>>54207008
I know right. I was at the dogpark the other day, and noticed a Labrador pushing out a fat log. On the spot I whipped out my wallet and paid it's owner $500 for it. Jokes on him, if it turns out the turd is worthless I'm only out $500. If the shit goes up in price, I'm worth millions. Won't he be mad when he turns on the news and sees that the great turdsqueeze is happening. I was slightly worried that further poops might dilute my investment, and the owner did tell me that the dog shits at least twice a day, but I've chosen to interpret his warning as a hint that Ichan will buy the turd from me. I'm so glad I've found this community of like minded investors to share wins like this with.