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>>54451467
based. If they're wildly out of the money then you bought mine. Thanks for the dinero bagfag

>>54231140
have no fear. I'm a professional
>>54231153
Except it's a new all time low every day or every other day. It's impossible to have bought puts and lost money. It's literally and unironically impossible for anyone short, whether a hedge fund or an individual investor to be red. Betting against bbby is all green.

>>54221436
he also doesn't understand stock value but I mean...that's why he's a baholding junk

>>54206140
i can't be convinced you're all not figments of my imagination

I TOLD YOU SO

>>54069051
No running rate is usually $40 for bottom barrel cartel street chica. $70 for a 5/10 Veneca. $100 for a 7/10 escort under 25. +$200 up for models or 10/10.

Prices vary on how attractive you are and where you are. Rates of being drugged and robbed are massively escalated if in Medellin or Black on Tinder lol. Real 1s use Glambu or an escort agency.

>>27301998
Just let them have their squeeze. You have to remember there are boomers who have been stacking rocks for decades and now they want to make a meme movement off the hype of GME. They just don't know they are going to war with maotherfuccing JP MORGAN. You know the biggest bank in the West lol.

If they profit good on them, I have a soft spot for the old libertarians even tho every zoomer knows crypto is the real future.