/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39016994
bratty moonman taking away all my technology making me ooga booga...
I want to do the economy of risu next. Obviously before anyone comes around we use nuts. But afterwards i could see us adopting foreign currencies. No idea how that shit works as usual though. All i know is that i doubt any of you would just take a bag of acorns as payment for tools.

>>33950730
but i want money

>>33716485
EXCELLENT! Would you like to be paid in pretty gems, nuts, prostitutes, or metal?

>>33246238
Thank you so much for answering. Your society is strikingly similar to ours where we do kind of the same shit. I think as pretty much the OTHER nation of forest lovers we will get along great.

The ultimate long term goal of this is to permanently have risuners stay there and obtain magical artifacts so we could use sapling magic for our own national security back home. I know that your not just gonna be handing those things out though but thats what we want.

I also remember that you may not be too interested in the gem magic but emeralds in particular do accelerate plant life. So if anything I think you would love those. But its up to you what you want

I hope your ok with the idea of risuners setting up a permanent settlement on the beach using some of the ships as housing. Were not trying to invade or occupy you obviously.

Finally we would come differently the second time now that we know about you. Tome down the prostitutes A LOT for obvious reasons. Of course anyone who tries to forcefully fuck saplings will have their cocks chopped off like the last guy. If we are gonna get magic shit from you guys then it is only fair that we give in return after all.

>>33246279
Yes. Any pinisi thats been upgraded or well maintained. We need only the best. As well as hatever we invest in for escorts which will be sunstantial. I think I decided that this time we will initially use nasfaqg bros primarily for escorting with deadbeats being visited and paid for escort services secondary. Seems like we should give you lot a turn IMO and see what your made of. Consider it a risuner trial of dependability if that makes sense.

>>32239924
>inb4 master plan unveiled
>risuners are the only one with womens rights
>women flock to risu to avoid oppressive life
>more women for the male risuners to nut inside
>increase genetic diversity and population simply by existing
Risuners just cant stop winning

>>32150872
Sounds fucking good to me. Mole risuners would be digging up peat and lignite like crazy but hell yeah. Iron is a big one for sure since our main source of iron is from laterite. Brb for about an hour or so i gotta take care of some shit. Have fun gentlemen.

>>31908576
Except our artillery is diamonds and can 1 shot any ship. But at the same time it would take 30-50 years before we can make enough to use it on the regular.
>but in lore the other nations wouldnt know about our massive shortage
I HAVE AN IDEA!

meanwhile we dont have navy. we just use boats to go to places and tell people HEY GIVE US NUTS!

>>30119475
GENIUS MY BROTHER

>>29860627
well shit. Our fungi would probably be pretty diverse. Not to mention that all our plants grow at 3x speed thanks to risuner magic. You can join nasfaqg bois in Sabatangan if you wish?

All gems are used for magic in /risu/ and each type of gem has a different use/power. Risuners have very rarely ever used gems for money so any outside nation will have no clue of the gemtree production. (Yes i know most people know this and i say it a lot but we got newbies) Anyway I don't think that the Mechaffyna would like the fact that we use nuts as currency since you cant accumulate large stacks of wealth anyway. So it shouldn't affect us much and honestly if I was a greedy corporation, the last thing I would look at are the tribal sex addicted squirrel people who dont even use actual money. But that's just my take on it.

>>29735998
just use our road kek
>>29735966
sure. ill do it now

>>29548466
Ah yes let us discuss this. Well in addition to our MANY varieties of nuts we do have lots and lots of various fruits. Food is in abundance and because our shit grows fast we got food for fucking days. In addition we also have a FUCKLOAD OF TREES so like the deadbeats, wood if you need it. I assume you would be interested in our wood (kek) And OF COURSE WE HAVE PROSTITUTES SINCE THAT IS NOT ONLY LEGAL BUT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE! You cannot deny your takeshi blood horny kronie boys. Are you interested?

Were involved in EVERYTHING

>>29181045
Risu is involved with everyone at this point. They dived head first into the global conflict and are now stuck in the middle of everything. Hell a lot of beach cities in risu are world gatherings at this point.

>>28353332
Just have no government and do whatever the fuck you want. We have the best MAGICS! and the best economy. Inflation doesn't exist in /risu/ so no greedy capitalists. And our money grows on fucking trees. Risuners cant stop winning.

>>28271968
>they gonna pave roads for us

>>28173297
im gonna try that the next time i dont have a morning shift thanks. usually i do fucking nothing and say that i will do something at night. Works like 20% of the time.

>>28026569
Wait until they realize we grow gems out of trees underground

Risuners cant stop winning

>sanalites come check the thread
>everyone plotting their downfall

>>27048649
Risu interacts once a year to take the nuts of literally everyone, resetting the entire risuner economy.

>>26724795
We aint got no fucking gold. Our currency is nuts. We are literally untaxable kek.

WARanon is the most patient man ever. He's just waiting for WAR to happen. So many opportunities but its just not happening.