/GME/ - X4: Foundations Edition

[Anonymous No.50673355]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50669088

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.50673363]

>>50673355
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,239.883B, 111P (!) = 20.179B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,300.200B, 111P = 20.723B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.50673380]

Wait swaps like the ones that were hidden
Swapbros chime in
>>50673355
Checked

[Anonymous No.50673391]

kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.50673403]

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Pixar Animated Watching Cartoonlets can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50673355
Baker gettin digits, NF is gonna be seething.

[Anonymous No.50673421]

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

[Anonymous No.50673430]

Georgina gave up 9 hits to lose the European Championship to The Netherlands

After MOASS I'm going to pay for better teammates for her

[Anonymous No.50673436]

I own GameStop.

[Anonymous No.50673441]

What are some good Sega Genesis/Saturn RPGs?

[Anonymous No.50673457]

uh oh margies

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wd3no0/phase_6_of_initial_margin_requirements_under_umr/

[Anonymous No.50673459]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50673461]

>>50673403
>DOJ id

[Anonymous No.50673468]

This shit isn't ever going to happen, is it? I don't know why I'm still holding... I'm going to sell at market open today.

[Anonymous No.50673470]

>>50673457
>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wd3no0/phase_6_of_initial_margin_requirements_under_umr/
ftfy

[Anonymous No.50673474]

WAGMI BROS!
It's been written in the cosmos, despite the gods interference (you) and only (you) can make your own luck. So what's it gonna be?
>>50673403
tummy...

[Anonymous No.50673476]

>>50673421
Jesus, I trust in You!

[Anonymous No.50673495]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n23n9f/potision_or_ban_s_thesis/

>Friendly reminder that you have been duped into thinking sharing your (broker) position hurts you, when in fact it may be the single greatest catalyst we have.

TLDR:
>RCs position is known
>DFV position is known
>MM most certainly already know your positions
>DRS bot results were clean and it can be replicated for broker shares
>Float is certainly locked when summing DRS + Brokers shares

Thinking that this will hinder the current DRS growth and stop people from DRSing doesn't change the fact that broker shares exist. Assuming that broker shares hold no value is flawed in itself. The data exists nonetheless and it wouldn't hurt to know it.

People arguing that photoshopped pics will get submitted can see that it didnt happen with the DRS bot even before GME started reporting the DRSd shares count. And I don't think hedgies will start submitting photoshopped photos.

hedgies purposely sabotaged and fudded a previous attempt to count broker shares. The website of Log The Float was made to fail and scare off anyone of attempting a broker share count. The website's photos got "leaked" due to bad security and they closed new submissions ever since.

Creating A broker Bot in SS would solve this problem and it would be an easy implementation. If you are a tourist from reddit please cap this and post it.

[Anonymous No.50673497]

>>50673468
It's over.

[Anonymous No.50673498]

>>50673470
>forcing .old
cringe old reddit knower

[Anonymous No.50673499]

>>50673355
Just got off work, is Germany radioactive yet?

[Anonymous No.50673501]

>50673468
>50673497
Sneed

[Anonymous No.50673509]

>Work in a liquor store within a supermarket, about to close for the night
>Lower shutters half way so customers know we're about to close
>Supermarket night fill supervisor waddles over looking down at his phone, straight into the fucking door
>Screams and punches the door like a child
>Feel embarrassed for him so I just ignored it
>My shifts get cut and we get a department email saying not to close the door until after we close essentially
Jesus christ can this shit hurry up and moon, I can't handle these stupid seething cunts anymore.

[Anonymous No.50673510]

/comfy/ holding my gme bros, WAGMI
>>50673421
based

[Anonymous No.50673516]

>>50673501
kek

[Anonymous No.50673523]

>>50673355
Liking those repeating digits OP

[Anonymous No.50673527]

>>50673499
3 more hours

[Anonymous No.50673529]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50673537]

Wagmi.

[Anonymous No.50673540]

>>50673403
That is the kind of tummy you want to blow a raspberry on.
>>50673441
Thanks for reminding me that I want to fund a decent Phantasy Star game when this is over. Something with the PS aesthetics but the complexity and depth of a Final Fantasy 6. PSIV was on the right track, but it was too little too late. And while I gave up way more of my young life to PSII than I should have, it doesn't really hold up. Half of the character stats are meaningless and my God the grind.
MO'ASS is this week, WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.50673543]

Matthew 6:26

Observe intently the birds of heaven; they do not sow seed or reap or gather into storehouses, yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not worth more than they are?

Verse 31:
So never be anxious and say, ‘What are we to eat?’ or, ‘What are we to drink?’ or, ‘What are we to wear?’ For all these are the things the nations are eagerly pursuing. Your heavenly Father knows that you need all these things. “Keep on, then, seeking first the Kingdom and his righteousness, and all these other things will be added to you.

[Anonymous No.50673563]

>>50673527
Plpbbblblb. Well, I guess I'll go to bed, I'm not trying to stay up that late. Thanks for letting me know, anon.

[Anonymous No.50673565]

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many soft tummies and there's nothing you low-testosterone faggots can do about it.

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50673569]

>>50673501
What is the latest hopium then? Dividend did bupkis, DRS is going to take another year, short interest is decreasing, brokers are indicating that they won't hesitate to screw us out of our shares in order to prevent MOASS...
I'm just so tired. Two years wasted with nothing to show for it but a folder of GME DD.

[Anonymous No.50673570]

tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50673574]

here and now the lies stop

[Anonymous No.50673579]

>>50673509
sounds like a fucking retard
ygmi anon

[Anonymous No.50673608]

>>50673569
OK bye.

[Anonymous No.50673642]

>>50673565
Mr. Brosnan, glad you could join us.

[Anonymous No.50673648]

>>50673355
I love hard scifi as much as the next guy but can we please get some Itano circuses. If we're being real, interplanetary warfare probably doesn't even involve visual ranges.

On that note: does anyone else have dreams about being in decrepit space ships/stations/colonies? I've had them since my only real space-related point-od-references would have been Stars Fox, Wars, and the odd episode of TNG. But they end up being more like... Dead Space, aesthetically. And they feel more like premonitions than dreams. Makes me wonder where we're headed and if I'm actually going to see it (and possibly regret making it there).

[Anonymous No.50673653]

I want to bring this to light for other anons to see
>>50672970
>>50672970
>>50672970

[Anonymous No.50673664]

>>50673537
based jumping spider appreciator. theyre the only bugs ive known to behave like us a little

[Anonymous No.50673667]

>>50673355
I almost missed those sweet digits. Checked.

[Anonymous No.50673677]

>>50673355
X4 is awesome, i'm playing the Star Wars conversion mod, give it a try.

[Anonymous No.50673680]

>50673608
Does it not bother anyone else that the remaining GME holders are unable to explain the thesis behind continuing to hodl this stock? I don't think it gives a reassuring impression to be so flippant about it. I'm sure I'm far from being the only holder feeling fatigued and demoralized atm

[Anonymous No.50673702]

>>50673648
>interplanetary warfare probably doesn't even involve visual ranges.
A megawatt scale free-electron laser would annihilate any spacecraft or station within a light-hour (read: Earth to Jupiter). With that as the ICBM analogy, my prediction for interplanetary warfare is that it'll be like the Cold War, a bunch of posturing and covert low-intensity bullshit. You actually do need FTL to get spacecraft that can outrun a sufficiently powerful X-ray laser, because nothing made of matter can block one.
>On that note: does anyone else have dreams about being in decrepit space ships/stations/colonies?
I had them back when I was in high school. One of them led me to my first girlfriend, the only girl to this date I've ever really loved.

[Anonymous No.50673705]

>he doesnt know

[Anonymous No.50673716]

Still Holding.

[Anonymous No.50673719]

>50673569
>did bupkis
No it didn't, you're still here
>short interest is decreasing
excelfilehavingonecolumnchanged.gif
>brokers will rug
DRS
>I'm tired
Then take a nap bitch, sneed the night away.

[Anonymous No.50673722]

>>50673680
arent we all a little tired? i think its time we go to sleep. wouldnt you like to find out what you dream about tonight?

[Anonymous No.50673725]

>>50673664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3HlwwJG85c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4pdf49bxw

[Anonymous No.50673729]

>>50673702
Clarification: nothing IN VACUUM can block a giant X-ray free-electron laser. Earth's atmosphere attenuates most X-rays, as do those of Venus and the gas giants. Marsies are probably fucked.

[Anonymous No.50673737]

Update on the German situation?

[Anonymous No.50673746]

>thesis behind continuing to hodl this stock
>buys a stock but doesn't know why he holds it
>being tired from holding a stock
No one should be tired from holding a stock, you literally don't have to do anything after you've bought it. It makes no sense being fatigued.

[Anonymous No.50673761]

>>50673746
>No one should be tired from holding a stock, you literally don't have to do anything after you've bought it. It makes no sense being fatigued.
Hedgies are too used to all their opponents being traders who only earn money when they take profits or receive dividends. The idea that they're facing down dudes with non-trading-related W2 employment that can just let our shares sit in a corner gathering dust until the MOASS is an out of context problem for the hedgies.

[Anonymous No.50673763]

The other day I had a dream that I was frantically buying as the price rose to 40 then 50 and beyond. I woke up and kek’d as I realized my subconscious had already integrated the post split price

[Anonymous No.50673770]

>>50673648
That made me think of an old Heavy Metal story I read, one of Serpieri's Druuna arcs. Very relevant to the MOASS.

[Anonymous No.50673775]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50673788]

>>50673761
>"Why do you buy GME anons, it's a shit memestock??!!11!"
Because it's incredibly funny listening to people bitch at me for buying it.
>"BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE YOU SHOULD SELL!!"
I'm going to buy more just because you said that, because it is extremely lulzy
>"DELUSIONAL KEK BAGGIES"
I bought another, and will not sell until I can go 24 hours without hearing you bitch. In the meantime I will continue laughing at you.
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Filename

It's literally that simple. Anyone that is fatigued by this is a gaping axewound troon whelp.
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.50673799]

>>50673788
giga chad

[Anonymous No.50673805]

>>50673653
SHOW ME WHERE IN THOSE SPREADSHEETS THEY SHOW EQUITY SWAPS THERES NOTHING BUT FX AND INTEREST RATES SWAP IN IT FUCKING SHOW ME

[Anonymous No.50673822]

convinced my uncle to sell all of his stock (1.6mill) and drop into gme through IEX tomorrow morning, prepare apes!

[Anonymous No.50673825]

>>50673761
Fucking this. Imagine being "stressed" looking at the ticker everytime the price goes up or down. Or those retards that scream cope because we call it a long term investment. The price doesn't matter, it will never get too low because people will slurp the shit out of the stock. We've already won and the anons that don't know why and are too "tired" need to start taking cold showers, figure why the bought in the first place and get the fuck off the internet.

[Anonymous No.50673830]

WAGMI bros, I AINT NEVER SELLING, I'm staying Comfy. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing and holding

[Anonymous No.50673854]

>>50673725
i loved that second video. interacting with them is pretty entertaining. i like how they will look at you and how they tend to jump on your finger when you present it

[Anonymous No.50673879]

>>50673680
Sell, no one here gives a fuck bud.
If you don't think it's going to happen, just sell and you never have to thonk about it again.
If you don't see any potential, right now, with all the shit going on, that's on you.

[Anonymous No.50673885]

>>50673822
I believe you.

[Anonymous No.50673927]

>>50673579
Just the way he then goes and has a little baby whinge to my manager though, for his own careless mistake. The dude is like 38 and creeps on the teenage girls working there and talks shit about other colleagues too. Gonna start fucking with him in return, seeing he's incapable of minding his own business.

Also, just heard my wog neighbour who works in finance absolutely losing his shit at his wife kek. 30 minutes of cursing and seething, in front of his 4 year old son too. Almost as if someone and his shit fucking corporate investment business are overleveraged...

[Anonymous No.50673943]

>>50673825
>We've already won and the anons that don't know why and are too "tired" need to start taking cold showers, figure why the bought in the first place and get the fuck off the internet.

[Anonymous No.50673948]

hi what is the gme?

[Anonymous No.50673957]

>>50673927
Yell "kek kennies" through the wall if you're so tough

[Anonymous No.50673969]

>>50673927
>Also, just heard my wog neighbour who works in finance absolutely losing his shit at his wife kek
I believe you

[Anonymous No.50673976]

>>50673957
or "SIR DO NOT REDEEM"

[Anonymous No.50673989]

>>50673761
>The idea that they're facing down dudes with non-trading-related W2 employment that can just let our shares sit in a corner gathering dust until the MOASS is an out of context problem for the hedgies.
The even more out of context problem for them is the idea that people can just budget to buy more shares every paycheck regardless of the price, and some will do so until the end of time if necessary

[Anonymous No.50674001]

>>50673957
>through the wall
Nigga was inside his own house lol, that's how hard the cunt was raging. Was tempted to yell pic related.

[Anonymous No.50674010]

>>50674001
Just print off pictures of gorillas and put them in his mailbox.

[Anonymous No.50674016]

I’m getting fatigued bros, I will be selling in the morning after a nice sleep

[Anonymous No.50674040]

>profits still falling
>net income still negative
>assists still falling
>pe still negative

[Anonymous No.50674120]

So that cohen tweet ended up being a complete nothingburger huh?

[Anonymous No.50674147]

>>50673565
Didn’t think I wanted this life but ended up with a QT virgin soft tummy who looks like pic related. I’ll be proposing in 2023 hopefully with some squizzle dollaz my nigga

[Anonymous No.50674153]

>48 crypto baggie ponzi scheme threads on the catalog
>Most crypto baggies are -80% or more on their portfolios
>Crypto baggies complain that the one GME thread is what's wrong with /biz

Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.50674166]

>>50673565
Based

[Anonymous No.50674169]

>>50674153
imagine being a crypto fag

[Anonymous No.50674170]

>>50673989
I got a second job so I can afford to throw one of my entire paychecks into more shares until this all happens. I literally just go to work and take one day off a week to rest, specifically to afford to live and buy as many more shares as possible. I even set aside a portion of my sharebuying money specifically for buying one at a time during market hours to screenshot the confirmation and shit on shills while I'm at work. There is no real defense to this, there is only sentiment manipulation and filling the street with as much shit as possible to keep normgroids away. Filename not related to you but just an example of what my new idea of fun is.
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.50674175]

>>50674120
When haven't they? He's no Elon Musk

[Anonymous No.50674194]

>>50674170
I finally got a second job so I'll actually have enough income to start increasing my meager stack, so I unironically hope Kenny can "one more week" for another week or so.

[Anonymous No.50674199]

>>50674175
well he said he loved coke and the coke share price dropped and GME had a giant short attack that same day so that one meant something

[Anonymous No.50674201]

>>50674170
How many do you have? I’m thinking of getting a job, but I already have like 1300+ shares

[Anonymous No.50674204]

this weekend was a hot mess

[Anonymous No.50674216]

>>50674199
checked but I think he just meant he likes doing rails as much as the Citadel interns

[Anonymous No.50674220]

>>50674201
>tfw sub-100 post split

[Anonymous No.50674274]

>>50673737
hitler just rez'd and is gearing up to personally blitzkrieg the stock exchange with long lost jew gold

[Anonymous No.50674283]

>>50674220

[Anonymous No.50674293]

uhhhh wtf is this about

[Anonymous No.50674303]

german markets open in 2 hours I believe. My ass needs to go to bed since I have to wageslave tomorrow. Don't forget to report early to wipe the filth early and give them a well deserved week off.

[Anonymous No.50674312]

>>50674194
Based and same pilled. I hope this shit takes until Q1 of next year for exactly that reason.
>>50674201
~500 with CS, about a tenth of that in my brokerage, trying to join the comma club before this all kicks off. I pray every day I wake up the price gets shorted as low as possible so I can buy even more to direct register.

[lol !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50674328]

CLEAN IT UP JANNIESS

[Anonymous No.50674337]

2 hours until German market opens and the MOASS begins!

[Anonymous No.50674349]

>>50674293
Fuckery mostly. Fudging books at end of month to avoid getting dicked, deleting shares and short positions, and just straight up not (self) reporting some positions; SI percentage has always been fake and gay to an extent but anymore it's extremely fabricated and homosexual.

[Anonymous No.50674367]

>>50674293
Do you remember The Big Short? Do you remember Moody's?

[Anonymous No.50674372]

>>50673680
Back again tonight?

[Anonymous No.50674431]

>>50673457
I got xxxx shares on margin in my broker and xx in computershare. Im still gonna make it either way

[Anonymous No.50674441]

Is 410 enough to make it bros

[Anonymous No.50674459]

256 shares pre-spliv
1024 shares post-spliv
all drs on computerstock
gonna buy 32 tomorrow on fidelity
is anyone else feeling comfortable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvx-4LusJ0

[Anonymous No.50674467]

>>50674293
You guys are even more retarded than Reddit. We just had a 4-1 split and the SI is down roughly 75%. Could it be they are still using old numbers? Noooo, must be fuckery. Fucking morons.

[Anonymous No.50674471]

>>50674441
You need 10 more to truly WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50674472]

>>50674441
Probably. Before the split I said I wouldn't want to go into MOASS with less than 100 shares, and I don't think much has changed for retail. For example, I have about 2k shares now and my price per share I'm targeting hasn't changed, I just have more shares that I probably will never sell.

[Anonymous No.50674484]

I don't really care about the money, I just want to see Ken Griffin jump.

[Anonymous No.50674495]

RYAN COHEN YOU JEWISH RAT DO SOMETHING FOR THE STOCK I'M NEARLY 28 YEARS OLD AND STILL NOT RETIRED

[Anonymous No.50674505]

>50674467
That's not how that works. That's not how any of this works. I'm not even going to be mean to you because you're too dumb to understand how it works. Just go to sneed, go directly to sneed, do not pass Go and do not collect 200 (You)'s.

[Anonymous No.50674511]

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50673355
checked

[Anonymous No.50674526]

>TFW you were born just in time to witness a dystopian hellscape more horrifying than any pessimistic futurist could ever imagine.
>You won't just eat bugs
>You'll be CONSUMING GMO calorie-dense super bugs injected with more hormones PPM than any of their modern bovine contemporaries today.
>You won't live in the pod
>You'll be forcefully inserted into an iso-cube at birth and your body will be leased to the Chinese bug farmers to perform hard labor.
>This is done so you have enough money at birth to pay for your citizenship subscription.
>leasing your body won't cover the sub for more than a few months though so after your brain has been removed from your original meat puppet you'll be connected to the hyper-net where you will be used in a massive bio computing network to farm crypto.
>If you manage not to burn your brain out, you may be able to pay for a used body. Most used bodies will be 50 to 60 years old and have multiple failing organs and degenerative diseases. If you get lucky you might find a half-decent meat puppet in the mid 40's range so you can actually escape the hyper-net prison you're locked in at birth.
>You'll finally be able to walk on two feet and look at the world through your own eyes. They're not your original eyes of course, but at least you own them now.
>You can get a job wolly gocking or slam jamming and hopefully get a chance to genetically modify your meat puppet to allow you to hack into the hyper-net so you can siphon dollarinos from antiquated meat-frame networks just so you can afford to enjoy 100% lab-grown beef. The good stuff, not that off-brand bug ad-mix.
>you'll laugh at the poor brainlets stuck farming crypto in the bio-networks while you trade nugibs and used flesh puppets over the hyper-net.
It'll be an okay life as long as you don't think about living.

[Anonymous No.50674547]

>>50674459
I am beyond comfy, and make sure my one day off every week is a Monday specifically so I can be here to shitpost in case that's the day it happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRrJ10qDf0Y
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.50674551]

>>50674526
your guy there looks like a black man sorry

[Anonymous No.50674572]

>>50674551
>Replying to obvious bait posts instead of clicking arrows for off-topic

[Anonymous No.50674575]

>>50674467
Why would it change over a week later, on a Sunday?

[Anonymous No.50674577]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50674584]

>>50674577
That reminds me, I should buy ham tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50674589]

>>50674337
sorry cato fren but I don't think it will have an instant effect

[Anonymous No.50674595]

>>50674472
Yea initially I didn’t care, but the more time goes by the more I want to be apart of the infinity pool. I think at least 50 or so to never sell seems like a good idea

[Anonymous No.50674596]

>>50674551
You want to afford a body that's younger than 60 years old? Hope you're ready to be a nigger.
>>50674572
I was just putting things into perspective for this pink wojack.
>>50674040

[Anonymous No.50674601]

>>50674547
The levels of smugness I will achieve when MOASS finally arrives will be spoken of for ages to come. /smg/ will cease to exist because of my smugposting.

[Anonymous No.50674605]

RYANNN DO SOMETHING FUCKKKKKK I GAVE YOU TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE I'VE HELD FOR 23 MONTHS

[Anonymous No.50674611]

>>50674584
I was feelin' some rumproast

[Anonymous No.50674623]

>>50673403

Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?

[Anonymous No.50674626]

>>50674589
pretty sure it will, anon.

[Anonymous No.50674637]

>>50674605
Damn I bet this nigga green big

[Anonymous No.50674649]

>>50674626
maybe im wrong, exited nonetheless

[Anonymous No.50674663]

>>50673822

Checked.

[Anonymous No.50674679]

>>50674637
75% of this general at least is NOT in the green despite holding for over a year
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.50674695]

someones red

[Anonymous No.50674697]

>>50674679
My buy average was 150

I refuse to be comfy until I’m in the green again

[Anonymous No.50674710]

>>50674601
It’s going to be so satisfying for others to finally see what I have been trying to show them and begging them to see for 18 months. Especially my now ex. This whole situation is so fucking obvious it’s actually astounding. The only way to shill against it or to ignore it is by either a. Completely ignoring logical conclusions or b. Coloring every fact and connection negatively no matter what. I mean honestly to miss this it would be like you walk in to find your gf covered in hickeys and sweat , you hear somebody sneeze in your closet, and you find a condom wrapper on the ground and then go “well it could be anything! These things are only happening because she loves ME and did it all to get ready for ME! Shes probably holding the condom right now for me to use! She’s wouldn’t cheat on me because she said she wouldn’t, stop being so conspiratorial

[Anonymous No.50674714]

Have an interview this week and if I get the job that's an extra $1500/month i'm throwing at computershare.

Push it to 2023, I dare you.

[Anonymous No.50674725]

>>50674649
excited*

[Anonymous No.50674736]

1 hr and 9 min until moass

[Anonymous No.50674743]

>>50674679
pretty rough. I may as well keep holding and see where it goes.

[Anonymous No.50674755]

>>50674679
Yeah I'm down like 14k and I really need it back soon

[Anonymous No.50674758]

>>50674170
>>50674194
>>50674312
Bros I have a hybrid wfh job that I still have to go into the office 2x a week. I’m trying to get another remote job so I can stack more but it has to be part time so my main gig doesn’t find out? Any suggestions? Ive only seen Helpdesk gigs that are part time but thatll fucking eat away at my sanity real quick.

[Anonymous No.50674775]

>>50674736
Cool catbee, anon. Pretty sure you're going to WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.50674781]

>>50674755
I’m down more than that on my PMs

[Anonymous No.50674783]

>>50674758
>Helpdesk
Answer a few emails? Juggle a few live chats? If the pay was good I wouldn't mind doing it. With my WFH job don't have to deal with anyone live over the phone, shit is pretty rad.

Check out indeed for medical billing/fax processing.

[Anonymous No.50674792]

Most averages are around $150, give or take $25. Anyone who's down at the moment isn't down much. That was better FUD a few months ago sub $120. Try harder.

[Anonymous No.50674799]

>>50674781
I don't even know what a PM is, I just bought because Gabe Plotkin called GME antisemitic during the hearings

[Anonymous No.50674800]

I’m going to get a landscaping job. You guys are a bunch of fat lazy fucks unless you’re /fit/

[Anonymous No.50674806]

>>50674736
I just wanna bee free

[Anonymous No.50674811]

its been a comfy day of singing old hymns, ice skating, eating raw meat, and drinking raw yogurt. sleep well tonight frens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GgGunbGTLc

[Anonymous No.50674810]

>>50674792
>Most hodlers are down
>Saying most of them are down is fud

[Anonymous No.50674824]

>>50674783

T1 or T2? Open or closed environment? If you're not the one triaging incoming incidents and are not catering to the genral public it's a cake job as long as you're good at it, and you can build up a resume in your copious downtime doing shit you actually want to, chasing certs or volunteering for projects.

[Anonymous No.50674827]

>>50674758
If you're good at vidya do coaching on fiverr. Failing that just deliver food or something, maybe pick up part time at a fastfood joint. It's really more of a question only you can answer.
>>50674601
Same. I'm going to be an insufferable cunt about it here for months. I'll be posting screenshots of my portfolio until the day I die.

[Anonymous No.50674836]

I’m 100% about to go to jail for DUI. It’s been 5 minutes and the cop that pulled me over still hasn’t gotten out

[Anonymous No.50674843]

>>50674800
I'm /fit/ have a full time job and 400 shares. I also have free time to fud my own investments. Landscaping is based tho anon good for you.

[Anonymous No.50674849]

>>50674806
We will fund apiaries,
>wagmi

[Anonymous No.50674864]

>>50674810

Saying that they care they're down a few percent in 2022 when everything else is blood red ytd is most definitely the 'tarded kind of FUD.

But it's cool 'scro, plenty of tards out there livin' kick-ass lives.

[Anonymous No.50674869]

>>50674836
rip in peace

[Anonymous No.50674873]

>>50674836
Refuse the breathalyzer. Make them take you to the hospital or station for a blood test. If you notice your chest getting tight request an ambulance as you may be having a heart attack. Call your lawyer immediately when in the amberlamps.

And stop drink driving like a scumfuck shitbag, retard.

[Anonymous No.50674874]

26 minutes

[Anonymous No.50674881]

>>50674836
Play cool

[Anonymous No.50674893]

>>50674824
I don't have much technical expertise but if you're smart enough to restart a computer, can use windows, excel, and manage a troubleshooting guide, there's a lot of shit you can just learn on a job. Unless you're a server tech or some shit you don't need some expansive knowledge base of coding/networking.

I could probably pull a "fake it til' you make it" gag for a while. Most troubleshooting shit these days is
>"I forgot my password, can you reset it for me?"
>"My internet isn't working/I can't connect to the Virtual desktop."
>"how do I do [basic bullshit to get their computer to work]"

And there are a handful of guys who handle actual issues. You don't need a whole fleet of guys to fix one issue, and T2 guys don't want to be bothered with password reset shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.50674930]

I had two rum and cokes two hours ago was my last drink. My last drink before that was a few fireball shots an hour before that.

I’m going to refuse everything and get the forced blood test. Hopefully he’s cool enough to let me sit in the car a few hours before taking me to get the blood test and jail

I wonder if he’s talking about me on broadcastify over the radio check me out if it’s available clay county Florida

[Anonymous No.50674943]

>>50674893

Yeah, I hear ya. I wasn't speaking for your benefit, but the guy lookin for a job. You about nailed every point. Shit ain't hard but it's surprisingly difficult to find people who will do it well.

But the main point is dealing with the public would be soul crushing, closed environments only.

[Anonymous No.50674954]

>>50674710
It is obvious, that was never the case. It’s whether they let this happen or not. Hat people’s magic is pretty strong - that’s what I’m worried about.

[Anonymous No.50674960]

>>50674836
>shitposting in an esoteric namibian blindfolded watercolor painting forum thread while drunk driving
fucking KEK

[Sage No.50674966]

>>50674836
Rip in piss, public menace
I just poured another shot for me in your honor.
Cheers, you god damn traffic hazard.
Hope you set up beneficiaries on your accounts.

[Anonymous No.50674979]

>>50674960
That is pretty based, but that kind of sums the whole drunk driving. You should focus on the fucking road.

[Anonymous No.50674983]

>>50674836

If you're posting on 4fuckingchan after you got pulled over in a goddamn gme thread you deserve whatever you get.

But you aren't, because you didn't. Eat a dick.

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.50674998]

>>50674943
Yea, I'm lucky. My work is 100% separated from the customer. I just process faxes all day. Shit is comfy as hell. They even gave me a raise recently to "stay competitive".

If I lost this job and had to take a job where customer interaction was mandatory, I don't know if I could deal with it well. I could do it if I had to probably but going back to that would be like working a McJob for me at this point. Even if it was a work-from-home gig, I don't want to be bothered by customers while I'm trying to watch youtube videos and eat food during my day.

[Anonymous No.50675013]

>>50674930
>>50674979
I had a few the other night myself, drove like I was trying to ace my drivers license test, perfection, half a mile from home I made a right and four literal cop cars were waiting to make the left in my direction, let’s just say I accelerated quicker than normal after that right turn kek. DUI anon let us know how things shake out

[Anonymous No.50675035]

>>50674930
Average person metabolizes a drink in about an hour and fifteen. If you've had 4 drinks in the last 4 hours, last one 2 hours ago you might be fine unless you're tiny drinking triples or you live somewhere with 0 tolerance

[Anonymous No.50675036]

>>50674998
I got a factory job and do computer repair on the side part-time. I interact with zero people and still carry a gun on me entirely legally at both workplaces with the blessing of my employers. I am maximally comfy, FUCK interacting with the public in any way shape or form, I would absolutely anhero.

[Anonymous No.50675037]

>>50674983
He’s turbofucked if it ever gets to the point of having a public hearing. This isn’t le seeekret haxxor club, and police definitely know about it. The only saving grace for him is that he didn’t upload pics, that’d basically seal the deal
>t. got in a car accident a few years back, didn’t mention a word of it online just in case it ever surfaced during a hearing or whatever

[Anonymous No.50675062]

>>50675037
I can almost guarantee you that no police agency is going to be scouring fucking 4chan for a DUI case bud.
They don't care nearly enough for that

[Anonymous No.50675074]

we better fucking moon today I swear to non-denominational god

[Anonymous No.50675092]

>>50675036
>factory work
I hope you get paid well or they let you sit at a stool while doing stuff. I enjoy working in my jammies. I wouldn't want my fingers getting dinged up fiddling with widgets.

[Anonymous No.50675129]

>>50675092
I work my ass off doing twelve hours shifts with two-thirds of that time being spent on my feet, but on the plus side, I could probably rip someone's limbs off without much effort and most of my fingers are thicker than a quarter. Grats on the comfy position though, I took this job a few months back to make as much money as possible as quickly as possible and it's done that for me.

[Anonymous No.50675155]

Fix this, bryan

[Anonymous No.50675174]

>>50675074
We're still months out I fear

[Anonymous No.50675185]

it’s today

[Anonymous No.50675190]

>>50675037
Police agencies don't have the technological capability to do that kind of search. Unless someone drops the information in their laps, police won't ever get it. NSA and quite a few other 3 letters are the only ones with that kind of capability.

[Anonymous No.50675191]

Someone give me some hopium please

[Anonymous No.50675194]

>>50674930

>clay county

RIP bro, your done for.

>32224

[Anonymous No.50675199]

>>50673468
It isn't. You got scammed by /biz/... again.

[Anonymous No.50675223]

>>50675191
No. Start paying attention.

[Anonymous No.50675238]

MO'ASS is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.50675243]

HOLY SHIT HE LET ME GO

[Anonymous No.50675248]

>>50675155
Heh. I would never fix that. I would instead hire more troons. If I ran a big company, I'd make it a point to hire nothing but fags and troons, especially troons. I would encourage pronoun faggotry. I'd make sure we had fag flags everywhere. I would make sure every single person starts drowning in faggotry. 1 of 2 things will come of it: Either the normalfags will start turning against the rampant faggotry, or the world gets destroyed by it. If fags are able to destroy society, then it's trash anyway and not worth saving. Eitherway, I'd eject myself from the company just to go do it again with chink and indians.

[Anonymous No.50675257]

>>50675243
Well done

[Anonymous No.50675271]

>>50675248
Every game should have sn LGBTQP+ protagonist. Luke Skywalker was gay

[Anonymous No.50675325]

wow the stock split literally did nothing...

why should i keep buying shares and just sell now while I have a small loss and invest in the energy company stocks since the chip bills and laws are gonna be passed?

that means car and other tech companies will boost in price. why would i hold gme? its literally a shitty retail outlet. its like subway or wendys that are everywhere. just barely staying afloat because of one time buyers and no unique business like novelty shops or resteraunts.


there isnt going to be a new stock exchange. and if there is and gme makes it how are they gonna convice the billions of share holders of others stocks to switch lmao. imagine trrying to get even a small company with only 200mil networth and limited regional compass. its impossbile.

the stock market in gta V is a better example in every shape and form of the gme supposed market place, how pathetic haha. i bet rockstar has made more money in shark cards than gme will ever make on nft market lololol!


there is no more cope or hope for you baggies. i would sell if i were any of you and take your profit elsewhere. look at etc! it has gone up over 75% in a week. i sold my gme losses and bought in etc at 18 and have made more than my money back. i laugh at how many bag holders are here and following what reddit says. its very very sad. i wish you all the luck in life because you will need it when this stock goes to 20 and then 0 by end of august.

[Anonymous No.50675330]

>>50673565
>>50674147

[Anonymous No.50675337]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50673355
checked

[Anonymous No.50675341]

Anyone here do or heard of copywriting?
>The average copywriting rate in Australia is $125 to $250 per hour. You may need to pay $500 to $1500+ per page blog or website content writing.

Need to make some money for another 8 months or so before I move back overseas and wait for benchod Kenny to do the needful and capitulate.

[Anonymous No.50675355]

>>50675325
well I will screen shot this and repost Colin when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.50675365]

pray for me bros. I have multiple interviews this week after being employed at the same org for 10 years.

[Anonymous No.50675379]

I feel like all you guys are fucking hypocrites for getting jobs and shit. We were supposed to be rich

[Anonymous No.50675389]

>50675379
Falling for the fud tactic of quitting your job to wait for moass with a pittance of shares was the greatest mistake anyone could make. Being as employed as possible and making as much money as possible to buy as many shares as possible just means more money when it happens. If that's hypocritical then anyone that thinks of it as such is and always was an idiot.
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.50675401]

>>50675325
whatever they are paying you to fud is too much.

[Anonymous No.50675436]

>>50675325
OK bye.

[Anonymous No.50675447]

Is it a good idea to short GME?
Seems like free money

[Anonymous No.50675452]

>>50675271
You forgot to add the N

[Anonymous No.50675457]

>>50675447
Nope

[Anonymous No.50675458]

>>50675447
do it go all in with leverage and max out debt and loans
its fucking dumb not to at this point
its 100% going to zero and delisted

[Anonymous No.50675473]

>>50675447
you can probably find something better to short in this market desu. This is the only stock that might squeeze.

[Anonymous No.50675478]

>>50675458
It’s going to $20 for sure

[Anonymous No.50675487]

>>50675447
Yeah. It's a great idea.

[Anonymous No.50675488]

>>50675478
After a 10:1 split maybe.

[Anonymous No.50675513]

>>50675447
Be my guest.

[Anonymous No.50675526]

>Replying to obvious bait

[Anonymous No.50675543]

This price range is strange

[Anonymous No.50675546]

>>50675447
I actually dare you to short it
finally someone that puts there money where there mouth is and honestly I respect that 100% unironically
you literally cannot lose with this play

[Anonymous No.50675557]

>>50675447
yes

[Anonymous No.50675570]

GME total return swap data between18-22 July 2022. 27 trades and a volume of 64 million.

[Anonymous No.50675574]

Kraut markets are looking flatter than an irishman's ass. Of the nine 5m candles thus far, FIVE of them are on €33.00 and the other four were €33.05 or €33.06.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wd9ovg/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/

[Anonymous No.50675590]

I never hated a stock or coin so much that I would fud it and I am literally as common every day average bloke as you can be.
does that mean literally every hater of a stock or coin is pretty much just a shill ?
YES
I don't hate things, If I don't like something I don't go into a place of discussion for it and start screeching about how everyone is wrong but I don't even offer any other investments I just HATE THE SAID THING, coin, stock being discussed.

for example only "I hate indian people and indian culture"
I have an idea LETS GO TO A FUCKING INDIAN RESTAURANT!!! and parlay with the good indian folks
fuck no this makes no sense you won't be caught dead there in the first place unless you were paid to

dispute this you cannot

[Anonymous No.50675599]

>>50675574
No buyers as expected. Volume is dead.

[Anonymous No.50675618]

>>50675447
Wouldn’t short it but puts seem like a safe bet. Gonna fall to 20 this month and probably around 10 end of year.

[Anonymous No.50675684]

was there every any resolution to the german splivy shares being removed?

[Anonymous No.50675691]

>>50675684
I bet they just magically reappear like now or in an hour..... sigh

another hedgie anime asspull

[Anonymous No.50675723]

GME will NEVER go up again
You will NEVER profit on your bags
You will NEVER EVER feel anything but REGRET for buying into GME

[Anonymous No.50675724]

>>50675684
Don’t think so
obligatory kek germies

[Anonymous No.50675759]

this is another nothing burger right ? https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wd3no0/phase_6_of_initial_margin_requirements_under_umr/
phase 6 marge requirements lowered to 8 billion ?

I wonder if they the hedgies have a sweetheart deal with all entities even CSGO and the SEC and every branch of government
even if the float was 1000% locked and a NFT divvy was issued and GME moved to blockchain from the DTCC
all colluding agencies will do nothing and sit on their hands

[Anonymous No.50675776]

>>50675759
It's definitely a somethingburger. The real question is what happened to Citadel with the previous $50B phase.

[Anonymous No.50675794]

>50675759
>10am in russia
>noon in india
>3pm in china
>retarded ESL fudposting starts happening more often
At least the shareblue cucks have the good graces to keep it within business hours.

[Anonymous No.50675835]

>>50675776
I doubt it, I've been here since 2020 and at this point I may as well be a willow tree speaking about the legendary moass as if was a myth
I don't think its ever happening yes yes yes I have xxx in CS and whatever but still I'm never sell but
I don't think its ever happening
just a mythical legend now whispered in hush tones

[Anonymous No.50675850]

Kek 3am baggies

[Anonymous No.50675858]

>>50675850
It's still 1 am here. I should probably go to sleep, though.

[Anonymous No.50675888]

>>50673355
Nice webm.

[Anonymous No.50675903]

>>50675888
Nice digits.

[Anonymous No.50675928]

>>50675570
DLTR bros...

[Anonymous No.50675937]

The flatline is now.

[Anonymous No.50675940]

>>50675835
>whispered in hush tones

I'M SHOUTING IT INTO EXISTENCE TODAY WE OOOOOO

>check'em for a boost of confidence

[Anonymous No.50675947]

With german brokers just outright selling shares, is this another point for the existence of moass?

[Anonymous No.50675960]

I humbly request mo’ass for moass

[Anonymous No.50675963]

>>50675684

The error was by a single German company that supplies brokerage services to many banks. The issue was fixed before end of AH on Friday. Once again, many gme holders do not know this or simply delusion themselves into it being 'evil hedgies.'

[Anonymous No.50675972]

It’s almost 4AM and my stomach is a little rumbly

Are we about to shit ourselves?

[Anonymous No.50675975]

the best argument against MOASS is to walk into your local GameStop and observe the absolute state of it. If you really want to get blackpilled ask the cashier what their outlook on the company is.

[Anonymous No.50675993]

>>50675975
fuck you’re right I’m selling

[Anonymous No.50675995]

blockbuster = brick by brick ?
what if the 3500$ limit was just to further galvanize the infinity pool no one is selling a single share in CS when the limit is 3500$ when the price is hovering around 200-300k

[Anonymous No.50676002]

>>50675975
seems pretty busy at my brooklyn all races and ages buying random stuffs

what now ?

[Anonymous No.50676014]

>>50675975
My Gamestop got brand new flooring, replaced the AC unit, hired new employees, and expanded their inventory after the stock issuance. It looks better than it ever did and the employees actually give a shit nowadays.

[Anonymous No.50676032]

>>50676014
Shoot my GameStop now sells GPUs and other high end PC gear which is nice too

[Anonymous No.50676035]

>>50675975
>be me
>live in eastern europe
>go outside in search for a gamestop store
>can't find any

i guess i'll sell now

[Anonymous No.50676041]

>>50675995
>>50675995
what the fuck does this even mean. I swear u niggas read some Reddit theories and then toss them into every half baked thought you have.

[Anonymous No.50676048]

>>50675590
Based. Indisputable.

[Anonymous No.50676053]

>>50675243
Consider yourself lucky. Don’t drink and drive bro. If you keep doing it, it’s only a matter of time until you get busted and it’s one of those crimes that they’re super harsh about. In my state, for first offense you will have to take 12 hours of DUI class in lieu of jail time, receive a substance abuse evaluation which you will probably fail and end up going to what basically amounts to group therapy for eight weeks minimum where they will piss test and breathalyze you at random and if you fail they tack on another two weeks. On top of that, you will have to pay an enormous fine as well as lawyer fees, together amounting to several thousand dollars in expenses and you will lose your license for a minimum of six months. Just get a cab or walk

[Anonymous No.50676054]

>deploy ze giant enemy crab

[Anonymous No.50676063]

>>50676032
And the question is…would you ever buy PC parts from GameStop? Do you know anyone who actually does? The average user on this site probably builds their own PC. How many have bought PC parts from GameStop in the past 2 years? I have yet to meet such a person.

[Anonymous No.50676066]

>>50676041
It means India has run out of curry, Mr. Jeet.

[Anonymous No.50676068]

>>50675960
here we go

[Anonymous No.50676084]

>>50676014
when I just graduated high school back in summer of 2004 I was completely demoralized, still a virgin, never had a GF before ever and no prom date, barely graduated, the whole nine yards
the only respite was a EB Games in some shitty mall next to the delicious teriyaki chicken from the food court which seemingly odd
EB games was literally the only store to be located smack dab in the middle of that mall food court
there was a Sears, a Blockbuster, and a toys R US and more but the only one that was in the middle of all the food stands at the mall food court ?
EB GAMES.....

even back then they were speaking to me, out of all the places why is this EB GAMES located next to the mall food court while every other single store was situated so far away from it ?
then it clicked to me
Food = Life
EB GAMES = Life

schizo AF but still if you know you know simpl ass

[Anonymous No.50676096]

>>50675995
That's not how it works. The current limit sell cap for day or 30-day GTC limit sell orders is 3500$ even if the stock is trading at 33$. Were the price to rise to 1,000,000$ you would be able to place a limit sell order for within 3% above and of course any price below it, meaning the new cap for day or 30-day GTC limit sells would be 1,030,000$ - they had too many people putting in 214k 30-day GTC limit orders and so their broker, BofA, said it was fucking up their risk calculation and made them lower the limit post-split. When the stock was split all limit orders on the books were cancelled, because that's what happens when a split occurs.

[Anonymous No.50676130]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50676157]

https://twitter.com/williamyang120/status/1554005177522618368?s=21&t=u8k0wgZ7F7SAOJhOi0R4ew

Well. Looks like WW3 is going to pop off in PM tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50676178]

Sneed 4am shillies

[Anonymous No.50676195]

>>50676157
Oh dog

[Anonymous No.50676196]

Did the anon who was grinding through every jrpg ever get to Skies of Arcadia and Grandia?

[Anonymous No.50676258]

PM is very green

[Anonymous No.50676262]

SIGA CREW REPRESENT

[Anonymous No.50676288]

>>50676262
Make your own general, sigger

[Anonymous No.50676313]

>>50675947
German brokers are claiming that gamestop reversed the split and that's why they are getting rugpulled

[Anonymous No.50676314]

Have the Germans begun mobilizing? What do they call German Karen's?
>PAUNSFERGSUSURGH WUFEENBUFF

[Anonymous No.50676334]

>>50676068
Imagine smelling that brapper

[Anonymous No.50676335]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FWFBThinkTank/comments/w8uw13/augusts_1st_meme_cycle_is_here/

this guy is full of shit isn't he, the theory doesn't make sense, he moved the goalposts from it having to do with the 3rd friday of each month. he predicted a run for only 5/6 july which was wrong, it crabbed then and ran for weeks after that. it should run this month starting by eow but i think this guy is way early to say that the run is only for 2 august. gherk thinks he's early too.

[Anonymous No.50676338]

GERMAN BANKS TRYING TO SHUT IT DOWN
GLITCH MEIN ARSCHE

[Anonymous No.50676345]

>>50676335
you never gonna make it if you listen to faggots

[Anonymous No.50676359]

>>50676338
finally something is happening, JUNE AND JULY WERE BORING AS FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50676367]

>>50676338
So what I'm getting from this is they tried to sneakily split it normally and gamestop called them and said "You damn well know it's a dividend fucksticks, cancel those pretend shares and go buy them."

[Anonymous No.50676371]

>>50676338
a broker telling a a holder that Gamestop cannceled the split is the most bullish and fucking indian thing I've ever fucking heard

many many many many sorries sirs and madams but you have not reciveved your divvy split or have them taken away is because gamestop decided to cancel the split
DO NOT REDEEM!!!

[Anonymous No.50676372]

>They cancelled the split
Ah yes, it's that simple. You file a SEC report, do a voter share, agree it across the board, do legal contracts and have to give 3 months worth of notice to split it. To cancel it though it's just 'Lmao, take backsies', followed by you putting your sunglasses on and skateboarding out the building.

I swear, these people think we're as stupid as they actually are.

[Anonymous No.50676376]

>>50676345
>>50676359
sneed

[Anonymous No.50676388]

>>50674799
Htf is gme antisemitic??

[Anonymous No.50676393]

>>50676372
Stupid people don't understand what it's like to be smart. They either think we're as gullible as they are or do pic related.

[Anonymous No.50676433]

>>50676393
are the books written like that too? afaik they're decently respected by normies but i'm not a bookfag so idk. the sherlock holmes movie was farcical just like that anon describes.

[Anonymous No.50676440]

>>50676372
>it's just 'Lmao, take backsies', followed by you putting your sunglasses on and skateboarding out the building.
thats me at every bank and stripclub post moass

[Anonymous No.50676444]

>>50676433
No, the original Sherlock Holmes books are much better written than that. Hell, the Robert Downey Junior version of Sherlock Holmes was better than that.

[Anonymous No.50676466]

>>50676393
this is basically the entire GME mOass saga in a but shell....
its not what you expect plot twist at every turn along with the ending you never expect but it is inevitable

kennoid weaps gently as the faint smell of penis dissipates from his breath

[Anonymous No.50676469]

Any krautfags in this thread who can confirm that they lost their dividend shares? Was it GME ticker or the German G2…something ticker that was affected.
>I don’t care much for Reddit rumours

[Anonymous No.50676485]

you just know.....
you just know.....
sorry sirs benchod cohen cancelled the divvy split at the last moment
do not redeem SIRS!!
its on like donkey kong dick in indian vagina holes

[Anonymous No.50676527]

>>50676433
Not in the slightest, the Sherlock books were basically an early-modern procedural, all about how the character could do what we call 'Basic modern police work'
And by that I mean things like 'I notice this supposed evil hound monster wears sneakers' not 'Oi guvernor I ham arresting yoo fer those mean posts on the twitter, come quie-Gor blimey, he's got a butter knife, call for swat!'

[Anonymous No.50676560]

What time is happening? Just so I can start booking hookers.

[Anonymous No.50676566]

>DRS bot results were clean
What? No they fucking were not. The DRS bot massively overestimated the number of DRSed shares, presumably because it was sabotaged with bad data, a job which would be very easy to do.

[Anonymous No.50676567]

>>50676560
today madafakaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.50676598]

Yeah im Schutzstaffeling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his attic

[Anonymous No.50676613]

I just woke up from a dream where it was a party at the end of the world at Papa Gundams place, dressed as Hunter S Thompson doing all the drugs under the sun, there were 2 homeless people outside and they had 2 llamas which could talk.

How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.50676620]

>>50676613
become a drug dealer

[Anonymous No.50676623]

kek jeets

[Anonymous No.50676627]

>>50676613
>Papa Gundam
Sean Spicer?

[Anonymous No.50676629]

>>50676566
The trimmed drs bot data was pretty much bang on the numbers the last 2 quarters after eliminating the fake posts and trimming the averages. What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.50676637]

>>50676367
Yup, which they can't do until the US market opens, which explains the hypercrab.

[Anonymous No.50676645]

>>50676623
do cow fuckers really?

[Anonymous No.50676647]

>>50676629
See >>50675794
We're in primetime ESL streetshitting hours, expect nothing to make sense and most of the posts happening right now to not be from people that own the stock.

[Anonymous No.50676653]

>>50676627
It's a gundam a youtuber who's quite funny because he used to mock ethots until youtube fucked him

[Anonymous No.50676657]

>>50676613
1. Turn it into an award winning novel and sell the rights to a screenplay for bagillions.
2. Lose most of it YOLOing on stupid shit.
3. Net loss in five years.
4. Turn your story into a sequel novel and subsequent screenplay..
5. Rinse and repeat until you're dead.
6. Profit.

[Anonymous No.50676660]

>>50676623
Slurpy it

[Anonymous No.50676668]

ITS TODAY

[Anonymous No.50676669]

>>50676657
So what you're saying is netflix deal?

[Anonymous No.50676674]

The stock dividend caused fake shares to show up in brokers.

Things are getting messy in Germany because their regulations are much more strict.

[Anonymous No.50676679]

>>50676629
That's because the data was "trimmed" by removing the highest numbers until the average was bang on. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.50676682]

>>50676669
No. You should distribute only to small underfunded indie films and hope your movie gains a cult following...

THEN you drop your smash hit follow on novel and everybody's like "oh hell yeah this totally isn't a cash grab"

[Anonymous No.50676731]

>>50676679
You are retarded. You don't understand a word you just said do you? You trim the outlying g top 5% and bottom 5% which gives you a true average.

Jesus christ you are dumb.

>>50676682
So Sundance or Canes first then pitch it to the jews. Gotcha

[Anonymous No.50676746]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wd3no0/phase_6_of_initial_margin_requirements_under_umr/
Are new margin requirements finally going to do them in?

[Anonymous No.50676755]

>>50676674
Ze Germans will begin the 4th Reich through MOASS.

[Anonymous No.50676773]

>>50676674
>Jews trys to explain to the Germans

[Anonymous No.50676793]

>>50674120
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.50676799]

>>50674040
they're working on it, they made the chief accounting officer the CFO and let go of 20% of their corporate staff

[Anonymous No.50676834]

>>50674792
and it ran to $160 equivalent 2 weeks ago
this time it will run to at least $180-250 equivalent

[Anonymous No.50676897]

So the market is going to shit the bed today?

[Anonymous No.50676909]

>>50676897
yes

[Anonymous No.50676921]

>>50676897
there was a post on wallstreetbets, they said china makes empty threats all the time, it's a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.50676931]

>>50676921
>wallstreetbets
So a shill said something. Cool

[Anonymous No.50676936]

I just spurted 5 thick, gooey voluminous loads to Dr. Susanne Trimbath

[Anonymous No.50676958]

>>50676338
Finally some really big news. If the Germans get rugged, this is a major sign that something is very wrong with the stock.
I do hope they don't allow themselves to get rugged and set a precedent, otherwise they'd be effectively cancelling the squeeze itself since every other broker on the planet would just immediately sell or lose people's broker shares.

[Anonymous No.50676983]

>>50676958
>Brokers finally rug everyone
Stop getting me hype. I would laugh so hard I would die at everyone that said CS was a meme, and then my sides would finally ascend to Heaven kekking myself into an early grave at the pvp in roblox that would occur as a result of this action. It'd ruin the credibility of worldwide finance.

[Anonymous No.50676999]

>>50676921
WSB is fucking useless man. There's maybe one ok thread with satisfactory DD once a week. Hell I saw one recently that was just shit about China's property woes/Evergrande that SS was discussing a fucking year ago.

[Anonymous No.50677004]

Try Life Beyond. The most promising and gameplay-based blockchain game

>P&E massively multiplayer role playing game
>AAA Blockchain powered MMORPG, made by ex Ubisoft devs
>Participants dont even need to have a bag to play
>Plenty of the upcoming NFT drops

[Anonymous No.50677009]

>>50676983
>It'd ruin the credibility of worldwide finance.
Which is why it is better to settle this now, they have had almost 2 years to prep for this demolition.

[Anonymous No.50677012]

>>50676999
it's an options shilling group, thats all it is

[Anonymous No.50677016]

>>50676983
CS is absolutely not a meme, but brokers isn't good, either.
Basically, if we lock the float on CS, that not only removes their liquidity but also proves every other share is fake, thus they'll have to buy them back at some point. It's the whole premise for the moass.
If brokers just decide to evaporate their fake shares, the float gets shrinked to its normal size and no one is obligated to buy shares for absurd prices.
(Of course, it'd be a naked crime to do this since shares are not fungible and you are, in fact, the legal owner of every share you buy, whether it's in your name directly or through a broker's register, which is also another reason moass is a possibility at all)

I've written this every week for a year now, but this bears repeating because some retards among us still don't understand.

[Anonymous No.50677023]

>>50676996
>>50676996
>>50676996
Threaded.

>>50673380
>>50673403
>>50673523
>>50673667
>>50674511 Checked
>>50675337
WAGMI.

>>50673677 Checked
Nice.

>>50675888
Nice digits.

[Anonymous No.50677034]

>>50677016
Damn ADD, I meant
> brokers rugging isn't good, either

[Anonymous No.50677045]

>>50676983
How does moass happen without broker synthetics? Explain.
>You can’t

[Anonymous No.50677112]

>>50676999
WSB is compromised much like /biz/. Plenty of shilling to go around, and with a lot of institutional eyes on it too. It was leaked that these institutional big wigs shared links with eachother so they can make countermeasures in terms of GME. And the fact that it shills options says enough. These people sell the options, collect the premiums, have all the options data and have access to a large capital and the means to control the price. You think you'll outsmart them? They're going to laugh with your money all the way to the bank.

[Anonymous No.50677222]

>>50676196
>grinding through every jrpg ever
What kind of sick masochist would do this?

[Anonymous No.50677233]

>>50676096
Problem is when MOASS goes down liquidity will be so low and volatility will be so high that timing your limit might get tricky.

[Anonymous No.50677236]

>>50676334
Probably smells like oil

[Anonymous No.50677254]

>>50676376
Name one TA fag that has ever been right about anything

[Anonymous No.50677403]

>>50673436
You idiot we all own GameStop

[Anonymous No.50677495]

>>50677254
i sneeded the fact that he responded like a soiboi to this schizo larp fud >>50677384
also the entire GME play revolves around listening to others in some way or another, trusting the group as a whole to buy, hold, DRS
there are idiots like keith that act like they know it all when they don't lurk reddit at all and they haven't gone all in on GME but they fall for distraction stocks and shitcoins

[Anonymous No.50677522]

>>50676773
Anyone else actually love the pirates movies? The only thing I don’t like much about them is the soundtrack, but otherwise I thought they were great. Instant classics, really.

[Anonymous No.50678023]

>>50677522
the porn ones? ye