Monster girl General

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Slippy, slimy, tentacle girl edition.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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>>17765749
Tentacle girls are the best huggers!

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>>17765749
>Jitsu Wa...: http://underdogscans.wordpress.com/
Nope, still dead.
Couldn't even fix the pastebin, could you?

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Remember to celebrate your dorome daughteru's first sprout

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>>17765766
Pastebin and thread header could use with an update.

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>>17765763
Somewhere, a yeti sheds a tear.

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Happy ending

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Always remember to be on your guard around succubi. A single moment of weakness and you'll wake up being cuddled by your new loving waifu.

Stay strong anons.

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Ushi Oni daughter when?

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>>17765790
When you marry the Ushi Oni wife. Are you prepared for such a commitment? I hear they're ferocious when they want to become mothers.

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>>17765797
Worth it. Everything for a cute little spider.
Maybe it'll cure my arachnophobia for good.

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>>17765780
I want to see more of these.

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>>17765797
>baby crazy CC Ushi-Oni
I’m fucking sold brother.

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>>17765806
If a spider gets into my house, I'm going to spray her with raid! If that doesn't work, I'll fog the house!
If all else fails, fire!
Spiders: No!

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What have you done today to better yourself? It's what your waifu would want.

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>>17765840
I looked for new ways to spank a wight.

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>>17765840
I'm improving my interviewing skills for my accounting firm stuff. If my waifu were here she'd mutter about me talking to myself in the mirror, and drag me to the bedroom on a leash.

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>>17765840
I was getting gud but now I can't help but feel shit. Lost a ton of weight and some contacts too, the will to study and work is non existant and the only thing that keeps me going is my body on routine while my mind is playing with monster girls.

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If a penguin can find his waifu then surely I can too!

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>>17765864
>While my mind is playing with monster girls
Be the person they'd want you to be.
but they don't make studying any easier when the dreams get lewd

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>>17765865

I wonder how many MGs cried over Grape-kun's passing?

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>>17765877
>Be the person they'd want you to be.
Can't put myself into the "do it for her" mindset anymore. It's getting extremelly hard to see why keep doing things.

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>>17765879
A disturbing number of h-artists did tributes for him.

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>>17765883
This. It helped me for about two years and then I stopped believing.

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>>17765865
All pretense and hyperbole aside, I am really happy for that Penguin. He made it man.

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>>17765766
>>17765774
You do realize the pastebin is an anonymously posted thing, right? I.e. it can't be edited whatsoever?

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>>17765749
Gan you guys please reach out to and absorb Kemono friends spammers so they stop complaining about having nowhere to go? Even though it's a yurishit series and you guys are total homophobes, you can overlook that and get along, right?

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>>17765950
Eat shit.

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>>17765749
Can you guys please reach out to and absorb Kemono friends spammers so they stop complaining about having nowhere to go? Even though it's a yurishit series and you guys are total homophobes, you can overlook that and get along, right?

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>>17765954
>>17765950

I don't really give a shit about Kemono friends, it's a pretty bad show.

I think any waifufag mourns Grape-kun though

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>>17765954
Eat shit.

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>>17764574
Beast here
I am working on that book, but I still write monstergirl stuff when I can't access my google docs.
So I'm still here, I just don't know whether to write, Selene, the roulette or burning edge.

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>>17765786
There's something about MGs and heart shaped stuff that really gets me going. Pink stuff is a plus on some girls too.

There's just nothing sexier than MGs with heart-shaped jewellery/tattoos/whatever. KC has good taste in this area.

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>>17765979

I wonder how many hearts there are in a typical Eros church?

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>>17765982
I'm sure there are many. They'd be a warm welcoming place, with eh sort of atheistic and charm that subtly draws you in.

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>>17765977
I vote Burning edge, I want to see what Nadia does now that she's truly a monster.

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>>17765989
>Sex church
>subtly

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>>17766001
Relative to more typical MG establishments? Absolutely. It's a love church, not sex church.

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>"Ah, hello~"

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>>17766010
[x] Smile enthusiastically at the wife-slime

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>>17766010
>tfw probably wouldn't even muster up the courage to smile back at someone in the rain
I'm sorry wifeslime.

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>>17765911
We can make a new one. Don't how know how they work?

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>>17766008
You're saying this as if monsters differentiate between love and sex, which they don't. The only difference between Eros, Sabbath, and whatever religion the Dark Priests serve is what fetishes they cater to.

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Remember to fug the bug

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>>17766026
Our forces are dwindling and we pull back to regroup!

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>>17766026
She's cute, if a little chitin-y. That non-existent waist is concerning, though.

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>>17766032
Quickly, we must reproduce and bolster our forces! Everyone strip and find a partner!

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>>17766044
That was not the answer I was expecting.

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>>17766022
I'm not going to touch that, but even if it was true that doesn't mean the churches will look the same.

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>>17766008
I get what you’re saying anon, but I gotta agree with >>17766022 by MGE standards every church service would end with an orgy, or everyone getting special booths for their worship service that has tinted windows.

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>>17766046
>From adorable daughteru to the League's resident bicycle
This is why you raise your girls right.

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>>17766059
I don't actually play that game. If it's how she ends, I'm not hyped to try it.

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>>17766008
Exactly. The end result (guys getting waifus) might be the same, but that doesn't mean it turns into an orgy or all the girls are in latex.

Eros churches would be all about romance and seduction, where attendees end up running home together. Not hedonistic worship like >>17766055.

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Hellhounds are the ideal monster girl

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>>17766066
Are they tsundere?

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>>17766046
What reaction were you hoping for? We live in a lascivious monster girl world my friend, any opportunity to reproduce would be taken to it's fullest.

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>>17766066
They are hard to beat.

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>>17766069
I was hoping for "The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group", but I guess that game isn't /jp/ enough.

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>>17766059
She's a Kumiho
The seduce you and eat your soul kind

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>>17766067
I prefer them thug-dere
Like that delinquent gyaru who is weak to kisses

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>>17766069
It was one of the EDF song lines.

Wonder what insect/spider MGs think about that game.

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>>17766185
I am well aware of this. Doesn't change the fact that she's had enough cocks to make a pornstar jealous. Though she's trying to get better.

All this is assuming her lore hasn't been re-written fifty times in the last hour.

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My back is killing me. Which MG gives the best backrubs?

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Stop calling it a general.

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>>17766196
TO PROTECT OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK!

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Eating a whole rotisserie chicken by hand and drinking some malt liquor with a monster girl!

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>>17766271
Clean your room.

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>>17766290
I cleaned my room recently, it's not gotten particularly dirty since.

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>>17766292
Good mastahs are rewarded.

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>>17765885
I'm astounded there aren't any Grape-kun x Hululu doujins

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>>17766295
They had a love too pure for lewd. Also Grape-kun is an old, old penguin, can he even get it up?

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>>17766299
Ancient grandpas always get it up in doujins, particularly loli ones.

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>>17766301
Right. A bunch of electronic old man and their flexibility running the world.

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>>17766290
W-watermelon?

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>>17766293
Good kikis would clean mastah's room and not make him do it himself.

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>>17766305
A new age

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>>17766293
Rewarded how? How do Kikis reward good mastahs?

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>>17766324
What a horrible Kiki, clearly she must be punished.

>>17766351
With more maids.

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>be married to a strongfat oni
>you once watched her compete in a strongwoman competition for monster girls
>during one event, she ripped a bus in half, long-ways, with her bare hands in 3:54, beating the world record of 4:03
>she placed close third in a relay race where the competitors had to bull rush brick walls
>she also did very well in the shotput event, tossing the half-ton boulder several hundred feet
>as you watched this, you couldn't help but think about how gentle and tender she normally is with you
>thanks, DL

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>>17766197
Would you rehabilitate a recovering cock-addict?

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How does Anon feel about menacing Hellhound(?) overlords falling on hard times and becoming pathetic, destitute lolis wallowing in despair and doubt?

I can't decide if I like the sexy version or the cute version more.

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>>17766410
They're both great, but only one is for dicking.

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>>17766396
>>17766364
>>17766305
>>17766290

This might out me as a newfag but who is the one who makes all these sketch/ illustrations in the monster girl general?

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>>17766458
We were all newfags once. We've had a number of drawfags here over the years. If I remember correctly these ones are from an anonymous friend we call latenight due to his posting habits.

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>>17766410
She gets all the reassuring headpats. Gonna help her get back on her feet.

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>>17766474
Rent and food aren't free though.
Any evil monster girl tyrant turned loli must work as a maid to pay for her expenses.

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>>17766410
I've found a reason to start reading this again, but what was it's name?

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Tsundere Jinkos

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Ded

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>>17765749
>edition
Come on.

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>>17766621
The guy trying to ruin these threads is doing a good job.

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>>17766635
>The guy trying to ruin these threads
Who?

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>>17766510
>Tsundere Jinko sleeping on the grass
>You lie down next to her and caress her hair
>She starts chuffing and instinctively hugs you tight
>Half an hour later she wakes up and calls you a perverted creep
>From then on she always left you a message to warn you before she took a nap

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>>17766635
I was under the impression that monsterboy posting shitter was blown out in the previous thread. Seems I was mistaken.

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>>17766410
Sauce on that pic? iqdb and saucenao aint getting hits

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>>17766649
https://mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100094434

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>>17766621
>>17766635
It's normal to be dead at this time and has been for years, there's no evil boogieman who killed the threads.

Besides, dead girls are cute.

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>>17766677
The sudden onset of editionfaggotry and that anons spam of booru filename posts need to be dealt with.

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>>17766685
>editionfaggotry
Not a new thing, has happened in the past.
>booru filename posts
Who seriously cares where someone gets their images from? Spamming is an issue sure but boorus shouldn't be dragged into it.

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When can I get some snake hugs

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>>17766695
sssoon

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>>17766696
Lamia's with the hissing accent or without anons?

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>>17766695
they'll never be real

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>>17766699
Either is fine with me

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>>17766701
Dont you think I know that, but I can fucking dream if I want to anon.

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>>17766701
You're not real either.

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>>17766701
Yesss, we are not real, you should jusst lower your guard and leave your door unlocked.

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>>17766710
slow down there jaden smith

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>>17766695
>get wrapped up by a snake, helpless against whatever she plans to do to you
>like peppering your face with kisses,
stroking your cheeks, and looking into your eyes with her heart pupils

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> Monster girl General
>General
>edition
Is nobody really going to fight against an outside cancer subverting the thread?
This is the second thread in a row now that's been misnamed from Monster Girl Thread and has editionfaggotry.

Do you guys really want the cancer to turn terminal and destroy the threads this bad, why the fuck are you so complacent and do nothing, why do you let the fucking shitstain who's been raiding us for the last week just get away with everything?

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>>17766733
Ive been coming here for a couple years and im too tired of it to bother

That being said I prefer Monster Girl Thread over Monster Girl General.

MGT>MGG

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>>17766733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEKB7pi1mbc

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>>17766733
Look no further than this subversive faggot >>17766046

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>>17766733
>>17766744
Also only now noticed it since you pointed it out, I usually ignore the op anyway since it rarely has anything good in it

The OP image should have been the updated lamia art

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>>17766744
There won't be any threads left for long if people are lazy like you. The cancer must be purged.

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>>17766733
I didn't even notice, I'm always asleep when new threads are made and skip the first few posts because they're all the usual "x is best" and trying to force talking points unnaturally.

But yeah, OP should eat a bag of dicks.

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>>17766764
Speaking of things I didn't notice, the OP image also has a pegging reference in it, absolute cancer.

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>>17766762
Please keep your roleplaying in /tg/

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>>17766780
Keep your faggotry in /v/ retard OP, kill yourself filth.

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>>17766780
I don't think he's RPing, especially when there's a cancer afflicting these threads.

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>>17766762
Well excuse me for being around since the days the threads were on /a/, were there was a lot more shit to deal compared to what we get now

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Anyway about those Snakes.

Just think of all the Hugs one could get in a snake pit.

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>>17766795
Damage controlling again I see.

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>>17766780
That's hardly RP.

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>>17766792
>there was a lot more shit to deal compared to what we get now
Yeah and that sure ended well didn't it, for the entire duration the threads have been on /jp/ we've had a zero tolerance for cancer so it doesn't happen again. And the fucking faggot who made the previous thread and this one is pure unfiltered cancer.

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>>17766796
anon please im this guy, not that fuck who cant be bothered to change file names >>17766792

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>>17766800
I hope so.

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>general
>edition
Come the fuck on now.

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>>17766811
At least there's an idea of who's responsible.

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>>17766795
Where can I get a snake gf?

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>>17766815
Personally I think it's obvious it's someone from another monster girl community that has "edition" in half of their OPs. Won't name anything but it should be fairly obvious to anyone who's ever seen it.

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>>17766816
You have a few options. The profile tells us that wild lamias live primarily in "deserts, caves in warm regions, and mountains", so you could try mountaineering while searching for them. This of course exposes you to Doromes, Gnomes, Gryphons, Harpies and a variety of other mountain MGs, but I'm sure you'll find her.

We also know that Grapesnake Kingdoms in not!Egypt also have a fair amount of lamia, so if you don't mind living in an umbral monster realm you can hop over there.

If you're more of an urbanite, then you might want to try Monstergirl City. There should be a fairly wide variety of single lamias in most neighbourhoods, and Tanuki sponsored dating services making it easier than ever to hook up.

Finally, you might also want to consider Lamia sub-species such as Shirohebis, Basilisks, Medusas, or even Echidnas if you have the heroic bent. MGE provides enough information on its own to give you an idea how to get them, so happy snake hunting!

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>>17766836
I always wonder what the first monster I'll run into when the portals open. Hopefully she's my type because I wouldn't be able to get away from her.

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>>17766695
ones who hide it but occaisionally slip up

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>>17766059
>League's resident bicycle
?

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>>17766844
Ahh, you're one of the portal types. Rest assured, your waifu has spared no expense to zone in on your geographic location and to procure a direct portal to your domicile.

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>>17766836
>Tanuki sponsored dating services

I have serious suspicions

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>>17766861
But I have no waifu. Or I just have multiple monster types I like.

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>>17766828
/monster/ or EMGfags? Some EMGfag was image dumping like a retard a thread or two ago again.

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>>17766836
I'm going to put 'Plenty of Meat' on the application for my girl!

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>>17766871
A big tittied Wendigo appears, shy and hungry

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>>17766870
The sad thing is it could be applied to both.

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>>17766836
>Tanuki sponsored dating services
I want to see that jaded CC Tanuki interviewer’s face when I tell her how fiscally irresponsible I am!

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>>17766875
Well that's good, I'll give her all the meat she wants and then some.

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>>17766875
BIG
STRETCHY
MEAT!!!

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Which zipangese girl makes the best Mochi?

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>>17766905
Wifeslime makes the best everything.

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>>17766905

Nureunago

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>>17766917
>>17766918
Wife slime, best slime.

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>>17766865
Don't worry, only 10% of all displayed clients are actually faceless old coons, and those are usually upfront about it. Wouldn't want to piss off the Church of Eros, after all. I'm sure you'll meet your match.

>>17766866
Well now, how do you feel about Bicorns then?

>>17766881
She pales a bit at your description of your spending habits, but otherwise retains her composure. Her assistant, however, tries to hard sell an account with them and invites you to make a deposit.

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>>17766923
All of the versatility of a Shoggoth without any of the assimilation or eldritch horror.

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>>17766939
They're probably just forgotten or not mentioned much since they're a plain housewife and don't have the sexualized maid angle.

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>>17766927
>displayed
It's shit like this that they use to get you, but I'm not falling for it.

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>>17766939
The eldritch horror is what makes it hot, though.

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>>17766946
Nureonago in a maid outfit when? Clothslime needs some more varied attire.

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>>17766939
The assimilation and eldritch horror are what makes Shoggoths so cute.

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>>17766962
I've seen this image before, but I didn't see the veins in the clothing that time.

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>>17766870
A certain /monster/ poster on the discord once boasted about intentionally shitting on these threads because he found it funny. I'd put money on him.

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>>17766954
>Japanese waifu
>wearing Western maid outfit
Just an apron over her kimono would suffice.

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>>17766975
Ive seen it before and I didn’t notice the blood stains in the background until now.

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Okay, hear me out lads.

What if, and I know this will sound crazy, what if a Centaur that only has one eye?

Perhaps a Unicorn even.

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>>17767000
She'd be so nasty, I bet she wouldn't even care about becoming a bicorn since she knows no one will trully love her.

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>>17766979
Considering OP is a cuck who's posted pegging related shit in the OP twice in a row now and one of them was a shit meme picture from shitchan that gets shouted down here every time it's posted, yeah wouldn't be surprised it's gutter trash from /monster/.

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>>17766983
Where did I say western?

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>>17767000
Monoeyes are creepy. Giving one horsepussy doesn't help things at all.

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>hug zombies

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>>17767150
>Alright, Hug the zombie
>DON'T HUG THE ZOMBIE
>oooooooooooh!

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>>17767153
>>17767150
The spookiest good end possible.

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>>17767180
Is that semen

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>>17767185
Holy shit. I never noticed that before. Is he jacking off over the grave of a dog?

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>>17767180
I like how he's screaming in horror in every frame.

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>>17767144
5>8>1/2
The rest don't make the cut.

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>>17767144
5 > 8 = 7 > 10 = 15

3 and 4 are easily the worst and for cosplaying sluts only while 6 is acceptable if the maid needs to clean the pool.

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Is she deciding between 2 different parfaits? Pretty sure her Wight friend can afford both.

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>>17767144
While 5 is not sexual at all, I find it too good and cute. That long skirt make sme too happy.

3, 10 and 12 are great too.

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>>17767218
Maybe.
Or maybe a kind anon can buy both for her.

I'm fairly certain that caloric intake doesn't matter all that much when undead.

Then again, I've been wrong before.

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>>17767230
Purity is the most sexual of all.

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>>17767215
Succubi sure love to wear 4

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>>17767144
>Camouflage
>Surprisingly unseen
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

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>>17767253
I want a Succubus who wears 1 and 2 depending on the time of day.

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>>17767272
I bet you want to hold hands with her too you pervert.

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>>17767293
Even worse, I want to put my dick in her hands.

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>>17767144
I'm gonna dress 12 different monstergirls with them

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>>17767144
>Get Kiki
>Make her wear 4
>Oogle

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>>17767144
I'd throw a thick Kiki in 4 and a muscled Kiki in 5

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>>17767218
I wish I had a Wight hanging on my shoulder like that...

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It's not sin as long as it's an angel.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65435861

[Anonymous No.]

Smallish writing progress update. Was planning to get something out this weekend but I'm delaying. Wasn't really getting what I wanted out of a scene, so I'm reworking things. Hopefully I'll have something soon.

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>>17767180
I'm stilly a bit weary of Neko ever since they did the comic of the guy killing his human GF to safe a monstergirl. That shit was fucked up, and that's coming from someone who doesn't trust real women in the slightest.

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>>17767404
Protip: if you want anyone but the most dedicated stalkers to know what you're talking about, you should consider indicating who you are or what you're writing

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>>17767401
Those are some big angels.

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>>17767407
Dark Slime Nurse

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>>17767405
I mean I can understand where you're coming from but he's also done futa, traps, bestiality, gay bestiality, cannibalism, quite a bit of guro actually, and a few other things I'm forgetting. So it's just a bit strange to me that you'd single out that one thing.

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>>17767405
Neko does dark humor.

He also did dragon husbando crossdressing. I found that hilarious.

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>>17766399
That depends whether or not it was my cock she was addicted too.

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>>17767432
Not gonna lie, I would for a dragon girl. After all, with the strength to flatten cities, how are you going to refuse?

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>>17767424
GTN is a treasure.

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>>17767441
She's an addict. She'll get her fix any way she can.

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>>17767424
>quite a bit of guro actually
Didn't know he was such a man of culture.

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>>17767451
Dropped

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>>17767432
>>17767446
Fuck off faggots.

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>>17767446
>Not abusing the fact that you are her favorite treasure
C'mon anon, it's like you wouldn't embarrass your dragon.

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>>17767401
I can't argue with that logic.

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>>17767401
Can I use this logic for Paladin-chans, too?
Honestly, I just want Paladin-chan sacred prostitution.

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So when a man gets husbando'd by a monster, because of mamono mana both of their bodies change to suit the other's tastes, right? Does that still work if your waifu is an automaton? I've always held the image that they don't have many desires beyond making their husbands happy, so the man's body wouldn't change, right? And being synthetic, could mamono mana really alter their body like organic monster girls?

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>>17767401
>no clean version without the runes
That's a shame, lovely looking picture.

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>>17767404
Nobody cares.

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>>17767404
It's fine, quality takes time.
>>17767543
I care, I'll read every pastebin posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17766396
stronk girls are the best

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>>17767528
Anything is possible. You may not look like you're changing much, but soon you learn things that you never knew before. How to maintain that synthetic body of hers, what to do to make it respond in certain ways. Suddenly, you find yourself more familiar with the tech of her body, to the point where your mere touch is tantamount to an electric shock to her systems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767235
That Lich is one of those girls where all the calories go straight to her boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767528
>because of mamono mana both of their bodies change to suit the other's tastes, right?
I hope she likes her dicks at a reasonable size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767608
Then there's no reason for her to not eat as much as she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767566
>Glowing vaginas
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767731
What's wrong with those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767740
If the girl is a squirter you become a glowstick. During summer it's not uncommon for a glowing vagina waifu to fight hordes of moth girls trying to get it on with her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>Daddy's so light!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17766733
>fight against an outside cancer subverting the thread
Are we roleplaying?

I give about as many fucks about an "edition" as I do a cereal box changing its cover art. It must be great having a life so perfect that this sort of thing is worthy of even mild annoyance, let alone your autistic baby-rage.

As long as OP isn't posting shit off-topic images or naming it something obviously trolling like "Monster Girls Suck" I couldn't give fewer shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767740
It's a shitty meme fetish that bollocks pushes because he's a goddamned faggot and doesn't understand moderation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767781
Well I'm sorry I don't keep up with pathetic drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767775
>>17767787
Its posts like these that remind me there's still hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767775
This
Seems like autists just trying to manufacture conflict

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767768
Oh my got she ate his face off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767781
I don't fucking know nor care who any of your thread celebrities or pseudo-namefags are, but "don't like this because the person I hate likes it" is fucking /v/ tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767768
I wonder what happens if you try to carry a dragon and mention how heavy she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767768
Teen Dragon Daughterus are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767799
If it's not editions, its hellhounds, or femdom/maledom, or author-that-hasn't-posted-in-ages-but-still-must-be-raged-about, or writefags, or drama in other communities, or story tags, or....

Sweet fuck, I'm giving life everything I have just juggling work, school, and recruiting. Why can't I have as much free time as these morons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767816
It's best just to ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

NEETaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767807
Except like I said, the idiot cannot go a single thread without bringing it up once in a bid to stay relevant similar to somebody like Clinton since he's too fucking afraid to ever write again because the thread'll hurt his fee-fees

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767825
You know I can't go a thread without bringing up Minotaurs and Pharaohs. You gonna come after me next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767825
Read my post again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767824
As centaurs descend into an unhealthy lifestyle, where does the weight go? Breasts, stomach, or horse torso?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767834
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767816
Honestly, I think someone is trying to subtly fuck with us, but unless they get more bold about it there's little we can do.
Just ignore them and talk about Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767834
Breasts, which makes them more attractive to males. It's an evolutionary trait to compensate for NEETness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767825
There's hellhound on a piano anon, slow-poke anon, hellhounds are great anon...

What's your point and why do you care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767844
I remember the rational in mm was they had to produce a lot of milk for their children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767831
>>17767847
Look no further than >>17767840.
If he can't bring the thread down overtly, he'll try to shitpost the content away. Remember how hard he tried to get writefags to leave over the summer? It's the same shit.

[Anonymous No.]

It's awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767852
alright, i'll bite
what's awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767768
>Two teenage dragon daughters soon play keep-away with mom using dad has the keep-away object.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I fend off touchy feely yetis?
Are spray bottles appropriate weapons of self defense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767867
you got to hug the head yeti to break the curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767847
I care because I'd rather not read the gushings about glowing 'cujinis' when it's not even that interesting of a fetish when the faggot cries in other venues about an imaginary writer's block

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767867
When she throws your arms around you to hug you, you need to reach down and grab her bumpity boo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767867
"Not a hugging person"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767867
I'm an autistic faggot who hates being touched, and even I'd accept a Yeti's hugs. there's no excuse not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767809
>Want me to take my old form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767874
>>17767876
You're not fooling me.
>>17767906
That's what they want you to think. Sure it starts as innocent hug, but then they pull you onto the bed for slow, passionate cuddle sex.

Yetis are not to be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767913
And that's how you get an apologetic husband that doesn't want to be squashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767916
Oops, one of those was for >>17767884

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767876
>'cujinis'
Now that you mention it, the cunnyposter hasn't been sighted since the new wave of shitposting began. Either he was finally sent to a long vacation or the recent trend of posting traps, pegging and sabotaging OPs is just him changing tactics again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767923
I got bored of posting about cunny and bored of posting in general. I still lurk though.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE volume 2 has what I think is perhaps the most detailed look yet at how MGE girls select men, how they view love, etc.

>Monsters do not account for comeliness or age, and rarely consider the magnitude of a man's member or the abundance of his seed, for these are attributes they can grant in due time.

>Monsters approve of the lust and affection men feel for them; human males who exhibit such interest are most often favored when the monster in question does not already have a partner. Though certain races instinctively perceive the men they have defeated as their husbands, many monsters cast off such instincts in favor of deep affection or true love - bonds, for instance, that develop from a friendship formed at an early age. A monster that forms such a bond often comes to eventually view the man involved as her husband.

>In general, monsters are full of instinctive love; their behavior follows coherent patterns closely linked to love, lust, reproduction and appetite (for men's essence). They rarely fall in love with their ideal man and instead glorify the appearance, personality, endowments, and essential flavor of the men they love - or develop them to fulfill their ideals.

tl;dr version: Monsters don't care about what a man looks like, his sexual prowess, etc. because they have various means of giving him anything he may lack physically. True love is valued over certain instincts, and monsters with specific criteria in men may develop a man to fulfill those ideals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767933
I also liked the bit about prisoners of war. Prisoners are treated well and married men are sent back to their families, or have their family brought back. The most interesting part is the implication that they don't always have a rape orgy with prisoners. Non-combatants might have a much gentler time and get seduced instead.

It makes me want a story about MG captors treating human/mamono injuries and rebuilding captured cities to win the hearts of the people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767933
What about men with depression who have difficulty expressing love and positive emotions? I mean many anons here have this issue, we are all here after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767954
Yetis, cupids, houris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767954
I doubt monster girls would even bother with men like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767923
I don't know or care. I want that stupid chaos fapper to either shit or get off the pot instead of sounding like a broken record as to whether or no he's going to write but he's more likely to die of alcohol poisoning before ever having the stones to do that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767933
Been known for a long while already but I do appreciate it.
>monster girls go for men that like them
I'm basically rape bait for Oomukades then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767954
>>17767959
>depressed_tsundere_paladin(male).jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767954
>They develop their man to fulfill their ideals
>A man with difficulty expressing love and positive emotions
Sounds like a perfect opportunity for some emotional healing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767983
No, it doesn't. It sounds like an annoying experience for everyone involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767983
>ushi-oni tries healing
>"you know what sounds like a great cure for crippling depression, darling?"
>"crippling rape"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767953
How do you think MGs would handle men and children being suicide bombers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768008
Badly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take my wife and daughter out for lunch at The Monster Grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768008
Dark matter bomb. That's the sort of thing that would be stopped immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768015
Suicide bombers usually have the element of surprise on their side. It's why it's an effective and terrfying tactic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767995
>anon grows attached after needing her to take care of him while his pelvis heals
2nd best healer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768026
No shit, doesn't mean it would work more than once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767954
Monstergirls don't pay attention to those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768064
At least make an attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768013
>Not taking them out to a Halloween party at the Monster Mash

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768079
Mam, you've lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768043
Why wouldn't it work more than once? Can't increase security measures enough everywhere at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17766474
Please don't comfort or headpat the demon overlords, it only upsets them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17766070
So does the whole "submitting" thing mean you lose your free will? If a guy is not happy about a relationship dynamic, and MG's want the guy they're with to be happy, how does that get resolved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768089
She's choking, she wants you to save her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768129
Ah, Heimlich time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767867
I hear locking yourself in a freezer works, make sure she can see inside so she knows you're safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768124
The answer is that the poster in the screencap is just making stuff up and rambling, and hellhounds are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768129
Hot. I'll stand back and watch her flair for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768124
See >>17767933

[Anonymous No.]

Apsara or Demon lapdance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768192
Demon, way hotter design and the milk aspect of Apsaras never appealed to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a fkuffy ALPaca?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768192
Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they have no stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768212
Spiders are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768212

Because no one's written any.

Also they're unpopular

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768201
I bet a Demon would say really lewd things during it too.
Though the Apsara saying loving things is an appeal as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768212
They've got whore in their name

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768122
Don't care. Gonna hug her and be there for her, even if her pride doesn't want me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768231
They're more like Geisha than literal whores, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768212
Plenty of monsters don't have stories.
Generally, only flavour of the month monsters or the really popular ones get writefag attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768212
No idea, I really like them too. Shame they're so unpopular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768192
Apsara. Eros's servants are the masters of love and loving sex. And those hips. Cant say no to those huge tits either

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768241
>Flavour of the month
>Ever worth writing about
If that were the case we'd have more Hellhound stories than actual Hellhound waifufaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768248
Hellhounds fall under "really popular ones."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768212
They do. Silent wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768255
Silent also deleted his shit like he was Alp or Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768248
You've posted that image for the past three threads now. Those threads were also total shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have oyakodon for dinner with your family

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768248
Remember to delete your off-topic images if you post them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768229
A demon could also use her side of the contract to make you sit perfectly still and not be able to lay a finger on her till she's done.
>>17768248
>hellhounds
>month
Face it, they're legitimately popular. The profile release was December 1, 2014.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768282
Aww jeez anon, that sounds delicious. I mean, as long as you aren't talking about eating meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768286
>Arms and body kept comatose as she reverse straddles you into a bent-waist standup, her ass pushed right up next to your face
>She innocently coos and asks if you'll be the man to make her feel really good
>Try as you might, you cant move your arms at all, and she pouts teasingly wondering if maybe you're not interested, even as she starts running her ass back down into your lap, expertly just avoiding it touching your package to prevent any physical satisfaction for you
Demons are evil!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768282
Having waifu and her mother laying on top of the table being lewd would be quite a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768306
Shit that sounds wonderful, nothing evil about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768286
They also spawn the most idiotic arguments of fem vs male domination when their profile is about give-and-take. Hellhounds are basically wrestle sex, all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768212
They lost my attention when KC remade the profile to mere female spiders. God forbid we have a sadist pure dom species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768315
Arguments that shouldn't even be happening anymore after KC specifically made a clarification that blew the worst hellhound autists the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768294
Oh, KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768237
Geisha are literal whores though
They're just fancy, expensive whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768321
Here's the original profile anon, they've always been switches with a daytime vs. nighttime face, they were never pure dom all the time. The only thing the book profile added was that a determined enough man can manipulate how much time she spends in her nighttime mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768315
Yeah about that, KC clarified they can be tamed it's just not an easy thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768336
Except they're not. Geisha are hostesses first and foremost. They're more coquettish than whorish. If you try to get frisky with a geisha in nipland you're going to get your shit kicked in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768312
Even when she starts draping her arms over your shoulders and gyrating in your lap while looking right into your eyes, biting her lip, curling her tail around your leg, and begging you in a desperate sexy voice to make her your bad girl- all while you still can't move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768338
It says they don't behave like rapetrain monsters and are polite during day, trying to lure men and seduce them for night time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768359
Okay that sounds evil, the good kind of evil though. Nothing like a good tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768333
>>17768353
Yet you still have people trying to start arguments over female and maledom with Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768366
The 'worst' would be when she finally starts stripping her clothes off, baring herself naked in all her voluptuous glory before you, presenting herself and telling you that if you want to touch her/move your hands again, you have to beg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768375
People have tried to start arguments over maledom vs femdom with multiple races since the birth of monster girl threads, it happens.

Best way to go about it is to ignore the screeching and either talk about being milked dry in the cowgirl position or fucking a hellhound while she's bound and wears a collar depending on your preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768365
And you honestly think it was saying they don't have sex during daytime when in their seductive harlot demeanor?

Either way, I'm not seeing how the book profile makes them "mere female spiders," given how conditional it is that they even develop a masochistic side.

[Anonymous No.]

Extremely tall monsters looking down on you with smiles on their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768384
I'm not ashamed to admit that she wouldn't need to tell me twice, I'd throw away any shred of pride I had to touch a demon after all of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768402

Just how tall are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768402
Smug Paladin-chans looking down on you with smiles on their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768359
>her your bad girl
Dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768408
Smug Cheshire twins asking if you need help with directions

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768406
As tall as you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768408
What do they have to be smug about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768402
It's rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768412

In that case..I kinda like the idea of a 8-9 foot tall Kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768415
Their boymakers, the fact that they're therefore the most sexually desirable females in the entire world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768418
>spoiler
I like you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768418
Excellent taste.
She'd be so elegant.
And when she wants to, very scary.
Probably when womanlets try hitting on you without knowing she's right behind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768424
>Probably when womanlets try hitting on you without knowing she's right behind them.
She's probably slowly curl her hair around you to show you belong to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768424
>"Oh no~ Another poor girl thinking they can try and steal my honey~ I promised I wouldn't go back to the old ways but Ｉ Ｇ Ｕ Ｅ Ｓ Ｓ Ｉ Ｔ Ｃ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｂ Ｅ Ｈ Ｅ Ｌ Ｐ Ｅ Ｄ"
>Nekomata runs screaming as the Kej cutely giggles and hugs you close

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768421
I thinking something more than a haircut is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768436

Like what? Looks pretty normal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768436
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768416
It's called surprise cuddling and it's not a crime so don't bother reporting it. The police will only think you're a big baby if you do and will probably arrest you for wasting their time.

[Anonymous No.]

What I would like is a fun loving salamander that I can fight, drink with, party and fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768424
>>17768421

Glad to hear you approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768438
Look at the ways she's pressing her breasts on the back of his head.
Lewd things are coming.

>>17768438
Its how they flirt.
First they cut your hair.
Then they cut your virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768456

Not to mention she's smelling his hair too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768442
That's no fair, the police chief is a gruff Anubis with an affinity for cuddling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768454
Why wouldn't I? Kej are love.
>>17768456
Doesn't sound so bad. Also you think Kej Incubi have any special properties? Like their hair is always silky and smells nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768432
That sounds like a line one would hear from a dragon. And she might not be kidding

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768445
I'd like a thread without a blatant troll opening post that for some unknown reason wasn't deleted, but I guess we can't have everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768419
>Wanting another man inside your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768463
>Also you think Kej Incubi have any special properties? Like their hair is always silky and smells nice.

If that were the case then you'd have a Kej who enjoys smelling her husbands hair as much as the husband enjoys smelling hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768470
>It's disgusting yuri when daughterus get breastfed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768460
She's probably got heart pupils going under those lids and is licking her lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768477
Well that sounds just perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

I wrote a story about a guy and a salamander having a battle a little after the monsters changed into monstergirls

Fires of war
tags: salamander, no smut
https://pastebin.com/v41EY0tK

Let me know what you thought of it, or if you have any advice or criticism

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768463
I like that idea.
Especially if its an over-the-top pompadour that he's really proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768464
>Wings not hurt
I spot a bad hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768491

But what if she's just being a bit flirty and he leaves after the haircut without incident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768503
>"Wow, that man sure has some stupid hair"
>"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DARLING'S HAIR?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768521
Exactly.
Crazy Hairdo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768524
DORARARARARARA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768501
It's a bit short and the dialogue needs looking at, because it reminds me of Iron-Beast's and that's not a good thing. (It just doesn't feel like a natural conversation)
Keep at it, keep practising. It's nice to see anons still writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768501
I just quickly perused it, and the first thing I can say is that too many sentences begin with the word "You".

>To call it a being is an affront to the existence of a kind and loving god. No, this thing is a disgusting combination of beings, a thing that should have never been, an abomination. This perversion of nature has to be purged.

You tell us that its very existence is an affront to the existence of a kind and loving god but offer no details as to what it, or in this case, she looks like. What is it about her that angers the protagonist so? What is she doing that's caused him such angst? You've started to tell a story in the middle of a climax with no prologue or triggering event. Which can work, mind you, but you don't offer any idea of what's going on outside of a guy being angry at something he's blatantly racist about.

>It delivers a kick that sends you flying back a few feet. As you’re airborne you catch a glimpse of it’s tail, only a while ago was it a dim light, now it looked like a towering inferno. As you roll to a stop the thing's voice booms at you.
”we’ll do away with the old ways and make new ones. We’ll make a new place ruled by strength with human and monster side by side!“

Together, with those things? You stand and shout back at it

”Bullshit! Your kind has preyed on ours since times long passed. Now that your forms have mutated to look appealing to us, you think we’ll just lay down and surrender!?“

Okay, if monsters are supposed to be stronger baseline than the average human, there's no reason to suspect that the MC would be able to take a kick to the gut without having trouble getting back up. That shit will literally knock the wind out of you and force your abdominals to tense up in pain.

Again, you're telling us what's happening but you're not giving any details of the effects of the melee or what the MC is thinking or feeling at that moment. It's just a dude who's basically autistically screeching after getting kicked by, in your own words, a 'thing'.

Line 46. It's lips and It's tongue should be "Its lip, and its tongue". Simple grammatical error. "It's" is shorthand for "It is", and isn't the proper form to use the word in to express ownership.

I appreciate your effort, and I know I sound like a nitpicky cunt, but proofreading is the best thing you can do before posting a story fresh off the presses. Speaking from experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768501
I'll never say no to Salamander content, felt a little short but enjoyed what was there.

[Anonymous No.]

Hail the nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768618

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768501
I read it all in armstrongs voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVI7S6zKiBM

>You will never get into both an ideological battle and physical fight with a Salamander while Ares continuously makes both of you stronger and hardier out of amusement at the fight
>Until it's literally Armstrong-sized Anon vs Tall and /fit/ Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768550
Sallies are great.

[Anonymous No.]

Drew a snake mom

https://bigbanter.tumblr.com/post/166439981808/hilda

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768712
Looks very "mom", nicely done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768712
Cute hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768641
How would a salamander or any other combat related MG react to someone who augmented their own strength with cybernetics or nanomachines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768737
Probably disappointment and then disgust. I'd imagine combat-oriented MGs would rather fight a man who's earned his skills through training and hard work over somebody who cut corners with cybernetics.

That being said Gouki from Street Fighter would probably have an entire harem of girls because he's basically power made flesh at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768641
They'd view it as an adorable attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768747
meant for >>17768737

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768744
I don't think Akuma is interested in women at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768641
Ares is too mich of a lewd goddess and she makes my exhibitionims fetish active. I wouldn't resist having angry sex with my waifu and spread her legs while pumping her full so ares has a really enjoyable sight and session.
If she came to watch some more times I'd definitely become sore with waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

goat season

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768618
hold the nightmare
breed the nightmare
raise young nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768768

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768771
What would raising a shoggoth be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768768
Cunny season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768776
43% spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768768
Poor girl looks like she needs a hug.
>>17768775
Baphomet priest? Now that's a religion I can get behind. I'd like to get behind her to be specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768775
Get this trash out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768776
Absolutely terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768787
It'd be hard to resist the two familiars out front of their church that grab you by both arms and invite you to come inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768776
Since it's the MGE, it probably won
t be terrifying at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768809
won't be terrifying*
No idea what happened there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768807
>familiars pushing you into the church while happily repeating "dozo, dozo" in unison
I wouldn't be able to resist and upon seeing the Baphomet all decked out in fancy priest clothes I'd be in for the long haul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768790
whats wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768835
The art is atrocious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768839
It has a cute charm to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768840
Maybe if you have the eyes of an elderly person with glaucoma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768850
No really, I've seen worse from some of our trainee drawfags with no offence intended to them and it's obvious the artist has a love for the subject matter.
Sure it could be a lot better but reeeing and demanding it deleted is pretty dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768767
>Anon and a Hinezumi fighting
>The more and more they trade blows the hotter and steamier (literally) the area gets around them
>Both of them sustaining heavy damage in the process, but she has the upper hand
>Then, he does something so vulgar and random that it stuns her, if only for a moment
>Anon tears off his clothes, his muscles becoming more defined and bulging with inner strength, his cock standing tall like a pillar of flesh against rock hard abs
>He makes a joking gesture at her, the feeling of being watched growing until she joins him in nudity, small breasts perkily jiggling as they resume the fight
>Now, the Hinezumi is on the defensive, trying her damnedest to not let that... THING that's in-between his thighs touch her, her mind getting distracted of how thick and sturdy it is
>How she could possibly lose her mind if he becomes her husband, that massive cock scraping her mouse-pussy
>The deciding blow: He lunges in, she feints, and his cock's mushroom helmet bumps her right on her stomach just above her navel
>It's both her loss as a martial artist, and as a female monster
>...
>High above in the pantheon of Olympus, Ares is watching the sight unfold via a scrying pool
>The man is on top of the fire-rat, plowing into her like a beast possessed, her legs going to the skies
>The Goddess is kneading her legs together, the heat of her loins becoming unbearable as her dainty fingers trace between her own thighs and into that forbidden crevasse
>Oh, how she hated her mother! To be cursed with this damnable libido and fetish for contrived sexual circumstances that revolved around fighting!
>Things were so much easier before the new Overlord!

[Anonymous No.]

If a lizardfolk got too strong would she be doomed to loneliness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17767906
Are you being held hostage anon? Give us a signal you can still be saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768880
Feeling ares' gaze upon my lewd times would only urge me to go further and I'm sure waifu would feel the same. Our acts would become more violent with bites, scratches and a lot of moaning, the bed would be broken and the whole room would be hot like a sauna. Would definitely do my best to make Ares proud!

Damn you exhibitionism fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768930
Nah, she'd just recruit someone she saw a lot of potential in and train him to surpass her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768431

She could also scoop you up in her hair and carry you around and bring you to be close to her head level, like you were some kind of backpack

Or she could pretty much bury you in her hair in such a way that no one from the outside would be able to tell you were there. Then she goes about doing her chores while her hair teases you relentlessly all the while

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768930
Not all competitions are on the battlefield. She could probably find some other way to scratch that itch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768980
Is viccy canon now that she has all the art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768987
Who knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768242
Something seems off about that tea, I could have sworn I saw that fruit in some book somewhere...

Maybe I'm just imagining things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769011
I want to molest that hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769011
>Literally EsDeath: The Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769011
>Hat is legitimately just a modified police hat
>Its the only thing that separates her from other lilims
>Doesn't even have unique skin color
She's a succubus with white hair and a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769051
>She's a hat with a thingy attached to the bottom of it.
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769036
>>17769037
>>17769051
no buli

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769058
The hat would be better off on a cait-sith, then it could be a cat in a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769072
You should feel disgusted for posting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769061
Lilim like to be bullied! That's what the Tanuki down the street told me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769061
Lilims deserved to be bullied.
>>17769082
This anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769079
Trust me, I was disgusted the moment I had the thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Has Latenight ever drawn a Mad Hatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769082
>>17769087
Bullying isn't daijobu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769037
I never liked Esdeath. Her breasts are the closest thing she has to a redeeming quality, and I'm still not sure they aren't fake.

The fact that Viccy was routinely advertised as an Esdeath expy really helped push the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769100
It's fine with lilims, Lilims are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769072
The Siths are CUTE! But not in a fuckable way.

[Anonymous No.]

Brazilian Kunoichis are the best Kunoichis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769113
Imagine those toned yet huge butts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769113
huehuehuehuebr gib penus huehuehue

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769100
I just want to see how much a lilim could take before reciprocating the bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769121

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769117
Please don't be racist towards the Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769089
I think there was one vaguely in the background of a shot but never to my knowledge as a primary focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769127
Brazilian mgs would be the most obnoxious and rapiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769113
Brazilian kunoichis and kakuens are top notch, especially the kakuens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769130
Profound sadness.
If I had any money I'd get a commission of her. I wouldn't be poor if she were here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769151
Would anyone get commissions if Monster girls were real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769126
death is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769132
>>17769141
Imagine being the towel (aka relief) boy for the Brazilian national Womens Volleyball team. All those toned legs and asses would be the death of any man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769156
I would have a professional portrait done of her so her elegance could be present even when she isn't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769126
She wants freedom from the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769156
I would. I would pay a Lich to raise Leonardo DaVinci to paint a picture of my Wightfu and hang it in the entry foyer of our mansion so it would be the first thing anyone saw when entering!

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769178

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769163
The tan and minishorts is what would kill people. Imagine going to a brazilian beach and seeing all the kakuens and cheshires.

One slip up and you are being dragged to the favela, at least 4 girls getting ready to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769175
>>17769178
>>17769188
Anubi arr rook same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769175
>>17769178
>>17769188
Cute waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769163
I'd rather imagine being the target of a Zipangu clan with international connections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769190
>Brazillian MGs luring Anons to favelas
How horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769202
Is that what Brazilian demon realms are called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769202
It's not going to be anything as horrifying as the favela Max Payne went through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769202
If I was a cop I'd steer clear of there to preserve my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to Poseidon and sea bishops, the bottom of the sea is now teeming with monster girl life. Does that make it a demon realm? How could you even tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769175
>>17769178
>>17769188
What a cute Anubis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769208
It's still a long night for the Anon who accidentally wandered there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769234
Well you could go down and see for yourself silly, its not like there is anything spooky down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769254
It won't be that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769202
The thing is, once you go in you can never get out. Those things are like labyrinths depending on their size.

>>17769254
Imagine all those fit, tanned girls with big ass ready to rape you. The lolis are one of the most ferocious though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769295
I can only imagine how overtly lewd those Brazilian big-assed harpies are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769263
But anon, Im landlocked! And, theyre not real Actually, we dont know that for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769234
Most of the ocean (beneath the surface at least) does indeed seem to count as some form of a monster realm (there are some areas still controlled by gods loyal to the Chief God) in the sense that monsters are in charge of it. Albeit the energy that pervades it doesn't seem to cause gradual monsterization (you have to drown or get the help of a monster for that), presumably because monster numbers in most of the ocean are not high enough for regular monster realm effects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769312
They have beautiful colors too and they make you come to them. After you fell in their trap get ready for some buttjobs with kissing before going full lewd.

Carnaval would be an amazing things with monster girls though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769333
Imagining a pair of Brazilian harpy wives getting all excited leading up to Carnivale is fantastic. They'd break out into dancing (and grinding on me) at a moments notice when they're reminded of the upcoming parade, then show off their ultra-risque tasseled outfits.
Best believe I'm putting eggs in them that week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769336
It'd be nice to be the guy that paints ! ! on anubis midriffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769337
An entire weak dedicated to the whole country fucking, eating and drinking. New couples would be formed constantly at the streets and old ones would definitely be putting some babies out, especially with how lewd the girls would get. I can already see a dark matter being formed at the main parade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769336
I want to have my head held tight between those amazing thighs as I lick along that anubutt's tight stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769348
It would be absolutely flooded in the air and the streets with Mamono and Demonic Energy. A regular man could incubize by just staying around the whole week even without having sex (like that'd somehow happen) and female monsters would find their libidos increased to unthinkable heights.
I almost wonder if we'd miss the parade from fucking too nonstop, though I'm sure one of them would notice and rush us out into their costumes and to the event- only to start fucking me again in the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769381
>Amazons come out of the rainforest to join in the parade
>The unmarried ones casually abduct single men and snu-snu them into submission
>Mersharks and caramel skinned mermaids infest the shallow waters, as the just-offshore Ryuojo hosts a simultaneous Carnivale and opens the gates to interested tourists
>The sun is beaming and its gorgeous out all week thanks to the Brazilian Ryu being in such high spirits, her tanned body and exotic garb a highlight sight for travellers
>Even the Paladins usually reclusive up in the fortress monestary under the Hero Redentor statue are more loose and seem to have much more 'fallings' than usual

[Anonymous No.]

would a lamia wrap really cool you down on a hot day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769432
Depends on how hot the day is. If they're cold blooded then they couldn't be much cooler than the ambient temperature. Reptiles often feel cool to the touch to humans simply because our own bodies are naturally very warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769381
The street would be filled with drunk people fucking their brains out, so ot's not like it matters. Plus, would you rather watch some really cute girls in lewd and colorful clothes dancing or would you rather impregnate your wives? Sure, having both would be nice but fucking is definitely worth it.

>>17769391
Those paladins are just following tradiction. It's one week of pure sin and lewd without a worry in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

"Just another couple minutes more~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769432

don't care, would cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769478
Sleeping in with a monster must be great. From being coiled up by a Lamia to the fluffyness of Yeti's. Waking up in the morning of winter to the warmth of someone who cares must be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769478
>what she actually looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769491
BEHOLD, THE INFINITE MALIGNITY OF THE STARS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769491
REELING
GASPING
TAKEN OVER THE EDGE
INTO MADNESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769491
>>17769502
>>17769507
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769478
>tfw no stalkerfu Yanderebus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769513
Hey, I see a shambler, I quote the Ancestor, I'm a simple man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769491
Get me the torch. No wait, get me pure fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769502
>>17769507
Forgot your image, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769461
I'd rather impregnate my wives- while they're dancing in really lewd and colorful clothes. Win win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769520
A HIDEOUS Acute. Little orphan loliflayer is pure and I would never think of purging her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769491
>angry cheapstar noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769525
That's right. Why go watch the event when you can be the event? It's a great holiday to impregnate wives and enjoy the good life.

>>17769527
Fuck the shambler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769483

It would be difficult to even get out of bed for that reason alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769491
I've pulled my willy to worse things, I can most definitely make that an object of sexual fantasy. She's a cute, too. That tilde at the end got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769526
She nuzzles you, sensing a kindred soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769565
How can I not spoil such a cutie? She'd get everything she'd want for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769570
How about a loving father?

[Anonymous No.]

Frisky undead gals!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769574
Now THAT! That I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769581
If they aren't rotting maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally play through the Witcher 3
>That part with the Sabbath

I hate Elves but that mother fucker had some top tier priorities.

The first Bro-Elf to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769590
Good! Just take note, adoptive parents are to refrain from licking the kids' tentacles or squishing the little flayers' faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769598
Squishing is a no and so is licking, but there is nothing stopping me from pinching her cheeks. Gonna attack and tickle the squoshy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769598
I can resist the licking.
I make no promises on the squishing my adorable adopteru.
I'll give her an extra cookie for dessert if she lets me squish her once before she washes up for bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769541
Attempting to get out of bed will either be easy or impossible if your wife is a sub or dom, a sub will not resist while a dom wants to use you as a daki more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769602
>>17769608
You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769624
Gonna tickle the flayer until she cries and begs for her sweet life. The day I adopted her would also be special so every year I'd cook a feast for her and buy whatever she wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the anti-yeti for travelers who overheat in the desert?

Given that >>17769449 is right, who could I curl up with to help cool down with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769432
they're like a big heat-sink, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769545
>When the shoggoth gets creative with her furniture

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769624
>>17769598

Is the color of those eyes near the top of her head like some kind of mood ring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769659
It seems that Flayer eyes glow yellow by default or when happy, and green when anxious, curious or sad. I suspect they would glow pink with heart pupils should you attract her interest.

>>17769640
Good dads get lovingly cared for by their nurse flayer daughterus, even after they've grown up and moved out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769590
>tfw orphan Flayers are all adopted before the Elves and Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769665
What color does it change when she's mindflaying? Or is that just pink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769667
>implying the common man would take a brain raping squid over a relatively normal looking kid or a kid with a fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769690
Depends on how she feels when she's doing the flaying, I'd imagine. For example, if she flayed you and found that your deepest fetish is to impregnate a mindflayer, you can bet that her eyes would be deep pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769697

Sounds fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769727
Rare as it may be (because usually they'd want a fuck before bed), the idea of monstergirls tired in pajamas just wanting to sleep is very cute.
I bet my Hatter would have a special brew of tea that would help us both fall asleep in such times.

[Anonymous No.]

What's better?
>Shoggoth raised by a Kikimora
>Kikimora raised by a Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769741

A Nureonago

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769744
[Happy blushing smiles in the background]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769741
monster girls being real...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769741
>Kikimora raised by a Shoggoth is just the Kiki version of Cinderella with her evil Shoggoth stepsisters and mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769741
Ushi-Oni raised by Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769520
>>17769526
Does anyone remember that orphan Mindflayer greentext a few threads back?
I really feel like crying right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769766
She would be the most gentlest rape train ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769741
A Zombie raised by a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769741
A lesser succubus raised by a lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769785
A Hellhound raised by a Wight. Who's also German.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769796
>Memehound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769741
A Cancer raised by a Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769765
My first thought was her pretending her feathers can change into blackberry jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769746

Getting the attention of a group of Nureonagos would be quite something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769774
It's alright lad, she's got her childhood friend and husband to help her.

>>17769741
A flat Holstaur raised by a CC Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769802
>"Hiii-ya! I'm the Kung-Fu Crab, and I'm your giant enemy! Gonna clean up crime in the beachfront village though my burning fighting spirit! Now who's ready to get snipped?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769798
They're the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769805
I wanna be a boastful soldier in the Zipangese army that attracts a trio of Nureonago maidens with my over-the-top boldness and sweet posing.
I need those homely wives made of refreshing moisture to cool my warrior's flame when off duty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769808

I'm going to hit her weakpoint for massive damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769814
Not in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769815
[A Girl Worth Fighting For playing in the distance]

[Anonymous No.]

What is the least memetic girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769830

Merrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769816
She was never taught by mom that men might go for her panties! Kyaa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769832
Merrows are good girls who don't get enough art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769840
>>17769832
I wouldn't mind exchanging lewd stories with one. Perhaps even craft our own

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769840
I want to steal her hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769830
Grizzlies.

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of mom sneks with kid sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769853
Please dont bully the Merrows, or Sea Bishops, or Umi-Oshos (especially the Umi-Oshos).

[Anonymous No.]

Party cats!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to come home to an oni after a hard night of Sunday Night, beer league hockey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769863
I'm gonna bully all of them now!

[Anonymous No.]

Is the alp transformation by phases or immediately?
Also can you tell if they alped for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769874
>no Oni waifu to play coed beer league softball with
I didnt need this feel right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769875
Please dont. Unless you want their angry Kraken, Scylla, and Mershark Onee-sans to punish you. And not in a sexual way either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769878
Instant with an optional second transformation later.

Depends on the alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769883
You just want to see her tight rear in baseball shorts.
That's not bad, I'd want to see it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769886
Anything but that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769878
You can tell if they alped for you if they start riding your dick.

Its a very simple process of elimination

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769853
That hat is for her husband you hooligan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769874
Is she the one playing hockey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769897

Exactly. So he wants to be her husband. He just has a difficult way of expressing his feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769897
That makes it even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769853
>>17769897
>Steal a merrow's hat
>She doesn't look that angry
>In fact she's breathing heavily and has hearts in her eyes
>She interpreted it as you wanting to take her as your own
>Your attempts to tease are seen as a desire to ravish her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769886
>umi oshi mad another boy gets chased off
>sparrow and sea bishop were going to mindbreak the bully
whose the real bully here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769898
Probably not.
I've already got the gear to be in net.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769894
Under the sea! Under the sea! Darling it's better down where it's wetter: take it from me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769889
Youre damn right I wannna see that tight, perfectly sculpted booty in some baseball pants.
But Im also imagining the intense shower sex we would have after and its making me both horny and depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769912

What are the odds of going on a boat ride and not encountering any ocean MGs in any capacity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769907
I would play hockey with muscley monstergirls, desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769878
Youre playing with fire anon.
As I recall, you start with a guy crushing on another guy. He Alps and loses his Benis and gains a Bagina. He then goes to see his bro and they do bro things like vaginal sex. As the Alp gains mamono mana, just like all other monsters, they change over time to suit their husbands taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769921
Would be nice but this is more of a 'guys night out' thing.

A co-ed league would be nice but this drop-in night is a guys thing.

>>17769918
As always, I would be torn between being the aggressor and the aggressed in such a situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769919
>go fishing
>never actually get to fish because youre too busy trying to fend off bitches
>in the end a CC Snapping Umi-Osho claims you as her husband
>all you wanted was a peaceful day off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769919
100% if you're boating in freshwater.
Encountering Sahuagins, Kappas and Undines on the other hand are a different question.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl tag on any site
>Humanoid, not particularly monstorous girls like kitsune/oni/orcs/etc don't get tagged
>Anthro/furry shit does

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even the most veteran lizardman can be cute, just get her in the right clothes and those scars will be 'cuteness enhancers' instead of making her look like a hulking, skilled warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys. What if you made a golem out of Dorome mud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769956
It would be very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769932
I think you meant saltwater, kappa and such are freshwater monsters.

And if you did mean saltwater I think you are underestimating just how big the ocean is (assuming the MGE ocean is as big as ours).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769952
So, dress her in a pink, frilly dress with a bowtie? I'm down with that.

>>17769979
I meant that you had a 100% chance of avoiding saltwater/ocean monsters if you boated in rivers or lakes.

That said, I can't advise as to the chance of you acquiring a Sahuagin waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wahahaha! Your cheese is mine!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it comfortable to have sex on a bed of gold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769992
Do you like having bits of metal dig into your skin? If yes, then certainly. If not, too bad you're getting Dragon snusnu anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769992
No, but you need to know your place. You belong with the rest of her treasure, so you stay with the rest of the hoard while she coils around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769987
>It doesnt start without this
I guess it makes sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769992
She probably has a bed, she doesn't want her favorite treasure being hurt or even scratched now does she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770013
I never really thought about it but, do Wurms keep a hoard? I usually imagined them as more nomadic or mobile than other dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770038
its a pile of shiny things and candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770038
Raw, unrefined gems and ores they find while burrowing through the ground at high speeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770044
But how do they keep it? Do they have a bag'o'holding? Is it small enough for them to carry? Or am I incorrect for assuming they move around a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw no thicc cow gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770053
>Farmhand Anon tries to milk 'Big Bessie'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770049
likely only move around when they start looking for a husband even though a simple bag wouldnt be that hard for them to move
also dont respond to obvious bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770053
that is not fucking thicc. Get that shit outta here, you're making the rest of us look bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was a monster girl. If you could be a monster girl, which one would you want to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770098
Okay, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770094
>sahuagin staring at an empty hook

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769912
>Darling you better--down where I'm wetter--give it to me!
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770108
Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770100
oi i get that it was probably bait but there's always that one autist goin on about how thiccposters are all fatfags because nobody objects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770098
I hope you want to be an Alp because that seems to be the way it will work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770098
A thicc cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770053
Cease.
>>17770130
CEASE

[Anonymous No.]

Traumatised by overweight monstrousities? Disgusted with Alps? Have no fear, Mindflayer Bleaching Services will remove every bad memory you want removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770143

Why do I get the feeling that they'll remove a bit more than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770145
Nothing to worry about, sir. Doctor Brianne Ypres is highly professional and would not wipe more than you asked for. Now, a diagnostic test: what does this picture show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770145
They'll add a bit to compensate, but all those nasty memories need to be forgotten anon. All those embarrassing, regretful memories. They can cure sadness too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770143
Well there is one particular event I can credit as having been responsible for nearly all my failings in life. Can Mindflayer Bleaching Services help me forget my birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770153
>CC Mindflayer nurse that's a freak for mommydom steps forward with a flush face
They got somethin for everyone anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770153
Sir, I believe you may be mistaken. Your adoptive parents never had any information on your biological parents.

However, you were taken in and raised lovingly by Doctor Heidi Skinner and her husband. They are very proud of you, you know? Your efforts as Head of Publicity for the Flayer Acceptance Mission have greatly improved the plight of Lovecraftian monstrousities mindflayers internationally. I'm told your fiancee is quite happy about you as well.

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>>17770143
I'd go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770145
>>17770153
The trick is that your memory isn't a bunch of discrete files. Every habit, every neuroses, every value judgement you make is dependent on the sum of your past experiences and it builds up. Even if you don't remember the bad event anymore, you will still act like you do and not know why.

So either they wipe the immediate memory and that memory only, so you still act like an anti-social faggot who switches from right hand to left hand while fapping whenever you hear your mom remotely opening the garage door; or they can crawl through your whole memory and try to mess with everything To The Moon style and turn you basically into a completely different person with different memories.

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>>17770123
Couldn't you in theory become one of the eldritch monstrosities as well? If I'm remembering correctly.

You might need to go Alp first though. I forget the specifics monster girl canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770161
Ah, I think you might have mistaken me for someone else. I had the appointment with Dr. insert clever wisp pun here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770130
I want to cuddle with a thicc cow

[Anonymous No.]

Go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770176
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770168
You need to not be full alp yet and be exposed to the mamono mana of said specific eldritch monstrosity. Might also need a similar temperament too.

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>>17770170
Doctor Deidre R. Wong was it? She does provide some consulting at Tentacle Mental Institution, but she usually operates at the neighbouring mortuary. You'll need to call her secretary, Ms. Mina Alucard, for an appointment.

>>17770176
>>17770178
Tentacle Mental Institution also offers a variety of treatments for sleep disorders, should you be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770176
5 more minutes!

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>>17770143
I heard it's full of yandere mindflayers who wipe all your memories clean and then convince you that you're her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769931
>Using a fishing rod.

Real men use a bug zapper or a case full of grenades. Serves you right for getting kidnapped by an easily frightened turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770143
Make me wake up with my Mad Hatter wife, flayer-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770179
Makes sense, yeah. Man, I wish there was a scientific alternate universe/canon for this stuff. Like monster girls but based around mad science/genetics shit instead of magic. There's nothing I love more than autistic sci-fi worldbuilding that has faux-science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770183
Those are conspiracy theories, spread by Kiki terrorists who are jealous of Shoggoths and their cousins. Now come along, Mr Ypres, your wife is calling for you.

>>17770189
We do not offer Wonderland portal services at our hospital.

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>>17770181
Well, I've tried going to her office before, but when I tried to schedule my appointment they tried to make me fill out this long application with all of my personal information, like my address, phone number, work hours and blood type. Ever since then I've always felt like Ms. Alucard didn't like me, based on how hard she was always staring.

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>>17770193
Dammit! Foiled again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770181
Nighttime is comfy time.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770198
Nighttime is cuddle time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770195
Perhaps you should try scheduling your appointment at the dead of night? The good doc handles her calls personally then.

>>17770199
In all these years, have you tried playing music for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770199
I'd only want to be breastfed by a thick cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770202
I've tried, but whenever I call, they're never in the office. It always goes straight to voicemail! As if the nighttime wasn't creepy enough, I always feel like I'm being watched, and I keep getting calls from private numbers! There's never anybody there, just heavy breathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770212
Nothing for it then, just turn up unannounced. I have a feeling she'll welcome you into her office regardless. Be sure to dress lightly to make it easier for her diagnose you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770212
>heavy breathing
Well we can rule out any undead

[Anonymous No.]

Jellyfish and seaweeds galore, oh my! New from line 153.

https://pastebin.com/469vGwhJ

[Anonymous No.]

What does this make you want to do anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770289
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770297
mere female fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770289
Judging by the look on her face, I've done something terrible. My only recourse is to apologize profusely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770151
Nothing. It's empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770289
Hugg her brutally

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770329
>Hugg her brutally
How does one do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770336
>Approach her from the front
>Forcibly wrap your arms around her chest
>Squeeze her so hard she can't break free
>Make sure to make contact along the entire body, not just at shoulder level
>Pat her all over
>Nuzzle her jaw and neck
>Inhale through her hair, if applicable

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17770356
What a careless wolfu. I bet her childhood friend got his first boner from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770359
at what? the most attractive part she has is her tail and it was already on display, the slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770345
Brutal level affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770364
Is there any art with pure canid maidens who have their tails covered?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770364
Her belly button. He's going to become a navelfag and have his first ejaculation with a girl into her belly button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770374
Kagewoo is a slut, she says it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder you'll never be dominated sexually by a smug vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770389
Good. Flat loli vampires a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770380
that shirt doesn't say slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770389
She can try all she wants, but she'll never break me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770380
>dime hooker Wolfu
>getting a mechanical side handjob while she's sitting next to me, smoking with the other hand
>cum all over her painted fingernails
>she scoffs and wipes them on my shirt
I want this

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>>17770399
This is also a reminder that you'll never bend Albedo over and ravage her from behind until she's pregnant.
Alternatively, this is a reminder that you'll never exist in a universe where you exist in the place of Ainz only you're not a skeleton so Albedo would be able to rape an heir out of you multiple times.

>>17770410
You'd think that anon. You really would.
I bet you'd cave after the first hour of her sucking your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

CELLS
INTERLINKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770425
I get your reference, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770389
True sadness, I'd rather have Krul than a lampray though.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Anon accidentally agrees to marry a Zombie, during his visit to the Undead Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770418
doggos are too loyal to be whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770445
Anon doesn't have to know that. He doesn't have to know those pups she's single mothering are his, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770448
Doggos wouldn't let themselves be cucked into single-motherhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770459
Considering how thoroughly these dime hooker guys want to get dommed, she could probably freeload at his house and eat all his food and be for all intents and purposes a lazy housewife while still keeping up the ruse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770464
She'd force him to play with the kids instead of her, but only so they could play with their father without him realizing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770477
Play or "play"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770480
Just play, though under the right circumstances they could "play" too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Enter one of those Robot Fights.
>Spend ages tinkering your robot to win a tournament.
>Your first opponent is a smug-looking Gremlin.
>You place your robots in a small ring.
>This happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOy5D6v4CtI
>You lose in less than a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770481
>getting unsweet loli handjobs from your actual daughter without knowing she's your daughter
Top haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770251
Just as a heads-up I'll probably add another update today or tomorrow by the latest, I just saw All is Lost and I thought I'd make the MC suffer a little.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a better bad end than falling off of a ship and getting caught by a group of Kraken sisters who will take turns ruining your innocence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770486
Is that possessed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770491
There's falling into gambling debts and getting sold to three CC Dark Elf siblings who take turns domming you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770494
Would you be tied to a bed and forced to impregnate them?
How happy would it make you to hear one of them moaning in pleasure as her hips thrust up and down, her tits jiggle, and her sisters complain at her for "hogging the cock"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770504
>tied to a bed
More like chained to the wall. They'd experiment thoroughly to find out how to make me cum the fastest and then the other sisters would work me over with my dick inside the third one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770504
It wouldn't be one at a time. One would ride my cock, one would ride my face and the third would TRIGGERED so everyone would have fun at once.
I also look forward to the needle play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770487
Just remember you have to pay her after. $5 for the hand, $10 for the thighs, and $20 for her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770506
They better experiment with various drugs, potions and food to increase your potency until you reach a permaboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770510
Wait a minute her, that's like 20 times what her mother charges!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770512
I have a sinking feeling that the instant orgasm solution will end up being a permaboner status effect and abandonment play.
>get abandoned for two days
>when the little sister finally comes to check on you you're almost mindbroken
>you try to swing your hips at her like a mindless beast
>she pulls her dress up and stands just close enough that you can barely reach her to put it in
>you cum immediately from insertion
>she leaves satisfied

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770513
You gotta pay the extra as hush money, don't want the sabbath to find out what you're into, right? They'll wake you up at all hours with phone calls and visits at your door. Besides, she saving up money so she can buy herself a computer like all of her friends have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770515
It would be even better if one of the sisters tries to secretly heal you while the other 2 actively break you on the daily.
Slow gentle sex with the oldest sister and your head burried in her cleavage might be enough to get you back to your senses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770524
The littler sisters will notice something going on when you're nowhere near as ravenous as you should be when they come in to milk you. They're going to turn on big sis and humiliate her by tying her down and making you be on top. There's nothing more shameful for Dark Elves than being bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770521
>secret daughter is going to be a nerdhound
Glasses and double braids YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770530
You'd end up breaking her and go full circle.
Maybe the sisters would find the sight of a broken Anon loving their broken sister be heartwarming enough to leave them more time together before they take their turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770535
Cumming on her glasses is an extra dollar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770543
Their sister becoming a haa-haa'ing idiot would be too much for them to bear. She wouldn't be let outside anymore. At that point she and Anon would spend their days together in the dungeon and he'd be useless as a cum dispenser with his emptied-out balls. At that point they'd probably just start whipping the two of them while they did their disgusting leglock missionary thing. How obscene.

[Anonymous No.]

GIANT

TITTIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770593
I think this diplomat is trying to seduce someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770596
It's the fastest way to good diplomatic relations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770602
I'd feed her my bamboo.

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S FIGHT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770593
There is an old saying that says something about rubbing a panda's breasts for good luck and fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770612
What would a Cursed Sword do if I simply refused? Lay down wherever I'm standing and refuse to move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770612
This is what happens when you cheap out on your Paladin-chan's birthday present by buying her a weird sword from a shady traveling merchant.

>>17770615
Repeated stabbings and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770612
STANDING HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770612
A gladiator Anon would be a great match for a Cursed Sword. They can fight everyday both in the arena and the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770251
Okay, second update is from line 193. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770654
>a bunch of dancing monstergirls underwater
If MC weren't inevitably fucked by the lack of dry land, that would be incredibly mesmerising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770612
What would happen if a Cursed Sword and a Living Armor teamed up to possess a Paladin-chan in order to rape Anon? would they take turns being the dominant personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770615
CBT until you cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770695
Living Armor doesn't work like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770695
>Both girls fight for control while bickering as disembodied voices
>Paladin-chan angrily protesting all the while
>All three get the same sensations, they're fighting over not raping, raping gently and raping with CBT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770251
>>17770654
Good stuff, surprised how much I'm enjoying this story.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any other bookmark designs like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769586
i have so many pictures of that elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770803
For an artist with loli in his name he sure loves tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770804
maybe its oppai loli. i dont really see it like that though. shes a really cute shorstack

>having a hardtime posting the nonlewds since its 85% porn

[Anonymous No.]

Elves should have small breasts and slender figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770806
She's hot as hell that's what she is. Rare to find a cute brown elf that isn't subjected to the usual bullshit with gangrape or orcs.

Artist has taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770822
The artist also draws a Succubus paizuri machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770836
Different artist, elf guy is lolicept and that succ is by mikasayaki. Still great though.
>4'9
>O cup
That's a doraf in a succubus body and I don't mind one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770836
Any man able to pull his dick out of that sweater hole deserves to be named King Arthur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770859
It's another dudes OC? Woops. I guess I got confused since Lolicept drew paizuri image with that succ before. And heavens above would a 4'9 O cup Undead be lovely.
Maybe a red Phantom could benefit from that bodytype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770877
>spoiler
Now there's a lovely thought.
Although I'd really like a Mantis with that type of body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770890
>No shortstack Mantis who intensely stares at you in silence and let's you fondle her breasts because she doesn't realize how lewd it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770906
>dense shortstack mantis who falls for the "it's just a massage" excuse
I'd feel bad but at the same time there's no way I'd be able to hold back with such a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770877
>tfw no phantom to rewrite and perform famous plays and musicals that tell your lifes story
Are you ready for the big kiss scene? Theres a lot of technical direction in it, so be prepared to keep rehearsing it until you get it right.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770251
Thanks for the update. Poor Art can't catch a break. Can't wait for more.
Pretty funny imagining a drunken flow kelp, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770976
Cuddles are nice, but what do you do when it's too hot and your foot falls asleep under her?
>>17770991
I worry the equilibrium of Mare will be negatively affected by Flow Kelps or Sea Slimes figuring out how to synthesise alcohol. Those bitches already throw raves when they're sober, think of what will happen when they're all drunk, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770976
I want to play with a yeti's ahoge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771040
Pretty sure playing with a monstergirl's ahoge count as a marriage proposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771114

what doesn't count as a marriage proposal to monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771114
O won't be fooled by that trick. I'll play with her hair all I want and then i'll be off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771126
You know what they say, first comes ahoge, then comes ahegao, then comes your daughters egao.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Love is inherently discriminating. If you love everything, you love nothing. If you love everybody, you love nobody. You love your family, your motherland, your hobbies, if you loved all families, nations and hobbies you'd love nothing.

Love is relative, the more of it you share around the less you have.

Monogamy > polygamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771159
[angry Bicorn noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771134
Nope. I'll touch monster girls non sexually and there is nothing they can do about it. Not even marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771125
>>17771131
>>17771135
based Doitsuken

This is what I want in my monstergirl fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771159
>You love your family, your motherland, your hobbies, if you loved all families, nations and hobbies you'd love nothing.
The flaw with this argument is that if you have a harem of 4-5 they are your family, you don't love other men's harems or wives.
>filename
But chink cow gets talked about a fair bit.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to play For Honor with warrior MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771196
>you have a harem of 4-5 they are your family
partner love =/= familial love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771201
I don't thing they would be into the bloodshed and all that.
Softer games like tekken or street fighter would be better, people get injured by shit that would cripple or kill them and walk it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771159
Everyone knows that, anon. Even the DL has good taste when it comes to relarionships, it's just some humans that are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771201
Some of the classes have direct comparisons
Like Valkyrie and Shugoki (Oni)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771211
>Mortal Combat
>"You know hun, I kinda feel like these games are a bad influence on you humans. Why can't we play Eros Warriors or something?"
>"Relax, it's only a game. None of this is real."
>You pull your opponents spine out through his throat and beat him to death with it
>A moment later and your game goes flying out the window
>"Get in the fucking bed."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771222
>The DL knows it
Doubt it. It extends further than just waifus or husbandos. Hell, I bet she can't even match faces to names after the 50th child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771228
Youre not my mom!
>momster wife laughs in Ufufu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771135
>TFW your dentist will never have a "mofumofu blindfold"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771228
>Your tied and gagged on the bed with your waifu riding on top
>"Begone foul spirit of violence! The power of Eros compels!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Shadow of War came out
>No resurgence of Ork posting

Y'all are so lazy, you won't even invent new ork posting lines, so I've gotta do it for you! So here goes!

You're all neets and are gonna get raped!

https://webmshare.com/play/JG7Pg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771244
Ork posting is more of a /tg/ thing.
Moar dakka and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771244
>Orcposting from a bad game
Even the lewdest Pig will play sub when she has not eaten...steal her food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771244
>playing 60$ single-player MMO grind-fest with p2w boxes
Dumb orcposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771244
Orcs are okay at best, cockney girls aren't very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771228
Imagine playing war games. Hell, some monsters would even cry during human history.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to be very careful in the coming halloween anons!

You never know whether the cute group of costumed little girls is just that or actually a sneaky Sabbathite rape squad who will tie you down, ride you for hours, and then eat all your candy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771244
>AAA licensed lootbox shekel grab
>good for anything
It'll be a cold day in hell before I let that thing influence what monster girls I think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771254
Holy shit. I want to be a young teen fucking the shit out of the one on the left, as she grows up to be the one on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771271
Don't worry anon, I have the drugs and the cum candies ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771272
Just think of it anon, your dumb orc girlfriend runs up to you with an excited and lewd expression as she tells you all about the pay hymens a tanuki convinced her to buy.

Now you need to roll up five dollar notes and push them in every time you want to stick your dick in an inch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771274
>cum candies
Oh god. I can imagine that the taste for this flavor would be very common among monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771274
>>17771279
What happens when your daughteru gets into your waifu's stash of cum candies?

>hard mode
The cum in the candies is yours.

[Anonymous No.]

Dire Jabberwocks.
Dire Trumparts.
Dire Mad Hatters.
Dire Alices.
Dire Dormice.
Dire JubJubs.
Dire Cheshires.
Dire Humpty Slimes.
Dire March Hares.

Whats better names for each and what are they like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771279
It's always a real disappointment for a loli when she finds out the real thing is nowhere near that sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771280
>The cum in the candies is yours.
That's every mode. Who the fuck would let their waifu eat candy made out of the cum of another man? Furthermore, what waifu would even enjoy such a taste.

Lastly
>Not enchanting the candy so that it turns to ash if any one other than your waifu eats it
That'll teach her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771280
Well of course the cum is going to be mine. If the daughteru ate it that's too bad cause she's never eating it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771287
>Who the fuck would let their waifu eat candy made out of the cum of another man?
>what's artificial cum
Almost nobody would bother making cum candies if you had to fill them yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771299
>Almost nobody would bother making cum candies if you had to fill them yourself.
I'd make a batch every morning, cook it throughout the day for the waifu to enjoy while out at work the day after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771280
Who else's cum would t be anon? My waifu would only eat cum candies made from my cum. Anyway, if our daughteru got into my waifu's stash she'd be punished just like usual for when she steals extra treats. She is allowed one treat a day, if she wants a cum candy for her treat that is fine, but stealing is no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771135
Im not sure if this is sanitary, but Im also not sure if I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771281
Catching Jabberwocky (after the jaws that bite, claws that catch! from their namesake poem)
Royal Flush
Mercury Hatter (the origin of the phrase mad as a hatter came from how hats at one point were in some instances had their felt made from mercury)
Looking-Glass Alice
Stuporficating Dormouse
Slithy JubJub
Smiler/Rhyming Cheshire
Queen Humpty
White Rabbit/Late Hare

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771201
I bet Selene would be a cunt and play as centurion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771284
>Sabbath waifu is constantly giving you supplements that put all your blood sugar into your cum
>"Dear, I'm not sure this is healthy..."
>"I WAS TRICKED AND YOU'RE MAKING AMENDS"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771299
I would, though it would be just once in a while. Also, cum may taste good for mgs but what they really love is the taste of SE. That's the point of cum candies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771237

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771314
Catching Jabberwocky would have fearsomely big sharp teeth and comically large claws and be very smiley.

Royal Flush would have multiple personalities that switch at random from all the suits of Trumparts and would be utterly unpredictable.

Mercurial Hatter would be the height of madness and would have EX charisma to convince others on a fundamental level that nonsense is truth and truth is nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771314
Im late! Im late! For a very important rape! No time to say hello-goodbye! Ill rape Ill rape Ill rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771333
Catching jabber would need a vorpal greatsword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771335
>fucking White Rabbit March Hare
>shes going as fast as she can
>ask her what the rush is
>she exclaims she has to be on time for the next time she fucks you, which is in one minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771340
Would you snicker snack her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771343
Of course. It would be a horrible sin if I didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

If your best friend became an Alp and you were already taken or didn't want to go gay for him, you'd help him find another guy to be his husband, right /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771353
I don't have friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771250
>>17771253
>>17771272
So easy to forget our previous shenanigans.

Now anon is filled with anger and shitposting, never to be visited by Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771353

This is the most uncomfortable question I've seen in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771353
No? He's a grown up trannie, he can find his own dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771353
Itd be her at that point and sure, what else are friends for.
You can still be a decent person to your friends regardless of all of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771367
What's so uncomfortable about it? Are you thin-skinned? Unwilling to help your best friend find happiness? You should be ashamed of yourself, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771379

My best friend turning into a girl is pretty uncomfortable for me, yeah. I mean hey, if it works for you, that's great.

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>>17771353
Im not an Alpposter or anything but Id be totally fine with dating an Alp former best friend. Though Im a fan of CC/extra thick feminine bodies and trap type or flat bodytypes dont do anything for me, so hopefully shed stage up fast.
Playing a legitimately competitive match of smash with your best friend who enjoys Guy things and also happens to have enormous tits and thick thighs to rest your head against- I dunno. Its hard finding a downside to that. Inb4 muh tranny stuff I guess

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>>17771353
I mean, my best friend is an obese single father so that would be new dimensions of awkward.

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>>17771386
Trying to sound casual about it doesn't make you any less of a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771390
>Turns into a fat single mother
That's not awkward, that's just heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771353
Sure, that's what friends are for right? Although my best friend is much more competent and social than me so I wouldn't be much of a help.

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>>17771386
>casually playing a single player game switching turns on deaths
>casually groping and molesting her gigantic funbags when its her turn to play and shes totally cool with it
>she casually wraps her plump warm lips around your cock and gives a slooow wet blowjob when its your turn, while still watching the screen in interest so she doesnt miss out on the story
People may say you can do that with a regular Monstergirl too but it feels more like theyd be the ones that would stop paying attention to the game and just start fucking you
Which is fine and all, but still

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>>17771401
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess

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>>17771401
>he's not a bisexual

How does it feel being intellectually inferior? Only people with a certain IQ can appreciate the beauty of a woman and the handsomeness of a man.

There's a reason why the priests and wise men of the ancient days were fucking anything that moved.

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>>17771418
you faggots need to stop shitposting this is a christian tread for god's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771418
None of that now, im speaking solely in the context of an established thing in the MGE universe

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>>17771420
>tread
>didn't capitalize God

You're going to hell. There's nothing you can do to save yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771423
You spoke to the sinner! Unclean! Unclean!

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs more good christian monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771434
Of course I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771443
>cutie
More like hottie

[Anonymous No.]

Would you or would you not wish for a heart of stone in MGE world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771443
I want to tease a demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771442
>Oppai loli
No thanks. I'd rather do chaos than those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771442
>>17771443
I'm getting mixed signals here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771454
How would you tease such a confident, voluptuous and intelligent woman who knows how to take control of any situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17769011
>tfw you don't obey lilim, but she turns on her "mindbreak" aura

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771475
Do very silly, unpredictable things when she doesn't expect it. Not too often, as she might start watching for them.

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>>17771479
The reward of seeing her lower eyelid twitch just the slightest bit when her sultry composed mood is foiled would be quite indulgent.
Just dont make her flat out angry.
DO NOT make a Demon flat out angry.

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>>17771494
I almost want to know what lewd punishments would come from making a demon angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771477
>Viccy
>Mindbreak
You're gonna get Nyarlathotep's affliction

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that Demons know the perfect clothes you want them to wear and the perfect meals to make you happy as well as the perfect blend of sub or dom that will get you off.
So which would they each be for you?

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>>17771497
Theyre highly advanced magical beings. And they have a penchant for domination historically. Combined with an attitude of humans are too dangerous to themselves, I alone know whats best for them.
Make of that what you will...

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>>17771500
Im glad they know because I sure as hell dont.

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>>17771500
Too-small slutty catholic schoolgirl outfit with big plump whoreish lips and long pigtails. Or slutty very elaborate military dominatrix outfit with long hair and spiked heels.
Ribs and cherry cheesecake.
Ultra sub in the former outfit, ultra dom in the latter. Or ultra fearboner stuff.
Hi again everyone.

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>>17771497
Her contract gives men pleasure when obeying her orders. I think it'll make him feel like he's burning up inside when she's angry with you. Kinda like the curse you get from cheating on a Shirohebi.

Everything would go back to normal if you apologize to her though.

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>>17771534
Jesus Christ lemme smash and marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771500
>>17771511
>>17771528
All of these combine to tell me that I'd be in for a wild night if I made a demon mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771528
Just gotta make her mad before signing the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog

Anyone knows sauce or artist page?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771534
I love Tio!
She's Extra Thicc!

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>>17771572
That's how you get locked in her pocket dimension until you cave in and sign the contract.
Tempted with days of endless pleasure in the backdrop of endless despair.

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>>17771581
Consider that Tio would be an amazing hugger.

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>>17771594
Lordy don't I know it. She'd be most comfortable herself doing it too.
Tio would absolutely adore skinship and just holding you against (practically in) her bosom for hours and hours as you either slept or just lay there comfortably.
I'd buy her all the pretty dresses she could ever want if she were my girlfriend.

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>>17771534
I'd rather the skinny canon one than that fat Tio

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771594
All that softness as she softly encourages you to just relax would be too much. Just too much.

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>>17771580
>went to look on the wiki to see if it had a source
>new images, nothing on the first page
>suddenly on page 2 there's a series of multi part comics with konosuba characters getting turned into monster girls
>aqua as a mershark, darkness as a lizard and megumin turns into a schedule dog
That last one's a bit confusing but the other two make sense.

Captcha: Commission tiger. I think the botnet is trying to tell me it wants Jinkos.

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>>17771580
I wonder how many times a Shoggoth would cum if you drew a picture on your Shog™ tablet.

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>>17771654
Reminder that using the scroll wheel on your shogg mouse and shitposting furiously on your shogg keyboard might knock her out for a day or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771686
Shogposting!

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>>17771686
Just play Typing of the Dead or something on your Shogboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771686
If a Kiki spotted you shitposting she would hit you with a broom and order you to go work on whatever dream you have.
If a Shog spotted you shitposting she would cheer you on and bring you food and drinks so you can keep going all day.

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>>17771701
>>17771686
>playing RTS games on your Shoggoth computer
>APM spamming to keep your fingers warm
>You hear vigorous moaning from your bedroom

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>>17771707
>Kiki is a janitor
I bet she would also make me be a great writer or artist ready to post quality content at any time. Kikis are too good.

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>>17771707
>furiously tapping on your shog keyboard
>hear a loud moan coming from the other room followed by "TELL HIM TO GO BACK TO /y/ WITH HIS PEGGING MASTER"
>she knows what you're arguing about from the parts of her "body" you're pressing

[Anonymous No.]

Unagi-jorous are good huggers

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>>17771803

This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you worthy to breed a dragon queen anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771803
This is false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771803
If I ever went to Zipangu I'd probably end up with a harem since I can never decide which girl there I like the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771818

Zipangu has a lot of great Monster girls so this indecision is understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771813
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771813

Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl do you need a very high iq to understand?

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>>17771821
I know people hate harems here but I'd really want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771832
Gremlin

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>>17771834
I'm okay with them if and only if you got the whole group at once.
Adding on extra girls later is shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771832

Wurm

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>>17771813
Are those condoms tied to her horns?

[Anonymous No.]

Miia's brewing up some poison

Second sookmo picture done, one more to go. He's great, always crazy fast and draws things so soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771832
Nerdbird.

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>>17771832
Alp

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>>17771832
Madame Hatter!

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>>17771839
What, when the portals open they're all just standing there waiting?

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>>17771834

Follow your heart, anon.

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>>17771843
Cute

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>>17771857
Not necessarily then and there, but there's a big difference between everyone knowing what they're getting into and adding on more girls later because sorry gals you just ain't good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771813
That's not for me to decide, but I do know I'd breed my dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771834
Do you wish for a harem?

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>>17771866
Good point. But what if the girls choose for you?
>>17771873
Yes I do.

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>>17771843
Where is the first pic?

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>>17771879
You wished upon a monkey paw
You get a harem of Matango Alps
And yes they say puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771879
I can't think of a single reason why that would happen that doesn't sound ridiculously contrived by even harem anime standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771228
>and your game goes flying out the window
then she goes out with it
that's 3d-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771873
>Do you wish for a harem?
Now I want a harem of competing Djiini who each try to one up each other in providing paradise wishes to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771866
I don't think most who are into harems are of a "the girls I have aren't good enough" mentality so much as a "this one loves me too and I have enough love to love her as well" mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768498

To add on to that the husband could grow out their own hair and then after awhile give her a lock of his hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771887
Well fuck.
>>17771891
Isn't the MGE universe ridiculously contrived in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771897
That sounds just adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771895
The first case doesn't even happen, though it did work to make a haremfag loyal to his waifu.

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>>17771895
Which is why I'm fine with them, assuming they all knew perfectly well what they were getting into from the get go. I don't have a problem with Khepri.
Adding new girls after the fact is taking time away from the others.

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>>17771910
What if the girls are okay with a new member joining the harem?

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>>17771843
I don't trust that smile

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>>17771921
It's not like they have a choice.

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>>17771928
So I guess it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771834
I do too anon, you're not alone. The vast majority of my monster girl fantasies include a harem of specific girls.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the fantasy police
Youre under arrest for adultury on fictional characters in a private fantasy and hurting the feelings of nonexistent figments of someone elses imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771945
You'll never take me alive, coppers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771945
How dare you not want a monogamous relationship with the first and only fictional character you imagine yourself sleeping with for the purpose of procreation
You make me sick, creep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771832
march hare

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>>17771953
>Copper dragon pouting with her tongue sticking out.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your MG tits, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771977
BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771977
Heaving, jiggling and big enough to bury my head in down to my shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771977
A bit bigger than average.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay so by now people have been asked their top 10 MGE girls countless times but lets try something different: Name your top 5 monster girls from other material

Hard mode: Name your top 10

Dante must die mode: No girls from the other two big franchises (EMG and MGQ.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771977
Anywhere from A to HH, depending on the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771986
What if the species in question shows up damn near everywhere?

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>>17771977
Big, but proportionate to the girl in question.

Hobgoblin physique is fine, though. It would still feel awkward, but not as much if she were sweet enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771977
About this big.

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>>17771988
That's fine, the purpose was to avoid limiting it to said material, races that appear in just about everything get a free pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771886

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772009
Snek

[Anonymous No.]

I need her.

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>>17771986
-Mutio (Blue Sub 6)
-Medusa (FF1 Bonus dungeon)
-Aisha Clan-Clan (Outlaw Star)
-Alezka (The Wolf's Hour)
-Kayako (Ju-On)

...this is getting a little tricky. I keep thinking of humanoid monsters.
-Maria (Metropolis)
-Sil (Species)
-Mombi (Return to Oz)
-Oiwa (Yotsuya Kaidan)
-Calne Ca (Vocaloid)

[Anonymous No.]

whats the comfiest and/or cutest story you read this year?
preferably something more then 1 page.but that doesnt matter that much.

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>>17771977
I like all sorts of tits anon. The best ones are decently big ones that are great for squishing but can still mostly fit in one hand like my waifu's, or perfectly flat chests with soft puffy nipple bites like my daghteru's.

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>>17771977
Big enough for paizuri and simultaneous groping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772018
Russian Jinko housewife or Tentacle blind date both by Frostcicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772018
Reading is for fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771891
>Queen of Hearts demands that you take a bride of every species
>This head Cheshire will escort you on your travels.

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>>17771986
1. Kitsune
Then, in no particular order:
Various fluffdragons (e.g. pic), wolfus of all kinds, brown cats, and demon/succubus-type girls oni can go here too, if they're not just "human with a horn".

For the most part, fluff is my weakness.

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>>17772033
y-you to

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>>17771986
In no particular order...

- Seraphita/Varnani ( SMT: Avatar Tuner )
- Medusa ( Greek mythology )
- Sylvanas Windrunner ( Warcraft )
- Pirotess ( Record of Lodoss War )
- Double ( Skullgirls )
- Mutio ( Blue Submarine No. 6 )
- Meia ( Alundra )
- Ariel ( The Legacy of Kain )
- Pixie ( Monster Rancher )
- Sil ( Species )

Some of these responses make me feel like a fucking hipster now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you pleased?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771977
Not too big, not too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771977
Bakunyuu-tier for mature chicks and Doraph-tier for shortstacks with a bit of sag so they don't look like balloons. Always best when they appear on my favorite species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771977
Like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772090
How are her robes sticking to the bottom of her bosom? Shouldn’t it fall straight off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772090
Too spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771986
Going for dante must die mode, no particular order.
Ursula from Breath of Fire
Ouka From dot Hack
Angewomon from Digimon
Himari from Omamori Himari
Pixie from Monster Rancher
Touka from Utawarerumono
Kiyohime from Fate/Gacha Order
Onihime from Momo Kyun Sword
Generic Nekomata designs from Disgaea
Arf/Alph from Nanoha
>>17772058
>pixie
Great taste.

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>>17771945
This is how I feel about purityfags. It’s one thing to say you have a waifu but it’s a whole other thing for going after people with more than one waifus.

>>17771954
If we went by those rules my waifu would be Sasami from Tenchi Muyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772107
The tabard has another loop that goes around the back there, it's just obscured.
The loop is there, of course, for maximum titty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771977
Ungodly amounts of back problems big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771986
Ok I need to know what constitutes as a ‘monster girl in other media’ like do aliens count? Or superheroes/villains? What about if it’s ninety percent monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772109
>sample

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>>17772128
>What about if it’s ninety percent monster?

If it doesn't have a recognizably human feminine form its not considered a monster girl. It must have a largely human face as well (there's a lot of leeway here as far as features on the humanoid face, but the shape needs to be largely human or else you end up with what most would consider a furry).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772090
How can I get a Zambie that big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772128
Use your common sense anon, I take no responsibility for anyone getting angry though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772180
“Feed” her double portions three times a day for about a year or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772180
Bathtubs of holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772180
just fill her up very night, just be aware that, after enough time, she mighty become way to "classy" for your current away of life and end up dragging you to a undeade kingdom.

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>>17771986
In no particular order
Nami from League of Legends
Juri from YuYu Hakusho
Chaos Witch Quelaag
Suzuka- sama and Yupiel-sama
Witch from Dragon Quest
Lahkesis solely because I fapped to her exposed boob way too much back in the days
Tsuyu Asui
Nadeko Sengoku but only for that small period where she was a perfect medusa snake goddess
Nyotengu
Yuki-Onna and all the other monster girls from Nioh except Ogress
Honorable mention to Nu-13 and Lambda-11

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772216
I wonder who's behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771986
Astarte (Castlevania)
Lei-lei/Hsien-ko (Darkstalkers)
The Bride (Bride of Frankenstein)
Medusa (Kid Icarus)
Nagi (Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772228
>Implying Yupiel-sama doesn't have a following of mansluts who dream to become her living dildo bloodbag dog

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this weasel so happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772294
Because she took her joy,
Won't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772305
I have a couple of guesses as to what you’re referencing and none of them are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772294
She got new bath toys from Best Buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772294
She just drained an entire pack of AA batteries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772313
Since when does Best Buy sell bath toys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772294
She stuck her tongue in a outlet AND got headpatted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772294
Please, joy monster girls aren't supposed to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772372
Would you prefer some bitter old monster girl who hasn't felt for centuries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772294
Do chubby Raijus hold bigger charges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772372
>>17772305
Meant to reply for you.

>>17772397
A cheerful monster is fine, my waifu is one. But a joy monster is a dangerous being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772414
The fat would make it harder for the current to flow.
If you want a Raiju with a big charge you better start eating her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772416
My Hatter wife is joyous!
She occasionally has fits of terrible, terrible sanity where I must hold her close and ensure her nothing makes sense and that she’s perfectly crazy, and to drive those wretched thoughts of order and logic away. I do it for her because I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772429
But they've gotta store it all somewhere!

Eating her out would be fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772448
Don't they store it in their womb like Thunderbirds?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a goth/punk thunderbird! She has to be chuuni too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772458
>Store it in their womb.
>Could theoretically fill their womb to the brim with electrical charges through some sort of orgasm denial process

.....This requires investigation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771580
http://k3llyart.tumblr.com/post/151314211131

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772463
She would use all her charges to cause thunder to strike during her overly dramatic monologues, and then you'd have to take care of her until she replenished them.
Would you help her defeat the evil black owl organisation?

[Anonymous No.]

>since monstergirls cant give birth to males they sometimes adopt male babies
>these males are seeped in the aura of their mother and usually older sisters for so long and from such a young age that their body absorbs part of the features of their adopted family's race
>an oni's son would devot himself to the gym and would generally be taller on average
>a vampire's son would probably become aroused at the sight of blood and stay pale even after sunbathing.
>a lamia's son might have a longer tongue then the average male and likes to embrace people.

>you even knew an oni that had the unfortunate luck to have a boy infatuated with her that was raised from birth by Cheshire's. he lived to see her seething in rage after he stole her booze again.

>you had never quite seen such an extreme example of the effects on males as one of your current classmates.
>raised in a family home as the sole male son by 3 dormouse family's he had been the primary target of hundreds of sisters.
>when he entered the school you where sure he would have been bullied for the rest of his school life, no matter what you did.
>not much taller then an actual dormouse he was dwarfed by all. seeing him trip and fall asleep was not a rare occurrence.
>he often stepped into the wrong class and was late most of the time.

>you gave him a week at most.
>soon enough a hellhound approached him with the intend of taking his lunch money and pushing him around for good measure.
>he didnt seem to quite understand what she was getting at and you where sure she was about to snap and tear him a new one.
>but the longer she had him pushed against a locker(or more accurate had him lifted up almost his full body weight so she didn't have to break her back trying to intimidate him) the calmer she became.
>after a few minutes the bell rang and he just lazily slipped out of her grasp while she stood there dazed for a few more minutes.
>this pattern repeated itself with different bullies but always ended the same way.
>after a particular stubborn viper had him coiled up in her body for to long and fell asleep with him he was not bothered anymore.
>pictures of the viper where spread and she was the laughing stock under her peers for weeks.
>after a month even more changes began to surround him. many of the girls without boyfriends in the class became almost dothing mothers. especially the larger ones.
>they made sure to bring extra food in case he forgot his.
>they walked him from class to class
>they eagerly watched him sleep through half the lessons.
>to prevent internal class disputed there was even a schedule made on who would take care of what.

>the school president was a proud dragon and tried to get your classmates to behave and focus on their studies.
>however when she would try and berate the boy he would just look up with a droopy look in his eyes at the girl 3 times his size. she would usually blush and mutter something before running off.
>she began "walking" him home, though you would argue stalking was a better way to describe it
>after seeing him fall asleep on random benches she decided to quickly grab him and fly the small boy in her arms to his house.
>this became a daily occurrence and at some point she stopped caring and just picked him up whenever he left school to fly him home.
>he didnt seem to mind and just let his head drop in her soft pillows and fall asleep.
>one day his mother invited the blushing dragon into her home and she started picking him up from his home every morning too

>nowadays you often see the dragon girl fly above you with a great smile and a satisfied look in her eyes.
>you cant say you blame her as you look down on one of the boys many sisters in your arms.
>being able to carry around your own bundle of joy while they rub their head against your chest is a perk you have enjoyed for years now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770425
I didn't ask for these feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772476
>She would use all her charges to cause thunder to strike during her overly dramatic monologues, and then you'd have to take care of her until she replenished them.
>the owls say she's all lightning and no thunder and fly off
How do you console your thunderbirb after that?

[Anonymous No.]

Im glad sub drew more red fox

[Anonymous No.]

What's the equivalent of delicious brown for a Shoggoth? Crimson instead of blueish purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772508
BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772468
If you don't let a Raiju release her current she will overcharge until it bursts out.
You better take a picture when she is half passed out and does the double peace sign afterwards.

>>17772506
By being her dickthrone while she play through her favorite game again for motivation and inspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772508
Am I a monster (male) for wanting to give that girl larger breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772528
But I want her to go around with a Zap filled womb.

I wanna stick my dick in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772529
It's natural when faced with a fox girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772529
I understand what you meant, though your phrasing may confuse others.
also no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772540
Well thats good.
Because I want her to have yet larger breasts.

Clothes may be a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772546
It's a joke but its nice to know I'm not alone.
Granted, now I have a very real fear of the joke going over like ten day old tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17770976
Yeti looks so happy with her catch, and she looks super comfy in snowflake pajamas

[Anonymous No.]

Big mofu or big breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772566
Why not give her both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772566
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772566
Both

although big mofu goes will with small breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772570
>>17772571
>>17772574
Beware of softness overlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772578
No such thing.

The biggest breasts, the biggest mofu, she will have both!

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>>17772578
Is she from that chyna Kancolle knockoff that also has a Vampire boat?

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I have a glaring need for
PLUMP
FOX
RUMPS!!!

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Spooder story soon, maybe.

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Such a lovely remake.

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>>17772596

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>>17772618
i am excite

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>>17772645
That rump needs to be larger.

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Dumb cat

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>>17772705
Dumb cat with big kitty titties and a fat feline fanny

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>>17772705
I sense you didnt bother checking for a larger image

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>>17772705
I want a big, fat, cuddle cat to nyahaha while she snuggles atop me.

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>>17772715
I want to rub a balloon on a raiju's fur!

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>>17772619
meh

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Courtesy of Monster Girls Redux, here's the next couple sections of Succubus Notebook.

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>Succubus' Monsterization and Sisterly Relationships

>Among the monsters there exist some with the ability to “monsterize” human women by pouring their own mana inside them. The succubus race is a typical example of that. By having sex with human women and pouring mana inside them, they can convert them into succubi like themselves. To the succubi, being immersed in pleasure is the very definition of happiness, and it seems they tend to want to meddle when they see women ignorant of pleasure or women who aren't honest about their own desires. Thus, they will directly indoctrinate women's bodies with pleasure and change them into succubi through sex so that they become beautiful and lascivious beings just like themselves who can copulate with the men they love according to their own desires.

>In the succubus culture, they treat the women that they personally transformed into members of their own race as “younger sisters”, and the women who were transformed regard the succubi who monsterized them as “elder sisters”. It's not any sort of formal or hierarchical relationship, but in most cases, a monsterized woman will come to adore the partner who taught her the bliss of a succubus* who immerses herself in pleasure as “onee-sama.” Since it is in the nature of a succubus to take joy in providing pleasure to others, the desire to meddle so that their younger sisters can immerse themselves in pleasure arises naturally, and those who become “elder sisters” will actively assist their “younger sisters” in finding husbands.

>It seems that individuals who have developed this sort of “sisterly relationship” will often come to associate with each other like family most of the time. From what I've heard, things like this occur: younger sisters show off how lewdly they've developed to “onee-sama”, and elder sisters brag about what splendidly indulgent succubi* their younger sisters have become to other members of the same race.

>Image Caption: Succubi teach the fundamentals of succubus'* pleasure and techniques to those they consider cute younger sisters. The two will be close enough that they tease each others' bodies, and from what I've heard, it's not at all unusual for two sisters to end up having the same man as their husband.

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>>17772712
>that assfang
Ungggh.

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>>17772790
is this picture based on anything?

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>>17772792
>Succubus Culture

>As stated previously, succubi have a powerful obsession with sex and pleasure. Just as culinary culture is born from the act of eating and results in the emergence of gourmands, succubi do not merely have sex with men. Instead, it has changed so that they come up with various schemes for arriving at the end destination of “sex”, and they endeavor to make it so that the pleasure they enjoy with their husband is as potent as possible.

>There are numerous aspects of succubus' culture that were born in that way, but one of the most ubiquitous and typical examples is “making a room” for sex. While succubi do enjoy activities such as having sex in front of others or having sex outside, in succubus culture having a “bedroom” in which they can pleasantly copulate without being disturbed by anyone is viewed as one of the most essential things. Having a “room” ready for when they obtain a man is considered part of proper succubus' etiquette. Some will make a bedroom in their home beforehand and link it with teleportation magic, while others will prepare a room at the location where they are lurking. Powerful succubi can even create another dimension on a small scale and take their men there.

>The idea is a room that a man should return to, so naturally it may be a comfortable room with a calming atmosphere, the kind of place where one would feel like staying, or it may be overflowing with a sensual atmosphere, illuminated by alluring lights with pleasant, sweet smelling incense burning, to get a man in a horny mood. These bedrooms, decorated and arranged by succubi dreaming of having sex with their future husband, largely reflect the peculiar tastes of each individual.

>Developing further from this, there are “inns” and “brothels” run by succubi. The employees are succubi and other monsters, and the purpose of these establishments is to provide somewhere they can take men inside their bedrooms and have sex with them. Similar establishments exist all throughout the world. They are constructed near the entrances of mamono realms in the sort of places where humans visiting a mamono realm would want to stop and rest, and also, sometimes they even operate in human cities under the management of monsters disguised in human form, according to what some say. Additionally, even outside, sometimes there are secluded places artificially made invisible from the surroundings, cabins that have been kept tidy by someone, caves, and other such places, and some of these are places arranged by succubi so they can bring men there. Townscapes and structures made by monsters are dotted with numerous hidden alleys and tiny rooms which are meant to be used as places where they can bring men to have sex, and most of this is designed according to the plans of the clever succubi.

>The origins of this sort of culture can be traced all the way back to the age of the former mamono lords, a time when humans and monsters were mortal enemies who slaughtered each other. At the time, hardly any of the monsters had the forms of women, and they were monstrosities who just killed and ate humans. The succubi were no exception to the latter rule, either, and humans were nothing more than prey to the succubi of that era.

>Upon capturing a human man, in most cases, they would completely wring out every last drop of a man's mana, killing him. However, at some point in time certain succubi came up with the idea of keeping men as sex slaves, and started setting up prisons for that purpose. At first, even among the succubi, it was just some eccentric individuals who were doing this. Who knows what the succubi were thinking, but after that, the number of individuals who kept sex slaves in this manner began gradually increasing, and along with that, so too did the number of individuals who set up prisons. Prison hygiene, functionality, and so forth, also began to be considered highly important, perhaps for the sake of prolonging the lives of their sex slaves and milking higher quality mana, and these prisons transformed into “rooms”. Eventually, the current mamono lord took over, and after the monsters assumed their current forms, both ecologically and in terms of personality, the succubi stopped doing things like milking men to death. Since they started recognizing men as partners who they should share their lives with instead of viewing them as prey or sex slaves, their rooms also completely transformed from prisons for holding men captive into love nests for a husband and wife to spend time together.

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>>17772800
>Other than this, there's a lot more to succubus culture concerning sex, but in most cases, since it is in their nature to actively become involved with humans, much of it has also been heavily influenced by contact with human culture. At any rate, they are beings devoted to desire who will directly pursue whatever they take a liking to. Basically, most of their desire ends up being directed towards sex with men. However, sometimes, their desire becomes directed towards other things as well. And in the case when those things turn out to be science, or arts and crafts, etc., the results are astounding. Succubi are avariciously and single-mindedly devoted to their desires, and it's said that they exhibit so much focus and ambition that it's as if the typical lazy hedonistic behavior were a lie.

>Sometimes the hearts of succubi are captivated by diverse and sophisticated handicrafts or works of art created by humans, and they end up studying under human craftsmen as apprentices. In fact, from what I've heard, there are also cases when technology and culture that was in the process of being lost due to the absence of a successor was salvaged by being carried on by succubi.

>But of course, being succubi, it seems that they always end up tying everything directly to sex, and it's said that when they see a wonderful work of art, their feelings of admiration and respect towards the creator will often unfortunately just end up changing into yearning and lust.

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>>17772795
Big, meaty felines for loving.

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>>17772294
>get home for the day
>house smells like ozone

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>>17772808
Nerd succubi who devote themselves obsessively to science and art confirmed. This is amazing.

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>>17772484
i think people dislike male focused stuff.
or your entire premise

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>>17772715
She'll get upset if you're not constantly fondling and groping her plush sides and butt.
Fat cuddle cats are fantastic but extremely needy spoiled patooties.

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>>17772800
So it seems that in the old days a human being wrung dry of mana by a monster could kill them. Presumably adding a safety measure in the way monsters fed that prevented this from happening was one of the first major things the Overlord did. Like some kind of feeding off switch that would reflexively activate. Or perhaps the supportive effect of mamono mana during sex is what prevents mana draining from being deadly.

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>>17772827
Well she wouldn't need to worry about that.
I'd be feeling up her meaty bits and giving her snacks while watching hockey, even if she's just there to get spoiled.

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>>17772835
>hockey
Cuddlecats are hosers and I bet they root for the Maple Leafs

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>>17772792
>>17772800
>>17772808
I honestly don't know what I think about all this.This whole thing can be shortened down to "They like sex and has lots of it". Living with a Succubi would be kinda dull after a while from the looks of it.

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>>17772792
This is great. Succubus take pretty good care of each other it seems.

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>>17772817
So Succubi gets interested in her husbando's hobbies or jobs too.

Even vidya?

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>>17772844
Maybe.
Either way, I'd be rooting for the wings.
May get her some hot wings to go along with it.

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>>17772835
>Cuddlecat purrs as your hands sink into her meaty sides and fondle her waist and hips, with the occasional double grope on her fat butt
>All the while munching on sweets and snacks laid out for her to have at her leisure
>You ask her if she actually watches hockey out of curiosity
>She humms and purrs and digs her head into your chest kissing it repetitively while straddling you more tightly and lightly grinding her pelvis against your groin
>"Does it matter? Nya haw haw~"
>Shrug and return to fondling her as she starts leaving hickeys on your chest and grinding harder against your crotch
You watch anon, pretty soon her spoiled nature will have her demanding you let her weighty self ride you cowgirl, with no care in the world whether you miss the 3rd period or not!

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>>17772833
Incubus can feed of mamaono mana there's no way for them to hit 0% MANA since the act of sex would inevitably give off mamono mana which you in turn supply the mana of an incubus. I'm imagining that, since one of the ways to turn a man into an incubs is to "inject" him with mamono mana, the same could be applied to humans. There would always be a little bit of mana inside of a human keeping him from dying.

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So anons with ancient evil waifus help me figure this out. When you awaken her does she still retain her attitude from the previous demon lord? Like does she still have the will to harm humans? Or does she go through a dramatic change in personality when you summon her/subdue her?

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>>17772858
Just gotta manuever myself so she can do that and still watch, or get her to do a blowjob while I scratch her ears.

I imagine they are quite good and guzzling man milk.

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>>17772844

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>>17772863
Promises of not posting here anymore aside, I personally imagine mine having her desire to dominate humans still present but not to destroy or in the end harm them, just monsterize the women and turn the men over to sexual liberation. She's still as conniving, wickedly cunning, prideful and enjoys seeing others squirm, only for the last in particular its no longer "Seeing others suffer makes me happy", its "Seeing others be tempted to sex and give into lust turns me on for my husband".
I don't imagine having met her right at the moment she awoke, but I imagine there was some adjustment period where she had to get her bearings and rebuild up her power in her new form and mindset. I guess inevitably there's some small degree of personality change, but she's also aware of it and reconciled it/truly accepted it by the time I find her.

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>>17772792
Interesting, notes about what kind of girls succubi will target and it actually makes corruption sound adorable in an odd kind of way. That whole imouto/onee-san dynamic is super cute.
>>17772800
Fascinating stuff, I really wish we could have detailed stuff about this for every race's preferred dwellings.
>>17772808
Crafty girls, KC really made vanilla succubi really sweet.

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>>17772861
This also checks with the lore since a way to make a an incubus faster is to "run his mana tank dry" so the mamono mana can more easily corrupt and flown trough him. Therefore the change which ultimately made sex
with monsters safe is that they started to "give off" mamono mana making it so that a human's "mana tank" nerve reaches that dreaded 0%.

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>>17772858
Big, fat, cuddlecats are too lewd

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>>17772855

>Red Wings
Fuck you. Go Avs.
I’m not crying, shut up!

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>>17772863
>does she still retain her attitude from the previous demon lord?
She's indifferent to the old one. And she remains that way. She sees it as "times change, that was the old way, this is the new way"
>does she still have the will to harm humans?
Yes and no. She can hurt them if it was what she wanted. But it's rare for her to want that. She just think that they should be "liberated" from life and become undeads. Their pain or pleasure is irrelevant. Killing them and raising them is fair game.
>does she go through a dramatic change in personality when you summon her/subdue her?
Yes and no. It would be a case of "Alright, SOME life is okay and nice." While hugging me for warmth.

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>>17772904

>Crapalanche
>Good

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>>17772855
Someone say wings

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>>17772912
>It would be a case of "Alright, SOME life is okay and nice." While hugging me for warmth
Awwww. I like her.
>>17772875
The ol' baronness eh

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>>17772868
I wanna teach Canadian MGs the great American sport of baseball!

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>>17772917
Yep.
Watching them play Tampa tonight.

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>>17772875
>>17772912
Ancient evils sound fun. Having to keep her corruption in check so she doesn't start turning everyone into lust filled fiends sounds nice. "Righteous" anons keeping powerful evils under control with their love and cocks is always interesting.

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>>17772921
Yezir.
>>17772945
I see it less being righteous and more just indulging in her, which does have the beneficial side effect (for others) of her focusing less on her natural desire to dominate others and more on her desire to explore myself and play the power struggle. The way I see it, these kinds of beings have never known defeat or anything close to it, and suddenly thanks to their new forms they can easily experience it in the form of The Cock. Though they'd each react differently, I imagine mine would be exhilarated by the sensation of being truly powerless in some situations against something so seemingly simple as love. That's also why I imagine her as a true switch instead of just always dominating all the time, which you'd think given her interests and background- having never experienced weakness or being dominated before herself its a huge fetish that she rarely tires of, though she enjoys it both ways.

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>>17772945
Could always just encourage hedonism to the point that they're too busy on 'enjoying' themselves to try and do any real evil.

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>>17772484
>>17772821
I guess.
Just really like the idea of sons undergoing body changes influenced by their mother and sister. If the where adopted from childbirth.
Something i think would work well in monster girl city stories.

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>>17772945
>Ancient Lich wants to kill everyone in a village and raise them as undeads
>Anon Drinks several experimental potions
>Dicks her for two days strait
>She lays in bed aftar all that
>"Wasn't I supposed to be doing something?"
>"...It was probably something unimportant anyway."

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>>17772863
But does her vagina glow like the bowels of Hell. This is important because that horn in her forehead makes me think of Diablo's soul stone.

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>>17772934
The blues losing to Tampa made me sad.

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>>17772863
I would hope she remained an evil mastermind, but was more like Team Rocket tier in practice. As time went on, I'd hope I could shift her values to a healthy Chaotic Neutral.

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>>17772792
>a succubus will never monsterize you and become a loving, doting onee-sama
>you will never get to become a nerdy succubus who loves science and fucking

I can't help but feel that I was born in the wrong reality.

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>>17773073

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I will help my alp bestfriend go through her new transformation.
I will be support her in her most recent mma fight.

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>>17773031
>Team Rocket with MGs
Now I’m imagining a Kejourou with Jessie’s hair. And I love it.

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>>17772863
>Your little monster daughter destroyed half your garden with a tantrum after you told her not to put bugs in her mouth.
>Of course you cant control her and she flies to the top of a tower
>March into some fancy smancy meeting your wife has and demand she help take care of her daughter once in a while.
>She walks behind you with her head in shame while her underlings grin.
>You point to her daughter and she go's to fetch her, tells her she will banish her to another dimension if she doesn't listen to daddy.
>Daughter pouts in tears and lets you take her in your arms.
>Walk your wife back to her meeting to apologize to the monsters their for interrupting.
>Wife tells you it isn't necessary but you say its only proper, even if she is practically begging you.
>Apologize to everyone in the large hall sitting around the table.
>Pull softly on your wife's protruding shoulder bones so you can kiss your wife goodbye on her cheek with your daughter in your arms.
>Hear snickers as you turn around followed by a whooshing sound and a shriek.
>Ask your daughter if she would like burned bacon for diner.

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>>17773100
>MMA fighter Alp
I’ll take two please.

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>>17772966
>>17772975
I want my ancient evil waifu to beat me when i come to seal her away and corrupt me. After breaking my connection with the light she keeps me for herself and despite my loss everyone from my village thinks im a hero since she is no longer a imminent threat on the town.

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Centaur Dark Mages

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>>17773156
smell like barns all the same.

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>>17772800
>Upon capturing a human man, in most cases, they would completely wring out every last drop of a man's mana, killing him

I've seen way too many succubi-related porn end up like this. In spite of MGE's flaws, I'm honestly glad that KC goes the hugbox route. Having a perfect succubus girlfriend without any drained-to-death bullshit is the better way to go.

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>>17773151
After the initial mindblowing sex, would she wake up in bed with you with an apologetic smile and snuggle you saying you'll like it better now, or will she revel in her victory and treat you like a slave for a bit until she settles in more?

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>>17773162
I like the drain to death stuff

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>>17773162
Good taste. Honestly, I don't think vanilla succubutts are boring at all. They seem like sweet waifu material that can suit any desire.

>>17773172
Disgusting.

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Two quick new commissions came in!

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>>17773183
F A T

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>>17773183
Gonna grope that wock.
The meat NEEDS to be groped.

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>>17773183

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>>17773093
I just want a simple life as a scientist/engineer and actually have a loving older sister, man. At least robot girls will be real soon.

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>>17773188
>>17773189
I maintain that statement.
Grope
THat
WOCK

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>>17773183
>>17773189
Hips need to be wider to balance out the pudge.

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>>17772654
You shouldn't be.

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>>17773167
Dream scenario, a bit of both. Ill wake up in her bed with pink satin sheets and she will begin to tease me on her victory over me. I start to panic because i cant sense the light inside of me anymore nor can I hear the "gods". She notices and starts to comfort me as best as she can saying we can worship each other now that we have become "one". I ask what she means and she telepathically speaks to me much to my fright and confusion. The rest of the day is spent casually getting to know each other outside of battle and sex.

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>>17773194
I'd say more height if anything. Make her too wide and she'll end up looking like the girls in a vore pic.

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>>17773189
Tails don't work like that.

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>>17773204
>Powerful girls going from gloating and haughty to caring and reassuring
Its a fine, sophisticated wine, that. Great in many scenarios.

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>>17772851
But anything they get into they get REALLY into. So she's bound to collect everything, complete every game she gets into 100%, etc. And then celebrate with sex.

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>>17772808
Kind of interesting actually. They're like really horny OCD, what with wanting to keep a perfect room ready for any moment, focusing laser-narrow on a single task at a time, and such.

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If my greatest wish is to become a Knight Errant, would Eros steel my heart so that I never leave such a path?

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>Be interested in lifting and getting fit.
>Succubutt wife gets into it because she's curious. muscled
>She gets into it
>End up with a hugely muscled succubus wife.

Well thats nice.

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>>17772484
I really wish people would stop with this pseudo-monster boy memefuckery.

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>>17773271
Its damn nice.

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Remember to bathe your Dragon twice daily with fresh coins!

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>>17773277
It was posted hours ago and pretty much ignored, it would have been better probably if you ignored it too.

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>>17773285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vvjftVQj0E

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>>17773271
I like this, because she wouldn't act like a typical minotaur or other musclemonster either. She'd still be a seductive and cutesy at times Succubutt- just with huge muscles that have a nice girlish layer of softness over them.
I'd ask her every day if she'd let me oil her up.

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>>17773278
That it is.
The addition of new angles to succubi make them far more attractive.

>>17773301
A perfect description right there.

She'd probably come up after a workout, telling you what her newest lifting record is while eagerly hoping you pat her head or congratulate her.

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>>17773314
And that I would.
See its most believeable for the fantasy of a really sub musclegirl.
I'd take her in the shower right there and promise to pump into her for every pound she was able to squat. Seeing her back flex as she's bent against the shower wall and feeling her tail (which even that is muscular) wrap around my wrist would be absolute bliss. Followed by washing up and heading into the luxury hot tub and having her hold me in her lap, as we continue to kiss and lovingly feel each other up, relaxing her muscles.

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>>17773321
Exactly.
Easiest way to do it without stepping on toes.

Mating press is best cause you can feel her muscles working against you.

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Is your childhood succubus friend joining you for sports and activities and doing her very hardest at them a good sign she likes you?

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>>17773141
Do you want her to headlock an ogre hitting on you?

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>>17773333
Dear lord can you imagine the cuteness when you approach climax and she leglocks you- HARD- to the point where its pleasing feeling her muscles going full force but it's quite tight and a bit painful, then afterward she's frantically apologizing and fussing over you and rubbing your legs?
>"Im sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry baby! Are you hurt?! I'll call a doctor, oh no, please stay still, let me rub them all better-"
Would stifle her fretting by pulling her head in and deeply kissing her, feeling her tense, powerful taught muscles go from tightened in worry to loosened and hanging at her sides as she realizes there's nothing to worry about.

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>>17773341
Try doing harem protagonist shit like "accidentally" grabbing her or falling on top of her if she doesn't get mad there's a good chance she does

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>>17773285
Here, these will help.

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>>17773353
Mofulings! We've been had!

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>>17773350
Would be good, especially should she get pregnant from such a thing.

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>>17773353
...Are the tanukis paying people in cookies?
Is that why the wurms are getting chubby?

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>>17773277
>>17773290
I just think making human males drift in certain directions with their growth and demeanor makes for fun stories.
since you kinda know what to expect from them without having to write out their entire personality.
its why writing monstegirls can make for easy short stories. if you say oni. you already know 80% of what the writer wants to do with this character.

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>>17773364
I think its a cool idea and liked the greentext, but there's just some people that are always going to reject it

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>>17773364
Thing is the guy in your short story didn't seem to really have any displayed personality. He just was sleepy and had an aura that calmed down bullies. Everyone in it felt kind of flat as a character.

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>>17772792
>those who become “elder sisters” will actively assist their “younger sisters” in finding husbands.

"Enough 'trial runs' -- let Onee-san help set things in motion!"

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I want to bypass all of the typical human courtship of making small talk with a girl, and just grab a succubus' tail instead

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>>17773390
GIRLS
BONDING
ITS
CUTE
2017

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>>17773402
I want to grope one's horns

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>>17772808
Didn't the Succubus Guidebook also detail how they obsessively stalk their man out for months while disguised as a human chick?
>>17773390
Give me the Succubooty brohan.

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>>17773390
>the time has come
and so have I. Would impregnate both of them.

>>17773355
>>17773362
Worse. It's the fabled Neko gold, gold coins minted in the shape of cats. They are only legal tender at Tanuki establishments.

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Pizzabus is a great role model older sister. She got her man easy, I'm sure Imoutobus will find a guy in no time!

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>>17773390
>Pizzabus starts talking up her 'younger sister' to all the guys she delivers to
Good Nee-chan.

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>>17773413
Pizzabus had it pretty easy, though. Her job lets her get around town all the time to find cute boys & show off those lethal curves. I'd bet money her husband met her on a delivery and then kept ordering from her to keep seeing her.

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>>17773409
It didn't specify the amount of time (months is what the thread here deemed as likely the longest one would wait), but yes a period of relationship disguised as human is mentioned. Here's the paragraph:

>It's said they also sometimes contact a man and deepen their relationship beforehand. The charming female traveler you met at the bar who gave you a suggestive look, and the simple and cute little girl at the general store who always soothes you with her smiles may possibly be succubi who are watching you the way a tiger watches its prey, aiming for more “delicious sex”.

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>>17773418
>I'm serious sir, she's got a vagina like a velvet vice. Oh, and such a great sense of humor once she opens up to someone!

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>>17773423
>Future husband of Pizzabus keeps ordering from her
>She cocks a hip one time and teases him that he might start putting on weight if he keeps ordering so much pizza
>Guy joins a gym in a panic afraid he'll turn her off
>She giggles when she sees him at the same gym the next day
>It was her plan all along. She is a succubus after all.

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>>17773442
This the same gym she does aerobics at?

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>>17773433
>Pizzabus begging her husband to let her spy on her imouto's first 'date' (or rather disguising herself as a human to scout out the male)
>Husband says only if she keeps a distance
>Cut to Pizzabus hiding in a bush spying on the proceedings with a ">:3" face

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>>17773448
I want to be in the aerobics room doing ab workout when a wave of monstergirls come in for a session trapping me in and forcing me to dance along with them.

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>>17773442
You don't even have to eat the pizza. Just order it as an excuse to see her & give it away to that one wolf and her boyfriend next door.

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>>17773448
Of course, where else? Its all a ploy to get him to see her in that tight leotard gyrating and bouncin around to the 80's music.

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>>17773456
It would make sense if the Wolfu was a big strongfat broodmother type.
You're making better neighbors and seeing your crush all at the same time! And it only costs 10.99$... plus tip.

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>>17773464
The only question is, when does it stop being $10.99 plus tip and start being $10.99 plus 'tip'.

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>>17773458
But he gets to see her dance at home all the time!

>>17773454
How horrible it must be to have all the single MGs there gyrating on your hips in turn.

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>>17773474
We're talking about before they got together silly.
Now he gets private dances all the time with her.
Maybe he even took a class in secret from her so he can dance with her, which would be adorable.
But they had to start somewhere.
>>17773472
When he finally has the courage to ask her to come over after her shift.
Pizzabus is one of THOSE types- she needed the invite in. And he did it! He said yes!

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Poor imoutobus, even when the conversation is ostensibly about her, her onee-san Pizzabus gets more discussion.

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>>17773485
That's because Pizzabus is the correct kind of thick.

And I love hungover goat.

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>>17773485
Anon, that's not a succubus. That's a Satyr with a hangover.

Besides, have you looked at her? Pizzabus has curves that most girls would become celibate for.

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It would be quite horrible. Imagine the embarrassment you will feel if you pop a boner during the dancing and it starts distracting everyone.

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>>17773494
>It starts distracting everyone
You seem to be under the illusion that getting you uncomfortably hard in public wasn't their entire goal.

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>>17773494
I'm sure everyone would be used to it already. Poping a boner is like sneezing, epecially with the monsters saying "bless you" everytime.

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>>17773504
Be careful with your choice of words.

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>>17773485
>Imoutobus is a super shy stutterer
>Too shy to get a word in when the guys Pizzabus brings for her end up just talking to Pizzabus a lot, who means well but is so charismatic she forgets and ends up reciprocating conversation
>Usually until her husband comes in and the awkward moment comes up where he announces he's her husband and tries to direct them towards Imoutobus
>They're left alone with each other, and Imoutobus is shy and silent and nervous with each one
She'll find love! She just needs the right guy who's into protecting shy girls!

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>>17773511
Well I know one guy into protecting. He's a lawyer too, so good catch for a young maiden, eh?

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>>17773428
>It's said they also sometimes contact a man and deepen their relationship beforehand. The charming female traveler you met at the bar who gave you a suggestive look, and the simple and cute little girl at the general store who always soothes you with her smiles may possibly be succubi who are watching you the way a tiger watches its prey, aiming for more “delicious sex”.
>may possibly be succubi who are watching you the way a tiger watches its prey, aiming for more “delicious sex”.
This makes me rock hard.

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>>17773504
Thats not what I mean. Once you leave the class youre going to be swarmed by sweaty and warm monstergirls asking who got you hard. Bonus points if its 80s workout wear weekend.

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>>17773518
>Lawful good lawyer
Seems like an oxymoron. But if Paladin is as honest in his work as he presents himself, no doubt would he be a prized catch for any girl. Though there's probably someone with her eyes on him already.

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>>17772800
Must be weird accidentally walking into a prepared cave or cabin, getting overwhelmed by incense/latent magic and passing out on the bed, only to later be discovered by a succubus returning to their pleasure dome.

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>>17773518
I want to practice law with that Paladin.

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>>17773557
Lucky for you, they're looking for new associates! Gotta pass the interview with the senior partners though. How will you convince them that you are keen on "proactive dating" suits? Is the "one drop one ring" rule good law?

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>>17773566
I want Ushi to make me into her proactive date!

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>>17773566
That
Is one well dressed Paladin

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>>17773580
It's not a proactive date if you want it, then its just 'Street Lovin'" as the Kakuen youths say.

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>>17773539
I'm sure they are used to that too to the point where taking bets happens everytime.

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>>17773566
Is there a demon partner I can apprentice under? I'd like to get into contract law. Not full-on corporate law, though. I don't care if it's where the money is, fuck that shit.

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>>17773566
My contract with my wife has a clause in it making it so I've got to fight for those monster girls looking for dates so I'm very keen on protecting those poor lonely girls in the courtroom.

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>>17773588
They probably have some of the older firms.
Wrath & Pride is obviously way over any mortal's head to get into, but there may be some openings at the more local branches.
Just don't be surprised by the dark lighting and the strange language they throw around during the hiring process.

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What did anon say?

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>>17773588
There is a Demon partner, but most of her work is in non-contentious community contracts. You know, childhood friends drafting their engagement agreements, young lovers securing their marriage, that sort of thing. The work doesn't pay very well unless you get a big client, so she won't exactly have a lot of room for new associates.

A shame that you're not interested in corporate work, though, there's a Tanuki partner in her department that's looking into Merger and Acquisitions of Husbandos, which is always a hot sector.

>>17773580
That can be arranged. Just draft an application for pelvic crushing pro hac vice pendente nuptiae in Form 169, and file it with the nearest Registrar of Pelvises. Then Ms Ushi will have 3 weeks to comply (or to reject the application if married). Good luck!

>>17773584
Gotta look professional for the clients.

>>17773600
Bit of a conflict of personal interest there with the interests of the client. Often, the best option is not to litigate proactive marriages, but to encourage the two to settle out of court at the nearest Church of the Fallen God. That said, I assume your wife is clever enough to draft it in a way that makes life easy for you, so welcome to the fold.

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>>17773609
I'm filling Form 169 out in triplicate! Surely that will impress Ms Ushi!

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>>17773609
That's the kind of cold confidant Ushi that I can see saying something to the effect of
>"Do you know the only thing that turns me on more than litigation?"
>"Dick."

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Good dog!

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>>17773621
>>17773623
I'll teach you a little shortcut. If you submit the form to Ms Ushi herself, she'll marry you on the spot. After all, it's only an application for interim pelvis crushing pending marriage. You could just cut to the chase and marry her in her office.

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>>17773609
I am an Artiste. A true savant.
My life's project?
A collection of photographs in high definition capturing the exact moment of a Demon's face when a man is signing her marriage contract.
Imagine the subtlety of their expression- this one, crowning event that will literally change her life for thousands of years. This one moment in time that will never be undone or repeated for each Demon.
It would be my magnum opus, if a curator would allow me to present it.

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>>17773639
But I like foreplay...

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I want to sign a Demon's contract with a fake name.

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>>17773640
Well now, that's a respectable project. I think I know someone who can help you.

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>>17773608
Pizza isn't a breakfast

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I want to have a nice liquor drink with my Kobold waifu. We'd only drink very very rarely, but on nights like tonight something like that would be fitting.

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>>17773643
You'll have to negotiate that with her separately.

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>>17773639
>Anon in a secondhand suit enters into Ms. Ushi's office
>She's hard at work signing off on paperwork, stern and cold and intimidating as always, a Legal Tarantula
>Anon gulps and fumbles with his paperwork
>Starts to explain his position, forgetting all his rehearsed speech
>She holds up a single finger to silence him as she finishes signing off on a piece of paper, then sets it and her pen in their proper organized place and stares straight at him with folded hands
>"Yes."
>Anon stares blankly
>"Y-Yes? U-uh, yes wh-"
>"Yes I'll marry you. It's done."
>Anon blanks and stares, then starts hyperventilating, wondering if its some sort of mistake, if its a prank, if its-
>"Anon. I am an Ushi-Oni. I have been working in a law firm for upwards of a decade. I've been wearing a suit and organizing complex cases that entire time, amassing capital and spearheading some landmark cases in the process."
>She stands up, rising on all her legs
>"I have forgotten even the scent of a man that isn't a business associate. I've dedicated myself so much to my work I've started to question what my race even is. And... yet..."
>She starts climbing over he desk, her powerful legs stomping as a change seems to come over her
>"I am a monster. I am one of the most powerful, unstoppable monster species in the world. I wear three seals layered on top of each other to hold back my desires. I- I-"
>She's now standing over anon, her face having taken on a ravenous vibe, her exposed eye seeming to vibrate in her head
>"I. Need. A. Man. And. You. Came. Herrree..."
>"AND. NOW. WE- RAAAGGHEHR!"
The pounding shook the foundations of the firm that day.

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>>17773651
Tonight is definiely a good time for a little drinky-poo.

F

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>>17773645
I would be happy to have him and his lovely wife as guides at points on my travels. They'd be invited to the event much later down the line, but it would be a black tie event, if he does those...

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>>17773673
So what's more foundation breaking? That day or their official marriage night?

Also, we need an Ushi in a wedding dress, if only because I'm curious as to how you'd pull it off with that body.

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>>17773681
F indeed anon, it's a sad day.

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>>17773681
A flight of shit angels sing thee to thy rest

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that many knightly types exist in the world, some even coming from unexpected places.

Don't poke fun at the tanuki knight, she gets paid for a well done duty, not by scamming the peasants.

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>>17773688
Well, here's our Ushi model. Also I'm pretty sure there's that one image of a blushing Ushi in a wedding dress floating around somewhere.

>>17773682
He'll be delighted to attend the event! Hell, he could even pull a few strings to have the faces of these loving Demons immortalised in a Museum of Eros, to inspire lovers throughout the ages. I'm sure the curators would agree with him.

>>17773700
>Tanuki Knights templar
>set up the first international bank using the wealth of pilgrims travelling to the First Church of Eros
>purged (read: subsumed into the Sabbath) for worshipping Baphomets

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>>17773650

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>>17773709
>Tanuki Knight Templar

That works so well, that it got a chuckle out of me.

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>>17773682
>Eros Paladin and his Cupid at a black tie event
>Her dress is absolutely stunning, completely gorgeous and sheer, many fashion bigwigs beg her right on the red carpet to join their firm
>Then in walks the Paladin, bulging out of his tux, sweeping her off her feet and laying a big manly smooch on her as he dips her with one arm and flexes with the other
I love those two.

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>>17773608
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

[Anonymous No.]

Shy Succubi are cute Succubi.

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>>17773736
A little shy?
Very shy?
Or (my personal favorite) absolutely terrified of her crush and hyperventilating and nearly having a heart attack when he approaches her and in need of protecting?
Its the third, that's the correct answer.

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>>17773736
Shy succubutt a cute

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>>17773609
I wanna snuggle my cute Demon waifu and stroke her beautiful red hair.

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>>17773745
That's really cute.
does she ever snare PallyNurse?

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>>17773770
Eventually

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/K2rwxs1gH9w

ITS TIME BOYS AND GHOULS

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>>17773755
>A Demon comes to our world prepared to offer lavish promises in exchange for contracts as her kind is often required to do back in MGE land
>Anon doesn't want power, wealth or ability, he just asks to be allowed to brush her hair every night
Smug sex demon not so smug since being pampered.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that the best way to get your daughterus to stop misbehaving is with long, painful cunny spankings!

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>>17773798
How do you feel about honey cunny anon?
https://imgur.com/HTamBwg

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>>17773798
>>17773802
Absolutely cancerous.

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>>17773802
looks like it needs a spanking!

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>>17773745
>This was three years ago
Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a monster girl based around luck? I want to see how Fortuna made out after the new DL took over.

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>>17773813
No anon, that was closer to four years ago than it was to three years ago.

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>>17773790
>Have skeleton girlfriend
>Shes got thighs and hips like DAMN and WOW and GAT BLESS but is flat as a board up top
>quiet girl too
>One day at the mall with her as halloween is coming up
>Pass by a Dark Mage dressed as a Sorceress
>Skeleton GF holds your hand tighter
>Pass by an Apophis dressed as a slutty cop
>Skeleton GF holds you arm with hers
>Pass by a Holstaur dressed as an idol
>Skeleton GF is practically hanging off of you now, her teeth chattering like they do when she's upset
>Pull her aside to a quiet area
>Keep her standing with your hands on her hips as you bend down
>Place your head softly over her chest and hug her tight while rubbing her back
>The chattering stops and a little satisfied moan eeps out
>Stand up and hug her head close to your own chest so she can hear your heartbeat
>When finally you pull away, she's got the smallest of little satisfied smiles
>Smile back and lightly kiss her before heading back into the mall, unphased by all of the meaty tittymonsters around

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>>17773813
Not a fan of nostalgia trips?

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>>17773824
Mimic and Jinn maybe

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>>17773829
A cute.
As an added bonus, she'd be a great deterrent of Mist Continent monstergirls.

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>>17773390
>>17773409
>>17773428
>>17773511
>>17773736
>>17773742
I guess she'll have to do a few double dates with Pizzabus before she gets the confidence to do it by herself

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>>17773844
Here we go.

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>>17773844
>pizzabus comes late on purpose

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>>17773844
THE GLASSES
MUH HEART

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>>17773844
>megane
>ribbed turtleneck
>sidetail
A CUTE! Would bend the knee in a heartbeat if she wanted it.

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>>17773844
Disguise game on point though! You're in the door Shycubus! Slow and steady!

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>>17773844
>>17773847
I'm almost certain shycubus' boyfriend has instructions to take her to the restaurant first, and to take her to a hotel after if their friends don't show up. Pizzabus and boyfriend never intended to show up this time.

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>>17773844
Human-disguised pizzabus and hubby must be on their way

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>>17773844
If this is the same night that Mechanic Anubis is on her date in another part of town and that shot of pizza and her man on the bus was on the way here pre-disguise, we'd have a real fine slice of life on our hands

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>>17773857
She strikes me as being less effective at disguises. That's cute in it's own way, though.

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>>17773863
>The majority of Latenight's MGC images all happen within a span of 24 hours
DEEPEST
L
O
R
E

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>>17773844
Is it actually Pizzabus' just boyfriend, or is he actually her fiance/husband and that's just so the disguised double date isn't awkward?
>>17773865
It really is the deepest lore. Pictures worth thousands of words.

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>>17773844
The reveal is going to be the event of the century. This would be the only version of “This is the real me” I’d be happy with.

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>>17773844
Are they on a double date? Maybe with mechanubis and her boyfriend?

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>>17773865
>Meanwhile another anon is getting wrapped up at the Mofu club
>While Mini is bragging to her coworker that she got out of having to do an extra shift
>And another Anon is witnessing crazy events unfold at the bar with a hotdog eating contest and an Oni barmaiden who has an eye on him

Sing us a song, you're the Drawfag guy
Sing us a song, Latenight
For we're all in the mood for some monstergirls
And you got us feeling alright

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>>17773878
Don't forget the partying Mantises.

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>>17773878
>>17773881
And another night at the MGC Bar.

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>>17773885
I want latenight to do more things with Backpacker Anon.

He must travel all across the world, and see all kinds of exotic Monster Girls.

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>>17773881
>You must chug.
>Yes, you must drink that beverage.
>Drink.
>The party is now getting wild.
>Indeed.

Total party animals.

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>>17773830
Hell, throw up the last one for completion's sake.

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>>17773896
>>17773881
Oh god they're adorable, would marry both.

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>>17773878
I’m still worried for that one drunk anon about to become a main course accompanied by Fava Beans and a nice Chianti

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>>17773903
Nani sore?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you were to get completely assimilated by a Shoggoth? Would you 'merge' into a single entity, become a clone of her, or be two minds sharing the same body or what?

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>>17773793
I really want to snuggle a Demon really bad.
Even better if it's my childhood friend fantasy.

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>>17773869
>Shycubus says there's something he needs to know and starts undisguising
>Meme-savy anon is screaming explatives in his head thinking "If this is like that comic I swear to fuck"
>Shycubus reveals her gorgeous succubus self
>Anon: EverythingWentBetterThanExpected.jpg

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>>17773895
He's a married man, though.

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>>17773905
That shit doesn't happen anon.

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>>17773914
Thank fuck. I was worried that having an eldritch waifu would fuck me over like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773881
>>17773885
I wish I could open a bar in MGC

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>>17773905
It's not quite like that.
You have to take all the chaos profiles with a grain of salt and look at them as having a tinge of humor and intentional ambiguity to them. The truth is much more mundane than anything like that, for all our fun thread memes of massive cosmic conspiracies or giant hulking coatmonsters or things like that.
Even the Spider Transformation of the Nacho is easily reversible at will. The scholar asks if he can talk to the husband and the guy easily transforms back on command right then and there, though his wife is huffy about it.
Think of it more like a 'What goes on in the bedroom stays in the bedroom' kind of thing as opposed to a 'permanent change and uncontrollable body horror' thing.

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>>17773904
I don't have it saved, but an anon is admiring a fox-looking girl's tongue and asking how long does it go? She replies, wanna find out?

[Anonymous No.]

Rata-chan here! Live for today's Winterstown news report!

Local Ice Dragon, and celebrity, Anastasia Frostfire will be coming to the city hall to accept this month's tribute! Word has it that she's looking to start a relationship, so good luck to you single men out there who are looking to marry her!

In more serious news, gangs of Ice Wolves have become more aggressive! Moving closer to town as winter picks up! Remember to take care when going out at night!

Later we have an interview with a local butcher, who shares his secret to dealing with a pack of hungry Wendigos!

Also, can frequent hugs prevent frostbite? We'll be revealing the top 10 benefits of having a long, warm embrace!

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>>17773937
Did the great ice queen panty raid ever get solved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773937
Support local Winterstown businesses! Protest the proposed TanukiMart buy-out of lot 12!

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>>17773937
Let me guess, that last report just 'happens' to be sponsored by the Snuggle Scouts

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>>17773911
That's why he's ordering extra meat to-go
>Ritsu-animeme.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773937
Rumors of the Ice Wolves being led by a rare Ice Hound- true or false?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773937
I want to hug that fluffy tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773914
>>17773923
>>17773917

>they don't know or they think they won't get mindfucked

Ah, watching people fool around with eldritch abominations is always a treat. First it's just "friends with benefits", then it's "living together with my wife", followed by "replacing everything in my house with eldritch slime", finishing with "becoming one with my lover for an eternity".

And by the time that happens, you've already experienced complete identity death and have become a squirming, sprawling mass of appendages and slime. A mere copy and paste of the 'innocent girl' you dared to love.

Or in some rare cases, it's this weird shit were the resulting thing always uses this "we" talk and acts really creepy, giggling and moaning all of the time.

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>>17773973
>Try to hug Rata-chan's tail while she's reporting live.
>Rush in and start molesting it.
>Without reacting her tail coils around you and holds you up.
>Doesn't stop her report at all.

Professional Newsquirrel.

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>>17773979
Go clean your feathers, faggot birddog

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>>17773986
Gee, I wonder "who" could be behind this post. I'm wisened up to your eldritch tricks. Secretly seizing control of society with your doppelgangers won't save you from divine punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773844
What a cute human. It's good to see there's pure girls with all those succusluts running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773972
If so, that's all the more reason to be cautious.
They make Ice Queens look positively cordial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773991
Tekeli-lick my balls cyka

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774003
KIKI BREEKI ANUU

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773991
95% of shoggoths are completely harmless and won't even assimilate you. This is completely basesless anti-shoggoth propaganda designed to bully cute harmless creatures. If you've ever met a shoggoth you'd know for a fact we would never assimilate or mindfuck you. They just want to clean your house and cuddle with their mastah, how could you say such hateful things about them? I have plenty of shoggoth friends who are perfectly normal. I'm your everyday run of the mill human man and I work a 9-5 job, I hang out with my shoggoth friends all the time, none of them have ever tried to assimilate me or rape me. There's zero proof that they've "replaced your politicans". They're harmless creatures.

The dangerous ones live in antartica anyways. Go fuck yourself.

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>>17773995
>Little wendigo sisters come across the Ice Hound one day while walking home from school
>They just stare at her as she stares back with a cold icy smile and a finger to her lips
>Littlest wendigo holds up her hand and waves
>Ice Hound makes a devious smile and waves sadistically back before slinking back out of sight into the snow
>Wendigo sisters continue home forgetting the experience as just a friendly wave

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774026
>If you've ever met a shoggoth you'd know for a fact we would never assimilate or mindfuck you
>we

Nice try, shog

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW so depressed and trapped IRL that imagining my Waifu doesn't make me happy, because I know she only exists in my head

Even pic related doesn't make me feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774097

I hear ya, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774026
See? Anti shoggoth propaganda is all the Kikis fault!

REMOVE DOGBIRD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774202
Tekeli-li~! Dogbird enemy of shogkind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774239
>>17774202
>Eldritch terrors feel threatened by house spirits wielding brooms
Really makes me think.

[Anonymous No.]

So was the "making-of" of kamaitachi posted/translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774239
Dogbirds don't deserve headpats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774249
Dogbirds are bad maids, they want to get stroked and cherished by Mastah instead of stroking and cherishing him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774260
Telling lies does you no favors, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774251
>Ignoring the fur
So close yet so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774266
I have evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774301
Two-way relationships are the healthiest, precisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774304
>dogbird wants to be Mastah's wife
Maids don't have two-way relationships. They're employees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774308
That's really quite unfortunate for the shog. How sad that her master doesn't even love her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774312
Shoggoth are a slave race, they're used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774329
Do Shoggs enjoy the company of the albino Penguins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774334
Penglets, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774346
Cute little onahole Penguins are fine too, but bigger is truly better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774352
>koutei
>not a little onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774357
She's a large onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774097
Don't worry anon we will have AGI in around 10 to 15 years so ya'll just gotta wait and you too can have pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>17765749
I want consentecles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774312
>There was once a Shoggoth who fell in love with a human, and wished to earn his love. She followed him back to his hometown, assumed the identity of a maid girl, and offered her housecleaning services to him for free.
>She did everything for him. She made his meals, she made his bed, she cleaned up the empty bottles after strange women visited the night before, she cleaned the toilets, she washed his clothes, she did everything for him. Day and night, she slaved her life away in order to serve him, to earn his affection.
>Years passed, then decades. Despite the passage of time, she continued to work. Endlessly. Every time she tried to get close to him, she was brushed off. Every time she tried to spend time with him, she was sent away to do some duty or task. He never once showed a speck of appreciation for her. Despite this, she continued to serve him, in hopes of one day earning his affection. She hid her sadness deep inside, and continued to pursue that wondrous fantasy in her mind. She ignored the times he would hit her. She made herself forget the words he called her. She focused only on winning his love.
>Then, one day, it ended. The man came home in a tuxedo and told her that he had gotten married. He told her that her service was appreciated, but it was time for her to go. He told her that he had no use for her in his future, and that her presence would only disturb others. Hearing this, she quietly nodded and left, never to return again.

>Years later, another expedition team went to Antarctica. Scientists around the world have taken a fond liking of the strange creatures in the caves: writhing masses of slime, tentacles, and eyeballs. Some of them are silent, others shriek night and day for some unknown reason.
>A Shoggoth follows the expedition team back to their country. The eternal cycle of heartbreak begins anew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774366
Delete this. DELI-LITE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774359
She's a penglet.

[Anonymous No.]

Been playing me some Fractured but Whole and I really like the idea of some MG kids playing superheroes, I need it!
Paladin-chan can be the senator Kelly -type villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774405
Forgot image, dagnabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774404
Better shortstack than tallflat, GP-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774410
False.

[Anonymous No.]

>>177743>>17774404
So you're telling us that you won't consider anything less than a BIG emperor penguin with thick insulation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774430
Anything less than swimming bird Iori just isn't gonna cut it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774419
Shortstack monster girls have the ability to cheer you up, make you feel comfortable and are literally built for sex.
Tallflat monster girls might make good friends at best and that's being generous.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon did you know that a man can thrive on a diet of nothing but whole milk?
>not just survive, thrive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17768787
The name roughly translates into, "flame of wisdom baphomet".

She's the leader of an extremist branch of Sabbath that wants to convert all of mankind into lolicons, but also is inclusive of oppai lolis.
They send lolis after kings and take over, placing entire kingdoms under their control.

Anyhow, it's pure heresy. Sabbath would never accept oppai lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak behind a Lich that is working on something and start to fondle her while she tries to keep focus on what she is doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774459
>also is inclusive of oppai lolis
Now this is my kind of a Sabbath branch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774480
You get a prize if you manage to make her moan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774447
When you hug a flat you are closer to her heart than you would be if she was non-flat. Flatties are therefore the most romantic girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774363
But what if decreasing EROEI, economic trouble, and an increasing rate of infrastructural decay delays the advancement of AI, or my already pieced-together life falls apart before then? Or the worst option of all. We get a paperclip maximizer by accident.

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>>17774496
>After weeks of trying and training you finnaly make her moan
>Out of nowhere a Lilim shows up and hands you a trophy and congratulate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774490
There has to be a great story behind how a Baphomet learned to love oppai.

>>17774497
That's a good argument, but I still doubt that a monster girl with no assets can show more emotions to her man than a compact bundle of love of softness.

[Anonymous No.]

All you filthy daughteru dickers need to stop making excuses.
"Oh, she wants to love me in the same way mommy does."
"It's good for their development."
"Father's milk is high in spirit energy."

Just no. May you never have cuddly bundles of joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774534
Lolihags are better anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774534
>Adopteru while being a singe father
Okay to dick
>Biological daughteru with a waifu
You sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774550
Perverted dom lolihags > genki cute lolihags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774550
But what happens when you finally get the lolihag pregnant with a daughter that looks exactly like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774553
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774556
I be a responsible parent and completely shoot down their pranks of pretending to be the other because I know them far too well to be fooled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774553
Sadistic yandere lolihags are the absolute best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774553
Cold and calculating lolihags with a hint of ancient evil are the best lolihags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774504

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774504
Paperclip making AI but instead of paper clips it makes waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774567
I want a Bapho that sometime mutters something about the knights templar and finally bringing true balance to the world

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink Sandworm milk no matter the cost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774611
Cute Baphomet falling asleep on your lap while you stroke her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774629
I would love a tubby little baphomet that enjoys her sweets and having her hair stroked when she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774453
I like tits, but there is no way I'd put meat aside. A man needs to eat meat to feel meaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773937
>>17773962
1. Warm Yeti hugs
2. Snuggle Scout brand snuggle scarves for sharing with your hugger
3. Being hugged by 2 Yetis at the same time
4. Snuggle Scout brand Cuddle Time Tea for long hugging
5. More Yeti hugs
6 through 10 are "Yeti marriage" as the local Scouts give Rata-chan a complimentary snuggle scarf

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that whenever you look at porn there might be a Ghost nearby taking notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774637
My imouto better not be getting tubby from sweets. I'll have to make sure she eats her vegetables and gets her exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774480
>Thai one time Lich-sensei forgot to wear pants to class

What a thoughtful Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774737
This is exactly how you end up with a pouty Baphomet who refuses to eat her broccoli and jumps you when you insist on it.
Your pride will be shattered when you get raped dry by your tubby imouto.

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>>17774744
That would be kinda funny to see.
A Lich who has locked herself up in her studies for years and year and has come to the point of not understanding social norms anymore. She meets anon and she tries to get back into "normal life". She keeps messing up all the time and anon has to fix it and save her from herself.

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>>17774751
>She floats around naked
>Whenever she sees something she wants she steals it using magic
>She occasionally raises undead to so some mundane task for her and then release them in the streets
It took her centuries to develop those bad habits. How long will it take her to stop them?

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>>17774751
>Take her to a restaurant
>She decides on a roast chicken after you explain how things work
>When it comes she uses her tools to dissect it before looking at you
>"This bird died of disemboweling or blood loss. Attempts to burn the corpse caused the burning."
>"This cannot be used for my experiments."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774690
Everytime you fap you are fucking a ghost without noticing.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw MGE World would universally have no Tragedy based arts

Imagine if Dark Souls ended with lighting the flame but instead it ended with an Ignis embracing the MC.

Never mind something like Oedipus which wouldn't even make it close to a stage.

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>>17774747
If she tries that I'll cut off her candy for a month. Also, she has to sit in the corner and think about what she did.

I don't care if she's over 300 years my senior. If my imouto is misbehaving she's going to be punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774787
Lich is now interested in food science

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774802
I want to naizuri this Elf until she cries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774802
It should be noted that so long as the ending is happy and sexy monsters seem to be able to enjoy tragic aspects to stories:

>As for the literature and drama preferred by monsters, there is love and romance incorporated into everything from stories, to plays and autobiographies, and many of them have sex scenes. Monsters especially like the sort of thing where a tragic or unreasonable turn of events is overcome by a male hero, and monsters, and they finally have a lascivious happy ending. Many monsters are highly sensitive, and they're able to get absorbed in a story. They put themselves and their husbands in the role of hero and heroine, and empathize. At the same time they enjoy a story, they envision passionate trysts and sex almost like in the story.

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>>17774798
Spooky.
I can only imagine how sad they get when you wipe away your seed.

>>17774802
You can have plenty of tragedy on the human side. I love the idea of a man broken by his horrendous life in human land gets healed after being kidnapped by a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774097
Now I just miss my real mom. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774824
Bittersweet endings are the best. I can only imagine how upset monsters would be when seeing something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774824
>Happy ending in Tragedy stories
>Tragedy stories with a Happy ending

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774854
Well, I could see some workarounds for it, but I'm not sure they'd be pure tragedy at that point either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774820
>Test: Does food taste better with anons cum on it?
>Conclusion: Yes
>Test: Does food taste better when anons cum is used as an ingredients?
>Conclusion: Yes, but less then previous test
>Test: Does different types of food increases anons virility
>Conclusion: Only food from demon realms (different realms test pending). Meat is shown to be far better than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774854
Monsters can't deal with human sadness and most things end with sex. If you want some feels the only way is to go the human route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774872
If it wasn't for KC fixing this with OPMANAOMANA or something, that would be fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774872
For example, they'd probably be okay with the Odyssey, as long as Odysseus made love to Penelope with his years of pent up love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774813
Baphomets are weird. They're more powerful than any onee-san type monster girl yet they only want an onii-chan to treat her like a common imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774895
It's okay if no one dies and everyone has has sex or if those who die become undead and live a happy life afterwards.

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>>17774911
I think I can kind of understand it. Can't really put it into words, but people will want strange things no matter how they act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17771477
Now I am imagining a lilim doing that "YOU WILL OBEY" thing from shadow of mordor

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774928
Is it like how people in power and control like to be submissive for sex?

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>>17774945
I wouldn't know much about that. Is that what happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774915
So instead of killing the suitors and maids, they used demon silver and sent them out of the house?

[Anonymous No.]

If Monster girls watched Pokemon they might get the idea of inventing a Pokeball that works on humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774952
Oh shit

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>>17774952
Or they might think it’s acceptable to hide in tall grass in wait and attack a man when he walks by.

They might even try to take a husband if they stand in front of a doorway and see a man cross their path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774950
Sure, they made them fuck each other until no one was there to bother them.

>>17774952
>monsters and humans throwing pokeballs at each other
Snowball fight is in the past now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774956

Don't forget the Monster girl in your starting village who talks about how cool technology is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774911
Power is isolating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774964
>power is isolating
I want to find a lonely and powerful jaded dragon so I can sit down and talk to her, listening to all of her complaints and worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774952
It would also cause a raging war between the monster girls who want to get caught by their trainer, and the monster girls who want to catch a man and train him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774945
I think it's more that she's so strong, she longs for the feeling of being protected by another person. That's why they want partners that are actually stronger than them, as rare as those are. Those people won't be afraid of their power either, they'll just be two very close people.

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>>17774956
>Kikimora hides in the tall grass, hoping to jump out and snag a master
>Anon finds her distracted from her original goal as she scrubs at her dress while bitching about grass stains
>Anon asks her if she's okay
>"Yes, yes, I'm totally fine. Please move along, I'm very busy."
>She realizes what just happened after he's gone
>"Wait, no, come ba- oh dammit! Why does this keep happening?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774970
What if she told you that every night she dreams of encountering a legendary Knight who will MERE her using his dragonslayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774989
I'd laugh and tease her too much about it. I'd go straight to her side, put my arm on her shoulder and whisper sweet slaying on her ear before laughing a bit more.
It would be nice to see how much she caould take before trying to rape me so we could have a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Phantoms conjure up arrays of outfits for the rolls they want to play in their chuuni fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775025
I don't know too many different characters named roll, but I'm sure there are endless numbers of roles they could play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775025
role*
Godammit I'm still waking up.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't it like 2PM for you Beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774824
So do not give monsters books with sad endings like 1984, Brave New World. Now if we really want them to cry we give them Its All Quiet on the Western Front.

This cant go badly at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774963
>My mom isn’t like other large mice! She’s in the top percentage of large mice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775066

Surely it's fine to make them watch movies like Grave of the Fireflies or 5 centimeters per second.

[Anonymous No.]

New wife commission finished.
I really like this artist's zankuro-inspired artstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775073
>Grave of the Fireflies
That movie makes me cry like a bitch. I wonder how a monster girl would react to that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774989
>You want to get dominated by a dragon
>She wants to be dominated by a dragon slayer
>Partner up with her to find your loved ones
>As time goes on you become the dragon's best friend and she opens up now
>End up actually finding and marrying the ones you desired after a long and harsh jorney

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775071
>My girlfriend isn’t like other large mice! She’s in the top percentage of large mice!
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775071
>Youngster Joey approaches you for a battle
>"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
>Somewhere behind him you hear an extra voice chime in: "And easy to remove too." followed by some giggl
>A large group of mouse girls swarm and overwhelm Joey, ignoring you and carrying him off to who knows where.
>You still inexplicably get money as if you had won the battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775081
Showing them The Boy in the Striped Pajamas is worse.
That movie did things to my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775099
Imagine telling them that that is a historical movie and that shit like that actually happened.
That shit fucks ME up I don't know how a monster girl would take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775077
She could shatter swords with that booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775110
Shit fucked me up too, I dont think they could handle it. Hotel Rwanda is another one that would fuck them up harder since that was recent.

Half of them would break down and cry, the other half would go full yan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775099
How about showing a Kobold the Plague Dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775121
>Demon extremist use these movies as propaganda to show that humans can't take care of themselves and that they need to take over and make sure that we don't keep fucking ourselves over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775111
Gazerfag's gazer has the biggest gazer butt. If only she would clean it up.

Though I guess it makes sense to make herself unattractive to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775127
Thats what i hoped for. We've talked about this before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775127

They would also use games like Fallout or anything post-apocalypse themed for the same effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775127
My favorite is their version of Independence Day with monstergirls saving the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775127
>Devil sees one of those ridiculous infomercial where a man hurts himself doing the easiest task
>Ends up babying her Anon because she thinks every human is as incapable as the ones of that scary video

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775098
Youngster Joey is off living the dream

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I'm going to show waifu and other monsters?

The canadian workplace accidents psa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775160
You should start with this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSU4g2wL9Oc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775161
That's exactly the one I had in mind. It would be enough to make every monster cuddle their husband and never let go.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L42n7slyPj8

or this one, that has a dad talking about taking his family on vacation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17774956

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775167
There are no accidents, especially when your Tanuki wife has forbid you from doing anything in the upper 50% of workplace risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775173
Well the hell with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775071
Is this your mouse ?https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65092051

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775077
You’re making me want a buttjob from a gazer, gazerfag

[Anonymous No.]

What does your daughteru want to be for halloween anon?

It's only two weeks away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775173

There are so many PSAs on car safety/accidents that any MG would probably never want to ride in one, let alone want to drive one

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to join the Eros Paladins today and learn how to make any monster girl swoon for you. Even ancient evils won't be able to resist heart-pupiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775187
I dunno, ask her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775187
naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775187
Who knows? Probably a tree.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you imagine how over the top PSAs made by the Order or Monster girls would be?

I'd guess that the order would make PSAs warning people of Mindflayers and Shoggoths in particular

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775191
Does this Eros Paladin pound his Cupid hard? Soft? Is he a top or a bottom? And most importantly- What’s his finisher (wrestling)?
I of course wouldn’t ask what his finisher (sex) is because that’s between a man and his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775201
The Eros Paladin is a tender lover and a grandmaster Pink-belt at foreplay. Before he even places a finger in her she’s soaking, gushing wet.
I think only Latenight could say what his finisher is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775191
Kuupid a kuute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775187
Probably a magical girl of some sort,though her costume would definitely be made of latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775191
I'd rather be an Ares mercenary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775201
Sexually, he is whatever his cupid wife wants him to be. As for his finisher, he probably actually has two, just like his wife has two types of arrows. The first is Eros Embrace, which is an inescapable bear hug, and the other is the Heartbreaker, an atomic elbow straight to the sternum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775200
>"I once knew a guy who thought it was perfectly fine to fuck a shoggoth. This is what happened to him."
>plays scenes from The Thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775229
>whatever his Cupid wife wants him to be
Maybe he used to be a much smaller dude but realized the Cupid he was assigned was secretly into big beefcakes so he got swole for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775245
I wanna see how his Cupid reacts to him coming out of a fight with some cuts and injuries

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775250
>Injuring the Eros Paladin
May the gods help spare you from the wrath of his wife’s fury
But

>injuring the Eros Paladin’s wife
There is no god that was or is that can save you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775025
If you want to see a Phantom's fantasy firsthand, just play Bayonetta or Nier: Automata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772808
>A wandering succubus discovers a ruin from the previous age, a people who were wiped out by monsters. She becomes obsessed with learning their language, ends up writing a book about it and bringing the old culture to light for historians.

>Course she had an ulterior motive, she wanted to sound extra exotic when urging her lover on during sex by knowing a language that no one used anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775269
She had me at that body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775066
Das Boot and Stalingrad (1993) would work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775240

>"This is Anon. He had everything a guy could ask for. A well paying job, a nice place, being surrounded by people who respect him and had been seeing a girl he was planning on proposing to soon."
>"Then he encountered a Mindflayer"
>cut to an image making a comically wide Grinch-esque evil grin
>"She used honeyed words to try and lure him away from everything he had ever known. But he saw through her and politely declined."
>"But Mindflayers as is the case with so many other monsters was stubborn and couldn't take no for an answer."
>"The next day on his way to work he was ambushed by her. As you may know Mindflayers have the ability to toy around with a persons memories and thoughts like a kitten with a ball of yarn.
>Images of tentacles roaming around a cartoonish human brain, taking away words like Happiness, Meaning, etc from it.
>"And regretfully that's what happen to poor Anon here."
>A chair turns around to show Anon, glass eyed and emotionless with a spotlight to further highlight everything.
>A serious looking man in a suit shows up next him.
>"Poor, poor Anon. He had so much going on, so much to look forward to. But now he's forgotten what he's had to begin with."
>"The mindflayer doesn't care about any of that, though. She and all monsters only care about what they can get from you and their own selfish indulgence."
>"There was one small, but crucial step he didn't take that might have prevented this tragedy. He didn't tell his local paladin about his encounter. Paladins work hard to prevent incidents like this from occuring. So remember to tell them about anything suspicious you may see and stay safe. "
>Camera focuses on Anon who remains motionless and it slowly zooms out to show an empty room with only him in it before the PSA ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775200
Anti-Sabbath would be especially effective, in light of the triggering response to anything happening to cute little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775200
The Order wouldn't have to try at all when they get to the Atlach-Nacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775309
That is the only part of the portals opening that scares me. I have dreams and aspirations that I don’t want to give up. If they support them, like the Succubus notebook suggests, that’s fine. If they just want fug all the time, it’s time to go DEUS VULT

[Anonymous No.]

Aggressively Australian Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775366

10ft tall Australian spider girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775344
Regarding how threatening the mindflayers seem, KC had this to say in a tweet (I think) quite a while ago:

>As for mindflayers, it is an unknown force, so I wrote the text with a radical feeling, but the sense is that what they are actually doing is roughly the same as gazer.

>“Having love for one's partner” is one of the standard settings, and even if the main text doesn't emphasize it, the issue is settled!

[Anonymous No.]

You can't say no to the Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775369
"C'mere, shitcunt!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775378

"No."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775383
5 years in the crocodile pit.
I hope you enjoy love bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775385
>croc mg
Now that's something I want to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775385

Well it could be much worse so I'm OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775385
>I hope you enjoy love bites.
I do, but only if they're on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775378
>She predates any cultural notion of modesty or personal space.
>Your just laying there on the couch playing vidya with your Anubis step-mom's half-naked boss using you as a pillow trying not to pop a boner because you're not sure if she's hitting on you or just casually hanging out.

[Anonymous No.]

Seven Khepri wives
Each of them so extra thicc
You could drown in them

A haiku

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775402

Casual nudity with MGs is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775390
>>17775385
And once again, I'm reminded of that marshmallow-loving gator girl that nobody wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think we'll ever get a good MG VR game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775437
That would require good VR games first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775431
I helped create her concept.
https://yuki.la/jp/17074861
Still wish someone could put this into a decent screencap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775444
Got you covered senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775402
>>17775418
>It's winter, so she pulled a blanket over you two.
>Upside is, you damn well know her intentions now.
>Downside is now you have to try your damnedest to keep a straight face when talking to your Anubi-sister while Pharaoh stealthily strokes you off under the covers, using her own femcum as lube. Grinning cheekily the whole while but not saying a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775406
if I wanted to drown in a girl I'd find a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775452
I said games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775402
I bet Pharaohs don't realize how lewd their divine brown bodies are.
It must be tortured to be ordered to rub and massage her body while she doesn't even notice that your dick is about to burst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775545
Implying a monster girl can't sense someone's arousal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775557
Even if notices it she won't believe that she is the one who's causing it.
She would think that you're a man full of vitality and that you should wed that one shy Anubis while you're both in your prime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775545
Not as lewd as those brown desert cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775453
>She just keeps on edging you, bring you to the brink over and over again for hours after Anubimotou sits down on the other end of the couch and picks up a controller.
>At some point she slowly rolls on top of you under the covers.
>Anubimotou doesn't notice. And even if she did, she knows Pharaoh has no concept of personal space, so she'd ignore it anyway.
>Your senses explode as the living goddess softly forces your entire length inside of her with deliberate slowness, subtley shifting the weight of her hips against you back and forth and making it that much harder to beat your little sister in Smash Bros.
>Her lips seal over yours as Anubimotou catches you with a falcon punch.
>You hear a loud 'GAME!' and your sister exuberantly cheering in victory as you outright empty yourself in the God Queen.
>Said God Queen releases her mastery over your lips just in time, smugly grinning at you as Anubimotou gives you all the customary sibling post-game bants. None the wiser as to what just occurred.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that loli monsters exist to be spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775643
Not true. They exist to grow up so they can be beautiful monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775643
I will softly and gently spank their heads with my hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775643
Only those whose food goes straight to their ass, hips, and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775666
Big hips lolis are made for anal cumflation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775455

I want to get massaged by a slime girl, a Nureonago especially. I bet it'd feel amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775666
>no Bapho or Nacho with a body like Jack's

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that oyakodon is not kosher, so fucking a mother and her daughter is an unforgivable sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775613
Just imagine her tempting you into letting her into your room at night only for her to tell you about how lonely she was in her tomb until you and your sister found her and freed her.
Imagine seeing her eyes warm and loving as she describes how she feels about you and how you saved her from the despair of knowing her entire kingdom was lost.
Imagine her using her God Voice to command you to look in the mirror and see yourself as she sees you, only for you to start crying as you see just how perfect she thinks you are.
Imagine cuddling with her as she whispers that she thinks she might have been born to meet you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775730
Oyakodan is a gift to the world, an is even better if the mom and/or daughter is also your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775730
Hey, fuck you anon. I mean, I'd do it either way, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775730
Oy vey anon!

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls would be into findom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775730
That's why Tanuki oyakodon is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775768
Mersharks, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775768
shitty ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775770
kek

[Anonymous No.]

The more time goes by, the more species I realize I like.
The last week has been harpies. Big and small ones, nerds and jubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17772884
>>17772861

Being at something like %0.5 of your mana would probably cause you to pass out immediately after sex

Wouldn't surprise me if a gremlin made an invention that could keep track of a human's SE levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775730
You can't stop me and the lust of pent up mothers, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775780
>Gremlin invents device to see SE levels
>Goes out with an Automaton to see if everything is working correctly and finds a high level adventurer
>"Master, what's his spirit level?"
>"It's over 9000!"

[Anonymous No.]

>that one species you love but your personalities don't mix
Whats her name /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775801

>Spoiler

I saw it coming but it still got a smile out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
Manticore.
It would never work out.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
Jubjub, Dorome and the like. They’re adorable but I couldn’t take living with such simple species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
Probably most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775776
Don't forget the Desert Kingdom ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775828
Love those smelly birbs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775828
Gandharva actually got fanart where she's not a profile clone? Exquisite.

[Anonymous No.]

A life married to a Minotaur is bliss. Im just salty that KC said Minos only produce milk when pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775831
It's okay when they smell like heaven itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804

I dunno how well a Kuudere would take to having a man around who's equally as quiet and not too expressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
Wurm and slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775839
The best thing about Minotaurs is they default to the tomboy archetype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775858
I couldn't really deal with most slimes, but I think a Dark Slime would work out just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775844
I always got a feeling Gandharva would smell like Cinnamon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775864
A dark slime might work, but I'm not much of a slime man to begin with. Shoggoths would get a huge no from me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
Dragons and Hellhounds come to mind, as would most girls with arrogant attitudes. Haughtiness and condescending words will be taken at face value since my self-confidence is as deep in the shitter as you can get. I can function pretty well on my own, but compliments are brushed aside, while insults are taken to heart tenfold. Also anything overly energetic like harpies or jub-jubs. I'd wind up driving the girl to depression over not being able to enjoy life at her pace (at least based on personal experience).

At the same time, I've been reconsidering some things. Thinking about how it might not be what I want, but possibly what I desperately need to get into a better state-of-mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775875
I feel ya man. You're problems are also mine it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775875
>>17775881
You know you just hit every monster with a healing fetish's radar right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775886
But also the ol'
>Cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775895
Cruel to be kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775875
>but compliments are brushed aside, while insults are taken to heart tenfold.

I have the same thing going on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775886
I know but i can't see anything with me, it simply cannot be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775875
Actually Hellhounds would likely be extremely careful with her words after the first clash when she hurts you with her words. She would also be overprotective even by Hellhound standards, beating the crap out of everyone that so much as raise his voice to you. So actually you would hit very well with Hellhounds, after the first weeks. She would still be dominant, but likely woule frame it in a sweet way like
>"You are so valuable that I cant afford to just let you do what you want, you are like a precious piece of porcelain that only I know how to take care off. You have no idea how valuable you are."
At times you might have a heated argument where some harsh words escape her mouth, but the make up sex will more than make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775920
You know, or he could go for a monstergirl that won't abuse him, even if only at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775768
Shit ones like Tanuki who only care about money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
Werewolves. I love the idea of being friends with a cool tomboy Werewolf but they're too energetic and the fuck tons of kids thing doesn't work for me either.
Then again I doubt I'd mix well with that many monstergirls to begin with. I'm sure there'd be one out there though, hopefully a Dark Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a question, which popular monster girls still lack art with them having sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775932
>implying she actually expects payment from you for that loan you took out
She’s just looking for an excuse to ”””own””” you as her own and never let you go. I thought of them as slightly tsundere and shy that use money as an excuse. Sure, they’re rich, but it’s so you’ll never have to work and you can be her office stress buddy and lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775942
Dragon, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775942
>tfw the only species that come to mind aren't popular and were only subject to a few discussions

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775863
I want a Minotaur to ride me while she dislpays her tomboy behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775962
>while she dislpays her tomboy behavior.
Like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775930
Yeah, go for the muscleless cow or the sandwich maker fox if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775968
False dichotomies don't help anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775961
>came out last halloween
>actually got art and stories over that time
>immediately forgotten after
I wonder if this will happen again if KC releases a spooky monster for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775977
They are not false, they are completely true.
>Inb4 Im kidnapped by the Mofu Mafia and get forcibly wed to an at least 7ft, chiseled in muscles Inari who will make me do her sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775977
Hey, the other guy started doing it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775990
She's a gimmick, that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775995
>wait a minute thats mayonaise
>you didnt even fuck the sandwich did you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775995
>Anon gets kidnapped and forcibly married to a /fit/ Kitsune Yakuza Princess
>She's tall, muscular and covered in ornate tattoos and expects anon to fetch her sake and make her food.
>But she's surprisingly tame in the sack and is a big cuddler.
>And her mofu? Soft as fuckin' silk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775997
Most of the girls have gimmicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775967
Like flexing her muscles, shove my face in her abs while she rides me and give me a good slap as I am about to pass out from all the rape, to keep the sex going as long as possible.

Also, this is how I pretty much imagine sex with a Minotaur would go when you are the one that takes the lead for once:
https://nhentai.net/g/206598/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776001
They aren't so severely a gimmick, especially one that's kinda pointless in a fantasy setting to begin with.
Who is going to fantasize about fantasizing? The answer has clearly been "not a whole lot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776003
That's not tomboy behavior, it's plain abusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775998
I would actually give it my all to please and be a good husband for my fit Inari waifu. I would just need to be sent first to some classes because my domestic skills are horrible, I don't even know how to make eggs or pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775999
On one hand, I love cuddling to muscles, on the other hand I would want her to be rough as fuck in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775999
>the look on her face when you pull out The B

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775955
Dragon has that threesome image .less drew after the dragon x anubis shitstorm as a way of apology. Nothing full color though sadly.
>>17775961
Poor Phantom. Although I guess mere female rodents are popular and there's nothing of a Rata getting dicked yet, then there's Ochis but the musclefag guy is still getting more commissions.
Was mainly trying to think of girls who lack porn but deserve it for a commission closer to christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776008
Take away the slap and its pretty tomboyish, also mamono mana would turn the pain into pleasure. But I play, what tomboyish behaviors would you expect your Mino to do while she rides you then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776017
Oh that's an easy fix anon. Just tell her you want to be a father.

>>17776018
That's a good way to get her to start showing off how well you brushed his mofu anon. She'll make all her underlings jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
Anubis, I love their design but for fucks sake let me live freely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776033
Why would wanting to be a father get me roughed up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775920
And here's where I realize a common link with the monsters I mentioned.

>seeing value where there is none

I see myself asking them "why?", and I can't imagine a response other than "just trust me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776049
If it makes you fell better it's the fact you are a male in society which lacks males. You are rare and therefore valuable, that's just how the market works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776021
Being a rough top and teasing, urging you to keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776021
pegging

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776003
Huh, I was thinking she swigs a jug of beer and belches the alphabet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776041
Rough sex for the sake of impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773895
"That sir, is a bonafide Yeti-cup, guaranteed to keep your beverages warm no matter how cold it gets! In fact, I think you should also consider buying a couple of these other products to go with it; I'm sure we can make a nice deal here.."

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to keep your Yeti safe from crazy Australians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
Nachos. Their whole design really appeals to me, but I am neither submissive nor masochistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776113
Can I buy her hand in marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776118
> Australian Yetis
> They find lost cunts in the outback and hug them.
> Australia is already hot, but yetis are even hotter to compensate.
> Actually just murder machines who call you a sick cunt and wear thongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776168
But she's so... flat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776113
I feel envy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776175
I'm fine with flat girls if they got a nice butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776172
Aren't they basically drop bears?

[Anonymous No.]

Undead month is still going

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776240
What a pretty Ochi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776255
Ochimushas are very pretty and I would be glad to have one as a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776240
My dick.

I hope undead month never ends.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do Undead skin colors vary depending on the DE saturation and region that girl was resurrected in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776240
I want to put my dick between an Ochi's forarm bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>One of the young females of the most powerful dragon family of mg city decides it's time to settle down.
>The family basically asks for a sacrifice from the city as if nothing has changed from ye olden times.
>You get selected as a somewhat influential young boy. Not so lowborn as to offend them, but also not high enough to be missed in the political conflicts to come.
>To your confusion a 6-7 year old dragon girl runs to your table to inspect you.
>Turns out that she really wanted someone to play house with.
>Dragon family basically turn you into her pseudo guardian, butler, housekeeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776290
Okay now that's spooky, god help anyone who pisses off an Ochi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776091
>17776091
Thats a thing to do, after the sex, not during it. When she is all sweety after giving you a good riding. Then either you look wierd as her she will say "What are you looking at?!" and just ride you even harder, or you just grab another beer and do it too, making her laugh as she gives you a punch to the shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776327

Until you see her crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775804
Any kuudere

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773881
>>17773896
>You can't use your hands to drink
>You must drink to the last drop
>Don't worry, the Manti will collect any drink you spill and ensure you drink it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776371
God help that man if he becomes aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776371
I'm titling this pic "mantis chug helpers" in my MGE fan art folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776360
>as she gives you a punch to the shoulder.
Not too hard I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776398
A "light punch" but note that its light for Minotaur standards.

[Anonymous No.]

Theres a point where Ochimuchas just snap after you refuse to have sex with them for too long. Its great if you like mamono silver foreplay though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776402
So it'll still hurt? That's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776408
goodbye anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776408
>orgasm by a thousand cuts

[Anonymous No.]

Shit, I forgot to censor it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776408
Careful you don't eat a ban for that, but damn I want that kind of Ochi in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776423
Im going to upload the censored one in a moment, give me a sec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776408
You gotta drop the broad shoulders man, as they're among the worse things people draw musclegirls with.

[Anonymous No.]

Daisuki choco!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776408
No, there isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776437
Remember that Ochimushas can snap if you refuse sex for too long. But its great if you like mamono silver foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773972
>Cocytus based Hellhounds
BEGONE MEME

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776437
I will see if I can drop them for the final scene. But I fear that smaller shoulders will have to reduce the muscle definition.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that Ochimushas can snap if you refuse sex for too long. But its great if you like mamono silver foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773972
I want to touch her eye “flame” if it’s not fire, what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776472
English, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776480
>>17776471
>>17776408
How many times are you going to try anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776487
The same stuff as foxfire.
Which is to say pure, concentrated lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776521
What would be the result of direct skin contact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776113
How much for the Wendi-coat in the back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776514
Its done so no more times, the first one I forgot to censor it and the second one was okay, but I accidentally put it as a reply to someone's post, now its fine. I hope to get it right the first time when I post the final version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776491
Cocytus is the final circle of Hell in Dante Aligheri's sweeping, vindictive fanfiction. It's a frozen lake of ice which imprisons Satan in the center, and is the home for all the traitors.

Frosthounds are memes and probably smell as bad as the average guido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775309
Mindflayers - see something, say something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776576
do not believe the media anon. They are mostly harmless bully victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776613
Anything that has the power to brainwash me can go fuck itself and catch on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776480
>Anchuin-dono, you WILL have sex for me or I will display why I am the greatest swordswoman in the land
>She's deeply apologetic afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776641
You say that like brainwash-lite isn't a passive effect of being around monstergirls in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776649
But you can headcanon out the TOTALLY NOT BRAINWASHING GUUUUUYS mamano mana shit with regular girls. Mindflayers entire thing is brainwashing.

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby CC felines are best for cuddles
Buff Genki Canines are best for activities

[Anonymous No.]

What is this thing's story

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776667
That grey seer wants the manthing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776656
Mindplay can be far more than just brainwashing. You can share and feel each others thoughts and emotions, not to mention brain climax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776671
But is she from a story or is she some kind of weird brain fart thread OC

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776689
But having someone fuck about with your brain requires a superhuman level of trust I don;t think a sane person could have.
I guess very stupid people would also be cool with it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776692
Take warhammer
Make the monsters monster girls.
Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776695
>But having someone fuck about with your brain requires a superhuman level of trust
Not really. Unless you've been a huge asshole your whole life, you have no reason to doubt a professional you are on good terms with. Why would a good person who is also a Flayer just change things on a whim? She wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775839
Minos are good girls who do nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776113
Yeah yeah that's nice lass, can I see some of the more...interesting items behind the counter and in the back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776723
Fucking. With. Your. Mind.
I would never let anyone do this to me, no matter how well I knew them. It's utter madness to even consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776723
Yes really. I'm not sure you're thinking this through, you're offering someone absolute power over you, over the one thing no one other than you should ever have access to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776729
Big boobs and muscles are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776729
They cheat when they see red

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776754
You gonna get Husbaned against your will if you say that to their face anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776754
You know I gotta wonder something with that, especially with MGE girls, if a man was wounded in battle with them or just hurt in an accident or something and was bleeding they'd obviously be seeing a lot of red but also a hurt man in front of them so I gotta wonder what they'd do at that point, I mean it's gotta be a huge ethical/instinctual dilemma for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776776
Will KC did say at one point:

>MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weakened, and children who are too young to have sex

In other words, if the sex could hurt you then the monster will restrain herself. Presumably for a minotaur or holstaur she may have to close her eyes or something to help control herself (the implication I get from them is that they have to keep looking at red for it to really effect them, a few seconds may be fine).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776776
I imagine they wouldn't even bother if the man was injured and leave him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776796
>You will never have the ending of The Grey with Anon and a pack of wolves

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be married off to the Minotaur Queen's youngest daughteru as part of political matters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776754
Nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776830
Go away, crabman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776754
Maybe mgq one's but not the ones in mge i'ts canon that they rush to their husbands in order to "quench" their "thirst" no mate how far away the husband is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776830
now, now, no cuckposting on this thread ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776826
Be careful with her, she's only turned 18 and she's very fragile.

Of course by Minotaur standards she still over six feet tall and can snap you like a twig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776857
>Blushing, Cutesy bridge to be that's ecstatic at having a husband from a relatively minor house that's not fancy enough to be a knight but not poor enough to be a man at arms.
>Still heavily muscled and tall

She's a cutie for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776754
They don't, they rush to their husbands. The red shit is actually great, it guarantees you land a Minotaur waifu, when otherwise you would have to "strike her fancy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776480
>>17776240

Lately we have been getting an increase in good Ochimusha art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776867
>"Guys we need to get out of here!"
>"Why?"
>"Because a Mino across the street has just seen the new red fall line...and her husband's a househusband!"
>Que thousands of people getting out of the way of a Mino charging headfirst towards home

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776796
>children who are too young to have sex
If his age isn't on the clock he is ready for the co- pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776826
>Having to meet the Minotaur Queen
>You'd expect her to be tall, as all Minotaurs, but you weren't expecting MASSIVE
>Her horns resemble those of a musk-oxen more-so than a simple cow's, and she's a mountain of muscular Minotaur
>Hand big enough to palm your entire face motions for you to come closer, one of the maids caught you and the wife in the act
>Arm pulls back and punches you square in the face, indenting comically like you're from a Disney cartoon
"YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST HAD SOME MINO-MILK BEFORE YOU DID THE ACT. MY PRECIOUS FLOWER NEEDS A REAL MAN, NOT SOME... OTTER-MODE TWERP!"
>The Ox King is just sitting there, thoughtfully stroking his beard, his whiskers covering most of his upper body
"But you still acknowledge him,
yes?"
>His wife getting flushed, pointing at you both
"I EXPECT NO LESS THAN THREE GRANDCHILDREN! AND SOME WEIGHT ON HIS BONES! A MAN MUST HAVE A PELVIS OF IRON TO BE AMONGST US!"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Tanuki that's some combination of Futatsuiwa Mamizou, Ryougi Shiki, and Velma Dinkley.

Surely there's one on the market.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think a succubus mom would handle a /R9K/ anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776867
>they rush to their husbands.
You're thinking of Holsts, Minotaurs go after whoever is most convenient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776796
>if the sex could hurt you then the monster will restrain herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776906
Not in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776894
She's working against nature there.
I may not be able to get hugely muscled but I can certainly make sure she's got plenty of Grand-Children on the way.
And I'll continue on till my pelvis is beyond dust.

>>17776896
>Ryougi Shiki
You can't handle that much grumpy oneesan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776896
>Ryougi Shiki
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776909
Don't respond to him anon.
If he's who I think he is, he won't shut up if you give him attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776910
>>17776911
Because Shiki is a high class mob boss with a great appreciation for life?
She only acts like a grumpy cat most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776919
Anon.
Shiki is a largely detached mess for most of the series who is trying to cope with half of herself being dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776906
You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776896
>>17776896
>Velma Dinkley
The true sex symbol of Hannah Barbera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776371
And people say Kuu girls can't be fun for lewd teasing of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776923
And then ten years later is shown to have dealt with that, married her cute sidekick, and had an adorable rich girl daughter who is detached from the supernatural murder bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776480
I dont think Ochimushas can get that muscular. She isnt a Minotaur or a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776906
That was a mistranslation. It was corrected. If married, both minos and holsts will charge after their husband no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776928
Velma is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776936
She has to protect her lord somehow anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776942
He's baiting you idiot. Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776882
If his age is on the clock, MGs can suck his cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776371
Gat damn! These mantisis are party freaks! They're going all out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776928
Is that the Scooby-Doo series with the Jin-Roh reference? Now the latest one is just flash animated noodle arms shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776949
Nice, wait what
>1 year old boy

I guess they follow the same clock rule as us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776371
And even still they maintain their composure.
I want to see them cross over into finally hitting that special spot for Manti where they actually feel things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776952
Yeah, looks like it.
That was a good incarnation of the series.
It also introduced jaded sarcastic Velma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776949
>Male classmate.
>I have attempted initiating mating with you via hand gesticulation for the past five minutes.
>It appears that you do not wish to reciprocate this offer.
>Please inform me of any errors in my mating ritual, so that I may amend my methods through practice for future attempts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776882
>>17776949
What if they use a 24 hour clock like communists and other unamericans?
Also a second question that and the conversation above just made me think of, monster girl communists, how would Holstaurs and Minotaurs survive in a world with that much red, or would they be fine but their husbands would be in wheel chairs 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776976
They would obviously carry their husbands everywhere with them.
Wheelchairs are a decadent capitalist invention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776946
Dude, you don't fucking understand. You just DON'T. UNDERSTAND.

>Succubus trying to woo an Anon much to her own failures, since young and horny boyims see a semen demon and shoot off like rockets
>He also doesn't like floozies in skimpy bikinis
>Sad, distraught, she prays to the Gods ( Mostly her onee-san ) on how to get him
>Shows up to school next day, completely embarassed, her tail undulating up and down as she tugs on his shirt from behind
>She's dressed in a turtle neck, a nice little skirt, knee-high socks for ABSOLUTE TERRITORY
>As well as loafers, a completely, unassuming horned girl just going to class in appearance
>Anon looks visibly flustered, trying to avert his eyes from hers, not knowing where to look so as to not feel like a creep
>Ends up staring at the thigh gap a little... too... long
"Oh, if you want to see more, I can be more than willing to show you all. of. it. After school, my house."
>She freaks out when he falls over stiff as a board as if he's had a heart attack, trying to get him to wake up
>He makes a mental note her panties are plain jane and a nice lilac pink colour before blacking out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776975
She's a good girl, but I'm not ready to become a father yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776982
This expands dong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776976
They don't, otherwise most would be getting CCs. Also, pelvis would become steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776982
Turtlenecks and glasses are a god tier combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776985
>Pat mantis's head and say nice things about her as you do so
>As you're turning to leave the classroom you feel her press against your back with her arms uncertainly wavering between wrapping around you and giving you space
>"Do not... Leave."
>Silence
>"...Stay."
>"...I request that you stay."
>"I... Lo-"
>Silence again
>"..........."
>"...Please do not leave."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777003
Would hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776907
>ushi-oni nursing wounded anon back to health so she can rape him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777003
>Her antennae start twitching wildly as she clings you close after the "...Please do not leave."
>You swear you could see the slightest hint of a blush.
I don't know if my heart can take this.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Minos are huge cuddlebugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777003
>Mantis who loves you more than a Eros-blessed JubJub loves her husband, utterly and completely
>Has almost no capability to express this love, let alone the depth of it outside of little tiny things that could only be noticed through spending lots of time with her
My fucking heart. The tragedy. The love. Its unbearable. I would hug. I would fug. I would marry the bug.

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>>17777033
I guess they kind of are, but I always viewed it as being more incidental. Like after a big meal of steak and rape they just roll over, stuff you into their cleavage, and pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

I need spooky spider girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777033
I don't know about cuddling, but they sure do like to "wrastle".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777003
>"I... Lo-"
>"...Please do not leave."

Ｔｈａｔ Ｆｅｅｌ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777003
>>17777049
I would literally become wojack temporarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777046
>City boy anon goes to visit his cousin in the country.
>Winds up getting snu-snued by her Minotaur best friend after the "wrastling" gets lewd.
Alternatively he gets snu-snued by his Werewolf cousin and every flavor of farmgirl monstergirls and winds up with a rustic texan accented harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776975
>please sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777065
That spoiler sounds really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777070
>I am unfamiliar with this mating ritual but will adjust accordingly and immediately.
>Please assume the appropriate receptive position.
And then anon got a face full of toned but big mantis booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777077
Barnyard Harem is pretty great.

>>17777079
I want a big, muscle mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777085
>Mantis trains for a full year hardcore out of sight of you
>When you come across her the next year, she notices and acknowledges your presence with a nod
>"Anon. I have not yet achieved my goal for satisfactory fitness. I request you evaluate my potential mating capabilities with that in mind at this time."
>She's absolutely huge, putting most of the Minotaur weightlifting team to shame, a beefy behemoth of bug
>Still apologizing for not being up to your standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777085
Spending a summer doing farm work while trying not to constantly fuck the various monster girls helping out sounds like an endeavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777044
Yeah and we need more writers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777095
Adorable.
I'd give her a small pat on the head, commend her hard work, making sure to inspect her thighs, buttocks, abs, and biceps, before asking if she wants my assistance continuing down the path of the swole.


Or if she wants me to wait till she's finished so she can get her reward at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777097
It would bed.
Especially with the weresheep, plump P'Orcs, buff minotaurs in small shirts and short-shorts walking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777104
Don't forget the sheepdog wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777111
Sheepdog Kobolds

Wolfus aren't doggos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777111
Those big kobold girls would probably keep you out of the weresheep fields.

By pining you against the wall and fucking you till you can't walk.

Sleepy, pouty weresheep would be looking onward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777120
Kobolds are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777128
You take that back anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777136
It's a fact that Kobolds are inferior in every way compared to Werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777143
That's just plebeian talk anon, it's fine to not like Kobolds but they're not shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777143
You're wrong, only Lilims are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777146
Yes, they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776985
>implying monstergirls even give you a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777103
I feel like such a dedicated mantis would want this to be a solo endeavor so that she can achieve it for you.
Even when she finally reaches it and becomes Swole Incarnate, she'd still have the slightest little blush and her anntennae would go wild when you pat her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777003
>”I love you too”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777179
Have you ever seen a bug cry, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777172
They do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777185
I don't think bugs can cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777177
And that would be perfect.
That night would be a date at a fancy steak house.

My treat.

Hopefully she has a nice dress that still fits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777201
>You think this as you turn to look down at the mantis on your arm
>Her eyes are puffy and red and just the slightest bit of moisture lines them
>Her expression remains unchanged

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777220
That's how you get hugged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777215
>Muscle goddess Mantis shows up to your house in all her towering meaty glory
>her sheer dress is practically painted on her skin and only serves to show off just how massive her arms, neck and chest are
>"I have ensured proper courtship attire is maintained despite physical changes. I am prepared to begin the courtship."

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be an innocent wastelander, spending his time tending to his fields, milking the local brahmin girls and shooting up the local raiders, all while avoiding the delinquent Deathclaw girls, and the roaming super mutant rape gangs
>You'll never be standing guard one night when a pale apparition drifts by your sights. Glowing in the moonlight in a pretty yet tattered old world dress, an odd hunger in her eyes as she scents the air and searches the landscape, before eventually locking eyes with you from behind your scope
>She'll never drift over, her pretty and clean visage calming you, putting the idea in your mind that shooting her is the last thing you'd ever want to do.
>In fact you invite her in, despite the curious gleam in her gaze as you do so
>She tells you of herself, where she's come from and where she's going
>Apparently she has Family in a place called Meresti
>You'll never talk long into the night with only the flickering of a candle between the two of you, the surrounding gloom making it so you don't notice how she inches closer until she's practically upon you
>But you don't resist, even as she makes her move, thoroughly enthralled
>Wraith-like, she slides into your lap and wraps her arms about you, burying her face to the side of your neck, taking a long and deep breath before her lips open, revealing long fangs and slide into your skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777226
Hugging a mantis is a truly subtly sublime experience.
Being one of the only ways she can display affection, she would use all of her compact strength to keep you from leaving. Their hugs would last hours if you didn't force yourself out of them. And all the while, her antennae would be poking and lightly brushing against your head and face, seemingly randomly, but in truth in a very specific pattern both to fully memorize your every single contour and to communicate her love for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777227
Well that's good.
Going to take her out to a nice dinner so the wooing can commence and end with me pushing her back on the bed for the loving to begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777239
Being atop such a huge musclemonster is truly one of life's greatest joys.
Would you be pretty vanilla with her for her first time or throw in some unique things to open her eyes to the pleasure of sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777046
I want to get hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777242
Sweet, sweet vanilla.
Complete with handholding and maybe a bit of a mating press so that I can kiss her while we do so.

Gonna wake up with her sporting a small smile and sleeping atop me....which will have the unfortunate side effect of pinning me to the bed but it'll be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777233
>Wraith-like, she slides into your lap and wraps her arms about you, burying her face to the side of your neck, taking a long and deep breath before her lips open, revealing long fangs and slide into your skin
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777236
I don't know if any man has the time to be standing around in public for hours being hugged by a Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777249
Careful anon. These first experiences will shape her for the rest of your lives together. If you handhold her and kiss her during sex the very first time, she'll come to associate holding hands with you and being kissed with passion. Not to mention she'll at random times in the day suddenly lay on her back and spread her legs up in a hope to have you take her right then and there.
>>17777260
You act like you'd have a choice in the matter when in love with a mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777263
Well, theres nothing wrong with that.
But I'll also need to show her the joys of being on top, being pressed against the walls and fucked, cuddling against me and having her head scratched just behind the base of her antenna, along with a few other positions and the inclusions of potions to 'boost my fortitude' for an evening so she's left full all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777263
I might not have a choice, but after a while I'd think my legs would be pretty tried after standing in one spot for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777268
I love it.
Don't forget combining some of those, like bending her against the shower wall, fucking her till she's stuffed full, all while reaching forward and scratching at the base of her antennae.
She may just start actually moaning at that, a rare sound from a mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777277
Oh, you know it.
We'd do it rough.
We'd do it slow.
And we'd do it till she's a moaning, muscled mess, with heart pupils in her glazed eyes.

Going to introduce her to a naked apron just so I can walk in on her doing it one day.

[Anonymous No.]

They are approaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777306
No they are not, we will be alone till the end. We're here, all together, to suffer forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777252
>The following events don't seem to flow congruously.
>In one moment she's plunging her fangs in your throat with a hugry purr
>In the next her light dress is bunched up around her hips, lissome thighs wrapped about you as you find your pants gone and your cock entwined in the embrace of her tight, wet and oh so cold pussy
>And then your might is brought back to the first sensation, a light headedness as the blood drains from you and a hot headedness as something else drains from you
>Before you can recover, she dissipates into moonlight, a lingering kiss upon your lips, still there even as you come to with your pants around your feet and a faint longing.
>You're distracted for then next few weeks, the longing sensation growing stronger, infecting your dreams at first, always waking up with a cold sweat and a drained feeling, but before long it infects your waking hours, eyes empty as you gaze across the wastes in the same direction as ever
>Eventually you leave, taking nothing with you as you walk through the night
>Nothing seems to notice your presence, as if some other force obscured your very existence
>It's an almost peaceful trudge as you make your way through the ruins and the wastes before finally coming before the opening to a metro station
>There in the dark you spot a light white dress, the apparition waiting for you, a coy smile on her lips, red with blood. Yours.
>In the next moment you're in her arms, neck ticklish as she kisses all along it, a long moment before she eventually turns and leads you inside, welcoming you to the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777323
>>17777323
Niiice

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure northern Anubi are ready for winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777425
Reminder that frozen tundras are a type of polar desert.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna marry this chuchu-yeah! Doragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777434
>Frozen tundra
Is there an alternative? Can a tundra not be frozen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777434
Anubis would be masters of snow and ice sculpture, but only for pyramids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777441
>Not posting the biggest doragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777453
I'm going to molest a world ender doragons huge breasts, no matter what punishment would await.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17766293
>>17774308
>>17766324
>>17766351
>>17774026
>>17774260
>mastah
I don't get it. What is this misspelling of master supposed to evoke? I haven't been this confused since "awawawawawa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777449
Now I can only imagine going on a honeymoon with an Anubis to the Harbin Ice Festival

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777453
She is cute, but she is not my wife.
My wife is the Beeg Doragon with not the biggest biggest, but just the normal biggest chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777453
She a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777464
This
What accent are they even going for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777464
Japanese can't pronounce the -er ending. They end up saying -ah instead.
Is funny, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777464

It was popularized by Saber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777441
She's pretty darn good, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777464
>>17777471
its a southern accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777480
She sure is.
Would be her shouta and allow her to molest me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777492
I'd rather do the molesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777468
>Drunk Lucoa will never crush you with her big weighty boobs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777477
>It was popularized by Sabah
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777449
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777503
But she doesn't drink. A pity, too. Mutual drunken molesting sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777453
Thats too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777449
Do they make snow pyramids to throw at each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777464
It’s supposed to be a soft breathless end to the word instead of a hard r sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777515
Maybe if I can get her comfortable and past all that nasty business with her sister from long ago.
Hey, we've all made mistakes. Even Aztec deities.
With huge bouncy tits.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick an elfs navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777501
Both work, and I want both. I wanna play those big bodacious things like bongos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777537
>Not higher for the abs
>Not lower for the clit

[Anonymous No.]

Will you be ready?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for damphirs and vampires, they're more active as Halloween draws near.

They're mostly scoping out prime candy houses.

Mostly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777589
With my luck, The One will find me sick with a migraine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777590
Great. Now I'm thinking about MG Halloween.

Imagine chaperoning a Baphomet, Witch, and Familiar as their Onii-chan for the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777616
Baphomet would have a slutty costume, but Witch and Familiar would be so cute!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17775309
>Portals open
>Monster come through
>The Order follows shortly after
>See technologically inclined humans
>Get all "Heresy! Deus Vult!" about t
>Learn about abrams tanks, missiles, modern warships, etc
>Absolutely floored with murder boners
>Start doing their research
>Immediately idolize historic military leaders like Patton and Rommel
>They straight up posthumously saint Ronald Reagan
>Draw strong comparisons to his War on Drugs with War on Monstergirls
>Internet becomes saturated with retro style anti-monster videos that look they were published by D.A.R.E.
>Walking onto and Order "Representational U.S. Region Outpost" is like stepping onto a military base in the late 70's
>Specifically around the barracks
>They have a serious turnover rate problem with young paladins going AWOL and monsterizing/incubizing

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777634
Sure thing, Sento.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777481
Southern accents on alps is a good combo you should get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777553
I have a fetish for smooth feminine tummies. Though I also have a thing for muscles, so if there's abs down there I'm not saying no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777509
>not seiba

[Anonymous No.]

What’s your waifu’s favorite candy? Make sure to save some for her when you buy candy to hand out.

[Anonymous No.]

The hour approaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777726
You're off your rocker, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777728
Am I? Or am I so sane that I’m gonna blow your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, we're just waiting for the epic get XD.

[Anonymous No.]

Please the lilims, praise the demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777642
Shut up Mokuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777724
Jolly Ranchers. Anything suckable that I can feed her, only for her to suckle my finger in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

The waifus are coming anon! They are almost here!

[Anonymous No.]

OPEN THE PORTALS TO THE MONSTER WORLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777772
Sento, not Seto.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking dabbed on

[Anonymous No.]

it was impure anyway anons, the 1 would have just fucked everything up.

[Anonymous No.]

>no get
It's over, portals never

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777817
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777809
>monster girls are real
>but MGQ setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776113
That smooth-talking Con Raccoon is swindling Backpacker Anon out of his money!

Thanks latenight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777835
I call crabgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777446
Yes, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777441
>Gomenasai!~
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI_cHeYJfvM&t=25s

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777879
Gao! Gaooo!
https://youtu.be/GdveL0US8bk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17766651
random anon here, thanks for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no kumiho wife
I'm here just to suffer the wrong way

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never be able to meet my Shoggoth wife and it hurts, mgg. It really, truly hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777897
Anyone else having trouble sleeping these days?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7wUseqJad74

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777993
Its time to break out the fine, aged memes:

God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17776034
To the untrained observer, the most ordered systems typically resemble unbridled chaos. A very good Anubis understands the importance of allowing you to enjoy the illusion of free will while preserving you from the horrors of radical freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777993
>"le funny XD anime moments" youtube video dump
Wew, we are hitting the new low

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778021
Blame it on the image limit. We're 1600+ too so we'll be moving on soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778021
I'm 102% positive if I had just posted a gif for my reply like I had wanted to you'd be bitching twice as hard about wasting the image limit
I'm also 100% certain I wouldn't care then either

[Anonymous No.]

>>17777098
Most of the good ones are dead
the rest are good only because nobody else is around

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778075
I'm sorry you have to settle for me anon. I do try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778075
So I'm the one eyed monkey then?
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778065
>shitting up the thread
>being proud of it
wew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17773865
>The majority of Latenight's MGC images all happen within a span of 24 hours
>I'm in one of Latenight's images being handed a Lich's phylactery in my drinking glass
>By that same Lich
>While Mechanic Anubis is on a lovely date and Pizzabus is preparing for lewdness, I'm trapped in a bubble of arcane energy staring down a heart-pupiled necromancer

This is a good feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778106
At least you don't have to deal with a Lich with a cosplay fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778106
>>The majority of Latenight's MGC images all happen within a span of 24 hours
Does this mean that there are like 3 Quicksilvers running around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778127
>Deal with

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778127
Are you kidding? That'd be 11/10!

>Your Lich wife will never make the best 2B cosplayer ever.
>Blowing actual androids the fuck out because of how perfectly in character she is.
>Then demand you fuck her in every position imaginable, to compare your enjoyment in those positions to how you felt when she was cosplaying differently.
>She's responsible for you finding your true Waifu. The one character you love more than anyone else.
>Her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778151
>>17778153
I don't know if I could handle having a Lich like that in my life. Hopefully she wouldn't be too sudden at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778166
She'll never make you do anything you don't want! Unless you give informed consent first. And even then it'll just be something like orgasm denial.

Be careful watching anime or playing vidya with her, though. Just a few seconds too long staring at an especially cute girl - by her or you - and later that night she'll summon a costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17778183
That sounds like a very enjoyable lover, especially if she gets all flustered if asked for sex without any costumes.