/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>CURRENT PROMPTS
Feel free to submit your own prompts to inspire others!

>Clothing
What does the average Joe wear daily? Any formal dress impacted by tradition/culture? Is fashion being split by class or regional differences? Climate or other fantastical wackery making certain attire a necessity? Paint us a clearer picture of who you'll see walking through the streets!
>Food
What crops do your people grow for consumption? What about the food you import, and from where? Do you have unique delicacies? What are the common snacks or meals for the working class, or the rich and powerful? Any food reserved for ritual purposes? How about etiquette when eating? Any special practices during mealtime?
>Entertainment
What kinds of entertainment is popular for your people? How important are they seen as part of life? Do different class people have sufficiently different tastes? How much do the chuuba gods play a role in these entertainments?
>Religion
What religious rituals does your nation have to worship its deities? What's the religious structure look like? What's the official stance on other faiths?
>Alcohol and Drink
what do your people drink and what's is it made from? what sort of culture is there around drinking in your split?
>Development
What are your nation's current goals now? What are you trying to aim for in your development? Would said development make your people happy?
>Funeral Rites
How do your people observe the death of one of their own? What kind of ceremonies are held? How are their belongings handled?
>Music
What kind of musical instruments/music does your nation make/use?
>Name
Does your thread's nation have any naming conventions? What are people named, and why? Do names have meaning? Do people have surnames, and how are those derived?
>Politics
How does the balance of power look in your nation? who are the ruling/most powerful class? Who are they competing with?
>Superstition/Folklore
What sort of superstitions/folklore do your nation's people have, as in, are there things that the people believe in or things they think they know to be real that are not real on a meta level? What are omens of good or bad fortune? What mythical monsters lurk in the forests, or in the depths of the sea? Do some foods or materials have to be prepared in a certain way before they are seen as fit to use?
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>Special
The roster result for out /vtl/ team came out, see here: >>30059065
The next round would decide the music see the suggestions here: https://rentry.org/team-vtwbg

Last but not least, an anon stepped up and wanted to do a quick tourist's guide for the various nations of Vitubia! (>>29911443 ) If you are up for it please submit a short text that introduce your nation by replying to this post. More details in the rentry below.
https://rentry.org/ziuog

>Anchor post for the chuubanite concept.

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>Anchor post for Ocean, Sea, and Continent naming discussion.
Post your maps here so we can see them and talk about them!

Wait... where is everybody...?

>>30106300
the cabal feasted...

>>30106300
Sorry, I am here. I love making maps so I am taking my time on mep

>>30106300
Sleeping

>>30106524
Do you have leftovers...?

>>30106575
yes

/vsj+/ will be putting troops on the border to /pcg/ in fear of the nijisanji tyrant invading

>>30106300
At work currently, only reason i can read and write at all is because the truck with goods is delayed and i got time to spare

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>>30106300
just got up

>NO PIPPANTS
>NO PIPPANTIES

/meat/ is currently busy with diplomacy atm
How dare you turn /inf/ into a hostage!

>>30106300
Just got home from grocery shopping. Also, saw the pic >>30103617 looking pretty sexy. Good work cunt, hope you rest well.

Hello new bread. Please reply to me here if you need anything from me!
>>30107707
Huh??

>>30106575
Hooman, no! Don't eat that pie! It's got tree rat in it!

>>30106300
drafting diagrams

>>30107884
The whole "Stop raiding or else you'll hurt the Kronies" thing

>>30108056
to be fair, they are pretty clever to use our allies like this, but it does seem a bit dishonorable, not that it necessarily matters to me.

>>30108056
Ohhhh
It's not like that, I hope! Infinity would happily do what it can to get /meat/ to stop attacking Moriji interests and for Moriji to not seek out /meat/ ships to attack anymore

>>30108171
On the other hand, check out what /meat/bro just proposed!
>>30101525

>Deadbeats tell Meatheads to stop raiding
>They proceed to research ego death chems
Gods I hope WWI won't start anytime soon

>>30108386
and miss out on trench warfare with fantasy creatures and magic weapons? Naahhh

>>30108056
>>30108171
Oh, in-universe I don't think Moriji would be involved in those talks much at all. We don't really care if Kronies are there or not when /meat/ comes knocking. But /inf/ would probably have an interest in working this issue out, so OOC I opted to facilitate it. /inf/ would probably get this figured out with /meat/ and then bring us the news for diplomatic brownie points.

>>30108171
they have absolutely zero intentions to not actively hunt down and attack /meat/, or to even propose a half-way reasonable negotiation. as i said, we are more than happy to not attack allies, but self-defense takes precedence, and if you expect /meat/ to incur all of the burden from an agreement without any advantage beyond not hitting /inf/ in the crossfire, a literal hostage situation if not for the fact that they have yet to publicly admit to it, so at least having some more defense would make sense.

>>30108530
Based secretary!

>>>/trash/49902352

Cross post with /meat/, done with their report finally. Doing their bioweapon and then /wg/'s general report next.

Going to bed in a sec, goodnight and good luck with worldbuilding.

>Laudate Solem!

My map of Mep, including the Watermelon Terrorists in our northwestern desert!
>>30105472

>>30108727
>Watamelon terrorists
Have you tried eating them?

>>30108809
We don't do meat, sorry.

Any kenzokufriend here who can confirm or deny whether or not this is considered traditional garb in /towa/?

>>30108827
Hello! I hear you have an uprising/separatist problem!
We would like to offer a hand at one of our most prestigious services, our Varangian mercenaries!
Proven to have effectively infiltrate, assassinate, and quell any forms of terrorism!
Don't believe me? Ask our previous satisfied client: >>30108171

>>30108647
Can confirm, we have no intention to not actively hunt down /meat/ raiders in the Holosea, or to establish diplomatic negotiations with /meat/. I mean, the Kronies are the ones who are willingly moving into our cities for their profit, I think it makes sense that the burden of navigating this delicate diplomatic situation would fall to them. I know they can do it, gambare Kronies!

>>30109012
No. You cannibals are uncouth savages no better than the Watermelon terrorists.

>>30109023
>The Kingdom of Paon agrees with Moriji on this matter. We have no desire to allow the cannibal savages near our lands.

>>30109062
>You cannibals are uncouth savages
Ah. I see our agents have been successful! Keep up the good work!

>>30109062
uncooth being a subjective term, one major difference is that we are reasonable enough to offer our services, and capable enough to succeed. keep as much distance from us as you may, but when you start taking the problem seriously, you know where to look.

>>30108951
Fixed it for you, but yeah, I'd say it's traditional attire but not commonly worn daily.
I spent way too long reading up on purple dye creation a bit ago and that's a very unfun can of worms.

I hope uncouth is the biggest word in the next word cloud.

>>30109205
Shhhh... They've fallen for our network's anti-propaganda. Let's keep it that way.

>>30109227
If you don't mind importing the dye, then we might have something that interests you...

>>30109304
Why are we discussing this out in public?

yeah... /mep/rep. you better clean up house for any spies and cultists. I believe your entire royal court has been compromised

>>30109205
>>30109304
Your infiltration was not successful. Rather primitive actually. Trying to convince our nobles to join your cult was kind of stupid, as all of them find it repugnant. The Duc d'Orleans told me everything. Since you lack the funds to pay the court, we will hand you over to the Moriji. Your stole goods are now forfeit.

>>30109304
true, but we can't pretend we are different group on the thread. ic, we get money from people who don't realize our traders are from /meat/, but when making diplomatic agreements, they know who we are, so dispelling the propaganda is at least worth something ooc. plus, all i said was that we were capable, not that we weren't uncooth, though "uncooth" is subjective no matter how you look at it, we pretend to be primitive savages, that is an objective statement, even if false.

"Why is it a bad idea to declare war on /meat/ if you do not have any proper counter-intelligence? We have just the answer to that question. Close your eyes and focus on the mirror. The telepathy will start soon."

>The following a simulation, the parties involved do not resemble anyone dead nor alive

"Those cannibal raiders have gone too far this time! The sinking of our pride ship within their naval region is enough casus belli for us to declare defensive war! Which is why I have gathered all of the Princes and Commanders for this day. We're declaring war now."

"Wait, right now?"

"Exactly. If the Princes all vote in agreement, we shall immediately go to war with them dirty man-eating savages!"

"I agree. Their privateers have been occupying my port town too many times in the last decade! A YAY from me!"

"My handmaiden was kidnapped by those cannibal traffickers. I missed her so much. Another YAY."

"Same for me. It is time they receive payback! I say we lob off the heads of everyone living in their realm! Free our people!"

"You got a YAY. War it is!"

"It seems we've all come to an agreement. Out of 8 Princes, all 8 voted yes in favor of war. Commander? Anything you'd like to say?"

"My Lord, are you sure about this. Are we really about to resort to war this quickly?"

"What are you saying, Commander? Of course we are! For the good of our people we must act soon! Besides, there is no way to engage diplomacy with a bunch of illiterate man eaters. Those rabid barbarians will attack us the moment they see the tip of our hats! Now, Commander, are you ready to deploy your men?"

"Aye. My best generals are with us right now. We shall provide you with the best swordsmen and handgonners! We shall deploy as soon as possible!"

"It is official then! We are now at war!"

"Chief Officer, do you have anything to say? You are awfully quiet."

"Not really. Now that war is official between us, I wouldn't have to worry much."

"Ah, good. Wait. Us?"

"Arrghhh!!"

"AAHHHH!! GHHHKKK!!"

"Hyurrghhh!! Gahhh!!"

"What- what is going on? My commanders... My princes... They're all slain! Why... Why would you do this?"

"Why should you ask me? I thought we were 'illiterate'."

"ARRGGHHHHH!!!"

>>30109395
I'd be interested in importing, but I have to reason out the creation of purple dye within our own borders in order for some things I wish to write about, long before we started trading with others, and purple dye is very hard to make in the time periods we're in, so I might just have to manufacture something entirely new.

>>30109606
We are far smarter than you assume considering how we deal with terrorists, halus and other degenerates every day. Your schemes simply won't work. You lose. Good day, Sir.

>>30109605
>Trying to convince our nobles to join your cult was kind of stupid
/mep/bro... That was the scapegoat division

>meat assuming that their cult will always be successful no matter what
Not how this works.

>newfags not wanting the meat cult because they hate fun
Looks like that's how this works...

>>30109742
And that scapegoat did not work as we found every last one of your agents. Congratulations, you played yourself. Assuming we do not know how to do counter espinoge properly is silly. I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you.

>>30109774
If an entire population hold on to the belief that /meat/ are a bunch of illiterate primitive barbaric smooth-brained schizo savages, that is a sign of counter-propaganda spread by agents

>>30109854
Anon, you can't even spell counter-espionage, nevermind do it...
/bants

>>30109605
>Trying to convince our nobles to join your cult
We did?

To end the bants for a moment, I am not accepting the /meat/ cult into my lands because i would rather do something myself. Is that fair?

Oh well. Time for Plan B
Unleash the vikingrchiuhqui! Blow the death whistles!
I want peafowl on my dinner plate by tomorrow dinner!
For Yectic Teocuacayotl! For the death of Corpo Gods!
Cualitoa Heill!

>>30109919
i think this is probably a shitpost.
>>30109854
actually, we got our friends from /inf/ to reinvent the borg cube, travel back in time, and save every last person from those divisions. also, we forcibly injected all of your men with addictive drugs that made them all our slaves and there's no take-backsies.
>>30110023
we suggested a trade agreement, the only one who mentioned the cult was the oblivion guard poster.

>>30110226
That was me banting.

Ironically, it might be difficult for /meat/ to try and establish a cult in /rose/‘s land due to the fact that a lot of the eating and brutalizing stuff that they preach is prevalent in /rose/ already.

>>30109659
Well, it was worth its weight in gold back in the days for a reason, after all. For your climate, your best option might be dyer's moss, followed by logwood. Neither are particularly good against sunlight, but logwood dye is at least fairly resistant to washing.

>>30110023
>assuming the /meat/ cult infiltration thing is serious instead of meme
Things like that are why posts like >>27964800 and the greentext of >>29913046 exist

>>30110315
Huh, I guess /kson/ should move to the right, now.

>>30110278
you mean the shitposting? or was it genuine? kind of schizo if it was genuine, desu.

>>30110516
Shitposting.

>>30110546
well then that was some fine shitposting. oblivion is based.

>>30110585
Thank you.

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Well I just renamed the kingdom for the third time, but this time it sticks. Oiseau. I all of the old lore, put it into a seperate doc so I can go over it and refine it. That's going to take a while.

I am modeling Oiseau after the Ancien Régime (I am French) as I feel it fits Reine rather well and would add some flavor.

>>30110765
More french?
T'es le troisième.

>>30110765

>>30110309
Yeah, I know of its immense value back then so I was never gonna go overboard with it, but figuring the thread's obsession with purple, I have to deal with the difficulties of the time that come with purple dye, at least. Thanks for the suggestions, I had those saved but a second opinion on the climate is nice.

>>30110765
Salut la France et le Québec! Je suis moi-même québécoise!!!

TONIGHT ON VTWBG!

ALICE DECLARES A PREEMPTIVE AGENT ORANGE STRIKE ON RISUNERS!

THE /MEAT/CABAL GOES TO BUY AN ORPHANED MERAKYAT BABY FOR 10 PENCE!

AND THE ENTIRE UN BET ON WHO WILL WIN THE KOBOKER VS CHUMBUD GANG WAR!

>>30111065
Ah un Canadien? Alice tu es ma nouvelle meilleure amie. Vous êtes Alice, n’est-ce pas?

>>30111202
Oui oui, mais je pense que les Anglos seront plutôt contrariés si nous parlons dans notre langue supérieure, alors arrêtons mon nouvel ami.

>>30111296
Good to have another French speaker, even if you do speak that bizarre dialect. ;)

Hvor er Nordiske?

>>30111202
All three francophones are from Quebec? Grosse sur-représentation...

>>30111380
No, I am from France. She is a Canadien.

>>30111423
Ah, good. Two of us is plenty kek.

>>30111490
Well, at least I do not have to talk to you in person, that is a whole different situation given how you sound.

>French people
FREE BREIZH!
FREE VASCONIA!
FREE CORSE!

>>30111366
Här, min pyttelilla vän.

>>30111553
I'm often told I have a French accent by my compatriots, which is hilarious given I've never stepped in France.

>>30111674
Ha, interesting. Are there any other filthy euros here too. (Are you Moriji or Nasfaq?)

>>30111746
Retrosenpai is German and Cunt is a Slovene. Not sure if there are any britbongs.

>>30111746
Couple more
>>30111673
Svensk
>>30111366
Dansk, though he's just studying there. Dunno where he's actually from

Too many French people, they speak in tongues with their overabundance of letters

>>30111822
Ah, so the retrorep is a kraut.... I will have to bully him as is tradition.

>>30111838
>>30111673
Musvännen här. Jag är också svensk :)

Guys stand back! I know how to scare the french away!

>>30111746
I'm Moriji! nasfaq Deadbeat has different hours.

>>30112004
Perfect! I propose a French-Quebecois Frendship between all of us against the Anglos.

>>30111934
lol, how can the stinky frenchies recover

>>30112053
Incredibly based, let's do that.
>>30112060
The Quebec fraction fears not the hi-viz jacket. To scare us you'll need some orange construction cones.

>>30111872
>overabundance of letters
*laughs in chink*

>>30112053
Lets wait till you are set up, my dear friend. Would rather we wait until then before discussing terms of friendship.
>>30112143
Anti-Anglo Pact lets GOOO

>>30112194
>>30112143
Ah, Good idea. I will wait until I am ready.

I also just "updated" the climate map for mep to represent our magical lands that our queen has turned into Côte d'Azur while the Watermelon Terrorists made the other part a hot desert. Check it out in our lore doc.

>>30112408
ummmm.... 404....

>>30112482
Shit...
>>30105472
Sorry archiver, I changed the URL of my rentry.
https://rentry.org/KingdomOfOiseau

>>30112542
I'll take ten million mep coins

>>30112542
Oooohh, looks nice. That map is AMAZING. I guess the Watermelon Terrorists are Watamates right? Also "Kingdom of Bird" kek. Paon could work...

>>30112542
>treerats
HEY!

>>30112630
Maybe another time.
>>30112687
Yes. I felt the need to include them just because Reine's watermelon room would attract ISIS to our lands. I did Paon but it just didn't sound right when I typed it in English sentences, unlike Oiseau.

>>30112768
You failed to show dignity, and thus that is the nation we shall call you. Too bad, peasant.

>>30112860
based

>>30112768
racist...

>>30112860
/mep/rep be careful
That's the non-horny Risuner

>>30113018
Yes, he is the Eco-Terrorist one. Well, we deal with Terrorists far worse than him in our own nation already. He is but a mere speck of dust in this world that we look down upon with scorn. Even the Batikhi are better than him.

>>30113251
holy based.

Why can't neighbors get along.... :(

>>30113797
Simple, you do not behave yourself and are rather improper by all means.

>>30113909
Define "proper"

>>30113797
Fret not, brother (^ w ^)
We'll just bury them all under our trees (0 w <)

>>30114074
Their civilians are just mad because unlike us they get cucked by "social norms" and "proper etiquette". They fucking wish they could get as much pussy as us. Risuners cannot stop winning

>>30113942
The exact opposite of how Risuners behave. Having manners, being well read, well dressed, having etiquette, etc.
>>30114074
>>30114197
Our people are quite happy under the Queen. You are just envious of our prestige.

You two talk about sex too much, where is the WAR? Are you just going to let their birds talk down to you like you are nothing? Cucks. WARsuners would never bend the knee to such slander

>>30114284
and your Queen is happy in the roots of our gem trees

>>30113797
Your definition of "get along" is essentially having one night stands with no consequences, besides it's not like we outright reject trade from you, as common as the thought of fucking everyone but our oshi is majority of the population very much do not like the idea of fucking for fun

>>30114582
Quite refined, dear Twpi. Such matters are that of degenerates. These squirrels are repugnant.

>>30105472
/who/
Something spicy for all of you
https://rentry.org/zcbai
Archive anon, please incorporate it into the general archive for /who/, thank you

And for the rep: I'm profusely sorry for including the city's name in the TWO, I genuinely thought it would be fine when I wrote it but I didn't expect Mumei would read it on stream and account for the possibility that normalfags can find out this place from it. Luckily we don't seem to have any tourists here from the stream but we would still have to see, since only less than a day has passed. I again apologize for it and I hope 99% of people who watched the stream just think it's a neat made up name and not a city in this project, proceeding to seek us out.

Mepfriend, I love your update. It's so funny!!!!

>>30114500
Did you just tell me a secret? What a stupid secret. Gem trees? Maybe they grow kidney stones hahaha.
>>30115320
Glad you liked it, your nation is rather refined too isn't it. While we are the most cultured place on earth, there is room with us under the sun.

>>30115472
KEK. I fucking love Mepbro. Based as fuck.

These pathetic fools. They only deny their basic instincts and cuck themselves with the idea that sex is for primitives. Men are genetically programmed to fuck. It is nothing more than a fact of life that all animals fuck, some do it a LOT more than humans. You all go out to bars and buy women drinks in hopes of getting pussy in return. The rich ones fuck barely legal girls and use their hordes of money to pay the legal fees while still fucking said girls. Commoners will spend money on hookers and avoid the authorities. Those who engage in war enslave the native population and rape them for enjoyment, claiming them to be the "spoils of war" (I'm talking to you WARsuner). Why cant you just see that your whole life is a lie.

I am sorry to break it to all of you but the risuners simply live in a way where they are free from your stupid and oppressive society norms and are able to enjoy the most sacred act of nature. Anyone who claims their society is superior by any means is delusional and has long forgotten the meaning of fun and pleasure. So go ahead and mock us for our "primitive" ways. We will just keep on winning and slaying pussy while you sip wine made from fruits probably imported from our lands. And don't act like there wouldn't be meppers and towabros who wouldn't try to sneak across the border in hopes of some risuner pussy.

Risuners are forever winning.

What events will lead to the Greatest War of Our Time (lol)? The War to End all Wars (lmao)?

>>30116363
Risuners group nakadashi-ing the Merakyat Queen

>>30116493
Yab

>>30116493
Risuners being turned into piles of flesh by canister shot, rather.

>>30114582
On an actual note lore if your people really wish to not engage in the SEX then we will respect it. Risuners are not braindead and will just do what we do with the hoomans. Fuck each other away from you lot so you dont have to hear it. We just wanna get along with our neighbors

>>30116734
Mepbro, your goddess loves fanfiction. Infintum produces many fanfiction and has a whole archive! Perhaps we're not so uncouth as initially thought?

>>30116314
We do sex, but we sex responsibly. Sticking your dick in anything and everything is how you get STDs. Plus we use contraceptives like condoms and after morning pills to prevent unwanted pregnancies.

>>30116958
>we use contraceptives like condoms and after morning pills to prevent unwanted pregnancies.
/luxnoc/ sisters don't look

>>30116856
Read my updated version, I call Fanfics poetry. https://rentry.org/KingdomOfOiseau

> Bad Poetry is considered a grave sin and can result in the imprisonment of the person who wrote it until they write something that makes up for it. Some people find themselves in prison for decades because they keep failing to write a proper poem.
Holy shit that is fucking hilarious.

So....if its good smut then its ok and even praised but bad smut is prison? Bruh

>>30117120
Oh my god, actual lore already? My knees are on the ground.
Ahem. Very interesting! Well we have fine... poetry, as well. Often of an erotic sort - but not always! Sadly, not many of it is with the Goddess Reine which is a shame personally as I absolutely love Reine, she's my favorite HoloID, I love her chemistry with Kronii

>>30117393
We only accept Poetry dedicated to Reine and our divine Queen. While we respect the refined taste, the Kingdom expects Reine to be in it if there was any other beings in it.

>>30116958
Teach us the ways of these pills and things. I dont know if ancient people had the concept of condoms or not. If we are so primitive then maybe you can act as teachers. Risuners actually LOVE learning new things as evidenced by the many people at our beaches.

I'm not good at writing poetry. Does my stories have to be poems? I'm used to writing short stories with paragraphs, acts, and stuff.

>>30112004
Moriji, I come bearing news. Infintum has convinced /meat/ to stop raiding in and around the waters protected by Moriji. You won't have to worry about them, and we won't have to worry about firing at them.

In other, completely unrelated news, you may find more unaligned pirate attacks, but rest assured Infinitum with aid in protecting your interests to the best of our ability.

>>30117595
It's fanfictions. Poetry is the word used (albeit a proper Oiseaux writes actual Poetic Fanfiction)

I love the pretentiousness of the Mep lore. It's beautiful in its snobbery.

>>30117583
/nasa/ doesn't exist anymore. We'll have to find someone to synthesize chemicals for morning after pills. As for condoms they weren't a thing until long after civilization was made. I'll have to look up when condoms were made to see if its possible to make them. Just make sure you wash your private parts with soap and water. And use deodorant to keep fungus and bacteria from growing there.

>>30117049
Population control was a necessity before /nasa/ landed because space ships have limited resources. If your population grows too quickly then you will run out of resources like food and water quickly. Plus the more crowded the station gets the more risk of things like accidents and diseases affecting more people. A crash with 4 people is not so bad. A crash with 20 is a catastrophe. Now Sanalites no longer have to worry about overpopulating the space station because they're below replacement numbers on the verge of extinction. So Sanalites would be welcomed into the pregnancy cult to preserve their species.

>>30117992
I wouldn't be French if I couldn't be that arrogant and pretentious in my writing.

The production of sm-... poetry have virtually stopped in /who/, but would /mep / still accept song lyrics instead of poetry?

Welp... Kroniebros, permission to use Merakyats as targets for our patented ego-death weapons?

>>30111366
Make a guess

>>30117659
What delightful news! Truly, Infinitum are diplomatic miracle workers. Well, back to fighting unaffiliated bands of pirates on the Holosea.

>>30118447
>the shota trying to threat me.
Hoho, go back to school little boy.

>>30118449
>Nasfaqronie is Suomi
Yaayyy! Hugs!

>>30118629

>>30118447
O-of course, we'd HEAVILY condone that, sir, and it would DEFINITELY strain our friendship.

But, you don't need our approval, of course. Merakyats are not under our protection or anything. And I imagine Infinitum would have a hard time stopping you even if we tried. I mean, we WOULD. Definitely. Try. But we'd fail. Yes.

>>30118629
Foundersenpai, stop bothering the Kronies

>>30118629
Why does Founderkun like the Kronies so much...

>>30118529
Excellent! I'm glad that's settled then.

>>30118712
He's not a bother at all!
>>30118777
Forever friend status is not a LARP...

I must go, if I'm needed by anyone just reply to me directly

>>30117668
Are there any preferences in poetry I need to keep in mind?

>>30118777
Kronies buck broke /meat/

>>30118906
As long as it honors our Goddess, her land, the Queen or something that is cultured, it does not matter. We are a nation of Poets, artists and musicians!

>>30118447
>ego-death weapons
the what?!

So, random question, are deadbeats actual just straight up skeletons? Who are against necromancy?

>>30119024
/meat/ is doubling down on their weaponized hallucinogens

>>30118979
Can we honor your queen by drawing her naked?

>>30119352
Better
We craft wood carvings of her for a village wide hotglue bukkake!

>>30119475
GENIUS MY BROTHER

>>30115090
Seems neat, no comments on my part.
>spoiler
It's fine really, but we won't be using that name now as a preventive measure. Please understand.

>>30119352
>>30119475
>>30119539
Non. Your people are officially banned from entering the Kingdom, primitives.

>>30119583
It's a decent name as well... At least it's more excuse for me to really think about our "con-lang" and how to make more place names using it...

>>30119352
>>30119475
>>30119539
Shameful display. you have forgotten the glory of battle. Our nation will fall lest we forget it!

Risuners rally!
Risuners rally!
Together we shall bring our land to a brighter future!

I think I am done with lore for now. It is time to look at other lore and see who we find to be worthy of our people.

>>30119794
You cannot stop the genetic programming of man. We will have SEX with your population. We will welcome any refugees from your oppressive people into our ranks and let them enjoy the pleasures of nature and life. We will even paint and draw your precious queen getting gangbanged by risuner cocks AND DEPICT HER ENJOYING IT!

Shitposting aside is there any way that if a risuner were to attempt to learn your more refined ways would they be allowed entry? Maybe if you dont want to be neighbors with primitives then you should educate the primitives to be less primitive? You could be the reform.

>>30119987
Oh don't worry, WARsuner.
I've been busy ehehehehehehe (・ω < )

>>30120106
Shitposting aside, I think it would have to be us going to you. Our population, not due to anything said, thinks you are primatives and thus not worthy of entry. Rather, if some officers from the Royal Army went to Risu, of a more open mind, he may be willing to educate your people on refinement and educate them in the art of war. We are pretentious but we are a warlike people too because of the romance of battle (and the terrorists.)

YA STINKIN RISUNERS FORGOT HOW TA FIGHT! IF THEM STUPID MEPPERS WANNA MAKE FUN OF YA LOT THEN WE GOTZ TA SHOW DEM WE IZ THE BESTEST FIGHTIN FORCE EVAR! WE SPEEDY BOYZ WILL SWARM EM DEN WE GIVE EM THE STOMPIN!!!

>>30120169
Cringe, eco-communism. Eco-Fascism is the better way.

>>30120282
Towa bro. What say you. Will you allow the risuners into your borders? Will you be willing to perhaps educate the primitives in the art of safe sex and the risk of STD's?

>>30120385
>He thinks I don't know the difference
The Kibbos are neither eco-comm nor eco-fash. They are agrarian futurists, and economically founded the British Social Credit system.
The Kronies gave us knowledge when we were their protectorate, OGsuner told the Risuners to travel all over the world and study new cultures, this is our natural evolution.
A synthesis of traditionalism and the desire to modernise.

>>30120702
An evolution in 10 years...

https://rentry.org/KingdomOfOiseau
Done with Mep for today. I looked at some other nearby states. Intrigued by Moriji,Eliria, Pomerania, and the Shogunate. Rather refined... Infinity is on my shit list for offering us to the wolves for their cannibal friends. Rather uncouth to hold such friends.

>>30119036
Ah, I was waiting for someone to ask!
https://rentry.org/puuqw#biological-anthropology-of-the-deadbeat
TL;DR, no, we're just thin, white and mostly hairless. Also our bones are high in iron.

>>30120702
Exactly this. All shitposting aside for this one.

While risuners do have a sense of traditionalism, they are definitely willing to learn new ideas and ways of life. Because of the lack of government controlling them and the nature of the different scattered tribes and villages, risuners will vary heavily. There will be those of course who stick to traditional values. But there will definitely be those (mostly near the coasts) who will gladly accept new ways of thinking and strive to better themselves to be as powerful as the other foreign powers. They are even experimenting with gemstone powers and learning new ones with each new gem introduced.

>>30105472
https://rentry.org/warsuners
This wasn't under Warkop... sorry archive anon

>>30120702
...And the Kibbos are also the response to hyper modernisation, something that Vitubia has yet to experience. Depending on how /risu/ proceeds with their relation with the clocks and their internal development I would give it at least 60-80 years before a proto movement that has some resemblance emerges. /risu/ is still VERY industrialised, with only a few cities currently building contemporary factories(the clocks would most likely reserve the more complicated processes back home). /risu/ would not experience the shock for a while.

>>30120971
Should say that Twpi are also intriguing...

>>30121182
*very unindustrialised

>>30121182
>/risu/ is still VERY industrialised
By what means?

>>30120526
I can't imagine Risuners would be treated all too favorably since their deity isn't close friends with ours, especially compared with others, but the entry wouldn't be forbidden. As for the other topic, that's a matter they should learn on their own, it seems much more imperative that you all learn what works best for yourselves, instead of the opinions/actions of others.

>>30120971
Can appreciate the clear organizational autism you will put into this. Holy crap.

>>30121185
>>30121267
Ha ha

>reinebros restrict entry because were too primitive buncha cucks
>towabros would not be too nice and not willing to teach us cool new things which even a bit of reinebros might do

Neighbors........we just wanna get along

>>30121516
I offered you an opportunity for some officer to come and teach you things but you did not respond.

>>30121516
Risuners got too cocky, need split roasting correction

>>30121583
I am MEP btw

>>30121182
>>30121075
While /risu/ itself is not hyper modernized, our former masters and neighbors are. we learnt from them. (^ ω ^)
kronies gave us the method to control the trees, meatheads taught us to build boats and metalworks
risuners went to nasa and retro, we learn from them
we may not be industrialized but we have gathered enough knowledge over the course
time to put em to good use, and not destroy nature along the way! ( > ω < )

>>30121583
If i didnt say that we would allow it then my bad. Writing a story in between posting but YES you can come in and educate some risuners. Not all but some would listen. You would have varying degrees of success.

>>30118697
kronie, i just realized when i told you (who i'm assuming was you) to use "mak" to make nouns i meant pronouns, otherwise use "na" (or maybe "ni")
>>30105472
>>30118529
https://files.catbox.moe/d7edab.pdf
added a lot of particles whilst watching mori suffer through finishing elden ring, currently enjoying her actually liking the story and explaining it, will add more particles later

i have stumble upon this lore autism in LazuLight that I never knew existed. What sort of man is this based to write this much about war? I will have to read it at some point, maybe these Pomeranians deserve a place in our Étrangers
>>30121777
Please allow me to fully set up my nation first before I write stories. Might be a while.

Anyway off to work lads. Ri2ner I still am super excited for your modernizing works. Keep it coming brother!

Retrobro tonight will be the finishing of your story. This wedding im preparing for kinda got in the way of it being done earlier but IM ALMOST DONE MAI BOI

OH AND MY DARLING SAPLING I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU YOUR NEXT AND OH FUCKING BOY DO I HAVE THE STORY OF A LIFETIME FOR YOU! YOU SHALL BE IN MY SPOTLIGHT FOR THE NEXT ARC OF RISUNER HISTORY MY DEAR!

later lads

>>30121116
Good work Warsuner. I like the idea for Warkop you are bringing
>>30120971
Great work Mepfag. The autism is clear.

I personally am in a rut about what to do next, we will see.

>ri2ner stops being mischevous
>talks about agrarianism and eco politics
Serious Ri2ner is serious

>>30121516
Not our rep but I'll throw in my two cents. From what I can discern our rep is building, we don't really offer anything unique to teach you compared to your other allies like /meat/ or the clocks.

>>30122111
thanks Hanafag, I will be back soon.

Is there a specific tool everyone uses to make their city maps?

So I'm looking up construction for Germany for Lazulight. It looks like timber frame houses are the most popular choice of housing in Europe post middle ages. They're very sturdy homes built from waddle and daub and braced by strong timber frames. Many houses are still around today.

>>30122241
I meant nation maps

>>30121998
I will, brother! we might be barbarians, but we are now intellectual barbarians! for aa utopia with lots of nuts and gems!! (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ
>>30122135
Eheheheheh

>>30121767
Even your neighbours are a decent bit away from the modernist culture and production of early 10th century Earth. The movement should be in it's seedling state, which inspires the movement proper down the line. Ideas and movements like this needs time to grow and evolve. Though yes I agree that factors like the traditionalsm in /risu/ society would likely affect how it's formed.

>>30122434
What's with all the typos today...
Even your neighbours are a decent bit away from the modernist culture and production of early 20th cen. Earth. The movement should be in it's seedling state, which inspires the movement proper down the line. Ideas and movements like this needs time to grow and evolve. Though yes I agree that factors like the traditionalsm in /risu/ society would likely affect how it's formed.

>>30120971
You know /mep/, Moriji has a big fleet that we enjoy patrolling around the Holosea, hunting schizo scum and pirate rabble. Once you hash out this Royal Navy of yours (however long that takes, no rush), it would be nice if we could formalize some inter-navy protocols, stuff like sharing knowledge of criminals in the area, allowing the arrest of those criminals in each other's territorial waters, making resupplying in each other's harbor straightforward. No alliance or anything like that, just standing alongside one another against the schizo threats of the Holosea. Such deals with /kfp/ have been very beneficial to both.
>>30121840
Oh yeah, that was some good Elden Ring sufferingkino. And as always, I kneel before your powers. The particle system is really interesting, I have to wrap my head around it, but I think I get it. I'm curious, do you have some kind of system to come up with words? Or do they come to you in a dream, kinda thing?

>>30122322
I use clip paint studio and a lot of autism. Most anons get the job done with Paint.NET, it's a great program too.

>>30122537
Well they were colonised by Kronies and they have clockworks and the Council of 12
It would be a major influence on the tribes.

>>30122322
Also, Inkarnate is a popular choice for nation maps as well.

>>30122420
As long as you dont do anything funny like making an ecofash Risuner movement or whatever

>>30122619
That would be delightful. Unfortunately, most of our fleet would be in the Heavenly Sea, not the Alivirian because of those damn terrorists! We probably have a squadron of Frigates over there at most...

>>30122619
they come to me randomly, like in latin anything that wasn't a compound word was utterly random besides some letters having certain connotations, i'm thinking i make the voiced sounds that sound harsh fill that niche, like voiced plosives and such

>>30122757
Paint.NET is for true patricians only. Regarding conlang, I am not doing this because it will utterly confuse me.

>>30122682
I think both of our maps look rather refined, deadbeat.

>>30122862
oh and by "that niche" i mean cacophonous words will be more negative, while euphonious words will have positive connotations, sorry i never proofread on the 4th channel

>mep thinks nijifags are cool
Worse mistake you could make is trusting them with anything, cancer to our thread.

>>30122961
I am probably going to set up the Caliphate as a menace on the seas too. Just to add more flavor to our region. My point this morning about the Hololands being too peaceful stands true.

>>30122686
As colonisers, I doubt that tech had spread much in /risu/. That would also go back to whether enough of the Risuners has experienced this modernism to form a movement so quickly. Like the squirrel people still don't have any modern transportation, and populations would be very isolated. It is also illiterate, the vast majority of risuners would have to obtain such information via word of mouth. Unless something really bad happened between the clock and squirrels I doubt a movement/ideology would have spawned so quickly.

>>30122832
Well, that is even better! The Black Fleet can help shield your less defended West coast from external threats, letting you focus on the internal enemy. Hell, we might have an interest in some amphibious operations on those terrorists, if they get sufficiently schizophrenic. Being able to smoothly conduct resupply runs in your harbors would make this well worth our while.

>>30123234
Who is the major Naval Power in the Heavenly Sea, btw. I am going to make these watamates like the barbary pirates I think. That would be fun to add to our peaceful continent.

>>30122862
>>30123048
Ohh man linguistics are so cool. Yeah, that checks out, you've already got a bit of that going on, with Katti and Sanus having different levels of harshness.
>>30122961
It really is.
>Arabit
kek nice naming.

>>30122829
Dont worry Founderkun!! I wont do something extreme!

>>30123368
I think that would be /2434/, followed by /inf/, with the way things are set up.

>>30123368
2434, extremely dangerous. Watch out for them!

>>30123422
exactly mate, the word for kill sounds euphonious as an exception because i imagined death wasn't such a bad thing when you literally worship it

>>30123422
I am lazy with my names, just pulled up a map of the middle east for half the names. I did that on purpose however.

>>30123504
>>30123525
Just checked out 2434's navy. Yikes, they are massive. I think we would be around Infinities size, whatever that is. Kek, I will watch out for my fellow French speaker. She(?) sounds dangerous

>>30123737
No need for ?, I've heard the voice. 2434 invades places all of the time. Scary people, at least that's what I hear.

Where are the Kronies?! Im getting lonely...

>>30123942
you can always talk to your fellow /meat/ heads.

>>30123942
/inf/rep is a Pinoy so asleep rn. Nashag kronie is probably logged out for the day.

>>30123838
Well, I think I found my Heavenly Sea friend then. Infinity threw us to the wolves earlier as far as we are concerned with such statements as "Heavily condoning Meat, but it would strain their relationship (with meat)" and furthermore "We would definitely try but fail." (I can understand the meanings well)

I see how the winds blow, these Cl*cks are cucks to cannibals and are untrustworthy as far as I am concerned. Moriji and 2434, with two Québécois in them and having a lot of emphasis on honour is where we will tie ourselves for now....

>>30123942
The shota misses the clocks huh

Just went to see what was referenced. Fucking kek. Kronies are terrible diplomats. Their reputation precedes them in that regard.

>>30124171
Ah, the relationship web grows even more tangled...

>>30124171
Are you sure you want me as a friend???? We take things seriously and have a code of honour that means we will never betray a friend.... but if you betray us

>>30124457
Well... Except that time you bailed out of a deal with /vrt/.

>>30124516
Never happened, the deal is still on. I mentioned I was considering it... but things were cleared up.

>>30124171
it's not very honorable to hold a potential ally as a hostage. if you had any honor at all, you would have not been a complete freeloader off of that deal and would have offered a more reasonable proposal.

>>30124335
He will get a little upset about this later, i think but sometimes you should just give no comment instead of digging a whole to fall into.
>>30124397
Don't know this web.
>>30124457
That's great to hear! That is how we view things too. A friend is someone you stand beside in all situations, and should a friendship end, it should be done with dignity!

>>30124576
What do you even mean. I made no such deal but obvserved what was going on and how they conduct themselves in regard to meat. I made no offer.

>>30123942
if you like the Kronies so much why dont you let them spitroast you?

>>30124576
I assume you meant to reply to a skeleton? I've shared my thought process on letting this be a matter to be resolved between /meat/ and /inf/. Really, if we were holding the Kronies hostage, /meat/ was holding the gun. And Kronies willingly joined our cities in the interest of free trade, so really it was Kronies holding themselves hostage while /meat/ held the gun. /morig/ was just like, the target /meat/ aimed the gun at that was behind the Kronies.

>>30124789
I was confused what that had to do with /mep/... The exchange I describe did happen
>>30118702
Is my interpretation of this wrong? Because this tells me a lot about how I am seen by them.

>>30124749
h-hot

Hello anons. If the Dragoon comes around later, could someone link him to this post? I have some questions for him regarding the potential history of our nations, but I'll be pretty busy today and don't know if I'll have time to pop in during his usual active hours. The questions:

1. Panon and I talked about this before, but I don't think it's come up since you joined the thread. We discussed the idea of Stargazers being like the Oracle of Delphi, having diplomatic immunity from the Empire's civil war shenanigans due to their status as divine prophets and oracles. Obviously each kingdom has its own oracles too, but I bounced the idea of Stargazers being considered THE oracles, and also the idea that killing a Stargazer is viewed as a horrible, unthinkable sin due to the belief that the gods sometimes disguise themselves as one to deliver prophecies directly to the people. On a meta level, it's a translation of two things: the way half of /nijien/ has a total mental breakdown whenever ukiposter disappears for a day or two, and the obvious actual leaks from nijiEN staff/chuubas to /here/, like that post in /nijien/ which accurately predicted the entirety of Noctyx's character motif lineup. Are you alright with this? If not, it's perfectly fine if you just want to say Selenium doesn't acknowledge Stargard's oracles as true oracles.

2. I need a historical would-be conqueror. Some time in the Empire's past, a particularly ambitious (and foolhardy) conqueror would have attempted to invade and annex Stargard, in a bid to gain political control over the Empire as a whole through the Stargazer oracles. The attempt ultimately failed, but it resulted in destruction across Stargard, devastating the local population and throwing the region into turmoil. Delivery of news from the Heavenly Realm very nearly ground to a halt, which pissed off basically everyone, not just Stargard's allies. This would've been what ultimately resulted in the Empire as a whole agreeing on the whole "Stargazers are protected by divine right, killing a Stargazer is both a war crime and mortal sin" thing. I haven't had time to thoroughly read all your lore yet, but with the Dragoons' predisposition for war and all your talk of Dragoons considering the entire Empire rightful Selenistic territory, I thought a Dragoon would be a good fit for this. (And if the Dragoon says no, Panon, could I have a Pomudachi for it instead?)

That's all, thank you for your time!

>>30124873
I think anon replied to you by mistake, yeah. Read "Moriji" (You)'d prematurely, happens to the best of us.

>>30124873
I'm not involved with this and despite that be that being in response to a shitpost, Kronies are the worst diplomats here and this is par for the course.

>>30125021
>Kronies are the worst diplomats here
Well well they are very bad, but there's extremely strong competition for this title, I wouldn't call it so confidently.

>>30124923
If you want, I will make a Pomeranian King do it. I have the history here so we can figure out a date too. https://rentry.org/dxd8w
Figured out table of contents just for your ease.

>>30125125
I'd prefer to leave the option open for the Dragoon first, since he's made a lot of talk about Dragoons wanting to conquer the whole Empire so if he wants it, this would tie neatly into his lore. But again, if he says no I'd happily take a Pomudachi.

>>30125021
>>30125094
Well, I am probably just as bad if anyone is. Alice gets the benefit of the doubt most of the time so I dont put her there desu.

>>30125169
I would still recommend going over this at some point because this is the foundation that the rest of history will be built on (I will also modify parts when needed, Rosemaiden gave me the date for the Luxiem Invasion FYI)

>>30125125
Are you the autist that has that massive lore doc btw?

>>30125233
Alright, I was already planning to look through it in the future anyways but I'll bump it up on my priority list. Thanks for keeping me updated!

Fun unrelated factoid: humans have white bones, but deadbeats have white skin and black bones, due to their high goetithe content.

>>30125382
Yep. I am taking a few days off from writing before I dive into more lore autism with the economies of LazuLight. Also giving some time for others to work out things internally. NP.
>>30125358
Yes, that's me. What's up.

>>30124789
sorry, i didn't realize there was another situation involving /inf/ and /meat/ trying to set up diplomacy with others. as for the retelling of events, it's more like /morig/ shot at /meat/, /meat/ started shooting back, and then, when /inf/ tried to calm everyone down and advocated for peace between us, /morig/ used /inf/ as a hostage while refusing to stop shooting at /meat/, telling /meat/ that if they shoot back they might hit the hostage and playing innocent as if the hostage just happened to be there. we would have stopped raiding places that became our allies, but you don't want to do that.

>>30125446
I kneel...your autism is outstanding. Do you have any advice for me in mep?

>>30125531
*mpregs your balls*

>>30125531
Well, I checked out your lore and I like how you are doing things. I mean, I haven't even done what you did in my own lore. Most of my stuff is just the Saga and accompanying pieces. My advice is just to write nigger.

>>30125442
Well, that's just RP. You know how much I love my /meat/bros OOC, but in-universe, /meat/ is abhorred by Deadbeats for a laundry list of reasons. The Black Fleet depends on the people's approval to exist, if the leadership attempted to move towards appeasement with /meat/ it would immediately enter a civil war.
And I mean, you can keep shooting at us! Just not where the Kronies are kek.

>>30125627
Can I have some Pomeranian Regiments in my army like the French Royal Army did with other peoples?

>>30125125
Guten Tag, Panon

>>30125685
I mean sure, Pomeranians love a good fight and are well led. I will work the details later.
>>30125697
Hallo!

>>30125697
Boche, it is good to talk to you as a Frog.

>>30125743
Good, I like things all set up before I start things anyways so that works for me. Would like to have my army finished before I add Étrangers Regiments.

>>30125934
I would recommend Dragoons too!!! They love fighting for us!!!! The best Étrangers come from NijiEN since they fight each other constantly.

>>30121998
WHERE IS MY STORY OGSUNERSKY!

>>30125743
Hab ich irgendwas interessantes heute verpasst, außer das die Franzacken ihre Sprache heute hier verbreitet haben?

>>30125648
of course, i'm just trying to set up a better position for my faction, same as you. i haven't used an explanation mark, and i don't remember if i said anything offensive or anything, but if i come across as shouting i apologize for that, this is all in good fun from my side, and if it's getting stressful i am fine with not pushing it anymore. sorry if i seemed more forceful than i intended to be. desu, i was trying to do rp, too, but i don't actually do rp, or dialog all that well sometimes, so i'm sorry again for that.

>>30125934
If that's a concern at all, the way you'd say this phrase in French would be "Régiments Étrangers''. If it's not, don't mind me!

So I think I have a style of building that works for Lazulight and other European style houses. Look up German timber frame houses. Timber frames are fairly economic if you use wattle and daub. Though lath and plaster would be more modern. Roofing can be made from grass or slate tiles. Windows would be clear glass or wooden doors. Hell you can use a combination of stone and clay bricks for the foundation or first floor then use timber frame for higher floors. Chimneys would be stone or clay bricks. Timber frame houses can be city flats or small cottages. If you want more variety in housing there's also cob and logs.

>>30125873
if you wanna talk i can always come over to you for a visit, doesn't matter wich part you are form either, as a german its easy for me to get deep into the frenchland

>>30126047
I know, I am French... I just make the habit of trying to be English in every way possible for this website.

>>30126039
Oh, don't worry about it, it's all in good fun on my end as well! It can be difficult to get those nuances across over text, as you say. I like to imagine the /meat/ and /morig/ diplomats at /vtwbg/ both acting completely oblivious and hypocritical about the whole situation while arguing over it kek.

>>30126034
Nein, abgesehen davon, dass Infinity /mep/ zu den Wölfen wirft. Yes, I know the alt code keys.
>>30126087
Will do, can you type this up for me just so I have this information. i appreciate the help.

>>30126132
>Accomodating Angl*s
Hate to see it kek...

>>30126025
Yeah, you guys do love to fight a lot, which automatically makes you better soldiers than anyone in Hololands kek aside from naval shit. lol. I think that will be a fruitful partnership.
>>30126242
I hate it... But I saw how Alice got it over «Mitrailleuse» yesterday and that's why I make this a habit.

If /mep/ is mediterranean in climate and they are french, wouldnt that make them south France?
Like Occitania and Corsica

>>30126349
That is what I am going for Côte d'Azur to be precise.

>>30126181
lol, i imagine most /meat/heads would be completely oblivious to the idea that cannibalism could ever be seen as anything but normal. i try to have them represent a sort of alien morality where it's not quite evil or malicious, but it is skewed in ways others aren't used to at all. it's kind of fun to think that way, desu, because it's more nuanced than "hur dur evil cannibal muhahaha" etc.

>>30126321
dont remind me about Mitrailleuse... It can't be help with Anglos!!!

>>30126422
also to add the grey morality, the society of /meat/ even have slave classes where the people want to be sacrificed and enjoy it
Societe Acephale style

I'm only about half caught up with the thread, but i need to say this.
Mepfriend and twapifriend, you two are both unfathomably based for denying squirrels. Keep it up!

>>30123942
I'm here!!
>>30124050
Night shift wagie so not yet asleep.

>>30126422
Oh yeah, absolutely. I think it's pretty lazy to write an entire culture of human being as just being evil, peoples always have ways to internalize and justify their actions without making themselves "evil". That culture would consider its morality to be internally consistent, even if other cultures would disagree.

Word cloud for last bread.

>>30126485
The German equivelent of that is "Linienschiff", Ship of the Line, that was used to describe Battleships in WW1 in the Kaiserliche Marine.
>>30126582
You need to read meps lore. Unfathomably based already.

It's in!

>>30126719
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>>30126200
I only did surface research on the architecture. I don't know what materials you have exactly. But if you have lime then you can make mortar and plaster. Just need to consult geology anon again.

Anyways, I need to sleep. I will be back in 5 hours of so.

>>30126518
Yeah. The Wentli, Awiyani, and Sholo. They are pampered, living free of burden. Loved by many.
I keep getting Wentli and Shipew mixed up.
>>30126422
Also to consider, this rite and lifestyle is religious so to the high ranking slaves they believe they are martyrs. Sacrificing themselves to stave off the apocalypse. Just like the actual Mexica Aztecs. And arguably the Nords during the blöt.
>>30126586
Thank you!
>>30124749
No

>>30126816
>nasarep sleeps in shots of 5 hours
That explains why he's so menhera. You gotta get your sleep, anon!

>>30116825
>On an actual note lore if your people really wish to not engage in the SEX then we will respect it.
I give you one (1) thread before you go back on this statement.

>>30126796
Ehh, that's fine. Don't worry to much about Lime, we can just import that if we need too.

>>30126582
2nd instance of squirrels being rebuffed and their target falling in Deadbeat arms
what a strange pattern...

>>30126832
By the way, Founder-kun, what's the actual name of the nation of /meat/? I know I read it before but I can't remember it.

Got to go one last time...

>>30126843
That's not him, he posted right above that. I think that is meprep based on the time in Europe rn (Like 10 or so i think)
>>30126906
Got pushed into 2434 arms too.

>>30126922
Official name: Yectic Teocuacayotl (Holy Realm of God Eaters)
Exonym: Matiyotl (Meatland)

>>30126633
well, i try to have it all ultimately come back to the life cycle, but basically, they see that kind of stuff as a kind of luxury and societal benefit, not to mention self-improvement. people who try to save potential sacrifices are seen as thieves and religious and societal saboteurs, which is obviously taken very seriously. that's how i imagine it, at least.

BREED WITH KINDREDS!

>>30127177
>>30127020
Does /meat/ allow the sacrifice of preggo women?

>>30121767
>risuners went to nasa and retro, we learn from them
Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a minute there. What exactly did you learn from us, aside the fact we make a mena squirrel BBQ?

>>30127271
That's just extra meat, ain't it?

>>30127271
yes. i think they might even be seen as a delicacy.

>>30127293
Remember that they just came out of isolation too.

>>30127271
It's aaaawwwwwwrriiigghhhttt!
I feel guilty for saying that. I'm sorry, Mai-chan

Risu is going to start a world war by messing with mep aren't they?

>>30127420
Ri2ner starts an ecofash regime and forms the Green Axis with /rose/ and /uuu/

>>30127420
>Risuners cross the border.
>Get shot
>Risuners raid
>Counter raid by Mep
>Infinity declares war on Mep.

>>30127378
we need to make more memes about that. am i misremembering, or did we do it before a fair bit?

alright we are past bump limit and whiel this is off topic i need to vent somewhere

i cannot actually believe that the unity of /vrt/ is actually in shambles right now out of all possible things due to Hank Hill...

>>30127531
It's a pretty old /a/ meme anyways

>>30127488
/uuu/ would be the only member worth a damn in that alliance, all things considered.

>>30127420
Nah, Moriji would appease those tensions before it came to that one way or another.

>>30127568
Wait what?

>>30126851 me
Never fucking mind, it took like 30 posts.

>>30127592
Why not rose? They are pretty powerful?

>>30127488
Hmm, I'd love to see another ending chart wirh these as one of them.
I feel like we have enough for more but I cant think of any aside from /ag/ + /ybc/ Age of Monumentally

>>30127568
Explain, I've seen that model around but is there actually a hank hill vtuber and more importantly, are they a guy?

>>30127663
/morig/+/inf/ Supervolcanic Apocalypse.

>>30127648
Rose is surrounded by some of the most warlike nations in all the world, not to mention the guys that hunt Babirusa for sport.

>>30127663
You have to ask /meat/bro about that since he designed it

>>30127571
old memes are great, we should return to that. i always saw them, but i never saved any of them because i never thought i would need to, but now they aren't around anymore and idk where to find them.

>>30127612
Moriji would need to reign Risu in, question is how do they do it?

>>30127694
Yes there is a Hank Hill vtuber and yes its a guy that makes a perfect spot on impression of him, he plays retro games thus he is part of /vrt/

in fact he used to be one of the OG 4 Horseman that represent our thread but we had a vote and he is the only Horseman to lose his spot and there have been some dissatisfaction of it but since yesterday its become an actual argument dividing the threat

it'll be pretty funny if WWI starts over some pointless drama like 'numberfag sez my goddess have low ccv so I naval strike them'

>>30127859
why did you guys remove him?

>>30127808
Remind them of our very beneficial trade deal, and that if they want to nut so much, they can come over, we're down.

>>30127920
Well, that doesn't solve Ri2ner.

Does /2434/ still have military in /pcg/?

>>30127948
Nothing can solve Ri2ner...

>>30127920
>>30127948
you got a small window of time before ri2ner starts his 'intellectual barbarian' revolution

>>30127948
That's when I come in as the Bad Cop
>>30127956
Yes we do.

>>30127976
Such a brilliant plan, a nation without the means to industrialize doing that.

>>30127976
There is a good reason why OGsuner is the rep. He actually knows what he is doing (Which sounds hilarious, but its true.)

>>30127963
>>30127948
>>30127976
>>30127488
whats this about ri2ner? I thought he was just Cunt's onahole and plays amogus

>>30128096
He is that but he thinks he can start a miracle industrial revolution with the resources Risu has, which is beyond stupid. OG knows what he is doing at the end of the day. That's why OG is a good rep.

>>30127992
I ask of you to keep these zones demilitarized.f

>>30127912
he lost the vote fair and square, also he is still in the OP, he just is not a Horseman anymore

norm test
alt test

>>30128182
Our army at the coast except when we need to use it to help the government in other areas. If it is general demilitarization, you need to talk to pcg.

>>30127859
You know I was wondering how in the hell a male was able to collab with the vrt group considering Kiki's general position on it but if his Hank Hill impression is 100% accurate than I could see there being less of a shitstorm.

>>30128133
hold on he never mentioned anything about industrialization, only traditional lifestyle. probably some kind of luddite modernism

>>30128238
wait, a vote was had over whether or not he is a horseman? 1) he's a propane man. 2) that sounds like an unnecessary position. /meat/ just has a list and everyone picks their own favorites. we have a trio of chuubas, but they aren't given undue status beyond what they earn themselves.

>>30128182
>>30128259
Before anything is even said, the position of Syndeoneia on this is the demilitarization of those territories by our forces isn't something we can do at all. 2434 has only given us one area of total demilitarzation and that is 5km from a peninsula. You cannot expect us to disband our thematic armies in those regions because it will cause the commanders to rise up in revolt and also make those areas lawless.

>>30128255
thank you for the examples anon

>>30128463
did you try it?

>>30128357
That is my mistake, I see where he corrected himself right below the post I was going off.

>>30126887
You can get lime from soda ash made from burning certain plants or limestone. Otherwise ash and mud can be used for mortar. Alternatively you can paint the walls with waterproof pain.

>>30128259
>>30128462
We were hoping for general demilitarization. Of course not at the expense of the order in those regions. We just don’t want any deployed warfare soldiers there considering previous events. How does a gradual demilitarization sound?

>>30128182
Also. any such demands violates Article IX of the Treaty of Westphasia
>Article IX:Furthermore, the Empire of Nijisanji guarantees the independence of the Empire of Syndeoneia for a period of 30 years.
This is a violation of their sovereignty.

>>30128633
By no means does the Empire of Syndeonia agree to any demilitarization of our border territories
>>30128649
Indeed, alice.

>>30128633
No, given that it violates Article IX of the treaty and furthermore, we believe it violates the sovereignty of Syndeoneia by the rule of the Sydneoneian Peacekeeping Council

Why is phase siding with its colonizers.

>>30128860
Because the current Government, while not thrilled with 2434, and especially not thrilled with the CIO, still has sovereignty in nearly all matters and this is one of them. The only matters we do not have sovereignty over are in the Treaty of Westphasia.

>>30128860
Pippafags are submissive cucks
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