/biz/ - Business & Finance

MARAchads, how we feelin'?

fresh and actually good DD straight from the cringe mines. thank me for my service
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/18768hp/ubs_is_probably_lol_the_bagholder_for_gme_naked/

>$999,999,999,999 swap expires soon
still not enough to cover shorts

>>56666332
>the government fixed it
You are the single most stupid motherfucker on the planet to think our "leaders" are worth a lick o spit. youre joking right? You would have to be fucking joking with me here.

>>56620848
>>56620921
Good find. Didn’t know they used GME as an example. Is it normal static ad or one of those ads tailored to whatever cookies are in your browser? Cause if it’s a normal ad, then you’re right it’s definitely weird they used GME and not a company like Nike or Sony.
>>56620966
I’ll be honest, I too made the mistake of thinking that them being in the same place = collusion. But it is curious that he hasn’t mentioned anything at all about the meme stocks since his “gamestonk” tweet. Whether that’s because of the DOJ investigation he said he’s part of or because Kenny’s has him by the balls is the question. Speaking of which, when the fuck is the DOJ going to be done with the investigation? They said they would announce something “in a few months” back in the summer I think. We saw the Andrew “I need a hug” sob piece but nothing more after that.

It looks like I might make some money today

>>56096885
I’ll pray for you if you pray for me. I bought puts on GME. I’m thinking the Dumb Money movie might tank it but I now I’m second guessing my choice.

>>56079258
I’m legit a brainlet so bare with me here…doesn’t this chart imply that there was a spike right before the crash? Also we can’t compare modern days charts with 08 charts on a 1to1 comparison due to inflation, correct?

>>56002923
Can you explain your pic related as if I were a small child or golden retriever? It wasn’t intelligence that brought me to 4chan, I can assure you of that.

>>55953527
I’ve lost count how many times I’ve told told baker to make sure every thread pic has the GME logo in it. Honestly the GME logo with a plain background should be the same pic every thread. Just pick a different color for each day of the week.

we can't get much flatter. moass tomorrow

According to plebbit this Gabe Plotkin’s new family fund. Can’t find any information about the owners but here it is incase a fellow schizophrenic wants to dig deeper:
https://tallwoods.com/

>>55733362
There are holders that have died since this started and shares locked in retirement accounts ect and maniacs like me that hold stocks indefinitely (i still have stocks I bought in 2012). Not to mention whales like DFV and RC that probably won’t be selling much during moass. But you are correct that it’s a war of attrition. The interesting about this is that it’s the first time they’re dealing with autists that are immune to their bullshit propaganda. I remember being both on here and on WSB during the sneeze and I saw with my own eyes msm saying WSB was moving towards silver. THAT is when I knew we had something real because at the time I had absolutely no life and spent all my time on those boards and not a single fucking soul mentioned silver. They are fucked and they know it. It’s only a matter of time until RC delivers or the DOJ comes knocking on their door like they did for Andrew “Can I have a hug?” Left.

You guys underestimate how few plebs actually follow the market. Even with the banks collapsing everyone in my office didn’t know anything about it. Some of these people are on Reddit as well. We’ll see fomo when we reached the thousands and people will read about millions per share and take out a second mortgage. RIP any plebs that get in on the way down.

>>54234220
These are all very public crypto billionaires. Like Bill Burr always says, keep your mouth shut and count your money. Take care yourself and those closest to you and try and live as modestly as possible as in no private jets and barging into the country club with flip flops and a wide beater on. In other words, you'll be rich, not wealthy.

So WSB is allowing both GME and MOASS talk. Are they prepping MSM to go with the false headline of “Reddit traders pump gme once again” ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/11vmkam/lets_play_a_game/

>>54176610
>>54176880
Isn’t all that shit backed up to the cloud anyways? You would think if they could high frequency-fucking my ass at Mach 3 speeds- trading computers they could afford an aws account.

SANTANDER SULTANS IS IT REALLY OVER?!?!?
https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1636133012575498241?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>>54082610
I fucking hope so. The more red the market goes and these faggots continue suppressing the price keeps raising my blood pressure. I truly hope RC was waiting for something else to kick start the crash to deliver the kill shot.

Baker, this should be the only bread pic you should be using. That, or a picture of a GameStop store. Seeing the GME logo is how many of us got here.

>>53909827
It’s real. How long does this fucking fucking sham market need to be propped up before it’s allowed to crash?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/silvergate-stock-crashes-after-company-delays-annual-report-reveals-new-losses-121923800.html

>>53866970
>>53867146
The auto industry was fucked long before Obamas cash for clunkers. And in his defense, he was starting to push for a national rail system before he left office. It’s absolutely insane how having a car is crucial to make it in most places in America and yet most people can’t afford reliable cars without going into debt. The whorl things fucked.

>>53845805
>>53845886
> front page maximizes the amount of lurkers exposed.
This is why I propose the baker should always make the thread image the GameStop logo. That’s what got me into this a while back. I made some money during the sneeze but then I came here looking for some shitcoins to gamble on and saw the GameStop logo and I’m like wtf didn’t this pop. Read the dd and the rest is history. Probably lots of potential lurkers being lost cause they see a random anime pic instead of the GameStop logo.

Straight from the cringe mines. Some decent hopium but I’ve always thought GMERICA was a terrible name. How the fuck do you pronounce it? They might as well name it gmebola with that shitty ass name.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11aamj7/op_of_gmerica_live_application_post_has_been/