying the first thing I put my dick into is not palatable.
Getting raped and then left in a ditch is my ideal scenario. Most posters seem to think that it constitutes a heartbreaking rejection - I think it constitutes "Phew, I still have my bachelorhood intact, my sex adventure continues"