Monster Girl Thread

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Name ONE (1) thing better than monster enkou.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev
Olev!

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Thats not gum

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>>17551494
>monster schoolgirl prostitution
Naaah.

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>>17551517
This is the true face of cheshires, smug, soft cuddlecats that just want to be warm and with their husbands.

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Which monster girl is smart, strong, fast, is honorable yet driven wild by passion, and desires an equal relationship with their partner?

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Wonderland is a dangerous place especially for shotas.

Also I remembered how Wocks breathes out aphrodisiac gas instead of fire according to their profile. Is it possible to bottle that up and sell it as perfume?

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>>17551601
Cancer

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>>17551601
Sallies of course.

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Are Mogwai monster girls?

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Leave smoked meat for Wendigos hanging from trees, keep them busy and away from your snowy cabin

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>>17551648
Fuck no.

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Are there any two headed ogre monstergirls?

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https://youtu.be/3j1_Ey-qIVE
Awoo~

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>>17551652
But to do that you'd have to get out of your cabin. This poster is a fool or a Wendigo.

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>>17551687
Cum'Gal please go and take your cult with you.

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>>17551494
>monster enkou
>compensated dating
What's being compensated? Do you get to live apart and use protection in exchange for ending up chained to her rape dungeon when you turn 30?

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In that world with all the succubi being used as an excuse for all the monsters being horny humanoids, what happened to the male beastmen and like male orcs and elves and stuff? Did they get turned into girls?

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>>17551699
That moment when the first thing that popped into my head was Boola from "Popeye Meets Sinbad the Sailor"

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>>17551738
Pretty much they also just started being attracted to human boys.

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>>17551738
Lurk more

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If you had to choose. Would you bless your Automaton bodyguard with a halberd, or a broadsword?

>>17551738
How new can you be?

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>>17551601
Living Armor.

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>>17551807
Integrated, non-lethal weapons only.

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>>17551494

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>winter is coming
I don't think I'm ready for the cold.

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>>17551807
a giant shield is the only way.

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>>17551688
Is it really necessary to make 100% the exact same post every thread?
Fucks sake.

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>>17551894
Ask the slowpoke breastfeeding guy.

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>>17551899
>he thinks it's not a self aware AI program by now.

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>>17551907
It probably is a bot.

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>>17551899
I have him filtered.
Remember, it's okay to do absolutely nothing but waste space as long as you've been doing it long enough.

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>>17551850
One day I'll find a source on this fucking image.

One day.

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My Lich commission just got done.
Making a Lich flustered is the best thing anyone can do!

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>>17551952
LEWD

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>>17551807
>>17551787
So you don't know?

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>>17551952
Nice anon

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>>17551952
Oh man I remember you talking about this one before, absolutely fantastic stuff. Who's the artist?

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>>17551963
Nigger I've been here for years, and you should've lurked or researched that shit on your own.

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>>17551952
Something feels very wrong with those hips.

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>>17551963
It's as easy as opening the wiki and readint it yourself

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>>17551963
Presumably, all males transformed into females and their minds were sufficiently altered to have a succubus's desire for men.
It does raise some interesting questions regarding what happened if two monsters were mates with each other, but in other situations it's said when two human women who are yuri for each other monsterize, they'll just both seek out a man as a pair.
It's admittedly a brakedown of the canon a little bit, which is a shame because i personally find it a potentially fascinating topic, but 1. It's really meant to be overlooked so you instead focus on the Monstergirls at present and 2. Even mentioning that there was ever the presence of male monsters greatly offends some, so it's largely indiscussable

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>>17551976
>Who's the artist?
Ittla
http://ittla.tumblr.com/
Just beware tho, they also draw Gay stuff, some futa and monster boys.
But if you can ignore that, they are a top tier artist.

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>>17551990
I think it's interesting too. People sling Alp jokes at those who may have waifus that were formally male monsters thousands of years ago, but I think it would be a cool discussion to have with a dragon/demon/Ochimusha wife.

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>>17551995
Wow could have fooled me, didn't look like one of his faces.
I'm used to tuning out the gay shit and other stuff since I follow him for the cute monster girls. Thanks.

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You should accept help for your homework from your childhood friend.
Dragons are highly intelligent you know?

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Shameless repost in a new thread.
Finished the story
https://pastebin.com/qX6sN2Yb

To the guy who was irked about a certain scene involving a sword and flailing, that was the point. The certain someone considered himself too mighty and to have won completely to actually think anything could go wrong. As Sebille says later on, arrogance was his downfall.

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>>17552054
Greetings Klaus.

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>>17552069
Hello, anon.

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>>17551711
They pay you to date them.
Alternatively, they hang out with you and protect you from the other monsters and as compensation you have sex with them.

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>>17551871
My body is ready, ready for Yetis and White Horns

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>>17552054
A Weresheep story? What a rarity.

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Can undeads get fit despite not being able to workout during sunlight for too long?

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>>17552117
No, that would be
https://pastebin.com/pSj6b6P1

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>>17552121
That's silly anon, they can just work out at night or at home!

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>>17552129
Ahh

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>>17552022
Having a highschool life with a dragon friend is one of my favorite fantasies. There are just so many possibilities and oh boy it would be hard to concentrate but so worth it.

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>>17552022
i have no friends though

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>>17552121
Ever heard of Ochimusha?

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>>17551952
>when you dick the lich so hard not even the phylactery can hold her pleasure

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>>17551952
More Lich content is always welcome.
I usually prefer them to have the kuudere, stoic face, but the expression here is wonderful.

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>>17552141
You better concentrate, because she is going to a top college and you're coming with her.
Would you prefer her to be honest about her feelings, or too haughty to admit them?

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>>17552207
I'd like her to be very casual about it, I proposed to her 10 years ago, after all.

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>>17552207
I prefer keeping a slightly dense, but teasing relationship, trying to make her give in to the urge of making me hers. Though I might break down first and confess just to see her expression.

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Any salamander stories?

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>>17552225
Have you read all five thousand anonymooses chapters with the salamander?

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>>17552230
No because his saga was fucking harem trash

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>>17552248
That's the only one I can really think of with a salamander as one of the mains. Sorry.

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>>17552225
Moosesaga has a salamander main.
Burning edge just revealed the main womans transformation to be a salamander
Surge had a salamander short based on that on that rapey for honour pic.

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>>17552007
>I think it would be a cool discussion to have with a dragon/demon/Ochimusha wife.
>"Yeah, darling. I used to have this huge dragon cock. Much bigger than yours - not that yours isn't big enough, it's just you know. Giant dragon. Probably more than a few half dragons out there thanks to me."

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>>17552248
It started well, but turned into a bunch of overpowered jackassess bringing a world to ruin with every stop they make.
If the story was just an adventure with Rose and Laven it would have been great, those early chapters got me hooked. Then Susan appears and everything slowly begins to fall apart.
I'm sure plenty of people like it though, he's still going after all.

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How do you like your dark elves?

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>>17552121
Undead cities don't have no sun

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>>17552290
Choco and good to have sex with.

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>>17552121
I'm guessing only Liches and Vampires in daylight are weaker than an average human.

But Liches have strong magical abilities to compensate.

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You find a job as a Lich's assistant for one month. In exchange you can either claim her as wife or have her teach you any undead related spell you want.

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>>17552296
What about a full STR vampire?

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>>17552298
I choose to learn Turn Undead.
Heh heh.

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>>17551517
A life with that cuddle Ojou-sama would be a happy one.

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>>17552287
Hasn't the story gone off the "peak of shonen bullshit"?

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>>17552298
Make me a death knight and its a deal.

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>>17552286
I didn't immediately start thinking about giant cocks when I thought of discussing what life was like thousands of years ago with an ancient monster, but you do you anon!

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>>17552290
Busty, milky, and loves wearing frilly lingerie.

Coincidentally that's how I like all my monster girls.

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>>17552322
Fuck,now i get this weird idea that the bust size of the MG depends on how big 'that' was before they were turned into waifus

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>>17552290
I can only ever think of elves of either light or dark persuasion as momsters or at least onee-sans
So all the Thicc, milk-dripping and smothering that comes with that

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>>17552286
You certainly are fascinated by penis, anon.

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>>17552322
>I didn't immediately start thinking about giant cocks when I thought of discussing what life was like thousands of years ago with an ancient monster, who I'm only interested in because she was once a man

Sure anon. Sure.

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>>17552286
>instantly starts fantasizing about cock when he hears about a former male revisiting their past in memory
Anon, you'll make a fine Alp wife someday.

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The Harpy Kingdom has always disliked the Spider Kingdom.

Mainly because Spiders are evil.

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>>17552298
I'd marry the lich in a heartbeat, I'm a slut for undead.

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>>17552338
>literally cannot conceive of someone NOT thinking about cocks
Definitely an Alp.

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>>17552338
Where did I say I was only interested in them because they were male?
Do you like men anon? It's alright. You're entitled to your tastes if that's what your mind can't help but focus on.

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>>17552286
I think most Pharaohs were men when they got entombed for millenia, long before the current DL shows up.

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>>17552331
Well, it would explain dragons.

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>>17552298
I would ask her to teach me to raise an army of Ochimushas.

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>>17552372
D for Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

All I'm saying it there's only one (1) difference between a super ancient monster, and a super ancient monster who used to have a dick.

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>>17552392
To you maybe, but that's ok anon, some were meant to creampie others to be creampied, it's just how the world is.

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>>17552392
Two actually

dragonpussy and dragoncock

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>>17552391
There's a D alright.
And it all went into her bust.

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>>17552404
Stop trying to push this.

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>>17552397
Feel free to elaborate on the other actual differences then. You're not doing a good job of disguising your cocklust. Deflection is a dead giveaway.

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>>17552406
There's these things called "jokes."

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>>17552418
Not him, but you're the one who feels compelled to talk about dick and nothing but dick incessantly.

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>>17552392
No difference for me because I don't care what the super ancient monster girl used to be. It's been a hot girl for thousands of years and I'm going to fuck it either way, weather or not.
The possibility it may have been a man at some point isn't a turn on or turn off because it would never cross my mind to start with since it used to have an entirely different body as a monster anyway.

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>>17551517
You gotta pay the bills somehow. There are way too many Elves that are rejected because of how "vanilla" they are.

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>two mgs entered our thread and now calling out each other who's the bigger whore for dicks.

go back to 4chan.mon both of you.

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>>17552421
"It's a joke!" he says while shoving dicks into everything.

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>>17552440
Fuck off.

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>>17552392
One is transgender and other is not

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>>17552429
I didn't bring up male monsters.

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>>17552440
RP shit can fuck off too.

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>>17552378
I want a really old Ochimusha from the bronze age. I could bust into her old mistress' tomb or something, you know.

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>>17552475
This is worse than trash.

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>>17552475
>male harem
Who's the fag that made this

[Anonymous No.]

>school starts up again
>shitposting gets worse
Real thinking hours.

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>>17552475
>tfw you will never be part of a Chad Hellhound's harem
>tfw you will never get pegged by her daily
Life is suffering

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>>17552475
I just know someone's going to do this about writefags. I can feel it in my bones. The only question is who that special someone's going to sub for Chad.

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>>17552475
Anubis Propaganda is kinda pathetic isn't it? Assuming things about a girl she's never met just because said girl is more popular.

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>>17552475
lel

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>>17552486
That's an 8 filename.
Conclude what you will from that.

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>>17552475
Anubis' tits too big, wouldn't date.

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>>17552488
(You)

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>>17552494
Of course it is.

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>>17552489
It's going to be /mgt/ writefag vs tft writefag just for meme's sake.

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>>17552495
I wouldn't date her because she sounds like an unpleasant person.

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I have a weird thought
If a automaton is meant to protect you and it meets a bad human, does that put it in a 3 laws loop?

Or alternatively, if one is a masochist and wants to a automaton to hurt him, would that put her in a loop?

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>>17552510
>The Virgin Writefag
>The Chad Storyteller

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>>17552515
You're assuming that Automatons are Three Laws compliant.
She'll do anything for her Master.

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>>17552475
>male harem
I wouldn't expect anything less Achtchan.

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>>17552495
Do monstergirls take rejection well?

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>>17552515
Automatons do not operate by Asimov laws because they're shitty.
But even if they did they'd protect you by removing you from the danger, obviously.

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>>17552533
I imagine a lot would just rape you as punishment. It's different from rape because they love you because they make sure it hurts.

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>>17552533
No they don't. Expect to be kidnapped and raped the night you reject one. She won't untie you until you marry her.

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>>17552317
It has, infamously jumping the shark when the mc tried to hang an old woman for wanting to stop a Baphomet from stealing children. Naturally he's portrayed as being a loose cannon hero for doing this.

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>>17552475
delet

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>>17552533
No.

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>>17552515
>not wanting your automaton to pull a megaman 7 and say that she's "more than just a robot."

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>>17552495

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>>17552495
I'd take her, poor girl needs a hug.

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>>17552475
Quality otherchan content as always.
Does anyone else find it amusing that we have or had all the talented content providers and they've only got mediocre material? It really makes you think.

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>>17552475
>Male harem
Way to ruin it in a single line

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>>17552534
Isn't the asimov laws the backbone of robotics?
Or is it just the ramblings of a paranoid fool?

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>>17552475
Oh look, they completely missed the joke when making that image.

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>>17552553
Tittynubis begone, I only live for flatjackals.

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>>17552566
Asimov's laws are actually a bad idea in practise. Even he admitted it.

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>>17552566
Asimov wrote the laws as a fun exercise of making something that sounded reasonable and then finding ways around them. His own books about the laws were how they didn't work in practice.

[Anonymous No.]

Japan loves monster girls.

At what fucking point will they go full furry? Horse pussy is horse pussy. Why not have the 2 legged human shaped

[Anonymous No.]

>all these fags who can't take a little joke

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>>17552533
>>17552537
>>17552539
Yandere scheduledogs are very scary. It's better not to think about what she'll do to you if you reject her

[Anonymous No.]

How about terminator 2 with a paladin modded automaton and a cyber shoggoth?

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>>17552566
His books are all about things going to hell in a handbasket because the laws have some fun loopholes.

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>>17552586
t. faggot that wants to be part of a male harem

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>>17552585
Japan already has furfags you moron.

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>>17552541
Why is this Anubutt russian?

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>>17552587
I guess I'm lucky I'd never reject her.

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This talk about automations has got me wanting to see if automaton have a "serious thinking" face.

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>>17552585
Japs always had furries
2 legged centaur is shit and kills the whole point of centaur. You may as well have harpies without wings. I bet you love kemono friends literal cosplay "monsters"

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>>17552583
>>17552584
>>17552592
Well ive learnd something new today
Thank you

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>>17552595
This, but they're nowhere near as obnoxious as western furries.

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>>17552540
I remember him throwing a shitter when people didnt appreciate his work

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>>17552603
>he doesn't love Friends

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>>17552586
It's not even a good joke, the image is just typical of content from that place.
It's unsubtle, unfunny, and badly drawn. It's almost like they're all underage shitposters.

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>>17552586
>male harem
No thanks. I will just go to a graveyard to look for my charcoal skinned guardian that other guys will not shoot their jizz in.

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>>17552549
When does that happen?

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>>17552586
>I was only pretending to be retarded

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>>17552609
>quad ears faggotry
>harpies with no wings

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>>17552601
It looks like this

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>>17552628
>not liking superior headwings
what a fag

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>>17552609
Doesn't get much more pear than this.

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>>17552629
>hourglass eyes whenever she's lost in thought
I'm sold.

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>>17552608
It was more that we "didn't get it" and that the mc group were only winning pyrrhic victories. I read all the way to volume six before giving up, and all I saw were the human nations getting massacred at no expense to Laven and friends.

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>>17552601
Automatons probably take little time to think through scenarios.

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>>17552586
It's a shit joke, when /pol/ can make better versions of that meme you know you fucked up.

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>>17552625
At the end of the game megaman has Wily at gunpoint.
In the jp version megaman goes through a 3 laws loop
But in the us/eu one, he says hes more than just a robot
Its the only game where megaman actually tries to KILL wily.

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>>17551603
It would be a quick way for her to make some nice money, and what dragon doesn't love money and riches? The more you have the more you can spoil your true treasure after all.

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>>17552629
What about that pinwheel rainbow thing macs have ?

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Is there a fetish worse than ntr lads?

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>>17552667
Snuff probably.

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>>17552667
Let's find out!
To Google, lads!

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>>17552667
Snuff mixed with NTR i guess.

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>>17552664
That's for trendy new age automatons whose operating system constantly crashes and shares all your data to tanukis.

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>>17552667
Lets not open this can of worms AGAIN.

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>>17552669
>>17552672
Are we talking real snuff, or anime pictures?

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>>17552586
You knew perfectly well the male harem bullshit was going to get you this response. Really, its not that hard.
>no cheating
>no monsterboys
>no male harems
You can do anything you want, just dont add those.

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>>17552667
Probably whatever led to the creation of that one futa trashbag monstergirl

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>>17552664
Why would anyone ever build an Alptomaton?

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>>17552672
3 posts in and we have a winner! Congratulations!

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>>17552667
>anything furry
>toddlercon
>diapers
>you

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>>17552672
Wisp pls

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>>17552603
Is a horse gurl a centaur? No but its less bestiality than a centaur.

Whats bettera cute horse girl whos shaped like a human or a centaur thats 75% real horse and the only part you can fug is actual horse?

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>>17552586
It's pretty funny in and of itself to see so many of them get offended as if the image is trying to glorify the Chad stuff
That's some real deep seated autism right there

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>>17552680
How does an alptomatron even work?

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>>17552689
This post reeks of ESL.

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>>17552695
Probably get a "male" robot and add a onahole to it.

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>>17552667
Your favorite

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>>17552702
Whats ESL?

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>>17552680
>>17552695
>>17552703
Take a hike Alpfaggots. Don't infect Automatons with your festering cancer.

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>>17552703
>Robot moaning your name
>in a male voice
Hot

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>>17552707
English as a Second Language.

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>>17552667
Furry corruption ntr Yes it's a thing and I want to bleach my brain.

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>>17552692
>everyone tells you the image is either shit in itself, unfunny, or annoyance on amle harems in the monstergirl thread
>"LOL U MAD AT CHADS U BETAS!"
Those are some olympic gold standard mental gymnastics you're doing there. Very impressive.

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>>17552692
>>17552713
So much faggotry so early on.

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>>17552708
Your robot waifu was originally a male model faggot.

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>>17552715
Are talking about that one cow head thing?

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>>17552713
>Stephen Hawking voice Automaton

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>>17552695
>Mad scientist downloads his consciousness into a robot body
>Mamano mana

You just can't win as an evil genius anymore. Think about all those wizards who thought they could be cool skeleton liches chilling in their towers catching up on their anime backlog for all eternity.

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>>17552722
Automatons were obviously just genderless battle droids in ages past.

[Anonymous No.]

>mac vs PC with automatons

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>>17552713
>when your automaton's circuits go a little haywire in the middle of sex
Makes for an awkward moment and possible boner kill.

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>>17552629
I wonder what questions would trigger that.

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>>17552749
"Are traps gay?"

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>niggas treating Automatons like literal 60s robots just as they treated Werewolves like doggos once upon a time
These threads can go in the worst directions with certain species sometimes.

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>>17552678
The point of the virgin vs Chad images is to portray the Chad side as a completely comically overblown inversion of what virgins commonly think they get made fun of for, not to portray Chad as an actual ideal for society or what should be strived for
The original has lines like 'has never listened to music in his life' or some such obvious hyperbole, it's just a dumb caricature that in actuality pokes fun at the 'virgin' for thinking that the reason they're uncool or unpopular or what have you is because of things that are actually quite normal for lots of people who are well adjusted non-virgins too, instead of the actual reasons (typically cynical, over judgmental people who think the world owes them something and are unwilling to compromise for others)
That people can't even laugh at or at least acknowledge the humor of the obvious outlandish nature of a hellhound Chad having a completely unrealistic male harem or other ridiculous things and instead instantly get offended and threatened at the mention of something that is clearly the butt of a joke only serves to make the joke all the funnier and completely confirms the very type of person the meme is insulting

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>>17552667
Voyeurism

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>>17552755
Look at this overly defensive faggot and laugh.

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>>17552755
>otherchan didn't get the joke and took it literally
I'm not even surprised anymore

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>>17552475
>people actually getting autistic over one joke line in an a joke image
will things here ever get any better

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>>17552722
But why male models?

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>>17552752
How are you supposed to deal with a blue screened Automaton? I'm not sure if you should trust Gremlins with your wife.

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>>17552767
Because Alpfags want to fuck men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552722
>Your waifu is robot Derek Zoolander
Did they at least fix the bug where she can't turn left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552759
You need to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552759
This is a projection-free zone. Cease this immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552765
The waifufags won.
There was a time that was a derogatory term here. Not even that long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552772
...but why male models?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552753
MGE Automatons aren't even robots. They're golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552767
Us hand models are a different breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552708
fuck off Take a hike-fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552770
>take your blue-screened automaton waifu to a shady gremlin for some fixing
>whenever your automaton orgasms she says "OHHH YEAHH" in the Kool Aid man's voice

[Anonymous No.]

I want cripplechan to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552773
>Anon's waifu's school for girls who want to fuck good and do other things good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552794
fuck off take-a-hike take-a-hike-fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552784
Waifufags are dedicated by default, of course they'd stick around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552802
It does feel like we're being raided by morons, at least Hellhound shitposter had anger and knew how to play people off each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552807
I don't post the same thing every thread. He has entire archive pages full of him saying the exact same thing to posts he doesn't like.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone needs to calm down and get a nice cold drink.
I reccomend wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552684
Furry with male humans is infinitely better than NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552755
Get off the internet, memecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552818
Or, maybe, just maybe, /jp/ is full of morons too. Holy fuck not every bad post is some fucking raid attempt, jesus christ. Website war paranoia is the most cancerous shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552822
Found the furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552827
If prefering kemono over NTR is being a furfag, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552827
I mean he's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552755
That's not a bad breakdown to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552824
>leotard Cheshire
Why hasn't this been done before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552755
>typically cynical, over judgmental people who think the world owes them something and are unwilling to compromise for others)
I admit to all of these things, but out of all of them since when has being a cynic been a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552755
No, you completely miss the point entirely. Its not about chads. Its not about glorifying chads. Its simply that people here do not accept male harems. You simply posted something that is universally despised in this thread. It had nothing to do with trashing or defending chads, at least not with a lot of anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Be vigilante of big and dangerous spiders

[Anonymous No.]

Whitehorn should have always been bipedal. You can have some other kind of snow horse, these girs are too good for horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552853
Can I be a vigilante of cute demons instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552854
Welcome to Monster™Girls, enjoy your stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552854
Reminder that the bipedal White Horn is of vastly superior form to their lesser, quadruped counterparts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552862
>If it's not fucking a horse it's cosplay
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552879
The sabath really need to learn from this. That getup is so much hotter than anything skimpy or slutty can achieve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552850
I didn't post it. I'm just saying the point is it's a universally despised thing. That's part of the humor.
Okay, like pretend someone told a joke along the lines of saying 'a man NTRing another's man's wife falls into a pile of shit on the way out and says 'huh, feels like home!'- would you get pissed that someone was trying to push NTR because they simply mentioned it as the butt of a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552822
Whats NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552859
>"Oouu, waaow masta! You want me to put my big pushy tush wheere? But masta, why wud ya wanna feel it on ya face? Ufufu!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552894
Messa Jar Jar Binks!

[Anonymous No.]

How about ninja kobolds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552894
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552859
>>17552894
>Unholy huge ass and thighs
>cute and spunky
>total cocktease
>boston/New York accent
I wanna be a slave to her even though I'm her master

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552854
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552901
Not viable. You leave a box of milk bones out on the counter with a rope catch inside and you've got yourself a ninja kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552886
of course, its much better when they are clothed
its no fun when practically everything is on show right away

[Anonymous No.]

What an abortion of a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552290
Tall, haughty, and dom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552912
Are you new? This is the average thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi are not good at giving ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552290
100% Mommydom

I don't' care if it's weird, chocolate elves were made to be mommys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552912
The automaton stuff was fine until the alpshit invaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552924
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are whores and should not be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552924
I like my elves like I like my chocolate. Rich, thick, delicious and brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552927
Alpomatons are a good idea though. Like if Raiden got hit by a wave of Mamano mana and went from cut and dice to robo ninja handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552936
I wonder what thick elf pussy tastes like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552667
I order all fetishes in a pyramid system with deserves capital punishment tier at the bottom, so ntr has lots of company

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552938
>Alpomatons are a good idea though
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552820
I desire a chilled sweet madiera

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552947
But they are faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552667
I've been able to enjoy pretty much all of them except NTR, and i mean any of them, full bannable degeneracy and all that.
I don't hate anybody based on what gets their dick hard, but of anything in the internet and beyond I really just don't quite get NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552936
I like my elves like I like my chocolate. Rich, thick, delicious and white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552961
You should try hating things and people, its fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552953
>But they are faggots
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552966
Seems like a waste of time and energy

-said the man who faps to disgusting things on a nightly basis, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552290

I'm not particular, as long as her intentions are ultimately good. I'd just be happy with a dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552961
Pretty zen for a degenerate.
A de-zen-erate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552941
>tfw no mommydom brown elf into facesitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552934
Nothing wrong with dating or marrying a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552978
maybe he should fly to los angeles
find his asshole brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552921
>Anon struggling to come up with a meal idea
>"Just order pizza, and then let's have sex."
They might not be good at coming up with ideas per se, but they're definitely helpful in their own ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552981
.t Sven

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552979
Dear god.
Imagine her asking you what it tastes like and asking if you'd like her to start mixing it into your meals as she rubs that fat plump dripping thing on your face after you get home from school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552824

God dammit, if she starts wearing elbow gloves she'll have most of my clothing weaknesses covered. They are evolving...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552987
>mixing it into your meals
And you lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

I would to read like story of a girl becoming a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553004
Better as a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553004
well that post got fucked
It should read "I would like to read a story of a girl becoming a dragon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552941
Pine

>thick elf
Oh
Oak then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553005
Normally I'd agree, but this time being a monster has actually improved her looks.
Maybe KC is finally learning to not make the human forms so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553005
Not this time desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553004
What a cute dragon she became, would marry.
>>17553005
Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553012
That isn't KC's art.

[Anonymous No.]

I just hope that eventually we can get the translators on some of this stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553014
>Nice meme
He's wrong this time, but KC has a history of drawing attractive girls as the "before" picture, and some cum-covered monstergirl making a weird face as the "after". He really needs to stop that shit if he wants the transformation to look like an improvement. This time was right on the money, an average looking girl turned into a sexy dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Bitter losers that think someone like a monster girl would cheat on them doesn't deserve happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553022
Twintails a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553029
somebody did a edit of the lesser succubus that doesn't have the cum
and then there's the fallen maiden pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553029
It's almost like it's a porn setting and you're meant to imagine the cum belongs to (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553036
I've only ever like one girl ever with twintails
and that's R.mika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553038
Willmarina is the only fallen maiden who looks better as a monster, imo. Most of the others look like downgrades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553044
I liked koyoi and merse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553043
Who is R.mika? (Google is not loading)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553055
Street Fighter character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553055
This fucking guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553055
R.Mika is a wrestler girl from street fighter.
The R stands for Rainbow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552888
The issue here is that, it didnt looked like a joke at all. I didnt even knew it was until someone else mentioned it.

It simply looked like a funny piece of Hellhound and Anubis fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553071
>recently found out that the old alpha 3 voice for her is the same as naruto.
Made faps weird for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553055
>>17553071
So in a bid to make this shit on topic
R.mika as a monster when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553044
What >>17553046 said, especially Koyoi. She looked so miserable before her corruption and for good reason, she had an absolutely shit life.
As a monster she's confident looking and the "evil" look is really hot.

Some of the others were okay too but those are the two I really like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553044
I think all look better. Except the roper of course, ropers a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551925
i bet you filter dudeposter too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553106
We need more discussions about the MGWF.
Even though she is a heel, I'd still give it to Stone Cold Paladin-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553126
It's the witch that I label the shitest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552961
Me too, I just dont get the concept of NTR. Not even saying people who like it are bad, just that the concept of liking it its alien to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553135
What about joining the Vicky McMahon kiss my ass club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553128
Good night and don't burn down the thread guy is an annoying shit too. It got old months ago, yet he does it every thread.
All the running joke posters should stop, at least the Yeti shitposter admitted he was an annoying fuck and quit.

[Anonymous No.]

We need to see a cooking show with chef sally!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553152
Wasn't there some guy who kept saying happy London morning or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553135
>Stone Cold Paladin-Chan
>not the chubby (and really crazy) Succubus Michelle Foley
She'd rape you through a steel cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553128
Dudeposter is allowed because of mofu. And because I see him like once every month now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553011
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an assistant to the dragon boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553160
WHERES THE WERESHEEP SAUCE?!
It's FOOKING RAAAAW

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553160
>Salamander chef
>Known for adding unique spices to her food and cooking with her tail
>also has her own special homebrewed spicy sauce labelled "the good stuff"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553183
Beware the drool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553183
I want to be the assistant to a zany yet nuanced Mad Hatter who runs a candy factory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553022
The chibi on the left is Litiya, the spongebob wyvern from the cover
Novice guide
Dragon-knight of dragonia
Disposition - genki, obedient, loyal
Dere level 4/5 (she is good with men, talk to her like you would do to any girl)
"Check out new bazaar! I really recommend to try some local wine, it's really good. You can watch dragon's training flights here as well. And this night... we will spend in my room!"
The profile actually doesn't really say much about her, it's just general info about wyverns. She is wyvern who recently signed up a guide to find her "rider". She is good, eager girl so she will quickly turn lewd and passionate if you earn her attention
t. Dragonia's tour agency cheif Ydefilis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553240
>wifing Wilma Wonka
>not her army of shortstack oompa loompas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553252
oompa loompas are bastards
they sing about how shit you are before helping

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553250
Is she ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553250
remind me to pastbin some of the stuff you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553252
They're certainly hot stuff and spunky sexy, but I could never resist the dry wit, the sly seductiveness and the mysterious madness of my mistress Mad Hatter as she offers me an unlabeled fizzy drink behind closed doors, her cane rubbing against my inner thigh and her hat pulled low and tilted sensually!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553264
>oompa loompa toopity tick
>if you are wise you'll give me your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553160
And then there's that weird cooking show with the MG equivalent to Martin Yan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553106
What type of monstergirl would she actually be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553274
>she catches you oogling a particularly stacked loompette one day
>when you try focus put the moves on her later
>"You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553299
Hey
That's pretty good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553300
Oh man, you have no idea how much I'd beg and kneel and beg some more for her to forgive me. Though if I know my waifu, she'd sooner just drink a magic drink that temporarily makes her even MORE stacked than that shortstack to get me slobbering and drooling all over her.
My waifu is cool and composed, but secretly a very jealous woman. Shh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553128
At least his posts are actually somewhat different from each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553299
I'd say ogre with a thing for face sitting

[Anonymous No.]

Whats a good book to give to a hakutaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553377
Forbidden Love: The 30 Step Guide to Seducing Your Favorite Student

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553328
>low key Yandere Mad Hatter
Shudder

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552921
They're good at dancing though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuIfYUIJ4k

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553410
She's not yandere, anon. Just a bit jealous and rightfully possessive. She is in Wonderland after all. It's a very lewd place with girls of scrupulous understanding of boundaries! But she's got nothing to fear. She's the only woman in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552854
As horses White Horns can transport cold, lost travellers much easier, and she can offer you a hat and scarf made from her fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553377
The Kama Sutra. But have your favorite positions highlighted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553485
She's not part horse, she's part deer!
That's monsterist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553485
>As horses White Horns can transport cold, lost travellers much easier
Yeah and as dogs, helhounds can hunt husbands much more efficiently. But they aren't 'taurs because it's not as sexy.
>she can offer you a hat and scarf made from her fur
So can bipedal whitehorns, only there's less fur, so it takes longer and the end result is more valuable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553500
White Horns need to one up Yetis, Yuki-onnas, and Ice Queens from getting the frozen hikers first, plowing through deep snow with hooves and horns is their advantage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553022
Novice guide
Wyvern Sirtia
Dragon-knight of dragonia
Disposition - stubborn, obstinate (could be passionate in rare cases)
Dere level 2/5 - (she is not used to men and is quite moody for a wyvern)
This way! I will guide you through special route, so you will have to ride on my back. Get on!"
All dragon-knights do night "training" with their husbands. This act is a proof of love between a dragon and her partner. One of my duties as a dragon-knight commander is to patrol the dorms at night. I have to make sure their "training" are going well and their moans are lewd enough. But when I pass near the Sirtia's door all I can hear is her own voice soothing herself
Even without a husband all dragon-knights train their flying skills, so they would be able to fly together with future partner. Sirtia excels at solo flight and knows everything about Dragonia but she can't deal with men, she is not genki like Litiya. She had few chances of getting off with a man but she was too tsun, embarrassed and in the end flew away.
But this time Sirtia volunteered to be your guide herself! It means she is ready to give you everything. Don't be so surprised. I can tell it just by seeing how much her usually cold mood melts down in your presence. Keep it a secret, but all dragons keep their proud and prudish appearance during the day only to completely change it at night! We crave partner's love and will gladly accept all of it. She may be a bit pushy sometimes but it's only because she doesn't want to share you with others. Ah~, can't wait to hear what kind of moans she will make during your night "training"!
t. alto-iris

>>17553269
Meh, this is translation of a translation so don't bother. Maybe someone will do it better in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553520
Stop trying to reason with him.
You're arguing with a wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553520
This >>17553525
If he can't see the appeal of a girl and refuses to just let her be/pay attention to girls he does like that's his loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553520
I fundamentally disagree. All girls should have equal opportunity to frozen boys.

Furthermore, if such a role is necessary, Whitehorns shouldn't be martyred to do it. Such sweet girls don't deserve horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553520
Equal opportunity cuddling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553563
We spot you wendigo chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553522
Dereness is a stat now?

[Anonymous No.]

Post songs that are about your waifu.
https://youtu.be/-5LspM3rHRU

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553597
Apparently. I wish we had a scale of dere to compare it to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
>Whitehorn
>eulogy
Is is because all the boys she keeps finding are frozen solid and dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
Fuck off with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
>atlas
I don't see how that's at all related, but at least you have good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553597
Kinda, it's actually "relationship with humans" but it's the same shit.
Those stars in the profile is dere level >>17553022

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuFWKbFiQ1A

[Anonymous No.]

What would EX Rank dereness be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553631
Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553579
She can't hide forever back there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FdnA4SyYzE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553634
She can certainly try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
Wonderland idols.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALsCwkmr9GQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553609
No sad White Horns, they're happy and overly excitable girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553637
Powerwolf is the best metal band name I've heard right behind skeletonwitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553579
>"U-waaaaaah!"
>Scurries off with hands flailing

[Anonymous No.]

How can you make the wendigo awawawaw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552346
Women in uniforms are insanely arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553658
This is from a H-game isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553658
This seems a tad lewder than your standard idolshit. Is this from an H-game? It looks like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553673
Smack her with Rata-chan newspaper when she tries to ride the dryer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553685
Is she just enjoying the vibrations or is she getting off to it?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that Cheshire Tigers exist according to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552475
>tfw no hot dog to peg me and play with my prostate

No homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIFn0wqZx7Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553694
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552475
I guffawed

>>17552755
> "Enjoy this meme my way or don't enjoy it at all, REEEEEEEEEEEE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553731
Why is your taste so shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju1leLlfoz0

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
I don't have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553767
Favorite species then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553780
I don't know what song would suit a Lich aside from shitty Halloween ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553802
https://youtu.be/BvsMPOfblfg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553815
>Rob Zombie
Just because you don't like Undead doesn't mean you can insult them like that.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Hellhound react if she is having a heated argument with her husband and as she is gesticulating a lot, she accidentally hits him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553701
Scared yet aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553824
no taste, back to /mu/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmtUK_1jh4

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553842
Rob Zombie can fuck off when he made those Halloween movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553845
You're a real Treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553827
>accidentally
just like the amazon husbands fall down stairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553863
My Pharaoh is very good at Children's Card Games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553875
Except for that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

I strongly want to snuggle a familiar.
Small, portable, and soft, they've got a lot of it right off the bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553827
>sorry husband, but it looks like we're in an extremely contrived what-if scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553882
Well maybe if the Apophis hadn't threatened to kill herself she wouldn't have lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553891
Don't forget that time in season 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No6jHwe0QoQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WXYajeP9TE

BASAKA SOURU

[Anonymous No.]

Twintailed Hellhounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553891
I don't think Seto would be a snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553901
I dig it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553377
Wholesome historical texts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553875
What about that one time she lost because she carelessly staked her soul and sacrificed all her monsters only to get defeated by them in a laser beab of hubris?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553898
MONSTAH CARDO

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553885
>Anons shocked look turns to one of horror as his hellhound wife splits into two nearly identical shortstack versions of herself where one has an overly large bust and the other has a huge ass that would make pants impossible to wear.
>"Hmmm, now it seems like you need to pick if you want to bone the me with the huge ass or the me with huge tits." the duo say in stereo before their loli daughteru kicks down the door, seemingly having aged many years.
>"Dad! I'm inexplicably 23 years old and the only way to turn me back is to give me the dick, will you do it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553909
Literally painful to look at

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553909
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553914
the only answer is to run out the door and scream at funny man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553891
>Seto
>Anything but a Blue Eyes White Dragon
The dude was literally the biggest waifufaggot in the entire franchise. THE FUCKING CARD WAS LITERALLY HIS WAIFU FROM 5,000 YEARS AGO. I WISH I WAS KIDDING BUT I'M NOT. HE WAS DESTINED TO BE REUNITED WITH HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553901
A travesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553901
Twintails are disgusting and should only be used as a warning label for bitchy, obnoxious tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553923
But anon, there's also the eternal struggle between Pharaoh and his nemesis, what monster is more fitting for that role than Apophis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553907
That didn't count.
>>17553923
And he had three of them, and was kindof a crazy yandere for them when you think about it. I mean he ripped up Yugi's Granpa's one just so he couldn't have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553923
Kaiba is truly the greatest autist in any medium ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553901
I have no strong opinions one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553920
>Anon opens the door and runs into a hugely busty dark mage
>"Hello Anon, I can give you a huge dick that will also allow to impregnate your wife whenever you want BUT you will also need to dick my alp friend once a year and impregnate her. Are you up for it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553937
>That didn't count.
It counted more than the first one anon! I mean, Pharaoh-chan actually won that one, she just conceded so Apophis wouldn't kill herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553933
>Pharaoh continuously tries to save her poor husband from the clutches of an evil Apophis who has stolen her husband
>By challenging her to a children's card game

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553914
I had a giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553944
I can't believe he was so mad over not being able to beat the Pharaoh he made a giant space elevator just to kill himself and play a children's card game in the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

Alexis > Akiza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553909
>tanlines on papi
vnice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553933
Zorc was more of Atem's nemesis than Seto was, after all he was the actual God of Darkness while Seto was just a massive waifufaggot.

>>17553937
>>17553944
That feeling when Kisara was actually the Blue-Eyes White Dragon in human form. It was confirmed in the manga by Takahashi that as both her Ka and Ba, the Dragon was not only her soul but her personality. The human body was just along for the ride.

Kaiba fucking waifu'd an immortal engine of destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552761
its a joke you retard. getting mad because you're a hellhound loving faggot doesn't change the meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553891
What about that other time when she was in an inconclusive duel with a young, annoying wannabe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553901
The perfect hairstyle for using like handlebars while pounding her from behind, made all the more tempting by the nature of hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553975
Are you talking about the one with the demon in his head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553975
She was going to win so it counts.
>>17553981
I think he's talking about whatshername, the annoying girl who wanted the Blue Eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553981
Yes, that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553300
>particularly stacked loompette
So a goblin then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553994
He wasn't that young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553914
Damn phantoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552695
Ask this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551894
I'll stop now Anon, just for you~

>>17553909
Not even best monmusu.

[Anonymous No.]

SUMMER NEVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552475
I love it. BWSnowy does it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554034
That is neither Tio nor is it Rachnera. What are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553563
>>17554037
I see Ushi is still waiting to make her move.

Fall, Winter, Spring. An Apex stalker.

Will she get a happy ending like this moth? Only time will tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554048
>>17554034
>Not Cerea
Um, sweetie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554048
Posting the best girl, of course.

Lala > Zombina > Everybody else

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554048
You mean Tio or Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554034
>>17554057
>>17554061
Hold on now EMGfags, we managed to get to reach the image limit for the first time in ages thanks to stuff like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554066
Well thank goodness people were posting monstergirl images then

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that monster girl Ojous need to have HUGE...tracts of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554076
inb4 'we're being raided' accusations

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554077
The hugest.
I want an ojou oni with breasts so huge she rests them on the table for extra support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553676
I really want to see more monster girls in suits. Suits are really sexy. Or dress suits. Any kind of suit, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554085
What species?

Do they take five minutes just to settle down when she heaves them up on the table and plops them loudly in front of everybody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554085
Can Onis even be Ojous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554107
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554101
An oni.
And yes, there is quite a bit of jiggling.

>>17554107
Don't mistake strength for simplicity.
Oni can ojo just as hard as everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554115
Shit doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554116
I think he means if she is Red or Blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554085
>>17554101
My #1 holstaur fantasy is to patronize a milkshake cafe where the cowgirls rest their huge, dripping mammaries on a high bar and you just drink straight from the tap.
I imagine they'd wear frilly, colour-coded uniforms to identify themselves as vanilla / strawberry / mint / chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554125
Red

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554115
The MMF shit killed this hmanga for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554119
I know one worse. Well, several more,
but they aren't thread appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554107

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554128
That sounds cute.
I'd be ok visiting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554128
I'll take the slightly tsundere one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554056

I'd like to give that moth a happy ending iykim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554142
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554144
There is a point at which this needed to stop and that is clearly past it.

No, don't go all the way in the other direction either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552475
allah doggo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554144
needs more holst milk

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

Someone send help, I'm all out of free time and I can't seem to find any more.

https://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554144
That's my kind of oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554167
Holy hell man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554150
Suckling tsun monstergirls is patrician taste.
They can pout all they want, but you're the one who's going to walk away with that milk their breasts lovingly brewed.
A good girl would be feeding it to her child, but instead here she is, shamelessly bearing her nipples for anyone to come and taste!

[Anonymous No.]

>Tell Fairy to get out of your cup

>Go do something else until she leaves

Choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554163
I want to cum on the nerd's face and glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554061
Tio > Zombina > Lala is the correct list

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554199
Drink it while she's still in it and tell her that her honey makes it even sweeter.
She then holds on for dear life as I down the drink and proceed to give her a tongue lashing she'll never forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554232
Tio > Miia > Rachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554198
Oh it's just a job to her. It's not like she enjoys it or anything. Plus she insists that I only drink from her since I make sure pervy noises it creeps the other girls out.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could spend all day everyday in a sandworm's shell, just a carefree life with no obligations, ignoring this gay Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554282
Full body kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554244
Objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554282
SHAI-HULUD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554280
mouf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554163
Me and my Hellhound waifu are gonna pelt that nerd with BBs.

[Anonymous No.]

So, how do you rank the dragons and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554288
Objectively right

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554303
I don't really like any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554303
1. Jabberwock
2. Dragon
3. Wurm
4. Dragon Zombie
5. Ryu
6. Wyvern
7. Otohime

Jabberwock at the top because I have a tongue fetish, and they fill that perfectly. The rest are soft of meh, so I just ranked them in terms of how I like their design.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could write better for you degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554287
When you hug each other is it french-kissing or a hug? I mean, they're main body is supposed to be the "tongue".

What if you kiss and hug her at the same time, is it a double kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554324
It's not writing gud that's hard, it's gathering the motivation to write at all.
I am entirely happy with my writefaggotry quality; it's the quantity that's the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554303
I worship all Dragons equally, but they do get bonus points for being mayadere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554303
Ryu>Wyvern>Otohime>Dragon Zombie>Dragon>Jabberwock>Wurm

If you combined Ryu and Otohime into one ocean dwelling serpent goddess the result would probably be my ideal monster girl and I like the childhood friend battle couple thing wyverns have going for them, the rest are fine but don't really do much for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554350
There's only one mayadere type dragon I want, and her name is Smaug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554167
That was pretty brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554303
>So, how do you rank the dragons and why?
All dragons are good but yandere ones are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554303
The older the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554282
I want to jump into a sandworms maw right now.
I want her to rub her slimy body all over me.
I want her to kiss me and hug me and lick me all over.
I want her to hold me close and tell me that she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

how do you like your demonic weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554415
Piercing my chest so I can get off this gay Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554330
>What if you kiss and hug her at the same time, is it a double kiss?
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554415
Ideally milkier than that, but it's not like I'd turn down the opportunity to sheathe my sword there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554303
The MGE ones? I don't really do it, I dislike them equally.

[Anonymous No.]

hold on,if demonic weapons can manifest bodies at will,can you wield them? how they act if you sharpen or clean them?

can you even upgrade/enchant demonic weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554438
Homo spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554448
If you sharpen or polish a Cursed Sword it's the equivalent of masturbation and headpatting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554448
>if demonic weapons can manifest bodies at will
Why do you think that they can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554449
I bet this dragon has a dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554449
Sorry I don't talk to monsters who go sub because of a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554457
There is a surplus of well-drawn Toobie ass images out there and you post that one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554459
A vow of silence, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554453
I've always wondered about the sword half of Cursed Swords.
Can the husband touch it? Is it sensitive to the husband's touch? Does it make cute sounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554463
LOOK at that BUTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554464
Delusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554465
I imagine they become symbiotic, like Parasite Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554232
>>17554244
>tfw you love Zombina and Rach's personalities
>tfw you don't like gross zombie bodies and have arachnophobia
>tfw you like Miia's cute snek body
>But she's worst personality wise

[Anonymous No.]

This is a silly idea I came up with and I'm not sure what to do with it.

>vampires need to be invited to enter a home
>vampire moves to a new neighborhood and disguises herself as a human
>gains access to people's homes by introducing herself as the new neighbor and bringing cookies or brownies or some sort of treat
>one man likes them so much he tells her, "You're welcome anytime you bring cookies!"
>vampire uses this to her advantage
>regularly sneaks into his house to feed on him while he's asleep
>but she has to bring a plate of cookies with her to get in
>every morning the man mysteriously finds a plate of fresh baked cookies in his kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554412
I have a serious fetish for tongues and lotionplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554477
>But she's worst personality wise
Says you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554477
>have severe arachnophobia
>have actually had a panic attack so bad I almost had to go to a hospital because I accidentally touched a spider once
>fetish for spider girls
>don't find them at all scary
I'm almost certain the penis is just a straight up separate entity completely unrelated to me, and he's just along for the ride.

And zombina is hot as fuck shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554457
Big fat robutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554478
Can be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554485
Oh Zombina is hot, don't get me wrong... Just the whole notion of her literally falling apart at the seams, plus her blood being toxic, and then the smell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554477
>But she's worst personality wise
BS. She's the most loving of them all. Being with her means being with a woman who loves you and goes out of her way to show you each and every day!

Her only drawback is that she can't cook or clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554489
>Just the whole notion of her literally falling apart at the seams, plus her blood being toxic, and then the smell...
See the toxic blood stuff actually improves her for me; mgs with dangerous bits that you've got to take care not to nick during sexy time are 11/10 cute. Because it forces her to have slow, careful handholding sex even if she wants to batter your pelvis to dust.
Gentle passion is best passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554463
Imagine working on this game, and your boss comes up to you and tells you that your only responsibility is modeling her ass so that it looks perfect, and then he adds that you'll be fired if it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554489
>not wanting gentle lovemaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0burFoOJoM

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554503
>Because it forces her to have slow, careful handholding sex even if she wants to batter your pelvis to dust.
Not possible since having sex with her will certainly kill you, just like other EMG Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554478
I always tear up at the thought of a cute girl sneaking into my house at night to see me.
I even leave the window open a crack irl. I live on an upper floor and have a screen so don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554509
But then you can be undead with her and be with her forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554505
Doesn't sound like it's be a difficult task for the people who modeled asses for Bayonetta and MGR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554516
>wanting to be a monsterboy
Then your minds gradually rot away and you just wander off from eachother. Thank God EMG isn't a primary discussion topic here despite being forced so hard by EMG thread remnants lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554516
I forgot about her being able to do that. Would be cute wandering the world with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554511
I once broke down crying because this came up in a doujin I read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554516
Fair point I suppose
You could share embalming fluid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554516
Or you could pull in a favor from Lala to make you immortal or immune to the zombie fluid stuff.
WIth all of the variety of races and the tech and magic they bring in EMG, I'm sure theres a hundred and one loopholes you could use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554543
Tio and Manoko a cute
The omakes of her being so jealous of her tits were pretty adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554459
>monsters who go sub because of a dick
That just means they have good character, because they're willing to recognize they've made a mistake and they know better now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554526
Reminder that even in MGE, you eventually become an incubus.

Speaking of which, I know KC said you still keep a human appearance, but I want horns, damnit! I don't care if I have to wear a plastic headpiece, I'm getting horns after the portals open!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554551
Incubi are not monsterboys

>but I want horns, damnit!
Shoot yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554551
Prepare for people endlessly bitching about you wanting that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554551
You keep your appearance mostly, but you get fit and get a bigger dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554551
I think it would be cool too and had some ideas about what specific monstergirl species would have as an effect on their husbands over the course of incubization, but you'll just get spammed out by people for even mentioning it unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554565
>unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554561
But I thought the anger people have towards the idea of monsterboys boils down to 'it means monstergirls would rather go for them'. If you're already married and are set and secure with a monstergirl and mostly off the market, whats the harm in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554551
>but I want horns, damnit!
Why is it the people who push this garbage always type like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554573
Are you the same newfag who was asking why every male turned female before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554573
That's typically what they claim they get mad about in regards to anything remotely resembling monsterboys, yes.
I frankly don't know, I've given up trying to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554579
No? That's basic stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554573
Because it would attract other people like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554505
>modeling that ass
>dude deserves a raise fo sho

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554551
>>17554561

> Speaking of which, I know KC said you still keep a human appearance, but I want horns, damnit!
I remember when Baphomet Complex first came out, and it said that the guy's eyes turned glowing purple when he incubised. and people sperged out about THAT: eye colour change.

So I think >>17554573 has only half the story. Part of the problem of monsterboys is, yes, that if mgs have males of their own species to go for then one's suspension of disbelief that they would thirst for NEET cum goes out the window. But I think in addition to that there's a very strong segment (even majority?) of people who recoil at the idea of being identified as a monsterfucker, even in fantasy. They want to be able to rejoin human civilization when they get tired of their scaly fucktoys, and being crucified at the town gate on account of your glowing demonic eyes kinda torpedoes that plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554573
>>17554581
There's a big correlation between your faggotry and the EMG faggotry that's been going on.
This is what happens when the threads get too accepting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554573
Monsters with humans is the only way the natural order goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554573
Now you'll get a bunch of non-answers that largely boil down to 'fuck off' or insinuating you're an outsider unused to thread culture that don't actually address what apart from what you said they're upset about.
You should just stop honestly, some people just are never going to let it fly even as a conversation topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554596
Now they'll say you're being paranoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554565
>Marry an ocean species
>Can now breath underwater
But!
>People sperg out if I become Aquaman

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554508
>Alice Cooper

still the best concert/show I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzg5bozuPw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554602
This isn't even the first time EMG shit has brought in a boat load of faggots. It was especially bad while the anime was airing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554565
>an effect on their husbands over the course of incubization
It already happens, but not physically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554611
It is not because of EMG, it's because they're already faggots. I've also discussed EMG and the girls here in this very thread but I dislike monsterboys as much as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554543
I really want a gun nut monster girl waifu to go to the range with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554595
Not a bad analysis.
I think for many, many things the thread gets upset about, it can very roughly be boiled down to some form of those two points.
1. It makes people worried that monstergirls won't unanimously and without question thirst for NEET cum and NEET cum alone
2. They don't view it as a fantasy setting they project a character into, but only wish to view it as some sort of realistic possibility with their actual self being a part of it 1 to 1

Hence the immense popularity of MGC and people during plenty of those 'survey' questions emphasizing that they couldn't give up the internet and would want to make sure their special waifu could play videogames with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554600
For the same reason people tell you to fuck off when you keep talking about drag racing in a discussion about F1.
But please, keep acting like everyone else is the unreasonable party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554595
>eye color change
Seriously? Actual horns might be a bit much, but can you really call yourself a monster's husband if you don't look the part?

A Demon's husband for instance, should at least be decked out in a horned helmet and spiked armor. And black sclera are a must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554595
>(even majority?)
Dubious, but certainly most vocal regardless of proportion. Veritably not an entirety though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554600
Never before have I observed a more annoying cunt in these threads than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554163
Nerd anuubutts are to be cherished and should be comforted if they get bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554631
You're just baiting at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554638
>>17554630
I didn't need proof I was right, I've been here a while guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554626
Explains the bad rap chaosfags or corruptionfags get when they're right up the alley for what one would consider 'monstrous' traits.
Should really be called the monster*girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554595
>>17554626
>But I think in addition to that there's a very strong segment (even majority?) of people who recoil at the idea of being identified as a monsterfucker, even in fantasy. They want to be able to rejoin human civilization when they get tired of their scaly fucktoys, and being crucified at the town gate on account of your glowing demonic eyes kinda torpedoes that plan.
What the fuck? Literally no one doesn't like Monster Boys because "then I can't leave my wife and enter some human town". No one even talks about the human towns in MGE because they're boring and they like Monster Girls. In fact I don't even know where you came up with this reason aside from making bullshit up to appear intellectual.

The reason people don't like Monster Boys is because it's a Monster Girl setting, and the people who like Monster Boys are either gay or fujoshits, or the "This is my Monster Boy-sona he's a demon and he can katana cut 500 people at once and fuck hundreds of girls with his monster cock" type. This is a thread about Monster Girls and fucking Monster Girls, but being the Monster.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:291940

[Anonymous No.]

This is a girl that never gets talked about. Say something nice about her!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give my Kobold daughteru a nice gentle bellyrub in the sun out by the pool! I'd lay out on a lounge chair and she'd lay on top of me in her school swimsuit and she'd get a nice comfy massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554664
I like her personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554664
She looks like a lazy older sister type, and a fucking NEET. So she's pretty cool. Would hang out at the beach with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554639
NerdHounds are definitely superior though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554664
What potential do they have beyond being aquatic Succubutts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554664
Taking other women to have them becone like them sounds like a fun story

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554675
>Hang out at the beach with
Have you read their profile? Either you're their husband, or you're about to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554679
Anubutts are more prone to being nerds than dumb hellhound jocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554664
They have the best hair.
>Hime cut BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552785
When i said male model i meant a variation
Fire resistant model, female model, space model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554668
oh hi KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554660
>"This is my Monster Boy-sona he's a demon and he can katana cut 500 people at once and fuck hundreds of girls with his monster cock"

I accept that this is a viable argument against glowing demon eyes: that it's a slippery slope from there to "Darkblade Coldsteel, half-monster swordsmaster vigilante out for revenge against the world who wronged him"

I nevertheless question if everyone who opposes it, does so for this reason, and not for the "I wanna be able to go back home without being crucified if it doesn't work out" reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554660
For a sizable period of time, there were a fair amount of people who unironically would rather talk about the 'paladins' and human parts of the MGE world than the monsters themselves or would go out of their way to say how they would like to see certain monster species burned off etc. Apart from them, its more an unspoken but detectable sentiment from the aforementioned people who self insert 1 to 1 and don't want to give up their videogames or internet or what have you to be a part of a monstergirl fantasy world.
Secondly, I don't think anyone here is arguing the point of discussing monsterboys as some sort of interest in them sexually or anything along those lines, more to the point of alterations happening due to being married to a monster (ie chaos husbands or the things people were talking about such as eye color changing or growing horns or such arguably innocuous things) or talking about settings that casually acknowledge the existence of things like male elves, dwarves, or even males of monster species that are very much put in the background with the focus being on monstergirls. Even that, though, is unacceptable to people, to the point where if you want to discuss a monstergirl or monstergirls from a setting that happens to have monsterboys, you get shunned out.
Even posting singular images of well drawn, attractive monstergirls with a comment unrelated to their source material will draw comments from people going out of their way to remind everyone that the girl in question is shit because she comes from a shit source yadda yadda yadda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554664
I like her because I have a serious fetish for being dragged underwater.
I have a lot of serious fetishes, but this one I actually know where I got it from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554712
That's an entirely different and fruitless can of worms- I'd be willing to wager half of the people here don't even have half an idea of why they hate half the things they hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554725
Childhood trauma turned fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554702
Hi anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554729
Thankfully it seems we have people like you to tell us how wrong we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554712
Peronaly if I did write a monster boy I would not write it here, thats about it.

Its just like that one manga with the demon mother, shes okay and the series as a whole is comfy, but here its a pile of shit dut to her child being a boy.
I have no need to start shit i know wont end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554721
>would go out of their way to say how they would like to see certain monster species burned off etc
Ah, that takes me back. SpectralTime's story about acid-attacking juvenile succubi, Pakistani honour-killing style?
2013 seems both so near and so far away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554732
Childhood fake-trauma and thrill seeking turned into multiple fetishes.

In hindsight, I was a pervert long before I knew what sex was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554743
It's a tireless job, but I appreciate the sincere and adoring gratitude.
>>17554744
In truth, pretty much this. These conversations are always pointless here and don't do anything to slow the natural entropy.
>>17554745
Its aaaall one big circle eating itself over and over.

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>>17554759
>In hindsight, I was a pervert long before I knew what sex was.
Oh hey, me too anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554167
Is this a repeat appearance woofer? This has been going on for so long I've lost some of the subtle details.

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens if a MG figurine / doll / whatever the fuck is loved enough over a long period of time to turn into that one MG that does that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554776
Like some kind of
living
doll?
How outlandish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554776
They take good care of the man who took care of them in various ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553901
>>17553904
12YEAROLDHAIRCUT

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>>17554744
Just imagine:
>MGE canon universe
>Male child is born to a monster mother
>Douchebag father spergs out and kills his miraculous newborn son

This is why we can't have nice things

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554721
Paladins aren't so bad. They can be pretty naive and easy to take advantage of. Much like MGs such as Dormice or Alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554776
>cute lil statue of your waifu comes to life while you're sleeping
>she wakes you up
>"Hey when're you gonna glaze me all over again? I've been sitting on that shelf for 5 hours!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554787
Paladin-chan is a lewd slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554786
>MGE canon universe
>Lists something that absolutely cannot happen in MGE canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554786
Kek
I can absolutely see it happening
Fret not, I'll be the first one to have a son and I'll treat him like the miracle he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554786
MGE canon universe has male child being born from monster mothers, and surprise, they're human.

They're like one in a million thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554793
Looks like someone needs a re-read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554776

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>>17554786
Thats just the way things are.
Like those people that hate maid dragon just beacuse fafnir and tohrus dad exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554759
>Be me, only no older than 10
>Summer vacation
>Day at the beach
>Teenage cousin is there
So it begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554786
>This is why we can't have nice things
We can't because you keep trying to force it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554786
>"WHAT?! I WANTED A DAUGHTER TO FUCK! W-WHAT IF HE KEKS ME?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Guy claims to not be a newfag
>Starts a conversation about monsterboys here of all places
Suuure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554776
Traditionally in Japanese folklore it takes over a century for that to happen. So it won't happen unless maybe you fap on a doll so much it's demonic energy gets hypercharged like in >>17554789

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>>17554797
They're incubi+, and its not so much that they're one in a million as it is that they're built towards being possible. Once the Demon Lord builds up enough power, they'll start being born on the regular, which will also presumably fix the monstergirl fertility problem.

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>>17554799
You're fucking grasping at straws if your way to complain about Monster Boy hate is by giving an example that CANNOT happen in MGE. It's fucking blatantly against the canon. That's the whole fucking point if that until the Demon Lord wins Monster Girls can't give birth to boys.

What I don't get is that you guys complaining about how people don't like Monster Boys push them here when there's fucking hundreds of places you could go. There's no shortage. Hell even the /d/ thread will accept you. Just go there if you hate it here so much. Otherwise don't bring them up here.

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>>17554809
Overreacting much?

I bet you think you're being funny and very sarcastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554786
Making a story about a monster born male could be interesting in its own way.
But that kinda thought process is not for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554811
The past couple days have been really shit when it comes to idiots in the thread.

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>>17554786
Worse if it's an Ochi:
>"My lord, I have successfully produced a male heir. Your lineage is saved!"
Husband looks at the smiling child before responding
>"You whore..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554819
That comment had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the monsterboy conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554691
That just makes the rare nerd hellhound all the more cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554819
>>17554821
>>17554805
Got some real defensive people over a joke here tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Even with monsterboys being an old topic, it feels like what we can talk about gets smaller by the day.

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>>17554819
As with most of the drama on here, there are x10 more posts complaining of posts on [forbidden topic] than there are actual posts on [forbidden topic]. This applies to basically every board.

Welcome to 4chan threads and the echochambers they provide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554835
>I was pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to fuck monsters that were formerlly male. Their autism adds to the cuteness factor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554837
Not really
Its just that hate flows strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554838
You can always leave. The X on the tab at the top is always usable.

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>>17554837
I'm at least heartened knowing that with each argument, more and more people that would actually be willing to talk about things or be creative and bring new content are driven away by that old crowd of creatively bankrupt, no-fun-allowed self proclaimed '''oldfags''' who are responsible for driving out creators and OC makers and people in general over the thread's entire history because it wasn't to their tastes
It's a Pyrrhic victory, though, as I know that even in the end when its just them left they'll still blame anything and anyone but themselves for having killed the thing they claimed so much to enjoy

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>>17554846
t. bugchaser

[Anonymous No.]

So yeah, I watched that one video where they put a mirror in front of wild monkeys and recorded what happened.

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>>17554781
Yeah that and the umbrella or whatever.

Would it technically be one of those MGs or would it be like the original MG it was based off of?

Would a cheshire keychain act / be a cheshire or act like doll.

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>>17554869
Please do not bully Kakuens.

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>>17554863
We burned the wrong writers.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you all think that MGs that preen or clean themselves do so in groups, or is that too gay for your headcanon?

Do catgirls lick food stains off each others faces, or clean each other while lazing around in the sun? Do harpies, and possibly kikimora, preen one another?

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>>17554837
It's just a bunch of literal faggots trying to force shit and handwringing for hundreds of fucking posts when they get rightfully told to fuck off like usual, making it seem like people are angry about more things than just one, because the shitstains just keep going and going instead of doing what people with single digit IQ should do which is shutting the fuck up when they clearly aren't welcome.

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>>17554863
Go back to where you came from.

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>>17554870
Would probably be the doll, though it may strive to emulate the Cheshire but in a creepy, off kinda way. Which is adorable if you're into Living Dolls in the first place.
Also yeah, the Umbrella girls that I can't ever be assed to try and learn the name of are fantastic and a favorite from me for design.

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>>17554851
Naturally the most autistic faggots are not cut out for everyday life. Without a job, a hobby, or college taking up their time, they are free to bitch on the internet 24/7.

Because they are always present to bitch about a certain topic (trigger) whenever it comes up, they create the illusion that what they say actually matters to more people than just themselves.

Even worse, the threat of their bitching risks causing further bitching leading to the: "don't talk about X because people (one moron) don't like it"

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>>17554869
I want to have naughty hidden sex on a train with a kakuen. Her huge ass would be a nice cover for my dick.

Cheshires may apply too.

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>>17554885
Its a sorry state of things, aye.

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>>17554863
t. assblasted writefag that got shit on for having shit taste

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>>17554876
Never liked Harpies that weren't like this or those big bird mobs in Tera.

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>>17554885
What's frustrating is how obvious it is though and how seemingly impervious they are because, again, they will be on every single hour and thus will always convince themselves they got the 'last word'
Autistic faggotry is a frightening and unruly power.

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>>17554891
We could all use this right now.

https://youtu.be/bdFx4GxXebA

[Anonymous No.]

wft i love monsterboys now

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw filter + replies

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>>17554885
>>17554888
>>17554895
You can go back to wherever you came from now. Nobody wants you cancerous faggots here except you for some reason, even though this thread clearly isn't to your tastes.

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>>17554863
I think a while back someone looked at the activity of the various MGE-related forums (4chan, monsterchan, MGR, MGU, etc). They all generally peaked in active users around 2010-2012, and since then they've been in decline.

While the "stop liking what I don't like" crowd isn't necessarily responsible (especially on the discussion forums which require accounts, which limits criticism by creating accountability by attaching an ID to posts), I think it's likely they may be hastening the demise of the MGE communities.

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>>17554863
This is the most fedora post on this whole thread holy shit.

>>17554888
>aye
Where are you people coming from

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>>17554874
What do you mean WE?
>WE burned Bob, and KC personally banned Grigori
>Some asshole threw a fit over lesbos
>Another asshole objected to cunny and turgid
>A third asshole took a gag from EMG too seriously
>Some more assholes took offense to waifufags for actually spending money on art

I just want to see cute/sexy pictures and read cute/sexy stories about cute/sexy monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>they're still trying to push monsterboys even though it's a long established taboo
>they're now treating the threads as if they reached their demise since nobody wants to have that shit
Not the first time this has happened, nor will it be the last unfortunately.

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>>17554885
Haha buzzwords

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>>17554907
Get a job

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>>17554915
>Where are you people coming from
Really? Of all the things to criticize in the thread you just choose that?

I think you're grasping at straws at this point. You just want to be outraged for its own sake and for the mutual circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

Think the shirohebi doujin finally came in and I won't be able to get it for a couple of hours. How do I go about properly getting it scanned and all that do I just rip the pages out of the little book and scan them from there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554915
They're probably from /d/ or /trash/ or off-site. Who comes to the monster girl thread and gets this butthurt because they want to talk about monster boys? They have to be retarded or raiding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554903
MonsterBOI 100 fire emoji cry laugh emoji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554927
Melt or undo the bindings on the spine then scan them flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554927
Never, ever tear unless you use a steel-edged ruler. Too much risk to the pages. Ideally a box cutter is best, if you can't just undo the spine to free the pages.

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>>17554863
>or be creative
Yeah, like those literal DnD styled fantasy settings that you put on a pedestal and hailed as a piece of art. This reminds of that time an assblasted yurifag wanted to make scat a thread topic out of pure spite.

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>>17554927
Depends on your equipment and the kind of scans you want.

http://cjelskerlink.tumblr.com/post/25061713446/how-to-scan-doujinshi

This may not be the best way, but it's decent if youw ant to do it quick and do it better later.

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>>17554925
I'm sure you're very proud of your babby's first McJob, but the fact here is that this is not the place to discuss monsterboys.

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>>17554913
Meh.

Well, sign another one off then.
Sorry Latenight. You made it worth it much longer than I had any right to stay, and I wish I had your patience.

[Anonymous No.]

We could talk about weather dragons.

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>>17554929
Honestly, I wanted to talk about girl-on-girl corruption, but apparently good taste is forbidden in these threads.

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>>17554945
All dragons are god tier. They are best girls with Lamia's falling behind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554933
>>17554936
>>17554941
Appreciate these hopefully the book isn't damaged or anything like that from the travel and I'll be able to get the pages finally up for people to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554943
Who were you?

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>>17554947
God forbid we have something that isn't hellhounds and loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554947
Maybe you should try /u/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554945
Id like a Ryu waifu right about now to stol this damn hurricane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554945
Nobody cares about that damned Water Wurm, raining on everyone's parade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554943
Good riddance to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554828
Nerdyhounds are for molesting and bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554664
I wouldn't mind asking her out for a date to learn about each other. Then afterwards we hang out and snuggle each other, her face shining bright from the fact someone gave her a chance and asked her out on a date.

[Anonymous No.]

what would shitposting be like on /hbg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554971
/hbg/ is a dead and cancerous meme, stop pushing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554960
And this is the funny thing. The threads have been going to shit, get worse every month, and everyone knows it. Yet despite this, anons continue to allow the autists to push their own tastes to the exclusion of all else, then wonder why content creators are jumping ship.

Case in point, that one anon pushing his "anti-DnD" agenda.

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>>17554971
Human girls and /y/

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>>17554960
We don't even have that anymore.

Hellhounds are met with cries of "overrated", "protectionfags", and "not untamable anymore"

As for loli
>Yummy yummy cummy in my little cunny cunny

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>>17554975
Maybe we should make a different thread.

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>>17554960
You forgetting foxes. pseudo-incest and the occasional protection fag among a fer others.

But lets not. Lets talk about hakutakus or something instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554971
>People pushing monster girl harem shit

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>>17554983
There's literally nothing wrong with talking about foxes.

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>>17554947
>>17554960
>>17554966
>>17554974

So much salt tonight. I normally stay out of this drama shit in the thread, but I have to agree with >>17554975. At least as far as tonight's posts.

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>>17554971
>You will never breastfeed a human boy

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>>17554980
It's cunny wunny anon, not cunny cunny. Fuck's sake, get it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554985
I'm sick of the term mofu at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554971
Oomukade would unleash a succuvirus the moment someone criticizes her fanfiction about Chad NTRing the monster sue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554982
There's already a general in /d/, go there

[Anonymous No.]

You heard them, anons. Let monsterboys, yuri, and ntr be discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to the sidekick to a gremlim mastermind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554982
/a/ would be a good place to start one. Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554999
Oh boy, I sure do love monsterboy yuri ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554975
>that one anon pushing his "anti-DnD" agenda
I'm half convinced that this is part of at least one anon's increasingly overt push to get writefags to leave. If you can't kill the thread directly, force all the content creators to leave and it will die on its own.

Personally, I can't believe we have people continuing to put up with this crap. There are so many other groups that would kill to have the talent we take for granted.

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>>17554984
This post confuses me.

Are you criticising anon for his question, or are you saying that /hgb/ shiposting would involve MG harem shit? And by MG harem shit do you mean harems of MGs, or MGs with harems?

Also, if MG harem shit is posted on /hgb/ does that imply there are shitposts in /mgt/ about the inverse: human boy harem shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>talk about a monster girl having a human son is screeched at
>kdf and his degeneracy is ignored
I'd tell you guys to eat a dick, but considering the company you keep I'm afraid you guys would enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554983
The only decent conversation comes from random "Remember this girl?" posts, lasting for about a minute before two arguing idiots revive the most recent controversy
>We no longer get greentexts, because people only reply these days to bitch.
>Waifufags are frowned upon despite the sheer entertainment value of their antics
>Also their art, which is good in most cases. But no one reposts Gazer, Miia, and Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554975
>>17555006
>complaining about generic fantasy schlock is considered a sin to you people
You really aren't the thread regulars you claim to be if >>17554885 's image is evidential enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555019
Nice history revisionism.

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>>17555019
Several of us are complaining about exactly that right now. Where have you been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555019
Wait, where is KDF? I haven't seen him post here in a long time. All he does is post art from time to time as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555019
>human

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>>17555019
KDF justifiably gets shit all the time while human sons are so rarely brought up for discussion that it's hardly relevant.

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>>17555014
I'm saying that /hbg/ would probably whine about MG harem shit, in reference to the post earlier in the thread with people whining about the "Anubis virgin vs Hellhound chad" picture making mention of the Hellhound having a male harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555019
>kdf
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what, fuck this, I'm out too. At least you get some comedy out of shitflinging on any other board. The writing on the wall is too obvious here now after today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554998
That's for posting cute/sexy pictures of monstergirls. They don't get greentexts or writefags...yet...

Hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555000
> gremlin powers her contraptions with your semen
> creates an automatic blowjob Super-Milker machine to help do the harvesting

This image has increased my interest towards gremlins more than any number of lewdpics

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555019
I doesnt matter if it's a monster born male.
If whatever senario you have involves a dick that isn't yours, it's to be hated.
And I can live with that happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555036
This is what happens when you don't root the autists out early. It was over the day they made this their safe space.

Good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>this all started because someone was upset that monsterboys weren't accepted

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the days when we hit the caps before starting a new thread, and what we had was full of good content?

It's a shame it ends like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555019
Stop posting bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555053
This all started because I joked about wearing plastic horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555055
It's a mix of no content for a while + trolls + fags still wanting to force things here.

[Anonymous No.]

I suppose if we're in the mood for announcing departures, I'll probably make some people happy and stop posting myself. Life was getting too busy anyway to be honest.
I'm sorry for the people who requested recolors that I promised and never got around to. I enjoyed them while I did them and I enjoyed the ideas people came up with with me when things were a bit more creative.
On the bright side, it should be much less confusing if people ever refer to Demonfag now. Though he hasn't posted to my knowledge in a while either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555055
>Hit the image cap this weekend due to EMG
>Assholes assume its a raid

But yes, I do remeber those days of literally less than a year ago.
The secret is just post an image along with your shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555064
See you next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555064
>And another casualty in the war against content
Sad to see you go. I liked those recolors.

[Anonymous No.]

We need to get some movent back.
Get the imagination engines back online so we don't go out like old men in retirement homes wondring about the good old men in retirement home's wondering about the good old days.
All you bastards need to get fired up in love for monstergirls agian.

[Anonymous No.]

Mad Hatters would carry quite the conversation with you, how long do you think you could last at a table with a Mad Hatter before you had top excuse yourself from the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555086
Why bother? The thread has been showing its true colors for awhile now. Why make content here when plenty of other groups actually show appreciation for what gets made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555090
Can I be there with my waifu? Will the Hatters husband join us for tea?

[Anonymous No.]

When you fnally get a dragon in bed do you think her scales embarrass her because she isnt smooth and soft all over like most girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Merrows are the best aquatics. Observe:

1) Cute hats
2) Floofy hair
3) So incorrigibly horny they trade their (very expensive) blood for smut books & porno.

Merrow needs a good husband to teach her proper personal finance. Won't you help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555090
I'm quite versed in bullshit. So i could talk for some time.
Real mastery is fucking her in the missionary while carrying on the conversation.
That or out doing her in madness to the point that she cums in confusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555095
This talk got old years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555090
Depends on the topic she's conversing with me about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555097
As long as the important bits are soft, it usually works out okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555041
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555095
Becuase i cant be bothered to go to other groups .
So I might as well do what I can here to keep shit alive.

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>>17555086
For a start it would be nice being able to talk about other monstergirl media without people bitching, like EMG, but not about the monsterboys from it obviously. Just the girls snd the humand from it.

I'm not trying to start another shitstorm, I just say that would increase the number of posts and posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555097
I'd really hope so. That way I can make her blush when I say that no amounts of fluff will ever compare to her scales. She is just too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555104
Years ago we had content that wasn't just Latenight and a handful of writefags. Time proved who was right.
>>17555113
Admirable, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

Janet deserves a raise for her hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555095
>other groups
Such as?

>>17555100
Second best after mershark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555116
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555042
>If whatever senario you have involves a dick that isn't yours, it's to be hated.
Literally the mindset of an actual wild animal.
Congratulations, I'm amazed you still know language.

[Anonymous No.]

there is actually other monster girl stuff that doesn't have monsterboys besides mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555127
>mershark is best waterwaifu
I like you anon, you have great tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555097
They likely could be embarrassed by it. Of course I'd reassure her that I like both her soft warm scales and her cool smooth scales equally. Plus it makes running my hands down her body all the more enjoyable and relaxing as helps put a shining smile on her cute face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555132
We know
Weve allways fucking knew.
But at this point this thread makes KC darksied.
He is many things, but here, he is god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555136
I'm not really into aquatic MGs, but if I was to pick one, it would definitely be a mershark

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555100
I used to pull these things like no tomorrow in those roulette games. Led me to believe that I was being followed for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555132
True, but they're a minority compared to generic fantasy stuff. EMG is the second biggest thing after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555149
That's why you have to bring a designated MG swim partner to prevent kidnapping and rape by aquatic MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554167
God damn. Good shit but man that's heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Discussion about how to improve the thread also gets deleted
Is the janitor on automatic mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555172
It's meta. It was bound to happen eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555160
I want to watch the elegant anubis dog paddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555160
>designated MG swim partner
This will end in sex. I guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555169
Can you give a brief synopsis on what it's about for those who already have a long reading backlog but might want to read it in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555182
>High class Anubis struts up to the pool in her swim suit made from fine materials imported from various places around the world
>Each step towards the pool as dainty as the last
>She stretches her body out, and then dives in like an olympic swimmer
>Then proceeds to doggy paddle around the pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555186
This entry or the series in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555186
>for those who
Or anons like me who have read since the beginning, but can't remember the details between his chapter releases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555206
Broad strokes. Haven't started the series yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555184
If you bring multiple MGs from your class, you can create a rape/sex deadlock where anyone that tries to initiate sex will be stopped by the others. Or if you're really lucky, you might instead unlock the harem route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555209
It's one of the best takes on a paladin's views of an MGE style world. The MC can be seen as unappealing since the hard anti monster stance he has is hypocritical at best but reading both the doubts and mental gymnastics he does are entertaining. Does a lot to characterize what would be a villain in another story as misguided rather than just pompous. Violence against MGs is both mentioned and portrayed so if that's a turn off you probably won't want to pick it up. Also no smut since the piece is entirely world building / alternative perspective. The individual pieces are themselves pretty short so it's not bad to read one between other stories for a more somber and cynical flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

pretty doggos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555194
It was a very graceful doggy paddle!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555241
Doggos are the destroyer of anything soft that isn't nailed down. Case in point, that dress.

Gotta tech them some discipline.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555263
Gonna scratch her behind the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555241
pretty doggos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555263
>>17555280
Gonna brush her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555041
Don't forget how she's the perfect size for snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555263

Fenrir is a good girl who done nothin wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555282
Gonna give her a steak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555281
Those doggos are CUTE, not pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555281
Anon those are my pretty doggos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555256
Goddamn, that breast fluff must be intoxicating to huff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555295
You have pretty doggos then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555263
Almost time for bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555297
Just imagine pressing your face into her cleavage mofu and taking one nice big huff. I bet hellhounds smell spicy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555281
Such big floppy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555294
I'm not him, but I think they're both cute and pretty!

>>17555305
Hey thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555309
A nice hot cinnamon mixed with firewood I bet, enough to instantly get a man hooked to a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that wolfus are proud and noble creatures.

Just pretend their tails aren't wagging when you offer to scratch their ears.

>>17555308
Cute loli.
Would clothe in adorable pajamas and snuggle when I finally go to bed.
Xcom 2: War of the Chosen is a harsh mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555308
Anons, what's your bed time ritual with your loyal and obedient animal girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555312
They're soft and silky and excellent for pets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555319
Would be to pick her up (if she's small enough) and hug her like a teddy bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555314
I'm already a slut for Hellhounds. Beautiful yet wild, dominant yet gentle, they're basically perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555319

I wouldn't say obedient, but... Princess carry her into bed, then spooning. I am the big one, I have to hold her so I know she's protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555336
I think you're mostly gonna be spooning her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555319
>Sleeping
Get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555334
Just imagine the warmth that they generate on a cold fall night, the sense of general safety as she holds you in her arms, falling asleep looking at one another as you hear the gentle rhythm of her tail whumping against the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555319
Well, after baths and showers and stuff there would be lots of hair and ear and paw and tail brushing on the bed. That part would usually come before any pajamas go on, mostly because sometimes my waifu and daughteru choose pajamas that impede the grooming in certain ways. Once the nightly grooming is done I'd help my girls get their pajamas on.

My waifu would crawl around in a circle three times before settling down, and then our daughteru would copy her mama and settle down right next to her, usually ina s pooning position. My daughteru would already have her bedtime story picked out for my waifu to read to her, and while she does that I'd give the little one her nightly bellyrub. Then it would be kisses on the forehead for everybody and lights out with the tree of us all cuddled close together.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a serious cat do remember my birthday!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555430
so many good designs wasted on shit 'games'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555336
Do you soothe her racing heart with gentle strokes?
Do you make her feel so safe she curls up further against you?
Do you hear her breathing slow and feel her muscles finally loosen as she feels she doesn't have to worry for the moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555361
I wish they were real. I also wish they got art as pretty as the Anubis does.

[Anonymous No.]

In the realm of MGE, do you think that the devotees of the Fallen God and Pandemonium would be at odds with Eros and her followers?
Opinions?

[Anonymous No.]

We need more Slime Carriers.
Paladin childhood friends are at their happiest with a Parasite Slime constantly molesting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be a student at St. Gyaru Academy
>shirt knots and short skirts as far as the eye can see
>golden brown p'orcs smelling slightly of bacon
>ghouls who flirt by sucking a lolipop only to pull out a clean stick just seconds later

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555506
I need the porcs!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555506
This hentai scenario building is all well and fine but I'm really curious now how a nameless gyaru achieved sainthood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555527
Blessed by the goddess Eros for helping an entire generation of monsters find husbands through light tanning, flashy clothing, and painted nails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555505
>Not getting them corrupted into succubutts or sneks or something
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555506
Year 1 class schedule

>Teasing 101
>The Art of Sexting
>Introduction to Dirty Talk and Seduction
>Hair Maintenance Theory
-FREE FLIRTING PERIOD-
>Naked Apron Home Economics
>Nail, Makeup and Accessorizing workshop
>Archetypal elective (choice of bitchy, genki, lewd, -dere variant, or pure courses)
>Fashion and Cosplay History

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555592
>>The Art of Sexting
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555623
Yeah, texting is cancer. Sex stuff or no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555623
>Why is there a bunch of drawings of an eggplant on the whiteboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555628
Texting is great, used correctly. Sexting is not its crrect usse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552587
I got a gun and I'm not a cuck and that's not my fetish

I'll be ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555629

ah, the Aubergenis, the most erotic of the fruiting nightshades

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555623
It's okay anon, it's not your fault you were molexted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555646

show me on the phone where she touched your emojies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555651
r-right here on the >:3 icon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555097
Man I like scale. Girl needs more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555097
Jesus Christ that anatomy ruins it

>>17555264
And hellhound fags say harems are degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555592
Tamato is a cheating slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555516
>Today's the day I become chieftain! Buiii

[Anonymous No.]

How would you choose potential suitors for your daughterus anon? You don't want her ending up with trash or a pervert, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555668
Good thing you have a school full of better options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555691
That's easy anon, my daughteru already belongs solely to me and my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555668
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555691
My firstborn is a Demon so she should be good anon. Contracts solve a lot of things.
For the Adopterus through, well. Threats of castration and vasectomy via rusted steak knife tend to scare off creeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555505
It's better when the slime treats her host like an Onee-san and delights in helping tease their husbando.
Imagine a Paladin-chan riding your face as a pink slime gives you rough fellatio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555715
She brays the whole fucking game about how you better not cheat on her, and how she deserves the best, and at one point threatens your life for not accepting her affection, and then she fucks Rin.

Fuck you bitch, I wouldn't do that to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555691
If you don't test your daughter's romantic partners out with a good old fashioned fistfight you're not worthy of the coveted #1 dad mug. That's just how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555592
Just imagine what it'd be like to date a girl from that academy. Holy shit.
>"Heeeey anon~! Just got out of class and I'm on my way to your house for our date! o(>ω<)o"
>"I hope you don't mind me bringing a few of my favorite games for us to play! I love cosplaying girls from MonFight 3 as much as I love dominating as the Dragon Knight! In both ways (^ω~)"
>I guess. I'm making some beef and venison bowls tonight by the way. You like those right?
>"REALLY? C= C= C= C=┌( `ー´)┘"
>Why are you like this?

Goddamn it, why is the way Gyuru's text so adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554076
why is cerea eating a carrot like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555665
There's nothing wrong with a little rough loving, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555726
I don't think Parasite Slimes are for lewd, they're just blobs who improve whoever they infest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555760
I don't feel a need to be emasculated.
I think I'd like to be the dominant one, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554543
i just want to spend all day trapped under Tios heavenly body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555759
Because she wants a dick there.

>>17555761
But anon, just imagine a cute pink slime who cheers her Onee-chan on as she rapes the boy she's always loved!
Just imagine getting double Paizuri from them due to the slime making a duplicate body for herself based on her host.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555755
Fuck all that cutesy gyaru emoji shit, if a woman brings me venison and challenges me at fighting games then I'm giving her triplets. My heart is 300% erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554543
I still want to be the MON squad's personal fucktoy. Smith included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555761
>Improve
Stop shitposting.

>>17554526
Unless the girl's brain also rots that is completely untrue

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>see this
wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555775
It's her favorite food anon. She'll make sure to go get some high quality stuff from home and then rush over to your place for food, fighting games and fucking.
You like Dragons right? I was implying she was one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555742
>Yuri NTR
That's a thinker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555691
I'd have them scalp him and bring it to me for inspection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555784
no way fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555784
Ask what I did last night and why I'm naked in bed with an Oni.
And also ask why I can't move my body and why my dick's so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555592
But what does the hand gesture mean?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555788
I think she actually rapes Rin too but I can't remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555791
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555797
My guess is it's supposed to be a fox.
Look at her pointer and pinky fingers, they're the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555767
Hi beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555797
"Foxy lady"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555786
Dragons are pretty cool.

For me the fantasy is that I meet a female who is tolerant and understanding of me going out to hunt and doesn't go through the whole

>OMG stop why are you hurting the animals???
>why you gotta be so mean to mr durr!! He never hurt anyone!!!
>OMG are you like a crazy person who gets off on killing stuff???
>only bad people use guns DDDD:

bullshit routine.

Fucking white girls, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555805
I still don't trust foxes. They "ufufufufu" too much and they're up to something

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555806
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555802
>acts yan towards you
>decides to yuri cuck you
>its rape
Wow, thank god I never got into Fate stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555809
Stop with the awkward k Segway.

We're only allowed to fuck horses and cats anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555795
guess that old oni habit of kidnapping people dies hard huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555772
what a lewd horse, hell papi eats fine and shes got no hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555815
I started romancing Rin after that. Below all the slut memes and tsundere there's actually a very decent and honesty person. And tomato gets WICKED jealous, which is a plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555767
Hey whatever floats your boat, man. I just love me some gentle femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555809
Regardless of her social status or the fact that she's a Gyaru, that Dragon probably hunts her own venison.
After she's done slaughtering you in MonFight 3 and eating a lions share of beef and venison, she's gonna fuck you until you're begging her to stop and let you rest.
She won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555817
It's not even a /k/ thing, it's a key part of my culture and I'm sick of every bleeding heart in the world telling me that going out and getting my own sustenance makes me a bad person.

I like thinking about having a nice wolf girl who understands and starts wagging her tail and drooling for fresh meat when she sees me gearing up to go out. I want her to get hot and bothered at the thought that I might come back with some cool scars or a set of bear teeth. I want to be able to talk openly about preserving the parts and get sincere thanks when I make her something out of the pelts. I know it's weird but that's my waifu scenario, /k/ be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

Dolls are horrifying actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555833
She sounds fun. Suddenly I like dragons a lot more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555814
>You have to be Iron-Beast to be into maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555900
No but you're probably iron beast if you justify it with "it's emasculating!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555900
I've seen him more talking about an endless struggle. Like the struggle for dominance is a temporary victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555854
Dicking the creeps out of a doll is necessary unless you want sleepless nights.

[Anonymous No.]

We still need a monster girl game show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554551
Good post.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy wolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555843
>I like thinking about having a nice wolf girl
Too bad you aren't getting one eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555988
WHEEL OF WAIFUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17553250
>>17553522
Machine translated too, so no guarantee at all on quality. Not like that one goes hand in hand with monstergirl communities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555988
>Monster Girl Jeopardy
>"This girl has a well brushed, fluffy tail, and the cutest little ears."
>"What is... You?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555958
Dolls are too creepy to dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556008
>Anubis
>wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556081
>Archeologists identified the sacred animal of Anubis as an Egyptian canid, that at the time was called the golden jackal, but recent genetic testing has caused the Egyptian animal to be reclassified as the African golden wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556085
Was about to say.

Wolves were worth worshiping, and cats too, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus shouldn't be be forced into such terrible jobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556087
Of course cats are worth worshipping, they help manage rodent population near food stores and slow the spread of rodent borne diseases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556081
>not having an Anubis gf, fucking her until she goes 'awoo,' and then teasing her by calling her a wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556103
They're also cute and cuddly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556087
>>17556103
>>17556115
t. Toxoplasma gondii

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556123
You're acting like a brain parasite is controlling our every thought and action. That's silly. Here, this nose worm will help calm you down.

[Anonymous No.]

I like anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556179
Third best desert girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552984
/v/ out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556179
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556196
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556179
Anubis is the one monster girl I want to completely destroy in bed more than any other. Why must they be so tempting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556199
>Why must they be so tempting?
Natural selection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556199
>Anubis plans a work heavy day with barely any free time
>She tries to drag you out of bed
>You pull her in and proceed to molest her
>You then abuse her weakened state to use her plump ass to take care of your morning wood
>You try to get up but she pulls you in
>She won't let you go until you fill her womb to the brim
>That's the least you can do after what you did to her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556179
They are good rape baits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556241
Is there anything more satisfying than to rape an Anubis in the middle of her work shift?
The pyramid's construction can wait, your lust cannot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556229
Cute, I was thinking something harder though.
>>17556241
Such good rape baits.
>spanking
>tail pulling
>light slaps and choking while fucking her missionary style
>full force mating press while whispering into her ear that she's going to carry your daughter
Mere female wolfs are perfect for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556179
i like all canine type MGs except cu sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556262
>The pyramid's construction can wait, your lust cannot.
I'm sure the pharaoh would back you up on this too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556282
Same for me, I love all of them and even if I don't like cu-sith, I don't explicitly hate them either.

I'd be more than happy with a werewolf, kobold, hellhound, anubis or kiki. Maybe even a full canine harem.

[Anonymous No.]

Quite a few monsters have a rapey trigger switch
>Anubis gets rapey when confused or if a man sexualy assults them
>ryus get rapy when their reverse scale is pressed
>grizzlys get rapy with the fetal position thing
>devils get rapy if your unhappy
>undine gets rapy if she takes what you say about her as an insult
>trolls go outside

Must be tough trying to avoid the triggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556301
harem of canine girls sounds nice
id throw in a kitsune too and be the man drowning in fluff and wans

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556275
Something harder such as catching her off-guard in between lunch time and her meeting with the Pharaoh to roughly breed her against a wall to the point where she will have to limp her way to the throne room?

>>17556284
The Pharaoh is a godly leader who knows yo put the will of the people before her own.
Too bad she is too powerful to get raped without the help of an Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556309
Anubis is the odd one out there, they get raped rather than rape if you assault them.
>>17556312
I'd feel bad for the Kiki though, all that dog hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556319
>Something harder such as catching her off-guard in between lunch time and her meeting with the Pharaoh to roughly breed her against a wall to the point where she will have to limp her way to the throne room?
Could probably one up that.
Take her to another room and fuck her against what appears to be a normal mirror, in reality it's a one way mirror/window and the Pharaoh can see everything from her room and tease her about her being a sub later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556319
>Too bad she is too powerful to get raped
Yes, but she is weak against young boys that declare their desire to marry her when they get older.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>17555207
>>17555186

Sorry for the delay; crashed shortly after posting and have a little time 'fore I have to head to work.

Brief synopsis of the story so far was probably best handled by
>>17555229

>>17554769
She was part of the pack that James has taken to guiding. Not to spoil to much, but this is the part of the story where we start to see exactly what he was doing with a pack of mamono, and on a more stylistic bent where we see another shift in the story. I've been careful to make the changes slow and gradual, but Victor isn't what he used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556327
She will be teased enough when she meets the Pharaoh sweaty, out of breath, with ruffled clothes and cum dripping out of her.
If you did that mirror thing she would be too ashamed to even show herself in public ever again.

>>17556328
I wonder what feels linger to a Pharaoh: waiting millennias to be awaken, or waiting a few years for that one cute boy to become of age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555922
Or you have very normal definitions of what's strange and not for me....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556368
>If you did that mirror thing she would be too ashamed to even show herself in public ever again.
It's okay, I'd make sure to take her out with me after some convincing. In a frilly pink dress.

[Anonymous No.]

How young would a CC monster go for boys?
Wait outside of highschools and arcades while smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556309
>trolls go outside

>Not sure what anon was talking about
>Go to the MGE wiki, look at troll page
>"Furthermore, in the dawn of the future when monsters become able to give birth to incubi, it is expected that 'having a high affinity with the earth elementals, they will give birth to the greatest earth elementalists...'"

Holy shit, did I just stumble across a canon MGE reference that states MGs can (or will) give birth to boys (in the future)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556387
Depends on how desperate and degenerate they are.Some might even take a lolification potion and get themselves into middle school to scope out a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556389
If you didn't figure that out by KC strait up saying that the DL will win, I'm not sure how slow you are.

[Anonymous No.]

I approve of this rape discussion. I always wanted to rape one of the haughty, smug or aggressive mgs, like the dragon, Cheshire, hellhound or manticore.

It would be difficult but the reward would be so very worth it, especially once her mg instincts kick in, making her desperate for the thing she claims to hate. A manticore would turn into a house pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556381
>Anon makes the proud secretary of state into his frilly pink girlfriend
I'm not sure this is good the desert kingdom's health.

>>17556387
Horny teenagers can't refuse advances from CCs who aren't completely hopeless.
Just think about it, would a 16 year old boy eager to go home and masturbate to Kiki porn refuse an offer to go "hang out" at an older Manticore's place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556410
>I'm not sure this is good the desert kingdom's health.
It's a perfectly good thing, other monsters will know that if their stuck up secretary of state can get a husband who treats her not as a a stuck up bitch but as a woman, there's hope for all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556387
The desperate shotacon ones would probably start hunting 7-8 years old for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556076
Says you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556404
>dragon being smug at you
>you finally snap, grab her by the horns and irrumate her
>she can't burn you to a crisp with her breath because she keeps gagging on your thick cock
>you don't pull out of her throat until you pump your tenth load right into her stomach, and even then her tongue is still trying to wrap around your dick as it leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552475
>the state of mg fans circa 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556410
Older manticores sound nice. Crows feet are my fetish for older women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556404
Don't ruin manticores, go for a dragon or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556435
How would you react if your son got kidnapped by desperate CC Lamia who faked being his mom at his elementary school's gate?

>>17556450
Those two need to be used as fuck Dolls until they stop acting so creepy and learn some mannerism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556404
>I always wanted to rape one of the haughty, smug or aggressive mgs
I know that feeling.
Tanuki, Gremlin, Amazon, Vampire, Gazer, Familiar, Baphomet and the ones you mentioned are all on the list of girls I want to do it to.

Elegant ones like Wights and Ryus are also fun targets and although a lot of those monster girls would be hard to dominate it's fun thinking of the contrived situations that could lead to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556387
>Wait outside of highschools and arcades while smoking?
I don't even like the smell of smoke, but for some reason I find a tough woman smoking incredibly sexy. I'd be snatched up so easily by the dragon who hangs around the parks in the evenings

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Kouhais.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556433
I dunno Anon, who is going to order the mummies around if the Chief Anubis is too busy getting violently fucked in doggy style by you?

>>17556468
Crows feet?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you love your dragon wife even if you found out she is a half breed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556509
She's the cutest peacenik ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556493
>"H-Hey, senpai. I was wonder if you maybe... I don't know... wanted to walk home... together? If you're free that is! Hehehe..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556500
Look it up
>>17556492
Mere female doragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556474
I'm not. You can have the smug asshole ones. I'm only gonna rape the ones that could come after me.

Hell, those are the only ones it's safe to rape, because then you can bait them, set them up, make them lustful and arrogant.

>>17556458
Horns make excellent handles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556517
Ahri is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556481
Have fun getting mindbroken

>>17556517
>>17556529
>tfw no ahri/shyvana/morgana foursome

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556509
Disgusting half breeds don't deserve a single ounce of love.
The best they can hope for is being used as cumdumps by some fat perverted faceless old men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556529
I don't give a shit about League, I just like fox girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556517
And that's how you get snusnu'd by a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556533
>morgana
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556539
Canids are usually pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556533
>Have fun getting mindbroken
Eh, if Hellhounds can be bested and tamed with a lot of hard work then ones with weaker wills are probably a lot easier.

Not to say there wouldn't be some risk involved though, there's lots of risk involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556553
>Hellhounds can be tamed, all girls will go sub now
Can you see why some people don't like your kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556481
How is it contrived?
Walk through woods, gain attraction of monstergirl.
Lead monstergirl back to house.
Do this until monstergirl assumes you are ignorantly holding a pattern.
Monstergirl, in this situation, ushi on decides to break into your house and rape the stupid, unassuming Anon
Taser her senseless with the door mounted electrical trap you installed because ushis are dumb and blunt and you saw this coming
Rape her while she's stunned, or restrain her for future use.

It's even easier with a manticore, who were much easier to transport and overpower than the massive ushi oni.

I could never rape a Ryu though, unless she meant to harm me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556493
The best monster girl kouhais are the simple minded ones who think you are the best at everything even though you're average at best
It's more convenient if they're not rapey, but anyone can handle a little rape here and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556574
A proper dose of rape per day keeps the doctor away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556539
Foxy SLUNT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556179
>Surprise sex with her beloved man will very easily change an Anubis who is an intellectual administrator into a nymphomaniac.
gotta love the extra text

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556533
>Have fun getting mindbroken
Oh you're that type of asshole
Mgs aren't bullshit-magic-always-win-wizards for all of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556309
>White Horn
>Wears too many winter clothes and overheats

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556568
Stop crying rapeboi.
Our fun isn't stopping you from being raped yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556583
I'd let a Hobgoblin kouhai rape me everyday if it helped with her back pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556476
I'd beat the evil snake and save my son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556601
>monstergirls
>ever having back pain no matter how massive their milk tanks are

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>>17556568
Calm down anon, I didn't say every girl in every race, I was talking about individual targets. Any girl can be dom or sub, there are only defaults and not set rules.
Hellhound not being set in stone like people thought should be proof enough that KC intends things to be inflexible unless is breaks the overall setting.
>>17556572
I like situations like blackmail or dominating one strong monster girl and convincing her to help dominate another.

Like getting a Minotaur to hold down a Gremlin while she flails about.

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>>17556606
>intends things to be inflexible
I meant doesn't intend, slipped up a bit there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556605
That kiki is gonna have lower back pain after I spend all night pounding her from behind while spanking that fat, naughty ass of hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556620
>tfw no thicc Wight ojou-sama to smother your head with her massive ass
>tfw no 7ft tall thicc Automaton to smother you with her massive ass

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any stories outside of that lake one abou the Elementals?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what a red or even bright yellow mindflayer would look like

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17556606
I'm not down with that at all.
That's like, emotional trauma. Almost sociopathic.

I don't want another mg's help either. My ideal rape is full-houseing a prolific manticore rapist after she gets arrogant and tries to jump me, but ends up defeated and leaking in a pile somewhere in the woods.

And then of course, needing more, and becoming more submissive and monagamous in her desires

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556659
>That's like, emotional trauma. Almost sociopathic.
In other settings sure but given how MGE works the dick will overcome all of that thanks to their natural desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556493
What about student-teacher relationships?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556673
Sensei X JK is the purest form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556673
>>17556679
Adult x JK monster girl is the absolute best regardless of the adult's profession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556665
Blackmail is usually carried out against someone who doesn't deserve it.

Yes the dick will conquer all but I don't wanna exploit some innocent mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556493
That kouhai look soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556673
>>17556693
>you will never be a teacher in a wholesome relationship with a bookworm lizardgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556653
Cute couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556699
>Blackmail is usually carried out against someone who doesn't deserve it.
>manticore you caught spying on shotas in the changing rooms
>cheshire using her powers for legally questionable pranks
>tanuki office boss that treats you like shit but gets caught out making money in ways she shouldn't
Blackmailing monster girls who have it coming is possible too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556754
Not to mention elves, who may coerce you into blackmailing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556708
I want a timid JK Nightmare who looks and acts like a shy bookworm but invades my dreams as a 10/10 turbo slut gyaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556772
I was going to say nightmare but I thought it was too obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556693
Especially if she is also a bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556782
>JK Mantis
I need it

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw didn't know these threads existed until now
Holy shit, I've found a new home.
Maybe I'll write something over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556788
Fun fact: The Dictyoptera is a clade which consists of the closely related Orders Blattodea (containing the termites and cockroaches) and Mantodea (containing the mantises).

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>>17556791

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>>17556805

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556813
>this is the game that saved Platinum

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556754
>blackmailing
>not being blackmailed

No fuck that. I NEED to have a manticore catch me jerking off to the muscular girls in the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556781
The dream form contrasts so nicely with her real self. In the day she's a shy girl who can't admit she wants her teacher's praise and melts in his palm when headpatted. At night she appears to be more slutty and depraved than the girls in her class that do compensated dating and she's extremely forward about what she wants.

Tan optional.
>>17556791
Welcome aboard, enjoy the waifus and try not to let the occasional arguments bother you too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556838
What if she's too dense or dumb to notice? How will you become the rape bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556605
Monster girl from species who naturally have large breasts won't have any issues, but the odd girl with a huge rack from a flat-chested species will definitely have back pain

>>17556650
Me too.
Chaos girls should come in all sorts of Eldritch colors. I want strawberry Shoggoth, blueberry Mindlflayers and banana Atlach-Nachas.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17554776
Please god where can I buy these, I just need a Holstaur one and I'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556851
Manicores are naturally on the lookout for boys to bully.
You might have a harder time with, say, a Minotaur though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556858
Someone call the baker, his tubs of lard are here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556858
Titties that big are incredibly sinful anon, those girls need to be punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556865
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556858
>>17556867
I'll take the one on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556862
I believe it was one of those japanese capsule machines that they were in. Cheshire was the common one, that smug grin mocking you as the rarer ones eluded the customer's clutches.

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>>17556851
This >>17556864

The trio of Cheshires, Hellhounds and manticores are always looking for boys they can tease. Although admittedly, Hellhound and manticores are more into physical teasing.

Like edgying you until you beg her like you're her bitch in heat

[Anonymous No.]

Fenrir trying to play the violin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556887
Yes but why is she naked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556887
I'd listen to wolfu's playing music while howling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556876
>The trio of Cheshires
Triplets, or just friends by chance? Either way, I want to be teased by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556889
Wolves don't wear clothes silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556889
because she doesn't own any, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556894
I was more meaning Cheshires, manticores and hellhounds as a trio.

But still, DO NOT come close to cheshires in groups. Their teasing can get worse, they'll all laugh at you. Also do you REALLY want to have groups of fat cat ass teleporting in your face every few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556887
I can play the violin too. It would be nice tp play together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556889
Because wolves need no armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556901
>Also do you REALLY want to have groups of fat cat ass teleporting in your face every few minutes.
Sounds like that would get in the way of my schoolwork in this scenario. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556387
>TFW picking up your nephew to give him a ride home from school becomes like trying to score a touchdown at the superbowl, with all the shotacon CCs trying to tackle you to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556876
I want to rape the girl who rapes you.

>>17556901
I want to rape the smug Cheshires until they feel embarrassed and ashamed

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I got this cute plant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556922
I got that cute plant. She chimes a lot.

Also, cute dragon girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556548
They're all wonderful, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556922
I want to water her

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>>17556791
Too bad you've found it in this state, though you probably wouldn't notice anything. People claimed it was turning into shit back when I joined too, and I felt hyped as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556922
I want to roll this sexy dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557032
The best part is, you don't have to roll her I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557047
She has an event poverty version and a SSR gacha version according to the latest news.

She's so handsome.

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>>17557067
Jesus christ where can I find this kind of jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556993
Everything is always dying. I mean, some have been claiming this place has been dying since we got exiled from /a/. It's just all doom saying.
This place has gotten slower over the last few week due to no new MGE content. But that's just thanks to KCand will fix itself once the book comes out.

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>>17557078
>Everything is always dying. I mean, some have been claiming this place has been dying since we got exiled from /a/
There were people claiming it when we were still on /a/. "Dying" can usually be written of as "it doesn't have the kind of content I don't like right now."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get my maid pregnant on her first day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557066
Oh, I see. Gotta go full luck then and hope fpr the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557078
Keep telling yourself that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557072
You can't, she finds you

[Anonymous No.]

Seems the dragon girl doujin by kiasa is doing something weird. Part 1 was vanilla as hell but ended like it was setting up for NTR, seems he's going to do vanilla and bad end versions for both the second and third volumes and leave it up to the reader to decide which is the true route.

I wish there were more vanilla dragon doujins, she's so cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

According to Losenis, dullahans are created from demonic energy being infused to the corpses of decapitated knights...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557148
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557148
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557148
>According to Losenis
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557148
nothing to lose your head over

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557148
He also posits that the cities of the order committed suicide en masse or were purged to avoid monsterization...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554167
Wow, that was messed up.
Great to see you around as always, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557148
Mu little anon can't be this stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557161
But that's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557175
Do you want me to quote the passage...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557148
>...
>>17557161
>...
>>17557188
>...
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557188
Nobody cares...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557204
>>17557205
Don't reply to the obvious retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs ellipses anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557207
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557067
Wow that is straight up disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557204
Stop getting triggered over pretty things you imbicile

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554167
Wait, James is stuck in the illusion spell that makes him see monsters as horrifying abominations?
It explains a lot about him, really.

[Anonymous No.]

You people sure are stupid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557204
My ... key is broken...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557225
>imbicile
Beast is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

This is /jp/, you should be using the Japanese ellipsis …。

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557251
Is she disguised as a loli to swindle sweets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557251
What a sneaky oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557251
She deserves a hard spanking for tricking poor adventurer-san out of all his candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557291
Robin will be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557291
I want to replace a liquor candy's liquor with my semen and give it to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557251
This is why in a world with monster girl you should never ever trust a female.
The cute hungry little girl might just turn out to be be a starving an evil ancient demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557251
If I dick her in cunny mode will she get stuck that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557307
Hey, at least she won't be hungry anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557291
Robin Hood is a tough guy, he's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

I think this was really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557306
She will be both disappointed and pleasantly surprised
She might also come back for more of those "Candy with the yummy stuff inside."

>>17557312
You're way too optimist
Sure she won't be hungry, but she could also kidnap you and turn you into her personal food dispenser

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557241
Is beast the new buzzword for things we don't like?

I've seen it like three times so far in this thread and it wasn't a thing a few months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557225
Newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557341
It's stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557349
It was a joke about his spelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557358
Getting triggered in 2014 was dumb and nothing has changed.

>>17557368
You're stupid!

>>17557371
Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557148
I like loseini

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554303
I love all of them, except Wyvern and Ryu and I dont dislike them either. They are basically improved versions of Salamander/Lizardman without being picky.

I love the haughtiness and pride of the Dragon and being declared her most valuable teasure would be great. I would feel so safe with her.

I love the Baka aspect of the Wurm and how she shows off her physical strenght and superiority all around, is very hot. Plus how awesome is it to have a woman than despite being an average or below average guy looks up upon you as the coolest guy ever despite that she could utterly destroy you with .000000001 of her strenght?

Zombie Dragon is objectively a great girl. "I see, I rape." A Dragon you dont have to worry about the pride and arrogance thing. Lovely. I dont like that her body softens and thus would not be capable of becoming a muscle girl, but thats because its my kink. I would not marry, but I recognize she is a great girl.

Jabberwock, the greatest of Dragons so far. She is an improved Dragon, her pride and arrogance remain, but in a sexier way. I love that you can actually overpower her with the dick and that she has a sure foolproof way of waifuing not dependant on "striking her fancy."

In short, Dragons are awesome.

But my heart belongs to Dragon Knight Commander Altoiris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557445
Cute SaberDragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557445
Is that sword magical? Does it have a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557445
>suspenders and stockings go into her feet
What?

[Anonymous No.]

which monster could make me believe in myself again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555264
I want to be wacked by my muscle warrior waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557476
The stockings-into-monster-bits aspect of many MGE designs will forever be a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557474
Nero>Seiba>Alter>MHX

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557476
Magically created.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557474
I'll have the cute Youmusaber, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557496
MHX's Alter form is the best outside of Lancer Artoria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557501
She has tuberculosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557482
mindflayer
the only thing that can help you is a hard reset

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557482
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557503
I have a tuberculosis fetish.
I once saw a cute girl on TV who had tuberculosis and got a scary boner at the though of being with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557515

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>>17557515
>I have a tuberculosis fetish.
Seems like everyday I find out about a new fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557525
No one will beat Tile-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557527
Necropedo-kun was better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557511
>>17557513
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have an Anubis Step-Momster.
>You will never grow up with bossy Anubis step-sisters, clingy Anubis half-sisters, a sarcastic Sphinx "Aunt" who likes to disturb the shit for her own amusement and a clumsy mummy.
>You will never live in a mansion owned by a pair of Pharaonic twins so ancient that they predate any notion of modesty or personal space.
>You will never have to "thwart" the silly and childish attempts of the (genki, but slightly dimwitted) Lolipophis across the street to claim a throne that doesn't exist anymore and rekindle the rivalry her mum forgot about a few thousand years ago.
>You will never have a gentle and pleasant Milfpophis neighbour who still has a bit of that ancient, primordial evil in her somewhere, as evidenced by how it occasionally slips out. Like that time she saw you walking home from school sporting that big damned shiner on your face and casually asked you about it... while the sky turned red, the wind grew still, the birds went silent and her eyes began to glow with unholy fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557533
that's the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557525
Bugchasing is pretty common fetish desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557544
>Bugchasing
If we were talking about Regura bugs I'd understand but not virus bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557544
At least natural selection will deal with those people quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557543
Sex isn't everything...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557482
All of them minus the picky ones. Just stay away from Lizardmen and Salamanders like if they were the plague. Dont go near a Lilim unless you are 100% she will waifu. The exception are Baphomets, the quest they send weak men that want to waifu them actually are great for self esteem. Aside from them, all MGs are very good at improving your self esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557539
The aunt deserves anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557552
Not fast enough for them to die off before spreading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557445
I hate rape so you have bad taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557555
not true
everything comes back to sex
it's just how animals work

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557539
That sounds like a comfy life anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557445
I love rape so you have good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557556
That's good. Then which one will live my life for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to find a Sandworm and sniff spice off her breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557593
>Sniffing spice.

That sounds unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557593
Good luck having it not immediately dissolve.

[Anonymous No.]

Ive always enjoed wondering what small powers a Incubi might get from his waifu. Like a dragon based can stand heat and maybe even breath fire if he is angry enough. A Oni based incubus can up his muscle mass and maybe his skin turns a bit blue or red. Small stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17555922
If you don't think being bent over and slapped on the ass is emasculating, there's something wrong with your testosterone levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557609
It's already stated that being the husband of a fire type monster, like salamander or lava golem, gives you more resistance to heat and stuff so that they don't kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557609
>Like a dragon based can stand heat and maybe even breath fire if he is angry enough
Yes to heat probably, no to fire. The benefits are usually just to survive the environment the monster lives in with the exception of chaos girls.
>A Oni based incubus can up his muscle mass and maybe his skin turns a bit blue or red. Small stuff like that.
Body changes like muscle mass depend on the individual girl's sexual preferences, skin colour changes are probably a strict no since KC said the only "monster" like thing you gain is a slight tint to your eyes. Again with the exception of chaos marriages.
You may gain increased tolerance for alcohol with an Oni wife though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557612
Wait, that's bad? There's nothing wrong with my testosterone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557570
Still leagues and bounds better than maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557609
You gain resistance to the environment where she lives, plus body changes like dick size or more or less muscle depending on what she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557649
>body modification
They should love me for who I am though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557668
True, but I'd be a hypocrite if I was mad about being given a bigger dick and a slimmer waistline.
Because she'd get bigger tits and grow taller, if she didn't have these things already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557649
KC Sez that physical changes only really happen when it's for the sake of enabling sex, a.k.a. no longer a cripple or morbidly obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557679
Then it is deserved in your case, as you are shallow.

[Anonymous No.]

Mermaids are made to be cucked.
Mermaids were meant to watch you fuck an alpha landwalker like a minotaur from the nearby ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

Say you woke up one day with the MG of your choice right in front of you

what would be your first reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557700
>Don't mind changes being done to me
But I'm still shallow
I'm being trolled, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557709
Crabman please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
Cry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
Hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
pinch self to make sure it isn't a dream
then huff the fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557721
Stop being a faggot, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557649
Pretty much this.
>>17557699
It changes both sides to be the other one's ideal body type to enable sex as much as possible. It also makes the monster girl much stronger if you happen to be a powerful adventurer or hero which is part of how the demon lord became so brokenly powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
>Proceed to hug
>Proceed to touch biceps
>Proceed to lick abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557725
Even if it was a dream why tf wouldyou pinch yourself? To an extent you have your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557721
>Cry
>MG instantly gets concerned and hugs you as she whispers how everything is gonna be okay

dont cry dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557745
>had dream were i was dating someone
>wake up and feel depressed
thats why
and this would be even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
Well, I have a cluttering problem. So I'd probably try and say thirteen different words at once and make myself look like a complete ass.

...And then probably get down to sexy time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
Hugs that turn into the tightest and comfiest of cuddles because both of us would be afraid it's just a dream or illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
Pounce on her, it's the best way to show love and appreciation to a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

STR vampires or INT vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557755
>had a dream i was married to a cute southern belle alp making breakfast.
>wake up
Just about the only time i woke up happy but I still got up like any other day. at least i got to see her :'(

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557783
Both...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557783
FTH mompire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557783
Whichever one gives me a loli cunnypire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557796
FTH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557783
Neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557783
GAY vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557783
Whichever Shirigami Youko is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557809
Faith. Sorry I couldnt remember how the abbreviation went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557817
Alpires aren't right, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557824
Alpires are the cure to everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17554480
I've got a big tongue fetish as well which makes sandworms and jabberwocks the top two girls in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557747
if crying causes an MG to appear then i'm gonna cry till i die of dehydration

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557783
CHA Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557842
I can tell you it doesn't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
I guess i'm the only one who would be scared shitless, then try to incapacitate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557858
No, you wouldn't be the only one. I'd be fucking terrified too, I think many anons here don't really grasp how freaky that would actually be at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557824
What is the sequence during the alping process? As in what comes first?
Voice change, hair growth, emotional needs, genital reassignment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557860
Especially waking up to a literal Zombie for instance. We've been conditioned to strike first, ask questions later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557864
No idea, this is why Alpomata are the best. The confusion level is greatly reduced do to them being robots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557860
>>17557865
>anon murders his waifu out of paranoia and gets to watch as everyone else lives happily ever after

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557849
can't stop crying
pot high voltage on the secretory system of my lacrimal apparatus

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw get bored and fix images

You're welcome or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
Depends, 2D or 3D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557871
I wouldn't murder her. If it was actually my waifu she'd be understanding and do her best to calm me down, being as affectionate and gentle as possible as she explains just what the fuck is happening.
Because I really would be experiencing a panic attack and genuinely believe I've had some sort of a breakdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557647
Maledom is an excellent fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557881
It still mentions male harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557881
You've fixed nothing, that cripplechan image still ignores the intended joke behind that meme like an unattended blind person does with crossing signs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
Agape disbelief.
Shock.
Possibly terror.
Surprise.
Or bemused confusion. I don't know what my favorite mg is yet, however there are many which can disguise themselves as say, cats.

If I found a cat sleeping atop my bed, I'd be confused and befuddled but not shocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557882
Oh go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557906
I don't know if these people expect them to show up like Paper Mario style or what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557897
>being raped by a hellhound while the wurm holds you down with her tail
>being raped by the wurm while the hellhound's warm breath tickles your ear
Truly a formidable combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557881
This is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557910
No. You're not thinking in the deluded mind of the waifufags.

They want to be transported to anime. To become "2d". In all the ways that could mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557906
No you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557917
That's fucking stupid.
t. waifufag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557917
>deluded

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557882
>>17557910
>>17557917
Yeah fuck fantasy and hypothetical scenarios.

Seriously you're overanalysing a casual conversation so much that you're one bazinga away from being sheldon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557917
>No. You're not thinking in the deluded mind of the waifufags.
Where the fuck do you exactly think you are? In fact, why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557917

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
>WHAT THE FUUUUCK
Seeing such a creature suddenly appear in front of me wouldn't be good for my heart, that's for sure. Dunno what my absolute favorite is, but I hope she's understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
BSOD, figuratively speaking of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557711
I'm so wishy washy that I'd change my mind about which my favorite is after seeing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557881
Wait what, you literally just took out the prostate part.

What's wrong with that? How come male harems is more acceptable than prostate play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557956
It's probs the original shitposter doing another run, hth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557929
You're taking this the wrong way Anon. I'm referencing the true believer types. You should know this, we're on jp

>>17557932
I like the porn and the art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557881
>Fixed
>Male harems
Its still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17556404
>hellhound
You can't rape a hellhound, technically speaking, since they show no resistance to being dominated. Goodluck getting out unraped yourself though, once you're done pounding that pupper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557976
>true believer types
Again I think you're taking posts on an indian picture book imageboard too seriously. /jp/ or not, no one really believes that even if they say they do here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557895
No one is going to notice shit as long as the male harem bullshit is there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557997
You can with the help of a mindflayer, they enable authentic rape play.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>17557229
Whether that's because of the 100% Animosity Index, or the Index is because of that is one of those chicken-or-egg questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558014
True, true. Mindflayers a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558016
>that is one of those chicken-or-egg questions.
Surely the animosity came before the index used to quantify it.

[Anonymous No.]

Automatons need a cuddle mode.
Because dear lord, on a day like today I'd love to have one engage that mode while I relax in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557956
>>17557995
I took out the prostate part and the pegging part.

Male Harems is something Female Chad would do so it stays true to the original original.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Candlejack waifu who appears to rape you right after you say her na

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558035
Would that include a patch for additional/optional dialogue meant to give you a warm, cozy feeling inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558016
I don't know, I'd say seeing them as Silent Hill style masses of bubbling flesh would help anyone reach 100% on one of those things.
Keep up the good work though, I'm sorry to hear you don't have as much free time as you'd like to have, but I appreciate your writefagging here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558063
It would if you were trying to get your regular automaton to do it.

Matron models would come with it by default and the lines would range from the ever so soothing "Please <Master Name> rest your head on my Mana-tanks." and the super sweet sounding "<Master Name> your scent is very pleasing to this unit's olfactory sensors.".

You could even slap that patch on a war unit automaton, although your bed would collapse if not properly reinforced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558048
The prostate and pegging part is nothing compared to the harem bullshit. That is THE reason people here called it shit, while the others are ancilliary reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558124
>tfw no Hellhound to watch JJBA with

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558129
>Hellhound's stand just holds you down so she can rape you more easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558136
>implying she doesn't use hamon or the spin

Shes not a pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558048
>Female Chad (Alpha) monstergirl
>Harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558136
And suddenly, I'm hearing a Pharaoh in the distance singing 'fuck like an egyptian'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558048
>MGE girls
>male harems
Cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558022
>tfw no desperate Flayer girlfriend who will let you do whatever you want with her.
>tfw no Flayer girlfriend to tie up and squeeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558150

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558063
Gremlin's patch changelogs:
>re-added the mispronounciation of "Master". Now she says it like a moron, just like you guys wanted. Whatever.
>Added additional dialogue during cuddle mode. Now really sounds genuine when she asks you about your boring day!
>Removed the exploit that allowed for easy Succuvirus infection. My bad.
>New mode added: Smug. Enjoy having a robot maid that thinks it's better than you.
>New mode added: PELVISERATION! (Use at your own risk, don't say I didn't warn you)
>changed the algorithm to make meme spouting less common. It'll no longer feel like you've married a Cheshire.
>Fixed the unfortunate Barry White voice during massages. No idea why this was even happening, but this time it's gone. Promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558156
I wish I was being petted by a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558156
Why does she have downs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558124
>>17558156
Your filename scheme is very suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558155
>>tfw no Flayer girlfriend to tie up and squeeze.
Want a squishy flayer hugpillow so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558163
>Barry White voice during massages
Who the hell let that one through the code review?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558168
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

So what monster would you want to represent your country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558180
Minotaur is obviously mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558168
Oh I didn't give them that filename, I just went on the MGE wiki recently and saved pictures of monster girls I didn't have. That's how they're labelled.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558175
A lonely programmer that accidentally copied her shcliking music over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558172
Me too. The softer the better.
>ywn tease a /fit/ Flayer, who even despite her abbs and muscles, is still squishy and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558189
It wouldn't be the thread without you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558180
This one. Although, apparently Wendigos, Yetis, and Whitehorns have been used as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558188
Alrighty then. It's just that that's just how shigydigy's filenames are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558200
Cute beaver!

>>17558201
No idea who that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558194
but everybody is gonna blame the program tester with 20 reports of the bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557917
That is eventually going to be possible

[Anonymous No.]

Did my best trying to scan it but it should look at least somewhat passable. Can't believe this wasn't uploaded somewhere but here you go now. imgur.com/a/wFWRQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558205
>No idea who that is.
It's better that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558180
>Hellhound screaming that she's white

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558197
>Grope her squishy abs
>Practically melt in her super squishy giant tits
>Ram cock into tight but squishy lovetunnel while her tentacles caress you full body
>Feel one squish into your ear, hear her moan into your soul.

It's enough to make a man squish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558180
I'd want one of the classier Wonderland girls, as they're eccentric and charming.
The more honest route would be a drunk Oni shouting something about kebabs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558230
No no, you don't understand. What you don't see is that she's riding her white boyfriend. She's literally fucking white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558241
Why is all this cripplechan garbage emerging all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558258
Oh is that where it's from? I had no idea and saved it because I thought it was amusing, knowing it's from that place makes me want to delete it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558270
What other girls has Redd drawn so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558180
Have you ever thoughts of using a different picture, flagman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558270
That's a really dumb way of thinking
"I like this image but it's from a website I don't like so I hate it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558151
>>17558144
THAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE EXAGGERATED AND UNREALISTIC
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE ORIGINAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>17552441
>"It's a joke!" he says while shoving dicks into everything.
Seems like something a Wonderland harem would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558296
Me thinks you're giving people way too much credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558144
>>17558151
>>17557995
>>17557891
>he doesn't want to be part of a hellhound's male harem
What are you, a gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558282
There's no other monsters pic with flags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558307
I'd want her all to myself. No sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558307
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557868
How do you change a "male" robot to a female?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558313
>>17558311
>taking him seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558315
Male connectors -> female connectors.
Duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558315
Remove pole
Add hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558307
This is bait

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be groped and molested by some octopus girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558325
It's a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558296
What part of "the point is irrelevant, male harems are not going to be accepted here" you dont understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558212
Her eyes contain way too much crazy
>He gets a huge boner from a single kiss
This is the power of long lamia tongues

Thanks for the scans man, you did great
All the snake lovers applaud you
Seeing that last panel was definitely worth the wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558212
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558337
>This is the power of long lamia tongues
Shirohebis also have sharp fangs like Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558335
>accepted
What the fuck no one is pushing for it to be accepted IT'S A JOKE
It doesn't matter if it's funny or not, but it's a fucking joke, they aren't being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558232
I'm honestly not sure I deserve a Flayer. I really only want one to bully sexually until she is a foolish mess of soft squid. lve never been specifically interested in having one tinker with my mind, but I would definitely try and find a way to play with hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558332
See, the thing is that half the time somebody does one of these jokes, some fag defends it either because he's shitposting or because he's serious, then shitstorm happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558353
OK so fuckin ignore him or hide the post or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

Bad dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558000
I'm really not though. This is a place where people get bootyblasted over ellipsis. Guys use this site for years and have it slowly suck away their lives. While you an I may not be those guys, it's fine to joke about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558322
>>17558324
>Making her scream your name and filling her new womb with children.
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558315
>>17558322
Stop pushing this shit on Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557997
She can't constantly be submissive. Wouldn't raping her when she attempts too rest me be rape?

Wouldn't restraining or forcing her into submissive chastity and bondage permanently be rape?

>>17558168
Go away

>>17558210
With vr maybe. Wouldn't be the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558388
As an outsider it's pretty funny watching alpfags shit all over automatonss

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558394
They're the furfags of Succubus type monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558390
>when she attempts too rest me be rape?
U fucking wot m8?
>permanently
Not a concept applicable to helhounds. I doubt any bondage can hold her unless you pull some gleipnir shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558381
>This is a place where people get bootyblasted over ellipsis
People get called a faggot for that even on the non-weeb boards. Typing like a faggot is generally discouraged everywhere except /trash/ and /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

Post more pics like these, with multiple girls over a white background to pick.

And feel free to pick any number of the succubi from the pic to marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558180
This is already calle the monkey land, so kakuens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558388
Alpomatons are the new hotness, salty anon.
Total conversions are fun to perform on your machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558413
Center row, the one with the coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558413
2nd row from the bottom, either Wiz or the 1st one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558413
>white background
Does it need to be that specific?
On another note, there need to be a Kiki/Shoggoth for every type of maid in this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558348
It doesnt matter. If you mention male harems you are going to get shat on, joke or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558413
Any choice other than the madam is objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558388
That cute blonde robot from the profile had a dick and male voice once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558432
Can I get a formal list of all of the trigger words then? And since you probably will be unable to tell, the previous request was sarcastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558437
Automatons would genderless combat droids you mongoloid.
>robot
They're Golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558444
were*

[Anonymous No.]

Alpfaggots are fucking cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558431
Challenge for everyone: pick a monster girl for each outfit, you can't pick the same race multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558450
>pick a monster girl for each outfit
They'd need a different bodytype/hairstyle/haircolor too so they aren't just profile clones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558452
Well the idea was the race involved, not what she looks like. She could look like anythig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558431
1/2 and 8 are best, prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558449
Well yeah. They are kinda gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558461
Easy: Bonnets are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558413
2nd row Definitely-not-Darkness
Last row Pale ponytail with muscular calves

I got a thing for ponytails I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557821

FTH is good enough to get the point across, though FAI seems to be more popular. WIS is also acceptable as a, "this is magic too but it's divine/healing". Hell, back in FFXI it was called MND (mind), which always fucking bugged me. Not sure if it was crappy translation or what.

However If you're one of the people who abbreviates "Blue Mage" as "BUM" then you're beyond help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558444
Those golems had to have a voice and female wasnt one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558502
>not just BLU

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558441
Just anything that involves cheating or sharing your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558413
will delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558502
I want to slap a 'blue mage' dark mage on the bum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558510

That's the way to do it. Blue mage powers in MGE would be quite something, now that I think on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557932
>In fact, why are you even here?
I don't mean to intrude here, but I've killed a giant snail and I'm a wanted man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558449
Alps cure everything from aids to homosexuality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558518
Yours has less girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558529
Burnt Face Man was a lot of fun. I wish they made more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558518
Again, cross off 13 and 44, they're mine.
What, you thought people could share? It's first come, first serve!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you make a memorable character? How do you make a cast of unique characters? Do your characters struggle for identity or spring fully-formed from your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558546
You don't need to imagedump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558565
Who said I was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558544
It's hard. You need a character who is likable and relatable, while at the same time unique.
Or just grab a random species and give her a dick. The thread will fucking hate you for it but you can't deny they'll remember her until the end of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558546
Hellhound have no effect upon me. I'm already immune to their spicy fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558565
Thanks for saving us from a handful of images anon.
Truly we would be lost without your dumbassery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558546
>>17558568
Just so you know, censored porn can still get you sent on vacation of a janitor sees it. Careful anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558534
Huh, you're right. I shifted some but it looks like the brown girl who should be in slot 10 is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558573
So breaching the image limit before we reach page 10 is a good thing? I wouldn't expect anything less from you, special Ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558572
You say that now

>>17558579
Well, too late now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558584
She can be slot 52 so I don't have to redo the typesetting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558584
Whoops, quoted wrong person, meant for >>17558575

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558584
Okay now the thumbnail to that crotch was suspicious looking at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558587
What?

>>17558591
Yeah I had to do a double take when I first saw it. Fairly certain it's just supposed to be a tuft of fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558584
It's true. My dick might get hard but I can easily resist, no more wavering. I'm faithful to scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558591
I thought the same thing the first time I seen that image. Thankfully it's just hairy hellhound pubes that should probably be a different colour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558584
That crotch fluff looks like it'd chafe the dick when she does sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Big
Meaty
Purple
Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558584

I am going to turn her vagina into an exploded hotpocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558622
That's... one way of putting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558462
>procreating with a female
>gay
Also
>kinda gay
You either are or aren't there's no "kinda".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558628
You could go for a normal girl or for a girl that was a guy. It's pretty gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Hugely busty hellhounds that try to intimidate you into giving up because they really can't outrun you thanks their overly big chests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558638

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558646
Not big enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558634
Well if you're going to be picky you're no better than disgusting 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558652
I don't think I have anything bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558638
Would tease her by acting haughty like a dragon before running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558675
I love hellhounds as much as the next guy, but do you mind taking it down a nudge?
We only have so many pics per thread.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a vampire tries to attack me and I get a massive nose bleed?
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558693
Man.
Getting all up like that and making her run.

She's going to track your shit down tater and bully your dick with her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558701
She gets a massive ladyboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558695
Yeah I'm about to go out anyway.

I wish Hellhound's had more good art though. Going through the fan art gallery on the MGE wiki, a lot of it is pretty bad, Anubutt gets tons of really pretty art though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558695
We're not going to hit image limit before the thread sages off the board so stop acting like you're a mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558718
Which is kinda surprising, Hellhound seams to be really popular but not that many seam to commission art for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558706
Oh she's a wolf, I'm sure thr chase would heat her up nicely.
Though even if she managed to catch me up, I'd nibble her nipples and squeeze her tits so hard, we would be having wrestle sex for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17557912
Unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558726
We don't have hellhoundfags, just mere sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558726
I was going to commission ittla for some Hellhound art last time I got paid but he's not taking color sketches currently, to my annoyance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558729
Big, sweaty wrestle sex where you can molest her massive mammaries all you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558740
Yeah, they apparently got overwhelmed with commissions. Luckily I got in mine just when they opened commissions up.
They might open up full color again when it calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>hellhound gets infinite pics to fill the thread to image limit.
>e-excuse me can you take it down a nudge?
>Alps get 5 pics
>stop posting the same goddamn image every thread. REEEEE
NIGhoundfags everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558701
>nosebleed drops falling onto her huge, pearl-white globe-like tits
>she shudders as she runs a finger along them and brings it up to her mouth to lick
>her legs clench together when the taste hits her tongue, her whole body rumbling as she moans over her sucking fingers
>eyes droop open and stare with beastial hunger at you as her passionate lady moans dip into growling wild hungry moans
>bares her full fanged mouth and lunges at you, plunging her fangs in deep as she pounces you to the floor, her ass giving a little jiggle as she greedily drinks deep from you and grinds her moistened dress against your crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558754
Yeah I'm just gonna have to be patient for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558726
I'm one of the few it seems in that case. Tempted to go for bicorn, nacho or hinezumi next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558745
Indeed. Let's not forget my dick deep in her warm and squishy pussy, making us both cum over and over again, trying to beat each other only to end up with us napping together.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think stinkbugs have strange courtship rituals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558450
1-8. Kikimora
9. Zombie Kikimora
10-11. Automaton. Model K1K1-MR4
12. Special Forces Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558759
Indeed. Clearly, the answer is to post more dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558675
>Glowing back of mouth
>Something else may glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558821
If i make a hellhound squirt her pussy juice all over my dick does it glow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558821
>>17558835
Calm down Shoggocks. We know you can't get off unless there's a fucking flashlight shoved up there, but try to contain your fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558411
Getting triggered over ellipsis will always be stupid..


>>17558404
Rape me.
When she retaliates to my rape, if I rape her again, that's rape, right?

Put aside all your hellhound power fantasies and imagine chaining a very aggressive one in a bitchsuit. Surely that would be rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558797
That's the most aggressive oomukade I've ever seen. Needs to be more gloomy, benign & pathetic. Like the Joss Whedon of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558835
>Go to party
>Hit it off with a Hellhound
>Things start getting hot and heavy
>Sneak into a closet and eat her out
>Both of you sneak back out together unnoticed
>People start giving you weird looks
>Entire face coated in orange glowing hotdog juice

[Anonymous No.]

For Vampires:

Goth, heavy black eyeliner and jumbo jugs overflowing a gothic corset
Or
Noble, ultra fancy regality and jumbo jugs overflowing a Victorian corset?

It also accordingly effects their mood, interests, and relationship style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558860
Noble

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558842
>Rape me.
Fucking alps.
>When she retaliates to my rape, if I rape her again, that's rape, right?
You mean while she's raping you, you turn it around and take the dominant position? No that's not rape, that's just dominating them. As the other anon says, only a flayer can make the rape fantasy real.
> chaining a very aggressive one in a bitchsuit.
As I said, futile unless you're going full gleipnir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558860
I've always had a thing for the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558860
Noble.
I want her to have such huge titties that she has a specially enchanted bra just to support them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558840
I ain't no shoopuf. I'm just a cutie that has a fetish for fire usage in sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558860
Noble without a doubt. Fuck that goth trash whe you can have the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558860
Gothic gem that leaves black lipstick rings from her plumped up lips pressing against the base of your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558466
you're dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558546
>>17558568
>>17558584
At least make an imgur album of these uncensored

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558901
They're all on the wiki, each image number is right there in the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558860
The first one with B cups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558879
Where when she looms over you there's no chance you can see her expression past her titanic titflesh and have to guess whether she's swooning in secret at her delicious little snack dispenser or staring rape-like at her inferior sumptuous bloodbag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558860
That's like asking me to choose between sparkling and non-sparkling vampires.

Seriously, if they don't dress well, shun the light, and act smug about it, they're basically just zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558840
>Implying I'm who you say I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558911
Closer to rest your head on her heart, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558901
What >>17558908 said. That's where I got them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558840
There is literally nothing wrong with glow-in-the-dark pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558918
Well in this case it seems the goth is more the nosferatu variety while the noble takes more from the sparkly side

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558918
Wait, which one did you choice?

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>>17558935
Justify yourself, nigger.

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>>17558759
Why does all the alp discussion have to happen when I'm asleep?

Alp automaton discussion no less.

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>>17558860
Cute gothfu that frowns at absolutely everything- but me.

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>>17558811
Correct. Cute dragons that were once males.

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>>17558797
Aggressive centipedes are scary. Do not approach them.

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>>17558917
Perfect.
Large enough that she can rest things upon them when she's sitting at the table.

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>>17558948

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>>17558948
My, what dastardly plot are you scheming, anon?

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>>17558923
I just think it fits better with the goth vampire look, would be fun to grope her while she tries to act all cool and edgy.

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>>17558943
It's not like she's a modern scene kid goth
She's like, actually gothic. Sleeps in a coffin, acts a bit otherworldly, slowly approaches silent and menacing and has such a color coordination as to convince you she's actually made in black-and-white

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>>17558951
Touch the centipede. Do it now.

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>>17558932
>There's nothing wrong with being aggressively autistic and always bringing up glowing vaginas whenever a fire-based girl is mentioned

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>>17558968
>It's not like she's a modern scene kid goth
The post didn't say as such. The heavy black eyeliner is scene kid and emo as fuck.

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>>17558963
Do not bully the dracoalp.

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>>17558968
A stereotypical scene girl vampire with a noble mom is the best combination

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>>17558987
That does sound cute

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>>17558977
Bully the dracoalp.

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>>17558975
I'm not whoever it is you're stalking, sorry.

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>>17558869
We're going full "gleipnir." Whatever that means. Actually we're using reasonable headcannon where hellhounds don't have bullshit asspull magic but whatever.

If some hellhound tries to take me, and I somehow stun, restrain, and keep her as a pet where she has no choice but to be submissive, would that finally be rape?

Or would even that get shrugged off as "eh, this ain't so bad. Three meals a day, two fucks a day, and master pets me when I ask for it, I could get used to this!"?

Because if so, that's kinda admirable and kinda cute in a weird way.

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>>17558994
Do not.

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>>17558987
She's worthless and a shame for her family

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>>17559005
>We're going full "gleipnir." Whatever that means
Use google, fag. How dare you be so mythologically illiterate in the thread dedicated to fucking mythological girls.
> stun, restrain, and keep her as a pet where she has no choice but to be submissive,
Woah, that's a giant leap there. Stun, restrain, keep as a pet. IT could be possible. But that somehow = submissive? She'd still look for any moment to turn the table on you, never truly submit.

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>>17559016
>A stereotypical scene girl vampire with a noble mom is the best combination
At least she's not an old bitter hag who can't get with the times

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>>17558965
It's simple dragon alps are the ultimate in bullying material. Especially when you tell them they are attra.tive

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>>17559015
Do!

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>>17559032
*attractive

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>>17559023
So then that's rape.

I'm almost disappointed, it got more interesting when she was just going with the flow.

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Is a Holst knight too much to ask?

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>>17558968
Goth and gothic are two very different things. Goth is cigarettes and eyeshadow

Gothic is churches and gargoyles.

Hence, a goth vampire sparkles, a noble vampire lives in a mansion, and a gothic vampire rules the night from their castle.

Bram Stoker penned Dracula in the Victorian era, but the novel is decidedly gothic horror

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>>17559044
Maybe.

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>>17558999
Literally every time some sort of demonic or fire-based girl Shoggy comes in and mentions hell portal vaginas as if it isn't an overdone joke against his fucking weird kinks

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>>17559041
No, it's not rape. She'd let you fuck her while she's your pet, while simultaneously testing her bonds. And the moment it looks like its time to turn it around, she'll do so, and turn you into the pet.

That's the canon helhound. She loves being dominated, so she can't be raped (without a flayer). and she loves dominating so she'll never remain submissive.

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>>17559044
Well generally you're going to see more minotaurs in a fighter type roll. I imagine most holsts gravitate more towards healer or bard/dancer classes.

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>>17559053
>>17559066
Well I still want a princely and noble Holst.

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How does a Troll's husband rectify his homely humble wife having such a fat, naughty ass?
How is he supposed to resist whaling on that jiggly, sinful meaty monstrosity with a full wind up spank when she's just happily humming and tenderly cooking breakfast in the morning as the sun shines in their modest lazy cottage?

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>>17559073
Giving her a nice pair of jeans. Those should be able to hide her ass.

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>>17558944
Where would you even find parts to change your automaton anyways?

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>>17559070
I'd rather a dainty princess holstaur.

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>>17559053
That's a Holst mage. I'm thinking more of an unusually timid Minotaur in armor painted in black and white splotches

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>>17559073
He looks at her giant hands and feet, and his boner dies instantly

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>>17559085
I imagine gremlins make a killing reverse engineering automaton tech.

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>>17559086
I'd rather a huge princess Holstaur.

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>>17558413
Can I marry all of them?>>17558431

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>>17559059
>she loves dominating so she'll never remain submissive
You missed the memo huh?

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>>17559097
Did KC shit everything up again?

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>>17558413
Can I marry all of them?

>>17558431
Can I hire all of them?

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>>17559079
>troll wife comes home in jeans and a plain t-shirt
>Now looks completely the role of a modern thicc MILF doujin protagonist
She has done the opposite of the thing
She has in fact made things so, so much worse (better)

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>>17559085
Newegg and Amazon.

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>>17559099
If by "shit up everything" you meant "had to clarify something to dense shitposters in eternal denial that should've been obvious from the start" then yes.

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>>17559114
More like "everything must please everyone because we're criying faggots"

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>>17559091
I imagine Gremlins make a killing doing ghetto af body mods
>Hydraulic actuators
>Battery boosters
>Ebonics chip
>Dance modules. So many dance modules

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>>17559104
I want to see monster girls taken in by human fashion.

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>>17559114
>Making it so some wankoff could tame a girl even the gods could do nothing about because a handful bitched and whined is "clarification"
Sasuga KC.

There needs to be a third party who Kc gives all his work to, so the little faggot no longer owns his creations and can't ruin them afterwards.

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>>17559099
They were always intended to be tameable, just extremely hard to tame.
"Would have to be greater than a god" doesn't mean much when the gods in MGE are fallible and one upped by mortals in various aspects.

KC just cleared up the western misconception, Japan always got the message and wrote stories of it.

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>>17559128
>muh gods
See >>17559131
You're forgetting this is the setting where a succubus and a human can BTFO the original chief god.

I'm a hellhound fag and even I think you're being a bitter loser about things.

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>>17559124

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>>17559131
But apparently given the conversation from before, since Hellhounds were the hardest ones to tame and they can be, now everything is made to be tamed and submissive. Maledomfags.

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>>17559087
That's actually a Rogue.

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>>17559141
Nothing wrong with that, anything can be dom too by the way.

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>>17559135
>You're forgetting this is the setting where a succubus and a human can BTFO the original chief god.
Resorted to blatant lying 'eh? You're right. It's just a succubus and a human, blew the fuck out of the original chief god.

No you cunt, the greatest hero who has ever and will ever exist, teamed up with the demon lord who has the entirety of demonkind behind her, and together they just barely beat a fledgling goddess, and wrested one portion of rule away from her.

Just a human and a succubus my ass.

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>>17559131

I think the west just takes things on a more literal level in general. We like our clarification and hardcanon. Japs enjoy having wiggle room.

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>>17559124
All the other human girls are wearing heavy coats and sweaters in the winter, she wants to blend in

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>>17559152
Stop sucking off the Demon Lord's Husband, he gets it enough from her

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>>17559119
>>17559128
>>17559141
>being this mad

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>>17559163
I want a big, soft, pugy yeti.

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>>17559151
>Nothing wrong with that
t. maledomfag

What's the point of making every species the same then.

>These two canids are already subs
>But I want the third one too
>Because fuck having species for different fetishes, let's mix everything until the only difference is aesthetical

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>>17559167
Canonically, he was mankind's greatest hope - the strongest hero who could have hoped to stop the DL, blessed by the goddess.

The setting is incapable of creating a hero stronger than him - and there wasn't one before him.

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>>17559135
>>17559152
I thought the original chief god left way before this whole thing started

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>>17559182
He did. The chief god at the time of the DL's rebellion was a newbie.

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>>17559044
Uh, yes.

>>17559059
But she can't, because she's in bondage. Stupid. I don't trust her.

Having her just go with it is more interesting, more surprising and creative, and I can't believe I'm saying this but more philosophical.

Think of it like this. Hellhound likes Anon. Hellhound knows Anon finds her at least attractive, if not romantically appealing. So hellhound attempts to rape Anon.

Anon being a twitchy, paranoid guy, has some sort of crazy rube Goldberg contraption that allows him to temporarily restrain her. He rapes her. Hellhound then escapes, licking up the sticky residue while planning take two.

She tries again and fails again, and again, and again, then maybe succeeds once or twice, which makes Anon even more crazy, she fails again, succeeds again, you get the idea. Eventually Anon snaps, and the next time he captures her, instead of raping him he puts her in a bitchsuit, gags her and keeps her as a pet and living sex toy.

A month of this passes. Eventually crazy Anon allows hellhound to speak, and asks her if she's finally willing to quit and "admit defeat". Hellhound asks him what he was talking about, and says she got exactly what she wanted. Anon flips and demands she explain herself after more forced sex.

The hellhound then explains that she likes Anon, and what she wanted all along was to spend time with him and have sex with him, and while this admittedly wasn't how she thought things would end up, it's still time and sex with crazy Anon and therefore it's still good.

Anon then has a brain fart and realizes he was projecting his insecurities onto her. Instead of seeing the hellhound's aggressive advances as a hellhound's way of confessing (because lets be honest, that's just what they do) and just asking her to be gentle or wait till marriage, he was projecting his insecurity and need of power onto her and imagining she was trying to rape him as just a statement of dominance, not a statement of affection in a dominant, hellhound-y way.

Anon then, somewhat bemused, asks the hellbound why she didn't speak up before. The hellhound shrugs and says, "you didn't ask. And hey, wearing a collar makes you look cute"

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>>17559188
>But she can't, because she's in bondage. Stupid. I don't trust her.
You'll fuck up sooner or later.

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>>17559186
Then I don't understand why they're saying "the original"

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>>17559195
Because he doesn't know shit about the canon - which is why he is okay with KC condoning subhound

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>>17559044
This is as close as we've got.

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>>17559141
Yes that's right continue to be mad.

>>17559172
There is nothing wrong with it and you are projecting and being awfully butthurt.
Nobody's gonna take your rapist away from you dude, Jesus. Maybe someone really, really likes hellhounds, just not rape. Not even femdom, just not rape. No reason to say he can't have his waifu. Unless you're you. And stupid.

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>>17557711
Freeze, stare, look around for other witnesses, spew unintelligible wordmash, then schizophrenically jitter between running awayfrom/towards them before passing out

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>>17559170
Yetis aren't fat, they have heavy clothes on!

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>>17559188
So what's the next forced sub that's going to be pushed, manticores?

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>>17559199
How cute.

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>>17559207
Maledomfags are truly a cancer.

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>>17559207
Ushi-Oni

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>>17559191
I'm so paranoid I use tor to run a virtual machine to use tor.

Also how do you fuck up bondage, like seriously.
You get a bitchsuit.
You put her in it.
You lock it.

I get like, rope bondage, she could probably burn that. But cover the shit in salt. Be creative.

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>>17559205
Of course they can be.
How else do they survive the harsh winters in so few clothes?

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>>17559222
>You get a bitchsuit.
You got a fireproof bitchsuit? It won't warp no matter how she turns up the heat?

There are no implements or corners around for her to wear away at her bonds?

There's an infinite number of ways for her to eventually escape.

Fuck, maybe she plays the long game, makes you think she's fully submitted. Then BAM, right when you least expect it. Rapeothon.

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>>17559207
>>17559214
Stop with your "pushing" paranoia buddy. People are talking about mgs. Shit's on topic. Nobody is insane enough to try to Jew this place anyway.

I'd filter "push" but it's a pretty common word so I can't.

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>>17559227
Poutine, hot cocoa, and lots of scheduled cuddling with husband

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>>17559234
But how else can we force a narrative painting something he doesn't like as harmful to the thread? You don't understand, not strictly adhering to the profile will bring doom to us all.

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>>17559214
Dominating other guys and making them al

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>>17559234
What? I don't think there's some devious plot to push sub monstergirls.

I just think maledomfag are an inherent cancer incapable of letting a dom girl be. It's in their nature to try and force submission from others.

But funnily enough, femdomfags aren't out there demanding every sub girl doms them, generally speaking. Least, it comes upfar less frequently.

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>People still getting triggered by others liking something they don't like.

smugmemecat.jpg

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>>17559245
>Poutine

And you wonder why those yetis are tubby!

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>>17559233
>You got a fireproof bitchsuit? It won't warp no matter how she turns up the heat?
Could be done. Asbestos has existed for years and you could always fuck her with a gas mask on. Not the stupidest thing I've done. Also this being the world of mgs, there's some bullshit material or magic I could use to create it. Maybe it's covered in sodium powder, depleting her powers. Maybe she's allergic to cobalt blue or whatever. Maybe I made it out of dragonskin®.
>There are no implements or corners around for her to wear away at her bonds?
This is the easiest question. Yes. Keep her in a circular or padded room. She could run through a bitchsuit, but not if you fully restrain or give her nothing to create friction with. And you can't melt a lock by slightly rubbing it.
>There's an infinite number of ways for her to eventually escape.
Awfully short infinite.
>Fuck, maybe she plays the long game, makes you think she's fully submitted. Then BAM, right when you least expect it. Rapeothon.
Which averts my preparation HOW? Just don't take her out of it and keep her monitored. It sounds like you're saying I'll be stupid enough to unlock her. God no. Just drop that assumption right now, I am not that stupid.

Listen, you and I can do this dick waving competition for ten years and the result would be the same, we'll just be one upping each other with headcanon. Pointless.

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>>17559248
This is true.

>>17559250

>What? I don't think there's some devious plot to push sub monstergirls.
You sure about that? Because that's what you communicating in words. Words like
>I just think maledomfag are an inherent cancer incapable of letting a dom girl be.

Also that's not even an issue. Your hellhound will always be your hellhound, if you don't like the stories just ignore them. They are very rare.

>It's in their nature to try and force submission from others.
Because that's the fetish, dip. Again non issue.

>But funnily enough, femdomfags aren't out there demanding every sub girl doms them, generally speaking. Least, it comes upfar less frequently.
Yeah they are. And you know what? Everybody's fine with it because I don't need a Dom kiki or whatever. I think it's an odd fetish but she's pretty so if that's your deal go nuts.

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>>17559266
Don't even really care about much of anything anymore outside of genuine shit taste like flashlight vaginas and the Sith girls

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>>17559250
Dood his sub hellhound ain't stopping you from getting a Dom hellhound. You two couples could walk by each other, complete reversals, and the only difference would be which gender wears the leash.

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>>17559275
>Asbestos has existed for years and you could always fuck her with a gas mask on
Isn't asbestos fucking deadly though? Or is that just the asbestos used in housing? Turns into millions of tiny shards, is breathed in and lacerates the insides.

>Maybe it's covered in sodium powder, depleting her powers
Watching too much supernatural. Profile doesn't mention salt.

Furthermore, Hellhound is based on Cerberos, more than the hellhound of christian variety, a she was made to be the gatekeper of the underworld.

AFAIK Hell doesn't have a canid gatekeeper.

>>17559282
>Because that's what you communicating in words.
There's a difference between deliberate intent and natural proclivity.

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>>17559290
Hey man don't you diss my bioluminescent booty, my phosphorescent pussy. It's a high class fetish.

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>>17559292
>Dood his sub hellhound ain't stopping you from getting a Dom hellhound
I really hate this hippie notion of "be and let be".

There's 0 point in KC writing profiles at all, if nothing in it is binding. Nigger might as well just draw pictures and leave everything else up to interpretation.

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>>17559270
The Timbits and coffee sure don't help either, damn hyperactive Yetis

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>>17559304
It's what I'm saying yeah, why force everyone to be the same when the point is having them be different.

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Aren't sub Hellhounds just sub until they're not?
As in, you can dom them all you want but if you're tired and they still want sex, they're going to get it.

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>>17559320
Not any more apparently

[Anonymous No.]

This seems relevant.

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>>17559298

>Isn't asbestos fucking deadly though? Or is that just the asbestos used in housing? Turns into millions of tiny shards, is breathed in and lacerates the insides.
It happens the most with the poofy housing asbestos, because it can get shredded easily and kids play in it. But it only hurts you if you breathe it. In all other ways it is harmless. Hense the gasmask. Doubt it would hurt a hellhound either, if they're really as strong as you say.

It's also SUPER resistant to heat and flame, so, immersed in vulcanized rubber, you've got something that doesn't melt in heat, go brittle in cold, doesn't burn, and yet is cheap and replaceable.

>Watching too much supernatural. Profile doesn't mention salt.
Some people say it's a thing so good damnit it's a thing to me man

>Furthermore, Hellhound is based on Cerberos, more than the hellhound of christian variety, a she was made to be the gatekeper of the underworld.
So what's his weaknesses? I believe salt and sulfur were them. You could also chill the room, or have a material that saps heat.

I'll distract her with beggin' strips or some dumbass thing.

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>>17559307
Yep.
The harsh reality of the far north is that those girls who aren't immune to the cold are soft and pudgy

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>>17559320
That's what they used to be. Now they go full sub because reasons.

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>>17559304
It's a basis. Not a law. This isn't a simulation, he can't ban you from thinking in your own ways.

You need to take this a little less seriously.

>>17559316
And I'm being different with a sub hellhound.
Like shit she's not even a sub, just sub at the moment.

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>>17559328
>I'll distract her with beggin' strips or some dumbass thing.

It's one thing to want a sub hellhound but now they're to be literal dogs, too? Man, fuck this place.

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>>17559320
Thats where this started, yeah.

>>17559330
You're making shit up boy.

>>17559323
I was gonna post that. Can't believe it's necessary but here we are.

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>>17559334
>And I'm being different with a sub hellhound.
I'm talking about species, not individuals, as you well know.

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>>17559340
YEAH
CHEW TOYS AND RUBBER BALLS

Again, take a joke and a chill dude. Hell, why not write your own story instead of complaining? It could be short or long.

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>>17559323
So...the hellhound I married will still force herself on me every night... regardless of how some asshole interprets KCs words!

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>>17559348
Why not have a unique individual that you call your own.
Cough.

>>17559353
Yes! That's correct! And you don't need to get triggered over petty bullshit when people talk about their personal desires!

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>>17559329
Or they wear warm /fa/ and spend their time cuddling with their man

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>>17559328
>Hence the gasmask
Didn't realize you thought it through, I thought you just liked gasmasks.

>Some people say it's a thing so good damnit it's a thing to me man
Eh

>So what's his weaknesses?
Well, noogies firstly
>There are various versions of how Heracles accomplished Cerberus' capture.[49] According to Apollodorus, Heracles asked Hades for Cerberus, and Hades told Heracles he would allow him to take Cerberus only if he "mastered him without the use of the weapons which he carried", and so, using his lion-skin as a shield, Heracles squeezed Cerberus around the head until he submitted.

Secondly, wooden clubs
> Consistent with the no iron requirement, the iconographic tradition, from c. 560 BC, often shows Heracles using his wooden club against Cerberus

And lastly for binding, heracles used chains of adamant.

But all of these have the pre-requisites of being the demigod heracles, who shouldered the world for a time.

[Anonymous No.]

A sneak peak of things to come!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never live in Ms. Titania's Neighborhood

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>>17559361
I partially think anons are pissed at the idea of a sub hellhound due to that faggot from a year or so ago who furiously pushed them for months on end, bashing anyone who liked femdom along the way. He really didn't help the argument for them in the slightest.

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>>17559328
Orpheus lulled her to slumber with music. Hope you're handy with a lyre.

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>>17559367
You think I'm gonna try to rape a hellhound without taking proper precautions? Ha! Almost all mestel masks are well beyond certified for home removal of asbestos. And yes, they do look awesome.

>Noogies
Oh my God that's great

>Wood
Alright? Negative reaction to wood? That's interesting. Confusing that the locks would be stronger if they were made from wood but I can always try both. Any type of wood? Ebony maybe? It's pretty resistant to fire, so far as I know.

Actually it's pretty interesting that wood is preferred to iron I genuinely wonder why that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559371
Nice big Titania always teaching kindness and wearing a big sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559369
>Anubis is finally in these collages
Never thought I'd see the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559369
Cute! Anubisfag's wife got to join their clique

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>>17559388
>Alright? Negative reaction to wood? That's interesting.
No. No negative reaction to wood. Hades is simply a cunt, and didn't want heracles to win so he added the stipulation of no iron weapons. So in leau of that, Heracles used his lion-skin as a shield, and used a wooden club.

> I genuinely wonder why that is
Hades is a cunt

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>>17559372
Gotta live and let live my friend. These threads are full of weirdos.

>>17559378
Man you guys are super wise on the mythological part of mgs. That's awesome. Tell me more about them.

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>>17559398
I see.
So what you're saying is that I should think on my feet, and outwit, instead of attempting to overpower her? To make do with the tools at hand in such a way that artificially restricts the opponent while she believes it to be a benefit?

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>>17559416
You could also get the favor of all the goddesses and they can give you divine trinkets. Godesses like doing that, giving out fleeces and mirror shields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559425
So how so I get good with the goddesses?
Man I never expected to need Divine intervention in this perverted goal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559416
If the story is well written and keeps me entertained, then yes, do that.

Just don't make it something lame like bondage and squirt bottles

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>>17559429
Goddesses are vain and 3dpd. If I recall correctly one of them flipped out when she wasn't said to be the prettiest in the Iliad, so she grew a real murderboner.

Just butter one up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559369
So now Anubisfag is one of the group.
I'd like to join but I don't have 10,000 to spend and like to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559431
I'm not so good at planning with as I am with materials with but fuck it I'll try

>>17559439
Uh
Alright
What if she ends up as waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559439
Let's not forget that arachne exist because Athena got super butthurt over a weaving contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559447
>What if she ends up as waifu
Probably too vain to fuck a mere mortal. She'd only take notice of you if you acted tsundere, but if you just said what she wanted to hear, she'd probably be happy enough to toss divine treasures at you.

The key is in knowing when to back off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559460
Don't forget about Medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559460
Oh shit you're right fuck this goddess business

[Anonymous No.]

>If you survive, you become the next Demon Lord!

You wouldn't chance the Pleasure Dome for power would you anon? You'd die for sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559467
>too vain to fuck a mere mortal
Zeus married his own sister, but still banged everything that moved. A human might stand to be more faithful than a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559504
>become the next Demon Lord!
I am not an alp therefore fuck that im running away,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559516
Yeah but zeus is a male god. I don't think any of his bitches were nearly so loose

[Anonymous No.]

Which one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559525
Lamia is the only one which isn't shit.

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>>17559521
My point is a goddess might prefer a "mere male mortal" to a god because at the very least you'll treat her right.

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>>17559525
Dragon.
Does the centaur have horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559537
I remember something about that. Goddesses suddenly looking for love with mortals because mortal men treat godesses better than male gods

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>>17559549
And then Zeus fucked a horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559525
Dragon or Lamia they're both goood, also this picture is missing the spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559543
Yes, as it should be, frontpussy is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559552
The list of things he didn't fuck is much shorter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559556
Oh absolutely, but does she have full on horsepussy or just a long human vulva?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559525
I've seen what that bee can do, and I'm impressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559559
Pics are censored, but horsepussy I think.

[Anonymous No.]

Matron Model golems and automatons are the best.

Soft, keep the place clean, massive mana tanks with stabilizers.

What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559559
Not him, but what bugged me is I seem to recall her having a tongue in her hoof or some weird shit. There was a definitely a weird hoofjob scene in that game. I just can't remember how weird.

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>>17559552
Hey, all the myths at the time were /d/ tier.

Zeus turned into a goose to rape a girl, another girl got the hots for a white bull and hopped in a fake cow to take his bullcock ball deep, gave birth to the minotaur.

Meanwhile loki is turning into a female horse to get impregnated by another stallion.

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>>17559575
>Zeus turned into a goose to rape a girl

What about the time a goddess turned into a goose to escape him and he raped the goose?

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>>17559553
These are the rest

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>>17559572
Ok I don't remember it being quite that weird, I know the hoofjob scene you're talking about but no I don't think there was a tongue or something in there, just a regular hoofjob, because if talonjobs can be a thing why not hoofjobs.

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>>17559584
Can I get the slimepussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559570
Oh awesome, non hp centaur is boring.

>>17559572
That's pretty weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17558759
hellhounds a kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559525
Bee all the way, I'll make her into the queen she wants to be, in exchange for regular footjobs and other sexual acts that go along with marriage and love making of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559577
>Meanwhile in Norse mythology
Loki turned into a horse to get raped by another horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559586
Man that just sounds unpleasant

>>17559575
You'd think there'd be more porn of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559587
In plural, I think the slime pussy route is a bigamy route

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559592
What a stupid story

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559602
Queens are great, so that is fine. If I had a Slime type waifu, I would personally like her to become a Queen instead of having normal daughters..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559602
>Slime sisters
Oh God, please, yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559575
NTR, bestiality, incest, and rape are the mainstays of Greek mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559299
I can make fun of your fetish if you share it with literally a writer worse than bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559606
Yet still unmatched.

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>>17559525
That is a classy looking centaur. Something, something then I came on her face.

What the hell is #7?? A Christmas tree wearing a dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559638
#7 is a Dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559638
A doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559632
Bob is a good writer, thanks

>>17559636
What the hell does that mean

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>>17559654
Haha, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559654
>Bob is a good writer

[Anonymous No.]

Rubbing cheeks with a dullahan's head is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559659
>>17559661
He is though
People just pretend he's bad because they don't like that he does fetish commissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559654
you're an alright guy, you know that

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>>17559654

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>>17559668
Except he isn't. Laska and Me is a trainwreck and that faggot still lurks here, pretending he doesn't care after he got chased out.

[Anonymous No.]

It's the year of the great inter dimensional monstergirl crossing. In the flurry of pillaging and raping that ensues, you are attacked by:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/Category:Monster (free re-roll if it misses an MGE page)

Do you survive? Are you forced into marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop with the memes please

[Anonymous No.]

>when you ask your snake daughter what all the pictures of boys are for

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>>17559685
I read all the chapters that were available in 2015/16ish and that shit was just fine

Only the original chapters went Trainwreck. Maybe it's a Trainwreck now but from what I've seen people are literally just shitposting because they know they can get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559686
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

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>>17559695
Or because he literally uses monsterboys and tries to push an LGBT bullshit subplot to pander to retards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559693
Is that guard? He's still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559686
>Werebat
I don't like the MGE ones to be honest, so I'd rather not be forced

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559701
Not and issue and what now? I'm sorry Anon, but I don't get triggered by dumb shit, so monsterboys don't bug me. And since when is there lgbt stuff at all in laska?

>>17559703
No. He's an attention whoring idiot on k.

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>>17559713
Go to somewhere else where they like that shit then, how new do you have to be to defend monsterboys here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559716
Sorry Anon that doesn't work either. Getting triggered by petty bullshit was dumb in 2014 and it's dumb now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559712
Would you take this bat as an alternative?

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>>17559723
So this is what the threads are going to be now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559728
Nobody cares about your issues Anon

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>>17559728
abloo bloo bloo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559686
>Nacho
Molto bene

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>>17558431
I woke up just to tell you guys that if you didn't pick 1/2 or 5, it means you don't actually like maids and are just interested in subservient women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559686

>Harpy

I refuse. I won one of these, once. I rolled a cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559686
>Kraken
Meh, not my monster girl of choice, but not a bad one either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559723
Oh just fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559740
I like five just fine, but also like the others. What does that make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559723
>>17559733
>>17559736
I see Bob's defense force is working hard tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559747
>>17559750
Samefag.
Also please refrain from shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559686
>Red Slime
I survive, and marry, but it's not forced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559755
>monsterboyfag calling others shitposting
Also nice try, but nobody's samefagging. Maybe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559755
t. Bob cocksucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559755
>There's no way more than one person can disagree with me!
>Therefore I declare you are all the same person!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559766
>>17559768

Please refrain from shitposting.

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>>17559772
For the sake of the argument, let's assume there is zero samefagging.

You're still shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559773
I prefer to think you're just baiting and not serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559773
>>17559777
You really aren't a thread regular are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559777
>People keep telling me to fuck off
>Cleary they are the ones shitposting
Nah, ya cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559786
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you were in charge here.

>>17559785
Excellent smokescreen my friend

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>>17559727
Maybe, I'd have to meet her first, but she looks very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything more frightening than a drunken, angry band of shortstack salamanders demanding you fight?

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>>17559797
Same thing except Redcaps

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>>17559749
I guess you like both or something, I dunno man I wasn't prepared for this question.

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>>17559809
kek. this fucking guy.

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>>17559802
It would be a challenge keeping all those caps white, better make sure you can get a steady supply of manticore spikes and sticky mushrooms until you incubize.

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>>17559795
She's cute, but a bit stubborn. Don't get put off if she tries to be serious, she couldn't keep it up if she tried.

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>>17559802
That would actually work due to the fact that Redcaps would ambush you while salamanders would just challenge you to a straight up fight.

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>>17559797
>Shortstack salamanders
You have my attention.

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>>17559802
Anyone have that pic of a thicc redcap riding some lucky anon?

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>>17559824
Big of breast and fat of ass they'd be, tanned skinned and wide hipped, slurring as they told you that you were gonna fight them or they were going to make you fight them.

Red scales, black scales, blue scales and more, all with flickering flames that could be a blazing red or a 'cool;, pale blue that bordered on white.

Axes, swords, hammers, and pole arms, they'd each wait to test them on you.

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>>17559686
>Arachne
HA HA! Cookies on dowels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559525
I have a weakness for bugs and plants

[Anonymous No.]

Konosuba world has lots of untapped waifu potential: (heavy spoilers ahead)
>Have very nice girls on its own right
>Gods so far, are all cute girld
>All real world people that enter there will receive a special cheat ability or item. This is truly a cheat and it can reshape the world, for example:
>A normal NEET presumably using a high intelligence cheat, built a high tech empire.
>There is an all female orc race thar rape any male on sight from other species. They are implied to have been created by a real world guy.
>It is heavily implied that the current demon king is a real world guy that with his cheat ability overthrew the forner demon king and if the web novels still apply, there are many demon kings.
This is a MGE world waiting to happen.

Which cheat ability would you pick and how would you use it anon? Or would you waste it by picking the Baka Goddess?

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>>17559834
I want to watch them vigorously train all day, then strip each one out of their armor to revel in their curvy brown bodies glistening with sweat before giving each one a thorough, intimate washing.

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>>17559584
Y'know, slimes are kinda weird when you think about it. They're simultaneously very monstrous and vanilla.
Unlike almost all monster species, they're full-body monstrous. There isn't a normal inch.
But on the other hand, they use their amorphousness to appear... mostly human, more so than a lot of MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG

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>>17559855
That's nice and all but they're not here to train.
They're here' they're drunk, and they want a fight

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>>17559857
JAPANESE

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>>17559857
Rachnee a cute.

Also, is it me or does KC draw her bust smaller than crab a little bit?

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>>17559851
I have yet to watch it.

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>>17559851
Only an idiot would pick the baka goddess. But wasn't the choice of cheat abilities multiple choice? I'd avoid weapon based ones however, those can be stolen by someone with enough luck or a solid enough strategy.

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>>17559851
where is any of that said, i've seen both seasons and it's all sitcom retardation

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>>17559863
Crab is an admitted massive boob fanatic who revels in big excessive sizes.
KC is a man of varied taste, but a not-so-closet lolicon.
Its understandable the scales between the two of them are a bit distorted.

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>>17559857
I just now realized how fantastic of a Rack-nera KC drew here

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>>17559871
Until you realize the legs are impossibly posed given the way her anatomy works

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>>17559856
There are exceptions, but you are right for the most part. I personally like my Slimes with a little monstrous mimicry though, like demon horns/tails and such.

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>>17559869
>>17559871
They look a bit smaller, but damn do they look comfy AF

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>>17559863
I may be blind but they look close enough. Anyway while bigger is better, KC's look way juicier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559856
When you take the slime pill, you realize Slimes are effectively almost completely unchanged from their natural normal blob monster states, they're just effectively constantly disguising themselves as pretty girls

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>>17559869
I can understand that.
I have a wide scale so I enjoy legal lolis presuming they have a decent ass and hips as well as extremely large tits.

I also enjoy things in the range between and really only take issue with girls that look like they're starving.


>>17559880
I agree with you there.
KC's look like they have actual weight to them along with being 'softer'.

I enjoy big breast rachnee and I would like her still if she had even bigger breasts because I'm a huge pervert.

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>>17559884
Just sexy lures used to attract prey like an angler.,

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>>17559877
He makes up for it by drawing her smothering Darling in a keyhole sweater.

Also, eight whole panels of Rachnee blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559686
>Lava golem
Tough choice. I'd love to fuck one but she wouldn't let me go afterwards. I think I'd flee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559888
We have similar tastes and similar easygoing tolerances, friend
Though I'd rather my best girl Cerea

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559862
Z-Ton still does the best Centaur designs.
Perfect height for sex.

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>>17559871
I wish KC made a full body pic of every EMG main girl (and maybe the MON and some secondaries)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559892
Where's that

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>>17559894
needs Mero wearing diamonds

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>>17559899
Given the popularity of Monmusu, its not unreasonable to think it will go on long enough for that to be a possibility
KC and Crab seem to like each other too.

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>>17559894
Cerea a good.
There's quite a few girls from that that I'd pick.

Granted, I'd enjoy more of a weird MGE spin on it but they'd be fine.

But damn, I almost want to see KC do Cerea now because he'd give her breasts some weight.

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>>17559888
I naturally lean towards loving big heaving massive tits, but have recently awoken to certain types of lolis being attractive as well
Really, its all good
Also I'm glad at least one 'shift' around here seems to not sperge out about discussing EMG stuff, its pretty comfy

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>>17559892
What a second...
Every girl KC draws is blushing!

It must be the root of succubus charm magic

[Anonymous No.]

If we're doing this...

Tio, Miia and Rachne are best girls

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>>17559909
I don't mind the girls although I've largely stopped reading it.

But yes, big heaving tits are fantastic, especially if the girl they are on is good.

>>17559912
I'd slap Cerea on that list as well.

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>>17559906
>KC Cerea
Anon, friend, I would die, and I'd be taken to the warm, gentle embrace of hell for my degeneracy, and in that eternal emptiness, I would still be happy knowing I had seen the glory of beeg weighty hoarse tits

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>>17559892
>He makes up for it by drawing her smothering Darling in a keyhole sweater
Where can I see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559903
>KC and Crab seem to like each other too.
Cuckoldry in MGE soon™ confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put a rough and tough porc in a summer dress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559901
>>17559920
Cheers

The full anthology is here too for a rainy day read: http://imgur.com/a/GC31t

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559917
Yep.
She would be a cute.

>>17559927
Rough and tumble for a rough tumble?
Or simply a cute date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559930
Thanks

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>>17559930
You are a hero and that Rachnee could outsmug a cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559912
>>17559916
>Tio, Miia, Rachne, Cerea
Yes, yes, that's the spice
Cute sheep to round it out as #5

[Anonymous No.]

>Human Boys will never be real

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>>17559866
Yeah, they are multiple choice. But those choices are extremely broken. They are the type to allow you to create a high tech empire from scratch, create new races and solo the mamono lord. So there are huge possibilities if you want to go MG waifu hunting. Funny how this world which is not MG based actually is more friendly to be converted into a MGE style paradise world than EMG and of course Grimdark Monster Girl Quest.

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>>17559868
Sadly all of that is in the light novels and web novel. Hope they do more seasons.

Though the high tech empire thing appears in the anime, do you remember The Destroyer? It was created by a japanese neet along with that high tech civilization. And its said in the anime.

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>>17559946

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>>17559948
To be fair, 'Everyday life with monstergirls' world is, at least in as much limited degree as one can expect from a softcore porn publication, supposed to show some of the complications and interesting parts of integration that the sudden appearance of monsters would have on the present-day world.
Like many other things, the main story kind of got away from that, but overall and especially in the early volumes I found it interesting in some parts for how it assumed certain parts of integration would work.
tl;dr, its not supposed to be a perfect paradise for monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559686
>pixie
Should I be panicking? I don't want to be dragged off to fairyland

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>>17559869
Crab also gets cucked by editors or worse to "appeal to a wider audience" into censoring EMG.

KC will give you the middle finger if you try to censor him, not even in the Sabbath will he relent. Yes, he changes the settings to make his fans happy, like providing workarounds to MG standards. But to enemies he will tell them to fuck themselves.

Say what you will about KC, he might be a hack writer, but if there is a MG author that is actually ideologically dedicated to his setting and would never sell us to the SJWs, its him.

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>>17559971
>But to enemies he will tell them to fuck themselves. If there is a MG author that is actually ideologically dedicated to his setting and would never sell us to the SJWs, its him.
Lighten up, francis. They're just drawings and its just business.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that many ogres have never seen a cheshire or been exposed to the internet so they won't understand your constant mentioning of onions or singing of smashmouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559971
That's awfully dramatic.

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>>17559980
He's right though. KC does this because he's a salaryman and he wanted to create a happy world with waifus for everyone to enjoy. It's his creation and doesn't want it changed.

Okayado's meanwhile lives from the manga so he has to appeal to editors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559983
>Burn down the thread
I just wanted a salty, hard-boiled egg cooked in a Hellhound's vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559987
So yeah. It's just business. That's kinda exactly what I implied. I'm happy for the guy, he's makin it work and I've met him, he's a real sweet person that honestly would fit right in in a place like this in a lot of aspects

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>>17559989
I had a few old timers in the Navy tell me about the shows in Subic Bay and Bangkok, seems like a hellhound with a little talent could pull it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559971
>would never sell us to the SJWs
Ha ha, just give him a couple years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559996
>and I've met him
KC? How's the guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559980
KC actually believes in what he draws and MGE started as a way to keep overworked salarymen from literally killing themselves with a waifu fantasy. He takes keeping suffering out of MGE very seriously. Of course, its a business too. But Im sure if he was told to cancel the Sabbath, put ages of consent or got pushed by SJWs into giving MGs standards he wouldnt do it. Crab would likely be easier to convince.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560000
No, Okayado. To my knowledge not many people have met KC in person, though obviously a few people here have direct lines to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559999
It's Japan, not like they care about dumb SJWs too much.

>>17560005
Oh, question still stands, how's the guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560004
But in the international release of MGE, they did change both the ages and heavily change many parts of both the Sabbath and the daughteru dicking parts.
I get what you're saying, it just seems pretty unhealthy to try and claim MGE is some ideological bastion of sticking it to SJWS or something when that's not even a thing where KC is from.
But ultimately, that's neither here or there, and maybe I'm just overly defensive of Okayado because I still enjoy what he's doing but also haven't put some sort of ideological stake in it or anything extreme like that.
>>17560014
Super friendly, though shy obviously, always wears a mask of some kind at least when I saw him. Real people pleaser and you can tell he feels mega grateful for his Western audience, and that he never expected it. Total pervert and not afraid to own up to it when around like minded people.
Some fag on youtube actually managed to get a really good interview with him that pretty accurately captures him.
https://youtu.be/SBuxgFEcvKg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559996
Which is exactly my point. Crab is a businessman and if the ediors want it, he will censor and modify.

To KC MGE is not a business or at least not entirely. The guy actually believes he is making the world a better place with his work.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be fun?
Entering a salamander villiage and fighting till i get one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17559369
Looks cute so far!

>>17559727
I remember that cute bat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560033
What they do in international release is of no concern. The source material is still there, available for all to see and remains unchanged.

[Anonymous No.]

>9 little harpy chicks playing against the local wolfu pack in a friendly game of baseball
God I didn't realize I wanted this. I want to give a harpy nine daughters and see their hair pulled up in ponytails with the tail pulled through their hats.

[Anonymous No.]

If I lived in EMG I'd like to host a Large Breed arachne, an Echidna lamia and a Raptor harpy.

Too bad there's no image that combines all the charts, I don't want to post them one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560047
I mean, one could say that if he's so devoted to the ideological integrity of the project he wouldn't approve of such changes being made in any kind of iteration and would instead rather there not be an international release, and the idea of thinking KC sees himself as some kind of bastion of free expression in pornography because of profiles about cute anime girls with monster parts seems a bit too much like knobslobbering the guy to me, that's cool if that's the way you see it and power to the guy if that's really the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560061
Don't forget tail the tail feathers sprouting from between their pants and shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560061
Don't forget the concessions stands! Who doesn't love a snow cone on a hot day?

>>17560073
And the opposing wolfus' tails wagging while they keep their eyes on the ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560068
If you have them all, you could easily make the image yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

so how about them birds?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560043
Could you fuck off Beast?
No one cares about fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560084
birbs are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560084
I demand more nerd birds! I want a smarty harpy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560141
Just look how refined she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560141
You trying to say jubjubs aren't smart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560090
If no one cared about it, then why are a bunch of monsters dedicated to combat? Both in and out of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560153
No, I'm just saying I haven't seen one. We've even seen smart Wurms, but not JubJubs

[Anonymous No.]

Black harpies are for __________.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560180
Threesomes with Crow Tengus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560180
Pinching their buttfangs from the front

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560180
Spending a nice night for a good price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560190
>buttfangs
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560180
Using as a cautionary tale to tell my daughters not to turn into.

[Anonymous No.]

So, about Elementalists. Is it possible for them to just git gud so hard that their bodiless Elementals can do heavy legwork, or do they have to get corrupted to do anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560194
Where you can see a bit of their butt cheeks from the front through the thigh gap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560200
What's wrong with black harpies? They're the smartest of all harpy species, and they're family oriented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560033
That was a really good interview, thanks for sharing.

What a charmingly awkward weirdo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560192
I'm sure you could get one for $20 or less overnight.

[Anonymous No.]

This was a nice set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560220
He just wants people to have fun with their fetishes.
A real grade A guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna grope those EARS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560180
repeated insemination while standing and holding

[Anonymous No.]

What did she do lads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560278
Found herself a husband is what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560180
BLACKin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560278
Raped a dreamcast from the looks of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560233
I want one for free.

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu could cosplay as one character from tv/movies/anime/vidya/etc., who would it be and what would you do with her?

[Anonymous No.]

The gyaru Elf enkou is finally here!
https://exhentai.org/g/1108698/d24aaa18ce/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560278
It took me a second to understand what's going on here. I thought it was "PC Police" like that south park shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560341
Anubises deserve to be stared in the eye while being creampied, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560180
Being the best wives out of the entire harpy family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560341
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560348
Anubii, anon. And that comes after you ravage their butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17560210
I'm not entirely sure what you mean

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>>17560350
Crow Tengus make the best bird wives. I love the feeling of their feathers up my dick.

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>>17560364
>Inferior girls make the best bird wives. I love the feeling of their feathers [something the entirety of the family of harpies possesses] up my dick
Nice argument.

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>>17560325
Considering that my waifu already has a cosplay fetish instead choose to imagine her using a doppelganger potion for multiple cosplays in the bedroom.

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>>17560325
She plays the part of the tentacle monster while I play the lost passerby who's drunk on prisoner fruit.

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>>17560373
Name sixty ways Tengus are inferior with citations.

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>>17560404
How about I give you the most important one first: "They ain't black harpies" -KC

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>>17560325
My waifu enjoys her cosplay anon, but if she had to choose one character as her all-time favorite to play as it'd be Asuna from SAO. We'd have neat swordfights and lots of comfy intimate cuddlesex.

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>>17559686
>Tsundusa
I feel I'm actually pretty well equipped to handle her nature. All I have to do is bully her constantly and keep her off balance. I'm an asshole so this will not be difficult. Don't know what to do about the stare though, maybe learn to look at the bridge of her nose or wear mirrored sunglasses or something.

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>>17560411
Why does your waifu have such shitty, basic taste? Let me guess, she also has a plug suit outfit?

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>>17560406
Not a valid refutation.

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>>17560235

Kagerou? She's a good girl. She knows how scary humans are.

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>>17560426
Neither is yours. Seeing as how I made my claim first, mine's the one that holds. So there.

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>>17560440
But Tengus are so best that everyone knows they are the best. They are the best at being the best.

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>>17560325
Victoria Maid Maria, exactly what happened in her video.

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>>17560426
>>17560440
>>17560406
>>17560404

I now pronounce you man and man. Just fuck already. Faggots.

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>>17560424
>Why does your waifu have such shitty, basic taste?
Mostly because she knows how much that cosplay gets me going and stuff.
>Let me guess, she also has a plug suit outfit?
As much as she really loves skintight shiny suits, no she doesn't because Evnagelion is major overrated.

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>>17560442
>But Tengus are so best that everyone knows they are the best.
They're not even best birb. That title goes to gandharva.

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>>17560448
You'd like that wouldn't you? Candyass.

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>>17560411
Does she ask you for two years worth of semen?

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>>17560356
SOURCE
IS IT ON DANBOORU

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>>17560450
>Evangelion is major overrated
>Favorite cosplay is SAO shit
Hi pot, meet kettle.

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>>17560356
Being called master is my fetish
Also what's with Anubis fans and butts? Are anubi super into anal?

>>17560341
Sauce on this shit too god

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>>17560472
>Also what's with Anubis fans and butts? Are anubi super into anal?
Damn does that make me feel old.

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Succubi are the quintessential monster girl, and should be respected as such.
Insulting one of being cosplay tier must be punished with 30 years in the rape dungeon.

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>>17560477
Where are this faker's wings?

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>>17560456
No way anon, I we couldn't go without each other with two whole years.

>>17560468
Oh, I know full well my taste is shit anon, it's just that SAO will always hold a special place in my heart and my waifu would love to experience that with me.

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>>17560464
>>17560472
Just go to the wiki gallery. Both of them are there.

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>>17560477
"Cosplay-tier" monstergirls are still beautiful women who love you and lust after your dick like no other and deserve love. They're all beautiful, inside and out. Besides, she wouldn't have to lock me in the rape dungeon with her, I'd lock her in the rape dungeon with ME. It'd be great if she could glamour herself blue or osmething though, that's my fetish. Well, among many others.

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>>17560476
God, I can't even remember how it started anymore. Wasn't it just a joke about them being uptight but secretly kinky? Like, they always have a stick up their ass but like to have a dick up it, too?

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>>17560477
They just have to try a little harder is all.

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>>17560496
That's a pretty ornate womb tattoo.

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>>17560450
>she really loves skintight shiny suits
Wait, KDF? Is that you?

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>>17560501
Yes it's me, hi anon.

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>>17560495
You're guess is as good as mine but that does sound pretty correct.

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>>17560507
Any new commissions?

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>>17560495
That's a good quote

I think there's some sort of Japanese joke about uptight chicks liking anal. It's on a different character I like too, Nagato.

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>>17560512
There's one in the works that I've gotten a preliminary sketch on, but the artist says it'll probably be a few months before they can complete it. There's another I'm on a tentative waiting list for but the artist is MIA so I don't know what might happen there. Requests are also happening when they happen, but they're pretty sporadic.

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>>17560490
You're right on point.
>Spoiler
Perhaps she could. I think most Succubi would rather make you love them as is through repeated sex, seduction magic, pheromones, etc... But you definitely have some who just want you to be as lustful towards them as possible, and who would do anything in their power to fullfil your fetishes.

>>17560496
Womb tattoo are especially great on Succubi.
I hope it glows or changes form when her womb is filling up and when she gets pregnant.

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Please don't make fun of the doragons who may be a little pudgy.

Can you blame her? She's been in a cave alone with chocolate coins for hundreds of years.

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Which makes one feel safer a Wurm or a Hellhound embrace?

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>>17560664
I don't mind if she has a little pudge. Just more of her to cuddle and be buried under while she milks me.

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>>17560664
I would help her get back into shape. She deserves all of the love.

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>>17560677
What I want to know is who the heck builds a playground right next to a Wurm-Hole?

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>>17560677
Why can't they both be great?

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>>17560691
A man wants to go spelunking with an alice or baphomet. If he was trying to attract a wurm an ice cream truck would've been a better bet.

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>When your dick and your inner muse collaborate

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>>17560677
Got to be sandworm. Though dorome cave gets honorable mention.

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>>17560677
Hellhound. The warmth and fluff help.

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>>17551629
that's horrifying.

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What holds greater symbolical significance to a vampire? The moon or blood?

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>>17560664
Who need fit tryhard dragons, when you can have pudgy and loving dragons?

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>>17560807
Blood definitely. The Moon isn't anything special to a Vampire.

>>17560825
But /fit/ Dragons deserve to be loved as much as pudgy Dragons!

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>>17560833
>Blood definitely. The Moon isn't anything special to a Vampire.
Yeah, I came to the same conclusion.

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>>17560833
/fit/ dragons are for ab licking!

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>>17560825
Why can't /fit/ dragons be loving? Why can't /fat/ dragons be tryhard? Why can't either one be both?

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>>17560845
Just imagine a Vampire Ojou-sama choosing you to be her first fresh drink of blood anon. She'll probably declare you her servant for life right then and there just so she can keep you around! It's even cuter if you're both kids.

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>>17560677
This >>17560739. Sandworms are the best protectors and have the safest embrace.

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>>17551931
CHITEI NO NIKUYA

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>>17560858
Pudgy dragons don't spend all their time trying to look cool and scary so that people either worship or fear them
Fit Dragons are too busy keeping up their looks to care about love

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>>17560956
>Anon attempts to court a /fit/ Dragon
>She ignores his advances
>"You mirin brah?"
>Anon eventually leaves disheartened
>Dragon posts about no bf on the internet

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Dodo girls.

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>>17561060
gotta help her species to repopulate

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>>17561060
More like doodoo girls.

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>>17558331
me too anon, me too.
>captcha squares made penis shape

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>>17560976
>Anon ends up depressed and marries a Wisp after she convinces him of killing himself
>/fit/ Dragon dies a lonely virgin and ressurects as a Dragon Zombie
Nothing good ever comes of women too haughty to acknowledge men.

>>17561060
Prime bullying material.

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>>17560976
Ha ha so funny 'coz it's about actual /fit/tards ahaha xDD

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>>17561129
Gettin a littleprojection here anon

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>>17561102
No this is.

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>>17561166
Bully her with your dick by impregnating her with triplets.

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>>17561192
Making her dream come true is not good bullying.

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What monster girl would reply to you telling them "I love you." With "I love your dick."?

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>>17561132
Retard.

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>>17561276
What about raping her with a condom on?

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>>17561307
Meant for >>17561268

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>>17561268
Incorrect.
This is the best kind of bullying

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>>17561395
So every monster girls gets bullied even if she is dominating you?

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>>17561448
Yes.
Especially if you huffed a bunch of mothman dust before hand and popped some manticore venom.

If she isn't leaving with three or more kids then you haven't bullied her right

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>>17561395
>>17561448
The best bullying is when she dislikes the process but enjoys the end result
A drugged up Anon ruthlessly breeding a monster girl and pushing her womb to the extreme isn't particularly enjoying to her, but getting pregnant with triplets definitely is.

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>>17561526
>Not enjoyable

You just gotta make her enjoy it.

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>>17561539
The only way you can make it enjoyable but still bullying is to make it severely humiliating, degrading or outright shameful.

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Hellhounds are cute.