/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73390572
>at one point you become friends with you regulars
>i think you guys are my friends
DYRBI

>is the funniest EN without even trying

How?
Is it because she's a vegan so it's inherently hilarious when something retarded happens to her?

>>53639645
mommy loves big black cocks so i love big black cocks too!!!!

Ok, after the dust has settled and Fauna ripped off the Mask, are there any corpo chuubas left that don't have disdain for their fanbase ? It's still a riddle to me why they still want to entertain a group of people that they don't even would befriend irl. It's not about actually hoping to get in touch with a chuuba, it's about them not being disgusted when we watch them.

>hey Saplings
>you aren't allowed to have any romantic feelings for me
>you also aren't allowed to have any platonic feelings for me
>our relationship is meant to be a cold and impersonal transaction where I produce product and you consume it without developing any kind of emotional attachment to me
>simp for me btw
This is a brand new level of yab. Other members of Holo EN have rejected romantic parasocalism. But they all accept various degrees of platonic parasocalism. Not even Kronii told her fans they aren't at least allowed to feel a sense of friendship towards her. Fauna has crossed a line that nobody else in Hololive has ever crossed before and things are not going to turn out okay for her. Let her downfall be a warning to all other western vtubers: embrace parasocialism or else.

>We cannot be friends
>We shouldn't be friends
>Let's be sex friends though <3

A kirin is mythical flying horse, with this in mind I propose all talk concerning Ceres Fauna be moved to /mlp/

Who is carrying HoloEN, now?

>>45825433
ITs crazy to think about that in 4-5 years most of the current vtubers of holo, niji, idol, eien, phase and vshojo will all be gone.

No more Gura and Pekora stream. No more mama saying UUUUU. No more MOOOMIN. No more Pomu. No more comfy Penguin. No more Selen laugh.

Also all the vods will be gone too.

Fauna is here.

Why don’t people like her?

UUUU

Niguuuu

Why did she do it?

>Faufau dogwhistled again
Why does she keep doing this. I wonder if her numbers would suffer if her competitors streamed more regularly.

But why?
What compelled her to do it?
I just don’t understand…

Why did she do it?

>everyone keeps talking about the blue faggot
>we have literal demonstrable proof that Fauna joined holo to groom Gura and is currently grooming Gura
Let me guess, >it's ok when Fauna does it

>>31967681
"Now sapling, there's only one kind of fast food we eat in this house, and it's the King's."

>confirmed was a chumbud
>Gura and Shondo both call her mommy off stream often enough that they both refer to her mommy on stream, even though Gura said it was cringe to do so
How did she get 2 adult women, one of whom is her oshi, to call her "mommy"?

>>30112542
>treerats
HEY!

>>28986585
>>28986460
Used to, those days are far behind me now

I love my cuckqueen oshi

>>20351304
Sapling here
I spent a lot of time checking hlg and I can agree their posts are 100% similar to the shitposts in here