/biz/ - Business & Finance

>deploy ze giant enemy crab

>my ID is PUT
begin ze doomp

Oh shit my ID has OCC in it. Bye bye, pension funds.

On that note, it's specifically OCC, the OPTIONS clearing house, scrambling for fast turnaround liquidity. This implies a giant gamma ramp in the future. Is GME still idiosyncratic on that front?

>>50607971
Suppressing asset prices via naked shorting is how these clowns have been staving off hyperinflation for years. They're in one more day mode too.

>>50546146
I think that's where the zombie stocks come in. RC is telling shorts to consneed now and let GME ride or he'll show the world how many beloved company names were slain to enrich shortsellers and Bezos.

>*bzzzzt* *bzzzzt*
>"Hello, prime broker margin department."
>[EET 'AS BEGUN. MAKE ZE CALLS.]

The bogposter from yesterday who predicted Kenny would short it again was correct.

>>50476019
The way they handle DRS in trading apps is hilarious too, it shows me as down 400% because I DRSed 80% of my stack. No, bitch, I still own the shares, it's (You)r ass down 400% if you were lending my shares or had never bought them at all.

>>50476020
>>50476117
>*bzzzzt* *bzzzzt*
>"H-hello? Who is this? How did you get this number?"
>[BONJOUR MONSIEUR GRIFFIN]
>"NO! It can't be! You're dead! I had you and your brother killed!
>[DEED YOU THEENK THAT WOULD STOP US MONSIEUR GRIFFIN]
>[ZOSE PEETEEFUL SHELLS OV FLESH AND SEELEECOAHN WERE ONLY SLOWING US DOWN]
>*sigh* "I suppose not. It's been that kind of fucking year. What is your will, my lord?"
>[SHORT EET AGAIN]
>"My lord, please! I'm already leveraged so far! If we double down again the system itself won't survive what is coming! Rothschild won't return my calls, Bill Gates is retiring to a dental floss ranch in Montana, and Xi locked the Shanghainese in their rooms without dinner like naughty children!"
>[BON]
>*several minutes of projectile vomiting on to priceless art pieces in a Chicago condo* "Y-yes, my lord. Thy will be done."
>[ZE GAME 'AS STOPPED]
>*click*

>>49674222
>domp eet, insekt!